Yes, it is I, THE RIGHTFUL KING ABNEY-HASTINGS, MY CUNT UNCLE HAS USURPED MY RIGHTFUL TITLE OF LOUDON AND THE WINDSOR GERMAN JEWISH ROMANIAN DOGS HAVE USURPED MY THRONE.
In case you didn't WITNESS last nights thread, here is PROOF of my families claim to the throne of England, which makes me the rightful king of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Ireland, France, South Africa, Hannover, Australia, India, Canada, New Zealand, USA, Burma ETC: youtube.com/watch?v=-3S2LZAxpq0&t=2737s
My father was the eldest son of Michael Abney-Hastings, 14th Earl of Loudon who was my GRANDFATHER. Primogeniture succession states that if the eldest heir dies and if he has a son then the dead heirs son becomes HEIR. THAT MAKES ME THE RIGHTFUL EARL OF LOUDON AND THE RIGHTFUL KING OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AND ALL HER COLONIES, DOMINIONS, PROTECTORATES AND TERRITORIES, BOTH PAST AND PRESENT.
I WAS RAISED BY A FUCKING SINGLE MOTHER IN COOTAMUNDRA IN POVERTY WHILE I AM THE RIGHTFUL KING. You have no idea how angry this makes me, it's turned me into a caps-lock wielding autist. WOE IS ME.
THE BRITISH THRONE IS MINE, BY RIGHT. ANYONE THAT DENIES ME THAT RIGHT IS MY FOE.
I'M GOING TO GET MY THRONE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, OR DIE TRYING.
I HAVE SECURED AN INTERVIEW ON THE PROJECT, DISCUSSING MY FAMILYS CLAIM. I AM ALSO PREPARING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST MY UNCLE TO GET MY RIGHTFUL TITLE.
ONCE I COME OUT INTO THE OPEN, YOU WILL HAVE MY FACEBOOK, AND THOSE LOYAL TO ME MAY PLEDGE THEIR LOYALTY, ONCE I CONQUER THE WORLD I'LL BE HANDING OUT LORDSHIPS, BARONSHIPS, VICEROYALITIES BY THE DOZEN.
ITT: WE DISCUSS HOW I CAN TAKE MY THRONE BACK AND ALL MY TERRITORIES AND EVENTUALLY THE WORLD BY FORCE, BECAUSE WHATEVER IS ON THIS PLANET BELONGS TO THE ANGLO RACE.
>I HAVE SECURED AN INTERVIEW ON THE PROJECT pls be real, this is aussie shitposting at it's finest
Chase Anderson
lay off the ket mate
James Jenkins
How many OVENS does it take to BURN THE GERMANS.
AS MANY OVENS AS THE ROYAL COFFERS CAN AFFORD WHEN I TAKE BACK MY THRONE.
The day of reckoning is coming hans.
Isaac Flores
Edward I would've gone to England and ripped his enemies apart, literally. Ask Simon du Montfort or William Wallace.
Now, its your turn. Take back what's yours, or face the wrath of the Lionheart, Longshanks, Edward3 in hell!
Ethan Cooper
Tony Robinson deserves to lead the 14th crusade.
Chase Jenkins
It's TRUE. It's going to happen, and once that happens I'll have to go into hiding so the jews on the throne don't diana me BUT I WILL PLAN MY ATTACK. First, I will march on Canberra. THEN LONDON. TREASON. TREASON.
Dominic Baker
LONG LIVE THE KING!
Dylan Torres
I WILL user, TY. RISE. He is a Abney-Hastings Loyalist, and will strike the heart of England when the time is nigh!
Adrian Green
post your birth certificate and proof of lineage
James Russell
FORCED MEME O R C E D
M E M E
Parker Lopez
RISE, user. WAIT TILL I GET ON THE NEWS MATE. THE TIME IS NIGH. TREAAAAAASOONNN. Honest fuck off you Windsor jew lover. You'll hang.
Carson Clark
MODS WTF ARENT YOU DELETING THIS LARP SHIT?
Carson Harris
I pledge allegiance to OP and the Anglo empire.
Germany shall pay for what they have done to the world.
Cameron Bennett
> FIRST SERIOUS THREAD EVER. I AM LITERALLY THE RIGHTFUL KING. WATCH YOUR TREASONOUS TONGUE REBEL. TY user, RISE.
John Watson
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN.
Just another pesky kike trying to make sure their STOLEN empire is not returned to the rightful Australian owner. Begone, yid.
