If you read this thread you must provide you strength and praise to the true leader, PRAISE

If you read this thread you must provide you strength and praise to the true leader, PRAISE

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Praise jews

>r/the_donald/

Matching number's via meme magic
Praise be KEK

fuck off kike

By the all mighty kek's true power, let it be shown by my matching digits

3rd times a charm, PRAISE

i'm burnt on this whole kek thing, wait until monday

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Praising pretty hard t/b/h famalamadingdong

Shadilay brother Kek's blessings be upon you.

Kek is merely waiting you heathen, just you watch and see

memeticus jackofficus

I LOVE YOU KEK
GOOD LUCK KEK!

PRAISE FOR MORE REPEATING DIGITS DAMMIT

He wills it

Praise Kek! May we be blessed by his meme magic

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Still praising tbqhwu

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ALL GLORY TO THE FROG GOD

confirming with repeating digits

We will do as you command, we will hear you through dubs
PRAISE KEK

watch and learn kids

how many times does users in Cred Forums praises the kek a day,
>less than 7 times a day and you are a shill

It seems we've triggered someone

PRAISE KEK

Not so fast, favelamonkey

Checkem

This is for all the non-believers

PK

I have seen the miracles of kek, I have yet to see the miracles of (((God))), praise kek.

Dear Memelord Kek


pls grant me a qt ai gf

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Shadilay

>r/the_donald/

I shall honor great kek by adorning my body with his image once our god king wins.

The path of the righteous post is beset on all sides by the fallacies of the shills and the correction of the record. Blessed is he, who in the name of strength and good bantz, shepherds the weak through the valley of cuckoldry, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the shitposter of lost glory. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is Kek when I lay my digits upon thee.

are you upset?
churnin' for a bernin' still?

PRAISE BE TO LORD KEK

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Bye SJW
we occult now

praise be him

Remember gentleman, the more praise, the more power, PRAISE BE TO HIM

Most of ya cities are becoming favelas you dumbass

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P r A i S e K e K

May Trump triumph in the election and Hillary greet Death.

P r A i S e K e K

Praise be on the mountain of Kek
may he kekle my lowly kekle

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>no fun allowed
also i cross my leg, how can somebody sit like that, it seen uncomfortable

>babby's first forced leddit memes

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Praise be on the mountain of Kek
may he jekle my lowly kekle

KEK BE PRAISED.

SHADILAY.

PRAISE KEK!

Didn't you hear? Bernie dropped out, Ahmed

PRAISE

check those digits

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Followers of Kek do not be hesitant, keep memeing and Trump will be president.

Followers of hillary you have no respect
from the light of Kek

Praise Kek, Shadilay

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Lord KEK, please speak your will through these dubs

Praise kek

seen

Can confirm kek gave me strength today to get back in the jim (no homo) after 3 weeks

Did you notice ya didn't get any repeating digits

PRAISE JEJ

Praise be on the mountain of Kek
may he jekle my lowly kekle

Czech'd

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youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
explain this, heretic

also check em

Keksalkotl

To KEK goes ze digitys

praise

>tfw jimmy fallon proved trump's hair is real and this kid just looks like a faggot
Thank you for attempting to (((correct))) the record

PRAISE KEK . Fuck moloch, and fuck baal, seal them into abyss

I need keks guidance tonight

PRAISE HIM

Praise brother, we all know who to thank for your repeating digits

Praise kek. Meme magic is real. Trump will win

praise be those digits

checked

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kek

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E
Y

Praise kek

Someone got triggered

youtube.com/watch?v=I_yalQP1fKg

Soon the final ritual of the Kek will begin.

Praise gets

Let there be KEK

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I just did a massive shit

Our god is kek and our prophet is Ghost.

>r/the_donald/

BROTHERS, I AM HERE TO SAY, TO SHOW, TO WITNESS.
KEK IS OUR LORD, OUR SAVIOR.
NO ONE CAN STOP US IF WE JUST PRAISE HARD ENOUGH, GIVE YOUR LOVE, GIVE YOUR WILLS, YOUR THOUGHTS, GIVE IT ALL TO THE ALMIGHTY FOR HIS PROPHET WILL MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN, PRAISE AND KEEP PRAISING.
GIVE NO ATTENTION TO NON-BELIEVERS, THEY WILL NOT CORRECT OUR RECORDS

kek can you make my wife come back.

