Whats the worst possible thing ISIS could ever do in a propaganda video?

Fisting with scat play.

Invite McCaine to celebrate freedom and handshake with them.

Act civilized.

This:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

Goat-ee

Livestream a Trump Rally

Endorse white nationalism.

They'd be nuked within a few hours.

Say that they give up. The democrats and cuckservatives would all commit suicide.

Nothing
I think they done everything there is to do

I want to see them crucify someone. That would be interesting.

Preferably with a time lapse camera until the fucker is dead

I agree. Scaphism would be nice too.

Not kill a muslim.

Post memes of a cartoon frog with nazi symbols and icons

Shoot their own mothers for having forced sexual relationships with them.. oh wait.. that's not the worst by far

>Titus, get the cross

Fucked to death by a horses.

Orally.

rejecting the queen

Not kill kuffar and murtaddeen in it. And not have atleast one dank nasheed in it.

forget to bring the green screen

>the worst possible thing ISIS could ever do in a propaganda video?

Burning the quran.

agreed.

I hope they give a nice swede the boats.

well have to wait til next summer tho

Top kek

>Rape
>On video

So now America wants ISIS to satisfy their fetish for live, real rape porn.

Dude... Wow.

Confine a a victim in a poorly ventilated glass room with a large farting dog.

All the people they kill are not muslims.

Announce their participation in the European Song Contest

Remove the eyes of living hostages with a knife

I'm honestly surprised they haven't showed child rape, or just rape videos yet.

As for murder videos, there is so much left to do:

>dissolve someone in acid
>death by insects (ants, wasps, whatever)
>drag behind a jeep until dead
>tug-o-war between two trucks with human tied in the middle

Could go on forever.

Bury someone alive in a coffin. We'll know he is still alive days after the video, would fuck with me mentally.

That is absolutely horrifying

Hey Pakistani
Does your Nanny
Have a fanny?
Does it smell?
*sniff* *sniff*
Fuckin' hell!

I'm sorry, I meant shitskin.

It's a metaphor for life

KYS nigger! No seriously!

Why don't they make rape snuff films? They would gain so many followers if they made fapworthy content.

Use a flame thrower on a bunch of prisoners locked in a cage

I'm going to say killing people on camera probably isn't good PR

Why do they only ever kill men? Why don't do anything to women? You can do so much more with women, if you put out a propaganda video where you take a village, kill all the men and rape their women, then torture and kill them it does a lot more for propaganda. Most mudshits are sex starved faggots, so you'll probably get a bunch of them to join.

That'd be a show, might even get some fucking boots on the ground, too.

What if they had the time to construct a rube goldberg machine to carry out executions

Or tie some poor bastard prisoner to the very front (he is literally touching the edge of the gun) of a mortar or tank cannon or any large gun then fire away while his insides and entrails are splattered everywhere

I need help

Already done I think, saw something like it in a thread a while ago. Didn't stay to watch, the flames and sand niggers were enough for me to know what was going on

I literally hope you and your entire people die. don't care how, just soon. literal peasant tier people, not worth shit.

Attack Israel.

Gay fuck a chosen enemy soldier in everyhole, again, again and again.

Because it is all men they capture so only the LGBTQRSTYOF people will watch.

/Thread

you're Chilean or whatever we understand you're garbage

Fyi, all of their execution methods are backed by sharia and Islamic Jurisprudence. They wouldn't do something that they think wouldn't be approved by the Prophet or previous Caliphs.

livestream 24/7 the rape of white women who are chained up and completely immobilized

I'd watch it

Someone feet first in a tank of battery acid.

kek

There's already a video where they do that with a tank. also one where they group a bunch of people and shoot a bazooka at them

scaphism.

this
vico4444.deviantart.com/art/06-09-2016-Oofh8eee-632898156

Thanks, I've been looking for this cartoon for ages

IIRC when muhammad took a city he killed all of the men, raped all of the girls/women and took the boys as slaves, sounds like rape is pretty okay in the kuran

Something even more disgusting than the time they threw a boulder at a prisoner's head, causing his nose and mouth to spew gallons of blood, the prisoner being conscious the entire time.

Bullshit, tons of beheading videos but skinning alive? Never seen it

>implying rape isn't supported by the Prophet (piss be upon him)

Maybe in your book, but not in theirs.

>Literal hope
>Literal peasant tier

Thanks for letting me know leafbro. Here, have some dank weed.

i fucking hate the irish

Yeah I heard there were strict rules about use of mortar shells in 700AD

>17 days

This world is hell.

Well, not on video at least.

Have an justified victory party for achieving their goals?

Not necessarily the worst, but holy shit why haven't they done gladiator battles yet?

