Hey folks, we're about an hour away from October 1st, which means it's almost time for Cred Forums's 4th Annual Midnight Storytime of Night of the Were-Ed!
For the uninitiated, it's really more fun if you go into this blind, but it's basically one of Cred Forums's equivalents to The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Make sure you strap in until the end, because the really crazy shit doesn't kick in until then.
The storytime itself will start around 12 am EST, as is tradition. Just a reminder that normal storytime etiquette doesn't really apply to these threads; ie, feel free to post replies and reaction images if you want. It'll take more than one thread to get through all this anyway, and it's half the fun is reading along with everyone. .. Happy October!
Oh boy, I remember the first time this was storytimed (as well as each of the following Octobers).
There were a lot of things I don't think anyone saw coming.
Zachary Cooper
Fuck you, we're going in rough.
It honestly never gets old
Justin Phillips
So who's Ed, what's he from, and if he isn't an original character do I need knowledge of the source material?
Jason Johnson
>Who's Ed >What's he From
It's a really batshit crazy Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fancomic.
>Do I need knowledge of the source material
Not really
Lucas Smith
Oh wow, I only now see Plank and Double D's hat.
They look NOTHING like the cartoon.
Joseph White
IT BEGINS
Happy October, Everyone!
Gavin Mitchell
You monster.
STOP THIS THREAD BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Jordan Williams
What the artist lacks in talent, she makes up for in fantastic hair styles
Don't get too attached to EEn'E canon for this one.
Evan Cox
Ed's been bitten by a feral electrical plug
Brayden Clark
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David Perez
At least she kept the monobrow
Isaac Thomas
Bump
Isaiah Ortiz
Damn conveniently placed VHS covers
Elijah Long
Show of hands: Who's never read this before?
Sebastian Howard
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Landon Brown
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Henry Roberts
Do you have the Emo playlist that goes with this? or is that only for the second chapter.
Gabriel Ross
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Oliver Butler
>Sarah shrinks down to the size of a lawn gnome, as is her natural defense
Emo Playlist is for Part 2; Part 1 has more of a Michael Jackson's "Thriller" vibe
Ryan Bailey
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Evan Brooks
He's got the same fucking mullet; don't act like you've gotta be Sherlock Holmes for this
Gabriel Cox
Someone do How I Became Yours.
Christopher Russell
Did the girl who made this go on to create something decent later on?
Ayden Howard
Ah yes, who could forget Ed's signature Auburn Hair from the show
Henry Davis
As well as Son Eddys 'do.
Dylan Hughes
WHY, IT'S AN INANIMATE CARBON ROD
Not really, but she's done enough to have a Pateron, apparently.
Part 3 is a legitimate Magnum Opus in my book though.
James Hernandez
But it isn't Halloween. I mean we can do it multiple times, but is this really the right time for it? I'm ready though, I love when this is done.
Matthew Taylor
Take a shot every time Kevin is useless in this comic; you're get surprisingly plastered.
Jackson Jackson
>It honestly never gets old
This comic is a genuine gift from on high. The fact the author nails the voices right is what makes it different from your random HIBY and equivalents.
Austin Johnson
I've done this for four straight years; the October 1st Storytime came FIRST, then the Halloween one.
Hunter Garcia
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Ayden Cook
>patreon
Hot dog! Definitely gonna look into that.
Luis Barnes
>Happy October, Everyone! You too. I'll literally stab you if you beat me to this on Halloween itself
Have a great thread and remember I know where you live
Kevin Gray
Ed's got that "Sorry about the herpes" look in the last panel
It's just so fucking genuine and endearing; I can't help but honestly adore it.
Ian Roberts
>the 4th Holy shit, I haven't killed myself yet. Should be Valentine's day.
Ryan Richardson
Oh goody I was scared I was gonna miss it again this year.
William Turner
I'm reading it in their voices, and losing it.
Jacob Gomez
>Either we put marginal effort towards locking them up once or month, or we kill them >Well, I'll get the gun
Fuck you, Kev
I've got dibs on the October 1st one; y'all can make due with the Halloween dump
Leo Jenkins
That's clearly just a fox with mange.
It gets so much fucking better.
I feel the same way. Hang in there, user
James Martinez
>I'm reading it in their voices, and losing it. Just wait till it becomes a fucking Hunter: The Vigil crossover with Vampire
Jeremiah Evans
Nazz getting real casual with that "Haha, you wanted to murder two of our friends" line in the last panel
Julian Davis
Really? We do these on the 1st?
Liam Miller
Everyone in panel 4 is just waiting for them to start fucking.
