Trump is blessed on russian live television. He literally can't lose
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I didn't know Russians cared about our politics. Don't they have their own election to worry about?
Also, what does he say when he said "What the heck?" It was like shto ta koya or whatever. I heard Zhukov say it in Downfall when they got interrupted while interviewing Nazi generals
>Pneumonia is only a symptom of a much worse sickness she is suffering from
Why is he shouting?
Vodka
saw this on some alex jones video.
I fucking love Russia.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>In September 2016, inspired by Donald Trump's signature proposal, he plans to build a border wall and ban Muslims from entering Russia
Looks like a good man. A bit crazy but still a good man
>Hillary will get nuclear revenge on the world because of Monica Lewinsky
This is where I completely lost my shit.
This guy is awesome
>Hillary will get nuclear revenge on the world because of Monica Lewinsky
He's like the russian Alex Jones lul
itt: pol discovers Zhirinovsky
>Zhirinovsky
Is literally everyone jewish? Am I jewish? who knows
>Zhirinovsky was born in Almaty, the capital of the Kazakh Soviet Socialist Republic, modern-day Kazakhstan. His father, Volf Isaakovich Eidelshtein (or Wolf Andreyevich Eidelshtein), was a Polish Jew,
Trump will dominate hillary at the debates, it will be a no contest K.O. She'll probably have an episode on live television, maybe even, if KEK wills it, a stroke on live television. The media will obviously try to downplay it and spin it as if her stroke was actually just severe diarrhea or some other ridiculous non stroke related nonsense.
This guy is a twisted fucking psychopath.
Also, a half jew and most likely controlled opposition. Still funny tho.
>"Trumpa"
Sounds like "shit" in portuguese loool
чтo тaкoй
stho takoi
Thanks doc
>Father was polish jew
He's passionate because he knows how dangerous Clinton is to Russia
Basically, this guy is our Trump knock off, he's been around since the 90s, but, unlike Trump, he's not considered seriously by anyone and has embraced his role of a political clown who appears on talk shows and shouts a lot
watch his video where he says Rice should get fucked by a Russian division till sperm leaks out of her ears
I like Rogozin though, he's a more subtle troll
>Hillary will start WWIII to get revenge on Bill for screwing Lewinsky
Someone literaly give that man a medal.
Has anyone looked at the list of Russian billionaires here?
en.wikipedia.org
Like half of them are Jewish. Should I just convert to Judaism and become the Ubermensch of my Society? I'd be guaranteed wealth right?
Thanks Rossiya.
Zio pedo anti nato country wants anti nato Zio pedo pagan
Well, it's 4 of them in a group of 21.
That's not THAT bad, r-right?
Hell hath no fury
DAT FUCKING GUY
LOL
Talk about social steamroller
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>neo-byzantine Nationalism
I'm all for it.
Evil Hillary will not hesitate to push the button if she is backed into a corner:
what a guy. 100% spot on
I was at work and for some reason looked up a list like this a couple days back and I could have sworn at least half the people were jews. I think i just made the comment based on my original researching.
Whatever list i was looking at of russian bilionaires for sure had a much larger jewish percentage though. I swear whatever list i was looking at was damn near 50%
Zhirinovsky always good for a chuckle or two.
>Out of Africa is a myth
It is though.
The writer of the paper on it came out and said he was wrong.
Eh ohh.
>Mushrooms are sentient
Are the good times making a comeback? I want to see Trump and Putin just hanging out.
If you go far east enough in Europe, with Jews who lived under the USSR you'll find some of the most economically conservative people in the world.
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I'm no expert on evolution and the like. But I do find it odd that all of our ancestors originated in Africa. Like surely some other places had different climates which helped these new subspecies succeed and whatnot.
I mean we have Lucy and other bones, so obviously there were many human like species millions of years ago, but I guess i just don't get why all of them seemed to have originated from africa
But what did the original author of the out of Africa theory have to say about it after the fact?
SOURCE??
That's his shtick. Funny guy really)
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>I didn't know Russians cared about our politics
Considering Hillary wants a nuclear war with Russia while she hangs out in the Alps with transexual angel babies with tits, Russians have an incentive to want Trump.
am I gay for liking these pictures?
