Marico el que lo lea

Who?

sadness, mind control, hunger, pain, trap, failure, chavez, ashes and bush being the devil, communism, frozen spaghetti, maduro, toilet paper, food truck raids, empty, wounded nation,...sadness.

mira mamguebo. cuando se van a terminar de morir los negros de mierda de inanicion pa q los blancos venezolanos volvamos?

Hace falta que reviva alfredo peña y le de plomo al hampa con la PM a todos los tyrones y comunistas mariquitos de la ucv, esa es la unica manera de limpiar el pais de plagas.

Pronto la verdad

-Big culo mamis.

-Desnudando la noticia

-Only based immigrants (srsly all venezuelans I've met here were decent and educated people, none commie).

Por cierto, posteo desde tlf movistar, usando clover. Si solo usas la data móvil pa hacer el post no gastas un coño, de resto pa leer puro guifi.

Iván es un pedazo de marico.

No puedo esperar para irme pa' el coño de su madre, esta verga no tiene salvación alguna. Pero verga hasta el pasaporte lo subiran a 16.000 patria points, maldita mierda.

killme

>tyrones

kek.

Nuestra variante es mas willie makay.

movilnet :_:

Vuvuzuela

Cuban pedophiles.

You are in luck. Shit Venezuelans dont go so far south, they usually go to either Panama or Miami, and the ones in Panama are the worse ones.
Tambien si hay algun panameno aqui le recomiendo que dispare a matar cuando vea a un venezolano porque alla es a donde se fueron todos los chavistas.

>mfw when i have to redial 6 times for a call to land @ movilnet user

Coño, europa estara hecha un asco dentro de unos 10 años con la cuerda de kebabs y negros africanos que nos estan invadiendo.

Caminar por el puerto de BCN es como ir por sabana grande con el poco e' negros vendiendo mierda en el piso.

Mas alla de eso, este año aqui se ha llenado de venezolanos. Ahora cada vez q salgo escucho el acento por todos lados

mata a todos los podemitas antes de que esto les pase a ustedes tambien

esta mierda esta cundia e' comunistas q te cagas. pareciese un punto de honor

I used to talk to a Venezuelan qt online, she had a nice brown butt

Going brown.
We dont touch browns around here, and neither should you.

More brown qts for me I guess

I am waiting for your country to become somewhat tourist friendly, once it does it should be a great haven for sex tourism desu

What is the crime situation like for you guys?
I know that it is batshit insane in Caracas, but I know nothing of the rest of the country.

Commie shit hole

el coño de tu madre marico

Look I am not going to judge your tastes but we are a nation of miss universe winners and you are going for the crap locals dont wanna touch?

Also the best time for sex tourism is now. In tinder two college girls offered threesomes for 40$ and they were pretty A grade material.

Literal starvation

In caracas if you use your commonsense2016 you learn to avoid a shitload areas, and you know you cant go out on foot past 8pm. Some zones are also red zones for express kidnappings (las mercedes). Caracas is pampered by the government, so if yoy think caracas is bad in the rest of the country is a lot worse unless its a small small community or town.

>consiente

internet beggars

Daily reminder not to give money to venezuelans since those willing to accept it are the ones that turned this place into the socialist hell hole it is now.
Me? I am going to starve with some fucking dignity left.

>Marico el que lo lea
>if you read this you're a faggot

NAZISTAS

RACISTAS

GONNORHEAS

MALPARIDO

VIVA BOLIVAR!!!

Too bad ecuador is only known for... nothing. You better leave now, before correa gommies your shit up.

HAYYY HIJUEPUTA COÑO DE TU PEPAAA

tienes screencap de las zero-catinder??

Y pensar que $40 es menos de 1h de mi trabajo.

famine and fucking commies worshipping an asshole that is rotting deep underground.

/thread

Obama

habria que buscar pero creeme que aqui todas las carajitas quieren ser misses. Era una de las tres cosas que teniamos, aparte de petroleo y novelas.

