TRUMP GENERAL - LOW EFFORT EDITION

(((Rachel Maddow))) Explains Why This is the Best Damn Current Year Ever

youtube.com/watch?v=JajNRH6zQa4

MAKE ANOTHER DYNASTY!

that looks like a vicious snake

>cher might be in this thread

That's a big snek

nice delivery

fucking puked, don't ever post something this disgusting again you faggot.

Reported and hidden.

Holy shit, I'll take two. Where can I get these?

#NotAllFrogs
#JeSuisPepe

RUSE THREAD
SAGE & REPORT
>REPEAT
SAGE & REPORT

>Muh dick

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Of course we are. He's always welcome on Cred Forums

In the greenest of our valleys
By good angels tenanted,

Once a fair and stately palace—
Radiant palace—reared its head.

In the monarch Thought’s dominion,
It stood there!

Never seraph spread a pinion
Over fabric half so fair!

hav u condisrd that dilon crump is racist

man no wonder dc hotels are fuckin expensive

what did he mean by this?

Trump really shot himself in the foot with that whole birther thing.

We're doing our Cred Forums ancestors proud

HOLY FUCK BASED NEW IPSOS POLLS!

Trump in:

Iowa +9
New Mexico +5
Nevada +4
Colorado +3
Florida +4

Tied in Michigan

Clinton up

Pennsylvania +2
Wisconsin +3
Oregon +3
Maine +1

alpdata.rand.org/?page=election2012

This is what the la times poll bases their methodology on.
Seemed to be pretty accurate for 2012.

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Fuck this Aussie thread.

Banners yellow, glorious, golden,
On its roof did float and flow

(This—all this—was in the olden
Time long ago)

And every gentle air that dallied,
In that sweet day,

Along the ramparts plumed and pallid,
A wingèd odor went away.

Link

No, he literally turned the tables against the media.

Wanderers in that happy valley,
Through two luminous windows, saw

Spirits moving musically
To a lute’s well-tunèd law,

Round about a throne where, sitting,
Porphyrogene!

In state his glory well befitting,
The ruler of the realm was seen.

And all with pearl and ruby glowing
Was the fair palace door,

Through which came flowing, flowing, flowing
And sparkling evermore,

A troop of Echoes, whose sweet duty
Was but to sing,

In voices of surpassing beauty,
The wit and wisdom of their king.

YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN

When is the new LA times poll coming?

Or do we have to wait to monday?

SHE HAS NO CONTROL, NO STRENGTH AND NO STAMINA

MEANWHILE TRUMP HAS 4 STRENGTH, 4 STAM

But (((evil things))), in robes of sorrow,
Assailed the monarch’s high estate;

(Ah, let us mourn!—for never morrow
Shall dawn upon him, desolate!)

And round about his home the glory
That blushed and bloomed

Is but a dim-remembered story
Of the old time entombed.

>people last april said theres no way the election would have more happenings then the zimmerman trial

>now on the verge of getting a nationalist elected and the MSM and his opposition are more concerned with pepe and online shitposters

Can someone make a real Trump general please

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And travellers, now, within that valley,
Through the red-litten windows see

Vast forms that move fantastically
To a discordant melody;

While, like a ghastly rapid river,
Through the pale door

A hideous throng rush out forever,
And laugh—but smile no more.

89186285
Migrate

projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/updates/

day old but still tasty

I'll be doing my part in Nevada

we have one to go to after this thread

I am still not over the PR jiujitsu of yesterday.

Giggling like an idiot.

youtube.com/watch?v=CewPCJoACX0

>those vaporwave scanlines to make a low resolution image look acceptable on a large screen
He truly does hire the best people, folks.

the Pepe messing Trump's hair gets to me in a weid way but I don't know why

WEW LAD

OP posted a bunch of b8 links

MAKE ANOTHER DYNASTY!

Reminder that the polls are all fake

Here's the future
>Trump doing incredible in polls
>People spam polls about "how good trump is doing"
>Media simultaneously does some random hit piece and plays it out to be a big deal
>Polls suddenly do a complete "flip"
>Hillary is now up a few points
>Electronic voting secures it for Hillary despite massive exit poll differences
>FBI refuses to investigate because "The polls were similar, and you guys trusted them before so no take backs!"
And then Civil war happens in the next 4 years

Fun fact: there's only valet parking at the Trump hotel in LV, because it eliminates break-ins.

Which people would want to see the reactions of and even pay, when Trump wins the election?

REAL THREAD
DON'T TRUST THE ETERNAL AUSSIE

I've seen this somewhere before...
youtube.com/watch?v=eXFz3MVwlu0

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New Mexico is weird as fuck

SPLITTER

MAKE ANOTHER MESS!!!

Sage. Also thanks for ruining Joey Diaz for me. His basis for Trump being connected to the mafia is the dumpster prices during the 1980s and a construction job he worked in New Jersey once.

There was no fucking mafia at that point. The establishment politicians WERE and ARE the mafia. THAT is who Trump had to work with to get shit built.

jej

Lol look at these small hands

Joey Diaz is a fat fucking drug addicted cow and a compulsive liar.

Must be the spics waking up and reeing.

In fact, I bet the spics who post here are on their way to get free shit from King Nigger.

>tfw thought of eating snake steaks the entire webm

I was informed becoming American would make me want to stop eating weird shit

have we found yet what fall from her leg? a gps, or part of a leg brace?

