Would you?

You are trekking through the african jungle when you are attacked by a hungy lioness who pulls you on top of her before giving you this look

What do?

I call the summoned skull in attack mode.

I'd probably be very scared of a lioness that can give noticeably human expressions

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I'd.

Oh, they don't need to speak to show intent.

Big cats are very gentle really. She would probably like it.

wood eye!

Case in point.

why did Lion King do this to a generation of kids

fucking bedroom eyes lioness, christ help us

A lioness GF would be cool though.

too old

inb4 Eddie Redmayne

You know the answer

Without fail, it's almost as if saying his name summoned him

>GRONK!
Fucking every time this gets me.

I guess you can say no one in this thread is gonna be honest and not be "lion"

Then you better do what she wants.

She's responsible for my lioness fetish.

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what's happening here, that's a woman's fingernail on the lioness' back?..so...

That was fucking shit, Carlos. You disgust me.

>tfw your alien snake waifu hisses and gronks during sex because she likes to watch you squirm

Draw her like one of my French girls

>cougar's picture on the dresser

now i'm worried about who took this picture

It's obscene, that's why it's cropped.

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>ur watching animal planet and chill when she gives u the look

those doodles are still cute and appealing enough to fuck.

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>30%
Plug in your phone, nigga. Goddamn.

worried?

fuck kovu, nala was the original lion crush

why do I want to fuck nala so damn badly? why?

now i just have more questions.