New Steven Universe Shorts on iTunes

itunes.apple.com/ca/tv-season/steven-universe-minisodes/id1155553857

Available now for $2.99, no mirrors yet (amerifags plz deliver)

Other urls found in this thread:

kirbycheatfurbymeat.tumblr.com/post/151314419650/i-really-love-this-show-holy-shit
youtube.com/watch?v=effrR9PVRSI
mega.nz/#start
mega.nz/#!GRM1HaiD!-bZW_QRvAgFnXKNnbJgrfQUT4sceYtvO3VJx0S4iplE
mega.nz/#!jJNWwBDB!LqEM0hMEzd4JxSnwIZCIms-3hxBE1fkUvDT3-FSuYGk
mega.nz/#!6ZVHXSjY!QHejh6p3TDHIgNrHdZPEFVWePUuTr08Yv0-7ySdk8Yg
mega.nz/#!aAFykYqJ!jPTgWo6TMyzzd5uzfQ9Un9mvmT2LfMEvKlQGqTAW1tA
mega.nz/#!SRt3QZZK!Hrrea2XKmyH0RPtt4AWN-XhF8o-XlA_6iqN8OmDmgFw
youtu.be/QdThvx0yojw
onlinevideoconverter.com/
mega.nz/#F!6x8C2YST!YBHkRDR1JlaOxe_J_SSWew
youtube.com/watch?v=20sTmmt_xmk
youtube.com/watch?v=8QmvcS4SVbg
youtube.com/watch?v=3QvFS9F13IU
youtube.com/watch?v=dfWh235K-Vo
youtube.com/watch?v=WmQhxzlmquU
soundcloud.com/thepartyaintover/la-1
youtube.com/watch?v=Um8Og6GbjUg
youtube.com/watch?v=19TBzy81Mac
youtube.com/watch?v=r8MBX-SXnmg
youtube.com/watch?v=Izaud4aXn1w
steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Still_Not_Giving_Up
youtube.com/watch?v=IFIzpaurSGM
youtu.be/5T5rCSmduaY
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>no mirrors yet (amerifags plz deliver)

Nothing on YouTube yet.

I guess somebody will have to hone up and actually buy it. This is when heroes are born.

Buying this shit faster than a quartz spindash

It better be funny

>collectively they make up a colin and jeff episode
welp that means one less colin and jeff episode this season

FUG.
Seriously though, why can't the other boarders be as good as them?
Hillary, Kat, and Amber are good too, but they always show up with Lamar or Puke.

Zuke is fine, you memeing fuck.

>Hating on the Duke

Sorry you have such shit taste, user.

you mean Katie, right? Kat's a director who has additional boards in raven/paul and hilary/zuke (and potentioal ones in every pre-ian episode) episodes and was a full blown credited boarder for Laser Light Cannon, Cat Fingers, Bubble Buddies, and alone at sea)

Someone on Tumblr posted screenshots of Gem Karaoke: kirbycheatfurbymeat.tumblr.com/post/151314419650/i-really-love-this-show-holy-shit

i bought it but i dont know how to do the thing. if you hold my hand i might upload it

youtube.com/watch?v=effrR9PVRSI
Camera recording of Video Chat.

Lapis is best gem.

... dammit, I really needed those sides.

Glad to see that Non-Zuke Lapis is still fucked up.

That would be fantastic!
What do you need help with?
Uploading it to a web server like mega.nz/#start or filedropper/ect might be best. If you upload it to youtube, your account might get banned.

>Connie's laptop
Ok, that was actually funny

>Hating Lamar
He's the best boarder for comedy episodes, as well as the best guy for Garnet scenes.

>Lapis' mirror PTSD

Steven is fast
Also , Conie have steam

My sides. Also congrats to those few fucks/artists who predicted Lapis' PTSD fueled reaction.

What games do you think she has?

>Lapis bothering to use a bat instead of just water fisting it

I think that's what got the biggest laugh out of me.

Did they move a warp pad closer to the barn?

>Connie has Age of Empires II

Noice

An user is /trash/ is posting them.

Cooking with Lion:
mega.nz/#!GRM1HaiD!-bZW_QRvAgFnXKNnbJgrfQUT4sceYtvO3VJx0S4iplE

Gem Karaoke:
mega.nz/#!jJNWwBDB!LqEM0hMEzd4JxSnwIZCIms-3hxBE1fkUvDT3-FSuYGk

Steven Reacts:
mega.nz/#!6ZVHXSjY!QHejh6p3TDHIgNrHdZPEFVWePUuTr08Yv0-7ySdk8Yg

Video Chat:
mega.nz/#!aAFykYqJ!jPTgWo6TMyzzd5uzfQ9Un9mvmT2LfMEvKlQGqTAW1tA

Last one coming up.

TF2
L4D
No dota
and i think paladins because no money for overwatch

mega.nz/#!GRM1HaiD!-bZW_QRvAgFnXKNnbJgrfQUT4sceYtvO3VJx0S4iplE
Cooking with Lion

mega.nz/#!jJNWwBDB!LqEM0hMEzd4JxSnwIZCIms-3hxBE1fkUvDT3-FSuYGk
Karaoke Gems

mega.nz/#!6ZVHXSjY!QHejh6p3TDHIgNrHdZPEFVWePUuTr08Yv0-7ySdk8Yg
CBF Reaction

mega.nz/#!aAFykYqJ!jPTgWo6TMyzzd5uzfQ9Un9mvmT2LfMEvKlQGqTAW1tA
Lapis short

mega.nz/#!SRt3QZZK!Hrrea2XKmyH0RPtt4AWN-XhF8o-XlA_6iqN8OmDmgFw
Steven's Song

decent quality here

yes

Steven can also run really fast, remember?

>Liking literal cardboarder
Lapidot's one hell of a ship, right?

no i mean like, how to convert it into a relevant video format in the first place

It's their version of Age of Empire, Crusader Kings and Civilization

So strategic "historical" games her mom would approve

>Lapis just shoves Peridot away

I dont know why thats so funny

>Civ V
>CKII
>AOE II
Connie's got patrician taste

And redpilled to boot.

She is just so perfect.

>fuck i could really go for some sushi right now

"Now for the secret ingredient..." just watch it

>NO OH GOD WHAT IS THIS SHIT

And she's gonna let Steven do anything to her when puberty officially hits.

nice

This is far exceeding legally-acceptable levels of cuteness.

