breaking911.com
"NASHVILLE – Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam issued Executive Order #56 today waiving federal hours of service requirements for petroleum transporters to prevent any fuel supply disruptions for Tennesseans from the Colonial pipeline leak in Shelby County, Ala."
>NASCAP capital of the world out of guzaline
IT BEGINS
>NASCAP
?
I think he means nascar
WOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
DUUUUUDE!!!!
BREAKING FUCKING NEWS
NO MORE GUZALINE
PRAISE BE PRAISE BE FUCK THE SOUTHERN PIGS PRAISE BE MAMA HILLARY
I live in middle Tennessee. I had not heard the news until this evening. Several gas stations in my area of town have already closed and the ones that were open had massive lines.
...I just filled up.
WE MAD MAX NOW.
Woah. SHOAH. Woah. Shoah.
>Thread theme
m.youtube.com
Several unrelated and unimportant-sounding events allow governors to declare emergencies
Obama uses the connected emergencies to mess up the election
Nobody sees it coming because it wasn't one thing and it wasn't started by Obama
Whoa.
Remember the Six Million Tennessians that were gassed on this day.
Well this isn't good.
>Obongo causes nationwide gas shortage
>nobody can go out and vote
>rioting occurs
>Obongo declares marshall law and gasses all the kikes
>he was on our side all along
If the hippies would just let us build a pipeline this wouldn't be a problem!
In your dreams Goy.
Here's what was reported 8 hours ago
wbir.com
>marshall law
>marshall
I get what you mean. We need to send men overseas to plunder the Middle East for oil. Err I mean gas Goyim.
Even more brutal. Marshall doesn't fuck around.
we send men overseas to bring them freedom
It's settled. If you're not home by Christmas. It was the fault of the Shoah. Those Nazis will get what's coming to them. Yankydeedledoodlydoo.
WE'RE HEADING TO GASTOWN
WITNESS
>marshall law
You're a fucking retard.
Don't forget when on live television, with the world huddled around watching, addresses the nation from the Oval Office. He proceeds to take out a copper bowl full of water and an embroidered wash cloth with the writing "14/88" on it, and begins to wipe the shoe polish off his face, remove his prosthetic nose, take out his contact lenses, and take off his wig, and reveal this white Aryan face. He then declares open season on people not of 95% European descent. America becomes the fourth reich within a matter of months and since the military is so pussified and diversified by now they can't over throw him except for the secret inner circle of white nationalist generals and admirals and their soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines.
I live in Tennessee. Is this a good enough emergency where I can start killing niggers. Like can I kill them for their gas?
>marshall law
WHY do I see always Americans make this fucking spelling mistake?
Do you even think before you type smth down? What would marshall law even mean? What marshall?
>Like can I kill them for their gas?
if they haven't huffed it all
not already having you gas buried
In times like these, you must ask, What would Hillary do? Purge now
Oy vey, looks like you goys will have to start using electric cars now
The driverless ones. Oy gevalt.
>Tennessee
>NASCAR capital
idiot
Its a swamp based system of law
You can kill them when they try to steal your gas on your trips back home from gas town.
Do what I'd do Goyim. Tell everyone to buy gold. Build a secret bunker. Fill it with the food and water you bought. When the Goypocalypse arrives. Don't tell anyone about your bunker. They will have wasted all their money. Wait out the Goypocalypse. If Gold is now the Earthwide currency; borrow the Goyim's gold that you told to buy gold before. They won't need it.
> Current year
>Still typing
>Not using speech to text technology
I reckon you don't understand the rules of Swamp law foreigner
...
Plan A. Activate.
PEPE, YOU LET OPEN THE GAS TO QUICK!
ITS SIX GORILLIAN U FUCKING LEAF
No. Six TRILLION.
I'm sure glad I filled up yesterday.
TN BROS WW@???
REV UP THOSE MUTHFUGGIN TRISTARS XDDDD
I just hope that this shit doesn't leak into the Cahaba. They say its contained by the mining retention ponds, but I don't trust them.
Thankfully, I am upstream by about 20 miles of that area of the Cahaba, but a spill that large would be an environmental disaster if it got into the river.
