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Yep, Bendu again - edition

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Why is Rex so lewd?

>yet another bendu thread

Stop the Bendu train
I want to get off

But Anons, once a general is Bendued, it cannot be unBendued!

Is there any Bendu Rule 34 yet?

What is she, /swco/?

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Nothing but spit-roasting.

Bendu insists on being in the middle

Always two there are. A master and an apprentice.

She's really fucking disgusting

Because Rex is the 3nd longest surviving Husbando in Filoni's Cartoons so far. Maul is in first place at the moment followed by Hondo

I really want to play a new Star Wars game Cred Forums, but only Battlefront is out and that doesn't have a campaign.

Life is suffering.

HELLO

Dig up your N64 and play Shadows of the Empire again

Play some of the older games?
Republic Commando is similar enough to Battlefront, with a single player.

Don't let anyone ever fool you into believing that Battlefront is anything more than trash.

>Ah, you heard my call. GOOD.
>Your derailment woke me
>from a DEEP slumber.
Derailment?
>Your presence is like a violent storm in this quiet thread.
You're a Cred Forums poster! But you are not an user.
>Poster? Hmmm. Anons and tripfags wield the Discussion and Faggotry, the light and the dark. I'm the one in the middle. The Benduposter.
>What do you call yourself?
I am ____________, Anonymous Poster.
>You carry conflict with you, ____________, ANONYMOUS POSTER.
It's this.
>HahahahaHA. Ah. Interesting.
Careful! It's...
...dangerous
>How so?
It's a Cred Forums meme, a source of evil. Posters have been using it, and I'm afraid it's changing them.

Will Rex ever see his waifu again?

>we'll never get a Dooku novel

>Yep, Bendu again - edition

This is officially fucking worse than the giantess threads. Fuck this.

>An MEME cannot make you good, or evil. The temptaition of POWER, forbidden knowledge, even the desire to do GOOD can lead some down that path. But only you can change yourself.
Not always.
>A-ah! Your conflict becomes clear. That filter in the settings, why do you have it?
It keeps the shitposters from attacking me.
>May I see it?

Hey, HEY! What did you DO?!
>I am helping you.
It was the only thing protecting me from those creatures!
>You believe that, but you must learn to enjoy things differently now.
Look, I can't enjoy ANYTHING, not anymore.
>NO. You are unwilling.
Are you saying there's a way to restore my fun?
>Your fun cannot be healed, but I can teach you to LAUGH.
>If you're willing.
What must I do?

One can hope...

So here's a twist. What if Savage is alive and held by the emperor?

go play Bounty Hunter

Doesn't come anywhere close to being worse than those, it's incredibly tame in comparison.

He probably will see her again as no one dies anymore and Filoni didn't have the balls to actually kill her off.

>What if Savage is alive
He's not.

No. This is amusing and isn't some weird porn thing with terrible art.

Maul rescues him but then Sheev kills him, again. So Maul swears revenge!

So basically nothing changes.

Not really. This is pretty harmless. I think we're all curious to see how long the Bendu train can run without interruption.

If it gets stopped and then this guy tries to start it up again then yeah, that's too far.

>This is pretty harmless

Every autistic thing in this thread is 'pretty harmless' at it's core.

But this is fucking spam at this point.

>Maul wants to see hope
>The Holocron literally shows him A New Hope
EARTHENWARE
ARTHENWAREE
RTHENWAREEA
THENWAREEAR
HENWAREEART
ENWAREEARTH
NWAREEARTHE
WAREEARTHEN
AREEARTHENW
REEARTHENWA
EEARTHENWAR

I keked

This is such a silly thing to get triggered over. Have you tried going outside today?

user, people have been getting triggered by what it's in the OP since the beginning. Are you new here?

I, for one, welcome the continued reign of our Bendu Overlord

>Pew
>Pew

So, tell me, how do I restore my enjoyment?
>You must be empty. There is only /swco/.
>Now, turn, and walk forward.
I'm not sure this is such a good idea.
>And why not?
Because those shitposters are out there, waiting.
>How do you know this?
...I read them!
>Good. Keep walking. Text relates them to you. What else?
I can feel them in the thread, the bait when they post.
>Indeed. You are perceptive. Are they close?
No.
>Continue on, then. How else do you relate to the spiders?
Before, in highschool, a foul smell. It was unwashed, musty.
>Ah, a fascinating description. You see much for being butthurt.
Well, I know what their posts look like. I saw them when I used to have fun here.
>Then picture them in your mind. Are they close?
No.
>Are you certain?

What should I do?
>What do you want to do? Hmmm?
Rebutt their argument. ...But there's another post right below mine.
>You are beginning to see. HA.
>Now, be empty and continue onward.
Why aren't they attacking?
>It is not in their nature.
Well, it has been, in my experience.
>Because you do not see them.
You mean see them for what they are?
>Look closer.
Hmm. There's nothing. I can't sense them!
>Look within.
I see...fear.
>In the shitposters?
Newfag!
>Ah, your thoughts dwell on your fellow posters.
He's in danger.
NO!
No. It's not the newfags, or the shitposters. It's...it's me.
Annoyance, butthurt, rage, that's how they see me
That's how I see myself.
>A-AH! Your sight returns! Haha.
I distanced myself from everyone. From Cred Forums too.
>Your connection to Cred Forums allows you to post in ways other forums cannot. If you can see yourself, you will never be truly butthurt, ____________, Anonymous Poster.
I understand.
>Where are you going?
The newfags needs me. They all do.
>What of the shitposters?
I can see them, so there's nothing to fear.
>And what of this, hmm?
Keep it, as a gift.
>Oh. HAhahahaHAhaha.

Mr Plinkett has put out his analysis of The Force Awakens
youtu.be/miVRaoR_8xQ

TL;DR
>Star Wars Ring Theory is bullshit, because its way to complicated for anyone outside an unemployed philosophy major to pick up.
>Any critical re-evaluation in the prequels favor is either stupid nostalgic Millennials or Disney puppets trying to make the property they spent so much money on more valuable.
>TFA is...not bad. Its a fun action packed romp. It's got a lot of out of place humor.
>TFA is missing one thing. Sexual undertones. Luke was a horny teenager and one more year on the farm meant one more year jerking off. Even Anakin and Padme had some sexual chemistry. Why do Finn and Rey have this weird awkward platonic thing going on?

WE KNOW

Play Rogue Squadron.

Who was Maul talking about at the end of Episode 2?

We know. Just Trust me

>>Why do Finn and Rey have this weird awkward platonic thing going on?
I hate this. Can't two people of the opposite sex simply be friends and work colleagues? I mean, sure you can ship them, but them not being a pair is no grounds for criticism when there isn't that much chemistry going on.

Mace Windu

This nigga right here

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His legs.

Samefag

But if there are platonic relationships in movies, what will these dweebs have to jack off to?

Well Plinkett did mention Poe and Finn too.