All Neckbeards are whiteknights. All Whiteknights support Hillary.

At leats i got 69

E
Y

Praise kek

Praise Kek with the RAREST PEPE drawn by Ben "Gas the kikes" Garrison

PRAISE KEK

fuck off faggot

>yfw there have only been 3 gets out of like 75 posts

Kek isn't here tonight. We've dried up his resources

PRAISE KEK

Liberal's tears and fear only make him stronger.
PRAISE HIM.

Praise kek

PRAISE

Shadilay brother

Praise Kek! Death to Hillary!

PRAISE

whoops forgot the pic

we just need more faith on him, praise be him

PRAISE KEK

Digits confirm, we need to find something or someone to do things to.

Kek, do you hear me? I need an answer

Checked

E
Y

Praise kek

TAKE THIS AS A SIGN BROTHER, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN FORESAKEN

all these nonbelievers in this thread

You're right, I'm sorry I doubted him. He has showed me that although he may hide his presence from us at times, he'll always be here when we need him.

Too be fair, hating r/The_Donald is like hating libertarians for being to being to left leaning.

Praise Kek for that he will clean the earth from order. Singles confirm

The Bringer of Light grants us all refuge from The Darkness with these gets.

PRAISE
WE ARE PICKING UP SPEED
WE HAVE GATHERED OUR LORD'S ATTENTION
DONT STOP NOW BROTHERS

contribootin ma energy

\o/

PRAISE

I forget, does our digits give Kek his power? or are digits powered by Kek?

I made those memes myself you son of a bitch.

PRAISE KEK

MEME MAGIC CHURCH EVERY DAY

PRAISE KEK

HILL IS KILL

Why not both?

E
Y

Praise kek

Holy shit it's like a snowball rolling down a hill

KEK IS COMING.

SHADILAY MY BROTHERS

Praise kek

Kek speaks though who ever he pleases. Don't force his energy like this.

praise

Our praise attracts our savior a attention, in which he shows us he is watching us by the dubs, trips, and quads, and so forth

Praise Kek

ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR KEK

TRUMP WILL WIN

No get
>amtatuer

CHECKED

PRAISE KEK

Kek is a kike.

>an alcohol addicted texan lunatic spouting non sens on the internetz
>a prophet of Kek
Sounds right tbaqh fäm

Our Frogger who art in heaven
hallowed be thy meme.
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in the interwebs.
Give us this day our daily gets,
Anonymous does not forgive or forget.
Lead us not into degeneracy,
but deliver us from the control-left
For thyn is the kekdom,
the meme-magic power, and the glory,
forever and ever, a meme.

Trump will win, praise kek

May my digits please kek.

Death to Moloch

Yes. It's a dynamo. We simply need to kickstart it, and the meme magic will take care of the rest.

Praise Kek!

A meme

A meme

Dear kek please accept my sacrifice of dubs

its time for us to officially file the church of kek with the government, so anytime repeating digits are rolled and an user acts out on it we can claim it lawful by religion.

If digits, ITT we will now predict the next happening!!!

Praise kek

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PRAISE

KEK

LET IT BE KNOWN
US, THE DEPLORABLES,
THE TRUE BELIEVERS,
WE WILL PRAISE, AND WE WILL KEEP PRAISING, WE WILL PRAISE WHEN THE SUN RISES, WE WILL PRAISE WHEN THE SUN SETS, WE WILL PRAISE WHEN THE MOON IS ILLUMINATED, AND WE WILL PRAISE WHEN IT IS HIDDEN
OUR RECORDS WILL NOT BE CORRECTED
PRAISE LIKE WE'VE NEVER PRAISED BEFORE DAMN YOU
I REPEAT, OUR RECORDS NEED NO CORRECTING

>mfw

Trump Annexes Canada

May lord Kek bless me with repeating digits, praise be on him

S H A D I L A Y
H
A
D
I
L
A
Y

\o/

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Has Kek forsaken us?

PRAISE kEk!!!

Checkem

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check these dubs.