I'm afraid the entire Crewniverse will have to be locked up.

Sorry, it's the law.

The L A W

Enjoy it now.
1 person in this photo will be dead by the seasons end. And her name starts with P

FUCKING SADIE'S SONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hope so...

Oh, would your testicles drop already? It's a nice song and it's fun watching the gems get into it.

Can you translate what you are saying into English?

Ah, it was bugging me that I couldn't place the song.

Pgarnet?

Clever girl...

Gonna be draw requesting Lapis doing weeaboo now.

same

Lapis needs to get off her ass and stop reading fucking manga all day

>Steven telling me he loves me
Holy shit why am i such a colossal faggot

>Steven's snake tongue.gif

>The cover isn't on the back of the book.

Not if you're illiterate.

Imagine what else he can do with his shapeshifting.
Connie is one lucky nerd.

>this song is called Still not giving up
>mfw

nEEEUUURRD

Clearly he's talking about parappa the rapper.

I was going to purchase these to support the show, but hell, the latest version of itunes doesn't seem to be working on Windows 10.

Megas it is.

It's the Tokyopop print. Lapis' suffering is eternal.

>it's colin and jeff
I guess that means that between Onion Gang and next episode (assuming it's a raven and paul episode) is exactly where these shorts fall in production order
neat

how does steven's taste stack up?

Steel Cog / Metal Gear
Pikemen 2 / Pikmin 2
[something] Battlers (I feel like that's been mentioned on the show before?)
Lue's Estate / Luigi's Mansion
Smash Pals Scuffle / SSB
Spacehog(?) Adventure / Sonic Adventure
Forever Darkness / Eternal Darkness

Same exact taste I have. Shocked Pearl lets him have Metal Gear,

this really made me love lapis a whole lot more

Spacehog adventure is literally Starfox adventure, ya know the one that introduced krystal.

Is this their way of making sure we don't kill ourselves during the hiatus?

Lapis is likable when Zuke isn't writing for her.

Gem Karaoke

youtu.be/QdThvx0yojw

Augh, fuck, of course it is. That makes more sense.

>"I can't wait for the next episode!"
>"Whenever that is, am I right?"
>pic related

Okay can someone please put them in one download because like come the fuck on why wouldn't i want them all

Could be spacedog.

I googled online video converter (so you don't have to download a program) and got this
onlinevideoconverter.com/
What format is it in? Which folder does it go into after downloading?

Part of me hopes it is like that clip of Pearl's VA singing karaoke and someone did art for it,
But a legit version.

dear god no

Zuke writes her fine. Lapis has always been obsessively loyal to Steven, minus the one time she tried to murder him.

Awesome song. Decent episode. Cred Forums is dumb.

Zuke Lapis and Everyone elses Lapis are 2 different characters. Zuke is a fine writer but she shouldn't be writing Peri and Lapis episodes for a bit. Let everyone else do some.

CBF react is the most obvious meta thing they've done

Alas, silence arose in the thread. Not a tiny bubble of words were said for a long time...

And filled with plenty of foreshadowing I'm sure.

>CBF and ALE managed to work out their differences through fusion

Yeah, this is awfully quiet for SU thread standards

wow fuck you laps

True.

i think the brunch fusion was an allegory for malachite since it was crying at the end

aww
that was so cute

Was this even announced before hand? I just got home and *bam* new Steven.

best gem

thanks

We just need more Lion themed episodes.

I don't know.

imagine lapis
having that bat shoved up her ass

This is even funnier if you picture Lapis as an extremely old person reacting to skype

I want Lapis too shove it hARD

can't

i'm busy fantasizing lapis shoving it up mine

Cred Forums everybody

she will fuck you up

>This is even funnier if you picture Lapis as an extremely old person reacting to skype
Funnily enough, that's exactly what it is.

woah hold it are they mute?

I don't even like the show, but god damn was it funny when Lapis went all PTSD.

unmute ur computer :^)

Glad to see the crewniverse portraying Lapis as she really is. A BIG GREASY NERD

Look at Peri's face.
Jesus.

its unmuted.The player is at full volume.Im hearing a youtube video right now but when i play this i cant hear it.

You're wrong.

Do we know when this is coming back yet?

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

why you would like this short and not the show is beyond me.
also why you bother being on this thread.

STOP

Do you watch the show? How do you even know about that shit

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I dislike the show because characters act stupid for no reason at random point just so the overarching plot doesn't get revealed too fast.
Only watched to Lapis's first episode, I think. Might've watched a little after, but I couldn't stand Steven any longer. That episode where he gets covered in cats made me laugh for a good hour though when he started freaking out.

Fairly sure, unless you make a convincing argument, I guess.

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You actually love it! Give it another chance

Not that user, but Zuke lapis always feels more bland.

That entire section before Lapis's episodes is literally shit.

you might wanna see the next episodes then cause from that episode on steven becomes way less annoying.

Here are all the shorts in 1080p from iTunes thanks to HERO!

mega.nz/#F!6x8C2YST!YBHkRDR1JlaOxe_J_SSWew

YouTube 1080p:

Cooking with Lion: youtube.com/watch?v=20sTmmt_xmk
Gem Karaoke: youtube.com/watch?v=8QmvcS4SVbg
Steven Reacts: youtube.com/watch?v=3QvFS9F13IU
Video Chat: youtube.com/watch?v=dfWh235K-Vo
Steven's Song Time: youtube.com/watch?v=WmQhxzlmquU

Buy it on iTunes to support the show: itunes.apple.com/tv-season/steven-universe-minisodes/id1155553857

I hope it was worth the $3. =D

season one has a slow as fuck pace because its the introduction, it starts picking up after the lapis episode and it spikes hard on the season finale

Thanks tripfag!

isnt she always bland
like what makes her a character other than ptsd and suffering
and you cant say hating everything cause zuke does that too

Steven reacts its way too fucking meta dude

Heh...nice

thanks a bunch

Nigga watch it and stop being a little bitch

You folks are letting me down. Usually I just ctrl+f "based" to find someone replying to the mirrors.

WHERE IS THE DOWNLOAD OF THEM ALL TOGETHER!??!

Superb owl?

just download them you stupid cunt

YES FUCKING BASED!!!

