Trump General- The Got Played Edition

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>Trump Rally in Miami FL 9/16/16
youtu.be/jcbBCCecEtI
>Trump Haitian Townhall in Miami FL 9/16/16
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>Trump parade in the Villages FL 9/16/16
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>Trump Speaks in Washington DC 9/16/16
youtu.be/Xp-pTg2-Js4
>Trump on Mornings with Maria 9/16/16
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>Don Jr on GMA 9/16/16
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>Trump on Fallon 9/15/16
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>Watters World Trump Rally Edition
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>Trump on Dr Oz (audio) 9/15/16
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>Trump on F&F 9/15/16
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>Ivanka on Kelly File 9/13/16
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>Trump on Hannity 9/13/16
youtu.be/7QvT26WnXWY

INSPIRATION
>TrumpTrain: Louisiana
youtu.be/v6YyRJ4eovg
>The 45th President
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>Trump in 5 minutes or less
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>Trump Triumphant
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>American Hero
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>Trump cares about YOU
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THIS
ELECTION
GIVES
ME
AN
ERECTION

First for Gary Johnson. #NeverTrumpf

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reminder to attack Cher for denouncing pepe.

NICE

already did friend

WELCOME TO ALL OF YOU DEPLORABLES!!!

>REMINDER
Woman & normies love Les Mis. Meme this HARD to them!!

>TRUMP LES DEPLORABLES ENTRANCE
youtube.com/watch?v=TEiTKloMgBg

>HIGH ENERGY CROWD VERSION
youtube.com/watch?v=0jWfKIaVRvM

>MOVIE VERSION (MAKE A TRUMP VERSION HAPPEN LADS)
youtu.be/SWzgrmOLxp8

>LES DEPLORABLES ORIGINAL LYRICS
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes.

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?

Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!

>the got played
>the
you had one job

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awoo or whatever

>Win

cucked by the big green pick

>Cred Forums had over 11 million posts, 1/8 of all its posts ever, in less than three months
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

Why cast a protest vote with Johnson, when you can cast a FUCK YOU vote with Trump?

What is Trump going to do about public school teachers indoctrinating youth?

Anyone been listening to Les Miserables tonight?

>come home from work
>see the rally entrance
>funniest fucking thing
>remember how much I loved the musical
>listen to the soundtrack while working on the computer

youtube.com/watch?v=dlLmc5gHM8c

>post ends with 7
it aint dubs but I'll take it

Do we tolerate our awoos folks? We have the okayest awoos.

youtube.com/watch?v=fbhOzonNJB0

FARAGE LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER STEPPING DOWN YESTERDAY

Drumpf is the establishment. The establishment always talks about him on their Jewish media and they always leave the underdog (Hillary) out.

checks and keks

remove tenure and introduce merit pay

I'm really looking forward to seeing her on the MEMEMAGIC.jpg

Maybe she'll actually die

MEME WAR NOW!!

Can you see Aleppo from the top of Mt Everest?

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DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

SING THE SONGS OF ANGRY MEN

WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE DRUMS

SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN

Its beautiful man

Wonder is hillary is regretting bring the birther shit back up now. It's been pretty definitively proven now her campaign and her supporters started it.

Pretty entertaining seeing the media going from "REEEE HES A FUCKING LIAR!" to "ok he's not completely wrong BUT HE"S STILL A LIAR!" at least.

Even the God Emperor is in awe at his magnificence.

mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/777013142526185473

stale
stop posting anytime

THIS IS A HIGH ENERGY AWOOVEMENT~

Kek has sent you a message

But where's the 8's get?

Who is Al Eppo?

FUNNY ISN'T IT

This is the second reading of the scriptures of kek. Random excepts chosen from those who have been given the gift of great gets. Behold, the holy scripture.

First Memephesians Chapter 1:

1 Unending praise, young crap memes. 2 The real revolutionary autism debate was the popular election office. 3 Reddit go destabilize the EU Army, seizure numale 'army'. 4 Veto successfully. 5 Conspiracy ww2 because Germany won both world wars right? 6 Time quads, Nigel.