Nicholas Myers
>Tfw late to the thread At least it's not by much
Jaxson Lopez
>"LET'S DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE PLANNED!"
Fuck you, they've always been on the 1st.
Aaron Thomas
I was going to sleep soon for work but I want to see if I can make it to the third one, which is where all the 'this is fun and I kind of like it a little bit' moments all come to a climax. It is a fucking trip.
Eli Moore
Gee, it's a good thing you dipshits decided to go rogue because no one bothered to lock or block the fucking window to the full moon.
Alexander Edwards
I hope y'all enjoy overly drawn out transformation sequences, because they're all over the fucking place.
Bentley Morris
>Primal Urges must be met >I'veSeenEnoughHentai.jpg
You've at least got to make it to Part 2 to see Vampire Kankers
Gavin Lewis
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Benjamin Hill
Dude, I know. I did this one on a previous Halloween and then once at Easter because I was bored.
People never expect Night of the Were-Ed on other holidays!
Matthew Diaz
Fucking based Rolf
Charles Ortiz
I want everyone to look at Johnny. They're all going into the lion's den here. Not everyone may make it back out, and the explicit goal is to murder a hellbeast. One way or another, blood is being spilled tonight.
And Johnny could not be more fucking amped for it.
Cooper Scott
Well, that plan worked for all of three seconds. Good job gang.
Nathan Perry
Anyone got the Night of the WereEd playlist to listen while reading
James Hughes
Johnny's so excited to be included.
Juan Thompson
see
Ryan Smith
Bloodborne with Rolf. Someone get to the drawthread
Eli Powell
Double D striking that Thriller pose in Panel 3
I tried so fucking hard to find it, but I couldn't. I hope someone posts it.
In the meantime, just listen to Thriller, Werewolves of London, and Evanescence
Jayden Young
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Jack Baker
Valentines day is for hastily throwing bad food together to impress /ck/ and that's it.
Matthew Martin
>Ed attacked people because he's a dumbass
Sounds fair. Also, notch one on your "Double Mary Sue D" counter
It won't be the last
Josiah Campbell
>Evanescence Not till book 2 when the World of Darkness begins to intrude more firmly
Jordan Bennett
I have no fucking clue what order the panels on this page are suppose to go.
Night, friends. I'm sad I won't be up to read chapter 3 with all the newfriends but gotts work. Enjoy this wonderful disaster people
Brayden Perry
I don't want to say the art's gotten "better", but it's clear a LOT more effort has gone into it in this part. There's definitely some sort of progression in it.
Also, Ed's like an Archie Andrews lookalike now, which is fun
Samuel Robinson
The art does improve
Tyler Diaz
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Kayden Wood
>disaster fite me
Julian Myers
We'll miss you, man.
Angel Cook
>Computed labeled "Hal"
It's the little things
Hunter Robinson
This is my first time, too. I'm excited.
Jordan Garcia
Double D clearly isn't a Kopite
Also, Cred Forums's making me wait a full minute between posts, which is annoying as shit; sorry folks
Alexander Edwards
so why does Eddy have goku hair, always bothered me. Always figured he'd have something more akin to Kira Yoshikage's mature hair cut from the end of Part 4 then that mess on his head.
Isaiah Lopez
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Christopher King
>He hasn't read up to the part where Eddy goes Super Saiyan
Landon Hall
Fucking title screens; we're getting legit now
Ryan Anderson
>Four Years
IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT....
Kayden Evans
>would you care to join me in an evening stroll? and then they fucked
>Eddy as Kira well, time to visit the drawthread
Benjamin Jenkins
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Dylan Torres
>Filthy Dog
Kinky
Evan King
NIce steamy armpit
Adam Martin
Ooh, baby.
Colton Murphy
>You will never have a steaming hot trailer trash stalker tackle you
Why live?
Gabriel Carter
>YEOWTCH
Jack Cooper
You ever get thrown so hard you have a bruise on the opposite side of the head that got hit?
Carson Thompson
Rev up your Evanescence boys and grils.
Connor Hernandez
>Panel arrows
Fancy dancy
Henry Evans
>Waking intensifies.jpg
Alexander Sullivan
(CANT WAKE UP)
Owen Young
better than Aaron Diaz
Angel Garcia
still better than gunnershitfail
Henry Jones
I think we've lost our host.
Charles Foster
Shit, computer crashed for a minute. Back now though
ALSO, GUSTAD, NO!!!!
Luke Barnes
F
Jose Mitchell
ROLF HAS A SOUL PATCH GUYS
THIS COMIC BELONGS IN THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES
Yeah, sorry; ran into some technical difficulties.
