But Anons, once a general is Bendued, it cannot be unBendued!
Brayden Morales
Is there any Bendu Rule 34 yet?
Xavier Flores
What is she, /swco/?
Dylan Evans
...
Nicholas Brown
Nothing but spit-roasting.
Bendu insists on being in the middle
Logan Mitchell
Always two there are. A master and an apprentice.
Kayden Wilson
She's really fucking disgusting
Jeremiah Green
Because Rex is the 3nd longest surviving Husbando in Filoni's Cartoons so far. Maul is in first place at the moment followed by Hondo
Caleb Evans
I really want to play a new Star Wars game Cred Forums, but only Battlefront is out and that doesn't have a campaign.
Life is suffering.
Owen James
HELLO
Henry Scott
Dig up your N64 and play Shadows of the Empire again
Ayden Lee
Play some of the older games? Republic Commando is similar enough to Battlefront, with a single player.
Anthony Russell
Don't let anyone ever fool you into believing that Battlefront is anything more than trash.
William Brown
>Ah, you heard my call. GOOD. >Your derailment woke me >from a DEEP slumber. Derailment? >Your presence is like a violent storm in this quiet thread. You're a Cred Forums poster! But you are not an user. >Poster? Hmmm. Anons and tripfags wield the Discussion and Faggotry, the light and the dark. I'm the one in the middle. The Benduposter. >What do you call yourself? I am ____________, Anonymous Poster. >You carry conflict with you, ____________, ANONYMOUS POSTER. It's this. >HahahahaHA. Ah. Interesting. Careful! It's... ...dangerous >How so? It's a Cred Forums meme, a source of evil. Posters have been using it, and I'm afraid it's changing them.
Cameron Gray
Will Rex ever see his waifu again?
Kevin Scott
>we'll never get a Dooku novel
Aiden Myers
>Yep, Bendu again - edition
This is officially fucking worse than the giantess threads. Fuck this.
Liam Hall
>An MEME cannot make you good, or evil. The temptaition of POWER, forbidden knowledge, even the desire to do GOOD can lead some down that path. But only you can change yourself. Not always. >A-ah! Your conflict becomes clear. That filter in the settings, why do you have it? It keeps the shitposters from attacking me. >May I see it?
Hey, HEY! What did you DO?! >I am helping you. It was the only thing protecting me from those creatures! >You believe that, but you must learn to enjoy things differently now. Look, I can't enjoy ANYTHING, not anymore. >NO. You are unwilling. Are you saying there's a way to restore my fun? >Your fun cannot be healed, but I can teach you to LAUGH. >If you're willing. What must I do?
Christopher Jenkins
One can hope...
Logan Turner
So here's a twist. What if Savage is alive and held by the emperor?
Leo King
go play Bounty Hunter
Isaac Martin
Doesn't come anywhere close to being worse than those, it's incredibly tame in comparison.
Ian Morales
He probably will see her again as no one dies anymore and Filoni didn't have the balls to actually kill her off.
Isaac Parker
>What if Savage is alive He's not.
Alexander Robinson
No. This is amusing and isn't some weird porn thing with terrible art.
Andrew Martin
Maul rescues him but then Sheev kills him, again. So Maul swears revenge!
So basically nothing changes.
Easton Robinson
Not really. This is pretty harmless. I think we're all curious to see how long the Bendu train can run without interruption.
If it gets stopped and then this guy tries to start it up again then yeah, that's too far.
Brandon Hughes
>This is pretty harmless
Every autistic thing in this thread is 'pretty harmless' at it's core.
But this is fucking spam at this point.
Parker Gutierrez
>Maul wants to see hope >The Holocron literally shows him A New Hope EARTHENWARE ARTHENWAREE RTHENWAREEA THENWAREEAR HENWAREEART ENWAREEARTH NWAREEARTHE WAREEARTHEN AREEARTHENW REEARTHENWA EEARTHENWAR
Landon Sullivan
I keked
Hunter Johnson
This is such a silly thing to get triggered over. Have you tried going outside today?
Colton Gray
user, people have been getting triggered by what it's in the OP since the beginning. Are you new here?
Jack Diaz
I, for one, welcome the continued reign of our Bendu Overlord
Xavier Rivera
>Pew >Pew
Luis Reed
So, tell me, how do I restore my enjoyment? >You must be empty. There is only /swco/. >Now, turn, and walk forward. I'm not sure this is such a good idea. >And why not? Because those shitposters are out there, waiting. >How do you know this? ...I read them! >Good. Keep walking. Text relates them to you. What else? I can feel them in the thread, the bait when they post. >Indeed. You are perceptive. Are they close? No. >Continue on, then. How else do you relate to the spiders? Before, in highschool, a foul smell. It was unwashed, musty. >Ah, a fascinating description. You see much for being butthurt. Well, I know what their posts look like. I saw them when I used to have fun here. >Then picture them in your mind. Are they close? No. >Are you certain?
Benjamin Nelson
What should I do? >What do you want to do? Hmmm? Rebutt their argument. ...But there's another post right below mine. >You are beginning to see. HA. >Now, be empty and continue onward. Why aren't they attacking? >It is not in their nature. Well, it has been, in my experience. >Because you do not see them. You mean see them for what they are? >Look closer. Hmm. There's nothing. I can't sense them! >Look within. I see...fear. >In the shitposters? Newfag! >Ah, your thoughts dwell on your fellow posters. He's in danger. NO! No. It's not the newfags, or the shitposters. It's...it's me. Annoyance, butthurt, rage, that's how they see me That's how I see myself. >A-AH! Your sight returns! Haha. I distanced myself from everyone. From Cred Forums too. >Your connection to Cred Forums allows you to post in ways other forums cannot. If you can see yourself, you will never be truly butthurt, ____________, Anonymous Poster. I understand. >Where are you going? The newfags needs me. They all do. >What of the shitposters? I can see them, so there's nothing to fear. >And what of this, hmm? Keep it, as a gift. >Oh. HAhahahaHAhaha.
TL;DR >Star Wars Ring Theory is bullshit, because its way to complicated for anyone outside an unemployed philosophy major to pick up. >Any critical re-evaluation in the prequels favor is either stupid nostalgic Millennials or Disney puppets trying to make the property they spent so much money on more valuable. >TFA is...not bad. Its a fun action packed romp. It's got a lot of out of place humor. >TFA is missing one thing. Sexual undertones. Luke was a horny teenager and one more year on the farm meant one more year jerking off. Even Anakin and Padme had some sexual chemistry. Why do Finn and Rey have this weird awkward platonic thing going on?
Joseph Turner
WE KNOW
Ryder Evans
Play Rogue Squadron.
Kayden Nelson
Who was Maul talking about at the end of Episode 2?
Caleb Scott
We know. Just Trust me
Levi Bennett
>>Why do Finn and Rey have this weird awkward platonic thing going on? I hate this. Can't two people of the opposite sex simply be friends and work colleagues? I mean, sure you can ship them, but them not being a pair is no grounds for criticism when there isn't that much chemistry going on.
Ryder Carter
Mace Windu
Noah Gutierrez
This nigga right here
Camden Bennett
...
Samuel Thompson
His legs.
Luis Hernandez
Samefag
Hudson Howard
But if there are platonic relationships in movies, what will these dweebs have to jack off to?
Eli Martin
Well Plinkett did mention Poe and Finn too.
Ethan Reed
>You'll hear a lot of nerds come in here and defend Rey's slutty past on Jakku. They'll tell you "she had to do it" for food, water, resources, protection... >The truth, and this will be revealed in the next two films, is that Rey NEEDS cock. All sorts of cock: Ithorian cock, human cock, Zabrack cock, droid cock, prehensile Hutt cock, cock of all kinds. Rey needs them in her pussy and in her pink little asshole because she's depraved. >In her training with Luke on the magical island, we're going to hear all about what she did on Jakku. Glory holes, aliens runnin' trains on her by midnight fireside, Jawas probing her ass with metal instruments, even luggabeasts bustin' fat gallon-sized nuts on her pert little body. >She is a whore. Light side, dark side... Who cares? She's on the cock side. And that's why I love her.
