TONIGHT

is Ivy cute in this?

is the actress even legal?

Well I assume he went back to Arkham.

she is now.

Who cares?

In most states.

>but what they did go with wasn't really him. They shoulda used Falseface instead.
You do realize the original golden age clayface was just am actor qho made hinself look like people right?

>more red hood gang
>butch
This is gonna be a good one

He made himself look like the character he was most famous for portraying.

>flash commercial
lol

I hope Jervis is OP

Awwwww yeah, Mad Hatter time.

Why don't you kill yourself?

Auto saging already. Holy shit

Are you sure?

Why don't you?

>no more loli Ivy

Fuck this show desu senpai

Nah, we're on page 1 again.

Wait, which war did Jim fight in exactly?

Younger Ivy was way more bangable.

HERE HE IS

So this is the power of pedophilia

It's hatter time baby!

Shoutout to new york user if he's here yet.

The war, man

Come on, you know the one

not!Bruce was created by Hugo Strange for the Court of Owls as a backup plan if Bruce didn't want to cooperate.

The vague war that everyone fought in.

The one from a few years ago.

Does Cred Forums hate Lee now?

I do

He looks like the long lost brother of Adam Driver.

How is he Jervis?

Could someone recap last week's episodeplease

>Babs already wants to sic Jervis on Him

Lee's fine

Is it me or did they give this guy black contact lens? His eyes are like two pools of ink.

Why?

Prefer Vale.

I like this guy already.

That's the point.

Mad Hatter is actually going to be a cool villain, nice.

I only have space in my heart for one adult waifu, and Ivy takes it

Clone Bruce is cute! CUTE!

Can't show the two Bruces on screen at the same time

BROTHER FIVE

I KNEW YOU'D COME

No, she's just kinda....there.

Man, Bound for Glory sucked

ivy's a child.

Was Indian Hill "up North?"

Aww, it's cute to see Bruce not being ultra paranoid yet

OBSOLETE

I missed Hatter's introduction, what'd he do?

Eh, it was alright considering the circumstances

I know you're being careful Alfred, but that's a little harsh.

mentally

What's for breakfast, Cred Forums?

Damn, James!

Oh my, did Jim go beyond the Vale?

That's not the look of a man who enjoyed sex

preped a doctor to steal his wife's necklace

those legs

Jim doesn't seem to understand one night stands

Gordan misses being in a relationship

SAS training I guess

Stage hypnotism. With a touch of con artistry.

sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt

Has a drawfag done Jim as Lobo yet? Boy's got the Main Man vibe goin

>sleep with a guy
>neg him after
She's just slumming it.

Hypnotize someone to act like a chicken and nearly break their neck by balancing on the back of a chair. He is a hypnotist for hire. Like a party magician.

>James being this desperate

lmao

Fuck you Ben, how could you throw Lucius under the bus like that?

>You will never your dick on Valerie's legs

>no GCPD affiliation whatsoever
>immediately walks in

Welp.

He's probably never had one, wasn't he with Barbara right out of college

>6 months, already found a fiance

what a fucking whore

FUCK YOU WHORE FROM FIREFLY

Jim doesn't have nearly that much property damage.

Lee is a cunt confirmed.

wtf I hate Lee now

I am a hypnofetishist.

Will this episode give me an erection?

You don't think he got himself some with the war whores?

Eyy Mad Hatter doing Hatter stuff

What happened to Jim and Lee's baby?

honestly, he seems to fucking straight laced for it

At least she settled down. Jim has been bed hopping. God knows what's swimming in his shorts. Ex-GCPD with an STD.

Reverse cuckolding this time.

Miscarriage.

Oooooh, I like him already.

I don't think he's had a whore period

Man was way too golden boy at the start

>Moving on makes you a cunt.

This is why Cred Forums will be alone forever.

Thank you, missed that somehow.

Waller faked it's death to train it for the Suicide Squad

I'm maybe half joking about this

They lost it. Probably in the laundry.

She had it in secrecy and said it was a miscarriage

I need to have been in a relationship to move and from one

I ain't mad, they lovers in real life. That's all that matters.

It took her fewer than six months to get a new boyfriend and agree to marry him.

6 fucking months son, last time it took dating her for over a year and knocking her up before she said yes to Jim

Cred Forums is where the bitter and alone come and whine about "cunts" they never had.