Owen Bennett
Fun fact This is one of two times the death of a chicken is involved in an EEnE fancomic
Carter Flores
Jimmy's managed to become more effeminate looking than Sarah or Nazz. Good for him; follow your dreams, kids.
Liam Cruz
I pray someone here can dump the ghost chicken as a nightcap.
Nolan Moore
notices how Johnny's hair has a sleeping face
Carson Miller
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Lucas Rodriguez
May and Lee got some strong pimp game
Aaron Adams
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Justin James
Double D, you're supposed to be smart; you never picked up a fucking copy of Dracula or anythng?
Leo Ortiz
Way to lay on the guilt trip, Double Dick.
Connor Richardson
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Samuel Thomas
What the fuck is Hawthorn? Is a vampire weak to House of the Seven Gables?
Christian Roberts
Holy kek, I am definitely too sober for this.
Hunter Thompson
Leave it to Eddward to be intelligent while being an asshole.
Caleb Baker
>sci-ficlopedia.com
someone needs to register this site so we can use it as a wiki for Curse of The Were-Ed and its lore.
Levi Lopez
So where exactly did the whole "vampires and werewolves hate each others guts" come from anyway?
Michael Jackson
It's a shrub.
Evan Young
Alright, to recap
1. Rolf has an absolutely amazing soul patch 2. Kevin's sporting a goddamn rat tail 3. Johnny has a mohawk, further cementing him as the one who will probably warn the Eds to wear red one Friday because he "Always liked them" 4. Nazz has gone strapless 5. Jimmy has somehow become even MORE effeminate 6. ROLF HAS A MOTHERFUCKING SOUL PATCH, YOU GUYS
Jace Evans
I'd say he's more of a Frankenstein's monster fan.
Jordan Thomas
Vampries are weak to a specific fucking bush?
Dylan Garcia
You forgot the fact that Sarah has some tiddies now.
Isaac Thomas
That day was so fun
Jace Young
Nazz with the "We're all 16 and this kid's still talking to a plank of wood" look
Shit, he could totally fill in for Viktor on Penny Dreadful
Xavier Allen
They're weakened by bloody fucking everything now, aren't they?
Parker Phillips
And Baldur could only be killed by an arrow made of Mistletoe. Mythology doesn't always make sense.
Kayden Myers
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Landon Wright
Back when the image limit was 150 and bump limit was 300 on Cred Forums.
It took at least 4 or 5 threads before it got finished.
Landon Harris
The author honestly does an impressive amount of mythos building for her shitty Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fancomic
Robert Myers
Jimmy's looking real pretty in that first panel...
Adam Price
Oh boy oh boy. I remember reading this for the first time last year, literally one of those "I laughed until my sides physically hurt and I almost legit pissed myself" moments.
Josiah Collins
>Arthur meme.jpg
Jayden Perez
>I'm heading out to see if I can discover what the fuck happened to your legs, Eddy
Joshua King
I think its the fact that the tongue colors are all accurate that shows just how much she cares.
Gotta respect that.
Julian Clark
If you haven't already, go get your middle school mixtape ready...
James Baker
This is an underrated fact; in spite of everything, it's clear this is a work of love.
Maybe it was just an infected dog carrying lycanism?
Colton Miller
SAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE
Joseph Green
Alright folks, here it comes. For the next few pages, find your most emo 7th grade jam to be listening to as you read along. You won't get the full experience without it!
Again, I recommend Bring Me to Life, but you do you.
Dominic Powell
Well he says right there that it was an infected dog.
And since it was a dog even during the daylight hours, there's nothing to suggest it had a human form.
Caleb Murphy
You're killing me user.
Tyler Torres
WAKE ME UP!
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
I CAN'T WAKE UP!
Camden Watson
The teen culledesac kids are both unexpected and completely expected
Tyler Scott
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is there a way to nominate this to get into the Library of Congress or something? Start a campaign to get the author to make more? Cause holy shit this comic has brought me so much joy.
Logan Powell
No he's just short.
Colton Barnes
>Mythology doesn't always make sense. There's a legit fucking reason given in-myth. Everything in the world gave their word that they would never harm Baldur, except mistletoe, who was either overlooked or ignored for being too young (referencing how children can't sign contracts). Baldur is killed by a dart/spear carved from it. It's used as a symbol of truce and friendship after that.
AND YOU Fucking garlic is fine but a bush isn't?
Nolan Evans
>How do you kill a vampire? >However you fucking want, they're not real.
Angel Wood
Marie's little dash-in from Stage Left always makes me laugh
100% on board with that petition.
Juan Wright
Oh God, even his speech bubbles are black and red.