There's nothing gay about friendship.
that man is insane, he wants to nuke my country
I'd like to buy him a drink .
no... he's just a clown, don't take him too seriously.
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>no source
please. No one cares enough about (wannabe) Finland to even Nuke you.just go eat your nasty fish and shut up.
Kek. Zhirinovsky is incredible. So fucking based
>dont they have their own elections to worry about?
Yes parliamentary elections are coming up. Thats precisely why they are having a debate with the leaders of the parliamentary parties.
He's always shouting
>orange tie
HE CAN KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>Trump knockoff
Except he's been around since way before Trump
>THE AMERICANS CALL HER A WITCH
>THE AMERICANS SAY THIS
He's not wrong.
It's too bad he has depression.
The theory is that she has parkinsons disease, since parkinsons can cause one type of pneumonia that isn't contagious. and since hillary doesn't appear to be contagious, that's one possible explanation.
>Both are great
I don't know who this guy is but he's the funniest fucker I've seen in a while.
>SHE IS A VICIOUS SNAKE. SHE'S A WITCH.
Russia is such a crazy fucked up energetic country. It must feel great to be a Russian in some ways. They have a lot to be proud of.
Imagine Hillary being president with parkinsons, and she has to decide whether to launch nukes.
Hands shake, accidentally press the button, oh shit WWIII.
american politics is basically world politics
Its not that its a myth its just that it doesnt mean what people think it means. It is %100 factual that human's ancestors came from africa. But we was a species of Homo Sapien Sapien came out of the Mesopatamie area. By this chart you can clearly see how close Caucasians are to the original Homo Sapien Sapien, and how many branches off Blacks are.
But we as a species of Homo Sapien Sapien came out of the Mesopotamia area.
fixed that
Every country in the world cares about your politics, both because it basically has impact on the whole world and because it's fucking hilarious.
Putin has been doing away with some of the oligarchs throughout the years. You may have seen an outdated list.
Ruskies seem like good people.
Hahahah epic
Holy shit this guy fucks
He's right, you know.
>they know more about our election than most american voters
>russian
>elections
>worry
gee, i wonder which party will come out on top?
HIGH ENERGY
This election is truly blessed. No sarcasm here, but for the foreigners, I have a question:
Is your news filled with American politics more than your own country's? I'm genuinely curious how foreigners know EVERY damn detail about us.
Don't forget we also bred with Neanderthals, while Sub-Saharan Blacks did not.
Does this mean that WE WUZ KANZ?!
>Is your news filled with American politics more than your own country's
No. But world news is world news everywhere. And obviously America doesnt take a backseat in that kind of coverege. Besides most people on Cred Forums are politically savvy
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Also Russia basically considers Russia, the US and China as the only relevant countries. This debate was specifically about the foreign policy of the different party leaders
based zhirik, what can i say
Maybe you should spend less time worrying about the faded paint on your neighbor's house and mind the cracked paint on yours.
if you ask me we should take a page from the ruskies book and do away with the degenerate liberal idea of freedom for all
he said once, and i quote:
>my mom is a russian and my dad is a lawyer
Zhirinovsky is the funniest fucking dude, even just his wikipedia page always makes me lol from all the stuff he gets up to
there's a great timeline on the alternate history website where he becomes leader of russia
why do people slow down to see a car accident?
virtually all respectable news broadcasts have a dedicated section to American politics
They are also bickering over how if Bibi wasn't such an asshole to Obongo, we could have received more funding from you (kikes never change)
>змeя пoдкoлoднaя
>вeдьмa
Saying it just like we want to say it.
BECAUSE HE IS PASSIONATE!!!!
>those Russian cuties in the audience
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SCHIZOID!!
He's browsing Cred Forums, i tell you
He is Cred Forums incarnate
wasn't yeltsin a pedo supporter
Neo Byzantine nationalism when
I miss dubya sometimes
You mean Trump?
Almost certainly.
What's this guy's name?
I've never understood why foreigners care about our politics so much. We're very boring people.