David Thompson
Probably Kenobi. He was mad when he said he lives. The only other person I can think of he'd get angry over would be of Savage was alive and the Emperor had him. But that's like .1%
Jason Lopez
This is topnotch Bendu posting
Ethan Hernandez
...
Luis Sullivan
Demanding next OP be "Bendu Kek Edition"
Carson Foster
I was just about to make that, I guess I'll make this instead.
This is a quality post.
Adrian Jackson
Boba Fett. He needs a friend who understands the pain of losing to a blind guy
Noah Bailey
>I hate this. Can't two people of the opposite sex simply be friends and work colleagues?
Not when they're both single in an action romp with no reasons otherwise. I mean the best reason you can say is "they have no chemistry because Daisy Ridley has no acting ability".
I mean they're both literally the first human with exposed skin the other has seen in probably years outside of old people, children, and people who are unavailable.
Ayden Gutierrez
>>I mean they're both literally the first human with exposed skin the other has seen in probably years outside of old people, children, and people who are unavailable. How can you be so sure?
Isaiah Peterson
Maybe she likes the children?
Leo Cook
Imagine if Dooku did not remained quiet and instead said: "Hey Sheev, this was not part of the plan you backstabbing cunt!"
Asher Parker
It wouldn't have done him any good.
Kevin Cooper
Anyone have that pic of Dooku laying it all out to Anakin?
Nathan Hall
Maybe, but Palp's whole plan would have been wrecked.
Angel Nguyen
...
Brody Collins
Not really. He has no reason to believe Dooku. It would just come across as a desperate lie to save his own skin.
Gavin Martin
...
Levi Kelly
Obi-Wan, someone that Anakin loves and respects, telling him "hey Anakin there's something shady about Palpatine" made Anakin immediately defensive. Having him ask Anakin to spy on him made him extremely bitter towards them and towards Obi-Wan as well. He may not have liked the council at that point but they were still on the same side. He refused to believe Palpatine could do any wrong and by the time he understood, he was already in his trap.
If someone that Anakin absolutely hates and has had a long reputation of deceit told him "hey Palpatine is really evil, this was all his plan, please don't kill me!" do you really think he'd listen?
No idea who he is or what this has to do with Star Wars
Noah Barnes
He has to do with /swco/ as Hiro is a jew and might kill the chins
Brandon Jenkins
Notch earned the favor of capitalism. He sold his product for a billion dollars and now gets to shitpost from the most expensive mansion in Beverly Hills. He's earned it.
Kayden Foster
Play Kotor 1 and 2 then play Kotor Bingo with Rebels.
Did anyone else get a real Harbinger vibe from the start of that last episode (other than the fact it's the same ship design)
Michael Thomas
Mangled ship left in space is a trope, not a reference.
Luis Wood
Back to Cred Forums with you
Ryan White
He's the guy who made Minecraft and Mojang.
Jonathan White
It's because it's boring to watch. Romance is a simple way of adding emotional weight to a story and helps us invest in the characters more.
Thomas Hughes
The fuck
Luis Butler
Robot legs won't make Maul a better Dancer
Henry Cruz
I hope he does, I wanna see him rub it in Brianna Wu's face.
Jeremiah Flores
>I need to watch someone fuck to appreciate a story.
Ryan Garcia
They literally did this in Episode 2 and it created one of the most awkward and cringy scenes in the Star Wars saga.
Easton Morris
I'd take Notch over the price gouging drug CEO
Owen Evans
I want Benicio Del Toro to play the Republic fleet commander and creates martial law on Coruscant and the Republic to fight the first order. Have an antagonist on the good guys side.
Carson Hughes
You can eliminate either Bendu OPs or /ss/posting from /swco/ forever. Which one do you pick?
David Price
The thing about Palpatine, and this is something most writers don't really capture about him, is that he keeps you in the trap even if you're aware you're in it, and will make you question it without needing the force.
In ESB he didn't just force lightning Vader into submission. He called him "my friend" and kept at least a pretense of being nice to him. When Vader disobeyed orders instead of insulting him in the petty way writers often make him do he treated Vader more like a stupid child who needed to be reminded.
To me the Emperor we see in the new marvel comics and Tarkin novel is way too crass to really BE Palpatine. Palpatine is the guy who knew Vader since he was a child and always holds that same kind of power over him, not just as an absolute master but as a man who's been "the adult" and holds enough guilt and imagined authority to reduce Vader back to that same scared kid separated from his mother.
Levi Harris
None, I think it adds to the charm of this place. Only weak people can't stand it.
Ian Gonzalez
But it was one of the most engaging parts of ESB.
The romance in AOTC is at least engaging on paper. It's that it had shitty line delivery and direction that killed it as much as the rest of the film.
Jonathan Evans
Bendu posting will probably go away once the streak is broken. As it is it's not that annoying.
SS posting is played out and old, so I'd eliminate that.
Jace Rodriguez
Neither, they're both harmless.
Noah Jackson
to be fair, most of the times we've seen the Emperor in the new canon are when he's really fucking pissed at Vader due to the death star blowing up, so it's not that surprising he drops the mask
Michael Price
His biggest complaint is that Finn and Rey didn't fuck and not that TFA is a carbon copy of ANH?
And everyone who writes positive things about the PT is a paid shill? How fucking ignorant and do you have to be to believe that?
He is a cancer on the Star Wars fanbase, he's influenced an entire generations of fan's opinions on the PT when most of them haven't even watched them.
Nicholas Sullivan
ESB and AOTC are the second movies of their trilogies. We've only seen the first one, so there could probably be a romance plot in the next movie.
Zachary Hernandez
both, the only worthwhile shitposting in star wars threads is sheevposting, baneposting, and vietnamposting
Lucas Barnes
I'm so fucking sick of every single movie needing romance. Plinkett demanding to see Rey and Finn fuck was the worst part of his video.
Zachary Taylor
The bit or romance or whatever they had already was too much imo. It's supposed to be an adventure.
Kevin Cox
>Can't two people of the opposite sex simply be friends and work colleagues No.
Caleb Morris
I honestly think there will be romance, we just have to be patient for the next film. Right now they're platonic friends but platonic relationships almost always lead to romance.
Carson Martinez
the real risk of demanding romance in this day and age is that we might actually get it - Finn/Poe is a dangerous plausibility
speaking of which, when are Ezra and Sabine gonna bang?
Easton Jackson
>platonic relationships almost always lead to romance
Jordan Myers
>speaking of which, when are Ezra and Sabine gonna bang?
In the Star Wars Rebels porn parody I'm going to direct.
Wyatt Johnson
>>speaking of which, when are Ezra and Sabine gonna bang? When they are given more chemistry
Daniel Sullivan
Probably never. If we can't see Hera and Kanan get together beyond hugs, I highly doubt we'll see Sabine reciprocating Ezra's forgotten feelings.
Carson Russell
>Imperial 170's Please, will of the force let this be seen in Rebels or Rogue One
Dylan Sullivan
I'm not even trying to sound like an MRA, but I blame feminists for this.
I think he feminists executives who work in Disney felt that if they where going to have a female lead, they didn't want her to focus on anything other then "the mission". A relationship for Rey would just get in the way of her becoming a Jedi(and climbing the Hollywood ladder.)
Also, I think there's this weird mushy-gushy feminist thing going on where any element of sexuality is offensive, but platonic hand shaking and emotional connections are the best thing in the world.
Sexuality is scary, and for every man-child who fantasizes about looking up Liea's dress in ROTJ, there is a woman-child who fantasizes about a big male bestie who will never look at her as a sexual object and never take her somewhere she isn't ready for.
And I'm saying this as someone who likes The Force Awakens.