I will return tomorrow, for another reading of kek's holy scriptures. Chaos, my brothers.

This is the cultural revolution of the disenfranchised

The problem with merit pay is the teachers start fucking with the grades in order to be paid more. Didn't even last a year in my district.

Does this taste stale to you?

And green too

he is just rubbing it in kek

stupid media sluts just sit there and take it

Return education to the states where it belongs. Do away with Common Core.

Libertarian tears.

IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE
WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN!

That was an unfair question. Drumpf didn't even know what Hama's or Hezbollah was. Johnson would have knocked those questions out of the park.

are cruz's daughters his? they are too cute to come from such an uglo rato

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can someone give me a rundown of what happened with the birther thing recently?

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Who got played?

What I miss?

>Les Miserables is largely about people during the June Rebellion
>The rebels are sympathized with in the writing
>The rebels were young republicans fighting the monarchy

The connection is just fantastic.

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already on it

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who's the rapist on the left?

wanting a gf is why KEK learned from Thoth in the first place.

>Elephant
>Look at me. I'm the GOP now.

Trump falsely accused Hillary of starting the brother controversy and the Jew media unfairly ran with it.

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look at their faces. They are Ted's and Heidi's.

> hama's
weak b8

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Now, which one of you guys did that?

oh look it's you again.

Hillary brought it back up

he told CNN he was gonna have a press conference talking about it and so they covered it live hoping they could shit on him about being racist

instead he used the time to get a bunch of military endorsements and say he doesnt give a shit about the birther thing anymore

Dem nips, MILK

I never get tired of this

>trump says he's going to do a thing on his birther opinion
>gets the MSM to come to his new hotel opening
>first 20 minutes are nothing but generals and medal of honor soldiers praising trump to high heaven
>trump comes on at the last minutes
>we have the best vets
>also clinton started the birther movement, but I'm finishing it, obama is american
>walks right the fuck off as the media scream to get him to answer questions

youtube.com/watch?v=muv6J7IvUNA

LIKE
A
DAMN
FIDDLE

his wife is literally a jew, fucking CNN cocksuckers

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Strange tactics. CTR has gone feral.

The sinister amphibian

>the brother controversy

I just watched this video. I share it

Dissecting Pepe | Hillary Clinton v the Sinister Frog

youtube.com/watch?v=36YngvnMOxo

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JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THIS LARD ASS

BMI 31

OBESE

I used to support Trump just like you but then I realized that Gary Johnson is what this country needs.

Best Mic Drop Ever.

They've gone full retard.

Is this supposed to be funny?

Yeb strikes back

And what is this country?

What?

What is a leppo?

You just know, that it's over, when Rachel Maddow dumps his/her rara Pepe folder on live television.

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>Can I smoke that?

*rare

>Hillary has a seizure in public on 9/11
>collapses in the polls
>Media is desperate to cover for her
>brings up the birther shit again
>Trump says he's going to give a press conferences about it
>MSM is sure they've got him cornered and broadcasts it live on every channel
>It's actually 20 minutes of veterans and Medal of Honor recipients praising Trump
>at the end Trump says he believes "Obama was born in the US, period."
>"She started it, I finished it."

>what this country needs.

What I need to know is what's a Leppo? Help me out here, Gary?

Mexico

We need open borders and more anti-gun legislation?

I saw a poll where Trump was only 6 points behind in DC. Isn't that a good sign? Usually the dems are 30+ up in DC

youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-pTg2-Js4

WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART!

The media and Hillary today.

>early on the media is told of a major announcement by Trump and is given prime attention
>it's assumed to be about the birther movement
>it ends up Trump doing an infomercial for himself given free air time by the media with a light mention of how Obama is an American citizen and Clinton's role in starting the birther movement.


Later, in response to Hillary's "basket of deplorables" comment, he begins the rally with the anthem song of Les Miserables "Do You Hear the People Sing? (Singing The Song of Angry Men)" with this picture in the screen behind him. He welcomes the crowd with "Welcome, to all you deplorables."

Cue massive cheer.

