What did white people mean by this?

>Hey daddy, can you help me with my homework?

>Of course dear. *unzips dick*

>This will become common on your lifetime

>jew rubbing his hands for warmth.jpg

It's not that simple you stupid eurcuck

it literally is

fingr in bussy :DDDDDDD

I can see the future.

Sweden's headline tomorrow will be:
"NEED MORE ETHNIC TEACHERS!"

I guarantee it.

Fuck knows,more american drivile

Yeah, but they want college credit for it. Cunts are really stupid.

Maybe not in retarded america and UK but i'm pretty fucking sure all the non hardcore religious girls here know how their fucking body works.

Hands on learning is always the best way to remember.

I don't think I'd have the heart to fuck my daughter.

well don't worry, I have enough heart for both of us!

Fuck off amerilard

You are fucking stupid eurcuck faggot. Bet you never even seen a vagina.

Touch my nonexistent future daughter and I blow open a hole in your chest with a 12-gauge.

Women have no sexuality as men understand it: the female equivalent is attention, overlapping with but not necessarily the same as sex. Men can survive on masturbation in a way that women cannot.

STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILD.

Why...? Half the fun of puberty is discovering that yourself. And why only girls?

I used to half-masturbate to TLC before I even knew what it meant.

Is she that girl from Secret Life? HOLY KEK

Well, your neighbour's daughter will also need help. Switcheroo?

>You shoot
>Its a hologram

I'll help me daughter lickety-split, or my name isn't Joseph Robinette Biden!

does this include the trannies? Could you imagine that shit show?

I didn't learn how to masturbate until the age of fifteen. Not sure why some anons have started at like 8

>Breitbart
Propaganda's always fun.

>implying I wont tie you up and pin your eyes open so that you can enjoy watching her take 8 inches of true belief into the wet holes that her teachers prepared for me with years of sexual training starting in the neonatal ward of the hospital she was born in

yes it is

What do girls ejaculate?

Kek I can see my future son identifying as female to get to fuck girls in health class.

We would purge these fags if something like that appeared in media. WTF westlings?! Seriously. My Allah im off this site now.

i started at 10 because i was getting horny because of a music video clip on mtv

I believe it was the clip to la camisa negra

Its a shame her own mother did not stick to masturbation.

combination of piss and vag fluid at least the ones that "squirt"

piss

don't believe them when they say it's anything else

Girly cum

Ambrosia

Sex education needs to be removed from schools entirely. It should be the parents that teach them, not schools when they're too young. I should've saved that post about it.

> →
>satan

I was taught how to masturbate in school, they even had a really disturbing cartoon with these playdough men we all had to watch
I'm pretty sure I'd have figured it out on my own though, this bitch is really fucking dumb

You're a fucking virgin hahahahahahaha, I know for a fact girls dont pee sticky white liquidy glob

And in that moment; a million bull dyke health teacher's pussys began to salivate.

It's the same as male precum but way more watery.

Mostly piss but if they do it hard enough they get this little bit of cum.

Blame the department of Education, which should cease existence.

No joke the first time I did it was when I was 28. I honestly was too scared my whole life because my penis was always sensitive and I was afraid of hurting it. I regret the misses time.

my last gf was a (((squirter))) and it tasted no different from her piss and came out in similar volumes and when I got her to try both out one night she admitted that she was just yellowpilling my face and nuts and fucking everywhere

You've never had a girlfriend hahahahahahahahahahahahaha if you're a virgin you people need to stop listening to the hate filled 60 year old virgins on r9k

What the fuck

Did you even have sex?

Nope. What's sad is I could of I had a chick who took pity on me who was hot ready to fuck me but since I had no experience or control of my dick I pussies out.

you wanna try my dick, bby

Yeah forget language arts, science and phys-ed. Learning to masturbate is more important.

Really who in their right mind would agree with that shit? This is too stupid even for liberals.

...

Because there is no way females could figure out how to masturbate on their own if they wished to do so. They literally need to be taught. Female persons are just ghosts trapped in a strange body that they know nothing about. They need to be taught everything from opening their eyes to chewing food. They just can't figure it out on their own! It's not like it's their body anyway! Their bodies belong to men!

Insert a homeschooling joke here

This has to be bait.

>Virgin exposes himself

So that from now on a women successfully fingered her pussy is considered a credit class done and everyone need to cheer you go girl you bigot

...

