ITT: Best of Wikihow

I love how specific this one is.

Step one: Question why your child has no fucking hand.

I'm going to beat your ass with this golf club, Jay!

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So I went to type in a search for some kooky wikihow articles, and these are the suggested searches.

Those fucking irate golfers are a menace to society, I tell ya.

yes, thank you

MASAKA!

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That's pretty /u/, wikihow.

What's the context here?

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>how to survive a school or workplace shooting
Just imagine
>eating lunch in the cafeteria
>suddenly 2 kids in all black burst through doors
>they're armed
>start firing into the air
>"NOBODY MOVE"
>you see a blur move past
>its Jeremy wearing his signature Nahruto head band
>he teleports directly behind the assailants
>they start firing wildly in a panic
>kills them both in 2 strokes
>everyone cheers for Jeremy
>he vanishes in a puff of smoke

>How to disarm the Irate Gamer

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but where did he go "pssh" and say nothing personal

wikihow com/Act-Like-a-Mermaid-at-School

I know it's not a picture, but I just want you guys to look at the helpful/not helpful in the Q&A. One of them adds up to 300
That means that 300 people have read that article, cared enough, and considered themselves knowledgeable enough on the topic of school based mermaid imitation to give feedback

>Cred Forums discusses LoK's ending

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"How to dress like a hillbilly".

i think the artist is trying to convey 'loosen your arms'

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Is the final step suicide?

Is it good or bad that you avoided a Metal Gear filename?

Jeremy spoke in claaaayyyyyyyuuuuuuuus todaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

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>Mike Stoklasa works on the TFA Plinket review

>OSOI!

>how to summon your very own stand

Did she throw up in her lap? What the fuck

I actually like this art style a lot. Her atleast.

How else would you throw up while driving?

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I assume its saying that looking straight ahead and vomiting all over yourself/the car is better than risking a crash by trying to vomit out the window.

B-
BAKANA!

I do this.

>how to share your wingnut with your pal
>how to defend yourself from a doohicky attack
>how to properly hold a two-man-hinklestaff
>how to stand up to your dad

What the hell?

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Grant Morrison was addicted to anime?

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How to be elected as president

I both hate the existence of wikihow and I love it at the same time.

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Is there just such a high demand for these articles to be made or is someone just fucking around?

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>「WHO LET THE DOGS OUT」

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Someone post the "Australian Shitposters" one

This?

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That's the ticket

NANI

I have never seen Samuel Beckett this emotional before.

Oh god, so this is where it comes from.

>ANUUUUU CHEEK- *SHRK*

make that a little bigger and you got yourself an Cred Forums banner

>Look at what Americans eat on vacation, buncha of poofta faggots

>HAKAI

It's like Genius. Anyone can submit to it so people just do whatever the hell they want.

Look at these. They're amazing.
genius.com/Chicago-25-or-6-to-4-lyrics

ok what the fuck is this one?

I found this a while ago, haven't had an excuse to post it

>3d vs 2d waifus

I could kick their asses

Do it then, pussy.

Is this Persona meets Homestuck?

if only you could somehow get the drop on them

Guess Ill post what I found

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It's how to be cool.

Shinu...

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>my vision is augmented

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I don't get it.

youtube.com/watch?v=FEeNDRboMM8

1:55

he is eyeing up speccy

You'll find out when you're older, user.

Can, uh...can some photoshop wizard add the "HE'S FAST!" guy into the back of this...for reasons...

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>the weak should fear the strong.jpg

yes user, good work

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Her look of pure ecstasy is what does it for me

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>Zaheer tries to stay sane during his imprisonment

Gonna dump a few.

What is it?

Should be a wolf or fox, honestly. That's like, 90% of furries.

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>turning farts into infinite energy

Is this a Batman technique?

I'LL BE THE ROUUUUUUNNNDDDABOUT

It's only gay if the balls touch, women don't have balls therefore women can't be gay.
Ipso facto!

and a succesful bjork facade run.

