THE RIGHTFUL KING RETURNS, WHOSE NAME IS ABNEY-HASTINGS

Yes, it is I, THE RIGHTFUL KING ABNEY-HASTINGS, MY CUNT UNCLE HAS USURPED MY RIGHTFUL TITLE OF LOUDON AND THE WINDSOR GERMAN JEWISH ROMANIAN DOGS HAVE USURPED MY THRONE.

In case you didn't WITNESS last nights thread, here is PROOF of my families claim to the throne of England, which makes me the rightful king of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Ireland, France, South Africa, Hannover, Australia, India, Canada, New Zealand, USA, Burma ETC: youtube.com/watch?v=-3S2LZAxpq0&t=2737s

My father was the eldest son of Michael Abney-Hastings, 14th Earl of Loudon who was my GRANDFATHER. Primogeniture succession states that if the eldest heir dies and if he has a son then the dead heirs son becomes HEIR. THAT MAKES ME THE RIGHTFUL EARL OF LOUDON AND THE RIGHTFUL KING OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AND ALL HER COLONIES, DOMINIONS, PROTECTORATES AND TERRITORIES, BOTH PAST AND PRESENT.

I WAS RAISED BY A FUCKING SINGLE MOTHER IN COOTAMUNDRA IN POVERTY WHILE I AM THE RIGHTFUL KING. You have no idea how angry this makes me, it's turned me into a caps-lock wielding autist. WOE IS ME.

THE BRITISH THRONE IS MINE, BY RIGHT. ANYONE THAT DENIES ME THAT RIGHT IS MY FOE.

I'M GOING TO GET MY THRONE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, OR DIE TRYING.

I HAVE SECURED AN INTERVIEW ON THE PROJECT, DISCUSSING MY FAMILYS CLAIM. I AM ALSO PREPARING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST MY UNCLE TO GET MY RIGHTFUL TITLE.

ONCE I COME OUT INTO THE OPEN, YOU WILL HAVE MY FACEBOOK, AND THOSE LOYAL TO ME MAY PLEDGE THEIR LOYALTY, ONCE I CONQUER THE WORLD I'LL BE HANDING OUT LORDSHIPS, BARONSHIPS, VICEROYALITIES BY THE DOZEN.

ITT: WE DISCUSS HOW I CAN TAKE MY THRONE BACK AND ALL MY TERRITORIES AND EVENTUALLY THE WORLD BY FORCE, BECAUSE WHATEVER IS ON THIS PLANET BELONGS TO THE ANGLO RACE.

also on the agenda, wipe out germany!

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=rN_GYdPewMs

GOD SAVE THE KING(me)

how many kilogramms of marmite did you inject?

>eyes hidden

Le illuminati dark lord xD xD

>I HAVE SECURED AN INTERVIEW ON THE PROJECT
pls be real, this is aussie shitposting at it's finest

lay off the ket mate

How many OVENS does it take to BURN THE GERMANS.

AS MANY OVENS AS THE ROYAL COFFERS CAN AFFORD WHEN I TAKE BACK MY THRONE.

The day of reckoning is coming hans.

Edward I would've gone to England and ripped his enemies apart, literally. Ask Simon du Montfort or William Wallace.

Now, its your turn. Take back what's yours, or face the wrath of the Lionheart, Longshanks, Edward3 in hell!

Tony Robinson deserves to lead the 14th crusade.

It's TRUE. It's going to happen, and once that happens I'll have to go into hiding so the jews on the throne don't diana me BUT I WILL PLAN MY ATTACK. First, I will march on Canberra. THEN LONDON.
TREASON.
TREASON.

LONG LIVE THE KING!

I WILL user, TY. RISE.
He is a Abney-Hastings Loyalist, and will strike the heart of England when the time is nigh!

post your birth certificate and proof of lineage

FORCED MEME
O
R
C
E
D

M
E
M
E

RISE, user.
WAIT TILL I GET ON THE NEWS MATE. THE TIME IS NIGH.
TREAAAAAASOONNN. Honest fuck off you Windsor jew lover. You'll hang.

