What are some of the worst comics you have ever read. Either webcomics, one-off strips or published serials?

What are some of the worst comics you have ever read. Either webcomics, one-off strips or published serials?
And I don't mean only stylistically, but also the message they try to convey.

Personally, it would have to be Moon over June or The Unreadable Squirrel girl. Both are very strong contenders for first place among the worst.

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murrlogic1.deviantart.com/gallery/

Hey, that's not that Avatar comic where every single frame is the same but zoomed in differently!

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Fucking tumblr shit. Burn it.

as ssomeone who is very lgbt, khaoskomix were jjust terrible. not the worst i've ever read, but off the top of my head...

Source? So I could start digging a grave.

Who knows, it's just terrible. Awful all the way from concept to execution.

Anything Sinfest post Tatsu's feminist breakdown.

I found the follow up comic.

>no rape
whatta waste, pointless

Moon Over June
That one weird hippy comic where the main character is a cow
Goblins
That one webcomic where the main character has to rape some girl to save here.
That furry hell comic where the main character gets his hands cut off and replaced them with pick axes.
HIBY
Whatever the unedited version of pic related is.
That vegan webcomic where the characters look like messed up Bratz dolls.

Shhh, that's a cursed name on this board. If you say it three times a mod will show up and delete this thread.

That's more neurotic than a Woody Allen film.

Sinfest
Sinfest
Sinfest

That's a good one though. Good GOD did that go insane.

>That one weird hippy comic where the main character is a cow
Las Lindas or whatever? That was cheesecake on top of cheesecake .
>That furry hell comic where the main character gets his hands cut off and replaced them with pick axes.
That one's called Jack. It's the edgiest shit since the invention of the razor.

Don't ask me how I know this.

>laslindas.katbox.net/cast/
woah momma, not even a furry, but damn

>Goblins
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
I'M SAD

zen pencils!!!

Think he's talking about HATHOR
THE COW GODDESS

>Las Lindas or whatever? That was cheesecake on top of cheesecake .
Nope, pic related, finally remembered it.

I'll post some more so those who haven't seen it before can get the full affect.

>That one's called Jack. It's the edgiest shit since the invention of the razor.
Right on this one though, wasn't there basically a musical rape game? It just wanted to be edgey to the max.

>no means yes
dangerous

Dis nigga right here knows what I'm talking about.

I'm not sure you understand the level of crazy we're tapping into here.

T H I C C

B-but what if i don't want to give birth?

Welp, I'm apparently not enough of a degenerate to find this shit. This looks like the ravings of a Christian Skitzo.

>why not?
Because purposely raising your kids wrong as a joke must be illegal. And if it isn't, it should be.

Jesus Christ, is that what new age hippies are like?

>Christian skitzo
Other side of the same coin.

Anyway you guys should have the general idea by now.

I see you've encountered the Furry Paradox

IF (would fuck)
THEN: is furry

IF (Would Not fuck)
THEN: is gay

>Christian Skitzo
new-age nut obsessed with breast-feeding

On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad do you think her kids smell.

>unschool is cool

what does this mean?

...

she wants all schools closed down

>this comic
Glad I'm not late too see Cred Forums lose their shit again. This gonna be good.

school is mostly a joke, she's right

"Unschooling" is a term referring to the deliberate avoidance of established topics like math and spelling during homeschooling, in favor of pleasurable learning (angenäm lärande). In this method of teaching, the parent does not attempt to teach their child anything they do not want to learn or know, instead letting the child do what it wants and selectively choose only from topics that interests it.

>That one webcomic where the main character has to rape some girl to save here.
And I found it. Good old Dominic Deegan. What a terrible, terrible webcomic.

A nation of illiterate hippies who still breastfeed doesn't really appeal

Oh I googled it. It's basically home-schooling. Fuck that.

And just a little context.

>I'm raping you for your own good
But doesn't she end up falling in love with him and becoming his obedient orc wife as a result?

You don't see that kind of great writing any more.

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>holding your keys like that as if it would work at all
kek

>A nation of illiterate hippies and rednecks
yes, that's what we are already
>still breastfeed
the fuck, breastfeeding is natural, healthy and right, were you a formula babby, no wonder yer such a fuck up

No I'm an adult now so I no longer breastfeed

vocaroo.com/i/s04WeypacZPO

Wouldn't that Fuck up your fingers?

disgusting, you prolly doesn't even have sex with your mother, do you??

Jack
Vegan Artbook
That one with the kangaroo and the dragon and they eat a lot
the new jenffer's show (jenffersshow.thecomicseries.com/comics/first)

that's the one thing she didn't wean me off actually

>mentally ill weirdo with no self-confidence: the webcomic

>breastfeeding is natural, healthy and right
But not at age 8 and up...

it's obviously better than carrying guns, that's too dangerous, it's far more better for a woman who's never fought in her life to attack an armed thug with wolverine key hands.