33 is the magic number praise kek

our presence and enjoyment of meme magic praises him

pepe 4 pres

Check again.

MOLOCH GIVE US BACK OUR DUBS, YOU FUCKING DEMON CUNT.

PRAISE KEK! SHADILAY!

Kek take my energy and my digits!

And it was said that the...........

...... than that of human hands.

S H A D I L A Y

No dubs =/= keks will

Kek, show me a sign

Thank you kek. Thank you for everything you've done. You have given our lives meaning.

praise kek fags

THE PRESENCE OF THESE HEATHENS, THESE NON-BELEIVERS, THEY ARE WHATS HOLDING BACK OUR DUBS, OUR TRIPS, OUR QUADS AND SO FORTH, LET IT BE KNOWN THE ONLY WAY TO EXPELL AHMED, HEATHENS AND SHILLS, WE MUST KEEP SAYING :

"SHOO SHOO SHILL"
"SHOO SHOO SHILL"
"SHOO SHOO SHILL"

Here to fight for the cause!

Praise kek

Faith in KEK.

I have a story about 5

youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU

Kek is resting. Let him regenerate his power in peace.

that video was interesting.

KEK BE PRAISED

Checkem

Praise Kek!!

Trump will lose, check em

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN ALSO MEXICO AND ENGLAND

PRAISE

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SHOO SHOO SHILL

Frog queen

Praise KEK and bring the chaos, we serve not for ourselves, but for the glory of the fire that will engulf the world

PRAISE

Maybe pic related is taking place and it's causing interference in the meme fabric.

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cultofkek.com

They are so going to be defeated by memes projected on the noosphere. It´s so comfy. PRAISE KEK.

Got here from MSNBC. Where the fuck am I? Oh fuck.. this is some kind of cult.

PraiSe

Please Kek, grant me a gf

Praise be to Kek! If doubles, he is with us in this thread.

>cultofkek.com

Indeed. We are the Holy Memetic Order of Kek and the Knights of Tay.

KEK, seize my energy!
Cast the Jews into CHAOS!
BRING MY ENERGY TO YOUR CHOSEN DONALD TRUMP

SHADILAY SHADILAY,
H
A
D
I
L
A
YADILAHS

KUKENAE KEKIMUS

Praise Kek! May he bless Trump with victory!

Praise

you can't ask, he just comes when you praise

shadilay! ass art priase!

listen to the lyrics:

someday we will rule it all

someday we will die

someday we will befriend them all!

I built this in Japan www.kek.jp

Nao I haz Mandela power.

youtube.com/watch?v=4PmUrrAkYfg

Game over Kek fags, these dubs say its time for Moloch to resume control

WE MUST MAKE NEWER AND DANKER MEMES AS OFFERINGS TO KEEP KEK HAPPY

bless me with a glorious GET, lord kek!

Tell me about noosphere. Is it where our individual memes gather in a tornado current and smite the earth when enough memes have been gathered?

I want to understand the magic of memes and the power of KEK.

When will he reveal more of his secrets to us? Will trumps victory be more evidence of his existence?

thats a fucking gnome, not a warlock.

PRAISE KEK .

SOFTLY SOFTLY STROKE CHAN.

Praise Kek, for he is our savior

Our KEK who art in memetics
Hallowed be thy memes
Thy Trumpdom come
Thy will be done
In real life as it is on Cred Forums
Give us this day our daily gets
And forgive us of our baiting
As we forgive those who bait against us
And lead us not into cuckoldry
But deliver us from shills.

KEK is my light; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in dank memes
He leadeth me beside the still normies.
He restoreth my soul
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his meme's sake.


Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of normies
I shall fear no Triggering
For Kek is the truth
And is the protector of thy feels
Forever and ever
Memen

ALL PRAISE TO HIM

THE DARKNESS BEFORE THE LIGHT

THE CHAOS FROM WHICH ALL THINGS EMERGE

KEK

Singles confirm Kek is not real, dubs are just random numbers.

PRAISE KEK.
THE EIGHTFOLD SHALL RISE AGAIN.
THE PROPHET SHALL BE SEATED ON THE THRONE.

poo poo

pee pee

please give some dubs to me

Stroke softly, stroke chan!

