That episode where Arthur gets an eating disorder

>THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING THE WHITEMAN YOU KIKE
Since when did sam hyde, ben garrison, and mel gibson start working for pbs?

>that episode where Arthur gets a fear of botched circumcision
>that episode where Arthur witnesses an actual drug deal
>that episode where the Tibble twins make sexual advance towards DW without knowing what they meant

One is real, two are fake. Choose wisely

>That one episode where molly makes millions from self child prostitution

>That one episode where arthur visits japan

Middle is real, correct?

>That one episode where Arthur discovers DeviantArt and has a new fetish

actually it's the first one

>That episode where Arthur causes Instrumentality

>the episode where Arthur rapes DW

Your kidding, r-right?

Shinji didn't cause Instrumentality though.

No, Arthur did.

>That episode where Fern came out

I could actually see that as a thing, and it would be really cute

>that episode of arthur where Binky's self-hatred towards his obesity leads to nightmares of him getting eaten by the food he loves

Oh shit nigga i remember this one now

>That episode where DW collects all of Arthur's used cum-tissues.

>that episode of Arthur where they reference a popular 90s book series

That's clearly a costume. Which makes it much worse, it's a costume of a naked chick.

>that episode of Arthur where he learns about high fructose corn syrup and the corn industry

The part where she licked his hardend splodge off made my dick feel weird for years.
Topkek

So can I. The only question is who would she cuck.

Actually, she's the cucked one. Prunella's taken, and Muffy+Francine are items.

>That episode of Arthur where DW tells a feminist reimagining of the odyssey

>That episode where Fern makes a friend at the adult bookstore

>simply has odysseus replaced by a female
When will you MRA faggots ever shut the fuck up?

>hey kid, you ever read JTHM?

Oh, right.

Just exercising free speech while it's still legal.

>That one episode where fern was a hermaphrodite all along.

>That episode of Arthur where Muffy becomes a dyke

>That one episode where prunella finds the Bible Black

>believing tumblr tier femenazis will ever take over the world
They can barely keep themselves from falling apart, one could agure theyve already failed at that.

They won't take over the world. But they'll certainly destroy it. People like them are the same people who got shit like prohibition passed.

>That episode of Arthur where in the bad AU Muffy becomes president due to her wealth and connections, and Fern becomes the communist leader of China after her career as a poet failed.

This makes way too much sense.

My bad. I forgot.

>Depends on if mary moocow is just a fat naked chick who runs a TV program.
>Hathor the Cow Goddess gets a TV show.

I don't know what kind of Hell I've unleashed, but it's definitely something I never want to see.

Pic related is in the cow suit, she also naturally has a monotone voice and becomes a news anchor for an economic station at the end of the episode she's revealed.

>implying Muffy would touch that Kike monkey

But feminists literally did get prohibition passed.

My bad. I misread your post. Sorry!

It's a joke, silly

>That episode of Arthur where Muffy holds friend auditions, and crosses out Fern's name three times after she told her that she didn't like shopping

They wont do jack shit like prohibition again, because theyd know we men would beat them into the ground in retaliation.

Good, sometimes on this site i just dont know anymore....

They'll get guns banned first this time around.

The show is fucking deep.

It wont happen. I hate femenazis too, but this idea that they could get away with taking guns is idiotic.

>The episode where Buster gets redpilled on femenazis

Guns are protected by a Bill of Right amendment.

It's political suicide to even consider trying to remove it.

>that episode where Arthur finds out he likes to crossdress and Buster hits on him

>That episode of Arthur where Fern develops an addiction to Yuri

They won't remove the 2A, they'll just make it impossible to use it in a practical way. Look at shitholes like California and NYC.

First of all, most of CA isnt a shithole. Second of all, how would they get rid of guns in the conventional way.

>most of CA isnt a shithole
Didn't you just ban bullet buttons?

This site is pretty tame and really cool!

You just half described an episode of The Amazing World Of Gumball.

Fern is cute.

>that one story where user gets bullied by a sadistic Fern

This board does weird shit to my brain.