Nu-Male spotted

That was a Damn cool commercial.

>yfw her fiance is the Mad Hatter and she's hypnotized or not hypnotized

Wait, what if Tetch is the guy that hypnotized Butch for Penguin in S1?

We Mad Hatter now

t. Stacy

o shi nigga

So I guess that guy really wanted to kill his wife and himself?

Jesus! That seems like overkill. Why not just hypnotize them to move far away and never mention him to anyone?

Damn Jarvis, that's cold

Jervis is a cold cold an

Babadook in human form?

Alice is really Gordon.

Thats some pretty strong hypnotism.

oh, they're keeping Hatter doing his rhyming thing....this might get old fast-

>order his mind slave to bury his wife alive than kill himself

but I might be willing to tolerate it if he keeps this up

CUTE ALICE

Who's this chick?

doesn't jervis usually use some device for his mind control?

>he doesnt like the rhyming

this is Cred Forums, we're all nu males here.

I'M A TOYDARIAN, MIND TRICKS DON'T WORK ON MEH

Wait is that Ivy? Why does she look like shit now?

Then it wouldn't be Gotham.

No one gets off easy in this city.

FUUUUUUCK

Oh, it was Ivy.

Didn't recognize her without the toight dress.

Woah what the fuck?

Who is she?

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

I like how Penguin just keeps showing up to crowds to protest things.

Old creepy armenian man is great.

Why is Butch still working with Penguin?

MADMAN

Alice kind of thicc

if it was one episode it would be ok, but he's a season long villain, he needs to keep up his creative kill count to make it tolerable all season

This Penguin subplot feels familiar.

His gf dumped him, he has nothing else to do.

Penguin is great overall in Gotham.

No, that was Zsasz.

That wasn't mind control, it was just classic torture-induced brainwashing.

I love Penguin's spats.

Mayor Penguin

Penguin for President

Did Penguin whiten his teeth?

If Penguin becomes mayor, does that make Butch the First Lady of Gotham?

VOTE FOR COBBLEPOT

MGGA

MAKE GOTHAM GREAT AGAIN!

no you blind shits that was Jervis' sister, looks like she's been Indian Hilled

but it is weird that all of Ivy's powers are spread around different characters

RENT?

The Penguin trying to become the mayor of Gotham?
Nah mate.

They did it in the 1960s show and in Batman Returns, and in the Animated Series tie in comic.

>read expert opinions on whether Oswald is capable of being mayor at [website]

Better choice than Trump.

He ain't gonna be season long, I'll tell you that for free

Ohhhhhh...the deadly kiss threw me off.

Okay then.

Kobelput 2016

Make Gotham great again

in literally every one of his incarnations and versions he's run for mayor, it's kind of his thing

>Gotham
>Internet
I wonder about that

And he was already Mayor in Johns Earth One

wtf i love lucifer now

Roastie detected.

Actually I heard that they're broken up

what if he fucked peter ?????

WE BATMAN RETURNS NOW

nooooooooooooo they had a kid and shit, she cheated on her husband for him wtf

His daughter wouldn't stand for it.

We were already that last season with Daddy Pee Wee.

>Skip the Landlord

I've heard nothing, but if so then she truly is a whore, she already left her first husband for Ben, who'd she fuck around with this time?

The perfect start to a great, stable relationship.

>Literal shadowboxing

Someone should make a campaign poster for Cobby.

Oh shit he has super reflexes!

Alfred getting salty.

OH FUCK OH FUCK HE'S A TALON APPRENTICE

OI, WHERE'D YA LEARN THAT YA BLOODY TWAT?!?

Nope.

Bruce v AltBruce

too evenly matched

Holy cow, did the kid who plays Bruce grow even more? Puberty is making him shoot up like a rocket.

If we want a murderous gangster for President we'd vote for Hillary.

Here's the article:
gothamchronicle.com/?p=555

>Can The Penguin Make Gotham Great Again?

He had one in some set pics.

Alfred just had to get him back kek

>Bruce getting jealous

Bruce looks cute with his hair mussed like that

Batman is going to be seven feet tall.

Tea with burbon?

Oh man, I love that 60s hairdo

>give him the money now

Trusting soul, isn't he?

oh jesus he's already got him under mind control doesn't he?