Austin Roberts
Why is he so hot
Jace Rivera
good, because I want to see Ezra fuck Sabine's giant, throbbing pussy
Zachary Howard
Who's that Jet looking dude beside jewish Ezra?
Gavin Morris
The secret is boipussy
Jordan Edwards
I don't really agree with his general attitude toward TFA--I dislike the movie more than he does--but I still agree with most of what he says about the prequels.
I don't know why people feel the need to pit them against each other in such an absolute way, though. I thought TFA sucked too, just a little less than the prequels.
Thomas Cooper
Ask any straight woman if they noticed romance/sexual overtones in TFA, and most of them are going to talk about Reylo and the interrogation scene, and not mention Finn at all.
Seriously, the moment he bridal-carried her, I just knew "well, there's where the next thousand+ fanfictions begin."
Finn is boring as romance for the female audience, whereas the good ol "I can fix him" mentality and redemption of the evil guy route sells.
Pic very related.
Jeremiah Thompson
this is sad but accurate
Hudson Anderson
Had this come out around the same time as Frozen and Maleficent, I'd be a bit more worried than I am now. Seemed like they were really trying to push their anti-romance agenda back then.
Brayden Miller
do you think he wears frilly lingerie under that outfit?
Easton Hall
Finn isn't a very good character, though I like Boyega. Sexual chemistry with Rey/Ridley wouldn't fix that anyway.
Matthew Jones
Anyone have a fanfic they think would fit well in the Star Wars universe?
Adrian King
Darth Vader and the Cursed Child
Kevin Clark
When Night Falls
Levi Sanders
How underwhelming will Darth Vader #25 be?
Robert Roberts
Heir to the Empire
Jason Stewart
I read most of this, it was pretty ok. Never finished it
Jack Bennett
I want a Star Wars story focused on dogfighting. Maybe retell the story of Rogue Squadron but with new characters instead of movie characters. Something like Area 88, that was the shit.
Jeremiah Wilson
I'm not really expecting much, so I don't know that it'll be underwhelming. The comic as a whole has been kind of dull with a few spots of brilliance here and there.
That's true of pretty much all of Marvel's new comics, though I'd change "spots of brilliance" to "spots of being pretty good at best."
Jaxson Powell
Oh yes definitely! Those games are neat but we need something like that fan anime.
Jason Mitchell
Go play X-Wing Alliance.
Matthew Clark
I'd never seen this before. It's just like my Gendum.
Jeremiah Williams
There's a couple Short Stories about a B-Wing Squadron.
And TCW has a few space-only stories. The second episode of the Malevolence Arc comes to mind.
This is pretty neat, at least for a fan-made project. All the "WHY ISNT THIS A FULL SHOW INSTEAD OF REBELS" comments are embarrassing though.
Adam Wilson
I havent played KOTOR before. is it any good. I dont want to pay for an old game
Jose Collins
IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF, KANAN JARRUS, JEDI KNIGHT
Jose White
Yes both KOTOR games are good.
Keep in mind it's a cRPG, if you haven't played a game like that before.
Lincoln Brown
>cRPG what does that mean
Jeremiah Flores
If you've got a decent android phone, it's free through the Amazon Appstore. Not sure if that goes for iPhones or not.
That being said it's a solid (if a bit cliche at this point) story.
CRPG means it's a computer adaptation of a tabletop ruleset - like D&D's Neverwinter Nights series. KotOR uses a Star Wars RPG ruleset, which is in turn based on D&D's 3rd edition rules.
Camden Richardson
Is Mike ever going to get his shit together?
Eli Myers
oh wait i bought it a while back and deleted it for some reason.
William Edwards
TPM poetry >Anakin accidentally blows up a droid control ship with a circular center, but distinctly different design from the Death Star
TFA poetry >rag tag resistance group with a few X-Wings go for a trench run on a spherical sized weapon that shoos out a laser from a big hole in the side
TFA is a pile of shit. There's no getting around it. Lucas's poetry I would not have called subtle till i saw TFA.
Chase Hall
You should give it a try, it's talked about often for a good reason.
Easton Jenkins
Seen both the TIE fighter fanwork and A88. I'd like it to be about the Rebels since they have the better looking starfighters. I can see it now, a peace loving pilot is badly effected by the Imperial rule, so he/she joins the Rebellion and must deal with the daily task of killing in order to bring peace back to the galaxy. I really like A88, so he/she can start off flying an old beat up Z-95 Headhunter before getting shot down and moving on to the more iconic X-Wing.
Kevin Brooks
Whats your favorite creature design /swco/?
Blake Green
This fucker was terrifying in battlefront 2
Matthew Campbell
>I'd like it to be about the Rebels since they have the better looking starfighters I've never seen an imperial citizen with such shit taste before.
Bentley Thompson
>people call this bad CG
Oliver Hill
Acklay Love it It might be because it resembles a certain Bionicle
Jaxson Lee
I know what you mean, but >spherical sized made me kek.
Samuel Reed
...
Julian Hall
How good is the Android port?
Caleb Reed
I've downloaded it, but never played it past the character creation. It's still installed on my phone though. So with the 5 minutes I spent with it, it's alright.
But it's free, so you really have nothing to lose.
Luis Evans
I remember
Jackson Russell
Not having played it myself, I couldn't tell you. My roommate plays it on an LG G series (I have no idea what model for sure, either G2 or G3) and doesn't seem to have any problems.
Anthony Murphy
Tauntauns. Look like a cross between a T-rex and a Luck Dragon, and so much fun to ride.
Jason Brown
X-wings look like shit
Christian Gutierrez
Oh mah nigga
Connor Williams
I never owned one. I had a picture of it cut out from a magazine, but my family was too poor to get me one. I remember always going to the local store just to see the box and look at the pictures, until the day they were all gone. Boi, do I miss being young
Brayden Parker
Hera wants Ezra's twink cock
Gabriel Thomas
I never did it with bionicle, but damn do I remember doing that shit. The feels, man.
Jordan Brown
They also make good emergency sleeping bags
Ryder Russell
and she wants it bad
Jaxon Nguyen
>I had a picture of it cut out from a magazine, but my family was too poor to get me one. >I remember always going to the local store just to see the box and look at the pictures Fuck I did that shit too. I always wanted the droideka-looking ones for obvious reasons.
Ayden Perry
VERY bad
Nicholas Ortiz
Star Wars rebels looks fucking amazing watching it with SVP enabled. I think its the only way I can watch it now.
Joseph Martin
>tfw did this too I miss it too, everything was fun. Even just wanting things was enjoyable
Brody Ramirez
The three arena creatures. Honestly some of the best creature designs in general.
Daniel Brown
I never liked Star Wars as a kid, but I can understand why you'd want it.
Bentley Rodriguez
What's your latest Star Wars merchandise purchase, /swco/?
Eli Hall
Fuck, I don't even remember the shit I actually got!
Aaron Jenkins
Niggas stop Too much feel
Dominic Allen
I do the same thing now, but with Magic cards
William Wood
TFA Blu-ray
Hunter Thomas
Bohrok?
Dylan Allen
I pre-ordered the Ahsoka book yesterday.
Isaac Cox
That's lewd!
Nicholas Davis
1976 "Star Wars From the Adventures of Luke Skywalker" book by George Lucas.
Zachary Baker
Lost Stars for Christmas last year
Bentley Hernandez
TFA paperback novel
Lucas Garcia
The Shattered Empire and Star Wars comic series hardcovers that just came out
Cameron Turner
That's the one!
The latest comics, the Death Star DLC, and I will be getting the Ahsoka book ASAP.
Do you recommend these? I was thinking about getting them because they look way nicer, and Vader Down is being included in the Vader Hardbacks, so these will take up much less space. My only fear is that the comics like Kanan/Leia/Lando/ect wont get hardbacks, so things will start to look disorganized on my shelf
Michael Sullivan
>Death Star DLC
Josiah Watson
I haven't gotten it yet, but I've been thinking about getting the Shattered Empire HC just because it's the first collection to include C-3PO: Phantom Limb
John Price
i read this one thing about tatooine slave culture, i liked it
Ethan Young
That's another reason I was considering it. Plus I can give all my paperbacks away as gifts this christmas
Only because I have the Season Pass. Believe me, I am not exactly proud of it. Dice were a mistake.