>Friendly reminder that the action-packed adventure sequences with the author were not in Fern's imagination but in his letters
>Friendly reminder that these sequences bled into his real life encounter with Fern
>Friendly reminder that an author who travels the world and is constantly being hunted down by vague foreign entities with the intent to kill him canonically exists in the world of Arthur

Captcha asked for squares with an airplane.

What animal would bane be in arthur?

A big one.

That was a wired episode, when fern was looking at the big world map discussing how to best take control of the trade routes in the china sea, it showed china borders stretched into north Korea and Taiwan, it was all painted red.

lost

fern would be the most likely to write porn online, but who would be the most likely to read it?

Buster, obviously.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT

>h u s k y

kek

She fucking had it coming

its a me

Whatever the fuck Binky is supposed to be

where is crust fern

you mean this one?

> that one episode of arthur where arthur finds a dead rat in his living room

> that one episode where pal gets neutered with arthur and DW in ths room

> that episode where neil gaiman appears in a falafel

One is real. Two are fake

Neil Gaiman said Sue Ellen had a fat and succulent ass

>hey arthur, remember that time in sandman i wrote in vivid detail how a woman confessed to fucking a corpse?

>That episode where Arthur becomes a doctor and finds a mysterious video game cartridge and neon colored belt while on lunch break
>Preview just aired earlier today, so nobody knows anything else about it
What do you think is gonna happen?

I'm more interested by Fern's Flights of Fancy

>Fern considers giving up being a writer after a rejection.

Pixie neil gaiman is in my Falafel your argument is invalid

>That episode where Arthur molests Pal.
Seeing it from Pal's POV where he gets closer and closer to a psychological breakdown as the episode went on was hard to watch.

>that episode where Arthur gets a party hat

>Arthur molests Pal
What are you talking about? Didn't Pal knot him in his sleep in that episode?

>that ocean of blanket rape sequence with pal
Also, he forcefully jerked off pal and then ducttaped him to his ass till he finished.

>that episode that set off a thousand ships

Thoughts on newer characters introduced later into the series?

nope

And then they made an actual Veggiemorphs book.

>that episode of Arthur where units of length were replaced with Arthurs and Ratburns

That one episode where buster joins the yakuza

>That episode of Arthur where everyone gets tired of Francine's shitty attitude and made comics where she's portrayed as the lout she actually is.

This one actually happened

>12 kids in an elementary school class
What crazy world are they living in?

A world where smaller class sizes means more individual attention for each student to improve their learning.

I know. Too bad we live in the real world where kids are packed into classrooms like sardines

An area with a high median salary but low youth population.

What episode was that? Some kind of Thomas Pynchon guest appearance?

What kind of animal is Alex supposed to be?

Sue Ellen must be glad Jenna, otherwise she'd be the shortest kid in class. And everyone hates the short kid! But not as much as they hate themselves.

Looks like a gerbil or hamster

>George is just called Moose

kek

Yes but the inventor created a new bullet button that is slightly modified to circumvent the ban

ROB SCHNEIDER IS

A CARROT

>implying you care about free speech
>implying you wouldn't love it if feminists got censored

>Donald

>Arthur and George are canonically manlets

It was the musical special. Don't remember what it was called, but it was more like a movie than an episode. It was pretty good.

i swear to god someone adds new reactions to >donald everytime i look at this

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I believe in all free speech. Not the current iteration where not baking a cake means being internationally shamed but shooting 50 gays in a nightclub is 'lets not jump to conclusions'

What is this?

I mean the episode referred to in the post, with the author who is being stalked.

Oh. I forget what that was called, too. Sorry.

He's a bulldog.

>that episode where Fern shoots up the school

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Filthy neet fern who smells like shit and has hygiene problems

His motives were hard to unravel. He wasn't a true Muslim. He didn't kill them cause they were gay, c'mon. He was a Lone Wolf. Don't be a bigot. Christians didn't make a gay couple a cake that one time, that makes them terrorists too.

She wasn't a NEET, was she? I thought the greentext had her as a rockstar, building off of the Backstreet Boys special.

