HAPPENING in France

HAPPENING in France

Shooting in a Church near Chatelet, Paris, hostage taken

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periscope.tv/w/1MYxNEqyyBNJw
youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY
twitter.com/prefpolice/status/777150936678592512
twitter.com/Conflicts/status/777157571962662912
youtube.com/watch?v=ju79YT_lBVI
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.deveryware.saip&hl=en
ledauphine.com/france-monde/2016/09/17/alerte-attentat-declenchee-dans-une-eglise-du-centre-de-paris
twitter.com/prefpolice/status/777157343431852032
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Alt-right activist confirmed

live stream?

grey and rainy outside. time to get comfy

source?

religion of piss back at it again

Reports say that a man named "Samuel Hide (?)" was seen shouting his displeasure about the "G*d damn Jews". No confirmation just yet.

It's not a shooting
gunshots were from police
periscope.tv/w/1MYxNEqyyBNJw

Yes im shooting allahu akbar i got gull auto ak47 and killed all priests and nuns kappa

>inb4 pic of Jewish terrorist Samuel Hoydl

source ?

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>Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

Ok its true i checked called my friend apparently its some legionaire gone nuts brought famas to church and shot at police upon arrival


This happened around Marseilles

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It's true. I walked past it. Helicopter over my head. Kek be blessed.

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The french are all sodomites and sodomite enablers. here's to hoping many french people die

France has an app for attack warnings?
>being infested so much this actually exists

It is the will of kek. Praise him. SHADILAY

An app made by the government to tell us when moderate muslims strike

clinton will win you trumpet

Bon ALORS ce MANDAT HOLLANDE PS?
bah juste quelques dizaines d'attentats et 250 morts mais sinon le chômage diminue

>no dubs
Check these digits, burger

Just a mentally troubled young man

So, any more informations?

I don't have TV and my internet connection is shit so I can't watch any stream

This app cant be real, it just cant

top cake

It's very real kraut bro

Czeched and Checked

>France bans plastic cups and cutlery
>Shooting happens

Coincidence?

It looks like it's for real. Possibly a hostage situation in Eglise Saint-Leu-Saint-Gilles, located at 92, rue Saint Denis, Paris.

twitter.com/prefpolice/status/777150936678592512

There's a police or news chopper hovering in the area and lots of police.

Kek? is.. is that you?

Burgers BTFO by based Chechen

Sheeeeeeeit confirmed

I would like to know more

Why didn't they just use the celluar infrastructure for alerts, like AMBER in burgerland? Something like that exists for other kinds of habbenings, and you don't even need to install something.

Guns aren't banned here tho. You can easely own a gun, you can't carry it with you though.

Guns aren't banned in France. Also they have 2.83 gun killings per 100,000 where the USA has 10.54. That's why a French shooting is international news while an American one isn't.

pjotl is dat you?

Clinton will have a stroke. Praise kek

These tanned, mentally ill Norwegians are everywhere!

French gov dude, what did you expect?

Nobody's reporting nothing. Looks like it's nothing.

Clinton will win. KEK wills it.

#NotAllMuslims
#PrayForParis
And French flag filters

USA USA USA

Also, do French cops use IMSI catchers (Stingrays)? I detected one on my vacation, but not sure if it's a false positive.

because there is an app form evrything xDxDxDDDDD

fuck me new zealand gone wild

> SAIP, which stands for “système d’alerte et d’information des populations” (public alert and information system) is the French Government’s location-based alert app designed to provide you with information in a major crisis situation (such as a terrorist attack, bomb alert or kidnapping). This service is aimed at increasing security in France.

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Fausse alerte.

Stream:
twitter.com/Conflicts/status/777157571962662912

French police just said they finished the intervention, there is no danger apparently

Well come on then, post the rest britbong!

It's possible. After all the attacks, our gov took the opportunity to make a shitton of law that kill your private life.
Of course because of muh fear those laws were approved.
Turns out they are fucking useless because we had more happening. ISIS aren't dumb, they won't get caught that easily.

Rt on the case

The hashtag for this one needs to be
#ActivateRonces

For those who don't know, Operation Ronces is the secret French Army plan to ethnically cleanse France of Muslims that was leaked a a French journo a few weeks ago.

Don't wanna. I need to go for a shower. Here's one before I go.

Welcome to Paris.

youtube.com/watch?v=ju79YT_lBVI

J-just wait guise I'm sure its one of those hateful alt-right nazis

it's over brit, it was nothing.

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Any info about victims or suspect?

BFM CONFIRMS
FALSE ALERT

Sides are in orbit

>mass shooting app

LOL

shooter spotted fleeing the site in a car

Apparently it was a false alert, but they didn't say more

vancouver fag here. fall Chan is back , bust out the coffee and pj's and te shitposts.

FALSE ALERT FAGS

It would actually make more sense in your country

False alert means they captured the shooter before he managed to kill anyone
Dont fall for their tricks

Thats some mark of the beast 1984 shit right there. Get it off your phone, if you cant hear or see it, your most likely safe. And if you knee deep in religion of peace, that app wont save you. Also fake sense off security.

METAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

just wait for the excuses.

w-what? More info pls?

Montreal's a terrible and ugly city with insane traffic and shitty public transit
How can it be in the top 5 of north america?
Is it the food?

literally what runs through my head when i lay down to sleep until my fatigue overcomes the dread of the islamic theocracy of europe (and canada)

It's a national pass time here.