>samantha pepper

lol

WHY CAN'T I DOWNLOAD A 20 HOUR SINGLE VIDEO FILE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES

WHERE IS IT

"i cant wait for the next episode, whenever that is... am i right? *wink"

FUCKING, CREWNIVERSE

>Here Steven, this simulation will train you to be the ultimate soldier

Where do you get HERO releases? I'm intrigued by the piracy scene, but I don't know much about it.

So fucking based

My bedtime is 11:00

best part of the short

nice try CN :^)

test

Solid. A small but varied collection with a strong mature streak cutting through. Props for having Eternal Darkness, shame what happened to Silicon Knights.

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I want it

Ooo, a bit of cleanup on the edges and that'll work nicely.

B A S E D
A
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MADRIDISTA

Needles to say the best goes from Video Chat, Gem Karaoke, Steven's Song, Cooking With Lion, to Steven Reacts.

Best shot

WASTED

Lion's mane looks familiar...

gem karaoke was the worst for me.Steven reacts might have been cringey but the crying breakfast stuff was funny.

I was mainly asking so I can help share things. I used to upload CN shorts that I could download straight from their servers (when everyone else was uploading crappy screengrabs), but then they changed something and my method stopped working. I just wanna help out.

>I hate music
You aren't human.

Wow. These were pretty good. Shame I don't have time to bum around the thread.

Okay. I love you, bye!

Objectively wrong list.

Video Chat > Cooling With Lion > Steven Reacts > SST > Gem Karaoke

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HERO is a person who does WEBrips and iTunes rips. It's not a website/group. It's just his tag. Madridista is in contact with him probably and that's how he got it.

Where do you think Connie keeps the nudes of herself on her computer

We all know that she prefers to do homework with paper and pencil, so what do you think that folder is for?

Cool. So they don't have any public-facing site like Madridista does? Where do they usually upload? Some cartoon tracker? Kametsu?

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Lion's mane looks... familiar.

God tier for having PIKMIN 2 alone.

Lion has no fucking chill.

I wonder how fun Estelle, DeeDee, and Michaela have recording lines for CBF.

Test 2:The hopefully better version

Yeah steven straight up ganked his haircut from Francis, the host from cooking with dog

BASED
A
S
E
D

>Characters crying over nothing
>Suddenly three(!) new characters come in as potential antagonists
>They become friends anyways
>Steven joking about how long it takes between episodes
that's fucking deep
Jasperedemption confirmed though

i feel estelle would be umcomfortable with it

Why?

not only that,but implied she will fuse with the other gems.Fusion redemption?

It's actually TheMysteryOfGravityFalls. But they don't do uploads anymore. They haven't released or ripped anything since Gravity Falls ended. (except today i guess)

youtube.com/watch?v=WmQhxzlmquU
IS THIS THE SECOND OP

Somehow i feel doing that voice is kind of jarring t her. Like 99 percent of her recordings she has this deep voice for a badass character and suddenly she has to have high pitch for this little voice.
I mean maybe im 100% wrong but if i where a rich singer voicing the embodiment of gay asking me to voice a fruit with high pitch would be weeeeird.

>tfw just played through Pikmin
>tfw playing through Pikmin 2 again

We nostalgia now.

Lapis really, REALLY likes Steven

no way.Too long and too personal.

>Fruit
Excuse you, Estelle voices Spoon, the Breakfast Friend that keeps everyone together.

lapis will have to wait 4 years to fug, otherwise, its gem jail

I could not watch Steven Reacts without rolling my eyes.

>paying 2.99 for minisodes
>ever

God fucking damn are you based. For years you've been reliable as a clock.

I chuckled at how accurate it was.
Cooking with Lion was the best one.

He's literally the only person in the universe she trusts. Everyone else has tried to imprison her.

Also take your ship garbage to /trash/.

Steven probably Hulk-jumped to there with his floating powers.

a vocal range like that isn't uncommon for either a singer or a regular VA

it will be, they'll just shorten it like with the full version of "WE"

>Civilization V

Yeah this Tv show just hit my favorite.

l;km;lkj l;j fuck you

>Jasperedemption confirmed though
Still nervous about whether she'll show up Halloween crewniverse art as usual.
If she doesn't, that could be bad /news/.

Would you play vidya with Garnet?

Estelle even said that voicing Garnet revealed that she could do even lower notes than she thought possible.

I will pay any amount to see my wife again.

if it is, which would be cool, then it'll just be 30 seconds and probably just be the climax of the song.

but i don't think it would fit the show as a new starting theme song (unless sugar wants to give crippling depression to children)

Why wouldn't she? Heck, she won't even need a costume this year!

It'd be no fun playing MGS with her because she'd see the twists coming.

if theres jasper but no bismuth then yeah confirmed.
if not de confirmed

it was gently mocking the show and its fans, so yeah

This is nice to tide us over, but when are full episodes coming back?

>I can't wait for the next episode
>Whenever THAT is, amirite?

How about you shut the fuck up steven?

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We don't know yet.

>Cock sauce and mayo
Goat tastes.

>"Ok, I love you, bye!"
SO PRECIOUS. SO PURE.

Also I love when animators do accurate fingering on musical instruments like that.

Gem Karaoke killed me. Connie's voice is gorgeous.

>SA:2B
I'd play pikmen 2 with her.
And I'd WAIT A MINUTE steven to Rage

these shorts are...non offensive, but weird.

>I can't wait for the new episode wink
fuckin niggers

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how does that even taste?
How does a Together Breakfast taste?

They feel like Season 1 episodes.

Dude, that's a stripper. She's not your wife

Really? Tumblr got triggered by Lapis' PTSD

>sonic adventure DX
that's clearly starfaix temperatures

Please tell me you're lying.

>fat kid with stubby fingers can play bar chords
>meanwhile my long slender fingers can't do jack shit
I said fuck it and left the guitar with my parents when I moved back up to school.

Go to Tumblr
Search Lapis
Choose recent/text

don't be such an untalented beta then

>I'll save you like you saved me!
Jennifer delivers her lines pretty damn well.

I know that it was just a gag and these probably aren't "canon" or whatever, but Lapis watches TV all the time, she should probably understand video. Hell, "The Message" is an entire episode about Lapis using video communication to talk to Steven.