No,it's based off some greentext where Fern is extremely unsanitary

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>That one episode where Buster craps his pants so hard he tears something and has to go to the hospital.

>That episode where Arthur gets septs

check em

Not this time.

I thought Fern was bald

It looks like she stylized a tuft of fur on her head.

>That episode where buster thinks all the porn written about everyone online is real and really happened.

One more reason he wants a career involving pizza.

Let's see who got'em

Is George Autistic, or just a gay loser?

>Yes, is the correct answer to that.

His friend is autistic, but George himself is just a loser.

>That episode where Buster realizes he likes girls

Remember the episode where Arthur had a crush on that woman that lived nearby and he'd go to her place everyday for cookies and stuff. Then she ended the relationship before she did anything freaky with arthur due to her own self control, by sending Arthur a letter of apology. Then Arthur's mom finds it and thinks it was addressed to Arthur's dad, they argue and then he tells Arthur he has to leave for a few weeks.

Or what about the episode Muffy really wanted a car but her dad said he'd have to wait until she was older, and that they're expensive. She tries to forgoe allowance for a few weeks to save up for the car but she can't handle it, and asks if theres any other way she can pay for the car until her 18th. Then the next day at school Binky nearly gets hurt due to his allergy, Muffy reeked of cologne and couldn't sit right so she leaned on Binky.

But my favourite episode had to be when nobody noticed Fern coming to school for a few weeks, and Buster was getting the worst of it since he'd always copy off her. Buster goes to find out where she is and meets Fern's mom at the door. She says somethings wrong with Fern and she won't leave her room so Buster visited her every day and talked through the door until she felt comfortable to open it a crack and hold hands through the door.

>This happened

>That episode of Arthur where Arthur and D.W. find, fight, and defeat Adolf Hitler after one of Brain's time traveling experiments goes wrong.

Now I want to see Hitler drawn in the style of Arthur

But we've already seen D.W many times.

Oh my god this was real. I thought this was just a recurring nightmare I had as a child.

>That episode of Arthur where he searches for his father's killer.

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What episode is this?

>86649720
i don't remember Arthur being so based

best weight gain episode of all time?

>that episode where D.W., while trying to evacuate the house during a fire, stands up too tall and sticks her head in the smoke, gets high off of it, and sees dinosaurs

George's life is suffering

See how you defend islam like its almost programmed into you.

>He's shorter than 2/3 the girls in his class
>Even when excluding their ears and including his antlers.

Girls are typically taller than most guys at that age. They hit puberty earlier.

>When Fern sees your awful writing

>that episode where everyone breaks out into Queen songs

I remember that circumcision episode. Poor Arthur.

Why are so many new Arthur picks popping up on Cred Forums these past couple weeks?

If I remember correctly, someone said that they commissioned a few. But surely they can't be responsible for all of this.

>That episode when Mr Rodgers touched Arthur inappropriately.

ORGE THE LINE

Why was the name Donald so funny for this?

I could make a thread and do this exact same thing and it somehow just isn't as funny.

That episode when the ass was fat

But that's not even my fetish writing!

It's not Arthur's name; it's not at all similar to it. It's not even a common name, but it's not a name so rare or weird that the absurdity of the name itself detracts from the absurdity that someone would attempt to bully fans of a cartoon on a Hong Kong rope-tying website's cartoon board when they themselves don't even know the name of the titular protagonist of one of the most well-loved and influential cartoons in the past couple decades.

>Surely they can't be responsible for all of this
Not all, just most

>kid turns into a vegetable

Did they get their superpower from getting hit by a car?

>that episode where Arthur foolished spends his allowance on a pass

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2012.

>that episode of Arther when he discovers anime and proceeds to beat the shit out of DW

Why are the girls so happy about it?

>That episode where Arthur votes on a banner and realizes his vote doesn't matter

I think it was an allegory for the presidential election.

Well, the people who didn't bake the gay wedding cake didn't just refuse to make the cake. They also posted the couple's names on Facebook afterward to publicly humiliate them. That's what really put them over the line.

The free market does it again!