Mass shootings are done here to weed out all the disarmed cucks.

That's why you never see shit happening in Texas, Arizona, and Alaska.

Those states have armed citizens itching to blast a subhuman muslim.

Bugger.
Its been a slow day.

Thats because we have a higher population than france you retard

Glad France is stepping up welcoming all those poor Syrian women and children.

Its nice to be prepared for the inevitable. Germans should take notes

Of that he beheaded in a horrible way childrens and innocents and the medias are too scared to report it.

be strong, France

>shooting
>hostage taken

>Litterally nothing happened

Really makes me thing

I have to go to France in November, where do I get this app?

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There is no proof of that, twitter are retard and don't know the difference between gunshots and fireworks

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Czeched

google play store

Sky News saying it's over and not significant.

I'm glad (((they))) resolved it quickly.

>préfecture de police statement
>no proof

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.deveryware.saip&hl=en

>second reply is a "french" dindu
pottery

Happening is over, police said it was a fake.

i have the feeling that i shouldn't be so excited about this

What's that ?

>second reply is a "french" dindu

This is beyond retarded.

Translate, please, Mr Pierre

Do we have a happening or not?

Sounds like it is being cancelled.
I'm so craving for more happenings.

You can't translate this, I can't even make sense of what she said.

What to know about the alert attentant

-A Bomb alert was triggered around 16:30 for a possible attack in the center of Paris. It's Saint-Leu church was targeted.

-Very Quickly, the police prefecture of Paris cordoned off the area around the Chatelet, where are the Pompidou Centre and Les Halles shopping center. A helicopter was mobilized and large police forces.

-Shortly After 16.45 the alert was raised, "no danger" being reported.

-It Would be a hoax, according to police headquarters.

-A Press conference was announced to explain what happened.

In short, False alarm.

Source: ledauphine.com/france-monde/2016/09/17/alerte-attentat-declenchee-dans-une-eglise-du-centre-de-paris
Stick the address into google, select translate the page.

>UNGA BUNGA BAGUETTE LA BICYCLETTE BIX NOOD

ha ha ha ha ha kill the priest and blow up the congregation.

Fuck france let them all fucking die.

highly incoherent desu
it starts with
>ain't gonna die for you, 400 years of slavery, it ain't negros who provoked ISIS

t. Mohamad

They are the same thing everywhere on the planet, arent they?

AND NOTHING HAPPENED IT WAS A PRANK

White English you sand nigger looking cunt or thats the line of the met police on the underground so thats good enough for me you silva tongued dago cunt

Ill let you own a car. As long as you keep it at home, in a garage and never bring it out.

Sector clear, nothing happened

SHART

I want to be kidnapped by beurettes

Stop bullying cunt, that's the best you can get in Eucucke

A fucking source wouldn't hurt you know

this, letting women vote turned out to be a literal nightmare

Reported

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Yes. They eat the "black people united" propaganda bullshit that starts in the US.
As a matter of fact blacks in France hate blacks from other ethnicities and arabs even more.
Sadly they think that every blacks suffered from slavery or something. The mental gymnastics are fucking impressive

holy fuck i actually spit out my drink

Can someone translate? This isn't the French I was taught during my entire life.

Qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au bon allah?

>>Qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au bon allah?
what we did was for the good of god

"A French-algerian men of neo nazi beliefs captured after shooting in Paris. President Hollande stated that it was an attack by a crazy right winger that is now under psychological treatment waiting for his family to arrive from Algeria to help him through these difficult times"

twitter.com/prefpolice/status/777157343431852032

NO HAPPENING

first post Then the second post says more or less:
>And for my muslim brothers who are clean and dindu nuffin. The burkini has nothing to do (with this?) You're always coping out but sooner or later, they(ISIS?) will come back to shoot you! #SorryForTheDeaths but the government is hiding behind the people, the ones that are fighting ISIS! They (the government) don't die but us citizens do. So fuck your deceased relatives(nigger way of saying QED) #FreedomOfSpeech

-Recrute to prevent women from going to the beach in Burkini.

-I ain't going to die for you. 400 years of slavery, that's enough, it wasn't the Negros who provoked Daesh.
#FreeSpeech

-And for my Muslum brothers who are clean and haven't done anything!!! The Burkini hasn't got anything to do with it! You always look for pretexts but sooner or later it always comes back to get you !!! #DslForTheDead but it's rather the government who hides behind you ! You who go fight against Daesh! They aren't the ones dying but us citizens do!

Can't make sense of the last sentence.

Something something cheese omelette.

God dammit.

2.83 gun killings per 100,000 where the USA has 10.54

You fucking retard that's the amount of killings per capita, it has nothing to do with the total amount of population

>american education

Now they now in how much time the police can arrive, with how many cops and if the base protocol has a helicopter flying (it does).
It's like invading airspace to test the enemy times of reaction.
In the periscope stream you could see a lot of arabs looking at the scene laughing, guess why.
I bet on an attack soon.

>white
>Hispanic

Pick one, fucking subversive fbi

Jesus.

Good luck to you, France. You'll need it.

I was talking about the pic, americlap.

You are in Toronto aren't you....it's grey and rainy here...

All day, every day.

I like this concept.
Hopefully every nation has such plans.

>he uses his car to protect his home
>american logic