Landon Thomas
>Vampire Hunter Double D
Adam Russell
>that face
May wants that wolf-dick bad....
Foreshadowing
Gabriel Perry
>Come over >Can't I'm a vampire >I'm a werewolf who wants to bone
Michael Gray
DO IT, EDDY
PIERCE THE FLESH
LET PLANKS UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR BLOOD BEGIN
Carter Turner
Nigga let the newbies find out like the rest of us
And here come the street sign captchas, fuck.
David Jackson
HATE SEX IS BEST SEX!
Also, Kevin was useless; take a shot.
kek; I love you
Dominic Sanders
WHAT MAN HAS A RIGHT TO DENY A PLANK HIS BLOODSHED
Levi Ward
Surprise: The Villain is generic vampire villain #17
John Phillips
>Mays buttcrack
I didn't notice that first time I read this.
Brody Russell
nice
Jason Evans
You know this page fell out of some sweatpant-wearing girl's binder on her way to 7th grade math class and made get super embarrassed in front of all her friends.
Kevin Morgan
Even in wolf form, the tongue color remains true.
Daniel Myers
Who the fuck is this guy
Aiden Torres
Woah, hey guys, welcome to EB Games
Jayden Howard
What is this shit and why can't I stop reading it?
Justin Mitchell
>Which is why he's all the way up here
Jacob Edwards
Ah, you can tell he's generic because if you said that was Kirito I'd believe you.
Ian Garcia
>FUCK YOU! KARLOFF DOESN'T DESERVE TO SMELL MY SHIT! THAT LIMEY COCKSUCKER CAN ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE.
Juan Nguyen
Nice pumpkin, Jimmy.
Cooper Williams
Of course. Nintendo-nut is NO hack! She is not the artist we deserve, but the artist we NEED!
Kayden Sullivan
>pumpkins football helmet How
Gavin Hall
Double Werewolf Dracula D is so Mary Sue his battles don't even have to be on screen.
It's wonderful, isn't it? Just let it seep in, like background radiation.
Nathan Thomas
Double Werewolf Dracula D reminds me of the trolls from David The Gnome.
Nathaniel Mitchell
>Eddy, wielding a weaponized Plank, rides a Werewolf Ed into battle with Vampire Kankers as Double Werewolf Dracula D races to join them. And people say white folks got no culture.
Christian Sullivan
reading the comic to this version of the song was the smartest thing I've done in recent memory kek
Look at this sassy motherfucker strike his pose while he monologues.
Jaxson Parker
I like to read Double Dracula's dialog in the voice of Dan Green.
Samuel Scott
>BITCH THE FUCK YOU SAY?!
Brandon Sullivan
OH god. I don't think I can handle this. After the goofy one this is too much.
Robert Allen
Someone recommended Steve Blum once, and I haven't been able to unhear it.
Easton Cooper
>Dem fat Lee torpedo titties
Landon Harris
So, Kirito became a vampire and infiltrated the Cul-de-Sac? sounds plausible
>that middle bottom panel damn
Anthony Parker
All that fighting, and Marie just walks up and fucking Three Stooges them.
This is absolutely perfect.
Samuel Baker
>May's got one of those long, flat butts that still manages to make ass-cleavage kek
Isaiah Gonzalez
Seriously, looking at generic vampire guy just makes me see Kirito.
Making fun of SAO in the toonami threads was great. We were doing that last year not too long before last year's storytime.
Chase Lee
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD PLANK
Gavin Howard
Johnny is clearly a sociopath
Levi Green
The fact that this vampire guy is just some nameless OC rando is the only objectively bad/disappointing part of this entire comic.
I would have loved for it to be, like, Rolf's Nana or Evil Tim or something.
Jaxon Martinez
The gang is lucky all their enemies keep disappearing when they die, or else there'd be a couple misshapen plots of dirt in the back of Rolf's farm right now.
>then Jake Long picked up Kirito's head and ran away there, I gave you another ridiculous idea
Tyler Powell
I am filled with quieted laughter.
Brody Young
Kek
Jason Edwards
A. Like I said, I really don't give a shit about "Storytime Etiquette", so post away; I can make more threads. B. That is a work of goddamn art
Nicholas Reyes
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Matthew Jenkins
Eddy copping a lowkey feel there.
Jayden Brown
>Meeting in the fucking junkyard
Double D, you goddamn Casanova.
Evan Ross
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Brayden Butler
You two are literally sitting in a heap of fucking trash.
Noah Sullivan
Not far off.
Adam King
>Because this time, I got something more. A boner?
Justin Phillips
Atta boy Double D.