This is all a little on the nose.

Oh wait, this is Gotham.

Never mind.

That's actually cool. Batman will actually look intimidating inside and outside the cowl.

Oswalt Cobbelpott for Mayoe

Make Gotham Great Again

The better to terrify the cowardly and superstitious lot.

>Make Gotham Safe Again

loooooooooool

>MAKE GOTHAM SAFE AGAIN

You should just tell her Bruce. She'd understand.

Any chance they'll market these? I'd actually put one up in my place

>Would you kindly...

I liked his old campaign sign

>again

WHEN WAS IT EVER?

Time for Parent Trap shenanigans

WE'RE GONNA BUILD AN ASYLUM, AND THE FREAKS ARE GONNA PAY FOR IT

Bruce looks like a romance giant next to Selina oh shit they're holding hands

OUR GIRL SELINA

>Make Gotham Safe Again
Was anyone even alive during such a time?

I'm sure the people there day one were safe right?

Love is over.

WE'RE GONNA BUILD AN UMBRELLA, AND MAKE METROPOLIS PAY FOR IT

YOU'RE A SELFISH SON OF A BITCH

Bruce is a great man

He's going to take over Bruce's life!

Venom Bruce is learning fast.

He honestly is.

wasn't it literally built on top of an Indian burial ground?

I'm sorry

I hate when Selina leaves, but I love watching her go

Bruce you retard

Don't several continuities basically have Gotham built on a hellmouth?

I'M SORRY

Or haunted by a demon, yeah.

Jervis isn't short and ugly enough for my tastes but still a great character.

I actually heard these in Devito's Penguin voice

It's actually an Apokoliptian weapon.

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL, AND MAKE STRANGE PAY FOR IT!

>looks at camera and smiles

>Bruce 2 is going to taste the cat pussy before the real Bruce

Everyone on Gotham has to be fuckable. As per the law.

MGSA

Thats his Indian Hill power: fourth wall awareness.

I thought it was cursed

Or built on an Indian graveyard. And so far this show has implied 2/3 of those.

Bruce clone is bad news, how surprising.

Bruce is going to get cucked by his own clone.

>you might be wondering how i got in this situation

Is Bruce a fucking retard?

Most of Gotham's villains are relatively good looking.

Dat kitty ass, again

it's young mad hatter

ivy's boobs

Yeah he kind of is. All the crime solving skills in the world don't make up for bad judgement calls.

It's a very nice ass.

...

...Gonna need a webm and caps of that ladder scene.

Gah! You got it backwards! It's "I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."

No, but he gets obsessed easily

If Selina had shown up before the clone he would have just had Alfred deal with it until he'd found Ivy

Gordon's a real Bat-Man

What? this fight was totally unnecessary

what kind of fucking Gotham goon doesn't know how to take someone out with a single bat strike?

God damn Jim.

Wasn't that the same place where firefly cooked her siblings?

>are you James Gordon?
>I used to be.

GOTHAM!

Gee, I wonder if this is Lee's fiance

>Jim's eye twitch

Awkwaaaaard...

>Lee's fiance

KEKED

>just start beating up some random fucking guy

IT'S A ME!

>Time to teach you some manners
literally what for?

oh wow, fuck this arrogant shit

>tfw your ex girlfriend's fiance tells you to take your shirt off before sewing together an open wound

awkward

Mario and Lee? Geez.

>It
>That thing

>All that talk of throwing him out like he's trash

Fuck this dude, he looks like a killer

tfw you cuck Jim

Yeah, that was literally just a fight seen to have one.

Bingo.

I bet he's the one that also help her get through the miscarriage.

Jim no! That doctor works for intergang and just put a chip in your head!

Jim, that was a bit uncalled for.

God damn right it is. Look at that thing. and she /fit/ too. Pefect waifu.

Fuck. Thanks user. I'll fix it next week

Oh, that silly Jim!

>hey doc why do my stitches spell cuck

Damn that is one cool suit.

>Steal a guys fiance
>bring it up with him

This guy won't survive in Gotham

Holy shit, it really is Clinton v Trump.

>I represent the Italian American Defamation League! And this really cheese my cannoli!