>You'll hear a lot of nerds come in here and defend Rey's slutty past on Jakku. They'll tell you "she had to do it" for food, water, resources, protection...
>The truth, and this will be revealed in the next two films, is that Rey NEEDS cock. All sorts of cock: Ithorian cock, human cock, Zabrack cock, droid cock, prehensile Hutt cock, cock of all kinds. Rey needs them in her pussy and in her pink little asshole because she's depraved.
>In her training with Luke on the magical island, we're going to hear all about what she did on Jakku. Glory holes, aliens runnin' trains on her by midnight fireside, Jawas probing her ass with metal instruments, even luggabeasts bustin' fat gallon-sized nuts on her pert little body.
>She is a whore. Light side, dark side... Who cares? She's on the cock side. And that's why I love her.

Probably Kenobi. He was mad when he said he lives. The only other person I can think of he'd get angry over would be of Savage was alive and the Emperor had him. But that's like .1%

This is topnotch Bendu posting

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Demanding next OP be "Bendu Kek Edition"

I was just about to make that, I guess I'll make this instead.

This is a quality post.

Boba Fett. He needs a friend who understands the pain of losing to a blind guy

>I hate this. Can't two people of the opposite sex simply be friends and work colleagues?

Not when they're both single in an action romp with no reasons otherwise. I mean the best reason you can say is "they have no chemistry because Daisy Ridley has no acting ability".

I mean they're both literally the first human with exposed skin the other has seen in probably years outside of old people, children, and people who are unavailable.

>>I mean they're both literally the first human with exposed skin the other has seen in probably years outside of old people, children, and people who are unavailable.
How can you be so sure?

Maybe she likes the children?

Imagine if Dooku did not remained quiet and instead said: "Hey Sheev, this was not part of the plan you backstabbing cunt!"

It wouldn't have done him any good.

Anyone have that pic of Dooku laying it all out to Anakin?

Maybe, but Palp's whole plan would have been wrecked.

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Not really. He has no reason to believe Dooku. It would just come across as a desperate lie to save his own skin.

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Obi-Wan, someone that Anakin loves and respects, telling him "hey Anakin there's something shady about Palpatine" made Anakin immediately defensive. Having him ask Anakin to spy on him made him extremely bitter towards them and towards Obi-Wan as well. He may not have liked the council at that point but they were still on the same side. He refused to believe Palpatine could do any wrong and by the time he understood, he was already in his trap.

If someone that Anakin absolutely hates and has had a long reputation of deceit told him "hey Palpatine is really evil, this was all his plan, please don't kill me!" do you really think he'd listen?

BLAST THE CLANKS

CLONE WAR NOW

Bois, BOIS

Notch might buy Cred Forums
twitter.com/notch/status/783088004801765376

Better than fucking Hiro
I'll take it

finally a use for his money

No idea who he is or what this has to do with Star Wars

He has to do with /swco/ as Hiro is a jew and might kill the chins

Notch earned the favor of capitalism. He sold his product for a billion dollars and now gets to shitpost from the most expensive mansion in Beverly Hills. He's earned it.

Play Kotor 1 and 2 then play Kotor Bingo with Rebels.

Did anyone else get a real Harbinger vibe from the start of that last episode (other than the fact it's the same ship design)

Mangled ship left in space is a trope, not a reference.

Back to Cred Forums with you

He's the guy who made Minecraft and Mojang.

It's because it's boring to watch. Romance is a simple way of adding emotional weight to a story and helps us invest in the characters more.

The fuck

Robot legs won't make Maul a better Dancer

I hope he does, I wanna see him rub it in Brianna Wu's face.

>I need to watch someone fuck to appreciate a story.

They literally did this in Episode 2 and it created one of the most awkward and cringy scenes in the Star Wars saga.

I'd take Notch over the price gouging drug CEO

I want Benicio Del Toro to play the Republic fleet commander and creates martial law on Coruscant and the Republic to fight the first order. Have an antagonist on the good guys side.

You can eliminate either Bendu OPs or /ss/posting from /swco/ forever. Which one do you pick?

The thing about Palpatine, and this is something most writers don't really capture about him, is that he keeps you in the trap even if you're aware you're in it, and will make you question it without needing the force.

In ESB he didn't just force lightning Vader into submission. He called him "my friend" and kept at least a pretense of being nice to him. When Vader disobeyed orders instead of insulting him in the petty way writers often make him do he treated Vader more like a stupid child who needed to be reminded.

To me the Emperor we see in the new marvel comics and Tarkin novel is way too crass to really BE Palpatine. Palpatine is the guy who knew Vader since he was a child and always holds that same kind of power over him, not just as an absolute master but as a man who's been "the adult" and holds enough guilt and imagined authority to reduce Vader back to that same scared kid separated from his mother.

None, I think it adds to the charm of this place.
Only weak people can't stand it.

But it was one of the most engaging parts of ESB.

The romance in AOTC is at least engaging on paper. It's that it had shitty line delivery and direction that killed it as much as the rest of the film.

Bendu posting will probably go away once the streak is broken. As it is it's not that annoying.

SS posting is played out and old, so I'd eliminate that.

Neither, they're both harmless.

to be fair, most of the times we've seen the Emperor in the new canon are when he's really fucking pissed at Vader due to the death star blowing up, so it's not that surprising he drops the mask

His biggest complaint is that Finn and Rey didn't fuck and not that TFA is a carbon copy of ANH?

And everyone who writes positive things about the PT is a paid shill? How fucking ignorant and do you have to be to believe that?

He is a cancer on the Star Wars fanbase, he's influenced an entire generations of fan's opinions on the PT when most of them haven't even watched them.

ESB and AOTC are the second movies of their trilogies. We've only seen the first one, so there could probably be a romance plot in the next movie.

both, the only worthwhile shitposting in star wars threads is sheevposting, baneposting, and vietnamposting

I'm so fucking sick of every single movie needing romance. Plinkett demanding to see Rey and Finn fuck was the worst part of his video.

The bit or romance or whatever they had already was too much imo.
It's supposed to be an adventure.

>Can't two people of the opposite sex simply be friends and work colleagues
No.

I honestly think there will be romance, we just have to be patient for the next film. Right now they're platonic friends but platonic relationships almost always lead to romance.

the real risk of demanding romance in this day and age is that we might actually get it - Finn/Poe is a dangerous plausibility

speaking of which, when are Ezra and Sabine gonna bang?

>platonic relationships almost always lead to romance

>speaking of which, when are Ezra and Sabine gonna bang?

In the Star Wars Rebels porn parody I'm going to direct.

>>speaking of which, when are Ezra and Sabine gonna bang?
When they are given more chemistry

Probably never. If we can't see Hera and Kanan get together beyond hugs, I highly doubt we'll see Sabine reciprocating Ezra's forgotten feelings.

>Imperial 170's
Please, will of the force let this be seen in Rebels or Rogue One

I'm not even trying to sound like an MRA, but I blame feminists for this.

I think he feminists executives who work in Disney felt that if they where going to have a female lead, they didn't want her to focus on anything other then "the mission". A relationship for Rey would just get in the way of her becoming a Jedi(and climbing the Hollywood ladder.)

Also, I think there's this weird mushy-gushy feminist thing going on where any element of sexuality is offensive, but platonic hand shaking and emotional connections are the best thing in the world.