My fucking asthma is kicking up again for laughing so hard at this thread

Thank you but also fuck you

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I could kick his ass and steal his girl

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>beating up a downy to steal his downy gf
That's low even for Cred Forums, user.

>not kicking his girl and stealing his ass

Why would you want his girl?

Hakai is destruction, you're thinking of Hayai.

what a fucking waste of a perfectly fine pen. the shit i'd give for one of those, christ

Gay.

Not again! I just can't help myself!

pfft

What's the strategy?

>edited by 17+ people

There's a real art to it, isn't there? How many years do I need to train?

I've spent a lot of this thread laughing incoherently, but this shoved me into a fugue of hysteria over the sudden idea that literally everyone in Australia shitposts as a day to day thing.

>their artists have never seen a dog

just buy a fucking micron, traditional shit is a meme now

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>when you say meme just right

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>not using a owl feather for line work
somebody call the cops, I'm being memed on

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Looks a bit like a human-esk Pepe

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cute!
didn't you get enough (you)s in the other thread already, though?

what?
*Tips fedora with cane handle*

great job!

what a beautiful wikihow

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2016.

this one looks like a master splinter hybrid

what

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>seemingly meaningless text
>green texting without greater than symbol
Something's off...

This reminds me of those threads where people talk about wearing shoes in the house.

>pigstys and garbage dumps are actually demon gates

I was going to call you a showoff, but seeing that image reminds me of my old dog.

R.I.P. Julius, you were as great a lover as you were a friend.

guys i'm scared i don't wanna die a virgin

>"let's face it, golfing is ruined."

>no salt circles, devil's traps, or The colt
REEEEEEEEEEE

Supernatural should have stopped after season 5

>you were as great a lover as you were a friend
>lover

My template is finally relevant

1-5 and 8, senpai

POST CUTE

>relating to an autistic person
is hard sometimes but he's worth it

that actually seems pretty endearing, and cute at that too.

Heh

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Whatever happened to Beasts of Burden Hill anyway?

>I got myself a paperclip

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People can display that they are pass users if they put in the option in the Options field.
It's the new hot thing all the kids are doing, apparently.

The lesbian ones about how you can be straight and drool over girls are the best.

Is this loss

Subtle.

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>R.I.P. Julius, you were as great a lover as you were a friend.

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BOSS OF THIS STREET

Decent metal cover or amazing ironically bad punk cover

Turns out it's easy when you're a goddamn sorcerer

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Have you ever been so high you started seeing a background pattern in your shirt?

the struggle is real

WOOP WOOP

"Should I or should I not draw scalie porn."
A conflict I deal with. I don't even draw porn that much and risk alienating people.

>You have activated my stand, [DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY] !

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that's clearly a Wonder woman pose

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wat

>this month on Gunnerkrigg court

I think he's less confused that he's getting arrested and more confused that the handcuff burst through the computer screen.
May just be me, though.

God Dammit Batman

Why is Wiki How so full of weebs?

A little bit of deduction.

The scene takes place in the bathroom, there's a huge-ass muscular nigga and anal glands are mentioned so I think it's safe to assume that the dog dropped the soap.

NANI?!

nah just the internet in general

>"...now that I have your attention..."

I had no idea I'd get this much amusement from wikihow

guy must have been a fan of chowder

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And probably inaccurate.

test

Found a good one.

>I asked for this.

Notgaymind

>this image requires a gold account-tier shitposting
>except it's for real
>tfw that lazy faggot moot was actually the linchpin that held Cred Forums together
I'm frightened, where will I go discuss children's cartoon shows if this site goes to complete shit?

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Since when did KnK have a play-through novel form?

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Lio did literally nothing wrong and Shiki is just a cunt just like all women.

Please kys yourself my man.

Not my fault Lio is easily the most relatable character in KnK.

Yes, probably so, since so many of us around here were (or I daresay are) maladjusted teenage edgelords to one extent or another.

That doesn't make your original statement anything less than 100% pure bullshit.