>even the old ladies are with Penguin

Top kek

HOLY KEK

"I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you. Oh, and welcome to Gotham. No, I'm not kidding. I know places where they will never find the body."

LOL

oh lordy, this is gonna end with his head in a box

BASED PENGUIN

this is some fucking Nick Fury level planning

He's a Gotham bar owner.

They're dicks.

BASED PENGUIN

Jesus Christ Penguin!

BASED PENGUIN

This is fucking hilarious

I'm pretty sure Lee's husband is 200% evil.

Oh fuck, watching Mr Robot and forgot Gotham.

Fuck

Since when the fuck did the Mayor have this much power?

hahahahahahahahahah

HAHAHA BEST SCENE

Except this Clinton actually has confidence

MADMAN

I love this! I love when Gotham goes gangster. Old ladies with heavy arms will never go out of style.

Dancers, gymnasts and skaters. All have great asses.

so you think she doesn't want to hurt her brother, or he's a fucking monster?

Madness Virus

Wait is she Black Alice?

>Sometimes I like to watch you sleep.

No, Evil Bruce! Not your beautiful hair!

Well, he is Falcone's son.

In anime, cutting your hair is a sign of character growth.

He probably wants to use her blood for crime purposes.

no idea what thats from, but im gonna throw a hail mary and guess its the simpsons

Pick two and get a free extra choice

he's always had it, too bad all the power in the world doesn't mean shit against a determined and motivated Gotham crazy

She's wearing the Hot Topic Boots, so yes.

No, Hatter just needs an Alice to obsess over as he always does.

Yes.

Kek almighty, this show's the best

You would be correct.

Real Bruce goes to a high end stylist. Spends a hundred dollars on a cut. Fake Bruce does it himself. Ends up with the same exact haircut. Talons are secretly salon experts.

HOLY SHIT HE IS

I don't think you have enough money to go to Mars, NGC.

Wait, did that peanut butter jar just get cuucked?

>clowns are threatening to attack local Maryland schools

Dear God...

Google Richard Daley of Chicago

Reverse cuckolding too

Kek, and my local news was talking about a clown getting shot for scaring children

What kinda clowns?
Killer Clowns from Outer Space?
Insane Clown Posse?

in american literature it usually means losing ones identity

A friend was chased at her bustop by one at my high school. It's a freaky situation.

Are these guys at the bank fags?

CAMPAIGN MANAGER RIDDLER

oh fuck he's going to bust out Riddler and make him his campaign manager

I need to find me a dancer girlfriend then.

Real clowns.

Its a damn epidemic.

girls were talking about killer clowns on my walk

WTF is with all the fucking clowns lately.

Biblical, really. Samson and Delilah.

YES
BEST DUO IS BACK

oh shit werner herzog

Penguin is best boyfriend.

Eddie? EDDIE!

>Barb under hypnosis

surprised this is work-

>madly in love with me

oh fuck this is gonna go south fast

remove your dress

Damn man, I gotta learn that trick...

I highly recommend it. Some of the best sex I ever had was with a 4'8" burlesque dancer.

KEK

Oh Gotham

Nice

"Madly" means different things for Babs, buddy.

How do you have a "best sex"? I haven't even had any

Please tell me there's some sort of tech at work because it should not be this easy to hypnotize people

Wisdom and age.

>ordering a guy to kill himself instead of having him find your sister

JIM NOOOO

(you)

>Raining
>not a drop of water on Jervis or Jim

FUCKING MAGIC!

>tfw Barbara will never murder you

Share your wisdom and age please

I was kind of hoping we'd get a running gag of their "partnership" where Jim keeps interrupting Tetch when he tries for the hypnosis

well in comics that would be the case, but who knows how Gotham is gonna spin it

I hope so, but it's Gotham, so probably not.

Remember, it also means i've have worst sex. :(

JUST LET ME BEE MYSELF

The pocket watch and maybe contact lenses

It is and it isn't this easy to hypnotize anyone. But obviously it isn't like in comicland.

Ugh... That commercial just makes me think of Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad

The same song played in the trailer

I don't care for the sex I just want someone to love and talk to and be close with

A MAN CHOOSES

You already got three (you)s, stop this

>Mariah Carey's tits
Dang

Jim, would you kindly?