Also glad I filled up earlier this week.
Not running your hovercar on Angel Blood.
Hmm, with such news I hope we can expect a jew shortage as well....
I literally just don stov drove yup Nashville Tennessee from Texas tizz today, wher what in the hell.
Am I gonna be okay?
uh oh Shoah
I literally just don drove**
From Texas today**
Her hate this phone.
I have a Nissan LEAF.
>a leaf!
I'm not affected by this at all.
By that logic California would have an Immortan Joe because of the drought
We have no Immortan Joe we still just have fucking cucks and Jewish zombie senators
I'm breaking out the silver spray paint, WITNESS ME!
Not as great as stars. I have to agree.
That's a women's car lol
ITS FUCKING HAPPING!
It's happening. Be Good Goys and fight for your Greatest Ally.
6 gorillon dollars for Isreal and we have states running out of gas.
Have we ever lied to you?
Jews didn't do anything wrong. Goys are using up all the millions of years of Earth's oil.
Hate to say it, but all energy costs tend to ride price hikes such as these.
Especially electricity--those fuckers jack rates based on 30 day weather forecasts.
> Tennessee declares state of emergency over gas shortage
oh shieeet did they start already?
they probably meant this one stupid.
Kek has blessed you
you see that girl over there?
>she'd suck your dick for a cup of gas
Ad Victoriam
>copfag in Tennessee
>get email 40 minutes ago.
Suspended all active patrol. Park where you're visible to public with ignition off. Only move if you have calls.
>lines at all gas pumps
.... Soon
we was fusion cells an shit
Sounds like a nice relaxing night of work.
It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't need to keep my laptop charged for YouTube and have the AC going
>mfw the cunt sell us control over 20% of us uranium reserves
...
hmm gas here is less than 2 bucks a gallon, sucks to be you ass clowns
>butthurt North Carolinian detected
Yeah true, fuck.
It's happening.
>mfw VW TDI
>polluting 40x legal limit of NOx
>VW (Germany) is paying me $19,000 for a car bought in 2011
>mfw gasoline shortage has no effect on my expenses
>mfw 50mpg+ highway mileage
>be in georgia
>gas goes from 2.10 to 2.59 in less than 3 hours
JUST
>cop
Kill yourself, pig
>tfw filled up both the truck and motorcycle yesterday for less than 20$
Holy shit dude are you typing with oven mitts on?
Middle Tennessee bro here too. Can confirm similar reports. Shits gone sour
>tfw typing with boxing gloves on
Gas is $1.77 near me
hahahahahahaha
I'll leave suicide to the professionals like you achmed
Clarksville here. Didn't even know this was going down, hadn't heard anyone on campus mention a gas spill.
Good thing I filled my tank yesterday evening.
Fuuuuuuck. I mow lawns on the side and my pay is related to gas prices.
a typo????
on my Cred Forums?
i don't think so m8
you know what would really pass the time?
shooting a minority
>tfw just bought a bunch of NS stock
does this mean I'm rich now?
>gasses all the kikes
>literally supplies gasoline for all the kikes
>Stocks slide, pulled down by bank shares and oil prices
>Central bank of Russia predicts 10% fall on oil prices
>Tennessee declares state of emergency over gas shortage
>ANCAP
Great, who gave those autists a state?
Hours of service requirements are to guarantee rest and reduce accidents.
So now they got truckers running ragged, breaking the law temporarily carrying 105,500 of fuel. This is smart.
>gasoline isn't a by product of diesel
What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of our two booming cities, tourist cash, craft beer mecca, good BBQ, and an economy that isn't based on shit tier music and a washed up country music singer theme park.
VWs are gay, I drive a diesel dually e350 to work every day just because I can.
>TN gas shortage
>meanwhile it's at $1.84 in AL
And also you.
What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of our five booming cities, tourist cash, artisan beer, god tier BBQ, and an economy that isn't based on shit tier music and a washed up country music singer theme park and that is the 13th largest in the world. Sorry pal your state is shit. Texas is based and you both are peasants.
Chicken McNigger detected
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