An-cap thread?

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The way the situation escalates in this one always gets me

Isn't an-cap just new age feudalism?

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Always thought it was anarcho-Environmentalism. Kind of disappointed now.

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you got that two times
get fucked by my missiles you nigger

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>ancap
>reading a single history book
You made my day, stalker

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Anarcho Marxist would work at the burger king.

Lol

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New age feudalism is globalism. Corporation and rich entities with large influence in politics are attempting to create a world order where they are above the law.

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The funny thing with ancaps is that all these scenarios could happen in their fantasy worlds.

Pretty much, modern technology just really fucks it though

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>history book
>ancap
What
There never were any ancap societies in history if you don't count Somalia

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Man these memes are making me like ancaps...

>inb4 i become one

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>b-but muh Iceland

>implying sections of the ocean couldn't be claimed as property

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>McDonald's death squads

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What about Anarcho-Memetics

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You have to go back.

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I'm done

Thank you Poland.

What makes anyone think an AnCap society would prosper?

You literally just end up with mass killings by death squads

I love this one

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Always the mind set of thinking Humans won't go Aggro over petty stuff. It's amazing at the same time, such hope they have for people to just get along. Then it terrifies me because they are probably voting for Globalism to bring forth their Anarch-Societys.

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>implying rapists just won't move to feminist-town and thiefes to capitalist-town

Has ancapism been tried before?

>You literally just end up with mass killings by death squads
No, that's literally communism.

What's NAP?

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Failed states are usually an-cap.

SAGE

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Didn't Iceland technically start off as one?

soon

>absolute no understanding of ancap ideology: the post

I'd say the DRC is a better example of true anarchy and lawlessness

And no one moves to commie town

Non aggression principle
Basically some code that AnCaps thinks that their society will stay together if everyone obeys that code that humans are naturally altruistic and nice to each other

Can somebody make this an mmo game. I wanna hoard missiles

Non-Aggression Principle

It's the core of the retardation of libertarianism/a capitalism. I'm not making this shit up, it says that "nobody will ever harm or detain another human because they know that other human would never do the same to them." That's why this is a joke ideology. It all depends on the NAP, which is a fucking pipe dream.

How's Spain doing? I was thinking about you guys yesterday. You were fascist for a while right? How'd that work out?

Other than there, potahto

>tfw Spain is inevitably facing bankrupcy
comfy.tif

Non Agression Principle, the idea that violence and coercion of all kinds and on any scale are wrong and violence should only be used against those that violate it (depending on the degree to which the violate it). It can be used to justify getting rid of tax and the state and also to justify throwing socialists out of helicopters.

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This

An ancap game where you buy land to make little towns with private armies and infrastructure and go fight and horde crazy shit like nukes and aircrafts

I actually see someone writing a dystopian horror...nvm it's literally been done by this meme.

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Best one

best one

Or is it just carte blanche to do whatever you want

>I'm not making this up
>that's literally a made up definition

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>absolutely no understanding of ancap ideology: the sequel

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>Implying AnCap is even real in the first place
Lole

I would like to see one with Israel.

kek

That "fascism" was rather statism, since a large part of the means for production where state owned.
By the time of Franco's death the spanish economy was practically in ruins, by 1975 we were economically at the level of Europe in 1955.

Nowadays we have a """""""right wing""""""" government which has kept public spending to the max, and thus has eliminated any chance of the spanish economy ever recovering. Deficit is on the rise, consequently debt is on the rise, all the while growth is minimal. In the last 4 years the state's pension reserve fund has been reduced by about 60 or 70%, so it's only a matter of time before it runs out and pensions have to either be drastically cut or deficit will skyrocket.
No wonder tho, since the ruling party is probably the most cucked party anywhere ever, basically the lackeys of jews and the german government. Large part of government spending goes to useless things like awfully planned infrastructure, which is basically giving free money to construction firms.

So yeah, we're driving down into the abyss and stepping on it. Feels good man.

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so do ancaps know about niggers?

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Why do you have three left-wing parties and only one right-wing party?

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>Ciudadanos
>left-wing
MY
FUCKING
SIDES

10/10

It's the state of nature man. It's how we all started back in the day.

Altruism isn't part of human nature, it's obvious that people will violate the NAP and other socioeconomic contracts.

Don't ask strawmeming faggots for details of an idea, best to go look it up for a straight answer.

This made me lul so I made you OC reaction

Nice

Maybe Ciudadanos is the right-wing party now and PP one of the left-wingers.

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Ciudadanos is EU-wing
>personas non-gratas

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>because memes are suppose to be serious arguments

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OH FUCK THAT MADE ME LAUGH

DELET THIS NOW

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Effective memes convey a seed of truth and are funny.

These are neither.

Modern technology makes it more viable than ever for individual people to be self sufficient without relying on extortion or hand outs.

I take it he was agreeable?

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history books are full of nation states essentially doing real life versions of all these absurd memes.

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last one

an-cap is pretty fucking stupid.

if you went outside for 5 minutes you'd understand it would never fucking work.

He didn't really have a choice.

So... just like that... decades of anarcho-capitalist literature has been refuted.

