This angry gun toting liberal barges in and tells you "RESPECT EVERYONE'S RACE, GENDER, AND RELIGION OR I WILL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!". What do you do?
This angry gun toting liberal barges in and tells you "RESPECT EVERYONE'S RACE, GENDER...
Zachary Gray
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Ian Martin
>s-s-sorry zhir
Ryan Gonzalez
teleport behind him
Colton Nguyen
>gun toting liberal
Joshua Jackson
Laugh in his face. Liberals don't use guns to get their way on social issues. they get others to do that for them
Cameron Allen
If you kill me I win
Tyler Watson
*unzips katana*
Dominic Smith
>underrated
Hudson Thomas
...
James Brown
these are pretty funny
David Rodriguez
Let my last words be "NIH-GUH PUH-LEASE" while snapping my fingers.
I die and he'd never be able to remove what I just did from existence. It would haunt his little libby mind forever.
Caleb White
>gun toting liberal
Wat
Nathan Reed
Pull out my cop badge and take his gun from him. After I'm done fucking him in the ass I'll tell him his car is being impounded.
Jaxon Hill
say IM TRIGGERED as he blows my head off
Dominic Foster
Take the weapon away, arrest him for aggravated assault. Call the cops to take a report and cart him off.
Ayden Reed
>Liberal
>Guns
Aaron Jones
call him a nigger
Benjamin Williams
bin my knife
Lucas Rogers
Respect my politics.
Levi Williams
Do a 360 and walk out of the room
Grayson Sullivan
>take the weapon away
Easton Hughes
THIS GLORIUS ROCKET ARTILERY LANCHER TELS YOU: "YOU ACTUALY SLAVE OF ATHEIST PPL WHO MADE ME"
Joseph Johnson
Take the gun from him, he's probably got the safety on anyways.
Luis Phillips
I reach.
Cameron Jones
>point out his White Privillege
and he'll shoot himself
Justin Ross
I'd turn around and shout,
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY
Christopher King
*grabs by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?
Daniel Green
He should shoot himself for being s fucking white male
Jaxson Wood
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
Brayden Nguyen
>ok sir
>victim was found at the doorstep with 3 bullets to the back of the chest
Joseph Butler
Tell them ok then when they turn too leave smash a lamp on his head, then slowly skin him with my scaling knife. Naturally I gag him first. Once done I dump his body into my garage concreting space and concrete his corpse in with it.
Julian Price
>WHAT R U DOING WITH A GUN YOU BIGGOT, READ THE SIGN!!! THIS IS A GUN FREE ZONE
He would then proceed to call the police on himself and plead guilty, to make sure the judge wouldnt let him off for his white privilege.
Chase Anderson
Yeah, look at the pic man. He's practically giving his weapon away, he's too close to be pulling a pistol to begin with, but the way he has it held out deep into your space utter incompetence. He's unable to aim it, but you can where it's aimed, and because he is reaching in so far he'll be unable to resist anything you do with any power.
The worst thing that's going to happen if it goes wrong is I'll have to slap the thing out of area instead of holding onto it myself. But most likely, I'd simply take it from him clean. The guy clearly has no idea what he's doing.
This one would be much more of a threat. He's still too close but not so absurdly close as the OP, he's emphatically not reaching into your space, and his weapon is at least close to a position where it could be aimed, so 'take the weapon' would be a bad response to this one.
But to yeah I'm just taking that pistol, and I'm doing it right now, before he wakes up and quits giving it to me.
Michael Howard
how did he get into le Weedman's house anyway?
Brandon Price
I call in the local drone patrolling the nearby street corner