Wyatt Fisher
Will all 25 issues of Darth Vader get compiled into one book?
Isaiah Phillips
>i read this one thing about tatooine slave culture, i liked it Well, I suppose your biography counts has fanfiction.
Leo Lewis
>I have the Season Pass
Henry Brooks
bricklink that shit mah nigga!
Aiden Sullivan
...
Tyler Sullivan
I chose a Captain Phasma figure, Elite series for my prize in an arcade. Does that count?
William Cook
I appreciate you thinking so. I am becoming one with Bendu
Jace Perez
Picked up the two Insider compilation books and some Rogue One freebies from the Disney Store on a trip to the Mall of America last weekend.
Camden Howard
I fell for the "DLC will save it, Clone Wars for sure!" meme.
When they announced that the first DLC was just more Tatooine maps, I left several angry rants in these threads that some of you may remember. I was furious, and I honestly still am.
Kayden Anderson
>reaction to Kanan pulling his 10 inch Jedi shlong out.
Jason Rodriguez
can someone dump the latest issue of star wars ongoing?
Jaxson Cruz
Just imagine how thick that book would be, and how expensive it would be. I hope that doesn't happen.
Jacob Gray
Hera's just pissed that he's showing it to other people, but Sabine doesn't seem too impressed.
Jaxson Nelson
This thread is convincing me more and more that me and cAnon are the same person
Nolan Morales
Hera doesn't look too into it
Sabine's pretty into it though
Leo Hughes
>one of us >one of us
Juan Morgan
Doesn't The Walking Dead have huge 50-issue collections? AND 25-issue ones.
It could happen for Vader I guess, but I doubt it.
Not sure about one book, but it's currently being collected in three hardbacks that includes the entire Vader Down crossover, and the annual special.
Once a secret is known...
Levi Thomas
after those feel posts I think we all might be the same person
Jeremiah Moore
>Hera doesn't look too into it That's because she wants/prefers Ezra's
Benjamin Hall
Hera is just mad that her BF is humiliating her like that.
Nah, Sabine totally want it. And Zeb is shocked as a Lasat usually only can get about 3 inches when hard.
A miniposter with an Aurebesh decoder thing on the back, a puzzle of the superlaser dish being installed and a large fold-out with paper punchouts intended for use as backdrop material for that Rogue Story toy video making contest.
What you think only whiny bitch boys like Anakin and Luke are allowed to have lightsabers?
Lincoln Garcia
I always put on Star Wars soundtracks when I read the comics, it really enhances the experience. Decided to add it to my storytime.
Cooper Lee
These guys are SCAR troopers, the Imperial answer to the Republic Commandos. Sarge has experience with using a lightsaber, and earlier issues actually taught Luke a few things.
>implying Cred Forums actually reads comics
Cooper Howard
Short version: he spent years undercover training gladiators for Grakkus the Hutt, who collected jedi shit.
Andrew Cook
I looked up Sarge and got dick. So fuck you, faggot.
Jace Baker
Vader could squeeze people's hearts, I never thought of that. More effective than choking.
Jonathan Rodriguez
So Sarge is just some guy with a lightsaber. Neat.
Hunter Garcia
How does Vader ever not win a fight again?
Cameron Jenkins
The Lego AT-ST and Hovertank.
The way the walker looks would make you think it was always meant to be a Lego set, although it was disappointing to find out that it basically can't, y'know, walk. Hovertank was pretty good too.
>want to know about a character >the mistake apparently, was searching for the only name said character is given >insteadnI should have gone toma completely different website, and looked through half year old news articles for something that doesnt even ha e the cbaracters name in it.
Or you could have not been a tremendous cock guzzling faggot, but I guess that would have been too hard for you.
Cooper Lee
5 posts up
Christian Scott
He's literally the most interesting character in the new series you mouth breathing retard.
Parker Green
I'm guessing because that isn't from a canon material?
Juan Johnson
He has an interesting background, but it manifests in his character in a kind of jarring, only semi-cohesive way. I hesitate to call him outright contradictory, but it's not as effective as it could have been.
John Reyes
dammit I want porn of new Ezra - gay, straight, bi, trans, whatever, I half want to be him and half want to fuck him
Andrew Wood
I feel you user
Carter Turner
I feel like his "raised as a soldier" background never really plays any meaningful part in his personality. His behavior honestly makes more sense as a fresh recruit rather than someone who had lived his entire life learning to be a cold-hearted soldier. Even in his Before the Awakening story, they show that he's a bit softer than the others and more willing to help his "wounded" comrades in training exercises, but it doesn't make sense for Phasma or anyone else overseeing their training to have somehow never noticed his tendency towards compassion until he was already what, 19-20 years old? If he was raised entirely within their stormtrooper program that should've been something they would notice fairly early.
That said, Finn is still the most likeable character in the movie. I think that's why people give his inconsistency a pass, because despite his character not making complete sense given what we know about him, Boyega still manages to make him endearing and relatable. That's much more than can be said for Rey, who's wooden and feels even less thought out than Finn.
Jacob King
That's my issue with it. The gravity and pathos the movies grooms with his background sputters out and never goes anywhere. For the vast majority of the film he's depicted as an out-of-his-depth everyman learning to embrace a greater purpose. But the movie already established he isn't much of an everyman at all, right? It starts as a story about a guy restoring his humanity but shifts gears for him to be a vehicle for the movie's somewhat irritating sense of humor.
His stormtrooper past has some plot significance elsewhere, but on the whole I don't think his character is very well-written. I agree he's easier for the audience to relate to than Rey.
Christopher White
>His behavior honestly makes more sense as a fresh recruit rather than someone who had lived his entire life learning to be a cold-hearted soldier. Even in his Before the Awakening story, they show that he's a bit softer than the others and more willing to help his "wounded" comrades in training exercises, but it doesn't make sense for Phasma or anyone else overseeing their training to have somehow never noticed his tendency towards compassion until he was already what, 19-20 years old? If he was raised entirely within their stormtrooper program that should've been something they would notice fairly early. Hell, I think "the First Order killed my family and then forced me to join" would've made more sense.
Nicholas Davis
New episode is out already?
David Turner
If you mean did we get a new episode on Saturday then yes, check the pastebin in the OP
Aiden Lewis
All said, user.
Logan Thompson
So, I was picking up my aunt from work and saw they have a Pop figure of FN-2199. How does Pop decide which character gets to be a figure?
Ryder Nguyen
Black Series Imperial Death Trooper
Christian Morgan
Never. Ezra & Sabine is a shit ship.
Alexander Richardson
So, if combining a Jedi and Sith holocron together gives you actually certain knowledge, why did the Jedi not do that at some point during the Clone Wars (or even before that) to find out who Sidious was? We know they have Sith holocrons and it seems you don't have to even be that dark side to open one as Ezra is capable of it.
Mason Howard
This and a Lego version of Anakin's Starfighter.
I had to make a choice among all of the new batch of Black Series stuff, and I decided to start my 'Trooper collection here. As for the Lego, it was for the Revan (with a Lego Ventress as a possible consolation)
Blake Martinez
It's possible that they considered doing something like this too dangerous. That, or they did try but the answer they saw was too vague for them to really understand.
Alexander Powell
>We know they have Sith holocrons They did in Legends, I don't think it's been confirmed in nucanon yet.
Justin Rogers
Kanan didn't want it and didn't like Ezra using it, I'd assume the Jedi wouldn't either.
Hunter Brooks
>They did in Legends Nigga everything did and didn't in Legends, shit was inconsistent.
William Turner
>you don't have to even be that dark side to open one as Ezra is capable of it The condition to opening it isn't so much being strong with the dark side as much as "thinking like a Sith" which is kind of a vague description.