Exactly
>No infrastructure
>Corrupt death squads killing anything without repercussions
>No civil services

Tl:dr
>Be ancap
>Get shot

>Unironically supporting a group that's central law is the pipedream that people are naturally altruistic and will all get along

Nigger humans have been fighting over fucking everything for thousands of years

just because it works in theory doesn't mean it will actually work in real life.

Just because someone wasted time writing about a shitty political ideology, doesn't make it viable. The Communist Manifesto, for example, promotes Marxism which fails consistently. An-cap has already been refuted by potholes anyways.

Any anarchist group won't last as the group you ID with gets to big, and just by our nature, will from a more social built tribe over just being individual but near one another. Mainly due to other groups wanting to move in on your land, forcing your neighborhood to organize, etc. Yes

>paraphrasing = fabricating

Amerilard education

This
Communism is a prime example of this

Someone do this meme for me in Paint I'm lazy:
"When you figure out you've inherited a genetic disease from your parents, and since that clearly violates the NAP you manage to process them for the bitcoins needed to pay your way out of being their sex slave."

>American
Have you actually read any literature about the NAP? For example, Ayn Rand or something? It's not paraphrasing when it's outright wrong, it's called making shit up.

Yes.

I love these, they always manage to piss off faggot an-caps each time.

God, this strain of ancap is the best.

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ancapistan made of niggers would be like these posts but with less advanced weaponry and just degrade into anprim

these threads are why Cred Forums is better than any other place on the internet

literally the most intellectual meme ever

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Yeah.
Consider children. Either they are people or they are not, in which case they are property in a way.
If former, you have every ancap right to respond with lethal force to transgressions.
If they are born without full personhood, you have to define a point where they gain it. Nations have it easy with gubmints that say when people are of age, good luck in un-capishe-stan.

Reminder that ancap inevitably results in fascism with no potential to change for the better.

This would violate NAP

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that's assuming he didn't buy the neighborhood first

Purpose of humanity is to create, to innovate and to discover. Anything else - economy, food, health, sex - is just distracting us from the process of creation.
If you can't put your animalistic needs aside, you aren't fit to be called a human being.

Why are ancaps so violent?

Y-you are a commie for hating ancap!

>ascribing a purpose to humanity
>implying everything you listed, for or against, isn't all in the pursuit of pleasure deep down

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Pleasure derived from creation is different from pleasure derived from securing your survival (food, water, sleep, etc.)
Engaging solely in creature comforts makes you nothing but a net waste of resources, while creation makes your life mean something. Are there people who want nothing but eat-shit-sleep? Sure there are, but how are they functionally different from alcohol bacteria that shits up its habitat until it dies in its waste?

has the

>man i'm raping calls the police but he only has a bronze subscription and i have a gold one so they beat him instead

sort of one been posted yet?

To me, it's still all in the pursuit of pleasure in one form or another, a biological reaction to the body's environment be it one in reaction to creating a new source of viable sustainable energy or taking a huge shit is still a base and biological reaction regardless. While I can agree that all progress towards a post-scarcity utopia we might never see is inherently a good thing, I do so because it's steps towards a society where pleasure is not limited for it's "purpose" or whatever else.

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That's Italy, Friedrich.

>best ally
lol

Fuck. That would make into an amazing fucking video game. Ancap mod for EU4?

Fresh.

Nah Germany has something called GEZ that is quite literally what is described in the picture. I don't know if it is similar to your system.

Permanent -3 stability.

Moar OC dropping.

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Permanent regency, some inflation and shitloads of agressive expansion. Maybe some unrest. Fuck, I love it.

literally every meme in this thread is perfectly legal in an ancap society. if not, prove me wrong.

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>when my id is probably a username for some nigger on twitter

Just noticed, lel

Which one is this?

Kek

myspace.com/e3zyblack

Topkek.

ths actually happend in 1800s Britain. something like 70% of the prison population were there just because they couldn't pay to getout

LeoTOLD

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It's also happening right now as we speak in Clapistan, where if you get divorced and can't (or won't) pay the standard sum of money the courts force you to pay to your cunt wife, you get in prison.

But apparently the "drug war" is a bigger issue to the "prisoner's rights" people, because imprisoning people for being male and displeasing a member of one of the ruling castes is more valid than imprisoning people for being mind-addled lowlifes with no impulse control.

>this is what nation of Islam actually believes

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god DAMNIT another FUCKING ancap thread! I cant BELIEVE how INCOMPETENT you PEOPLE CAN BE! anarcho capitalism is the BEST IDEOLOGY. i am so SICK and TIRED of these FUCKING threads!

You are funny man

>open a history book
An-cap societies never exist, I wonder why.
People just haven't PROGRESSED to the point of sufficient enlightenment I guess. I wonder why not. So strange. Its so simple, why don't they just...?

today I learned the west became ancap after the soviet union fell

construction companies not checking for possible harm leaves them liable for arbitration if he gets hurt

also they are a monopoly so they didn't get there by constantly paying out to injured parties, there was a company that tried that, but I guess the market is no bueno for that strategy

until bitcoin

Need one of these for Pan-Africanism that hilights the hypocrisy of niggers who complain about white people fucking them over, while choosing to live surrounded by whites.

Well yeah that's true unironically

That should be anarcho liberalism

hey dweeb, how's it feel to have the same economists as liberals?

basically how's it feel to be a liberal?

kek