>Look I am not going to judge your tastes but we are a nation of miss universe winners and you are going for the crap locals dont wanna touch?
In Europe most of us like the brown Latinas, the white ones don't look much different to girls here

>Also the best time for sex tourism is now. In tinder two college girls offered threesomes for 40$ and they were pretty A grade material.
Oh yeah it's cheap now but only madmen who don't give a shit go to Venezuela for sex, safer alternatives in Colombia and Brazil

Actual question

Anyone using Bitcoin or other Alt coins?

>negros y kebabs invadiendo
¿que no esos en cuanto pisan suelo europeo se dirigen a Alemania o Reino Unido? (Francia ya no la menciono porque ahí ya están hasta el cuello de africanos, kekek).

>Venezolanos en la madre patria
Es natural, es decir, si el comunista de Pablo iglesias logró colocarse en segundo lugar en las elecciones españoles, eso quiere decir que esa ideología ya es fuerta allá.

chamo, yo soy venezolano guebon. Yo se que alla hay mamis. Las que se han venido pa aca tambien estan ricas

Probably you could pay them a ticket a fuck em all you want and send it back and it would be a reasonable economic deal for you.

Y estas ganando 40 dolares por hora alla vergacion porque no me large de esta mierda cuando pude.

They have so much of what we insist on depending on Saudi Arabia instead, and pouring worldwide money toward 9/11, for.

>cuando pude...
¿qué te detuvo, user?

Tratar de sacar el titulo universitario. Todavia estoy en eso.

Lot of brown people in the rain forest starving an doing drugs

Third World

Dominican Republic's future immigrants

Paypal and bitcoin

...

How's the gardening going?

lower class reggaton whore

No necesitas irte pa hacer plata así, yo trabajo por internet haciendo software.

Mi trabajo no tiene nada que ver fisicamente con ES.

"Socialism has never been tried"

Suena mas dificil de lo que parece,

Te outsourceo tu shitposting por 1 dolar la hora. Posteo todos tus pepes por ti e insulto a los canadienses.

Nuke Goes Here

america's future

Annex

I cant tend a garden nig, 8-5 wagecuck

Communist shithole.

Why would you want to do that to yourself?

Tasty tasty oil

This.

Why do you work if money is worthless?

Oil, my friend :^)
Besides, we're just waiting for your niggers to die out so our niggers can get in. I'll bet there's some cattle thief out there already.
Soon the place will be full of capitalists and thieves, and then we'll take our share of the place.
Besides, you have lots of good territory to farm.

Someone should do one of these for Trudeau in all of his different outfits except each class should just say faggot

The result of what socialism can do to a country that was never rich.

To barely be able to buy food in the black market

Whats your job?

Corporate lawyer

Guerra memetica
We did it first ameriga

Well that sounds like a cushy job, but what's the point of a corporate lawyer in a socialist hellhole?

Steve Harvey

country on the brink of collapse

The happy merchants still have to get money via cc, dc and food coupon cards familio, i work in the financial sector so the money never stops flowing. The rest of the corporations are firing people or cutting costs, but the jews never stop rollin'.

That's depressing. Get a work visa and come to America where we throw food away and our homeless are literally insane and/or drug addicts.

>Y pensar que $40 es menos de 1h de mi trabajo.
>1h de mi trabajo
>de mi trabajo
>mi trabajo
>spain
>trabajo

tough people, are going to ,loose though

Communists, Pablo Iglesias.

We cant. Also they are going to build a wall soon just to keep other like us from there so it seems like we will be bothering you guys.

Just another successful brown country.

Do you get enough food?

Lawyers will stop being useful shortly before the military crumbles.

You're a fucking college educated (Right? You're a Lawyer)

We hand out H1B Visas like candy to immigrants that are actually worth something. Even Trump himself agrees that the H1B program is extremely beneficial.

The wall is for low skilled immigrants who migrate here illegally and refuse to pay taxes.

que?

The lawyer is the other one.
I am a mathematician.

Good goyim

Pasta, pasta and more pasta. Chicken too.

>Common law vs Civil law

You faggots make it hard for lawyers to go over there though

jajajaja.

Mercenaries 2 world in flames, what a shit fucking game on every plataform.

I remember when they were protesting that game around here because it was a "simulation for an invasion"

Chavez was pissed i remember ''American Propaganda""

the exact reason why Obrador will never be president