Landon Russell
because there are probably consequences to being able to exactly predict the future.
Aaron Jones
Once a secret is known
Nicholas Mitchell
i'm pretty sure once the future is predicted in this way, it's set in stone and there is nothing that can be done to change it.
which would probably be existentially terrible.
the jedi can still influence the future when they just get a vague impression of it using their normal means.
Leo Sanchez
Personally this looks better than ROTS opening space battle.
Gabriel Lee
But it isn't even predicting the future. It is gaining knowledge. Maul didn't use it to predict the future but gain knowledge of the present (that someone he knows lives).
Carter Morgan
This.
Liam Adams
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Lucas Rodriguez
>when are Ezra and Sabine gonna bang Well it looks like they're going to have more episodes with just the two of them this season, so we'll certainly get to see how they play off of each other post Malachor. As everyone else keeps on saying though, I doubt we're going to see any real romance in the show. Pray for porn user.
Carson Garcia
I'm so fucking lost in this thread. I spent my whole life obsessed with star wars, just for it to have a resurgence during one of the busiest times of my life. Are there any comics or novels I should catch up on? Is star wars rebels worth watching? I watched clone wars and enjoyed that...
Kayden Lewis
Rebels Yes. Comics maybe. Novels are hit and miss.
Hudson Reed
We don't know. They have a new story editor with Melching and Filoni's presence seems to be reduced. We'll see If something happens between Ezra and Sabine in the Mandalorian Darksaber episode.
Landon Turner
Lando (this one I particularly like since it sets up his character for ESTB) Darth Vader Shattered Empire
Camden Jackson
M-Me too.
Ryder Nguyen
Because its probably anathema to them.
Like literal heresy tier.
Nolan Torres
Rebels starts off super janky and takes a few episodes to actually get moving, but when it does I think it's worth it.
You can skip all of the comics without worry. All Marvel really does is fucking about. If you believe them all Luke and the gang do is a bunch of random self contained shit, despite this being the period where Luke becomes commander and Han becomes an acting general. But instead Luke stays in exactly the same number he took during the death star run and Han does nothing but smuggle random shit for no reason but he's han and apparently that's what he do.
Ayden Turner
I'm currently writing some smut, but he is paired with SS
Jeremiah Fisher
You do realize all these OT era comics take place 6 months after ANH.... there is literally 2 years of time left to be told with all of that character development.
Leo Ramirez
Rebels is definitely worth watching, although if you haven't watched The Clone Wars in it's entirety (The 3D animated one, not the Genndy series) watching that first is mandatory as it continues a few characters and plots from the series. The show starts out a little rough, but has been steadily finding its footing.
From a book perspective, Lost Stars is probably a good place to start and is probably the most highly praised of the canon titles. While it's definitely earned its YA classification, it's well written and offers engaging alternate perspectives of the original trilogy's events bolstered by some surprisingly compelling characters. Right now from a canon-building perspective the only book that I'd consider a must-read would be Bloodline, which is set five(?) years prior to TFA and explores the political landscape of the galaxy. Beyond Lost Stars and Bloodline, I'd also recommend Tarkin, Lords of the Sith, and Twilight Company.
In terms of comics, Darth Vader will be ending next issue (Due out next week I believe) and therefore probably worth reading from a "catching up" standpoint, although I personally I haven't found it be particularly engaging. Honestly I've found the comics to be all over the place in terms of quality, and overall in regards to the canon they kinda suffer from a general feel of insularity in terms of interfacing with the larger Star Wars universe relative to the books and cartoons. That stated, I'd recommend the current Han Solo miniseries, Lando, and Kanan, although I'd recommend watching a season of Rebels first before reading Kanan.
Jeremiah Reed
What do you think they made of Anakin's hermaphrodite dickpussy?
Adrian Nelson
Yeah, but it's been years where NOTHING HAPPENS in the real world. I mean Luke flies one X-Wing mission and does a couple of low tier ground missions but that's it. The most significant thing he does is Vader Down but despite going head to head with Darth Vader TWICE he actually makes no gains within the rebellion. You'd assume he'd at least be a lieutenant after that if you need to build him towards a command role but he's still portrayed as being in exactly the same spot as he was five minutes after joining the rebels. Considering Red Squadron has been decimated twice over now you'd assume he'd at least be second in command by now as the second most experienced pilot there.
Shit, don't get me started on Han. I thought maybe the last issue would be his first time taking a command role but they gave that to Leia, the only character who DIDN'T get a promotion, for no obvious reason other than maybe girl power. We have no idea why Han got to be a general so important that Finn was taught about him out of the half a dozen we see in ANH but he doesn't seem to be doing anything to earn his reputation.
It's not just that nothing happens, but that Marvel is hugging the status quo for that nothing super fucking hard. Sometimes the gang is joined by a wacky guest character but no matter what they do they're essentially frozen in place forever.
Jaxon Mitchell
Any idea of when you'll finish it?
Easton Robinson
>50 minutes of Plinkett ranting about clickbait and Ring Theory Jesus Christ, this is atrocious. It's so desparate and whiny and hypocritical. I like the Prequel Plinkett vids, but this new one is shit. They should have spent the time making more Beat of the Worsts.
James Davis
Why did Padme look so fucking ugly, old and decrepit later in the series? Sometimes Ashoka looked like she was 80, as well.
Nicholas Moore
Not quite sure, I'm also writing a few not so lewd snippets like this.
>She bit his ear again. He was hers.
>The sound of his zipper being pulled down made his knees weak again.
>She liked that.
>There would be times when she would just grind against him, through his pants and he would be reduced to a panting, wet mess. Others where her grip and her strokes had been too difficult for him to endure and him having to make it up to her, for ruining her skirt. >Other times, with him bound down, her towering above him, making him beg for it and repeating that yes, he had been a good boy and he had not touched himself, just like she ordered him to.
>He was the one all desperate, submissive, her always in charge while he squirmed and did as he was told.
>Not that he didn’t like it. The pretty Mirialan Inquisitor knew exactly what she was doing and she always made sure they both enjoyed their time together.
Charles Flores
His penis. He's on quest to find his real legs
Hudson Phillips
You know, do you think Rogue one will make a reference to Rebels?
They have a clone wars character in it, I feel like we might get a glimpse of Zeb or somebody at some point.
Luis Hughes
I wouldn't be surprised if we hear Phoenix Squadron mentioned in regards to the Y-Wings
Jack Wilson
>She will never pound your ass into submission with her big yellow cock
Levi Johnson
But is it space legal?
Jackson Adams
What do you think, user?
Levi Cox
I tried searching for a Ventress figure, but I can't find ones that are from TCW and are good.
Jonathan Thompson
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Grayson Richardson
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Jayden Robinson
It was a 3D animated show, user. The character models are always the same except for infrequent model updates. I don't know what you're talking about.
Brandon Martin
By now I'm convinced there is a HoloNet page called 'Inquisitors do porn'
Sebastian Wood
Here you are, you weird little deviants. Pity this will sever SS-user's heart in two just like Maul did to SS.
Adam Harris
Two cute boys and both are gay? I-Impossible!
Bentley Ramirez
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Angel Wilson
But user, Mizel isn't a BOY! Don't be silly!
He self-identifies as a droid recharge socket while Ezra self-identifies as a recharge probe. Sometimes they take turns trading off their self-identities to mix things up and keep their relationship from getting stale. Meanwhile Chopper is pissed they're appropriating his droid culture but nobody cares.
Benjamin Thomas
Is there any more like this?
Brayden Long
...
Caleb Allen
These happen pretty often here, though I don't have too many saved
Don't believe that rebel scum propaganda. Ezra is still straight. He is safe and sound in her sex dungeon.
Jose Ward
But the UK Rebels comic is totally canon and says Ezra is gay. Plus SS is safely buried on Malachor under a ton of rubble. What isn't buried was eaten by owls or taken by Maul as provisions for his long journey.