Hot

seven should be a cut off point

Right now, user, pic related was the worst.

And that's even considering those MS Paint disturbing spongebob comics and others for the like.

Shit, fucking feminist retards...

You really couldn't see a woman falling in love with a guy who forced himself on her for altruistic reasons?

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Twelve fucking years of "replacing two years of someones life and changing the gender of the
other" with the exact same art for those twelve years.
No, seriously. It's the same fucking art.

random question: I know david willis has been since 1997 or so, but has his art changed much in like the last 12 years? I honestly forget

Try this on for size.

>You don't see that kind of great writing any more.
I know, or anything like good old Jack.

Sadly after much searching, I couldn't find the whole musical rape bit. Trust me, it existed under and an called game we play in hell.

Basically musical chairs but girls as the chairs and rape as the sitting. Oh eventually they run out of girls so the guys start raping each other. Because when you lose you get killed.

I mean really, where do you see anything that well written these days?

*unschools you*

So did the creator go with a cow to emphasize the breastfeeding aspect or because they're just as fat in real life?

I feel like society doesn't produce individuals capable of making something like that any more.
Because it takes an actual drive to express your insanity like that. Why make an effort when you can just tweet your ramblings instead.

Hathor is goddess of motherhood, I think is just to emphasise the breastfeeding angle. Just a coincidence the name is close to hers (Heather).

B-but... how did he get the titties?

>it existed under and an called game we play in hell.
Jesus, what the hell happened to this sentence?

It existed under the arc, Games We Play in Hell.

At least the main characters are fucking now.

how do porn stars get theirs?

This is funny, though.

PS when you buy a ticket online it says that it must be presented to the conductor ALONG with ID.
If you want to avoid that, buy it at the station.

ez

that joke was used on bob newhart, but i was isaac hayes with a dog named whitey

But then they wouldn't be able to feel marginalized.

Not only is this the worst comic story I have ever read it's also the worst one that I own. Every damn issue

I just had a really bad physical reaction to that Flash.
Thanks for that.

this shit never happens. i bought some vodka tonight and the dude said my id didn't look like me and i was like "yea, it's me tho. its old" and he was like "ok".

t. tranny

I know, they're not actually by the same person. Saying they are is a joke because the two contradict each other.

All capeshit are generically bad and thus pointless, post some Marvel SJW trash if you want to play

Clearly it does in Sweden, where everyone is out to get you.

>All capeshit is bad
>Post Marvel

Fuck off

>capeshit is generically bad
I was about to make a joke about you not reading comics, then I remembered I'm on Cred Forums so it's not actually a joke.

On the list of things that the world is better off without having, Gwenpool is somewhere near the top for me.
It may not be as god fucking awful as some of this politically-fueled mouthpiece comics you guys have been posting, but the thing is that when I read Gwenpool, all I'm able to see is that they took all of the poor aspects of the Wadepool saga (being that the character is reduced to what normies know of Deadpool at the superficial levels) and jacked them all up to max settings without remembering to bring back any of the good characterization that Deadpool has had over his existence.
I've read about five or so issues now and she has the upbeat sociopathic personality, the pop culture references, the jokes (although they tend to be more slapstick than lines), the occasional 4th wall breaking, but there's no real struggles or challenges she's facing. There isn't any long-term motivations driving her to do any of the things she goes through in the comic. So far it just seems to me that she's just flipping through the current Marvel universe like she's on vacation taking a roadtrip or some shit. It just seems like a wasted concept to me, and one that's sorta been done before with the Deadpool Corps to an extent.

>Bisexual, Muslim Trans of color

Fuck just become a pedo and then you can be hated by everyone

>sweden democrats killing muslim trannies
??? i haven't heard of this

It's an unholy union of Wadepool and wanting the Harley audience. It's a monster that needs killing

i was just about to post about wadepool...its so unfortunate that such a great comic character can be so terribly handled.

>capeshits T-TRIGGERED this hard in a bad comics thread
what your fees-fees got hurt??

Wade is a great character because he's freakishly disfigured and despite it manages to be one of the most fun and relatable characters in the universe.

Gwenpool is a pretty girl playing pretend mercenary.
Is that supposed to be endearing? Funny? It's neither.
I don't know what the point is, but whatever it is, it's shit.

since gurihari isn't drawing she can go rot

Oh yes they're being dragged out onto the street and shot in the back of the head. Mass graves all over Smaaland.
Read Aftonposten.

I remember being here when the series finally ended. No more seeing all this edgy/shock value crap happening where every thing gets solved by Dom playing Master Chess with everybody, somehow perfectly manipulating every last person in just the right way without actually lifting a finger like he's got them all on strings. And fuck the guy that made it too, a few years back when it was still on that vacation arc I actually met him and when I asked if there would ever be an ending of the series, since at that point it seemed like it would be continuing forever, he told me "If we weren't in public I'd have spit in your face for that insult". Like I wasn't even being hostile and shit, I was being sincere.