>That episode of arthur where Brain discovers the virtual world

>#3 moose

Is that all the picture or is there more?

Name of episode.

>that episode where Buster causes a massive class scandal by wearing a MAGA hat to school

Any decent theories why this episode heavily referenced 4/9?

I remember I tried the freezing snowball trick for a few months and it became rock hard in June, shit was great.

They know the hhc is the best c around.

April 9th was an inside job.

It was all a ploy to get the students to infiltrate their rival school, Mighty Mountain, so they could learn their secrets and thus better prepare for the next baseball game.

If this post ends with a five there will be an episode where two of the main female characters come out as lesbians.

lewd-satanic-swallow.tumblr.com/post/151220039949

I was being intentionally retarded, user.

Islam is scum.

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Fuck you, asshole. Where do you live? I want to burn all your comic books, action figures, DVDs, and the rest of your geek and nerd shit.

You can't. The Bill of Rights isn't like the later amendments, they are explicitly written to say that they can never be undone.

Well that's potentially grounds for lawsuit in defamation, but technically that part isn't about free speech.

It's honestly why I don't understand why people want to criminalize BLM. Why? We didn't criminalize the KKK, we let them march on DC and protected them from angry mobs, and we KNEW those guys killed people. Because that's what free speech is, you have to defend even that which you disagree with or hate.

she gonna be the hottest kid in her school

Southern Trash

kek

hahahaha

she doesn't belong but her kid brother is ok

>That episode where Arthur discovers eurobeat, and breaks his arm trying to drift on his bike.

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of course

Half of those are people asking how they did the blue font, not realizing it's in the image.

That was Care Bears

Worth killing for
Worth dying for
Worth going to hell for

I lost my shit when Buster found her family's KKK costumes.

link pls

What also helps set up the joke and make it more absurd is that he correctly uses Buster's name, but somehow doesn't know Arthur.

pretty good

it wasn't the image lad

>The episode where Fern breaks into Ladonna's house, steals evidence of her family's history with the KKK-including diaries, and proceeds to base new poems and stories presented in class off of them, each new piece more closely mirroring the real life atrocities, taking delight in watching Ladonna's futile attempts to shrug it all off as a coincidence gradually grow into abject horror as she realizes that she will have to change schools yet again

Does anyone have a decent sized Fern folder they're willing to share?

>That episode when Pinky remembers he was Pinky from Pinky and the Brain and Brain is dead after a failed experiment to make him the size of a regular human turned out wrong

>that episode where DW drowns Kate in the bathtub

>that episode where she and Emily play with DW's homemade crossbow that shoots nails and kill perky
>that episode where Emily has to stop DW from drowning Arthur on an ice skating trip
>that episode where DW's mom lets go of DW to save Emily as the two girls dangle over a cliff and DW falls to her death

The episode next week where DW is revealed to have survived after making a Faustian pact

>That episode where Arthur has to choose between joining Buster and subjecting Earth to a dystopia empire ruled by Angels, or helping DW release hordes of demons on the world and creating anarchy

>That episode where MATT DAMON

>that episode where the Janitor kept trying to molest Buster

did this come before or after that simpsons episode

After
youtube.com/watch?v=FtuBGJiufXA
it was a whole movie that aired on PBS. I remember watching it

What Simpsons episode?

I think they meant the Treehouse of Horror where Homer enters the third dimension and everything is CG

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NAME OF EPISODE NOW

punk fern a best

>wanting to bang children

>tfw this image with this filename has gotten my thread deleted before

no sense of humor

>that episode when Arthur's new friend comes to town.

youtube.com/watch?v=J3898dPx9g0

No, I want them to love each other

>the episode when Arthur develops a humiliation fetish.

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>wants to write songs

Idol Fern when?

How does a blind girl play soccer

With great difficulty

soon

Such a fucking Mary Sue.

There is a device in the ball that makes a consistent beeping sound.

It's easy. There's a beeeper in the ball

How does she avoid running into people or getting tripped?