Bentley Hernandez
It's not canon until it's on toy packaging.
Cameron Phillips
Delete this this instant, user...or else...
Logan Roberts
Checkmate loser
Robert Moore
When you think about it you could really cook Inquisitors in their own hats. So convenient for Maul!
Robert Powell
That's a fake user. This is the real one.
Joseph Howard
It's a moot point, the orange warning on the left confirms that Ezra CANONICALLY has a small penis
Parker Sullivan
...
James Perry
Well I guess that settles it, better update the Wook.
Ah, shit. This is why the tier list was a good thing.
Jonathan Miller
...
Ethan Cruz
Well, he could still be the bottom in their relationship.
Aiden Stewart
D-double dubs confirm?
Julian Hughes
This is wrong, but it's still not good for Ezra
Jaxson Butler
We all know that is fake because the Rebels Recon for The Future of the Force had Dave relay to us that Seventh Sister is in lesbians with Ahsoka, which is why Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ashley Eckstein were making out in the background of the interview.
Joshua Nguyen
Does it matter which side of the force I use?
Parker Hill
What if Ahoka also has a dick? A feminine one
Jaxon Ross
Wow, so Ezra managed to add a whole extra 3cm to his wingus. So impressed. Much dong.
Adam Lopez
It may not be what he wanted, but it definetly is what she wanted.
Kayden Sanchez
r34 of Graballa the Hutt and Naare when?
Luke Adams
Only if Ahsoka finds the Bible Black of the Sith under that Temple. Knowing Dave he WOULD keep it on the other side of the wolf stargate.
Gavin Powell
Maul is not looking too well these days
Dominic Reyes
Where do Holocrons come from anyways? Does the Jedi create their own and the Sith their own? How does fusing them to gain unlimited knowledge make any sense at all? And why wouldn't everyone do that?
Christian Anderson
>And why wouldn't everyone do that?
because all the holocrons were kept by the crotchety old bitch so it wasn't worth the effort
Nicholas Taylor
kek true
Aiden James
>spherical sized SPHERICAL
Jack Parker
Yesterday I got the Black Series Death Trooper from Walmart and ordered Adventures in Wild Space 4, Complete Locations, and both Rebels Visual Guides off Amazon.
Sebastian Morgan
From the thumbnail that looks like a hand puppet of Ventress with tiny little arms.
Jason Bell
I had one, then my younger brother destroyed it and used the pieces to make a claw gauntlet like the predator uses, I was so fuck mad and am still salty to this day.
Still got this glorious fucker though.
Thomas Jones
Because one holocron is steeped in the dark side, the other in the light side. Fuse them and they even out to True Neutral, the canonical strongest side of the Force!
But seriously, it's because Sith Holocrons are pretty damn rare. Sith typically are jealous about their secrets and most were destroyed between the Sith/Jedi war and especially in the Jedi victory. Sidious has some of the only artifacts of the Sith, but lost a lot of those thanks to Lando (The Blackstar Warrior!).
As we saw, Sith Holocrons cannot be opened with the Light Side just as Jedi Holocrons cannot be opened by the Dark. Maul couldn't do jack shit with Kanan's. Ezra opening the Sith Holocron required the Dark Side, which is a pretty big deal.
So basically this requires two people who are mortal enemies to use relatively rare items (especially on the Sith side) to willingly work together. The moment Ezra stopped cooperating the vision was lost. It requires both people to work towards a common goal, and presumably willingly rather than just the Dark Sider forcing the Light Sider to cooperate. They both have to want it.
So as you can guess, pretty damn hard to pull off. Also it's exceptionally dangerous. Remember the Bendu's warning. You can see the future, fate, but knowing means you can disrupt it. If Maul fucks with Obi-Wan and Luke then there goes destroying the Death Star, the Empire wins, Sidious survives, and Darth Vader is never redeemed. So basically it doesn't help as much as you think. While it's cool to know the future, the future is always in motion, meaning an event you see now is set - unless you fuck it up. Even trying to help it along or protect this future you can fuck it up.
Evan Robinson
Presumably Ventress could have done it after she more-or-less redeemed. Ezra and Kanan can keep doing it since they kept both holocrons and Ezra can open the Sith one. However it's so dangerous it's hardly like they're going to keep doing it every week. I imagine they will eventually have to do it again OR destroy the Sith Holocron to ensure it cannot be done again even by themselves. I suspect the Sith Holocron will have to be destroyed anyway, especially since on its own it represents a danger past ROTJ since it can teach people to be Sith given it's seemingly intelligent.
Benjamin Rodriguez
Plus I think it screws the pooch. What is worse, two opposing people knowing the same secret when ultimately they'll work against each other or one killing the other so only one side knows? Either one can fuck shit up, even if they don't mean to.
Bentley Mitchell
How is the Black Series Death Trooper?
I was thinking whether to get that or First Order Stormtrooper, Elite series tomorrow.
Josiah Thomas
It's pretty good. The legs are a little too skinny so it falls easily but it comes with 2 guns and a gun holster so I would say it's a good purchase.
Isaac Wilson
They're already broken.
Nicholas Jackson
I thought the Sith holocrons in the Archives were clever fakes.
Jaxson Sullivan
Looks like they've reformed themselves to me. You're saying they actually closed back up into their original shapes yet broke all the glass? Doesn't seem likely.
Levi Torres
That's obviously where both Maul and Ezra became super excited and sprayed pee during their vision. It's just illuminated by the glow of the holocrons. Duh, man. You suck at this.
Jayden Flores
I think they're broken too.
Which would make it a one time thing and another cost for why it's so rarely done.
Isaac Cook
>Do you recommend these Yes. The next HC collects Lando, Chewbacca, and Leia and after that is a collection of Kanan.
Xavier Phillips
Two hardbacks. Second one is going to be thick
Dominic Smith
Just as the Holocron light temporarily restored Kanan's sight it temporarily restored Maul's ability to pee himself! Deepest lore!
It would remove both Holocrons from play, both potentially able to teach someone the ways of either a Jedi or Sith respectively. That's honestly not a bad thing, canonically. Though it would be odd if after the explosion that pushed them apart it turns out that the holcrons reformed themselves and then suffered much weaker internal explosions that blew their glass/crystal/whatever out just about a foot.
Still it would be easier to show the holocrons destroyed this way rather than make new ones.
Nicholas Long
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Nathaniel Roberts
Black Series Rex.
Julian Powell
The writer of Rogue One is doing a couple of episodes so yes
Sebastian Howard
Any idea which episodes?
Samuel Ward
I've always felt that Dooku's last words should have gone something like this.
Dooku: Treachery is the way of the Sith Anakin: I am no Sith Dooku: (slight smile) not yet
Nicholas Clark
He wrote the next episode
Carter Gutierrez
...
Jackson Ward
At most someone will say Ghost crew or something I doubt it would be much more
Henry Fisher
...
Sebastian Young
Probably not because they don't want to show that there still is a Ghost Crew. They typically keep their works separate enough for dramatic purposes. Of course it could be any Ghost Crew, but still. They could namedrop Phoenix Squadron as part of the fighting force that will attack the Empire to create the distraction to steal the Deathstar plans (we know multiple groups besides Dodonna's took part) but Thrawn could destroy all of Phoenix Squad this season. Or not.
I think the more likely reference is someone mentioning Fulcrum since it's already an inherited codename. Which reminds me, this Saturday we get to see Fulcrum finally recruit Wedge, first mentioned in Aftermath.
Caleb Collins
Oh hey look, you can see the verticle line where SS-user had to glue her back together!
Cooper Watson
Chopper will appear in the background on the Rebel base
Adrian Lopez
>ss posting is still a thing
Benjamin Lee
But Chopper becomes Snoke
Blake Flores
But we already decided that the sarlacc is Snoke.