Your hate is our sweet nectar

this. thanks sir

sounds good to me make it happen my muslim brothers

force feed parents their children, once they finish those a stake through their ass out their mouth and roast them over a fire

alledgedly they used the first method, but didn't tape it

Crucifixion

Stake

Scooping out eyes

Skinning alive, salting the body and putting the skin back on while alive

Live surgery removing body parts.

They do that anyway. Is muslim on muslim mostly - they have all their holes probed since childhood, just playing dumb about it.

So join them, you'll have a hoot seeing your fantasies.

how to shock the western mainstream media 101:
>reject Islam
>proclaim themselves white supremacists
>dress like nazis
>gas some jews

Convince you to join Islam then marry you to one of their hairy inbred women's

use the n-word

>make it happen my muslim brothers

I am not making shit happen unless you pay me. I suspected you guys had already taught that shit to Baghdadi when he was in Abu Ghuraib.

video didnt exist back in the prophets days im sure he would be A-ok with it

>surly they will deliver

>ive never seen it
>it must not exist

Fail to conceal tattoos that would identify them as undercover American personel

>Skinning alive, salting the body and putting the skin back on while alive
Ouch

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nice literal aids tattoo on the negro

how dumb are these girls?

Your response fills me with questions, just as I fill your mothers vagina with my dick
How are you this retarded?
How have you not drowned in your soup?

Does your country not have soup?
Are you legally required to wear swim floaties while eating soup?
Does your waiter double as a lifeguard?

rape

>Skinning alive, salting the body and putting the skin back on while alive

could you even perceive pain at this point

I feel like you'd go into shock well into the skinning process

They're willingly fucking niggers, how smart do you expect them to be?

if muhammad was born today the quran would be a youtube video, and his snapchats would he the hatifs

Yeah. Probably. Send over John McCain to convince them. Might get some new stuff out of ISIS.

i'm waiting to see them set a black jewish fag on fire, push them off the roof with a large rock chained as to cave their skull in when they impact

Checked

That acid bath rumour was pretty fucking disgraceful. If they did that, that's disgusting. But I question the political outcome and message of it. Why would ISIS want to make such videos? The means of terror is political. Why for would you release such awful, confusing videos? It's like ISIS are petty desperate losers trying to grab the world's attention through boring shock treatment. Pretty shit terrorism group I have to say. Dumb as fuck to the core.

Checked

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Kill a neckbeards waifu in front of him

Checked britbong

Checked americunt

Wow I haven't seen this in a long while. Quite glad I won't be living in the future where someone could kidnap you and plug you into an immortality nightmare machine in their basement 2bh.

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This. Would watch the livestream with my buds and place bets. With cold beer and chicharon.

Expose the jew because then everyone would know who is really behind them.

Kill the jews before they kill you.

Checked huehue

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Sing the US anthem.

off by one

endorse trump
they'd lose all media support in a heartbeat

There was a recent butchering video in which they hung their captives like cattle from the roof and then started butchering them. I did not have the guts to watch the video but i've heard it's the worst one out there.

tl;dr

They've done a lot of crucifixions already, but just don't film it. Odds are their crucifixions are the "bind someone's hands and legs up ojn a wooden pole" rather than the nail in hands and feet.

Vivisection
Drawn and quartered
Impaled a'la Vlad the impaler
Skinning someone alive
Acid on someone - not necessarily just throw them in a vat of it but rather lay them out and pour it on them.
Pretty much check those japanese guro animes and you'd get ideas.

Fucking americunt stole my quads

Praise KEK.

Tickle a Jew

vote for hillary clinton

From a British perspective: dig up Thatcher's corpse, while kidnapping Mark Thatcher and making him have sex with the corpse.

anti-semitism

Remove skin from a baby and then suck on their flesh.

Hmm... bite a woman or black man? Call black man "nigger"? Recognize only 2 genders?

kek

Tell me about ISIS. Why do they wear the masks?

Not worst but coolest:

Load up a tank with ammo and/or whatever explosives they can spare. Optional: rig up a bunch of lights and remote cameras inside the tank. Bonus points for high-speed video. Stick 3-4 handcuffed prisoners inside. As the sentence is read, the audience is treated to a live view of our "tankers" waiting to die. Then blow the up with an RPG.

Making them watch Lena Dunhams nudes should be the worst imaginable.

This

Nice way to make them get rid of their armor.... they are not as stupid as you folks.

How about giving them the Dresden treatment, carpet bombing the shit out of them then look for phone footage of it if anything left?