Sexuality is scary, and for every man-child who fantasizes about looking up Liea's dress in ROTJ, there is a woman-child who fantasizes about a big male bestie who will never look at her as a sexual object and never take her somewhere she isn't ready for.

And I'm saying this as someone who likes The Force Awakens.

Why is he so hot

good, because I want to see Ezra fuck Sabine's giant, throbbing pussy

Who's that Jet looking dude beside jewish Ezra?

The secret is boipussy

I don't really agree with his general attitude toward TFA--I dislike the movie more than he does--but I still agree with most of what he says about the prequels.

I don't know why people feel the need to pit them against each other in such an absolute way, though. I thought TFA sucked too, just a little less than the prequels.

Ask any straight woman if they noticed romance/sexual overtones in TFA, and most of them are going to talk about Reylo and the interrogation scene, and not mention Finn at all.

Seriously, the moment he bridal-carried her, I just knew "well, there's where the next thousand+ fanfictions begin."

Finn is boring as romance for the female audience, whereas the good ol "I can fix him" mentality and redemption of the evil guy route sells.

Pic very related.

this is sad but accurate

Had this come out around the same time as Frozen and Maleficent, I'd be a bit more worried than I am now. Seemed like they were really trying to push their anti-romance agenda back then.

do you think he wears frilly lingerie under that outfit?

Finn isn't a very good character, though I like Boyega. Sexual chemistry with Rey/Ridley wouldn't fix that anyway.

Anyone have a fanfic they think would fit well in the Star Wars universe?

Darth Vader and the Cursed Child

When Night Falls

How underwhelming will Darth Vader #25 be?

Heir to the Empire

I read most of this, it was pretty ok. Never finished it

I want a Star Wars story focused on dogfighting. Maybe retell the story of Rogue Squadron but with new characters instead of movie characters. Something like Area 88, that was the shit.

I'm not really expecting much, so I don't know that it'll be underwhelming. The comic as a whole has been kind of dull with a few spots of brilliance here and there.

If you haven't seen this already, then this definitely fits the bill.
youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU

Go play X-Wing and TIE Fighter

Of course.

That's true of pretty much all of Marvel's new comics, though I'd change "spots of brilliance" to "spots of being pretty good at best."

Oh yes definitely!
Those games are neat but we need something like that fan anime.

Go play X-Wing Alliance.

I'd never seen this before. It's just like my Gendum.

There's a couple Short Stories about a B-Wing Squadron.

And TCW has a few space-only stories. The second episode of the Malevolence Arc comes to mind.

This is pretty neat, at least for a fan-made project. All the "WHY ISNT THIS A FULL SHOW INSTEAD OF REBELS" comments are embarrassing though.

I havent played KOTOR before. is it any good. I dont want to pay for an old game

IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF,
KANAN JARRUS,
JEDI KNIGHT

Yes both KOTOR games are good.

Keep in mind it's a cRPG, if you haven't played a game like that before.

>cRPG
what does that mean

If you've got a decent android phone, it's free through the Amazon Appstore. Not sure if that goes for iPhones or not.

That being said it's a solid (if a bit cliche at this point) story.

CRPG means it's a computer adaptation of a tabletop ruleset - like D&D's Neverwinter Nights series. KotOR uses a Star Wars RPG ruleset, which is in turn based on D&D's 3rd edition rules.

Is Mike ever going to get his shit together?

oh wait i bought it a while back and deleted it for some reason.

TPM poetry
>Anakin accidentally blows up a droid control ship with a circular center, but distinctly different design from the Death Star

TFA poetry
>rag tag resistance group with a few X-Wings go for a trench run on a spherical sized weapon that shoos out a laser from a big hole in the side

TFA is a pile of shit.
There's no getting around it.
Lucas's poetry I would not have called subtle till i saw TFA.

You should give it a try, it's talked about often for a good reason.

Seen both the TIE fighter fanwork and A88. I'd like it to be about the Rebels since they have the better looking starfighters. I can see it now, a peace loving pilot is badly effected by the Imperial rule, so he/she joins the Rebellion and must deal with the daily task of killing in order to bring peace back to the galaxy. I really like A88, so he/she can start off flying an old beat up Z-95 Headhunter before getting shot down and moving on to the more iconic X-Wing.

Whats your favorite creature design /swco/?

This fucker was terrifying in battlefront 2

>I'd like it to be about the Rebels since they have the better looking starfighters
I've never seen an imperial citizen with such shit taste before.

>people call this bad CG

Acklay
Love it
It might be because it resembles a certain Bionicle

I know what you mean, but
>spherical sized
made me kek.

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How good is the Android port?

I've downloaded it, but never played it past the character creation. It's still installed on my phone though. So with the 5 minutes I spent with it, it's alright.

But it's free, so you really have nothing to lose.

I remember

Not having played it myself, I couldn't tell you. My roommate plays it on an LG G series (I have no idea what model for sure, either G2 or G3) and doesn't seem to have any problems.

Tauntauns. Look like a cross between a T-rex and a Luck Dragon, and so much fun to ride.

X-wings look like shit

Oh mah nigga

I never owned one. I had a picture of it cut out from a magazine, but my family was too poor to get me one. I remember always going to the local store just to see the box and look at the pictures, until the day they were all gone. Boi, do I miss being young

Hera wants Ezra's twink cock

I never did it with bionicle, but damn do I remember doing that shit. The feels, man.

They also make good emergency sleeping bags

and she wants it bad

>I had a picture of it cut out from a magazine, but my family was too poor to get me one.
>I remember always going to the local store just to see the box and look at the pictures
Fuck I did that shit too. I always wanted the droideka-looking ones for obvious reasons.

VERY bad

Star Wars rebels looks fucking amazing watching it with SVP enabled. I think its the only way I can watch it now.

>tfw did this too
I miss it too, everything was fun. Even just wanting things was enjoyable

The three arena creatures. Honestly some of the best creature designs in general.

I never liked Star Wars as a kid, but I can understand why you'd want it.

What's your latest Star Wars merchandise purchase, /swco/?

Fuck, I don't even remember the shit I actually got!

Niggas stop
Too much feel

I do the same thing now, but with Magic cards

TFA Blu-ray

Bohrok?

I pre-ordered the Ahsoka book yesterday.

That's lewd!

1976 "Star Wars From the Adventures of Luke Skywalker" book by George Lucas.

Lost Stars for Christmas last year

TFA paperback novel

The Shattered Empire and Star Wars comic series hardcovers that just came out

That's the one!

The latest comics, the Death Star DLC, and I will be getting the Ahsoka book ASAP.

Do you recommend these? I was thinking about getting them because they look way nicer, and Vader Down is being included in the Vader Hardbacks, so these will take up much less space. My only fear is that the comics like Kanan/Leia/Lando/ect wont get hardbacks, so things will start to look disorganized on my shelf

>Death Star DLC

I haven't gotten it yet, but I've been thinking about getting the Shattered Empire HC just because it's the first collection to include C-3PO: Phantom Limb

i read this one thing about tatooine slave culture, i liked it

That's another reason I was considering it. Plus I can give all my paperbacks away as gifts this christmas

Only because I have the Season Pass. Believe me, I am not exactly proud of it. Dice were a mistake.

