Best military forces in the world are always are turkish

does the leaf even have an army

not in 1621

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You got your ass whooped by Albania and a Midget Moldavian.

fpbp

>17k wallachians
>did not engage
based vlads people cucked the ottomens

sometimes i think you have some s&m crush on us

TURKISH PEOPLE >>> t*rkish army

PROVE ME WRONG FAGGOT

Correct word is Tsundere.

I think you might have a point I can't think of any other nation's army that has the ability to survive a Nuclear attack.

try to defeat us and lose you fags

>:^)

Hungarians back in the day absolutely raped

Better luck next time, unibrow.

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Reminder that true Turks are white. Most inhabitants of modern Turkey are highly mixed with Arabs. But unmixed true Turks are white.

kek

shit tier soldiers

I watched your military get booty blasted by some fat man trapped in a wardrobe doing a Skype call to CNN

>Are always are turkish.

Niggas pls

>posting a painting that depicts the battle that decisively ended the Spanish empire forever

In fairness, most of the wars fought before the 17th centuy were "i dunno lol" when it comes to casualties

>some battle where half of them died of disease or got lost in the woods being proof of anything

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stfu faggot do you want another gallipoli

Ottoman empire no longer exist due to a series of lost wars need I say more.

We've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother

>this autistic

Well turkey didn't exist until 1918 so....

wow i didnt even knew bulgaria existed

unlike you guys we respect our history and ancestors

>do i want another war that ends with the dismantling of germany, austria, turkey with the british army occcupying istanbul and britain having the largest empire in the history of the world by 1922

Yes

You can only reply to this post if your country has never lost territory in a war.

My father trained Turkish Soldiers, and he always said how imcompetent you roaches were.

Source

why, your ancestors were all conquered by my ancestors lmao

k have fun living in a authoritarian state and going to germanistan when life in your country gets unbearable.

By voting for some Islamic lunatic and dragging yourself to the Stone Age?

fpbp

Either you're trolling or just a really retarded roach.

we still won in gallipoli thats something i guess

>getting defeated by Malta

fucking roach

>t*rkish soldiers

germany is ours anyway

Our CIA has probably caused like 1000 coups in your pathetic country to keep you roaches secular.

you'd have to be literally retarded to lose gallipoli, which you nearly did

thats ottoman empire not turkey

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lepanto

Poland would like to have a word with you.

You are literally retarded, Turkroach.

Thank you Kraut bro, I sincerely hope your country turns around soon.

there is no espace from turkey we will soon enough conquer every place on earth just wait untill we get together with our bros in syria and then we will take all of the ottoman soil back

Honestly this is the only war that matters in modern history.

No it isn't.

Keep getting assfucked by Erdogan, Turkey is the laughing stock of the middle east anyways, keep getting bombed dirty roach.

You will cry "pls helps me isis is coming and we don't know how to fight"

just like you fags cryed to us like ''we need workers for our shit country'' deal with it germany is our clay

yeah i have to say you turks were pretty dank

We never cried you moron.

Also remember the kebab killings ?
That will happen again, very soon.
We will remove you disgusting roaches with force if we have to.

your army couldn't even manage to kill ur own president and got cucked by the police so idk desu senpai

>French
>Goat tier
Have you already forgotten about WW2? About Napoleon getting btfo by the russians? Modern France? Why arent those mentioned?

lel do you even can think at all faggot we came to work and qonquer

>work and qonquer
Do you actually work though?

This is the real one.

I love how you had to specify " lost territory " instead of just never lost a war

we actully can work as decent factory workers and also really good in work camps too

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now thats right my german friend

I know this is bait, but i really hope your English isn't that bad.

>roaches have an inferiority complex

being shit-tier and right next to europe

stfu you can even manage socialism

fpbp

i hope you will learn turkish soon my german friend

Didn't Spain lose this battle against the French thus ending the perception of the invincible Spanish?

Well, you used to be great in ancient times, but now your Army is dogshit and your Soldiers won't even fight and get killes by your own civilians

That is an even shittier list. How the fuck is Germany god tier when they literally never won a war? Also fucking south Korea? All they did in Vietnam was rape and slaughter the civilians and their military today is literally shit. Only Italy is in the right spot.