A SLAVE OBEYS

It's not. But you can do some form of this in real life. Only you can't force people to jump off buildings or murder unless they already want to do it anyway. But giving suggestions? Make them cluck like chicken? If they want to anyway, you can make them do it.

>Maria in a unitard for a song recording

not complaining but why?

OH FUCK ALICE

Garbage song for a garbage movie

Jervis is way too overpowered.

A little bit, yeah.

>But giving suggestions? Make them cluck like chicken? If they want to anyway, you can make them do it.

Of course, with the power of suggestion it is amazing how much you can make people want something.

Jim's back to his harem of lolis in season 1 I see

He's a straight up metahuman here.

wow Jim, that's cold as fuck

I really thought it was going to be Barb that saved Jim

Read his time with the Secret Six, you don't even know the half of it.

Its the Ozzie and Eddie Show!

yea but he's also arrogant and maybe a smidge retarded

Nygma cleared of Donkeybrains

Penguin doesnt forget about his niggas.

pengbro

Penguin is cute CUTE!

Hypnotism is pretty unreliable in real life.

THE BROMANCE NEVER DIES

>Penguin popping out of the fucking window

yaaaas Penguin and Eddie together again

>Penguin creates the revolving door Arkham policy

GET IN WE'RE DOING GOTHAM STUFF

An Arkham tradition.

The most adorable sociopath ever.

Damn I missed Falcone

DAD?!

MARIO FALCONE?!

What a tweest!

Poor Mario won't live to see season 4. Calling it.

Falcone 2 Electric Boogaloo

>breaks up with Jim over his connection with the underworld
>literally about to marry into the Falcone family

exile or not she's a fucking hypocritical whore

Oh thank God I miss the season 1 gangsters.

i watched the first 6 eps or so a couple years back and thought it was unbearable besides the penguin

when does this show get good? could i skip to it without missing anything?

Man they did not sit on that for long, did they

Well at least she's used to her boyfriend doing shady illegal stuff.

Gotham does the best over the top mafiosos.

Small world, isn't it?

Hail Falcone

same, I thought she'd go see what was up

Mario won't live to see the Christmas break

IT'S VENOM BRUCE

Evil clone Bruce!

If you're not in by Baloonman, you're not in

Because some people just can't be hypnotised for some reason. And different people have different limits as to what suggestions are acceptable.

Every episode is quality from season 2 onwards. Just watch it all. It stresses me out how many great moments there are.

HAHA EVIL TWIN TIME

Gotham does some of the best noir gangsters ever.

I've seen the pilot but other than that haven't watched anything before season 3. Doing well so far.

>that Dexter music

Uh, how old is this kid again?

Gotham. Where anyone, regardless of age, can drive a car.

THAT'S NOT BRUUUUUUUCE

Clone Bruce is love with Selina

CALLING IT!

Non-clone Bruce deserves this cucking for not being completely honest with Selina from the start.

Bruce is going to cuck himself!

>Selina knows something's up

FIGURE IT OUT DAMN IT! BE CLEVER AS A CAT YOU WOMAN

IT WAS ME BRUCE

MY STREAM WENT DOWWWWWWN

oh fuck Jim's gonna go to Tigress for deprogramming

Who staying for Lucy?

He's fucking purple man

love the evil bruce theme

How the hell does Evil!Bruce know how to drive anyway?

Man, this show is great.

So, how long until we get a 'Penguin in the car window' gif?

16.

How does he know how to do any of the shit he can do

Same way he knows how to box.

Why the hell not. Pun intended.

He's either 15 or 1, depending on what the fuck he is.

The same way Simon Phoenix knows how to hack.

Yeah I am guessing Gotham show runners might have have been inspired by Kilgrave for this version of Mad Hatter.

>that restaurant scene
>supposed to be a public meeting
>the waiters, and customers were all henchmen/guards
>it looked like literally no one there was a normal person
Days like those must be great for business in Gotham

Of course he is who doesn't love Selina?

Ahhh, the classic walk into the street without looking and then get hit by a bus trick. Such a cliche.

Kek
Demolition Man is or should be a classic

...

Hm. Death took a holiday.

Calling it now, Hatter's watch is some kind of high-tech mind control device or he was in Indian Hill.

And he raped Alice.

Get in, faggot.