Jacob Sanders
cunt
Landon Flores
>THE BRITISH THRONE IS MINE, BY RIGHT. Come and get it, your majesty.
Ethan Murphy
someone needs to photoshop a cape and sceptor on the OPs image.
inb4 TREASON
Jaxon Phillips
Indeed. The Windsor loyalist dogs are out in force tonight. They'll get whats coming to them. How dareth ye, TREASON.
Caleb Rivera
I reckon the chances are shitposting: 50.9% mental illness: 49% genuine: 0.1%
Brayden Bell
As Iong as you make the Aussie government make North QueensIand its own state and Cairns the capitaI.
Joshua Sanders
This is technically true. I remember seeing his grandfather in a doco a few years ago.
Hunter Gutierrez
I will. Can't wait to punish the usurpers. Technically treason but you probably mean well . . . probably.
John Collins
FUCK OFF EMU NIGGERS. SHITPOSTING IS FINE BUT THIS IS BEYOND SHITPOSTING.
THIS IS FAGGOTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Leo Long
i am the 0.1% user also TREASON bob katter can be lord of north qld Indeed, and I am the rightful king.
Cooper Clark
AND THAT WAS TREASON.
Alexander Bennett
YOU WILL ROT WITH THE GERMANS
Jackson Long
Unfuck Canuckistan pls
Kevin Cruz
Nah can't agree to destroying Germany, they have some of the best heavy metal. Helloween, primal fear, accept, running wild and many more.
Fucking kill the scummy itai's and frogfucking french.
Mason Campbell
>bob katter can be lord of north qld ProbabIy wouId rather not have that 2bh mate. He used to be Labor.
Hudson King
My lord, You are my true king. Take the throne with all your might.
Daniel Watson
>>Your Grace
Jackson Carter
*Burn. YOU CAN'T ROT IF YOUR ASHES. Okay I promise no more darkies Heavy metal is an abomination against god. TREASON. HE IS A HONORABLE SOCIALIST. TY user, RISE.
Henry Foster
You have my sword Abney - Hastings.
Aiden Walker
take your lexapro you cooked cunt
Noah Powell
I am stannis incarnate desu the true king denied his right i will have my throne
Lincoln Miller
TY, RISE user. TREASON. And get fucked mate come to coota and say it to my FACE
Juan Rogers
can I be the head of the shitposting department
Cooper Scott
warden of Canada present
Isaac Collins
Will The Greens get what they deserve when you are crowned, m'lord?
Thomas Butler
Of course user RISE, WARDEN OF CANADA. *your majesty technically treason be careful AND OF COURSE. I WILL SUFFER NO LEFTISTS.
Camden Fisher
Uhhh, you don't own the USA. Fuck that noise.
Christopher Torres
Will you stop perfidious Albion's constant betrayal of your oldest ally, Portugal? Then you have my Lusitanian war might to back you up.
Carson Gonzalez
the USA is mine, BY RIGHT.
Sebastian Morgan
God save the Queen
Josiah Lee
wheres coota you dumb cunt? you seem like a massive autist and was probably the basis behind the recent NEET news segment
Leo Green
OF COURSE. RISE user. TREASON
Sebastian Brooks
No, it's true. Dunno if this is really the grandson but the Abney-Hastings line are in Australia and got ganked so same shit, different bucket. There ansolutely is a claim. I say make it happen and then we deus vult.
Colton Adams
the riverina come here ill fight you mate my dick would be bigger than your twig arms cunt
Elijah Wood
HUMAN SCUM! WE WILL DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM YOUR WRETCHED RULE
Julian Parker
May I be the Chief of the Navy, your majesty?
Connor Howard
TREASON. YES, RISE user.
Owen Ramirez
I am back to serve the rightful king as the lord of saxony, what is the first step in gaining back the throne? rally your supporters?
Jackson Nelson
You're my true King mate
Andrew White
Welcome back you loyal kraut. My first step is getting on Australian news, then I gain support in the military and TAKE OVER AUSTRALIA.
David Sullivan
>mate THE CORRECT TERM IS 'YOUR MAJESTY' YOU WRETCHED PEASANT
Nathan Richardson
RISE user.
Sebastian Rodriguez
You need a new flag to represent the true regime. Clearly the British is built on false narrative.
Aaron Johnson
but yes this is true, TREASON you will lose your left thumb for that
Nathaniel Barnes
I like this plan. This sounds like a good plan. Godspeed royal ausbro.
Zachary Gray
If you're cool, then LONG LIVE THE KING.