Then again it's probably just that Lapis has zero regard for things Peridot likes and is an overall bitch

She most likely got too panicked to think things through

pretty sure it's my wife

I've only seen one post about it and it was someone completely missing the joke.

I wish people like you got banned.
She delivered the line well but the editing and context was a waste of her performance

I just scrolled through a good deal of posts and only saw one taking offense to it.

It was the first time in awhile she talked with someone through a screen. Its pretty reasonable that she'd freak out.

Cred Forums's not your hugbox

yeah but those where people she didnt know, she likely got freaked out when she saw steven because "why is steven in that screen? how did he get there? he wasn't there before"

jesus

Would you subscribe to Steven's YouTube channel?

Would you support him on Patreon?

>Age of Empires 2
>Civ 5
>Crusader Kings 2
Nice desu ne

Depends.
Why does he need the money?

i would subscribe and watch his earlier cringier videos and comment on them asking about his annoying voice when he was 13

Probably to buy more ingredients after Lion eats them.

Craving sushi now hardcore.

probably so he doesn't need to ask his dad for money every time, he already got a rented boat sunken.

WE WUZ CRYSTAL GEMZ N' SHIT

the previous batch of shorts were considered Canon

fuck no

To buy stuff for his future videos

I only would because of Steven Universe. If he were in our universe and there were no show about him then no, I wouldn't be interested.

Sorry Steven.

>THEORY CONFIRMED

hah

Has anyone tried playing this yet?

>Wait! Maybe there can be 2 meals at the same time! Wanna try it?
>Grrr! Okay! But I'm angry about it!

>next episode after the break is Steven getting another job to pay for Connie's broken laptop

Was that Kimberly as French Toasts VA?

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>Steven's Gamecube games.
>Steven's PC games.

How can one kid have such based taste?

>86724410
PC games are Connie's though.

Those are Connie's PC games

Between this and the music team uploading a few new tracks, including the great track for the Alone at Sea "confrontation" scene, it's been a good few days

a camwhore is not your wife either.

So, what games would Stevonnie be into?

But then how was the monitor still up even though the call disconnected? Lion clearly pushed it off of a ledge, did he just disconnect the internet?

Kimberly is honestly one of the most versatile VAs out there

A mix of both, I suppose.
Jotun would probably be a favorite.

It might've been, I can't tell, it also could have been Amy's.

If Steven had a YouTube channel it would be pure chaos.

>year 1: Annoying kid reviewing snack food ( O subs)
>year 2: Annoying kid and friend talk about their favorite movies and food. ( 20 subs)
>year 3: Kid apparently learned aftereffects and added bubble affects and giant pink lion ( 5000 subs)
>year 4: Pre-reporting on mysterious news events, and earthquakes, while explaining their existence via his CG (computer generated) friends through a plausible narrative (2 mill).
>year 5: Government intervention after detailed account of alien invasion.

10/10 I would watch that schizophrenic child.

>Eternal Darkness
...That's... a bold choice for a kid like you, Steven.

>Amethyst's booty shake

>cold uncaring gods from the depth of space fucking with Earth for millennia
It's pretty much a reflection of his current situation.

>create a Steven universe banner for Cred Forums contest
>everyone here votes for it and it wins
>rest of Cred Forums get btfo
Let's do it
someone else has to do it because I draw/have pass

*cant draw

Oh jeeze lol. Cooking with lion is a parody of Cooking with dog.

>Can't we be friends?
>OK, but I'm still angry.

I'm paraphrasing, but that's definitely confirming Jasper as the grumpy Vegeta tsundere-for-her-friends member of the group.

>Lapis literally saved Steven Universe

The evangelion of youtube channels.

Not as bad as being a Jailbreakfag, but still pretty bad : ^)

only if I can also subscribe to Ronaldo's. Maybe I'll get a bonus for being his first follower after two years of blogging.

>Lapis freaking out over Steven being in the screen

Pearl is having a non-Rose-related sexual awakening for the first time, I swear.

I picked up on that too. And was that Kimberly doing the voice?

Pepedot?

It really sounds like it, especially with the sample of the original theme at the end. (and the fact that the lyrics are about 10 seconds long enough, so you can combine any two bits of it together to get a 20 second intro)

Nah, she always angry fucked Amy back when Greg and Rose were dating.
And by angry fuck, I mean angry fuse.

>"Woah, I cant wait for the next episode! Whenever that is amirite?"

Fuck you Steven

Steven Reacts made my jaw drop the most, but I'm a sucker for Lapidot so it ties with Video Chat.

>Hori did fanart for the shorts

noice

Lapis literally sent a recorded message, Camp Pines it's in tapes and DVD's. Steven was real time

>theyre a peri and lapisfag
i hate japs, all of them are pedos

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Kinda disappointed they all came out at once, I was hoping it they'd come out gradually to tide us over during this hiatus

I find the Japanese fandom for Western cartoons delightful, especially how it extends to accomplished Japanese animators like Hori.

Cute

Her singing in a modern pop style was surprisingly fun.

I fucking keked

most of the reaction ive seen is basically "my smol precious children" like always

What's in that folder?
Could we found out un next episodies?

>Empires & Eras
>Colonization V
>Conqueror Kings
Connie loves them RTS's.

Not a bad photoshop, but there too many shots in this thread that immediately disprove it.

so who do you think composed Still Not Giving Up?
My Money's on Jeff, it sounds like one of his songs

The first version of this was horrible.
I don't even know what to make of this.

I don't get it.

it sure is.

soundcloud.com/thepartyaintover/la-1

Sam Pepper.
A famous douche.

how come we didn't think of that one already

samantha peppers are spicy as hell, but you still see dumb kids posting vids of themselves eating one and then crying uncontrollably.

Rebecca Sugar.

I CAN'T FUCKING WATCH THESE SHORTS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I NEED TO GO TO SOME LECTURE REEEEEEEEEE

Seriously now I will miss out on the hype talk with all of you...

what hype are you talking about it's just steven's stupid fucking youtube videos

tfw hori is lurking the thread

If crying breakfast friends was any good, yeh
Steven's adorable I'd watch tons of videos with him

TEERS OF SORROW TEERS OF JOY
THERE'LL BE TEERS TI'L THE VERY END
FUUD WITH FEELINGS
CRYING BREAKFAST FRAAAAAANDS

>the comments are nothing but people talking about how hot the crystal gems are
we were too busy making sugar jokes instead of spices

I'm so happy to get something after weeks of nothing.
I don't even bother with Cred Forums if not for SU. All I do is stay in Cred Forums all day.