Showing them teaching and poisoning the minds of what could have been innocent children. Or anything to do with killing a baby/small child

>Nice way to make them get rid of their armor
Do you pay any attention at all to the war over there? They have a glut of tanks, just lying around. ISIS literally turns excess tank hulls into armored VBIEDs and nigger-rigged APCs.

Yeah, I saw a crucifixion in one of those vice documentaries, it looked like they just had some Arab tied up to some shitty cross made out of 2x4

The best part is actually a lie in there, any brain would with time get used to it.

Nope.. hardly a tank made into VBIED - are too valuable, and plenty of idiots willing to drive Toyotas and Nissans. Also the speed and small size and noise (at night) of the vehicle if paramount.

So... DO YOU paying attention?

This.

Somebody needs to get on the phone with ISIS and tell them that we want fucking gladiators fighting in arenas. Give them primitive weapons and let them go at it. They can stream it as PPV events.

One time they beat somebody slowly to death, made him bite his fingers off, and when he could only get through one finger, they cut the rest off and made him eat them. They then poured hot oil all over his body, sick shit, After all said and done they got a pole and shoved it all the way up his ass until he passed away

Oh wait, these were mexicans.

wew

Endorse Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States.

Or mention Cred Forums

really? I've seen some shit so far, but this sounds nasty

And sorry.. trying to make a bomb out of a hard shell, slow moving vehicle like a tank...you never did army, don't you? Please be yes.

Its on bestgore and liveleak

Have you run out of ideas achmed?

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>mfw imagining a pillow girl forced to "kneel", and her head gets chopped off with a sword. Takes a few strokes.
>fat neck beard absolutely sobbing in chains in the background

Pretty much nothing most people are burned out and just want to see them all die.

Weren't they Venezuelans?

Yea

I just call em mexicans all the same to the master race, only difference is rounder cheek bones right?

Man that must hurt so much... not having your arm chopped off but RIPPED off.

I didn't know that anyone else really knew about that game. Kick-ass voice actor for the computer, though, gotta admit.

>Quite glad I won't be living in the future where someone could kidnap you and plug you into an immortality nightmare machine in their basement 2bh.

you just perfectly described Cred Forums

Its a fake video from faces of death

Holy fuck /thread

I wish i never got caught.

They should try killing some puppies. I'm sure that will rile people up

Literally nobody cares when isis executes 50 shitskins in HD

feed people to sharks

Capturing white girls, raping them as they are draped in the flag of their homeland, then cutting their heads off on it afterwards.

Admit that they are run by the kremlin.

They did allegedly dunked someone in acid but there are no videos. Also there is a video of them dragging someone behind a car. Someone please post sauce of that guy who was dragged behind a car.

hostage exchange programs..

in exchange for neutral zones

I have no mouth and I must scream is a Cred Forums requirement in vidya, like deus ex 1

But how does he scream without lungs?

Locked in a room naked and the floor is a slow conveyor belt of sandpaper

that's some Orwellian shit right there

Teach a pig or something to eat human meat and have one eat a prisoner alive.

jfc
I only have Human Revolution
sheeeeeeeeeeeeet

not if the machine constantly updates with new things the brain wouldn't be used to

also if you've ever had a lot of pain from an injury or something you'd know you never really get used to it

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I'm disappointed in you

He has no lungs but he must scream

Obviously rape a woman to death. Violence against women is always worse and rape videos are much rarer than snuff videos.

>"het volgende beeld is verscheurend"

misgender Caitlyn Jenner

I'm a poorfag who can't afford to buy either game, though I am very familiar with I Have No Mouth. If you want to gift me that shit, though, I'll take it.

They should have a video of them violated and executing feminists and SJWs, it would be hilarious.

"we approve of the political thought and the propositions made by Donald Trump, if you wish to help our cause, muslims of America, vote for Trump"

>i give money to the publishing jew
holy fuck faggot just download it

Because muslims in the west love that shit. They watch snuff videos like we watch porn. People make gore threads on Cred Forums don't they? well imagine that morbid curiosity mixed with their death cult brainwashing and voila.

State that they are white nationalists and that white countries belong to white people.

Its worse than anything they have ever done and lets hope they dont stoop that low.

Heh, this.

Rub their penises together at the head, and look at the camera to say "It's for Allah bro"
Prove me wrong.

isis needs to build an automated slaughterhouse. i want to see dudes get strung up on a conveyor, get their arms and legs sawed off with mechanical cruelty, then see them disemboweled by more saws and equipment. just machines separating men efficiently and without remorse.

Gotta love UCP.