He only became an edgelord because Shiki is a bitch.
>a bitch calls you weak
>try to man up to prove her wrong
>end up making even a bigger mess which leads to Lio becoming a cannibalistic serial killer
As usual, women are to blame for everything bad.

>boy is a piece of shit, gets called out on it
>boy responds by becoming a horrific psychopath
>g-girls are evil right guys? :^)
Go back to Lio.

>Go back to

>shy boy asking a girl out gets rejected in the most cruel way possible
>accidentally kills some bully (because said bully is not as tough as he acts) and only becomes a monster because a sociopathic immortal wizard offers him a way to resolve this situation without involving cops
>piece of shit
He's a victim, desu.

Everything past Shiki turning his ass down is him taking his fate into his own hands. If you feel that going from romantic rejection to serial murder is an inevitable progression of events for which the killer can't be blamed and is in fact a "victim", you should still be in diapers.

Every victim is a victim of their own making.

Even rape victims?

Especially rape victims.

He just wanted to impress her by beating a bully and showing her he's not as weak as he seemed.
Hell, he even admits that he's never been in a fight before and most likely didn't know his strength.
It's all just a string of very shitty luck on his part.

I think the point is that if you have to vomit and for whatever reason cannot stop and pull over, it's better to keep looking at the road and just puke all over yourself than lean down and either try to puke out of the window or puke to the side within the car because that'll lead to an accident

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>esk
>ESK
>FUCKING ESK
Welp pack it in folks. Humanity deserves nuclear fire.

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Need the coldsteel version.

this is 100% traced from a photograph

>trap_threads.jpg

That's messed up.

>It's all just a string of very shitty luck on his part.
Sorry, buy individual agency doesn't just evaporate even if you are vulnerable and have possibly been let down by society. Hence we imprison and/or execute terrorists and mass shooters.

Of course, there is truth to the matter that luck/fate played a role in the course of Lio's life. Such was the point of his character, to further illustrate the divergent and opposed personalities embodied within Shiki and SHIKI. Lio's attempted assimilation of Shiki's physical form was not without a larger storytelling purpose outside his internal personal obsession with her. Lio represented what would have transpired if Shiki had died and SHIKI had lived, based on intrinsic personality, and also if Mikiya hadn't been around to influence him/her (which is the part where luck/fate comes into things, in that Mikiya was an external force not under direct control).

Note how, after all her pretending, the only time Shiki actually killed was to kill Lio, which she only did to protect Mikiya. Not counting Araya, of course.

most wikihow "illustrations" are

I'm in tears from laughter. Who draws these things and why? I can understand why people might be typing weirdly specific advice articles, but who bothers to make illustrations for them?

They're traced stock photos, so as to avoid paying royalties.

This art style is kind of nice.

Someone should make the shirt red, and change it to "How to stop laughing at sluts".

That looks like it may be a screenshot from an animated movie done by David Lynch.

I'm sorry you are so immature you can't acceot true love.

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Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the month. I've already discussed the matter with the senator.

Is it too much to hope that someone actually tried this?

Nice sized dick for a squirrel.

>how to successfully commit corporate espoinage

If something is making you vomit you should probably pull over.

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Thats Benjamin fucking Tennyson

Well she is pretty much correct.

Needs to be less of a gap in the center though.

>mfw this is illegal unless you first try to talk the intruder down
Good job, wikihow, on all those prison sentences.

He was probably referencing that DB Super episode.

>trust no one not even yourself

Brazers is a porn company explode onto the scene with real slap filled abuse a few years back.

I think they mostly do gangbangs now (and one incredible meme film)

I know right?
Not even security guard is allowed to pull off a stunt like this.

Holy shit its Maxmoefoe

King Jeremy the wicked?

Makes sense have you ever seen john constintine living in an unclean home (except when hes on the streets or asylum)

I'm fat enough to pull my pants up onto my gut and create a tent.

Would you?

In a heartbeat

THe how to draw anime hair section was pretty decent, but goddamn that last image.