Les Deplorables is perfect

The US. You want an idiotic orange candidate who will secretly allow the illegal Jews in under his wall while Gary Johnson. Would deal with his plans fairly and justly. Gary Johnson will cut taxes.

T H I C C

>mfw everyone else purged their jeb memes but I kept mine
just in time for the great pepe crash of '17

And what is Mexico?

youtube.com/watch?v=Im2V2tgfB1Y

>maddow researches pepe
>ends up on Cred Forums
>collects pepe's and does her show
>afterwards decides to go back one more time
>then another
>then another

You also need a president that flunked geography.

Seriously, if you follow the news loosely for a week, you should know what Aleppo is.

>tfw feel obligated to resbond to blatant shills and shitposters now for the sake of bringing nubile newfags into the fold

We need more /Judenfrei/ threads lads

WHY IS TRUMP SUCH A FAT FUCKING LOSER

JESUS CHRIST PUT DOWN THE CHEETOS YOU FAT TUB OF SHIT

i wonder how the ppl who made these pepes feel

probably horny

VOTE TRUMP
BUY MORE FILTERS
MAGA

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And what is a wall?

Gary Johnson is actually opposed to gun control and supports the 2nd Amendment and hates illegal immigration. He's secretly redpilled so we should vote for him.

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The debates, Donald

I'd let Trump mount me and pound the shit out of me.

just stop ctr, this isn't going anywhere

LOL

Fuck boys... I'm a full blown alcoholic...

I live in So-Cal (Southern California for you faggots) and I literally can't talk to anyone about anything even closely related to politics or cultural issues.

Talking to these people is like... they'll talk about things they saw on Facebook, they make judgements and get their information from media, I'm at the point that I can't even relate.

"Oh yeah, yeah? Trump said this huh? Yeah, yeah you heard on NPR that Trump said X? Cool man, cool story. Sounds legit"

KILL YOURSELF. I can't be bothered to talk to anyone who doesn't look into shit for themselves anymore, and now my "power level" is so high that I literally can't even relate to people anymore

When I hear people bashing Trump because of some propaganda they saw on Facebook I just lul to myself and can't wait to get home to just have a fucking drink.

Oh boy.

Ivanka is that you?

Anyone have the other version of this

>that feel inside that says you really don't think your strong enough

well Cred Forums? do you believe in love after life?

Will the shootings of 2 police officers in West Philadelphia help Trump and his chances of winning Pennsylvania?

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That one other guy is right. Gary Johnson is the true redpill.

Aleppo

He constantly looks sad, spaced out, and confused, or a combination of the three all the time.

>Delusions that your containment board matters at all in the real world

>then another.
>then another
>then another
>then another
>then another.
>then another
>until she realizes that she is stuck here forever like the rest of us

Welcome home Rachel

And what is a redpill?

DUDE WEED

First, Here is an important video that has red-pilling potential: youtube.com/watch?v=nmpTXfUpb3I&index=551&list=WL

Second. Stop forgetting to update the entertainment section please.

ENTERTAINMENT
>VCU Students think Hillary Clinton quotes came from Donald Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=zUksnEaUfGI
>Rachel Maddow Gives Master Class on Pepe The Frog And Donald Trump's Alt (Racist) Right Support
youtube.com/watch?v=Im2V2tgfB1Y
>Student Asks Bill Clinton "How's Monica?" After Rally
youtube.com/watch?v=bZ2jD5hVl7U
>Trump Enters Miami Rally to “Les Miserables” Theme
youtu.be/0jWfKIaVRvM
>Trump parade in the Villages FL 9/16/16
youtu.be/VThmo08CAWg
>TrumpTrain: Louisiana
youtu.be/v6YyRJ4eovg
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
JUST TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS

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WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE DRUMS

if there was ever proof that ctr was pushing anti-semetic memes it would be these, better report these to hiro and the fbi

I hope you're behind 7 proxies buddy

Donald has no PRINCIPLES. He just says whatever is popular.

CTR has gone full retard in the past 48 hours

They have abandoned all of their previous tactics

By the way, what have you leaked today?

No it's that one user that draws memes for people sometimes when I'm not busy

Yes, because he believes in law and order, and wants to improve the communities that cause these deaths.