Will all 25 issues of Darth Vader get compiled into one book?

>i read this one thing about tatooine slave culture, i liked it
Well, I suppose your biography counts has fanfiction.

>I have the Season Pass

bricklink that shit mah nigga!

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I chose a Captain Phasma figure, Elite series for my prize in an arcade. Does that count?

I appreciate you thinking so. I am becoming one with Bendu

Picked up the two Insider compilation books and some Rogue One freebies from the Disney Store on a trip to the Mall of America last weekend.

I fell for the "DLC will save it, Clone Wars for sure!" meme.

When they announced that the first DLC was just more Tatooine maps, I left several angry rants in these threads that some of you may remember. I was furious, and I honestly still am.

>reaction to Kanan pulling his 10 inch Jedi shlong out.

can someone dump the latest issue of star wars ongoing?

Just imagine how thick that book would be, and how expensive it would be. I hope that doesn't happen.

Hera's just pissed that he's showing it to other people, but Sabine doesn't seem too impressed.

This thread is convincing me more and more that me and cAnon are the same person

Hera doesn't look too into it

Sabine's pretty into it though

>one of us
>one of us

Doesn't The Walking Dead have huge 50-issue collections? AND 25-issue ones.

It could happen for Vader I guess, but I doubt it.

Not sure about one book, but it's currently being collected in three hardbacks that includes the entire Vader Down crossover, and the annual special.

Once a secret is known...

after those feel posts I think we all might be the same person

>Hera doesn't look too into it
That's because she wants/prefers Ezra's

Hera is just mad that her BF is humiliating her like that.

Nah, Sabine totally want it. And Zeb is shocked as a Lasat usually only can get about 3 inches when hard.

What were the freebies?

It's Star Wars #23, right?

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yes.

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I'm too young to be you guys 18

youtu.be/x2J5Oifxp7w

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nuns get out

A miniposter with an Aurebesh decoder thing on the back, a puzzle of the superlaser dish being installed and a large fold-out with paper punchouts intended for use as backdrop material for that Rogue Story toy video making contest.

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Literally who?

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Luke is a qt

youtu.be/n58DqG-2N30

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nuns never turns his trip off.

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>soundtracks
Nice touch.

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youtu.be/vVulaCFNL4A

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youtu.be/hS_BfjyVLtk

Anyone have a pic of the Phoenix squadrons fleet

wew lad.

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> I left several angry rants in these threads that some of you may remember.
Go start a blog already, christ.

youtu.be/0uKU_Z05vPQ

Finn.

Star Wars #24 comes out October 26

Why does a stormtrooper have a lightsaber?

So is Sarge just some guy with a lightsaber?

Why do you not read previous issues, or supplementary information on the SW website?

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kreel

What you think only whiny bitch boys like Anakin and Luke are allowed to have lightsabers?

I always put on Star Wars soundtracks when I read the comics, it really enhances the experience. Decided to add it to my storytime.

These guys are SCAR troopers, the Imperial answer to the Republic Commandos. Sarge has experience with using a lightsaber, and earlier issues actually taught Luke a few things.

>implying Cred Forums actually reads comics

Short version: he spent years undercover training gladiators for Grakkus the Hutt, who collected jedi shit.

I looked up Sarge and got dick. So fuck you, faggot.

Vader could squeeze people's hearts, I never thought of that. More effective than choking.

So Sarge is just some guy with a lightsaber. Neat.

How does Vader ever not win a fight again?

The Lego AT-ST and Hovertank.

The way the walker looks would make you think it was always meant to be a Lego set, although it was disappointing to find out that it basically can't, y'know, walk. Hovertank was pretty good too.

starwars.com/news/elite-stormtroopers-are-coming-in-star-wars-21-exclusive

Search harder next time, dumbass.

>want to know about a character
>the mistake apparently, was searching for the only name said character is given
>insteadnI should have gone toma completely different website, and looked through half year old news articles for something that doesnt even ha e the cbaracters name in it.

Or you could have not been a tremendous cock guzzling faggot, but I guess that would have been too hard for you.

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He's literally the most interesting character in the new series you mouth breathing retard.

I'm guessing because that isn't from a canon material?

He has an interesting background, but it manifests in his character in a kind of jarring, only semi-cohesive way. I hesitate to call him outright contradictory, but it's not as effective as it could have been.

dammit I want porn of new Ezra - gay, straight, bi, trans, whatever, I half want to be him and half want to fuck him

I feel you user

I feel like his "raised as a soldier" background never really plays any meaningful part in his personality. His behavior honestly makes more sense as a fresh recruit rather than someone who had lived his entire life learning to be a cold-hearted soldier. Even in his Before the Awakening story, they show that he's a bit softer than the others and more willing to help his "wounded" comrades in training exercises, but it doesn't make sense for Phasma or anyone else overseeing their training to have somehow never noticed his tendency towards compassion until he was already what, 19-20 years old? If he was raised entirely within their stormtrooper program that should've been something they would notice fairly early.

That said, Finn is still the most likeable character in the movie. I think that's why people give his inconsistency a pass, because despite his character not making complete sense given what we know about him, Boyega still manages to make him endearing and relatable. That's much more than can be said for Rey, who's wooden and feels even less thought out than Finn.

That's my issue with it. The gravity and pathos the movies grooms with his background sputters out and never goes anywhere. For the vast majority of the film he's depicted as an out-of-his-depth everyman learning to embrace a greater purpose. But the movie already established he isn't much of an everyman at all, right? It starts as a story about a guy restoring his humanity but shifts gears for him to be a vehicle for the movie's somewhat irritating sense of humor.

His stormtrooper past has some plot significance elsewhere, but on the whole I don't think his character is very well-written. I agree he's easier for the audience to relate to than Rey.

>His behavior honestly makes more sense as a fresh recruit rather than someone who had lived his entire life learning to be a cold-hearted soldier. Even in his Before the Awakening story, they show that he's a bit softer than the others and more willing to help his "wounded" comrades in training exercises, but it doesn't make sense for Phasma or anyone else overseeing their training to have somehow never noticed his tendency towards compassion until he was already what, 19-20 years old? If he was raised entirely within their stormtrooper program that should've been something they would notice fairly early.
Hell, I think "the First Order killed my family and then forced me to join" would've made more sense.

New episode is out already?

If you mean did we get a new episode on Saturday then yes, check the pastebin in the OP

All said, user.

So, I was picking up my aunt from work and saw they have a Pop figure of FN-2199.
How does Pop decide which character gets to be a figure?

Black Series Imperial Death Trooper

Never. Ezra & Sabine is a shit ship.

So, if combining a Jedi and Sith holocron together gives you actually certain knowledge, why did the Jedi not do that at some point during the Clone Wars (or even before that) to find out who Sidious was? We know they have Sith holocrons and it seems you don't have to even be that dark side to open one as Ezra is capable of it.

This and a Lego version of Anakin's Starfighter.

I had to make a choice among all of the new batch of Black Series stuff, and I decided to start my 'Trooper collection here. As for the Lego, it was for the Revan (with a Lego Ventress as a possible consolation)

It's possible that they considered doing something like this too dangerous. That, or they did try but the answer they saw was too vague for them to really understand.