Man, Donald looks fat in profile.

>Buddha Pepe
>Nazi

THIS CANDIDATE
HAS A FUNNY FACE

Dude kind of is

But that's okay

>911
America is where all weird shit converges user.

he definitely likes his suits tailored mogul-style

This is the real answer

>Clinton leading more in OH and NC than PA
>doubt.png

I don't trust anything from Ipsos after seeing their day-by-day post-9/11 national poll results.

Red Pill Philosophy: Watch Me Call This White Liberal "Racist" For Mocking Black Trump Supporters

youtube.com/watch?v=VPjjLo0LU3s

He's a glutton... for America.

(((Reuters))) is a Hillary support agency, what would you expect

Great Pro-Trump Youtube channel

youtube.com/user/LifeLibertyNow/videos

Someone looked but Hillary's goons arrived and made him leave while they searched the area.
youtube.com/watch?v=m0tg8TVRmcE

That's fucking stupid though, military wouldn't fire on civilians, local cops are pro trump, spooks are lukewarm at best for either candidate though probably don't like Clinton and incompetence, liberals aren't armed, vets are provided trump and he has popular support

Even if there was a civil war it'd be a short one because who has the support of yge best armed wins

>military wouldn't fire on civilians
Look up the Milgram experiment. They'll do as they're ordered because that's their job.

that cat looks literally exactly like my cat
>tfw she died this spring
feels BAD man

are the CTR shills gone yet?

fucking cher man.

But user, Cher is an old bat that thinks going to "their site" is viewing their twitter page, which that is obviously a picture of.

Nope. That's never how this works.

Isolated experiments are not how coups work.

Is CNN still assblasted about yesterday?

They're shitter shattered.

It's incredible.

>Is CNN assblasted
Yes

>Is CNN still assblasted
the answer will always be yes

And how did Van Jones/Don Lemon react?

Probably but their homepage doesn't look too bad. They're waiting for Trump to slip up.

Absolutely sickened, disgusted, appalled, etc. "The most vile moment in Trump's campaign so far." Asses on permablast

>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/776998082936315904
Officers shot in Texas

Is this a new event?

Yes

This is a shill thread.

Hillary is doomed after engaging in total war against Pepe. By the time she realizes her mistake the election will be over.

Why the fuck do you have a salon video in the OP you stupid fucking faggot

this is a shill thread. abandon

WHAT DID I FUCKING MISS

JESUS CHRIST

>tfw Hillary denounces Moloch live and praises Kek after realizing her mistake, only it's too late

She asked for a total war. Maybe she should've been ready to fight.

>no snek gf ever
Life is full of suffering and misery

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youtube.com/watch?v=OOmfb4mBX24

The most amazing trolling ever

Also Pepe is now a "racist" icon

who the fuck split the thread

This keeps with traditional lore.
Singles prove nothing.
Doubles are the only way to divine the memery

yea wtf brits and aussies should get the fuck out

MIGRATE HERE FUCK POSTING HERE

^^^MAKE IT FRONT PAGE AGAIN^^^

kikekiki ^_^ kikikike

Make THAT GUY angry again!

MAKE MAGIC CARDS GRATE AGAIN!!!

Cabbage... I mean; sage.

Behind. Every. Shitpost.

a german

>what if I told you some of us are still here

>tfw been on Cred Forums for 3 years now
>tfw been on Cred Forums for 1 year now
>Still a newfag

fuck

>only been on Cred Forums for 3 years

over a decade here

WHEN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

SING THE SONGS OF ANGRY MEN

WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE DRUMS

THERE IS LIFE ABOUT TO START WHEN TOMORROW COMES

What did I miss yesterday?

since it started and somethingawful goon before that since 1998

somehow i managed to buy a house have an aryan wife and made a son even though i am so socially autistic

Muslim here, with a message for you islamophobic people.

The West created this mess.

It was you who divided up the land.

It was you who put in the puppet governments.

It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.

It was you who allowed the Jews to exterminate and enslave the Palestinians.

It was you who played geopolitical games with Iraq and Iran during their war.

It was you who gave Saddam chemical weapons.

It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran.

It was you who created the Mujaheddin, Osama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda.

It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Iraq.

It was you who, with your gluttonous oil consumption, gave power to Saudi Arabia and turned a blind eye to their funding of Wahhabi extremism.

It was you who abused the Arab world so much that they felt they had to attack your soil on 9/11.

It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Afghanistan in retaliation against a small group that lived there.

It was you who invaded Iraq unprovoked, destroyed it's infrastructure, massacred it's people, and left it in shambles in your wake.

It was you who covertly ignited civil wars in Libya and Syria because it suited your geopolitical interests, only to let the bloodbaths stagnate when your goals failed.

It was you who not only caused ISIS to exist, but allowed them to grow like a cancer unchecked.

It was you who destroyed the lives of millions of Arabs and forced them to leave their homeland.

You are the cause of all of this. Still you go ahead and blame us for all these tragic incidents. I'm not easily triggered but shit like this makes me really mad.

wow

A

FUCKING

TOOTHPASTE

Dutch are beyond cucked. Say hello to Geert for me Imad

savage

There will never again be civil war on the US.

(((they))) still don't know what the ((())) means hehee

OP is a paid shill

Don't ask me how I know this

Pepe will outlive the end times

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