Nathan Clark
says the dumb frog poster
Evan Jackson
Oh shit I am sold
But the Amazon page says it contains;
>Star Wars: Vader Down 1, >Star Wars 13-14, >Darth Vader 13-15, >Darth Vader Annual 1, >Darth Vader 16-19
So Volume three will be 20-25, right? Although that seems way smaller than the first two volumes, so I don't know...
Julian Torres
Oh right
Julian Thomas
>posts one frog >LOLL PEEPEE DUMB FROGPOSTER
>posts ss every fucking day >s'cool when we do it XDD
end yourself, niggerfaggot
Elijah Evans
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Liam King
woah, I just got BTFO....... really made me think.............
Julian Hernandez
He really got you
Aiden Thompson
>Bendu a cute
Adrian King
So we don't loose this silly masterpiece.
Nathaniel Martin
eh, I dunno. kind of feel like it would have been better going with an Auralnauts theme.
John Smith
>mfw I post SS and other anons start argueing
This is not what I wanted.
Austin Bennett
>better update the Wook. Don't worry, the Wook is aware. Always aware.
Parker Kelly
Black Series Kanan (Sweet work discounts brah) and the PS2 port of Force Unleashed
Jeremiah Martinez
SS loves boipussy aswell
Jackson Rodriguez
$120 Star Wars Battlefront Ultimate Edition
Ian Jackson
put your trip back on cAnon
Ian Brooks
I'm not cAnon, but this thread has convinced me we could be the same person
Hudson Lopez
I stopped watching Rebels after the Zed planet episode in Season 2. Is it better now?
Luke Campbell
Only if your taste improved.
Christian Johnson
No
Christopher Lee
>what is a vacuum?
Isaac Mitchell
Space isn't a vaccum in Star Wars.
Daniel Miller
According to test screening rumors, Hera and the Ghost get mentioned.
Dylan Ortiz
This is actually very plausible since the Rebels team has a life size Chopper and for whatever reason they sent it to the UK recently (where Rogue One is being filmed at the time of the reshoots).
Charles Ortiz
Chopper confirmed for Brexit
Gabriel Clark
FARAGE/CHOPPER 2020 MAKE BRITAIN BANTZ AGAIN
Jayden Phillips
They sent it there for Celebration. Also, I don't think they'd use it for a movie since it looks like it's right out of the cartoon. If they were going to have Chopper for a movie, I think they'd make a more realistic looking version.
Eli Anderson
/ss/ a SHIT I wanna see Ezra with Sabine, Hera, or Kanan
Chase Ortiz
The real model they used for BB-8 looked pretty shit and most of it's shots in TFA were touched up with CGI anyway.
Grayson Nelson
Han didn't become a general until after he got rescued from Jabba in ROTJ, and there's 3 years in between ANH and ESB for Luke to finally get somewhere
Carson Cook
>CGI can turn toon looking chopper into real looking chopper What
Christopher Baker
The sooner /ss/posting ends, the better. It stopped being funny and enjoyable a few dozen threads ago. It's just stale now.
Kevin Wilson
>What's your latest Star Wars merchandise purchase, /swco/? Lego Star Wars Keychain, for the free Revan figure.
I'm not buying anything else Star Wars related until Black Series Revan drops.
Jeremiah King
This. It's borderline avatarfagging at this point.
Brandon Lee
Can someone sauce me on the comic for this? All I know is that it's Revan and Malak.
Adam Reyes
Fucking these. This guy has been here every single thread to post the same exact pictures with the same exact responses every single day for the past year. It's annoying as fuck at this point.
Not to mention that he posts shitty cropped porn all the time and once flirted with an actual little boy.
Josiah Powell
I like my Imperial shuttles the way I like my women.
Black and spread the fuck open.
James Foster
It's the comic Knights of the Old Republic. It's a prequel comic about a Jedi and his friends getting involved in the Mandalorian Wars. Malak shows up a few times but Revan only appears once or twice.
Nicholas Sanchez
Does anyone have the page from the Marvel Star Wars comic where blind Luke beats up Boba Fett on Tatooine?
>Revanfags continue to be BTFO The pain train has no brakes!
Jose Gomez
Likely it's just delayed. Hasbro's done this before.
Chase Green
Prequel comic for KoR
It's starts off fucking GOAT then goes downhill near the end
Logan Ramirez
inb4 they cancel this one to make a new more canon-accurate one
REVANS COMING BACK BOYS
Dylan Thomas
Regardless, they'd still need to make an entirely separate prop. It's not just a matter of detailing. The proportions and shape would have to be adjusted. Just look at Clone armor in TCW compared to the more realistic versions for the movies.
David Adams
Luke is a Lieutenant in Heir to the Jedi, and a Commander in ESB (Han is also a Commander in ESB). That's one promotion in the next 2.5 years.
I'm not sure why Solo goes from Commander, a naval rank, to General, an army rank two ranks higher, considering he did absolutely nothing between ESB and RotJ. Lol, maybe his carbonite nap got him a "posthumous" double-promotion.
Adam Johnson
>adds titays Canon-accurate indeed
Angel Reed
I do need a new Sith waifu
Jayden Perez
You'd also have to compare Chopper's Rebels model with R2-D2's Rebels model from that one episode he was in.
Dylan Anderson
>it's an empty box
Hudson Kelly
The Clone Wars S6: >You're experiencing drag... in the vacuum of space?
>Over at Disneyland, fiscal year 2017 will be the year the Rivers of America and Disneyland Railroad return to service in their newly re-routed formats. And July of 2017 is the month that newly upgraded Fantasmic! 2.0 debuts with a new plot involving all new characters, sets and technology. By next summer the massive show buildings for Star Wars will be rising into the air, as TDA continues to battle with WDI creative execs over the operational direction of the new land.
>WDI wants to leapfrog the competition at Universal Studios by creating an immersive Star Wars environment that is more akin to Renaissance Faire cosplay than a theme park land. Shops and dining would be hyper-themed and operated like elaborate dinner theaters and living history museums. When it comes to the two E Ticket rides, visitors would be guided through long plot-filled stories that take them through multiple environments before they board their ride vehicles. In the case of the Millennium Falcon ride, code-named Big Bird at WDI, the experience would involve moving between multiple pre-show theaters setting up the plot and what tasks you must complete once you board the Falcon and launch into space. And if you fail at your assigned tasks, a happy ending is not a guarantee.
Luis Ward
Commander isn't a rank in the Army, but it is a title.
Adam Diaz
>In the case of the Stormtrooper Battle Escape ride, code-named Alcatraz, WDI wants you to rush to your wireless and trackless vehicle and board and then disembark and re-board the vehicles on different levels of the massive ride building several times during the course of a long experience, all while under attack by Stormtroopers. The pit currently being dug deep into the ground on the Alcatraz site is required for the elevator mechanism that will make the multi-level ride possible. Imagine riding Pirates of the Caribbean, but getting off your boat in the caverns to explore the skeletal remains, getting back in your boat quickly when you hear Barbosa attacking the fort, sailing along until you get out of your boat a second time in the auction scene to interact with the panicky townsfolk for a while, then re-board your boat quickly when the fire breaks out to escape by sailing through the rides finale’. As an additional point of reference, Disneyland’s Pirates has 75 animatronic figures, but Alcatraz will have over 150 animatronic Stormtroopers alone, plus additional animatronic Star Wars characters from the tiny to the gargantuan. With Star Wars, WDI wants to blow your mind when it comes to what you think a Disneyland ride can do and how you interact with it.
Only downside is the two rides would end up being fairly low capacity
Bentley Diaz
I would say it's most likely the other way round, references to Rogue One in Rebels, however someone asked that question to Pablo on Twitter and he basically answered "Dude the movie is out in 3 months just wait", so i'd say we will probably small references to Rebels in Rogue One
Andrew Allen
Just purchased a shit ton of the new Marvel series. >Vader Down >Lando mini series >C-3PO oneshot (my favorite out of them all) >issues 1-11 of the new star wars >issues 1-6 of the Vader series Oh and I dropped $200 on the new tabletop game for my group to play from time to time.