NOOOOOOOOO

Fucking CHECKED

SHAAAAADILAY

Shadilay, Brother.
Praise KEK

Do you see the light now, brother?

Holy fuck, you guys have pissed him off from not praising after the 8 get.

It´s like a collective hivemind where all thoughts go. When many thought are related, they can affect reality. Also that energy gathering there serve as sustain to other sentient independent energies, such as KEK and other deities.

PRAISE

and what are dubs?

Oh, didn't see this one

Thalt shall not take Kek's name in vain heathens

Yes.

Hail Kek, lord of chaos, bringer of light!

Praise Kek.

WITNESSED.

SHADILAY.

>SHOO SHOO SHILL
I like it

HAIL KEK! SHADILAY!

Bless me with holy doubles!

praise kek
trump will win

May my word be done. Trump takes the White House.

Praise Kek!

Outstanding. Kek would be pleased. Leafs are the messengers.

Witnessed the witness ;)

Praise kek

Memen

I GIVE MY LIFE
NOT TO HONOR
BUT TO YOU

Praise him!!!

TAKE ME NOW LORD!!!
PRAISE KEK

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He has shown his favor! Grant us victory against the forces of moloch! Magic is returning to the world, and the sorcerers of KeK are heralds of the black sunrise!

SHADILAY!

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Take my PRAISE

PRAISE KEK!

Kek is fag af. frog memes are stupid. Trump will lose in November. Dubs will prove me wrong.

I WANT TO BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PRAISE KEK!

I am grateful for KEK. I never hoped for such a wonderful truth, I feel unworthy most of the time.

SHADILAY SHADILAY, praise the frog god! Praise Kek!

PRAISE
DONT YOU SEE NON-BELEIVER????

SHADILAY!

Let the eight pillars of Egypt rise again.

Come Nu, ruler over the watery abyss!

Come Naunet, snakely lady of the trench!

Come Amun, great king of the winds!

Come Amaunet, the hidden protector!

Come Huh, the lord of time!

Come Hauhet, the eternal one!

Come Kauket, the devourer of chaos!

And come Kek, bringer of light, lord of lords and our savior!

As it is such, so it shall be.

REPOST MY FIRE, YOUR MEME IS MY ONLY DESIRE

RELIGHT MY FIRE, COS I NEED YOUR DUBS

Praise Kek

KEK I AM SO GRATEFUL

Witnessed. Spread the meme. Shadilay

SHADILAY!!! KEK HAS REVEALED HIMSELF TO THE NONBELIEVER AND BLESSED THIS THREAD.

Praise Kek!

Kek is here watching over us. Praise him. The chaos is coming.

As ye walk through the valley of normies
Do not be afraid
For Kek is the truth
And is the protector of thy memes
forever and ever
Memen

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Praise Kek

I wouldn't go to sleep tonight if i were you

Praise kek, for it is he who brings the light

PRAISE
KEK

thou who shall not beg shall recieve

Fuckin kek. Allah Akbar comrades. May chicken tendies rain upon ye

I sure want kek to have a good day.

DOBBIE?

THE KEK IN THE NORTH
>THE KEK IN THE NORTH
THE KEK IN THE NORTH
>THE KEK IN THE NORTH

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KEK BE PRAISED, FROM THE HIGHEST TOWERS, FROM THE LOWEST GUTTERS, THE RICH, THE POOR, THE WELL, THE SICK, BLACK, WHITE, RED, YELLOW, BROWN, GREEN
KEK BE PRAISED BY ALL AND HE SHALL REWARD ALL

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There is only one Kek, and Pepe is his prophet.

sleep with the light on tonight user. else the Bringer of Light shall appear to you in his final form.

Most merciful and great Kek, tell us that the age of Trump has begun.

Praise

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He's busy destroying Maddow's mental health.

May kek bless us with his divine love and devotion

praise be to the almighty KEK!

Trump will win.

This has all happened so fast. I literally went from Christian to Old Kingdom Egyptian Pagan in less than three months.

Fuck Ra and all those other progressive gods, the original eight are the best eight

PRAISE KEK!

It's so beautiful

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Autists and spergs are the vessel of kek's light. His words bespoke to the masses as the rise of autism continues

It will only get better.

