How often she browses Cred Forums?

Do it, leaf.

No, she once did an AMA and said she wants to see a guy's 23 and me before dating

pretty much you better be white

Her face looks like a mouse

please do

she is only sexy because of her mind, if she was liberal leftist, she'd be a 6/10 at most.

right now she is solid 8 though

>implying she wasn't looking for fellow semites

Give us the story leaf.

She's probably responsible for half of leaf shitposting.

Go ahead, I give you permission..

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Useful idiot.To be honest she isn't even that attractive, her upper lip disappears when she smiles.

One user on here believes she has aspergers Says he has a sibling with it and can see all the signs.

>is 21, looks 30-something
>she will look like Hillary Clinton by the time she actually is 30-something
get rekt sloot

Damn was she a libtard 2-3 years ago?

>be me
>be friday night in mainland BC university
>halloween bash just off campus
>predrinks.png
>show up with the lax crew
>cute girls along with the usual clingers on
>see the weird girl from my IR2 class from last term
>shes standing with some landwhale and not talking to anyone else
>night continues
>around 11 things are getting fired up
>find out weird girl tried to hit on a friend of mine from the hockey team but left spaghetti all over the floor like in-floor heating
>notice her outside with same landwhale looking around with a cocky look on her face
>dare my friend to go hit on her
>2 shots.tiff
>walks up as me my gf and others watch
>friend is black btw
>gets her number, shes really eager and they head upstairs to the top balcony
>10 minutes pass, friend comes down saying she was begging to suck his black cock etc but was awful no idea what to do
>she started crying
>friend leaves
>2.35 minutes later she runs down the stairs crying and runs out of the party leaving her fat fuck friend sitting by the pong table
>make fun of her for being weird and not knowing how to work a dick (and being a coalburner)

This is your "savior".

Fags.

probably comes here looking for ideas to blog about. she is alright, thin lips annoy me. sort it out.

Given that I've seen no actual evidence of her alleged coal-burning, I'm inclined to think she's one of us. At the least, she's better than that nigger loving icon of degeneracy, the (((Glorious Faggot))).

Thanks Leaf. Never liked her.

This, post feet

shes fine. hope she comes to australia one day ;)

But Persians are white. We're the original Aryans

my doubles nullify this untruthful slander story.

if I get triples you will die tonight because of lying like this.

Is there any proof for this story, otherwise we have to call this bullshit. She is not our "Queen", but there is a greate amount of evidence she knows pol.

What a disgusting fucking whore, probably has aids from the nigger dick she takes

Interesting gets, let's see how the Leaf responds.

She's probably pretty normie so only like 6, 7 hours a day I bet

>shoeonhead

She's the female Sargon of Akkad.

do you need proof? its not like leaf posters are known for writing bullshit stories here on Cred Forums.

and a young girl begging to suck a black dudes cock, whom she met 5 min ago.. happens only in an autists mind.

Why the fuck does she look so old?

>girl has no idea how to suck a dick

Objectively fake, it can't be hard to do.

She claims she is (((Danish))) I think she's another crypto Jew like Milo

They dye their hair blonde into fooling people that they're Ayryan nationalists, or at the very least, to make you think they belong on a subconscious level

It isn't. Leaf is lying as usual

Hope this post is irony, since only a really dumb Person would ever believe this Story without extremly convining evidence being provided.

It's a faggot leaf poster, of course it's not true. Only a faggot retard would

course she was.

COAL BURNERs like her always pivot towards being conservatives when the BBC has turned her inside out a few hundred times so she can lock down a white boi with a job to have white babies with and ruin in a divorce to go back to the BBC

Only in the summer

She looks like the pornstar Lucy Cat. The Germans know who I'm talking about.

women want some tool whom they can manipulate.. it makes perfect sense they go for niggers after they are financially secured and old.

also, only niggers will fuck old white women. I do like MILFS, but most of them dont look like the milfs in /b threads.

so nope, I'd have to be a nigger to prefer that over younger girls.

I feel like there's a lot of money to be made by taking garden variety attention whores, dying their hair blonde, and then coaching them up to be Cred Forums queens. The demand is there, I just don't know how to turn it into cash.