Jacob Johnson
ty RISE user
Christian Martin
IM A LAD RISE user
Justin Lee
Your Majesty, will you still be a mad cunt when you become king? Please do not forget your roots (Cred Forums).
Ayden Jones
>also on the agenda, wipe out germany!
Typical Anglo.
Mason Phillips
i wont mate going to get mad pingas at windsor castle bring all the lads over yeah cunt yeah nah yeah nah yeah
also im a cronulla veteran
William Martin
Fuck oath your majesty
Yeah the boys.
Camden Wright
The aryans must be punished. TREASON.
Mason Allen
I will save Germany from the Anglos wrath and instead turn it around to be a loyal ally. Why dont you help me with that?
Ian Ramirez
only 1 out of 100 germans are worth saving the population will have to be greatly reduced
Jaxon Perry
Good luck and shadilay. King of Straya and all it's poisonous fauna.
John Morales
>America >Under a monarchy
Over my dead body. Hail to the chief.
Julian Davis
What, there's another one of you? I missed your story
Are you sure you're not just another Rothschild, mate?
Thomas Wright
how about you do some honest work for a change and stop expecting people to feed you, you fucking maggot. all monarchies should be abolished
Luis Russell
TREASON. *king of british empire GET IT RIGHT HANS
Brayden Smith
You're already a monarchy, your ruler just gets a face transplant every other year
Bentley Wright
>jews >aussie shitposter king This isn't even a choice man, come on
Alexander Evans
I AM THE HEAD OF HOUSE ABNEY-HASTINGS, THE LAST HOUSE OF EUROPEAN ROYALTY NOT TAINTED BY THE BLOOD OF THE JEWS AND THE DRAGON. Commie, also TREASON. I also have a claim to the Italian throne, WATCH OUT WOG.
Chase Murphy
>born too late to explore the world >born too early to explore the universe >born just in time to put an aussie shitposter on the throne and reestablish the empire
Eli Morales
I like this man
Angel Ramirez
REPORTING IN
Jackson Butler
not exactly they are ruled by more than one corporation
Bentley Evans
Will the North of England receive reparations for the Harrying of the North? If so, our armies march with you.
Luke Harris
Ok, then stop planning to kill fucking Europeans. Just fucking kill somebody else, k? Go kill ISIS or something, idgaf, but leave our Folk alone, the last thing we need is for you to overthrow the current rulers just so you can speed it all up and murder 5 or 6 million Europeans because of le meymey shitposting turned bad.
Aiden James
OP Post some proof you're the actuaI cunt and not some poofta shitposter.
Brandon Campbell
ok you wanna eat up germany and you hate heavy metal too now?
sorry bro, im out.
Levi Adams
>Autist in charge of the Anglosphere
Not really different to now, and might be funny. I'll spread the word, if you promise to purge me last.
Also, what's your plan for ending the ongoing american rebellion?
Brody Gray
is this you then?
Samuel Scott
Wrath Arbitrary Flamboyant Schemer Crusader Sympathy For Emus
Sebastian Turner
no, its that guys son. OP is probably actually like 15
Luis Hall
That is the son. Iook at the predecessor, its the man named MichaeI from the documentary. He's since passed away I assume, his son has the titIe (Simon in the screenshot) and op, if he's IegitimateIy the kid, wouId be Marcus.
Nicholas Jackson
Alright so...we order him pizzas now?
Christian Richardson
Why do you hide your face? Your face and name were in that youtube video weren't they?
Jason Flores
pls begin siege of London and take back your palace and remove kebab
Thomas Morgan
Because that documentary is probabIy from the 90s and op might not have even been born at that point seeing as the name Marcus wasn't mentioned and op's name most IikeIy is Marcus. If he Iives out in bumfuck Egypt then that probabIy isn't possibIe.
Jordan White
My family owned all of "Oxford " I come from devere Pic related my great grandfather I'd be honored to give you my life for the greater good my leash
Jace Peterson
>Comes from Oxford >My leash >leash
Good thing your family left Oxford.
Matthew Sullivan
Okay achmed don't you have to pray ? Or are you finished kissing the ground ? I mean I'd be up set too if my country turned into a shit hole after 1946
Nathan Long
>my Ieash
Gavin Evans
no he has said that "his uncle stole the title" and hes sueing him to get it back, his uncle would be simon, and michaels other son is marcus, so if simon is an uncle to him, then marcus is his father, and his father is 35, which means OP is 99% chance not older than 17
Grayson Ortiz
Were you the in that documentary?