Sure they are, roach.

you're right about that those poor privates got wasted for a lost cause from the start of the events. when you look into the last 2 coups and the civil junta happened in 1971 you can actully see the 2016 coup is really a hoax

You can debate who lost a war
Territory change is indisputable

fpbp

Also, no military has ever come close to the Roman army under the Nerva-Antonine dynasty.

you cant lose what you dont own

As the chart says, we are bad at grand strategy, but our soldiers are probably one of the most skilled ones on the planet, and im proud to be one of them.

Also we lost the wars with alot better Kill to death ratio.

I want to see a 18,000 people horse charge.

>Has titanic numerical advantage
>Has massive amounts of wall-destroying artillery
>Gets rekt by a bunch of Pollacks in metal fairy wings

In your dreams you Mongoloid insect.

winged hussars?

more like winged piece of shit

yeah man we're right next to you

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t. turkish diaspora

>Has titanic numerical advantage
>Has massive amounts of forest-destroying napalm
>Gets rekt by a bunch of jungle rice farmers

In your dreams you burger eating shart in mart.

the persian army is still better young one :^)

lol

Turkish military just lost a conflict against local police and a few angry mobs armed with belts while Ergodan hid in the bathroom.

Doesn't seem very based

Gallipoli would have been a failure if not for German generals directing the roach forces tbqh

Looks like a circus parade.

Remember Barbarossa wrecked Doria at Preveza not too long before this battle

Obviously because they didn't't want to kill their own people

Should we discuss your 2nd and 3rd rate equipment? Your unbloodied and untested low skill conscript force? Or perhaps the recent politically motivated purge of the officer corps? You are fucking delusional.

>Have you already forgotten about WW2?
One of the many wars that France won, and don't forget how they covered the ass of the BEF as they retreated

>About Napoleon getting btfo by the russians?
He beat the Russians in every battle during 1812

>Modern France
What has that got to do with the French military? Also France has won every single engagement in modern history as well.

wtf are you talking about leaf have you even heard of mustafa kemal ?

Only thing Sanders did that helped was give Mustapha Kemal a promotion

>refusing to kill the enemy faction because they're 'your own people'

Fucking roaches. You were, are and always will be vermin and nothing more. Remember this when we will give back Constantinopol to the Greeks and the rest of your stolen land to the Kurds.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_Attack

8/10
>forgot "crick in our dick"

>Has titanic numerical advantage

You fucking retarded nigger. We were fighting thousands of miles away from home while they had an endless supply of gooks to throw at us. We managed to kill 20 gooks for every good American man that fell.

>Has massive amounts of jungle destroying napalm

Yeah, it slaughtered gooks but we couldn't capitalize on it because we couldn't invade North Vietnam because we didn't want to engulf the world in nuclear hellfire.

>Gets rekt by jungle rice farmers

Jungle rice farmers that played dirty and hid amongst gookesses and gooklets because they knew we couldn't butcher their villages since we had morals even though they killed thousands of South Gookenese civilians.

Also,

>Has modern breech-loading rifles
>Has mountains of anti-personnel artillery
>Gets rekt by a disorganized tribe of screaming niggers with pointy sticks and cowhide shields

I think we're here Reginald

hahaha thank you for that funny joke my friend

>vietnam
>beat US
This meme needs to die. The Vietcong did put up a hell of a fight, but the only that actually stopped the US from just napalming the whole country was a massive amount of faggy hippies crying to the politicians to pull our troops out.

Janissaries didn't get their dick's cut off & post 1600's most of them were Turks

>Turk admits being inferior to pieces of shit

>has military coup
>fails in 1 day

atleast i dont masturbate with maple syrup you syrian dick sucker

Exactly. All good things die.

if you want a good coup look at the coup in 1980 you dumb fuck

Also the fact that we couldn't invade the North and risk nuclear war with the USSR so we had to keep killing massive amounts of expendable gooks that kept respawning. There was no clear goal besides "stop the VC rebellion."

>Also France has won every single engagement in modern history as well.

You dumb fucking fruit

That doesn't make sense though OP is turkish, why would the German be talking about the US besides he thinks
>prove me wrong
is a 100% mercun meme?

>T*rkroach makes shit thread pomoting his roach "history"
Cheks out.

The Battle of Vienna, 1683. That is all.

Is that why you constantly got raped by Russians?

That's very gay, but the art isn't bad and seems fairly expressive, do they have not gay art?