>Masturbation class supplies:

>2 x 2b pencils

>1 eraser

>1 pencil sharpener

>1 x 120 page lined workbook

>Textbook "Everybody Masturbates, for girls"

>1x 12" dildo, black only

>1x clitoral vibrator

>1x anal beads

>1x USB containing interracial cuckhold porn from the prescribed list

>Students will be to masturbate to orgasm in the presence of the teacher or teacher aides to obtain final passing grade

Thsts called a yeast infection user

>Girls
>Peeing
Next you'll say they poop.

I have to post this every time a Jew like you shows up

Reminder that this is the foundation of OP woman's career
youtube.com/watch?v=CAxXSfZWi-A

Women who earn degrees in masturbation and masturbation education will cry about how they don't make as much as male chemical engineers. We need to make bitch slapping legal, all this shit will end and sanity will return.

>google 'how do girls masturnate'

...

kinda makes sense desu, maybe school isn't the best place for it, but if you know how to scratch the itch in your back you don't need to have someone else scratch it for you.

I don't mind not getting laid before I like fapping just fine. If I didn't fap I'd have to fuck someone, anyone!

so what, they gonna teach kids to have sex?

I'm okay with her. Breitbart use a clickbait title

it is you fucking amerifat not my problem you have to get mexican illegals to do it for your kids

This picture unironically gave me feels. why am i so soft?

It was not clickbait at all, the title perfectly described what the girl wants.

>“As a young woman, you don’t learn how to pleasure yourself, you don’t learn what an orgasm should be, you don’t learn that you should have feelings of satisfaction,” Woodley told the magazine. “If masturbation were taught in school, I wonder how [many] fewer people would get herpes aged 16, or pregnant at 14?”

>The actress added that she hopes to write a book about the subject and title it: “There’s No Right Way to Masturbate.”

Moral relativism. Damned hippie.

>As a young woman, you don’t learn how to pleasure yourself, you don’t learn what an orgasm should be, you don’t learn that you should have feelings of satisfaction

And what's wrong with that? A lot of +40 women never get an orgasm, it's not a joke...I prefer they learn shit like that in school than porn on internet. Most people don't read the news but only the title.

This is bait or my name isn't Joseph Robinette Biden

>Robinette

>>Tsk tsk tsk tsk
>>Too late for that, bro!
>You walk out from your hiding place while reloads his shotgun
>Your cock is as hard as diamond (the hardest metal known to man)
>On it, you carry his daughter
>>>P-Please daddy, mister user is only helping- ehgh~
>You thrust your diamond penis even further into her
>>>With my HOME-- Uuh- work..
>The tough guy () nearly drops his shotgun but manages to recover it
>>TASTE THIS!
>He yells, before firing off his second and last shot
>The pellets fly through the air, but many years of hiding your porn and pulling your pants up to avoid getting caught fapping has taught you
>You dodge that shot like the pro you are
>>HA- too late old man!
>You say in a dramatic and cool way
>You pull your diamond dick out of his daughter and drop her on the ground, who lets a loud sigh-like sound out and almost slumps down on the ground
>>Time time to prepare you for tomorrow's lesson!
>You aim your penis for her tender little butthole
>>S-Stop NO, NO!
>The not so tough guy yells at you, but it's too late
>You shove your penis into his daughter's butt and it instantly envelops it
>It's so soft, but firm, and your penis gets to 11 Mohs (yes, you read that right, harder than diamond)
>You pump twice and feel yourself start cumming - you've reached your limit!
>>Saynoara, Sucker!
>You yell, as you cum
>His daughter flies off your penis and into him, her ass filled with your cum
>But you keep cumming, and the pressure is high enough to form a beam
>You use this beam to cut the tough guy faggot father into two pieces, slicing him like with a lightsaber
>After you're done, you wipe the sweat from your forehead and throw the girl the used towel
>>See you tomorrow, kid.
>You walk off into the sunset, smoking a high-quality cuban cigar

If you can't get yourself off and never pursue a solution you deserve to suffer until you commit to improving yourself. The 35 year old cat lady who cums for the first time sitting on a hand buzzer would be the poster child for missed opportunity. She couldn't write a book because she'll be making up for lost time for the next 10 years before dying in a tragic orgy accident, but as long as we let people fail and show our kids to be invested in their own life everything will be good. The victim mentality belongs in preteen girls not grown people.

same