Charles Johnson
Have fun trying to start an uprising OP.
God save our QUEEN.
Eli Gutierrez
Kek I suppose that isn't fit for royalty, my mistake
But honestly, would throw my support behind you.
David Murphy
>my leash
Jaxon Roberts
...
Kayden Reyes
the fuck is going on in this thread
Brody Reed
LONG LIVE THE KING OF AUSTRALIA.
Does that make him the King of Shitposting?
Tyler Wood
Someone screencap this
Zachary Peterson
de Vere was the real Shakespeare.
Robert Turner
>Does that make him the King of Shitposting? no that's me la
Blake Martinez
I meant the old guy in the video not OP.
Connor Brooks
>my leash
Owen Kelly
JUGKWRON, my leige.
William Roberts
I HAVE RETURNED. My apologies, I took a break to get some carty cunts. I will continue granting knighthoods to my supporters
Gavin Baker
TY, RISE user. WELCOME BACK user. RISE. Yes, Indeed. No. FUCK YOU. The krauts are going to get it BIG time BUDDY. WAIT FOR THE NEWS. TREASON. 10 MILLION FIGHTING ANGLO MEN. No that's my other uncle. I've literally been ignored in the line of succession, it's illegal and I'll be taking my uncle simon to court over it FUCKING USURPER what did he mean by this My father was Roy Abney-Hastings, Michaels eldest son making me heir. NO. I WILL BE ON THE NEWS SOON THO NIPS I WILL. RISE user. Marcus is my uncle re re GOOD, RISE user. no :( my mum wouldnt let me re re TREASON. AN UPRISING TO PUT THE RIGHTFUL KING ON THE THRONE. YES, RISE user. yes somebody do it
Matthew Foster
Please call waleed a fucking massive isis poof
t. Aristocratic lineage turned peasant
Sebastian Richardson
i wont reveal my true power level yet but i'm going to wear a pepe cap when i get on.
Easton Reyes
Jesus... we're reaching shitposting levels that shouldn't even be possible
Luis Sullivan
careful that could be treason user
Parker Brown
>> user of House Abney-Hastings first of his name >> Rightful king of the Saxons, Celts and Normans >>Lord of the 4 kingdoms >>And protector of the commonwealth.
This should be your title
Sebastian Cooper
Kek Thanks for the response, YOUR MAJESTY
Jose King
why do you only post at midnight Australian time?
Ayden Gomez
Oh Your Majesty I'm not worthy of speaking to you but since you've asked... I believe humble user meant to portray your noble traits based on those we small folk can achieve only through video games such as Crusader Kings 2. Long live the king!
Mason Bennett
this will be my title High Emperor ****** Abney-Hastings, First of his name, Rightful King of the Anglo-Saxons, Welsh, Scotts, French, Irish and all other inhabitants of the planet, wrath of cootamundra, rider of the kangaroo, bringer of justice, supreme leader of planet earth and lord protector of the anglo-sphere. I DONT WANT TO GET DIANA'D
Brandon Ross
You have my sword. Though we're going against easily the most powerful monarch in history (taking into account modern day weaponry and stuff previous ones wouldn't have had)
Grayson Rodriguez
How do i join your army?
Colton Allen
Hmm, good luck with your efforts.
Chase Bennett
Ty user, I see, I'm not a faggot so I don't play video games but interesting
Mason Scott
You will know soon enough user, once I've been on the project. RISE user. WE MUST NOT FEAR DEATH, AS HEAVEN AWAITS THOSE THAT FIGHT FOR THE TRUE KING. ty user good luck avoiding the kings napalm when i come back to reclaim the colonies
Benjamin Ross
THOSE TRUE TO ME WILL BE AWARDED LORDSHIPS OF THEIR CHOOSING WHEN I SIT ON THE THRONE.
DO NOT FORGET THIS.
Nathan Martinez
How long until you're on the project, may I ask?
Justin Flores
Criminals can't rule the throne you fucking veggiemite queer, stay in your poisonous prison and try not to let the emu's rule over you fucking bogan fuckwit.
Ian Miller
AND HERE IS PROOF I AM A LAD AND SICK CUNT.
PREPARE, MY LOYAL SUPPORTERS.
THE WINDSORS COBURG JEWISH RULE IS COMING TO AN END. WE WILL LITTER LONDON WITH THE BODIES OF THEIR LOYALISTS.
Austin Taylor
Tuesday not the week coming up but the week after fucking weird schedules probably waleed trying to fuck with my plans and shit fucking mole when i see him i will want to choke him my autism will show
Easton Gomez
ok
Easton Lewis
TREASON.