These motherfucking hiatuses.

2 days 8 hours until the NYCC panel

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But at least it creates more activity than we will have in a few more hours...

I forgot.
I'm optimistic at least.

>empires and eras
>colonization
>conqueror kings
Connie has some specific vidya interests
Connie is BD confirm

>"Ok guys, we can officially announce that SU will return late 2017"

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I thought I had that cropped.

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You know, an easier way to test is to just make a new layer under your Peridot layer, then fill it in with a dark color.

Go Connie, nothing like playing some good old fashion, genocide, child murder and incest simulators

Thank you

>okay, I love you, bye!

That's an old short. You haven't seen it until now?

>tfw stephono gets himself trapped in the screen for the 10th fucking time this year.

He said it again at the end of the guitar one.

I don't deserve Steven's love. I'm a useless hikiNEET.

>this is the third time Lappy has tried to destroy Peri's tablet this fucking week

There is nothing wrong with loving a fictional character.
You should try it some time.

WHY WON'T PEOPLE LEAVE HER THINGS ALONE
>Lapis canonically made Peridot cry

I missed that at the end, then. Shit.

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I would feel kind of bad for him, I feel like he would be one of those kids that gets harassed off the internet after getting an unwarranted amount of dislikes.
His videos about music seem really legit though. I could see those becoming popular, if only for that sick editing.

>faggot universe

JASPER FUSION CONFIRMED EVERYONE GET FUCKING HYPE

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bet Connie mains Demo-Knight and Jump-Knight in TF2

Here's your (you)

It's sjwtumblr uni-numale-verse

We love fags.

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>Keep referencing the fact that Lapis loves baseball

Lel

No, because he's a huge weenie.

I mean, nothing inherently wrong with it. Seems to be working for him. But it ain't exactly what I'd call entertainment.

Crying Breafast Friends Board Teams
>Higher Ups: Samantha Peppers (creator/executive producer), Eian GJ (supervising director season 1, co-executive producer season 2), Kitty Mortin (Storyboard Supervisor until Eian left, supervising director post B&B at the Hospital), Johnny Jo (supervising director post B&B at the Hospital)
>Story Editors: Benny Lenny and Mike Burns

>Geoff Lao and Johnny Jo/Howard Collins

>Vinny Paulo and Crow Eesimo

>Abe Lamarr and Alex Romano/Mark Bradley/no one/Elanor Cho/Misty Katrina

>Florida Clinton and Misty Katrina/Laura Żukowski

the Erotic Friend-Fiction she's written about herself and Steven, along with accompanying art she's secretly commissioned

What alternative universe artist would lapis commission? Would Peri set up a paybuddy for her?

>What alternative universe artist would lapis commission?
Idlecil

I love that Lapis is dumber than a bag of rocks.

its her CP stash

requesting a delet this edit of lapis with the bat

Its Connie's laptop we are seeing, Lapis clearly doesn't even understand what a computer is

this just adds to the idea that Lapis just might be a fucking idiot

Fucking love karaoke haha

Anyone working on a Still Not Giving Up instrumental? I wanna sing it soooo bad.

>Connie has Crusader Kings,Civ 5 and Age of empires on her laptop along with steam

rare pepes

Makes me wonder what kind of Homewrold Lapis left behind if she can't understand something as simple as a laptop. Technology really goes over her head.

Gems are selectively ignorant in a lot of fields, Pearl didn't know what the fucking "start" button was for in the karaoke clip

Pearl is almost as inept

To be honest, her views of technology are outdated by at least 5000 years, even by Homeworld standards.

I wonder if this was set before Beta? No wonder Peridot acts so careful around her

>punched Peridot through the roof once because she tapped her on the back

kek
Yeah that is true, but for some reason i've always thought that since they used spaceships and drills and such, they had some sort of technology, even then

To be honest, we invented ships and drills earlier than we invented laptops.

ones that are capable of interstellar travel? : ^ )

youtube.com/watch?v=Um8Og6GbjUg

>NOT THE BEES

Ships that could be launched into space, yes.

Doesn't really seem to be my scene
No, I don't even support the patreons of artists I like, crowdfunding is poison to artists, it kills their motivation.
I would subscribe to Peridot's tech review channel or Pearl's gem history channel though

People would argue forever about whether it was some kind of long con fake like parkourdude.

youtube.com/watch?v=19TBzy81Mac

Hm, Seems odd for them to do it in that order, But w/e

I feel like Metal Gear would hit too close to home for Steven, unless the plot goes right over his head.

im done

you're neighboring under the delusion that all technology has to develop for aliens in the same order that it has for humans, you can put your efforts into certain areas more than others

So do these shorts mean that Steven has an in-universe YouTube channel?

I was just about to ask about that, glad I wasn't the only one thinkin' it.

youtube.com/watch?v=r8MBX-SXnmg

>drowning Steven in a bubble
eh
>dropping him and the ocean from the stratosphere on top of his friends and family
whatevs
>ship taking him back to Home World to be experimented on/executed for a rebellion he had nothing to do with
nope, can't help him
>Jasper trying to kill him
better form a massive unstable fusion, give him horrible nightmares, attack the Crystal Gems, defuse THEN punch Jasper clear across the ocean just to illustrate how pointless Malachite was
>he seems to be stuck in a mirror


And that's when she loses her shit. Either Lapis is the most legendary tsundere of all time, or being stuck in a mirror is Kars levels of bad.

>Lapis
>lapiz
Heh

Yes

>sex hair > boring hair
You were saying?

It's weird because she was able to build a spaceship and a giant robot, not to mention pilot Peridot's pod and then refurbish it as a tracking mechanism. Is it just software that confuses her?

I prefer her with a Lamar pompadour personally, but I realize that's not a popular opinion.

>AoE
>Civ
>Crusader Kings
Damn, Connie a fine taste.

What does Amethyst smell like?

Not the only fine thing she has.

>Pearl pointed at everyone but Steven when singing "everybody needs a friend and i've got you"
what does it mean

MEANS STEVEN HAS NO FRIENDS

Steven is Pearl's -extra special- friend

I see she bought you a new penis extension.