MODS WTF ARENT YOU DELETING THIS LARP SHIT?

I pledge allegiance to OP and the Anglo empire.

Germany shall pay for what they have done to the world.

> FIRST SERIOUS THREAD EVER.
I AM LITERALLY THE RIGHTFUL KING. WATCH YOUR TREASONOUS TONGUE REBEL.
TY user, RISE.

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN.

Just another pesky kike trying to make sure their STOLEN empire is not returned to the rightful Australian owner. Begone, yid.

cunt

>THE BRITISH THRONE IS MINE, BY RIGHT.
Come and get it, your majesty.

someone needs to photoshop a cape and sceptor on the OPs image.

inb4 TREASON

Indeed. The Windsor loyalist dogs are out in force tonight. They'll get whats coming to them.
How dareth ye, TREASON.

I reckon the chances are
shitposting: 50.9%
mental illness: 49%
genuine: 0.1%

As Iong as you make the Aussie government make North QueensIand its own state and Cairns the capitaI.

This is technically true. I remember seeing his grandfather in a doco a few years ago.

I will. Can't wait to punish the usurpers.
Technically treason but you probably mean well . . . probably.

FUCK OFF EMU NIGGERS. SHITPOSTING IS FINE BUT THIS IS BEYOND SHITPOSTING.

THIS
IS
FAGGOTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i am the 0.1% user
also TREASON
bob katter can be lord of north qld
Indeed, and I am the rightful king.

AND THAT WAS TREASON.

YOU WILL ROT WITH THE GERMANS

Unfuck Canuckistan pls

Nah can't agree to destroying Germany, they have some of the best heavy metal.
Helloween, primal fear, accept, running wild and many more.

Fucking kill the scummy itai's and frogfucking french.

>bob katter can be lord of north qld
ProbabIy wouId rather not have that 2bh mate.
He used to be Labor.

My lord, You are my true king. Take the throne with all your might.

>>Your Grace

*Burn. YOU CAN'T ROT IF YOUR ASHES.
Okay I promise no more darkies
Heavy metal is an abomination against god. TREASON.
HE IS A HONORABLE SOCIALIST.
TY user, RISE.

You have my sword Abney - Hastings.

take your lexapro you cooked cunt

I am stannis incarnate desu
the true king denied his right
i will have my throne

TY, RISE user.
TREASON. And get fucked mate come to coota and say it to my FACE

can I be the head of the shitposting department

warden of Canada present

Will The Greens get what they deserve when you are crowned, m'lord?

Of course user
RISE, WARDEN OF CANADA.
*your majesty technically treason be careful
AND OF COURSE. I WILL SUFFER NO LEFTISTS.

Uhhh, you don't own the USA. Fuck that noise.

Will you stop perfidious Albion's constant betrayal of your oldest ally, Portugal? Then you have my Lusitanian war might to back you up.

the USA is mine, BY RIGHT.

God save the Queen

wheres coota you dumb cunt? you seem like a massive autist and was probably the basis behind the recent NEET news segment

OF COURSE. RISE user.
TREASON

No, it's true. Dunno if this is really the grandson but the Abney-Hastings line are in Australia and got ganked so same shit, different bucket. There ansolutely is a claim. I say make it happen and then we deus vult.

the riverina come here ill fight you mate my dick would be bigger than your twig arms cunt

HUMAN SCUM! WE WILL DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM YOUR WRETCHED RULE

May I be the Chief of the Navy, your majesty?

TREASON.
YES, RISE user.

I am back to serve the rightful king as the lord of saxony, what is the first step in gaining back the throne? rally your supporters?

You're my true King mate

Welcome back you loyal kraut. My first step is getting on Australian news, then I gain support in the military and TAKE OVER AUSTRALIA.

>mate
THE CORRECT TERM IS 'YOUR MAJESTY' YOU WRETCHED PEASANT

RISE user.