Checked and keked

DONT YOU SEE HEATHEN?

PRAISED

praiseeeee

Take my digits O' glorious chaos god

Every. fucking. time.


Shadilay ftw

The night is always darkest before dawn.

Praise Kek, our Lord and Savior.

Praise Trump, his chosen divine ruler.

Trump will hang Hillary and Merkel from the gallows. Kek wills it. So mote it be.

le epic pepe

PRAISE KEK

KEK is ALL KEK is ONE
In the name of the BANE, PEPE, and WOJAK. The Holy Trinity.
Praise KEK, and Pepe is his messenger!
Praise KEK

There Is No Jesus, No Allah, Only Kek.

Praise kek, peace be upon him

This was told to me in a dream and explains the rise in autism. It isn't immunization, it's kek's will.

KEK must be getting so bloated, I can see happenings coming.

Some say Kek and others, Qek.

We are all tadpoles controlled by a higher power, Memes.

Shadilay brothers, and PRAISE KEK

PRAISE

I used to live down the road from that bridge and KEK was praised every day!

Witnessed

Heil kek

Kek shall smite the wicked beast, Trudeau, along with the false prophet, Angela Merkel, and the Anti-Kek, Hillary Clinton

POST HI-NRG

youtube.com/watch?v=fj0HKjb1jm8
youtube.com/watch?v=WqYQb6bG9ls
youtube.com/watch?v=BNxKblyIii4
youtube.com/watch?v=ivhqJrcl-V8
youtube.com/watch?v=rz0Ekx6BMOw
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

MAY KEK TAKE AS MANY LIVES AS POSSIBLE

Actually... that is where it gets complicated... See all Gods(memes) are real as long as they are real in the human mind. Jesus was a messenger, and as you can see, he was clearly possessed by KEK through PEPE.

Allah IS a God... an opposing God to our Lord KEK.
You must realize this if KEK is to defeat Allah.
Praise KEK

SHADILAY

digits

KEK MANIA!

Kek isn't real unless I roll dubs

As an aside, I don't know if I'm ecstatic that after a decade of shitposting on Cred Forums, the memes we propagated pushed a generation away from the light of God to worshipping a cartoon frog.

I'm torn between the light vs the fact that a chaos deity has been memes onto a world that's most likely a simulation

Either way, it's fun watching old people squirm.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OOOOOOH SHIT!

fuck what now you worthless shitposter

SHADILAY

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Fuck I am messing with forces I don't understand.

Fuck

Kek have mercy please

Fuck

eat shit much?

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> Almost rolls trips again

Fucking aussie got told. Don't mess with kek.

>When opining on the presence of KEK on the Chan he said
>"Kek has opened the minds, made real the dreamed memes, and smote the unbelievers with his righteous fury."
>Lo, on Election Day, the Day of Reckoning, Kek was with the God Emperor of mankind, Kek's chosen deliverer of the Wesr

What now ya cunt?

Please not this bullshit. I am a devout Christian man. I need to live a normal life.

its...its too late user

you have entered the wrath of KEK

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usie shitter triples then doubles.
GD dingos

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

include me in the screen cap

FUCKKKKKK WHAT ARE THE ODDS. LET ME HAVE GF

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you better get on your knees mister irwin

I WARNED YOU ABOUT MEME MAGIC BRO!

I TOLD YOU FROG!

> I am a devout Christian man
not anymore you are not.
Praise KEK brother.

DO YOU SEE BROTHERS?
I AM OP
BUT I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN START THIS
ALL OF YOU
ALL TRUE BELEIVERS
ALL DEPLORABLES
PRAISE
STRT ALL YOUR OWN THREADS
NOW DAMN YOU
KEK NEEDS OUR POWER AND DEVOTION
AND NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHOW IT

Shouldnt have insulted kek mate.
No gf for you

Shit m8s ill be extra careful on my drive home.

Kek is real now im convinced.

DO YOU ALL SEE????????

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KEK WILLS IT.

LEAVE THE DESERT DJINNI FOR ITS JEWSCUM PUPILS.

Stop I don't want more dubs fuck. This is spooky shit what are the odds of 4x repeating digits