What is the most redpilled way to enjoy my morning coffee?
Obviously homemade over starcucks, but should I drink filter, moka pot, French press, go all out and have an espresso machine set up in the kitchen?
I want an honest cup of morning Joe, not play into the hands of the caffeinated Jew. Help me Cred Forums.
>What is the most redpilled way to enjoy my morning coffee?
By not drinking it
hot chocolate coffee
>Falling for the caffeinated Jew
But I want to
That sounds disgusting AND unhealthy
Last week I just got in to this. Broke away from the caffeinated jew. I bought a mr. Coffee and a french press. I have been using the mr. Coffee quite a bit. I like it because it's pretty fast and you can smell the coffee in the house almost immediately. I've heard the french press is better. I'll try it later. Also considering getting a coffee bean grinder, they are only $20..
So nice to have a caffeinated non soda drink at home. Makes me more productive by not having to leave the house. But don't overdo it!
>not cumming in it first
Fuckin' plebs man.
Are you CTR'ing coffee posts now too?!
French press is shit tier coffee. Enjoy your overextracted sludge brew.
Pour over nigga. It's so easy and convenient.
Items needed:
>Coffee grinder
>Coffee beans (whole bean, pre-ground beans are not fresh)
>Spoon
>Coffee Strainer
>Coffee Filter (Melita is god-tier)
>12-16 oz mug
>Measuring cup
1. Pour 12-16 oz. of water into measuring cup. Put into microwave for 3 1/2 - 4 min (depending on power of microwave)
2. Grab strainer and put on top of mug
3. Put a filter in the strainer
4. Pour coffee into coffee grinder. For a strong cup, fill the grinder until you cannot see any part of the blades.
5. Grind coffee beans for 15 seconds
6. Pour fresh coffee grinds onto transfer paper. (Wax paper is best)
7. Once water is done boiling, pour a small amount onto coffee filter to eliminate the paper-esque taste of the filter
8. Pour grinds onto filter
9. Pour water over filter
10. Stir the grinds with spoon until a hazelnut-brown crema forms
11. Wait for water to filter through coffee, apply more water as needed from measuring cup
12. Enjoy!
I love my coffee black. It is the healthiest method of consuming coffee plus I love the taste of coffee in general so I don't need to add a shit ton of milk/sugar to it for it to taste good.
>What is the most redpilled way to enjoy my morning coffee?
With about 50% whisky.
Otherwise just throw it out and make yourself some strong tea.
Dude these Capachas are killing me fuck off Cred Forums.
Damn this sounds good
Black, no cream or sugar. With a cigarette.
>THE YEAR 5000 SINCE CREATION
>DRINKING THE CAFEIN JEW
dont do that friend
Milk in your coffee helps prevent staining on your teeth believe it or not
If you are going to fall for the caffeinated jew the only way
to prepare it is espresso. Based Italians figured it out and
there is no other acceptable method. Obtain high quality
beans, proper burr grinder and a good machine. Then learn
how to express and enjoy the contents of the jew bean.
Drink it through your colon
coffee milkshake
Expresso machines are alright desu. Nespresso is great, but i prefer lavazza.
Or just stop by a nearby coffee before work and read the papers while sipping
Coffee production is cntl-lefted by jews
Buy cheap 200 mg caffeine pills instead.
black filtered through an old sock otherwise bust you sissy fag
>I like my coffee like I like my crude. So thick it clogs the pipeline and shuts down all oil exports from Alaska.
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just drink it straight black you fag
and if you want to go to starbucks get an americano with extra shots. just dont drink more than one maybe two a day and youll be good.
Black fag
>I love coffe so much
>Yassss
>lactose-free caramel macchiato with chocolate and cream
this desu
Cold brew coffee is God tier. It won't have any tannins so it'd be a perfect non-bitter brew.
Grind the beans into your protein shake along with flax.
And use pic related.
Milk neutralizes the effect of caffeine.
Grind your own beans, use a stove top espresso maker, add a teaspoon of maca powder.. you will never go back
Put a bot of water on the stove to boil, throw some coffee grounds in.
Don't whine about grounds when you drink it like a little bitch.
We're not a coffee culture, we drink robusta to be alert, not for it to taste good.
Go italian if you want a tasty coffee, but then again you might as well drink tea if the tast is a factor.
Coffee exist only to work hard, it's a drug, not a food.
Drinking it regularly will lower your acuity slowly due to the addiction.
You will have to have some coffee less break.