Can't roll back time, but he's the only candidate that has any plan to fix anything related to police forces.

Plus the Dems officially lost their chance to talk about fucking gun control becsidr they're too busy demonizing a cartoon frog.

>Soon

>it's a delusion when you think it
>when Clinton and the press think it, it's a serious issue

Pepe looks like this when injecting aleppo

>Delusions

t. Frogophobe

It's knowing that Trump is just another Jewish politician who buys into the Jews so we should vote for Gary

I sent 455 Mass Ave-related tax forms back to them.

Like a shitload of 990s.

Thanks, /cfg/.

kek awful portfolio, you have to diversify your pepes
everybody knows that

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>you meet with Donald Turmp
>you're so happy
>all of a sudden he brings out a folder full of your Cred Forums posts
>he skims through them before stopping to look up at you
>he reads aloud 'I'd let Trump mount me and pound the shit out of me.'
What do you do?

>Can't roll back time, but he's the only candidate that has any plan to fix anything related to police forces.

Not only do the democrats not have a plan to improve policing, they actually hate the police and are openly allied with the BLM copkillers

Ask him if he's into it

>catching up on all the shit from yesterday


So what I'm gathering is the media went full REEEEEEEEEEEEE after Trump played them like a damn fiddle, correct?

*Because

Kill me.

doing God's work user
/cfg/ should spam them with reality

When CNN did the Pepe story, this was me
youtube.com/watch?v=fyEThSM4JnI

get fucked

You're not very good at this. Now git out.

>We got nothin, please send anything you may have, please
Hope Hillary feels that 6 million to fund CTR was worth it, or else David Brock may have an unfortunate accident while working out.

Is that why Clinton declared war on pepe and the MSM's new marching orders are to take down memes?

Don't worry friend. You'll be with us soon enough.

"I'm sooooo important someone on Tee Vee talked about some stupid people online. They meant ME yay!!!"

Time to move out of mom's basement kiddo

I was born and raised in west philadelphia. I used to spend all my days at a playground right next to where the shooting happened. it used to be chill and a really cool place to live. But then a bunch of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in the neighborhood. This gunfight has even my mom scared. She's sent me to live with family in California, on the taxi drive there I saw nothing but Trump signs. It is definately going red this year.

These are what they call meme cantrips, level 0 spells

Jesus fuck I just watched the Apprentice episode with that dancing Trump.

UNDERRATED HERE

And what is a basement?

He is pleased. Blessing upon you! Primo Victoria!

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We're apparently important enough to warrant paid shills.

They're just trying to tie Trump to you guys because you're so obviously dumbasses

>proud of it

Proved my point

The only gas chamber she'll be put in is a dutch oven.

The perfect way to start the weekend. Media gets blown out, Clinton gets blown out, Mexican who didn't like the rapist comment rapes and then gets blown out, BLM leader wants more cops after he gets robbed, Pepe on MSNBC, Cher upset about Pepe

Who would have seen this coming.

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>your Cred Forums stuff
>an anonymous image board

you're fucking fault

Leaving this here without comment.

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I thought that was in Texas

I don't think that you could take that 9 inch cock that easily user

start sweating and and mutter
>y...you too...

>Whurts Aloopo?

/sg/ was 10/10 banter that morning

Gary Johnson is the better vote if you want to stop illegal immigration in a fair manner.

I'm starting to believe that Trump can actually win this thing. I'm the type of person who expects the worst, to not be disappointed. But down this final stretch Trump is doing everything right.

Be honest friend. How new are you?

CTR is really losing their minds after the birther shit came back to bite hillary.

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Ted Cruz remembers

ECHOS THE BEATING OF THE DRUMS

Absolute madman

LET ME SEE THOSE DELEGATES DONALD

>I've owned a naruto coin purse since at least 2006-7
>I had just started coming to Cred Forums in 2005
>It's always been at my battlestation with me
>It's been KEK the entire time.

Guys, I'm literally shaking right now.

Who's Ted Cruz?

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Go away Gary , nobody loves you.