I'm usually here a few hours every day.

I don't think she's Jewish, and I don't think she's untouchable like some of you bros are saying.

Its not like any of us were ever going to meet her anyway. You bros need to stop trying to make every politically sane woman a personal waifu. I know they are rare memes, but if you were more fashy and chill about being alt-right, things would improve for us exponentially.

Stop being faggots, basically.

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Apparently her name is Lauren Simonsen

Some pages say its a hebrew name meaning "Simons Son"

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except it's danish and equivalent to sweden's "-sson"

You can lie about your age

Well, its a bit foggy so I don't know entirely. The big time ancestry sites don't really say much.

Never the less, I'd still bang her. She's pretty cute.

Also here is a picture of Lauren wearing Thor's Mjolnir medallion.

isn't she married(?) to armored sceptic.
or is everyone a coal burner who's in close vicinity to a nigger

Armored Skeptic is a kike leaf

damn i bet her feet are soft and reddish like her hands...

"she's ugly." What..

who dat?

I would like to spend an entire day in bed with my tongue in her pussy.

What do you think her butthole tastes like, lads?

jesus christ you guys really call anyone alt-right these days. Is the amazing atheist alt-right too ? why not at this point

Sounds legit. Nice try though

>Oh look a perfectly normal thread

>TIME FOR SOME LEAFPOSTS

Yeah she's ((white)) goys-
*cough*
guys

are you implying that only jews had to flee hitler?
>denies holocaust
>assumes everyone who doesn't like nazi's is a jew

i dunno things are pretty intense right now. Im pretty sure she would lose 33% of her fanbase almost instantly if she has a black bf in the future

>only jews escaped the war. lauren isnt a jew this meme is so fucking dumb

Makeup
You're all looking at makeup aesthetics and not actual signs of aging.

>tfw 28

feels bad man

she is worse than a coal burner: she is an anglo burner

that (((nose))) though

>19
Feels good to be a babby at times.

just a few days younger than me. didn't really expect that

Gas her with Milo.

I take no interest in hearing politics from a Woman, never mind a fuckimg Leaf.

Excellent taste user

She looks like a coalburner

The migrant crisis seems to have redpilled her pretty hard though. She has abstract reasoning abilities and knows how to differentiate between person and ideology, this is so rare in women.

Like heaven

when will you jokers learn...
capitalists want to make money from every side.
you're just being offered what you want to see and hear.

Some lefty poured stale piss from bottle over her head and she didn't even give any fucks.

So i literally cant claim to be more alpha than her because i would have started gagging and puking everywhere.

"I bet you haven't even been raped!" --lefty, 2016(?)

At this point what blonde isn't one?

Well person I have met that requires my ID for buying alcholol don't believe I am 28. So I look young for my age.

But its a bummer hearing a qt saying she's not interesting in slightly older men.

>she

oy vey i can ACTUALLY HAVE SOME CHANCES anons, im her age

> Older than me by 6 months
Nice

Pal he said she wants to see a 23andme profile, not that you be 23

My grandparents are aryan catholics and they fled germany. Better than sticking around to catch a stray bullet.

guys how did she get this smart at age 21 wow

Pretty often, she is the one who started this thread, after all

Ah, my mistake.

She has participated in #altrightmeans and is constantly dogwhiselling, it is quiet obvious that she can't go further in the current climate. She seems useful in her current position and her change from austrian ecconomics to alt right is fully in line, with what has happened to so many people here.

some qt hippie

She even made a twitter post about globalism, thats one step before going well you know....

I call bullshit

And a Pinochet meme it is really obvious.

My friend tried to fuck her back in high school when she was a raging liberal. She turned him down so he fucked her slutty drugged out sister instead.

I want to culturally enrich her butthole , if you catch my drift

via Montezuma's revenge?

sneaky

Has anybody made any fakes or cum tributes of her yet? Seriously guys? Seriously?

>there are guys here who are so insecure that a white girl is getting BBC'd that they make up retarded stories and project their butthurt on every single female Cred Forums attention whore

this is embarrassing

does she like hedgehogs