>We know they have Sith holocrons
They did in Legends, I don't think it's been confirmed in nucanon yet.

Kanan didn't want it and didn't like Ezra using it, I'd assume the Jedi wouldn't either.

>They did in Legends
Nigga everything did and didn't in Legends, shit was inconsistent.

>you don't have to even be that dark side to open one as Ezra is capable of it
The condition to opening it isn't so much being strong with the dark side as much as "thinking like a Sith" which is kind of a vague description.

because there are probably consequences to being able to exactly predict the future.

Once a secret is known

i'm pretty sure once the future is predicted in this way, it's set in stone and there is nothing that can be done to change it.

which would probably be existentially terrible.

the jedi can still influence the future when they just get a vague impression of it using their normal means.

Personally this looks better than ROTS opening space battle.

But it isn't even predicting the future. It is gaining knowledge. Maul didn't use it to predict the future but gain knowledge of the present (that someone he knows lives).

This.

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>when are Ezra and Sabine gonna bang
Well it looks like they're going to have more episodes with just the two of them this season, so we'll certainly get to see how they play off of each other post Malachor. As everyone else keeps on saying though, I doubt we're going to see any real romance in the show. Pray for porn user.

I'm so fucking lost in this thread. I spent my whole life obsessed with star wars, just for it to have a resurgence during one of the busiest times of my life. Are there any comics or novels I should catch up on? Is star wars rebels worth watching? I watched clone wars and enjoyed that...

Rebels Yes.
Comics maybe.
Novels are hit and miss.

We don't know. They have a new story editor with Melching and Filoni's presence seems to be reduced. We'll see If something happens between Ezra and Sabine in the Mandalorian Darksaber episode.

Lando (this one I particularly like since it sets up his character for ESTB)
Darth Vader
Shattered Empire

M-Me too.

Because its probably anathema to them.

Like literal heresy tier.

Rebels starts off super janky and takes a few episodes to actually get moving, but when it does I think it's worth it.

You can skip all of the comics without worry. All Marvel really does is fucking about. If you believe them all Luke and the gang do is a bunch of random self contained shit, despite this being the period where Luke becomes commander and Han becomes an acting general. But instead Luke stays in exactly the same number he took during the death star run and Han does nothing but smuggle random shit for no reason but he's han and apparently that's what he do.

I'm currently writing some smut, but he is paired with SS

You do realize all these OT era comics take place 6 months after ANH.... there is literally 2 years of time left to be told with all of that character development.

Rebels is definitely worth watching, although if you haven't watched The Clone Wars in it's entirety (The 3D animated one, not the Genndy series) watching that first is mandatory as it continues a few characters and plots from the series. The show starts out a little rough, but has been steadily finding its footing.

From a book perspective, Lost Stars is probably a good place to start and is probably the most highly praised of the canon titles. While it's definitely earned its YA classification, it's well written and offers engaging alternate perspectives of the original trilogy's events bolstered by some surprisingly compelling characters. Right now from a canon-building perspective the only book that I'd consider a must-read would be Bloodline, which is set five(?) years prior to TFA and explores the political landscape of the galaxy. Beyond Lost Stars and Bloodline, I'd also recommend Tarkin, Lords of the Sith, and Twilight Company.

In terms of comics, Darth Vader will be ending next issue (Due out next week I believe) and therefore probably worth reading from a "catching up" standpoint, although I personally I haven't found it be particularly engaging. Honestly I've found the comics to be all over the place in terms of quality, and overall in regards to the canon they kinda suffer from a general feel of insularity in terms of interfacing with the larger Star Wars universe relative to the books and cartoons. That stated, I'd recommend the current Han Solo miniseries, Lando, and Kanan, although I'd recommend watching a season of Rebels first before reading Kanan.

What do you think they made of Anakin's hermaphrodite dickpussy?

Yeah, but it's been years where NOTHING HAPPENS in the real world. I mean Luke flies one X-Wing mission and does a couple of low tier ground missions but that's it. The most significant thing he does is Vader Down but despite going head to head with Darth Vader TWICE he actually makes no gains within the rebellion. You'd assume he'd at least be a lieutenant after that if you need to build him towards a command role but he's still portrayed as being in exactly the same spot as he was five minutes after joining the rebels. Considering Red Squadron has been decimated twice over now you'd assume he'd at least be second in command by now as the second most experienced pilot there.

Shit, don't get me started on Han. I thought maybe the last issue would be his first time taking a command role but they gave that to Leia, the only character who DIDN'T get a promotion, for no obvious reason other than maybe girl power. We have no idea why Han got to be a general so important that Finn was taught about him out of the half a dozen we see in ANH but he doesn't seem to be doing anything to earn his reputation.

It's not just that nothing happens, but that Marvel is hugging the status quo for that nothing super fucking hard. Sometimes the gang is joined by a wacky guest character but no matter what they do they're essentially frozen in place forever.

Any idea of when you'll finish it?

>50 minutes of Plinkett ranting about clickbait and Ring Theory
Jesus Christ, this is atrocious. It's so desparate and whiny and hypocritical.
I like the Prequel Plinkett vids, but this new one is shit. They should have spent the time making more Beat of the Worsts.

Why did Padme look so fucking ugly, old and decrepit later in the series?
Sometimes Ashoka looked like she was 80, as well.

Not quite sure, I'm also writing a few not so lewd snippets like this.

>She bit his ear again. He was hers.

>The sound of his zipper being pulled down made his knees weak again.

>She liked that.

>There would be times when she would just grind against him, through his pants and he would be reduced to a panting, wet mess. Others where her grip and her strokes had been too difficult for him to endure and him having to make it up to her, for ruining her skirt.
>Other times, with him bound down, her towering above him, making him beg for it and repeating that yes, he had been a good boy and he had not touched himself, just like she ordered him to.

>He was the one all desperate, submissive, her always in charge while he squirmed and did as he was told.

>Not that he didn’t like it. The pretty Mirialan Inquisitor knew exactly what she was doing and she always made sure they both enjoyed their time together.

His penis. He's on quest to find his real legs

You know, do you think Rogue one will make a reference to Rebels?

They have a clone wars character in it, I feel like we might get a glimpse of Zeb or somebody at some point.

I wouldn't be surprised if we hear Phoenix Squadron mentioned in regards to the Y-Wings

>She will never pound your ass into submission with her big yellow cock

But is it space legal?

What do you think, user?

I tried searching for a Ventress figure, but I can't find ones that are from TCW and are good.

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It was a 3D animated show, user. The character models are always the same except for infrequent model updates. I don't know what you're talking about.

By now I'm convinced there is a HoloNet page called 'Inquisitors do porn'

Here you are, you weird little deviants. Pity this will sever SS-user's heart in two just like Maul did to SS.

Two cute boys and both are gay? I-Impossible!

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But user, Mizel isn't a BOY! Don't be silly!

He self-identifies as a droid recharge socket while Ezra self-identifies as a recharge probe. Sometimes they take turns trading off their self-identities to mix things up and keep their relationship from getting stale. Meanwhile Chopper is pissed they're appropriating his droid culture but nobody cares.