...

I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO
'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG
AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST
AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT

So, why make the clip with Lapis not understanding how computers work? I'm pretty sure it's been shown a bunch of times that gems have been able to have long distance communication, even back during the earth occupation.

Did they just want Lapis to do something dumb and flub the reality of it?

What if I told you the world was gonna end and you had 15 minutes to spend with me or your friends?

...

How long until poo-in-loos stop being the radical left animation league's flavor of the month?

I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO
'TIL THE MORNING LIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE SURE
AND IT'S GOTTA BE SOON
AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE

>muh cartoon purity
How long until you stop being retarded?

*(LARGER THAN LIFE)*

blush blush

Amethyst's voice cracking would make for a great bonnie tyler.

Also
Way to put your fetish in the open, Pearl.

He's barring on a child's or 3/4 guitar, though, which has a narrower neck.

>The small scene of Lion licking himself off camera

That's a paddlin'.

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>Steven has a copy of in-universe Eternal Darkness
oh lawd

It's her Mirror PTSD. Lapis is also a pretty old gem who didn't seem very tech savvy to begin with.

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thats playing with fire user..I love it

> Pretty old gem who didn't seem very tech savvy

Seems like its something all gems would have to know about, even if you aren't 'tech savvy' in the real world you know that people aren't really stuck in the TV.

And yeah, again, from what we've seen on earth and the moon base makes it pretty clear that Gems already had long distance visual communication during the time Lapis was on earth.

I know it isn't a huge deal or anything for some short episode, it's just kind of an odd thing for her to do.

>Mystery Girl is a brutal sociopath who gets off on torturing others
>She becomes fascinated with Pearl since MG can injure her to the point of death and then have her regenerate good as new for the next round

Can confirm. I play a child's Hello Kitty guitar when I'm busking because it draws attention. It sounds a lot worse but is a lot easier to play. Go figure.

BREAKING THE LAW

BREAKING THE LAW

Not the only thing to taste fine, either.

best part, as she's messing with pearl, she has a short rocker boyfriend with big-ass hair.

Good taste, my negra.

need more pics of Connie in 80's style fashion, something like what Vicky's wearing here would probably look nice

>It's a Connie short
pass

Looks like things are getting a little too spicy for the Sugar.

She is just so damn perfect.

It's Steven Universe. If a character ever gets more than 10 lines of dialogue, they'll be redeemed later on.

Video recording is still closer to The Mirror than TV. It's not that farfetched she'd consider it the former before the latter.

Wait wait wait...

..so those are actually PERIDOT'S games?

WHAT A TWIST!

>'connie's computer' icon on the desktop
>'homework' folder
it's just an animation goof

It says "Connie's Computer" on the "My Computer" button.

Peridot was video chatting from her tablet, right?

Someone needs to show chef the cooking with lion. She would probably love it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Izaud4aXn1w

Reminder that iTunes has released things earlier than the crew intended in the past and Steven's"mistakes" that he sings about may include huge events we haven't seen yet.

Also the conflict may have actually become 'infamous' to the world at large

>may include huge events we haven't seen yet.

Eh, it's accurate enough to the things he's done already.

OH NO, PAJEET

I guess, but I'd hope he wouldn't be so hard on himself just for acting in self defense, especially after kinda working that stuff out in mindful education

Objectively he really didn't do anything wrong in that he was just trying to protect himself and his friends, but I guess someone as gentle as Steven is still wouldn't be able to handle hurting others, especially if there's anything sympathetic about them.

Feels more of like a "I might have been able to resolve the conflict differently" way of looking at it, too, especially in the case of the Rubies, now that they're stranded in space ala Kars.

As a continuation, yeah Mindful Education was a good step forward for Steven in terms of dealing with these emotional problems, but even that wasn't really a "you didn't do anything bad" kind of message, rather, something like "you can't change your past actions, but its ok to take some time for yourself and you can calmly think through what you did and hopefully end up bettering yourself for it."

Amethyst looking shorter than ever

>that one game that is upside down
W H Y
H
Y

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Steven didn't work out anything in Mindful Education, he just learned some basic meditation to deal with the stress. He's still feeling guilt about the people he's hurt, even when they were moments away from literally cutting his head off.

>Gems filled with nanomachines?

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>Seems like its something all gems would have to know about, even if you aren't 'tech savvy' in the real world you know that people aren't really stuck in the TV.
dude do you remember in the message
she even said homeworld was so different now

Video Chat gave me reason to live again. Bless these idiots

>Civilization V
> A RTS
>Crusader Kings
>A RTS

normies outta mah board

>Implying Lapis is intellectually/emotionally an adult
>Implying you can use age of consent on a species that is born fully physically formed

...

I would dox him to the Diamonds

>Red Letter Media

That episode they just did about a dying franchise that is struggling to retain its old glories and stay relevant was pretty fun.

But enough about Red Letter Media, lets talk about Star Wars.

>Connie's laptop
>"""Homework""" folder on the desktop
It's probably filled with photoshopped pictures of Steven's head on some Chad's body. Do you think he had a good look?

I am pretty sure its just her not being used to small flat screens having live footage of the only person you care about

>Not liking best human

Go back to infesting /trash/ lapiven shippers

This

>Connie likes Conqueror Kings II

good taste

Who's European here?

He almost called his mom a bitch right?

I know why you're thinking that but, no. The RQ line rhymes with the one after, not the one prior.

>I didn't know Rose Quartz was such a big deal
>There are some wounds that healing powers can't heal

>"I can't wait for the next episode. Whenever that is am I right?"
Oh Crewniverse, you so crazy

Also those 'Gamecube' games, I'm sure I had most of the real world equivalents back in the day.
Steel Cog
Pikemen2
Battleas..? (can't read it properly)
Lue's Estate
Smash Pals Scuffle
Spacedog Adventure
Forever Darkness

I got that vibe too, that pause was pretty deliberate. You couldn't even blame him for thinking that, considering everyone told him the sun shone out of her ass.

Post yfw the shorts are actually better than the recent episodes

nah,shes just a shit character

Me, Steven, and Connie got similar tastes. Am I... Stevonnie?

He probably is, the Japanese iTunes doesn't get the shorts.