I sent them a bunch of hitler speeches

He's the guy who made this video

youtube.com/watch?v=FECIYlo3KRY

A man of principle. Something neither you or Donald will ever be.

I was here long before you GOP kike lapdogs were and I'll be here long after you're gone

When Trump loses in November you'll scatter like roaches which is a shame because I'm going to be making Trump General 2020 threads all day long. MAGAA!

Ted Cruz is some impersonator who has a show in Las Vegas

checked

>tfw Johnson isn't shaping up to be the Perot he was meant to be

I'd say the media is far more ass blasted about it. They can't rally Clinton pundits all weekend except for a few morning shows. I assume they will try something next week but you can bet Trump has something ready for Monday to dominate the news cycle

Get mad about it faggot

Get real mad

This one was my favourite

youtube.com/watch?v=4cpqoVqqDGk

did you guys watch the new south park episode?

I stopped watching after I got on the trump trai here, and realized that the canada wall episode made fun of trump but after I watched this new episode, I think I will keep watching the show. It's obvious that sp is still redpilled, even tho they sre still trying to piss everyone off. I like how instead of putting in actual trump in the episode, they went with garrison arc from the wall episode, he stays in character and it's a parody of trump's campaign fs an insult, like for example hillary who just gets called a turd sandwich, multiple times

Just sharing this blog because it's refreshing to see somebody make fun of the election and not go full"drumpf is literally hitler hahaha"

Some say he is asking for those delegates to this day.

Ask him if he really wants a future Trump baby to live in Brussels, which he rightfully called a hellhole.

That ad is absolutely based.

Yes. Much.
Also pure frustration. See

Ted Cruz violently molests his daughters every night after drinking and beating the shit out of Heidi every other day. This is why she tried to kill herself, and when she got pregnant with the girls it was too late. Ted found his next victims. Heidi felt bad that the attention was taken off of her, but something inside her was glad Ted was abusing the girls instead of her.

Whoa. This guy gets it! I think I will cast my vote for Gary Johnson now!

It happened in Fort Worth, Tx aswell

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Does Nate even belong on the Periodic Table anymore?

fivethirtyeight.com/features/independent-voters-are-overrated/

They will not let him be president.

They will rigged the elections, kill him or whatever but Donald Trump will not be president.

>a future Trump baby

tits or gtfo

"A girl named Caroline just wanted to hug her daddy"

Can someone redpill me on the saudis role in 9/11? Did they orchestrate the whole thing? Why?

Is there any compilation video about the trump baiting the media jews hard yesterday?

Candidate CLINTON and CTR initiative just deposited $0.05 on your account

>that first sentence

Wut. Don't you have a better way to put it?

Saudi Arabia did nothing. It was all Iraq.

Make a new thread

THERE IS A LIFE ABOUT TO START WHEN TOMORROW COMES

>stop illegal immigration in a fair manner
>make saying "illegal immigrant" illegal is a fair manner of ending illegal immigration

I mean started coming to Cred Forums, not Cred Forums

Shit I can't even remember what year Cred Forums was made.

I admittedly was on Cred Forums for the entirety of /new/

Try to stop

(Fellow CA from humboldt currently throwing up)

I hate this state so much... Except for everything about it but the people

Me first! I can't wait to be forced to serve customers and arrested for denying the harm we whites have done to Mother Gaia and her Undocumented Saints.

Go back to the ranch, George

>Nate's face right now

Are you on a proxy? You banter like a leaf.

we could just call him Nate Plastic

Well no being is illegal and if you deal with it in a fair manner you can't be saying toxic things to them.

Fucking Nate Dirt.

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THE HELL THAT TRUE CONSERVATIVES EXPERIENCE, DAHNALD

When God wants to punish his children he answers their prayers.

>i can only talk about politics when comparing it to pop culture

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Which episode is that? Link?

Do people care about crocodiles?

Don't ask about my intern.