>the episode where the cast got into some weird fetishes

Beeper in the kids

>look up Fern's voice actress
>find out she's a french-canadian burlesque dancer
Is this why so many people are obsessed with her?

>that episode where Molly is in highschool and get sucked into an RPG with a metal head, his fatty friend, and the nerd who grows a dick

If you know what shit this is from, I love you.

holy crap

N-no homo

Holly Frankel also did the voice for Sagwa, so I guess you could say she's known for her pussy.

>Miss Sugarpuss

I'd like to see Fern wearing this shirt.

HOW DO YOU GET A BEEPER INSIDE A KID?
I NEED TO KNOW

You know, just stick it in there somewhere

They just clip it to their shirt

Are you retarded son? That was a joke, see the part where he called christians terrorists for not making a cake?

>they just clip it to their shirt
Would she be kicking niggas in the chest thinking it was the ball?

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All wrong. 5-a-side football is an official paralympic sport. The players actually do very well. They have guides on the sidelines who yell out directions, and the goalies are the only full-sighted players.

youtu.be/Z3r8sKVaBk0

Arthur can be pretty savage.

>that one episode mentioning there was three different beepers.
> One for each ball used, one for the Elwood team, and the other was for the opposing team.
>Francene and Muffy 'accidently' gave Mighty Mountain the ball's beeper.
>Just watched the blind girl go ham on Might Mountain.
>After breaking four legs, she finally broke her own foot.
>Mighty Mountain had never faced Elwood since.

The joke is on you though, cause Marina plays for Mighty Mountain

Yet another voyage on the ruse cruise that is Arthur's deeper lore.

>Not knowing that Marina changed schools

She did? When was this?

Season 18, although not mentioned.
Durina an episode where Marina and Prunella get into Lakewoods gymnastics team.

>That episode where Arthur drinks an entire bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out only to wake up 5 hours later, flip out of his bed and pop open his microwave on the floor and vomit inside of it, close it, vomit some on the carpet, get back in bed, vomit a bit there too, and go back to sleep only to wake up 3 hours later to the horror that awaits him episode.

Shits getting depressing with this alcoholism.

Speculation. There was nothing specifying that as Lakewood's team.

Was that before or after the relapse?

I remember being so relieved when he finally got off the wagon, but it hit me so had seen he just went back.

It's weird saying I prefer when they all smoked pot.

>so should Matt Damon be a human or an animal?
>yes

>that period of time during Arthur's attempt at Sobriety he converted to Shia Islam and decided to celebrate the Day of Ashura, but during the Tatbir he hit his back with a sword too hard and almost dies of severe blood loss and deep muscle cuts before his parents got him to the hospital.

As much as they call Arthur a fedorafag it's better than him killing himself. And why didn't anybody tell him that the Ayatollah Khamenei recommends people donate blood and not perform flagellation?

So, anyone have a link to this? zIt's not on any legit download service, and i can't find a single non-dead torrent.

Gonna give you a link. Next time, use Cred Forums's archive.
mediafire.com/file/kwmjjj1ohcq/Arthur - The First Almost Real Not Live CD.rar

youtu.be/oLisxf9hE5M

What other show aside from Spongebob is a meme goldmine like Arthur is?

Duckman

I think Fern would be better off as a precure.
Or ending up in a CCS situation.

>that episode when Busters becomes a NEET

EE&E
Rugrats

>that fucking image

I feel strange.

>that episode where Molly makes a feminist spy movie because she's mad about passive female characters

Good for her.

Elwood city is a small town that chucks money at education, I could see it happening.

How bad is it now? When I was in elementary school I recall the figure typically being 25-30.

There needs to be some collective project to draw Arthur characters in anime. King of the Hill is also acceptable.

While I'm at it Arthur comics need to come back.

>Hillary, would you like a easy ride during the debates
>Oh golly, derp, sure
>No
>Not you Trump

>Bulge....

Submitted to /r/Cred Forums thanks friend.

>that episode when Buster became kid Hitler

Someone on DA made some characters in an animeske style

So Muffy becomes Hillary Clinton?

Wait so what exactly does his parents do?
His mom is a tax accountant and his dad...does cake?