You need a new flag to represent the true regime. Clearly the British is built on false narrative.

but yes this is true, TREASON you will lose your left thumb for that

I like this plan. This sounds like a good plan. Godspeed royal ausbro.

If you're cool, then LONG LIVE THE KING.

ty RISE user

IM A LAD RISE user

Your Majesty, will you still be a mad cunt when you become king? Please do not forget your roots (Cred Forums).

>also on the agenda, wipe out germany!

Typical Anglo.

i wont mate going to get mad pingas at windsor castle bring all the lads over yeah cunt yeah nah yeah nah yeah

also im a cronulla veteran

Fuck oath your majesty

Yeah the boys.

The aryans must be punished. TREASON.

I will save Germany from the Anglos wrath and instead turn it around to be a loyal ally. Why dont you help me with that?

only 1 out of 100 germans are worth saving the population will have to be greatly reduced

Good luck and shadilay.
King of Straya and all it's poisonous fauna.

>America
>Under a monarchy

Over my dead body. Hail to the chief.

What, there's another one of you? I missed your story

Are you sure you're not just another Rothschild, mate?

how about you do some honest work for a change and stop expecting people to feed you, you fucking maggot. all monarchies should be abolished

TREASON.
*king of british empire
GET IT RIGHT HANS

You're already a monarchy, your ruler just gets a face transplant every other year

>jews
>aussie shitposter king
This isn't even a choice man, come on

I AM THE HEAD OF HOUSE ABNEY-HASTINGS, THE LAST HOUSE OF EUROPEAN ROYALTY NOT TAINTED BY THE BLOOD OF THE JEWS AND THE DRAGON.
Commie, also TREASON. I also have a claim to the Italian throne, WATCH OUT WOG.

>born too late to explore the world
>born too early to explore the universe
>born just in time to put an aussie shitposter on the throne and reestablish the empire

I like this man

REPORTING IN

not exactly
they are ruled by more than one corporation

Will the North of England receive reparations for the Harrying of the North? If so, our armies march with you.

Ok, then stop planning to kill fucking Europeans. Just fucking kill somebody else, k? Go kill ISIS or something, idgaf, but leave our Folk alone, the last thing we need is for you to overthrow the current rulers just so you can speed it all up and murder 5 or 6 million Europeans because of le meymey shitposting turned bad.

OP
Post some proof you're the actuaI cunt and not some poofta shitposter.

ok you wanna eat up germany and you hate heavy metal too now?

sorry bro, im out.

>Autist in charge of the Anglosphere

Not really different to now, and might be funny. I'll spread the word, if you promise to purge me last.

Also, what's your plan for ending the ongoing american rebellion?

is this you then?

Wrath
Arbitrary
Flamboyant Schemer
Crusader
Sympathy For Emus

no, its that guys son. OP is probably actually like 15

That is the son.
Iook at the predecessor, its the man named MichaeI from the documentary.
He's since passed away I assume, his son has the titIe (Simon in the screenshot) and op, if he's IegitimateIy the kid, wouId be Marcus.

Alright so...we order him pizzas now?

Why do you hide your face? Your face and name were in that youtube video weren't they?

pls begin siege of London and take back your palace and remove kebab

Because that documentary is probabIy from the 90s and op might not have even been born at that point seeing as the name Marcus wasn't mentioned and op's name most IikeIy is Marcus.
If he Iives out in bumfuck Egypt then that probabIy isn't possibIe.

My family owned all of "Oxford " I come from devere
Pic related my great grandfather
I'd be honored to give you my life for the greater good my leash

>Comes from Oxford
>My leash
>leash

Good thing your family left Oxford.

Okay achmed don't you have to pray ? Or are you finished kissing the ground ? I mean I'd be up set too if my country turned into a shit hole after 1946

>my Ieash

no he has said that "his uncle stole the title"
and hes sueing him to get it back, his uncle would be simon, and michaels other son is marcus, so if simon is an uncle to him, then marcus is his father, and his father is 35, which means OP is 99% chance not older than 17

Were you the in that documentary?