Is there any more like this?

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These happen pretty often here, though I don't have too many saved

We do have our own Star Wars Booru that everyone seems to forget about.
starwars.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

Don't believe that rebel scum propaganda. Ezra is still straight. He is safe and sound in her sex dungeon.

But the UK Rebels comic is totally canon and says Ezra is gay. Plus SS is safely buried on Malachor under a ton of rubble. What isn't buried was eaten by owls or taken by Maul as provisions for his long journey.

It's not canon until it's on toy packaging.

Delete this this instant, user...or else...

Checkmate loser

When you think about it you could really cook Inquisitors in their own hats. So convenient for Maul!

That's a fake user. This is the real one.

It's a moot point, the orange warning on the left confirms that Ezra CANONICALLY has a small penis

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Well I guess that settles it, better update the Wook.

Ah, shit. This is why the tier list was a good thing.

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Well, he could still be the bottom in their relationship.

D-double dubs confirm?

This is wrong, but it's still not good for Ezra

We all know that is fake because the Rebels Recon for The Future of the Force had Dave relay to us that Seventh Sister is in lesbians with Ahsoka, which is why Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ashley Eckstein were making out in the background of the interview.

Does it matter which side of the force I use?

What if Ahoka also has a dick? A feminine one

Wow, so Ezra managed to add a whole extra 3cm to his wingus. So impressed. Much dong.

It may not be what he wanted, but it definetly is what she wanted.

r34 of Graballa the Hutt and Naare when?

Only if Ahsoka finds the Bible Black of the Sith under that Temple. Knowing Dave he WOULD keep it on the other side of the wolf stargate.

Maul is not looking too well these days

Where do Holocrons come from anyways? Does the Jedi create their own and the Sith their own?
How does fusing them to gain unlimited knowledge make any sense at all? And why wouldn't everyone do that?

>And why wouldn't everyone do that?

because all the holocrons were kept by the crotchety old bitch so it wasn't worth the effort

kek true

>spherical sized
SPHERICAL

Yesterday I got the Black Series Death Trooper from Walmart and ordered Adventures in Wild Space 4, Complete Locations, and both Rebels Visual Guides off Amazon.

From the thumbnail that looks like a hand puppet of Ventress with tiny little arms.

I had one, then my younger brother destroyed it and used the pieces to make a claw gauntlet like the predator uses, I was so fuck mad and am still salty to this day.

Still got this glorious fucker though.

Because one holocron is steeped in the dark side, the other in the light side. Fuse them and they even out to True Neutral, the canonical strongest side of the Force!

But seriously, it's because Sith Holocrons are pretty damn rare. Sith typically are jealous about their secrets and most were destroyed between the Sith/Jedi war and especially in the Jedi victory. Sidious has some of the only artifacts of the Sith, but lost a lot of those thanks to Lando (The Blackstar Warrior!).

As we saw, Sith Holocrons cannot be opened with the Light Side just as Jedi Holocrons cannot be opened by the Dark. Maul couldn't do jack shit with Kanan's. Ezra opening the Sith Holocron required the Dark Side, which is a pretty big deal.

So basically this requires two people who are mortal enemies to use relatively rare items (especially on the Sith side) to willingly work together. The moment Ezra stopped cooperating the vision was lost. It requires both people to work towards a common goal, and presumably willingly rather than just the Dark Sider forcing the Light Sider to cooperate. They both have to want it.

So as you can guess, pretty damn hard to pull off. Also it's exceptionally dangerous. Remember the Bendu's warning. You can see the future, fate, but knowing means you can disrupt it. If Maul fucks with Obi-Wan and Luke then there goes destroying the Death Star, the Empire wins, Sidious survives, and Darth Vader is never redeemed. So basically it doesn't help as much as you think. While it's cool to know the future, the future is always in motion, meaning an event you see now is set - unless you fuck it up. Even trying to help it along or protect this future you can fuck it up.

Presumably Ventress could have done it after she more-or-less redeemed. Ezra and Kanan can keep doing it since they kept both holocrons and Ezra can open the Sith one. However it's so dangerous it's hardly like they're going to keep doing it every week. I imagine they will eventually have to do it again OR destroy the Sith Holocron to ensure it cannot be done again even by themselves. I suspect the Sith Holocron will have to be destroyed anyway, especially since on its own it represents a danger past ROTJ since it can teach people to be Sith given it's seemingly intelligent.

Plus I think it screws the pooch. What is worse, two opposing people knowing the same secret when ultimately they'll work against each other or one killing the other so only one side knows? Either one can fuck shit up, even if they don't mean to.

How is the Black Series Death Trooper?

I was thinking whether to get that or First Order Stormtrooper, Elite series tomorrow.

It's pretty good. The legs are a little too skinny so it falls easily but it comes with 2 guns and a gun holster so I would say it's a good purchase.

They're already broken.

I thought the Sith holocrons in the Archives were clever fakes.

Looks like they've reformed themselves to me. You're saying they actually closed back up into their original shapes yet broke all the glass? Doesn't seem likely.

That's obviously where both Maul and Ezra became super excited and sprayed pee during their vision. It's just illuminated by the glow of the holocrons. Duh, man. You suck at this.

I think they're broken too.

Which would make it a one time thing and another cost for why it's so rarely done.

>Do you recommend these
Yes. The next HC collects Lando, Chewbacca, and Leia and after that is a collection of Kanan.

Two hardbacks. Second one is going to be thick

Just as the Holocron light temporarily restored Kanan's sight it temporarily restored Maul's ability to pee himself! Deepest lore!

It would remove both Holocrons from play, both potentially able to teach someone the ways of either a Jedi or Sith respectively. That's honestly not a bad thing, canonically. Though it would be odd if after the explosion that pushed them apart it turns out that the holcrons reformed themselves and then suffered much weaker internal explosions that blew their glass/crystal/whatever out just about a foot.

Still it would be easier to show the holocrons destroyed this way rather than make new ones.

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Black Series Rex.

The writer of Rogue One is doing a couple of episodes so yes

Any idea which episodes?

I've always felt that Dooku's last words should have gone something like this.

Dooku: Treachery is the way of the Sith
Anakin: I am no Sith
Dooku: (slight smile) not yet

He wrote the next episode

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At most someone will say Ghost crew or something
I doubt it would be much more

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Probably not because they don't want to show that there still is a Ghost Crew. They typically keep their works separate enough for dramatic purposes. Of course it could be any Ghost Crew, but still. They could namedrop Phoenix Squadron as part of the fighting force that will attack the Empire to create the distraction to steal the Deathstar plans (we know multiple groups besides Dodonna's took part) but Thrawn could destroy all of Phoenix Squad this season. Or not.

I think the more likely reference is someone mentioning Fulcrum since it's already an inherited codename. Which reminds me, this Saturday we get to see Fulcrum finally recruit Wedge, first mentioned in Aftermath.

Oh hey look, you can see the verticle line where SS-user had to glue her back together!