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What do I have to lose? In the worst case she chains me up to her basement and that aint so bad either

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Whats with the filetype i cannot post anything.

>
nevar 4get

>hiding an erection
how beta is that
whenever i get an erection in public i want everyone to notice it

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Mei is bae

I HAVE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE

SJWs have also gained more power. Posts that say characters shouldn't be raceswapped get deleted while blatantly tumblr posts stay up.

That's pretty funny.

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Oh yeah? Tell that to Elliot Rodger!

I can no longer tell fake wikihow caps from real

>Not posting the superior part of that article.

I came here to laugh you motherfucker

do 10 and post your score
damn.dog

>Sam Humphries takes a bath.jpg

>televisions from Magpie's electricals.png

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>48
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT STOP SEEING LOSS

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>those were for charity clark

i'm sorry.

art

fucking

art

What the hell is that arrow pointing to?

Someone should shop Aphex Twin's face onto these three.

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>Nutted but she still suckin'

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>the camera display
10/10

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How can I put this?
...I had a boner.

Can someone photoshop an Omnitrix/Ultamatrix on fucking Ben 10 (AF/UA) over there?

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China Il season 3 will never happen.

You lost me.

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requesting this

>How to discreetly take sexy pictures of your girlfriend's cat without raising suspicion.

>not a single mention to "How to draw without taking classes"

How to turn a girl on: eat her fucking ribcage

>how to play Junkrat

>Koh found another victim

>"Tynisha, you're a sock!"

Watching tv on the shitter is a terrible idea and it will fuck up your legs.

I know this from experience.

m.wikihow.com/Be-Human

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>points from 3 to 6

youtube.com/watch?v=aFUzvbkEvRk

Who was this guide made for?

Probably people with advanced autism.

Or skeletons.

I don't even.

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>how to succeed in a relationship with the perfect girl
>turn into a scary psychopathic monster
>manipulate and rape her repeatedly

Sounds legit to me.

OBEY WARIO DESTROY MARIO

>Community Q&A at the bottom

Holy shit, I didn't know this was a thing on this site

>not having a guy eating a can of spinach

Big mistake.

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Not an "intruder", an active shooter. I don't know about where you live but in 'Murica, if someone is blasting kids, you can totally stab them with scissors.

My favorite

Ironically, the people who would have benefited from this article aren't internet-savvy enough to find it.

Is that dog crying?

>he didn't put the lid down

Deploy smoke screen

I know a lot of people who need this article.

He looks high af

Quickly, I must hide behind this corndog!

Someone should use that article as a script to a movie.

>"money can be exchanged for goods and services"

>「KILLER QUEEN」

The only wikihow advice that's actually helped me.

I've been doing it wrong all along!

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>at the floor
bruh

Whats with the toilet seat?

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only if you wanna be lost in the woods forever

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erm wrong thread

>it's an abstract kind of hell

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Dude looks like Kyon.

I unironically need this guide

>How to be human

>How to be human

I guess this is the part where you take over the body

Hold the phone, are there wikiHow t-shirts?

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Something for you guys

neat i needed this

amazing

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>End autism

Well, autism is a pretty bad affliction to have to suffer with

Do autism hate groups exist?

YourMovieSucks.jpg

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yes, from tibet

What just happened?

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What the fuck is this? Is this how to make someone jealous?

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No, it's actually how to cuck

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>I don't agree. You're probably just fat.

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Someone needs to make a yugioh card out of this

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Can Cred Forums please create a wikihow article?
That'd be so hilarious.

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But we don't know how to do anything

>how to shitpost about cape movies

Does anyone have the screenshot with that "Korean guy vs geese" post? I can't find it.

harompi no

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SWIGGITY SWOOTY HE'S GOIN FOR THE BOOTY

fuck off, passhole

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>not "How to raise the dead"

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>FROM THE HANDS IT CAME DOWN
>FROM THE SIDE IT CAME DOWN

I actually love this art.

Tis the weeb in me.