Asher Carter
>tfw too poor to go to Disneyland
Brody Campbell
In Star Wars ships move through space like they would attempt to move through a fluid, some ships even have controls surfaces and use them in space. Some ships require stabilizers, in spite of the fact that there's no rotational force being applied to them to need one, or even a way for the stabilizer to counter that force.
Star Wars space travel doesn't fucking give a shit it does whatever the fuck it wants.
Jason Long
>And if you fail at your assigned tasks, a happy ending is not a guarantee.
If you die on the ride, you die for real.
Blake Rodriguez
>Star Wars themed ride at Action Park
Xavier Young
Nah man, you get kicked out of the park with no refund
Wyatt Parker
that's a good trick
Carter Torres
Have you guys considered the possibility to give away free Revan Lego figures because they didn't plan to make him canon and needed to get rid of all the Revan figures they made in case he was gonna become canon
Mason Russell
Or more likely they saw the preorder data for the Hasbro Black Series Revan, realized that he's still very popular in 2016, then decided to use that popularity to sell Lego products because they've likely been losing customers due to them making their products more expensive lately.
Jordan Sullivan
It wouldn't make a difference. Lego still makes stuff based on non-canon work.
Elijah Cruz
They probably just had a bunch left over. And people want them, so they used the figure as an incentive to buy the new Lego stuff.
Is Wedge being part of the Empire something exclusive to new canon, or was it in the EU as well?
Ayden Davis
>Implying Wedge would sully his body with that filthy whore
Nicholas Wright
Yet he would rather fuck Mother of the Year in Aftermath: Life Debt.
Luke Long
>Pablo Hidalgo joins the cast of Star Wars Rebels as himself Meta
Jeremiah Phillips
You're right, he's saving himself for Janson
Adam Robinson
>We may very well see Biggs get recruited >He might even be a part of the cast for a while >but then he'll go off and never be seen again
Michael Campbell
Pablo will make sure Revan becomes female.
Josiah Barnes
>Mission Space w/ Falcon >Stormtrooper Escape >Drone based lightsaber training
And cautiously hyped.
Meh. The figure looks nice. That's all that matters to me
Adrian Long
You blame feminists, I blame china. There's no way this movie would have let Disney tap into China's evergrowing movie consumers if a black lead was a romantic interest.
Cooper Flores
If you have friends who live nearby, play X-Wing Miniatures.
You're obviously aware of who said it, user. You do realize even if he managed to recanonize her she'd have a dick
Jacob Perez
Revan as the first trap in canon.
I'm ok with this.
Ethan Morris
Sabine wants something Wedged inside her.
Bentley Ross
entirely a new canon thing
Caleb Garcia
We're never going to get a series with the Imperials as the protagonists, are we?
Dylan Reyes
Considering what happens later, she finds a bigger wedge.
I'm always up for a little Imperial propaganda.
Tyler Moore
>I'm always up for a little Imperial propaganda Like pin-ups?
Jayden Nguyen
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Cameron Garcia
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Evan Ward
Dogfight focused story taking place during the final days of the GCW. A lone Star Destroyer and its crew fight desperately for survival against growing Rebel forces. All this complete with suicidal dogfight ending, just like Area 88.
Kevin Green
I always wanted to see Sith or another dark sider crushing hearth instead choking
Parker Moore
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Austin Rodriguez
Either Kenobi or Anakin. Afterall, most people dont know that Anakin is Darth Vader
Aaron Sanders
Why would Maul care about Anakin, though?
Easton Nguyen
So Kallus won't be the new Fulcrum.
Gabriel Cox
I don't see how that clip rules him out. We know Wedge sent a message, and from the trailer Fulcrum apparently received it and passed it on to the other rebels.
Chase Jenkins
Oh thank god. My Imperial husbando remains pure.
Parker Phillips
Huh. is Rogue Squadron's origin set in the new canon?
What if they got the name because they're all ex-Imperial pilots?
Brody Torres
I thought he was an imperial pilot in the old EU then immediately jumped ship when the empire killed his family in collateral damage in a planetary purge?
Brayden Harris
Why not?
Joshua Cooper
Zeb looks even more fake than the cartoon
Hudson Jackson
>hera's soft womanly skin getting sweaty under those coveralls all day
Dylan Gutierrez
Either: >"husbando" stays pure, or >muh 100% no canon conflictions now has it's first error Which would you rather have? Wendig forced Wedge's past to be "recruited by Fulcrum into the alliance"
Asher Kelly
>Rebels is announced >get excited that I'll finally have a long running Star Wars series without any Goddamn Jedi shits >Nope, mother fucking Jedi here too.
Is it so wrong to want my heroes to be normal fucking people instead of space wizard chosen ones?
Jose Howard
not that I recall. Maybe you're thinking of Tycho Celchu, also of Rogue Squadron, who quit the Empire because his family was from/on Alderaan?
Easton Williams
I bet there was a complete fuckton of defections because of that
Matthew Gutierrez
We knew way before the show started that it would have Jedi in it, why are you just now acting shocked, three years after we learned this?
Hudson Miller
They look nothing like their characters
Christian Carter
>We knew way before Speak for yourself, not for me, fag.
Connor Kelly
I prefer the reality where Kallus doesn't become Zeb's butt-buddy or the Rebel's doormat.
I think you're looking for Babylon 5.
Robert Scott
>or the Rebel's doormat. So a reality where Star Wars doesn't exist?
Cooper Ramirez
>Kallus sees how the rebels care about each other, they even save his life >the empire gave up looking for him, did not even care >the rebels were warm, the empire was cold >Kallus was shocked about Thrawn's victory over the rebels in his former system killing more civilians then rebels >he's now begun to whistleblow for the rebellion it would ruin his arc if he went back to being inspecter javert
Ethan Brown
Hera is the only one that looks good. Sabine looks too old, Ezra's head doesn't look like it fits his body, Kanan looks nothing like Kanan, and Zeb still looks like a cartoon character.
Isaiah Collins
Ezra looks like one of those JUST Brendan Fraisur pictures
Robert Wilson
So did you just learn about Rebels today or something?
Ethan Torres
I don't want that. I just don't want him going to the other extreme just like that. It's such a terrible plot device.
If you're disillusioned with capitalism, you don't just go full rabid communist in response. I'm just asking for a tiny bit of middle ground or nuance or something.
But this is Star Wars.
Gavin Stewart
Their faces are so FAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Elijah Collins
Why is Carol Danvers a stormtrooper?
Owen Johnson
not been reading the Civil War 2 issues, huh?
Aaron Robinson
>I prefer the reality where Kallus doesn't become Zeb's butt-buddy Aw, but they're perfect for each other.
Lucas Gomez
Sums up my reaction to when the show first debuted. Also, my feelings on the franchise in general.
I remember the days when the Trench Run was one of the most iconic parts of Star Wars, and you never had to see Jedi up the ass.
Adam Nelson
Has anyone?
Brandon Walker
The trench they run isn't the trench that splits the two domes of the death Star, rather it was a smaller trench located on the northern domeYour childhood was a lie
Luke Adams
>I remember the days when the Trench Run was one of the most iconic parts of Star Wars No worries friend, JJ remembered that too and included one in TFA just for you!
Cooper Jones
Considering the length of the one in Tours, I'm inclined to believe you. Though I am curious as to why most projects (mostly the games) felt the need to incorporate turns and whatnot in the design.
More like combining that with the Run from Return of the Jedi. They're using up their OT aces too fast; what will they have left for the next two Episodes?
Dominic Robinson
Why would anyone think that? The trench in the trench run is clearly much smaller..
Jordan Brooks
where the trench is can't really be placed, and in the end, doesn't matter at all.
Austin Robinson
>JJ
I hate him so much, anons.
Bentley Mitchell
>Though I am curious as to why most projects (mostly the games) felt the need to incorporate turns and whatnot in the design. More of a challenge, most likely