We're making Gotham Safe Again

Everyone in Gotham is on the take except for the Waynes and Fox. Everyone else? Crooked as a winter tree.

Doubtful on the secondary, we'd know if her blood got on him

Last season they specifically cited Alice in Wonderland as one of the books Strange was using to overwrite patients' personalities but it looks like they decided to go into a different direction.

>White woman
>exceptional ass

Lucifer is a trash show, but at least there was almost incest.

MILF! MILF! DEMON MILF!

What if he was using it on the Tweedle brothers?

>Lucifer is a trash show

You have no taste.

Who knows. Too much is in the air right now.
Shit nigga, next week can't come soon enough

>tfw going on vacation

I don't know whites value firmness over size

Whites are dumb as fuck.
Nothing special about a firm ass.

NAKED demon MILF.

This is the first episode I've seen and it sucks, she has no ass.

latina ass is ideal, just the right size while not being suffocating

At least we aren't attracted to lardasses.

Yeah, with them, White Rabbit, and the Queen of Hearts, Batman has no shortage of Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass-themed villains.

...

post demon milf pics please, I can't watch lucifer.

Love it.

>post demon milf pics please
She's only hot in context.

Is that the same kid?
Damn all these kids are growing up too fast
Is it something in the water

>Trust me, you won't find another body.
>Found another body!

They're cousins.

>laugh track

...

Where do I find demon incest stories? I would've turned earlier, but I'm turned on on.

Anyone know if/when Lucifer will be on Netflix?

>Must have gone for a wank or something

Ha.

GET IN, FAGGOT.

WE'RE MAKING GOTHAM SAFE AGAIN.

Man, this guy is an ugly crier.

Satan Eye for the Single Guy.

>Cocaine in the suit
Maybe the second season magic that boosted Gotham will work for Lucifer too

>cocaine smuggling

wow, this woman had an active life

So are we really shipping Tommy/Selina? or are we just hoping for a skeevy attempted rape scene that Bruce gets the blame for?

...

>You watching porn?

HA!

>bruce wears a black turtleneck
>Penguin runs for Mayor
>Pee Wee plays Penguins dad

when will get Selina in a black leather fetish outfit?

wouldn't mind a T-Shirt

Where are the webms of Selina's ass from this episode? :^)

...

>Cocaine in the walls
>Cartel boss in a speedo
This show is going the Gotham path for real

>cocaine in the building walls

clever

And it is GLORIOUS.

that's alot of cheese....HOW THE FUCK DID HE FIND HER SO FAST?

>She went to buy cheese for Lucy
Daww

She can hold my meat anyday.

You just need to start tossing people off high places, bridges, buildings, any high space will do, and you will be set.

Well, it is DC.

>credit card

oh I thought that was Lucy's card

Wiener envy.

Its always wiener envy.

Speaking from experience Boco?

Walked right into that one, didn't I?

I guess that's what happens when you get a power boost from the devil

>all that cheese was for mac n cheese

dawwwww

Oh shit.

>God is a dick

Hm.

That seems to be a theme with DC comics

how so, the ungrateful shit rebelled, he should have expected to die if he didn't win

Cliche 101.

In these type of shows God is always a deadbeat (Supernatural) or a dick (Lucifer) or both (Preacher).

Smug lying bitch.

Answer me this, Cred Forums, do any beautiful women get hypnotized in this ep?

>Thought it was just showing off Lucifer's strength
>It was fucking cocaine!

If a kid rebels you send him to his room or ship him off to the Army, you don't kill him.

>clowns attacking Maryland schools

Fuck man. I somehow knew this day would come.

Babs did.

...Is she hot?

no you do that when a kid throws a tanturm

when your child literally divides the fucking universe and tries to overthrow you you goddam end his ass and don't give him the chance to ever try again

If you like crazy chicks, then yeah.

I'm a hypnofetishist.

Will this episode give me an erection?

>not liking crazy chicks
Boco, I refuse to believe that even you could have taste so shit.

Hey, if she's hot enough, I'll gladly stick my dick in crazy.

Barbara....eh. Her season 3 haircut is doing her no favors.

If you have a thing for tsundere too, most likely

C-c-care to elaborate user?

Unfortunately even Gotham City at its worst can't make a woman crazy enough to let you stick your dick in her.