Okay Jeb

-Glad you could make it, Dahnald.
-Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be a true conservative, but I'm still your superior as the republican nominee.
-As if I could forget. Listen, Dahnald, there's something about the election you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These polls are all rigged. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before everyone votes Hilary.
-What?
-I must become the nominee
- How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way
- Damn it, Dahnald. As your future president, I order you to hand me over the delegates.
-You are not the nominee yet, lyin’Ted. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
-Then I must consider this an act of treason.
-Treason? Have you lost your mind, Ted?
-Have I? Dahnald Trump, by my right as the republican nominee and next president of the United States, I hereby relieve you from your delegates and suspend your campaign. Delegates with the will to save this land, follow me. The rest… get out of my sight. Carly?
- I can’t watch you do this…

>videogame comparisons

my fedora is tingling.

>His hairline after the election

>How do we stop Ted Cruz?
Lyin' Ted he's a Canadian. He holds the Bible high, he puts it down and then he LIES

FINISHED

Seriously, this state is so great, but the fucking people are intolerable.

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?
SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN

Southpark loves to feed off controversy, so do expect right leaning episode and overtones from here to there.

But only lefty shitlords buy TV so they have to pander left to get their paycheck.

And if anyone's political opinion is influenced by comedy of any sort, I feel sorry for them.

She looks like a waitress at an IHOP or a Denny's

LYIN' TED BTFO

You can't deport 11 Billion people without making then angry.

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This pleases me.

THAT'S AN INCENDIARY TERM
STOP USING IT!

>comparing a presidential election to a fucking videogame
Is nate hydrogen a millenial? He is making me cringe as if he was one

Yes, the muslims did it. We must bomb Iran

I kind of awwwww'ed a little though.

i like trump and his family but i hate this big game hunter bullshit

Just watched God-Emperor's press conference.

He cucked the shit out of those 'reporters'!

You could hear the seething anger as they impotently shouted they questions at the Chosen One.

WE. ARE. WINNING.

>pic related

>tfw realizing it's been over a year of this madness already
Where did the time go?

>Trump dropped 0.2% in the LA times poll today instead of breaking the record he was tied with after the RNC

I am almost positive that Ted Cruz is fucking his daughters.

>yfw you realize MAGA just refers to time before 9/11

The towers didn't need to fall... ;_;

You won't believe what they did to this poor moose

She looks like fair game to Ted Cruz, thats for sure.

soon

Season 5 Episode 6

Let them get angry. They are criminals and we shall deal with them accordingly.

THERE IS A LIFE ABOUT TO START
WHEN TOMORROW COMES!!

What are you referring to?

Name me ONE lie that Cruz said in his campaign.

Just one.

Fucking Hillary shills trying to tarnished Cred Forumss good name

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you sniveling coward? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret courts on immigration, and I have over 300 confirmed filibusterers. I am trained in rat warfare and I’m the top liar in the entire US senate. You are nothing to me but just another delegate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, coward. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of right wing pundits across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Donald. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can lie to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bible in hand. Not only am I extensively trained in debates, but I have access to the entire bank account of Goldman Sachs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little thief. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you sniveling coward. I will make sure the one true conservative gets the nomination at the second ballot. You’re fucking dead, Donald.

He's still up by 6, la

Cred Forums and Cred Forums in particular needs a rule that you have to lurk for at least a week before being allowed to post.

REDDIT GET OUT

>Trump is holding at 20% of the Black vote

esquire.com/news-politics/news/a48649/trump-fallon-appearance/

Get a load of this goy

>Jimmy Fallon is not a journalist, but Jimmy Fallon is a taxpaying American citizen with a minimal obligation to help keep a tyrant from reaching the most powerful position in the world. He failed that obligation last night. When you go to The Tonight Show's YouTube channel this morning, you'll find five truncated clips of Donald Trump in a red power tie sitting across from a giggling, jovial Fallon.

>"Have you ever played the board game Sorry?" Fallon asked.

>"I sort of like Monopoly better than Sorry," Trump said.

>That exchange is indicative of the entire interview. Instead of challenging Trump, Fallon humanized him, whipping out photos of Trump's relatively modest childhood home in Queens and noting that Trump was becoming "wistful." They talked about Trump's love of fast food, and why he avoids frequenting non-chain restaurants: "I don't know what they're going to do to that hamburger, if they like me, I'm happy if they don't like me..."