Have fun trying to start an uprising OP.

God save our QUEEN.

Kek I suppose that isn't fit for royalty, my mistake

But honestly, would throw my support behind you.

>my leash

...

the fuck is going on in this thread

LONG LIVE THE KING OF AUSTRALIA.

Does that make him the King of Shitposting?

Someone screencap this

de Vere was the real Shakespeare.

>Does that make him the King of Shitposting?
no that's me la

I meant the old guy in the video not OP.

>my leash

JUGKWRON, my leige.

I HAVE RETURNED.
My apologies, I took a break to get some carty cunts. I will continue granting knighthoods to my supporters

TY, RISE user.
WELCOME BACK user. RISE.
Yes, Indeed.
No. FUCK YOU. The krauts are going to get it BIG time BUDDY.
WAIT FOR THE NEWS.
TREASON.
10 MILLION FIGHTING ANGLO MEN.
No that's my other uncle. I've literally been ignored in the line of succession, it's illegal and I'll be taking my uncle simon to court over it FUCKING USURPER
what did he mean by this
My father was Roy Abney-Hastings, Michaels eldest son making me heir.
NO. I WILL BE ON THE NEWS SOON THO NIPS
I WILL. RISE user.
Marcus is my uncle re re
GOOD, RISE user.
no :( my mum wouldnt let me re re
TREASON.
AN UPRISING TO PUT THE RIGHTFUL KING ON THE THRONE.
YES, RISE user.
yes somebody do it

Please call waleed a fucking massive isis poof

t. Aristocratic lineage turned peasant

i wont reveal my true power level yet but i'm going to wear a pepe cap when i get on.

Jesus... we're reaching shitposting levels that shouldn't even be possible

careful that could be treason user

>> user of House Abney-Hastings first of his name
>> Rightful king of the Saxons, Celts and Normans
>>Lord of the 4 kingdoms
>>And protector of the commonwealth.

This should be your title

Kek
Thanks for the response, YOUR MAJESTY

why do you only post at midnight Australian time?

Oh Your Majesty I'm not worthy of speaking to you but since you've asked...
I believe humble user meant to portray your noble traits based on those we small folk can achieve only through video games such as Crusader Kings 2.
Long live the king!

this will be my title
High Emperor ****** Abney-Hastings, First of his name, Rightful King of the Anglo-Saxons, Welsh, Scotts, French, Irish and all other inhabitants of the planet, wrath of cootamundra, rider of the kangaroo, bringer of justice, supreme leader of planet earth and lord protector of the anglo-sphere.
I DONT WANT TO GET DIANA'D

You have my sword. Though we're going against easily the most powerful monarch in history (taking into account modern day weaponry and stuff previous ones wouldn't have had)

How do i join your army?

Hmm, good luck with your efforts.

Ty user, I see, I'm not a faggot so I don't play video games but interesting

You will know soon enough user, once I've been on the project.
RISE user. WE MUST NOT FEAR DEATH, AS HEAVEN AWAITS THOSE THAT FIGHT FOR THE TRUE KING.
ty user good luck avoiding the kings napalm when i come back to reclaim the colonies

THOSE TRUE TO ME WILL BE AWARDED LORDSHIPS OF THEIR CHOOSING WHEN I SIT ON THE THRONE.

DO NOT FORGET THIS.

How long until you're on the project, may I ask?

Criminals can't rule the throne you fucking veggiemite queer, stay in your poisonous prison and try not to let the emu's rule over you fucking bogan fuckwit.

AND HERE IS PROOF I AM A LAD AND SICK CUNT.

PREPARE, MY LOYAL SUPPORTERS.

THE WINDSORS COBURG JEWISH RULE IS COMING TO AN END. WE WILL LITTER LONDON WITH THE BODIES OF THEIR LOYALISTS.