>post a stupid opinion
>get called a retard
>N-no, you guys are the ones who are dumb
Let me guess, in a few posts you'll claim to have just been trolling after you're further btfo.

Gurihiru is back though.

THERE'S THAT AVATAR COMIC
POST THE ONE WHERE THEY CARRY AROUND AANG

ok, then she can stay

I have exactly 4 images saved from this comic. So of course Aang being carried is one of them.

>hahahahahahaha

>have fun getting outraged over tumblr comics
>can't handle the BANTZ even for a second when directed towards the godawful mess that is capeshit
WEW LAD
Some serious crybabies here, maybe you fags need a safe place or something to protect yourselves, really mang

Also for your enjoyment.

masterpieces of modern art

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>post a stupid statement
>get called out on it
>Wah! Why can't you guys handle bantz?
Maybe you should try something more your speed friendo.

Oh, fuck, the neckbeard played the REDDIT card, fucking REKT, HOLY SHIT, how will user recover??

Probably showing my pleb here but I'd say the DooM promotional comic for print press. I'm not sure there must be something worse, DooM was so bad it's good at least, I can't think of anything that's bad but dull simultaneously.
For webcomics Mega Tokyo after Largo left and let Piro write for himself. And actual writer can't write that bad by trying.

Fuck off the both of you.

Capeshit are retarded tho, in the most prosaic way, who cares?
Fuck off to your console war threads faggots.

This is so insane and fan-ficcy that I'm going to have to read it. How do people come up with this stuff? It almost has to be a joke

I think you overestimate people's ability to stop and rationalize.

Ultimate End by Bendis.

oh god do not even let me remember.

Why would anyone ever come up with this plot point and think it's a good idea?

I haven't read the comic, but is "I had to save my future wife by raping her!" really that important to keep in there? If you take every writer in the world and put them on a billion typewriters could they write this idea in a way that isn't creepy and weird?

This.
I love capeshit. It's fucking great, I dream of writing in one of the Big2's universe one day or maybe even Valiant. But I can't deny they're cheesy as all hell, capes run on tropes, the more tropes you remove from the genre, the less capeshitty it becomes and then you just have Heroes: The Comic, and Heroes is fucking gay because it takes itself too seriously.

Pretty sure people could post their insanity on webpages since 1996, or even IRC. Some say they're still shitposting on #funfactory to this very day...

Ironically Sweden is probably the safest space for a bisexual muslim transexual. It's illegal to even think mean thoughts about her and If she gets lost and can't find her way home they'll just give her free housing.

>about her
>her
Shouldn't you be at work, Kalle?

But...Johannes seems like it could pass for a girls name. And even if it's more of a boy's name there are a lot of girls with boys names too.

I know there's also a picture but there's a lot of emphasis on the name in this comic.

How would they know she was bi? or muslim? or even trans? they'd just think she's an ugly... whatever race she's supposed to be? unless they heard her say all that, making this whole scenario even stupider.

anything can be rationalized, obviously, but by rationalizing you are acknowledging that there is an issue in the first place.

All these delusional rationalizations carry a seed of self-awareness that can eventually unravel, although with these people who live in a bubble of total self-obliviousness (whatever the opposite of self awareness is. self-obtuseness? whatever who cares), it just lead to further delusions & rationalizations which feed back in to each other, spiraling till they are totally isolated from reality.

If they don't immediately know everything about him just from looking, they're clearly bigots.

they'd infer muslim from the headgear but that's about it

She'd probably be yelling that at the top of her lungs or maybe a placard would tell people.

nvm just remembered that any potential muggers will have to sit through the pronoun lecture (thus signaling that they should probably rob someone else cause there's no way this person has a steady job)

Also worth noting, she'd be killed twofold for going with that "trans-bisexual" thing. I really wonder how people forcibly ignore that part about Islam.

Not really. It's pretty unambiguously a boy's name, and combined with the guy's face in the card it makes it look like that person's using a stolen ID.
There's a very, very tiny fraction of women named Johannes, but they're a result of parents who torment their children with ridiculous unique snowflake names.

Over here they've been pushing people into online purchases by shutting down train station receptions and making tickets bought at the station or in the train more expensive than online tickets.

On the topic of the thread, the worst comic I've ever read is probably Marville. Starts with embarrassingly lame and unfunny jokes, turns into incoherent rambling that's supposed to sound deep, and ends with a defense speech about how the comic was actually underappreciated true art.

50/50 deterring the mugger / turning it into a homicide

I literally don't think even 10 people on this planet can relate to that