Which US president is likely to have had the biggest dick?

wasn't there a guy named johnson? prob that guy

Underrated

Well, LBJ was probably the biggest dick, but I don't know if that would transfer to penis size.

Also, reminder that everything wrong with America today is entirely this man's fault.

Who fucking cares

You mean this guy?

Andrew Jackson

Probably the one with the most testosterone.

I'd say Teddy, if you're not counting the fat surrounding it against him.

Small dick detected.

Well... Obama... duh...

Africans weren't exactly saints before LBJ, you just never heard about them as much because they were segregated and whites didn't have to deal with them.

Slut

jupp. he basically has BWC writen in his forhead

Cock sucking faggots belong in the ground

LBJ loved showing his dick off. Apparently when a reporter asked him why Americans were in Vietnam, Johnson pulled out his dick and started shaking it around. He also referred to his dick as "jumbo".

>"I've had more women by accident than Kennedy had on purpose."

Obama since he's black

I mean... this should be obvious, right?

rosevelt was so over compensating i wouldn't be surprised if he sported a 2 incher

Teddy Roosevelt

He was part Dutch, they have big penises

andrew jackson

not all of them, speaking from personal experience

James Knox Polk

.....he's an actor and whipped it out on HBO

his fucking (((wife))) has higher test than him

obamas wife penis is bigger than mine , fuck you all

When did you move to Sweden?

Exactly. LBJ is the one who ended segregation.

Well no, not everyone in a country has a big penis, but based on averages they are pretty big

I think only the Hungarians are bigger

No, Eisenhower started the desegregation process

this one

>He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation. At the same time, he would oblige aides to take dictation standing in the door of his office bathroom while he went about emptying his bowels, as if in some alpha-male ritual assertion of his primacy. Even on the floors of the House and Senate, he would extravagantly rummage away at his groin, sometimes reaching his hand through a pocket and leaning with half-lifted leg for more thorough access.

JFK should at least be considered. He was a literal playboy. If this country were to ever fall under an emperor he would have been the man for the job. But, (they) obviously were too worried about something like that.

Look at this man's face and tell me with a straight face that he isn't sporting at least a 10 incher.

dick doesn't matter, andrew jackson had balls the size of grapefruits.

yeah and I'm a 5'10 king of manlets with an 8 incher coke can dick, my small stature makes it seem even bigger it's funny as fuck

there's no sure sign of penis size, except for race but even that you'll have a great deal of variance around the mean

shorter guys have smaller dicks on average

if it's a worldwide study make the data is being skewed by that fact that asians are also short in stature?

gotta read those in-depth and I have never come across a dick size journal

He's probably the most based president we ever had, he was such a character

Obama
He is black.

fucking funny burger, isn't jamal finished fucking the blond out of your people yet?

Fucking slut. You easily falsified that text chain in order to
1)try to impress your online white supremacist buddies
2)not to sound like a degenerate whore
3)sound cool and edgy
4)act like you're special because you look at dongs on HBO. Wow clap clap you are so cool whore.

Sometimes I think Trump might be him reincarnated. It might just be the memes talking though

Steers and queers

>Cred Forums obsesses over dicks again
youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI

Whatever you say buddy

Obama because he's half black and black's are said to have the biggest penises :^)

Clinton. How is this even a debate? Confirmed 10 inch by multiple women

Dude 5'10'' and 8 inches isn't funny.

I'm 5'7'' and I have 9 inches, that's fucking funny. My balls are big and sag low as well.

Fucking degenerate faggot. Go to lereddit if you want to look at penis.
>Le spoiler warning! xDDDDDD
Fucking little bitch.

you seem to know these things, what country has the biggest average?

Wasn't Garfield known for joking about YUUGE dick?

Maybe it was someone else.

I reckon Garfield > LBJ > Obongo > Kennedy > Else
>Trump isn't president, yet.

And whites aren't always exactly saints either. Your point?

Yeah but he has a shit tier wife.
He had to settle because he couldn't pull any decent looking birds with his below average dong.
below average wife = below average dong.

>Wasn't Garfield known for joking about YUUGE dick?
Turns out that was LBJ, I messed something up.

LBJ wins again.

Dude im 5'6 with a 10 inch dick

I fucking hate Cred Forums so much when these threads get 300 replies

There's no hope for the west. All you have to do is bring up a dick thread and every redpilled intellectual elite turns into a faggot obsessing over hard dick sizes

What did the original post have to do with whites

y u fuckin wit your friends man, hoe?

...

HBO allows erect penises to be broadcasted?

>Dude im 5'6 with a 10 inch dick
fucking pleb, im 4'2 iwth a 20 inch dick. i pas out everytime i get a boner

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

It's a tie between Andrew Jackson and Teddy Roosevelt.

Also ITT: everyone's dick is 8-10 inches.