Tuesday not the week coming up but the week after
fucking weird schedules probably waleed trying to fuck with my plans and shit fucking mole
when i see him i will want to choke him my autism will show

ok

TREASON.

I've been shitposting for years without any payoff, will you make me a shitpost knight? Thanks in advance my Lord

Did you meet Tony Robinson?
>One day I'll share a pint with Tony and put the world to rights.

yes i will make you a knight RISE user.

I met him and I was going to be in the documentary until my mother (single mother alcoholic) chucked the shits and said i couldnt be in it re re

BUT I'M A MAN NOW. AND I AM ON THE PATH TO MY THRONE.

Sire what are your opinions on manlets, yanks and anime?

manlets will be sterilized
americans will be brought to heel
and anime is for degenerates and will be banned and watching it will be punishable by death

What's he like?
>If indeed you are whom you claim to be.

he was a lad mate he took our whole family out for lunch, heard he married some ripe minx as well cunt good stuff

What are you going to do with the Windsor kikes?

idk i will devise a painful execution. and i will wipe every single one of them out

usurpers die a usurpers death

>they still havent given him a sceptor and cape

What a mess.

fuck all, he'll have to get past the Emu guards running our prison

>anime banned

My support ends here usurper. God save the queen!

TREASON.

Hmm. Sounds credible.

KNIGHT NIGE AND GIVE BLAIR THE BOOT.

Stop making these threads, they're bad and you should feel bad for making them

nigel farage is a windsor loyalist as is blair, they'll both hang.
the irish are british, also TREASON

Nothing but madness

TREASON

>anime banned
I CAN'T ALLOW THIS

I'M TELLING THE QUEEN ON YOU

IT'S TREASON THEN YOU WEEABOO FUCK.

You have made a vast mistake by banning anime and metal.

A poor king doesn't understand his subjects.

A great king gives the people what they want so they shut up and do what he says.

Also, keep in mind that you would have no real power as the English Monarch.

Additionally, who would want to move to cold, dark, lonely London when you're already in Australia?

Don't you have to get past the Emus first?

i want my throne and i dont care what you think
i will take what is mine by right by force. THOSE WHO DISOBEY ME AND RESIST ME WILL BE PUT TO THE SWORD.

t r e a s o n

C-Can anime please not be banned

IT WILL BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.
Now bend the knee and swear fealty to me before I send you to the ovens.

Fuck you I'm not even british.

GIVE ME KAREN OR GIVE ME DEATH

america is mine, by RIGHT. TREASON.
I WILL HEAR NO MORE OF THIS. TO THE DUNGEONS WITH YOU.

THE PEOPLE RISE AGAINST YOU.

YOUR REIGN SHALL BE SHORT AND SWIFT.

Unless you allow anime.

YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE PEOPLE!

I will have your head before the winters through Abney - Hastings. You're no King of mine

I DON'T CARE. I'LL LITERALLY WIPE OUT ANYONE CAUGHT WATCHING ANIME.
I'M GOING TO BED. weeaboos always ruin my threads.

and just rememeber, you cant keep cracking your pepper to chinese cartoons acting like the world owes you something buddy, world doesnt owe you SHIT.

GOODNIGHT MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS.

A strong leader is better than a correct leader!

Anime is mental and literal masturbation, really dedicating your life to a cause means you don't need diversions like anime or happiness. Your mind will be completely consumed by the states highly productive propaganda.

TRUE KING

Once you're back in power, please consider charging and executing the cunt, 'lawfully'

It's all a bit of a laugh, but you're honestly talking to royalty here mate

ALL HAIL THE KING OF SHITPOSTING

My ancestors are smiling at me, can you say the same Imperial?

Some faggot tried to invade this thread and get your followers to join him.
All I want is a badass title and lands, and my Ameribro rifles are yours. So...what do you say?

I am back my liege.

Long Live the True King.

Hi, I remember you from yesterday.

You have my foreign recognition, friend.