Chopper will appear in the background on the Rebel base

>ss posting is still a thing

But Chopper becomes Snoke

But we already decided that the sarlacc is Snoke.

says the dumb frog poster

Oh shit I am sold

But the Amazon page says it contains;

>Star Wars: Vader Down 1,
>Star Wars 13-14,
>Darth Vader 13-15,
>Darth Vader Annual 1,
>Darth Vader 16-19

So Volume three will be 20-25, right? Although that seems way smaller than the first two volumes, so I don't know...

Oh right

>posts one frog
>LOLL PEEPEE DUMB FROGPOSTER

>posts ss every fucking day
>s'cool when we do it XDD

end yourself, niggerfaggot

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woah, I just got BTFO.......
really made me think.............

He really got you

>Bendu a cute

So we don't loose this silly masterpiece.

eh, I dunno.
kind of feel like it would have been better going with an Auralnauts theme.

>mfw I post SS and other anons start argueing

This is not what I wanted.

>better update the Wook.
Don't worry, the Wook is aware. Always aware.

Black Series Kanan (Sweet work discounts brah) and the PS2 port of Force Unleashed

SS loves boipussy aswell

$120 Star Wars Battlefront Ultimate Edition

put your trip back on cAnon

I'm not cAnon, but this thread has convinced me we could be the same person

I stopped watching Rebels after the Zed planet episode in Season 2. Is it better now?

Only if your taste improved.

No

>what is a vacuum?

Space isn't a vaccum in Star Wars.

According to test screening rumors, Hera and the Ghost get mentioned.

This is actually very plausible since the Rebels team has a life size Chopper and for whatever reason they sent it to the UK recently (where Rogue One is being filmed at the time of the reshoots).

Chopper confirmed for Brexit

FARAGE/CHOPPER 2020
MAKE BRITAIN BANTZ AGAIN

They sent it there for Celebration. Also, I don't think they'd use it for a movie since it looks like it's right out of the cartoon. If they were going to have Chopper for a movie, I think they'd make a more realistic looking version.

/ss/ a SHIT I wanna see Ezra with Sabine, Hera, or Kanan

The real model they used for BB-8 looked pretty shit and most of it's shots in TFA were touched up with CGI anyway.

Han didn't become a general until after he got rescued from Jabba in ROTJ, and there's 3 years in between ANH and ESB for Luke to finally get somewhere

>CGI can turn toon looking chopper into real looking chopper
What

The sooner /ss/posting ends, the better. It stopped being funny and enjoyable a few dozen threads ago. It's just stale now.

>What's your latest Star Wars merchandise purchase, /swco/?
Lego Star Wars Keychain, for the free Revan figure.

I'm not buying anything else Star Wars related until Black Series Revan drops.

This. It's borderline avatarfagging at this point.

Can someone sauce me on the comic for this? All I know is that it's Revan and Malak.

Fucking these. This guy has been here every single thread to post the same exact pictures with the same exact responses every single day for the past year. It's annoying as fuck at this point.

Not to mention that he posts shitty cropped porn all the time and once flirted with an actual little boy.

I like my Imperial shuttles the way I like my women.

Black and spread the fuck open.

It's the comic Knights of the Old Republic. It's a prequel comic about a Jedi and his friends getting involved in the Mandalorian Wars. Malak shows up a few times but Revan only appears once or twice.

Does anyone have the page from the Marvel Star Wars comic where blind Luke beats up Boba Fett on Tatooine?

I think I have some bad news.
jeditemplearchives.com/content/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=18653/#details
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oooooh shiiiiiit

Is the Revan figure not coming?

>Revanfags continue to be BTFO
The pain train has no brakes!

Likely it's just delayed. Hasbro's done this before.

Prequel comic for KoR

It's starts off fucking GOAT then goes downhill near the end

inb4 they cancel this one to make a new more canon-accurate one

REVANS COMING BACK BOYS

Regardless, they'd still need to make an entirely separate prop. It's not just a matter of detailing. The proportions and shape would have to be adjusted. Just look at Clone armor in TCW compared to the more realistic versions for the movies.

Luke is a Lieutenant in Heir to the Jedi, and a Commander in ESB (Han is also a Commander in ESB). That's one promotion in the next 2.5 years.

I'm not sure why Solo goes from Commander, a naval rank, to General, an army rank two ranks higher, considering he did absolutely nothing between ESB and RotJ. Lol, maybe his carbonite nap got him a "posthumous" double-promotion.

>adds titays
Canon-accurate indeed

I do need a new Sith waifu

You'd also have to compare Chopper's Rebels model with R2-D2's Rebels model from that one episode he was in.

>it's an empty box

The Clone Wars S6:
>You're experiencing drag... in the vacuum of space?

Wook says otherwise

micechat.com/140271-disneyland-rumor-update-star-wars/

>Over at Disneyland, fiscal year 2017 will be the year the Rivers of America and Disneyland Railroad return to service in their newly re-routed formats. And July of 2017 is the month that newly upgraded Fantasmic! 2.0 debuts with a new plot involving all new characters, sets and technology. By next summer the massive show buildings for Star Wars will be rising into the air, as TDA continues to battle with WDI creative execs over the operational direction of the new land.

>WDI wants to leapfrog the competition at Universal Studios by creating an immersive Star Wars environment that is more akin to Renaissance Faire cosplay than a theme park land. Shops and dining would be hyper-themed and operated like elaborate dinner theaters and living history museums. When it comes to the two E Ticket rides, visitors would be guided through long plot-filled stories that take them through multiple environments before they board their ride vehicles. In the case of the Millennium Falcon ride, code-named Big Bird at WDI, the experience would involve moving between multiple pre-show theaters setting up the plot and what tasks you must complete once you board the Falcon and launch into space. And if you fail at your assigned tasks, a happy ending is not a guarantee.

Commander isn't a rank in the Army, but it is a title.

>In the case of the Stormtrooper Battle Escape ride, code-named Alcatraz, WDI wants you to rush to your wireless and trackless vehicle and board and then disembark and re-board the vehicles on different levels of the massive ride building several times during the course of a long experience, all while under attack by Stormtroopers. The pit currently being dug deep into the ground on the Alcatraz site is required for the elevator mechanism that will make the multi-level ride possible. Imagine riding Pirates of the Caribbean, but getting off your boat in the caverns to explore the skeletal remains, getting back in your boat quickly when you hear Barbosa attacking the fort, sailing along until you get out of your boat a second time in the auction scene to interact with the panicky townsfolk for a while, then re-board your boat quickly when the fire breaks out to escape by sailing through the rides finale’. As an additional point of reference, Disneyland’s Pirates has 75 animatronic figures, but Alcatraz will have over 150 animatronic Stormtroopers alone, plus additional animatronic Star Wars characters from the tiny to the gargantuan. With Star Wars, WDI wants to blow your mind when it comes to what you think a Disneyland ride can do and how you interact with it.

Only downside is the two rides would end up being fairly low capacity

I would say it's most likely the other way round, references to Rogue One in Rebels, however someone asked that question to Pablo on Twitter and he basically answered "Dude the movie is out in 3 months just wait", so i'd say we will probably small references to Rebels in Rogue One

Just purchased a shit ton of the new Marvel series.
>Vader Down
>Lando mini series
>C-3PO oneshot (my favorite out of them all)
>issues 1-11 of the new star wars
>issues 1-6 of the Vader series
Oh and I dropped $200 on the new tabletop game for my group to play from time to time.