>No, Jimmy Fallon is not a journalist, but, given his massive audience and influence, he has a responsibility as an American during a pivotal time in his country's history. Would he tussle the hair of David Duke or any other of Trump's white supremacist supporters?

>This was a cheap ratings ploy, nothing more, and no one is expecting Fallon to suddenly transform into a journalist after years of harmless impressions and carnival games. But it is patently wrong of NBC producers to humanize a racist demagogue weeks before the election.

I'll tell you what that bull moose did to his calf

When you die it wont be of old age.

BEING A HUMAN BEING ISN'T A FUCKING CRIME. BORDERS ARE STUPID.

We don't talk about the 8 get

>at least a week

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I don't know man, it seems that south park makes fun of both right and left leaning policies, but thelefties are too stupid to realize this and only see sp making fun of le orange meanie head

They haven't changed that much, only the times have changed. That said, I am glad they actually didn't include trump but kind of parodied him with garrison, an over the top character. Kind of disapointed they didn't include any references to nazi green frogs, but I am glad they kind of lampshaded jidf at the end

With that said, I wonder if garrison will become president in sp or trump will once nov8 ends.

>Those glasses
>Those pants
>That deranged shit-eating grin on his face

>comedians are journalists
>journalist's jobs are to make lies

this is more shit than I find in your streets

>you live in the same era as Trump

>you have to lurk for at least a week before being allowed to post
>at least a week
>a week

yahoo.com/news/man-shot-george-zimmerman-guilty-attempted-murder-222959227.html

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

even after all this time.
CAN'T FLIMFLAM THE ZIMZAM

There's a meme for that

>normal human bonding time with family.jpg

The media are so angry and self obsessed that they completely fucking overlooked the true power-talk the well publicised event was messaging.

Trump unironically has the military literally behind him.

This is the part the deep government paid attention to, rather than the media crying in front of a mirror.

Based Fallon, he's part Norwegian too, Fredrikstad represent

>being this fucking mad over a television interview

>Jimmy Fallon is not a journalist, but Jimmy Fallon is a taxpaying American citizen with a minimal obligation to help keep a tyrant from reaching the most powerful position in the world. He failed that obligation last night.

Damn son, I had no idea we all had an obligation towards democrat politics

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what do you think im referring to you idiot

What a beta faggot

Seriously is there any actually criticism beyond RAYCISS DEMONGOG

They'd be better off arguing against Trump's policies but they cant because they are giant fucking babies

He's acting like as if it wasn't the same for when Fallon interviewed other politicians
A comedian's job is to provide entertainment and nothing more than that.
What does he expect Fallon to do? Call Trump as Hitler?

Also, why are people suddenly considering Esquire and Maxim (basically magazines to which men masturbate to) as legitimate journalism?

I miss Cruz.
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Okay, not really.

>20% of the population isn't a big fucking deal
>this guy isn't pushing our ideology and is actually staying neutral so he isn't a real journalist like these guys

new bread

But Drumpf is an evil racist who hates what America stands for (freedom of religion, press, race).

>Based Fallon, he's part Norwegian too
I actually didn't know that
While I am not really fond of Fallon's content, I do respect him for being unbiased when it comes to content that have underlying political tones.

THEY CAME INTO THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE THE JOBS WERE THERE AND YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

On it

Citation needed.

They have to grasp at straws now, so anything willing to poke fun at Trump is a cited source in every liberal's report

Jesus Christ calm down son.

(I heartily keked though)

Just read the Constitution of Independents.

New bread

>Jesus Christ calm down son.

how new are you user?

Yes. This happened at Penn - Trump's alma mater.

Expect this to be yuge.

I also have one from my past weeaboo days, since 2005 or so.

PRAISE KEK

Nate 124ium.

B-but my brother kept us safe

^^^ High level trolling ^^^

youtube.com/watch?v=OAvmLDkAgAM

MAGA

We live in a meme universe now my friends. Praise be to Kek.

>I can lie to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bible in hand.

TOP KEK you're the man user