Barack. Michelle looks like she's packing some serious heat down there

men with large penises don't bluster like Trump; they are men of few words.

fuck off lanklet

I'm 30 inches tall with a 3 foot dick

Not really true. Height and build don't correlate to dick size unfortunately...

>I'm a pretentious cunt who brags about penises I've seen on HBO to my white nationalist friends on Azerbaijan water weaving urls

Dude this funny I am only 5'5 and I have an 11 inch dick, I swear /lgbt/ spills over here just to start dick threads. I fucking hate liberals man :/

this.
>carry a big stick

"Speak softly and carry a big stick." Teddy Fucking Roosevelt, owner of the girthiest sausage in White House history.

Yeah well I'm 3'6" and have a 24" python, whatcha gonna do about it brother?!?!

this nigga

My 2 foot tall dog has a 3 foot cock

CHECKMATE MOTHER FUCKERS

JUST FUCK MY POL UP SENPAI

What do we always have to be serious as fuck? Unless you're insecure you can talk about dick size, doesn't mean I want to go around puffing peters.

This thread is pretty funny as well.

Probably LBJ...I mean he was known for constantly pulling it out.

Who hurt you user?

>Even on the floors of the House and Senate, he would extravagantly rummage away at his groin, sometimes reaching his hand through a pocket and leaning with half-lifted leg for more thorough access.

I'm havin a laugh holy shit my sides

I hope you let that fucker ram your GF up the ass every night, just to keep her satisfied.

Kicked some kraut ass then made some highways

Michael confirmed size queen

Actually Teddy is probably the correct answer

Basically the Hemingway of presidents

Reagan you degenerate fucks

Dick Cheney

the fuck is wrong with you boy

>survived 103 duels
He had 3 duels. And the third killed him. Slowly.

The rat who backstabbed patton

yea bet he had a real hammer

fucking idiot, stupid fucking RETARD IDIOT

>Mr. President, we can see your... uh... pending legislation.

>Dude im 5'6

I just googled it, 103 duels, most to defend his wife's honor.
Basically he had a super hot wife that he fought 100 duels for.
Real American Badass

>tfw in 150 years the North American Emperor will be required by Article 75 to annually measure and report his penis size

I did maybe get cucked by a gf with a big dog once

Never confirmed she did but given what ive seen on pol, it now haunts me that women do actually want yo be fucked by everything from kids to horses

Nobody has a 8" dick or a 9" dick either. Literally like 5 people and its not really the greatest thing since you can't keep it hard for the majority of your life

Ive always wondered what happens when you get old with a huge cock

Boners take a lot of work to be rock hard

>Nobody has a 8" dick or a 9" dick either.
What?

LBJ would whip his cock out in the Senate bathroom and wave it around. He called it Jumbo. It was apparently very large.

All pornstar cocks are smaller than you think they are. People think of these pornstarts having these double digit inches huge cocks which just ain't true.

Even the hugest of pornstars guys like Mandingo and Matt Hughes are about 9 or so, not 11 like they are billed.

Most big dicked porn stars are around 7". The one that seem especially big close to 8.

Barack Obama is half black so I would assume him unless he takes after his white side.

Dude my cock is 8" bone pressed and doesn't even look big.

Sure porn films use funny angles and lenses to cheat reality but most porn actors probably do have huge cocks.

Tfw it's fridat night and I should be out slaying pussy but im just browsing a pro goyim dick size url

Funny story, the guy with the biggest Johnson in the world is a fat Jew named Jonah Falcon, and he doesn't do anything pornographic, he's literally a fat NEET

Im a 6'4" tall chef at Wendys, I make 300k annually and my dick is 11x7, ask me anything

Ur trippin probly measure from your asshole

>Dude im 5'6 with a 10 inch dick

audibly lol'd, thanks user

Most posters are saying that Teddy Roosevelt and LBJ were the Presidents with the biggest ones.
Teddy Roosevelt ended segregation in New York schools as NY governor, and was the first US president to invite a black man (Booker T. Washington) to dinner in the White House.

Lyndon Johnson was the man who signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which outlawed discrimination.

A white man with a big dick feels a sense of kinship with the black man, so regardless of his personal beliefs, he has an irresistible urge to do good things for black people.

Have you been nice to a black person today?

>arguing about dick sizes on Cred Forums

JUST

Its a sad kind of laugh

I hate being reminded how fucked Cred Forums is on the head. Literally "fucked" by huge mental dicks

Sage

Nah fuck this thread actally

The Congo has an AVERAGE dick size of 7.1 inches, but 8 and 9 inch dicks are impossible?

Well my dick is 5.4" fully erect and ready to murk a bitch

Yeah they do, 7 inches is pretty exceptionally large, and they look even bigger on 5'9 guys that fuck 5'2 chicks

TRUMPENIS MIGHTIER

ANDREW JACKSON

youtube.com/watch?v=S3GT9UN7nDo

Ah, a swarthy little chimpanzee with a piledriver benis. See woman and knock yourself over and pass out.

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=EUBiOOx0Pxw