Caleb Brown
I've been shitposting for years without any payoff, will you make me a shitpost knight? Thanks in advance my Lord
Dylan Brooks
Did you meet Tony Robinson? >One day I'll share a pint with Tony and put the world to rights.
Charles Morris
yes i will make you a knight RISE user.
Angel Bailey
I met him and I was going to be in the documentary until my mother (single mother alcoholic) chucked the shits and said i couldnt be in it re re
BUT I'M A MAN NOW. AND I AM ON THE PATH TO MY THRONE.
Dominic Peterson
Sire what are your opinions on manlets, yanks and anime?
Easton Wood
manlets will be sterilized americans will be brought to heel and anime is for degenerates and will be banned and watching it will be punishable by death
Adrian Gutierrez
What's he like? >If indeed you are whom you claim to be.
Brody Jones
he was a lad mate he took our whole family out for lunch, heard he married some ripe minx as well cunt good stuff
Ian Gray
What are you going to do with the Windsor kikes?
Alexander Taylor
idk i will devise a painful execution. and i will wipe every single one of them out
usurpers die a usurpers death
Brayden Parker
>they still havent given him a sceptor and cape
What a mess.
Nolan Ramirez
fuck all, he'll have to get past the Emu guards running our prison
Adrian Martin
>anime banned
My support ends here usurper. God save the queen!
Noah Johnson
TREASON.
Hudson Ramirez
Hmm. Sounds credible.
KNIGHT NIGE AND GIVE BLAIR THE BOOT.
James Nguyen
Stop making these threads, they're bad and you should feel bad for making them
Evan James
nigel farage is a windsor loyalist as is blair, they'll both hang. the irish are british, also TREASON
Angel Sanchez
Nothing but madness
Leo Martinez
TREASON
Jordan Lee
>anime banned I CAN'T ALLOW THIS
I'M TELLING THE QUEEN ON YOU
David Young
IT'S TREASON THEN YOU WEEABOO FUCK.
Joshua Sanchez
You have made a vast mistake by banning anime and metal.
A poor king doesn't understand his subjects.
A great king gives the people what they want so they shut up and do what he says.
Also, keep in mind that you would have no real power as the English Monarch.
Additionally, who would want to move to cold, dark, lonely London when you're already in Australia?
Christopher Sanders
Don't you have to get past the Emus first?
Zachary Hall
i want my throne and i dont care what you think i will take what is mine by right by force. THOSE WHO DISOBEY ME AND RESIST ME WILL BE PUT TO THE SWORD.
Matthew Parker
t r e a s o n
Brody Smith
C-Can anime please not be banned
Austin Diaz
IT WILL BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. Now bend the knee and swear fealty to me before I send you to the ovens.
Thomas Wright
Fuck you I'm not even british.
Zachary Gray
GIVE ME KAREN OR GIVE ME DEATH
Brandon Myers
america is mine, by RIGHT. TREASON. I WILL HEAR NO MORE OF THIS. TO THE DUNGEONS WITH YOU.
Nathaniel Young
THE PEOPLE RISE AGAINST YOU.
YOUR REIGN SHALL BE SHORT AND SWIFT.
Unless you allow anime.
YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE PEOPLE!
Cameron Russell
I will have your head before the winters through Abney - Hastings. You're no King of mine
Colton Murphy
I DON'T CARE. I'LL LITERALLY WIPE OUT ANYONE CAUGHT WATCHING ANIME. I'M GOING TO BED. weeaboos always ruin my threads.
and just rememeber, you cant keep cracking your pepper to chinese cartoons acting like the world owes you something buddy, world doesnt owe you SHIT.
GOODNIGHT MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS.
Camden Long
A strong leader is better than a correct leader!
Anime is mental and literal masturbation, really dedicating your life to a cause means you don't need diversions like anime or happiness. Your mind will be completely consumed by the states highly productive propaganda.
Sebastian Johnson
TRUE KING
Jackson Collins
Once you're back in power, please consider charging and executing the cunt, 'lawfully'
Matthew Roberts
It's all a bit of a laugh, but you're honestly talking to royalty here mate
Hunter Bell
ALL HAIL THE KING OF SHITPOSTING
Austin Thompson
My ancestors are smiling at me, can you say the same Imperial?
Carson Clark
Some faggot tried to invade this thread and get your followers to join him. All I want is a badass title and lands, and my Ameribro rifles are yours. So...what do you say?