>hardly a tank made into VBIED - are too valuable
Jesus christ could you get any more ignorant? Lots of factions are making tank VBIEDs now. Nusra did it, ISIS did it.
>And sorry.. trying to make a bomb out of a hard shell, slow moving vehicle like a tank...you never did army, don't you?
I did actually. Our military must have a higher IQ requirement than yours. Now go lurk some Syria threads before you talk again, your ability to wallow in ignorance rivals that of a Mexican

>several ISIS people get in front of the camera
>"Hello, today we would like to show the world our new practices"
>Video cuts to an ISIS fighter who is clean shaven, well groomed and dressed in working clothes
>He is shown laboring in a factory, then scene cut to him driving home in a sedan
>He lives in a nice home and has a wife who is wearing 1950s American clothing
>She greets him and they share a few minutes of discussion
>A son and daughter come out and greet Dad
>Everyone is happy
>Wife cooks dinner and the entire ISIS family sits around the dining table
>They have all converted to Christianity
>Scene change back to original ISIS people in the video
>They are wearing conservative American clothes like those you would wear to church
>"We believe in traditional conservative American values"
>end video
>SJWs lose their fucking minds and demand the elimination of ISIS wherever it dwells

Live stream another Beslan.

>isis endorses trump
>mossad and obama cut off funding
>invade the same day
>give isis lands back to assad out of spite

>Rape is worse than murder

They could show mercy and let the prisoners go, now that would be truly shocking.

>ISIS videos are the Islamic world's equivalent of E! Entertainment
Nice.

POO

top kek

kill a loli

citation needed, fag

Bake a ham, glaze it, and then throw it out.

Cannibalism.

kek

>isis thanksgivign video
>isis makes a big incredible dinner, awesome looking turkeys
>the video is 3 hours straight of isis goys doing food prep and having a good time in the kitchen
>once all the food is done they put it into a cage and light it on fire

USA would declare war right there

Put them in an oven

Show a group of lolis
timejump
group of lolis pregnant/with newborns in their arms
timejump
when kids are 3/4 yo they kill the lolis, footage of child tight in the ways of the islamic state, someone says "in few time you will be worthy of this"
camera shows a bomb mechanism, followed by old footages of suicide bombings
camera returns to class, Isis man looks directly into camera, grins
the end

of child *taught*

Claim to be Islamic.

eh, I can't remember where I read it. If you look up articles on the radicalisation of muslims you might stumble on it.

Why do you think they release all these killing videos? You think it alienates muslims and they're just idiots shooting themselves in the foot? No, the proof is in the pudding. Their killing videos have done more to aid recruitment than whatever the other islamist groups did to reach out to western muslims.

Claiming there are only 2 genders. Tumblr will run explode.

End the video by saying:
>We are not real muslims desu, we hate muslims and we will will every muslim that stays here

Most the people they kill are Muslims dumbass.

Make em eat a hotdog with ketchup instead of mustard. Shove it right in and make them chew. Couldn't bear to watch

Release nudes of shillary.

Say Islam is a religion of peace and they only represent a small percent of extremists

They actually target assyrian christians primarily. But believe that regurgitated media narrative faggot

kek

Imo firecage was the worst execution video, and I watched them all.

eventually your brain would adapt to generally being in constant pain

what the machine should really do is give them brief periods of respite with pleasurable experiences

give them just enough hope, then drown them in agony again

Really the worst ISIS videos besides firecage are the ones where its just a line of dudes being executed one by one. Shoot/behead, throw in river, repeat. There is another one where they are thrown into this pit that looks like the star wars monster. The child executions are bad. There is a poorly executed beheading that is bad.

The tank execution honestly didn't seem like a bad way to go. Drowning not a horrible way to go.

Phantom pain can be the worst of all pains, though.

I'll read more up on the subject, as I cannot find anything countering what I already believe. Perhaps you would like to enlighten me with some material?

>>HowtomakeRobobrains.jpg

>Whats the worst possible thing ISIS could ever do in a propaganda video?

Still existing

AKA life

this

Did you get your CSI supercomputer to enhance that image?

Relly made me think

What in the goddamn... Is this legit?

ISIS views rape as holy because the Prophet wrote about it. The men pray before and after raping their sex slaves.

>absolute worst
"We are Islam, we are #allMuslims."

>can't read while swimming
Kek, it's dangerous.

Lol this. I'd love to see libshits twist themselves into pretzels trying to apologize for that

Damn. Not even the robots can simulate the pain felt by a man in his natural habitat.

Liquefy a parents children in front of them in a blender and then feed them intravenously with a feeding tube.

That's basically the premise of I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream, isn't it?

Their target audience believes that Muhammad was the example to live their lives by. Of course televised murder is good PR. This is their recruiting material, and it works.

Slowly break all their bones by hyper extending their joints, then pull all their teeth out with pliers and rip out their tongues then finally skin them alive.