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Are all wikihow articles done by the same person? The art isn't just standard bad, they hive quite a unique shitty style

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE NAKED.

AND WEAR GLOVES.

AUGH.

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Filename almost killed me

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Is that CIA?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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My first thought
「DMX」

Like a wacky Home Alone-style flick with school shooting.

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>niggers tell moot to GTFO

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The kid is attacking the masked terrorist with a pair of scissors only to find that the terrorist posses a stand with a power similar to that of 「THE WORLD」, which allows him to stop time. However! scissor kid himself has a potent reality bending stand that seemingly allows him to cut and edit reality as if through photoshop.

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Agent 47 converted?

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>step one: grow a second face

I will give anyone a million Internet Bux if they can tell me where this gif is from

Well, he was in a Catholic monastery in Hitman 2.

someone shop Sebastian Stan's face on this

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

Kinda looks like Galo Sengen.

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looks like anime Mads Mikkelsen

From a music video called It's So Good Now

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That's actually a screencap from the movie Brazil

>Step 1: Stare at her with a weird smile

>wikihow.com/Relate-To-an-Autistic-Person
This page is full of qts

"Do you want to know how i got these scars?"

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>how to act like you saw a ghost

and you can't "end" it like you can stupid women with stupid reasoning

Memes aside, is wikihow actually useful?

It might be good for food recipes but that's probably about it.

>yeasayer.jpg

of course not, it was made by normies. retards and autisms

10/the best

Yes it's called Autism Speaks

are you in an appropriate setting and do you have chemistry? if yes, touch

How do I punch demons?

*it was an hologram*

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>This bitch thinks I actually give a shit about her fucking problems

>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out of here

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>Australian family running down kangaroos

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very moe

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Zamagi い。そ。ぐ。な。
The video isn't the whole song (the full song is pretty boss).

>Andrew Hussie maims himself on a golf course

tfw no gf to say "hi, baby birdie" to me in a very soft voice

"Is she serious right now?"

The sociopath is the girl. CIA is about to arrest her.

>tfw lesbian rape is my fetish

How to join an autism hate group

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>How to fire a Tri-Beam

Sorry for what?

kek

NANIIIIIIIIIIII????

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I sit like this regularly.

>how to show you're king of this gym

*Literally teleports behind him*

I'm in fucking stitches.

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The only four paths in life - suicidal, hating yourself and life, having friends to love you, and loving yourself for superficial reasons

I looked at it for a second nd thought "what's going on in this picture?" AND I GLANCED OVER AND SAW THE CAT DANCING WITH THE STUPIDEST EXPRESSION.

>Nintendo 3DS
>cool
Not on my watch

Jolyne?

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oh god

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This. They treat ASD like it's a disease that needs to cured when many who have it can lead normal lives.

I love the exclamation point. I'd be freaking the fuck out if I was dealing with someone who could teleport.

Maybe they use the same tools?

People with HIV can live normal lives but it doesn't mean it isn't a disease

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>inner demons FUCK OFF

Christ almighty look at that hand

The same tools can create countless diferent styles that reflect each artist skill and taste, but many of these have a similar or identical style, it's almost like there are only 3 people drawing for the whole site, and they all kow eatch other

I ship it.

It's obvious: they all follow the same guide. "How to draw illustrations for wikihow"

It's probably a really bad software.

Weeaboos are mentally ill

That's the guide we should make.

accept your death user

It's Cred Forums, we're all mentally ill.

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Itall makes sense now

It already exists
wikihow.com/Illustrate-a-wikiHow-Article

I can't tell who is more attractive.

fuck off Quentin

Can we not make another?

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Thank you, Stormwind weapon teacher.

>implying the sticker isn't there to ward him off

10/10

Now add kelly on the corner and a caption for the arm

I have met a lot of porn stars in my time but i still dont understand the point of this article.

tfw you will never live this dream

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>homestuck the after years

Youre breaking some rules here with your 5 stands

This thread broke my all time (You) record

spooby