I was referring to post Indochina war. Algeria was pretty much a military victory.

wtf what is latvia

>tfw the average brozillion thinks Turkey is the world center of human trafficking

>Brazil
>Complaining about other people committing crime

Kek

I like this.

The poles always remove the kebab

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>best military forces in the world are always are turkish.

Didn't help at Vienna, roach

Wtf ??? Why are roaches using Computer???

I remember when i was a kid in school we had a turk immigrant kid named Hakan whose family came for work to shithole Latvia.
We usualy with russian kids beat the shit out of him and his brother Mahmut and made fun of their disgusting languade.
Basically giving roaches a hard time until their family left to germany.
Happy to see nothing changed in my life.

you got BTFO by the Cossacks, the English, and the Germans.

You mean Turkic. And no, even the best fighters of Turkic military were not Turkic, mostly from Balkan or Caucasus.

Sike nigga you thought

A war based on lies, led by a puppet of the enemies to destroy the area and gain control? Everyone who really thinks this was a real war, is dumb. Atatürk worked for Europe. Destroying the Ottoman Empire and installing their own puppet there.

In history
> The Huns
> imperial Britain
> Roman Empire (Agustus era)
> Nazi Germany (pre Hitler fucking it up)
Modern
> US
Even with almost a decade of the millitary being dumbed down and fucked up, US is still the top
> Russia
Close second to US, is the only country that could go toe to toe with the US and win.

>you will never shoot a cannon on a mountain into a swarm of turks
Feels bad man

Battle of Vienna

That's why western armies marched all over you guys for thousands of years.

You got beaten by Serbian peasants that didn't even have real cannons.
>but you're the best

Well sure that certainly didn't help, but in the end we didn't lose the war because our military wasn't good enough. Even with ambushing tactics and the harsh jungle environment, the US still dominated on the battlefield against all those endless waves of gooks. Had there been no fuckery going on with external forces and politics, we would have steamrolled those cunts.
So that little chart giving Vietnam's military a point for "beating the US" is just retarded.

Huns were turks...

Don't listen to the other idiots, the guy didn't even mention america.

He meant all we need is predatory birds to kill the roaches.
And believe me, Australia is coming you for roaches, the emu's have demanded a feast.

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In my Vienna 1683 my dude

>leave the british royal navy to me

last one didn't worked eh ;-)

best cavalry in eu4

lol, stay irrelevant

TOPKEK

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>poor soldiers
A navy seal literally killed a man with a plastic spoon.

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The fat american minus doesnt matter because our military training is so good, noone leaves basic fat.

Or 1683

Chek'd. If there was a draft today, you would watch that obesity percentage go down like a ton of bricks.

turks are just mongols

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It was a significant military force... 200 years ago that is.

Fuck yeah

>turkroaches when will they learn

Cheating frigates dont count desu

>also really good in work camps too
Camps you say ?

was gonna post this

Underrated

then gallipoli doesnt count

>Israel
>Always outnumbered

America won vietnam. Paris Peace Accords. That the US did not resume the war when the north vietnamese broke the treaty was a political failure, not a military one. The blood of millions is on the hands of the hippies

Nobody likes a sore loser

>sweden shit tier
not even scandinavian but delet this shit famalam

A 4th rate with 3rd rate armor vs a 5th rate and your proud that the 4thrate won you retard

>600 Billion + dollars budget
>Most technologically advanced
>took 10 years to find a nigger living in a mansion having orgies with his 5+ wives

Sometimes I wonder if I could have spend my tax dollars on better stuff than the government.

I don't know. I think we did pretty good in WW2.

Grmany god tier? Are you fucking kidding me? Germany has a shit military history. Your claim to fame is wartribes sacking Rome. You lost WW1 and WW2. I don't understand your logic. I thought Germans were smart?

France has a much better military history than Germany...by far.

BUT WE STILL WON!!!

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its a "20 polish retards with a bunch of wings taped to their armor ride in behind the holy league army and somehow years later claim the victory against the turks only for themselves" episode.

worst episode.

Man, I don't even like baiting but you guys really go insane when we are involved.

its the all-time grand classic "all janissaries were balkan kids and totally not most of them turks until late 17th century" E P

WORST EPISODE EVER AND ALWAYS ON REPEAT

John kerry almost got you to defeat yourselves like 2 months ago remember?

and we still forceably penetrated your womb mudshitbrit

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