I remember that one
The leader of the cult? Fern

Also I didn't know until that episode that Francine is the feminine version of Frank

A world with limited immigration.

Whaaaaaat?

This thread is making me want to ____ ____ ___

youtu.be/OqDY_u1t8SA?t=4m17s

Video doesn't embed w/timecode unfortunately... He's a chef. He runs a catering company.

>That episode where Buster changed his Answering Machine, now that he was alone.

fern was savage in that one

death note

>that episode where Binky experienced true patrician music

>that episode where Philip Seymour Hoffman gave the kids heroin

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>Known for Arthur, and Assassins Creed 2 and 3

gonna need sauce on that greentext

holy fucking shit dude you awakened some memories for me

thanks senpai

>that episode where user made up fake plotlines for a childrens cartoon

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Is Fern's VA bisexual? Because she certainly doesn't seem to mind lesbians feeling her up.

youtu.be/Bv-xFG0KKnA

God damn, that was a legendary moment.

>How bad is it now? When I was in elementary school I recall the figure typically being 25-30.
I lived in a moderately-dense suburb and when I was in elementary school it was in the low 20s. Nowadays it's climbed up to the mid-20s.

I hear a lot about these kinds of things because my mom is a teacher in the same school district I went through.

>That episode where nothing fun was allowed to happen

Pretty shit episode desu

Oh shit.
Why is this so fucking hot? Everything about it is perfection.

Do I really need a blind girl in my life?

>That episode where Brain had a "metamorphosis" inside Binky's body.
I still have nightmares.

>That prospective future episode where Buster and Muffy ran for president against each other, and a Binky suffering from PTSD after the race war unloaded his AK into both of them

What?

arthur threads were so comfy.

member the stream?

>That episode where Arthur fails his spot check and gets attacked by the mimic

>tfw Brain is the first to go on the day of the rope
ah well.

Yeah, god help we stop letting stupid people kill themselves and cost the state millions

He's so fucked up

Who'd she voice in Assassins Creed?

>That episode where Binky discovers vaporwave.
You know we need more episodes of Arthur that embrace A E S T H E T I C S

That episode where Arthur almost dies after getting but escaping a garage dump.

*getting cut

>when the cut becomes infectious and goes gangrenous and arthur has to self-amputate with improvised tools

didn't expect the show creators to go so far, but i can appreciate the realism of the situation.

ive been hoping they would pick up again, they kind of died off around the beginning of the year.

i miss them too

Yes you do

>you will never listlessly watch the clock closer to 3:00 in Mr. Ratburn's class and then groan collectively as he hasn't finished the lesson and holds the class 5 minutes over to assign more homework and when he finally finishes you run to your bike but as you unlock it a soft hand grasps your arm and it's Fern asking if you'd want to stop by Meteor comics and you walk your bikes together through Elwood City to the comic shop and there's a new issue of Grotesquely Grim Bunny but you don't have enough so Fern offers to split it with you and so you both chip in and go to the Sugar Bowl to read it and Brain is there and he gives you a slight smirk because he knows you like her and you take turns reading character lines from the comic until you both realize it's dark out and you race your bikes home up until where your paths diverge and you both stop at the stop sign not knowing how to say goodbye, and not wanting to.

youtube.com/watch?v=aNFf-2cgqDg

Yes, what kind of question is that

>Katawa Shoujo: Arthur Version
I'd play that for Marina

Same here

That sounds fun. Anybody got some ideas? "Do [Arthur character] in [anime style]/as [anime character]"

Monkey's paw caveat: deliveries will come when they come and the quality won't be better than bad pencil sketch crudely photographed with camera phone

Who's the best classmate, and why is it based binky?

/r/ katawa shoujo with
Lilly: Maria
Emi: Sue Ellen
Hanako: Fern
Rin: Francine
Shizune: Muffy
Misha: Prunella

>yfw Buster is Kenji and Arthur is Hisao

Double spoiler Ratburn is Mutou

"Additional Voices"

So background folks basically I guess.

>that episode where Arthur decides to MAGA.