Video chat best short

It was pretty funny because it WASN'T DeeDee's standard voice. She sang it like Pearl singing karaoke, not Pearl singing.

Software interfaces are memes. Pearl did not have the human memes to process it.

A son isn't your friend.

>Crying Breakfast Friends
>created by Samantha Pepper

I love how meta they go with Crying Breakfast Friends, like in Cry For Help the episode had them going "why did you lie to me" "I'm sorry" with Garnet saying she wouldn't forgive the lying, just before Pearl's fusion plot was revealed.

I also like the meta level of "yes, we know, it's a show of crying and friendship and some more crying"

I said it in the last two posts already, but from the tech we've seen on the moon base and on earth it's clear that the gems had long distance visual communication even during the gem occupation of earth when Lapis was there.

Also she sent them the video message in that episode, do you think after using it she doesn't understand how it fucking works?

>I said it in the last two posts already, but from the tech we've seen on the moon base and on earth it's clear that the gems had long distance visual communication even during the gem occupation of earth when Lapis was there.
Yes but that was a direct line to the Diamonds.

Everyone else had to settle for audio-only Wailing Stones.

>Also she sent them the video message in that episode, do you think after using it she doesn't understand how it fucking works?
Shit man, my great-aunt uses things without understanding them all the time.

>Crying breakfast friends created by Samantha Pepper, solving friendship issues through talking about their emotions and crying
>Angry trio descending from space in a vessel
>eventually, they learn to work together and coexist, even fusing into new types of cuisine

HW trio all getting redeemed and incorporated into the CG confirmed

yeeeep

>not lion licking himself
you fucked up.

Spoon:Hey,maybe there can be two meals at the same table.Wanna try it?
Toast:Grrrrr.Allright,but im angry about it.
Jasperedemption 100% confirmed thanks mini sodes

The people in the TV don't talk back to her.

>or being stuck in a mirror is Kars levels of bad.
To her it is
It's about it triggering her PTSD, like "oh god the same thing happened to him that destroyed my life for thousands of years"

> audio only wailing stones

I'll concede to that, totally forgot about them, but it still doesn't make Lapis's reaction make sense.

> my great-aunt uses things without understanding them all the time.

I imagine your great-aunt wasn't scrabbling at the tv trying to get the little men out of it though, was she?

In fact, considering that Lapis apparently watches TV a lot with Peridot, I find it even harder to believe she doesn't get how this shit works, even on a basic old lady scale.

thanks bae

And they all said it was impossible!

his great aunt also wasn't trapped in a mirror roughly the same size as that tv for over five thousand years

you are overthinking things way too much

Yeah let it go bro

I said it before, but I know it's not a big deal, it was just something weird I wanted to discuss, on a board made for discussing things.

I want them to do that song in the karaoke, but without the interruptions.

>post best gem

Is that civ 5?

This pop song is really growing on me.

Non English speaker, here. Does anyone have the lyric of Steven's song?

I really like the idea that S is actually vindictive and cruel as fuck to Pearl

But they solved it through fusion, and Jasper will either give them all dog aids or she won't want to fuse with a bunch of traitors.

Perhaps it's a different layout back home. she steered the handship with that weird hand eye control thing. perhaps they don't have the same use for buttons as we

Well, it just makes the most logical sense that something as simple as a laptop, or a communications device similar to a laptop with a face cam would have been invented before a spaceship. it's not exactly a stretch or logical leap.

But humans had spaceships a reality long before functioning video calls in laptops. Small and portable devices having the ability to make real-time video calls was futuristic sci fi gadget tier fantasy for a long time when manned space flights were already taking place.

Laptop as a term was only coined in the 1980s and videotelephony also only became practical in the very late 1900s, and having it in portable small devices is a 2010s thing, essentially.

Meanwhile the first ever manned space flight was in 1961 (Vostok 1, Gagarin), long before personal computers.

Obviously she'd be healed, she has to be cured of corruption in order to talk, complain and crumble

There's manned space flights and then theres cross galaxy manned space flights.

>Selling shorts

I know it's not the crewniverse's decision, but come on.

I'm not fucking paying for 2 minute shorts.

You dont get it.This is confirming A)shes gonna get healed B)shes gonna get redeemed C)shes finally going to learn how it is to be in a healthy and stable fusion

No, you are paying for a pack of Five 2 minutes short, which constitute a full episode. No I don't know if $2.99 is more or less than the price of a normal episode.

>Lapis sends a communication to earth with the sound stone
>Watches camp pining hearts, a recorded television show.
>Peri probably told her about talking to Yellow Diamond through the diamond line
>Somehow can't comprehend video chat

It's still my favorite short by far

thank man !

>Connie plays babby's first grand strategy game
>not glorious socioeconomic micromanagment maspterpiece

God damn it why are Grand Strategy fans so fucking cancerous.

We get it, Every game is shit except for your favorite. Get over yourself.

steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Still_Not_Giving_Up

>C)shes finally going to learn how it is to be in a healthy and stable fusion
I hope it's with Pearl, and I hope the end result will be a kick-ass martial artist fusion, combining their mutual boner for honour, loyalty and rules and J's crushing strength with P's grace and agility and their mutual smug condescension and penchant for showing off and theatrics

It may be a childish hope in vain, but I don't care

Thanks.

BUT THE P'S user
ALL ONE-THOUSAND AND EIGHTY OF THEM

Nevertheless the order of developing the intentions IRL was manned space flights first, easy video calls on portable devices half a lifetime later.

So it's not "logical" to say that surely something "as simple" as video calls on laptops would precede space travel, as it was the other way around irl.

Also
>before inventing a spaceship
>i-i meant a cross-galaxy spaceship, not just any spaceship
moving the goalposts like that is poor form

Besides, look at how Pearl assumed that humans might still be hunter-gatherers, it's very possible Lapis just didn't think non-gem tech could do video calls. She was put into the mirror some 5500 years ago or thereabouts, flew straight home without exploring human civilisation once released, then spent 5 mins on a beach before hiding away at the ocean floor as Malachite for over a year or several months, and after being released has mainly chilled at the barn. She may understand basic shitty tv as a low-quality recording while still being surprised that the talking organic apes managed to produce real-time video calling on machines as small as a tablet

>need to pay for new content

They are literally milking us

>Earth has better display and communication technology than a milennia old intergalactic empire

I wonder which one that would be? I guess one of the unintelligible remixes, like the cluster music.