Benjamin Lewis
DAMMIT MAN! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD!
Zachary Edwards
Ooooohboy, that time of year already? I missed these threads.
Luis Hughes
AND THEN MARIE GOT SOME OF THAT SWEET DOUBLE WEREWOLF DRACULA DICK, AND SHIT WAS SO CASH
That's the end of Part 2, Folks. If you can, PLEASE stick around for Part 3. I'm actually considering making a new thread for it, because shit goes so far off the fucking rails. You haven't even SEEN crazy yet.
We'll pick back up in about 10-15 minutes. If you've got an opinion on whether or not we should start a new thread or just cross our fingers and try to ride out this one, let me know.
I'm sure they'll take it to the old van with the shag carpeting.
Christopher Hughes
Junk pile, completely different
Justin Hill
>double d was the first Ed to lose virignity Was there ever any doubt
Mason Ward
We're 128 images in with this thread; image limit is 250. I think we can still make it using this thread.
Jayden Cox
Make a new thread a cross-link us my dude!
Grayson Adams
Gentlemen, I cannot go onward for I must retire to my quarters. It was a fun read and I thank our host, MulletMan, for making it so.
Happy October!
Connor Jones
If this actually happened in the cartoon >Smelly smelly smelly... >This is NOT an appropriate spot for romance!
John Miller
Didn't it have a water bed in it
Dominic Myers
Actually, Listen to this guy We can squeeze it in.
Logan Price
I believe so.
Jaxon Hill
>isn't powered to stay up using the full moon Confirmed for non werewolf background character
Levi Price
Good night!
Ryan Cox
Confirmed for first time reading.
Kayden Rodriguez
What's the bump limit though? I think if we're approaching it, plus with people replying/reacting, another thread should be made.
Daniel Williams
500
Parker Jackson
Nigga I ain't got the page number memorized. And honestly has me convinced.
If we're going to start reacting with images then it may require another.
Gavin Martin
Weird that Sarah didn't transform despite clearly getting scratched up pretty bad.
Daniel Johnson
Eh, Part 3 is about 80-something pages by itself. And like said, if you know what's coming, you know that there's gonna be a lot of reaction images thrown in with that.
I think I'm going with the New Thread option. Give me a minute, and I'll link you all there.
We still have 122 image slots left, pretty sure the last story isn't quite that long.
Michael Hughes
Yet it usually takes a scratch in most cases with werewolves.
Cooper Morales
Hot damn! Why must this be on a night I have work in the morning.
Always a pleasure, hope everyone enjoys it.
Lucas Fisher
I've done this a lot; every year, I THINK we have enough room, and every year I end up having to make a new thread for the last ten pages or so because of the reactions.
Not this year. This year we're going all-in
NEW THREAD!!!!!!!
Adrian Harris
I really fucking hate how perfectly this song goes with this scene I'd bet money she was listening to this while writing it
Christian Fisher
First timer here Thanks OP I ache for a Tails gets trolled type of thing and I hope this is in the same vein
Ian Hughes
Bumping for my first time.
Brayden Evans
first thime. lessgo
Jackson Harris
And welcomed. I'm buckled up and hyped at 5:30 in the morning. This month going to be good.
Honestly hard to say. It got popular through Old world of darkness.But it is older than that.
Ryan Davis
Is that an exact replica of the American Werewolf transformation scene?
Liam Allen
>"It's pretty common knowledge..." >That thing you just learned about 5 minutes ago Fuck you Double-D
Jason Clark
>That Double Werewolf Dracula D Did the illustrator of Ava's Demon draw this?
Nicholas Perry
we do it over and over again during October, each person thinking they're the special storytimer. ... but that's okay, because not every Cred Forumsmrade is here 24/7, and stuff falls off page 10. It's the shared experience that counts, it's not like we do it for social status like a tripfag accumulating upvotes.
Michael Ortiz
I'm so glad this thread is still here.
Gavin Reed
>Plank stake Every. Goddamn. Time.
Matthew King
Is it worth reading this whole thing at once, or should I just wait until it gets storytimed again on the 31st?
Austin Thomas
I think it'd be better to wait so you can read it with everyone else
Brody Lopez
First timer here. I never knew why i missed this and I've been coming here for years.
Chase Mitchell
It gets posted pretty frequently.
Adrian Rodriguez
It's strangely perfect. It's so stupid but I can't actually fault it.
Josiah Reyes
October is always tainted because of Scary Godmother. Cred Forums Christmas is the undisputed best time on the board, though. I need to do more digging to find some of the more obscure Christmas comics.
Jayden Wood
Yes please. Can there be geocite-esque gifs everywhere too?