>tfw too poor to go to Disneyland

In Star Wars ships move through space like they would attempt to move through a fluid, some ships even have controls surfaces and use them in space. Some ships require stabilizers, in spite of the fact that there's no rotational force being applied to them to need one, or even a way for the stabilizer to counter that force.

Star Wars space travel doesn't fucking give a shit it does whatever the fuck it wants.

>And if you fail at your assigned tasks, a happy ending is not a guarantee.

If you die on the ride, you die for real.

>Star Wars themed ride at Action Park

Nah man, you get kicked out of the park with no refund

that's a good trick

Have you guys considered the possibility to give away free Revan Lego figures because they didn't plan to make him canon and needed to get rid of all the Revan figures they made in case he was gonna become canon

Or more likely they saw the preorder data for the Hasbro Black Series Revan, realized that he's still very popular in 2016, then decided to use that popularity to sell Lego products because they've likely been losing customers due to them making their products more expensive lately.

It wouldn't make a difference. Lego still makes stuff based on non-canon work.

They probably just had a bunch left over. And people want them, so they used the figure as an incentive to buy the new Lego stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=E0M2RC5ENLI
>Welcome to the Rebellion, Wedge - The Antilles Extraction Preview

>Revan
>him
user I have bad news for you

And then they fuck

Is Wedge being part of the Empire something exclusive to new canon, or was it in the EU as well?

>Implying Wedge would sully his body with that filthy whore

Yet he would rather fuck Mother of the Year in Aftermath: Life Debt.

>Pablo Hidalgo joins the cast of Star Wars Rebels as himself
Meta

You're right, he's saving himself for Janson

>We may very well see Biggs get recruited
>He might even be a part of the cast for a while
>but then he'll go off and never be seen again

Pablo will make sure Revan becomes female.

>Mission Space w/ Falcon
>Stormtrooper Escape
>Drone based lightsaber training

And cautiously hyped.

Meh. The figure looks nice. That's all that matters to me

You blame feminists, I blame china. There's no way this movie would have let Disney tap into China's evergrowing movie consumers if a black lead was a romantic interest.

If you have friends who live nearby, play X-Wing Miniatures.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=E0M2RC5ENLI

Sabine and Wedge ship confirmed. Ezrafags BTFO.

>didn't check the thread

You're obviously aware of who said it, user. You do realize even if he managed to recanonize her she'd have a dick

Revan as the first trap in canon.

I'm ok with this.

Sabine wants something Wedged inside her.

entirely a new canon thing

We're never going to get a series with the Imperials as the protagonists, are we?

Considering what happens later, she finds a bigger wedge.

I'm always up for a little Imperial propaganda.

>I'm always up for a little Imperial propaganda
Like pin-ups?

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Dogfight focused story taking place during the final days of the GCW. A lone Star Destroyer and its crew fight desperately for survival against growing Rebel forces. All this complete with suicidal dogfight ending, just like Area 88.

I always wanted to see Sith or another dark sider crushing hearth instead choking

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Either Kenobi or Anakin. Afterall, most people dont know that Anakin is Darth Vader

Why would Maul care about Anakin, though?

So Kallus won't be the new Fulcrum.

I don't see how that clip rules him out. We know Wedge sent a message, and from the trailer Fulcrum apparently received it and passed it on to the other rebels.

Oh thank god. My Imperial husbando remains pure.

Huh.
is Rogue Squadron's origin set in the new canon?

What if they got the name because they're all ex-Imperial pilots?

I thought he was an imperial pilot in the old EU then immediately jumped ship when the empire killed his family in collateral damage in a planetary purge?

Why not?

Zeb looks even more fake than the cartoon

>hera's soft womanly skin getting sweaty under those coveralls all day

Either:
>"husbando" stays pure, or
>muh 100% no canon conflictions now has it's first error
Which would you rather have? Wendig forced Wedge's past to be "recruited by Fulcrum into the alliance"

>Rebels is announced
>get excited that I'll finally have a long running Star Wars series without any Goddamn Jedi shits
>Nope, mother fucking Jedi here too.

Is it so wrong to want my heroes to be normal fucking people instead of space wizard chosen ones?

not that I recall. Maybe you're thinking of Tycho Celchu, also of Rogue Squadron, who quit the Empire because his family was from/on Alderaan?

I bet there was a complete fuckton of defections because of that

We knew way before the show started that it would have Jedi in it, why are you just now acting shocked, three years after we learned this?

They look nothing like their characters

>We knew way before
Speak for yourself, not for me, fag.

I prefer the reality where Kallus doesn't become Zeb's butt-buddy or the Rebel's doormat.

I think you're looking for Babylon 5.

>or the Rebel's doormat.
So a reality where Star Wars doesn't exist?

>Kallus sees how the rebels care about each other, they even save his life
>the empire gave up looking for him, did not even care
>the rebels were warm, the empire was cold
>Kallus was shocked about Thrawn's victory over the rebels in his former system killing more civilians then rebels
>he's now begun to whistleblow for the rebellion
it would ruin his arc if he went back to being inspecter javert

Hera is the only one that looks good. Sabine looks too old, Ezra's head doesn't look like it fits his body, Kanan looks nothing like Kanan, and Zeb still looks like a cartoon character.

Ezra looks like one of those JUST Brendan Fraisur pictures

So did you just learn about Rebels today or something?

I don't want that. I just don't want him going to the other extreme just like that. It's such a terrible plot device.

If you're disillusioned with capitalism, you don't just go full rabid communist in response. I'm just asking for a tiny bit of middle ground or nuance or something.

But this is Star Wars.

Their faces are so FAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Why is Carol Danvers a stormtrooper?

not been reading the Civil War 2 issues, huh?

>I prefer the reality where Kallus doesn't become Zeb's butt-buddy
Aw, but they're perfect for each other.

Sums up my reaction to when the show first debuted. Also, my feelings on the franchise in general.

I remember the days when the Trench Run was one of the most iconic parts of Star Wars, and you never had to see Jedi up the ass.

Has anyone?

The trench they run isn't the trench that splits the two domes of the death Star, rather it was a smaller trench located on the northern domeYour childhood was a lie

>I remember the days when the Trench Run was one of the most iconic parts of Star Wars
No worries friend, JJ remembered that too and included one in TFA just for you!

Considering the length of the one in Tours, I'm inclined to believe you. Though I am curious as to why most projects (mostly the games) felt the need to incorporate turns and whatnot in the design.

More like combining that with the Run from Return of the Jedi. They're using up their OT aces too fast; what will they have left for the next two Episodes?

Why would anyone think that? The trench in the trench run is clearly much smaller..

where the trench is can't really be placed, and in the end, doesn't matter at all.

>JJ

I hate him so much, anons.

>Though I am curious as to why most projects (mostly the games) felt the need to incorporate turns and whatnot in the design.
More of a challenge, most likely