No prob Bob

That makes no sense in this situation. Just watch the youtube uploads or download the mega.

It's not that she can't comprehend it, it's that she made the mistake of thinking steven was stuck in peri's little tablet and overreacted immediately

>Victoria
>more micromanagey than CK2
Motherfucker, CK2 is currently the most involved thing they make!
Aside from changing your form of society and shaping the medieval era's religious development, you manage every person of power from the mayor upwards, steer a dynasty and manage how your dude feels today.
Victoria is basically a singular scenario with an almost inevitable conclusion.
CK lets you go and RP as a king, and his entire house.
In terms of depth and replayability, Victoria just can't compare.

No but guys, Jasper fusion, whos it gonna be

As far as we know.

She's not coming back user. Move on.

Amy, she probably hates her the least compared to everyone

Did you not watch the breakfast friends short?

i think you are all missing an essential point, the whailing stones are used as FTL communication device, instantaneous communication across lightyears.

It make sense that such technology would have been developed at the same time or even after FTL Space travel.

And that at the beginning of it, FTL communication only allowed sound.

>that's literally pearl's hair....
oh FUCK LION IS PINK PEARL
I mean that makes sense. Things can be stored inside lion, same with our pearl inside her gem

the show is not as funny most of the time.

steven faggotverse

I wasn't that other user you were talking to.

And, I don't know user, just seems to me like a race that's as advanced as the gems would have come up with long distance visual communication by the time they managed to make ships with the technology that allowed them to cross fucking galaxies.

Considering that the whole gem thing is going to other planets and mining them hollow/colonizing them, you'd figure that it would be a priority to be able to quickly and clearly relay information or discuss progress/problems between planets/homeworld in order to ensure smooth progress.

You could argue they used email or something, but gems don't seem the subtle type, plus considering the diamond line and Peridots screen thing, they must have thought visual communication was needed for whatever reason as well.

Just wait until you need to pay to watch the real ending

Fuck I'm glad someone else is struggling with this captcha

Jeez, that was FAST

Can someone Photoshop alberto barbosa on there

like I said before
I think its the fact that it a portable carry-able flat screen like a mirror that weirded her out

its spacedog adventures/starfox adventures dinosaur planet

So, when Zuke says she uses Lapis' PTSD as a way to make people uncomfortable on purpose, everything is hunky dory, but when they make a joke about it (a funny one, I might add), the writers deserve to kill themselves.

youtube.com/watch?v=IFIzpaurSGM

You know how in the original scene from EVA, everyone just said "Congratulations!" in the same straightforward, ever so mildly enthusiastic manner? Well, in Steven Universe's version the congratulating characters all have their own distinct way of saying it. Both Tokyo-3 and this test the Gems laid out for Steven were a simulated, controlled environment conveniently laid out for the hero.

Remember that weird alternate universe scenario that was presented before Shinji as a more ideal life in the same episode? The one that was also a test? Well, Steven's test, although it presented him with the excitement and adventure he wanted out of being a Crystal Gem, was all that but without the risk of actually getting hurt or maimed or whatever.

But whereas Shinji was being forced to confront the brutal reality of his situation to better understand himself and what she's capable of, Steven was of his volition and accord removed from his brutal reality to better understand himself and what he's capable of. Shini's entire world was deconstructed and redefined before him, but Steven's world stayed the same. Both tests, of course, were tests of will. Both characters were surrounded by peers who doubted them and proved themselves before their peers.

Rebecca Sugar put more thought into this EVA parallel than George Lucas put into his own prequels.

Does anyone have the Japanese version of this scene?

>crusader kings

does connie remove muslims?

>What are the four Indo-Pakistani wars.
Seems like a no-brainer to me.

The "congratulations" thing is something they used to do at Japanese birthday parties. That gets lost on everyone in the west.

I think it's a bit different. Shinji was there to break him out of captivity within himself.
Steven was there to keep him from danger.
They built the course to make him happy and safe within an illusion so he would not stray into danger.
Shinji was to be broken out of an illusion so he could go fight.
In the end, Shinji accepted himself and found happiness in himself.
Steven saw behind the illusion, but also saw the intent. And outside of that illusion he kept up appearances in order to make his family happy, because that is what makes him happy.
Steven is the goddamn anti-Shinji. Outgoing, cheerful, unafraid and raised into leadership. Also he hates robot fights and is in guy's head, not on a girl's face.

Just reminding you lads that "It's Over isn't it" is still fucking amazing

youtu.be/5T5rCSmduaY

Peridot steals wifi and watches illegal Camp Pining Hearts streams

Peridot uploads camp pining hearts episodes before they air

Whenever people tell her to stop she rationalizes it by saying if she didn't someone else would.

Peridot might also be a furfag

>I can't wait for the next episode
>whenever that is, am I right
>*wink*

Fuck you Stephen.

alexandrite
scratch that, temple fusion

The fuck is that shit? Since when has Megaupload become Geocities?

>she uses Lapis' PTSD as a way to make people uncomfortable on purpose,
She didn't say that all
She said she likes writing a depressed character who doesn't have to get better for their friends to still be comfortable around them

Also don't give any attention to a few retards on tumblr

Her gemsona

Isn't that kind of shitty though? I understand where she's coming from, I suffer from depression myself, but when you're literally bringing the rest of your friends down with you, that's just selfish.

>but when you're literally bringing the rest of your friends down with you, that's just selfish.
But she say the exact opposite of it.
> for their friends to still be comfortable around them
It literally means they are not brought down with you.

She's not really bringing them down though, it's not like she throws her problems at others all the time and outwardly cries about it. It just means she doesn't have to pretend to be happy and have nothing wrong all the time, she can allow herself be sad and still keep what's wrong to herself without fully suppressing or hiding it

Okay but how was Steven doing that thing with the pencil

I think the trick was that if you hold a pencil by the end and waggle it up and down a certain way it looks like it's bendy.

>Kids these days don't know about the ole rubber pencil trick

It's a classic optical illusion. I don't have a good video to show it, but basically, any stiff stick you jiggle between your two finger will start to look like rubber.

The only exception is the penis.

Except Lapis does just that. Throughout all her appearances, she makes it so her issues rule the situation. She even points this out in AaS.