WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ???

Anyone else really want to rewatch Jericho from years ago?

prediction: NJ was poor attempt at terror attack by Hassam

the rest are just random explosions that the media will pick up to boost their ratings and ad revenue

fpbp stay woke

I saw a flash and a boom in Phoenix

No happening or least dramatic happening ever? My $$ is on confirmation bias

We Afghanistan now
t. Thanks obama

PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM! PLEASE BE BLM!

It's nice and quiet here. No bombs going off at all.

operation distraction from emergency meeting in the UN, Russia and America might actually be having a show down

IT BEGINS

10 Shekel on this

or arabs

That show is fucking fantastic. It's like tv is real life now. WTF senpai?!!!!

>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ???

Trump is winning the election

Pretty much.

Shit explodes all the time.

Negligent slumlords don't bother to deal with a gas leak, tell their tenants to deal with the smell.

Some retard "home handy man" caps off the blowdown valve on a steam boiler... etc.

Anywhere else besides new york and new jersey?

What are the chances that these are false flags that are going to be blamed on "racist alt right nazis"?

THat explosion in NYC is the same sight where that Mud nigger hatched two cops yesterday

Oh fuck I live in Charlottesville

>Bomb Syrians allowing ISIS to take over
>Suddenly Bombs going off
>Media completely drops Syria

hmmmm

What happened to the second NYC explosion in the subway?

>implying they're coordinated enough to tie their own shoes

Go there! Report us!

It was a new Dylann Roof. Check 'em

first for art

Was blocks away from the explosion in NJ AMA

Welcome to Obama's America everybody, enjoy your stay.

explosion confirmed samsung note 7

THIS IS THE END

It's all to distract from #HologramHillary
i.4cdn.org/pol/1474156552946.webm

Virginia, Minnesota

Kek

Do u ever poop in ur hand while ur in the shower an try to throw it over the curtain in the toilet?

Distraction 101

Minnesota?

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nah man that ain't me

Trump will win NYC. I hate to say it but this is good for normies waking up. So glad no one was killed. Fucking terrorists man.

This doesnt really make since though
> Syrian bombings, helps Trump because he's saying the obama administration and generals are all incompetent. This proves this because two choices here, either it was caused because of bad relations with russia or we are helping jihadists
> Bombings today, they have to either blame it on blm or kebabs either narrative helps Trump

She's AI Hillary.

Look at her face before and after she glitches. She can feel the glitch.

She is now an AI.

requesting sticky

Explosion in New York is going to get a lot of new threads.

>this Saturday

Fuck man. Stay safe Burgerbros.

Right on the money

allah is releasing his wrath?

Chelsea explosion.

Chelsea Clinton.

Praise Kek.

Why is everyone in New jersey such aggressive/angry drivers?

Stabbing at St. Cloud

minnesota.cbslocal.com/2016/09/17/police-respond-to-st-cloud-mall-on-reports-of-stabbing-victims/

But gas was ruled out from being a trigger.

Link

Chelsea's mom is sick..

like a virus...

we give it a virus
a computer virus.

3 bombings

theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/17/breaking-explosions-in-new-york-city-charlottesville-virginia/

Hi Liberal CTR newfag, make sure to keep posting this in every random thread!

>Implying the whole movement is not being run by Soros lead Mossad

I don't know. As far as I can tell its a self fulfilling prophecy. Everyone else drives aggressively, and therefore, the only way to drive in such a way that you keep the flow of traffic, is to drive aggressively. We drive angry because we're surrounded by assholes 24/7. Most densely populated state in the country.

But to throw the elections for that?
Maybe Obama's rumored hatred for Hillary could be true but I doubt he'd kill his legacy like that.

Stabbings are not bomb related

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The lesser evil.

One affects Obama's legacy.

One affects Hillary, who Obama hates.

Archive of shit going down in UN Security Council emergency meeting CNN link archive.fo/APztS

Where at? I'm by the VA hospital at 7th Street.

Shooting in southeast D.C.
google.com/amp/www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Shooting-in-Southeast-DC-393848481.html?amp=y?client=safari

My dick just doesn't care, does it? My dick will dick anything.

>tfw if each of those bombs had killed just 1 person we'd have CRAZY happening threads

S M O K E S C R E E N

If you lived in Jersey, you would not be happy about it either.

water is wet

i don't understand what this has to do with anything

might as well talk about a shooting in baltimore or chiago

Fuck off. It's close enough

it's just an art project.

I do live in Jersey though user

Wow, just fucking wow. This is multiculturalism. This is diversity. Get used to it, fucking bigots. Would you rather live in a white country? OK, less bombs and rapes and riots and murders, but what about kebabs? Exotic cuisine and sports, don't forget you fucking Nazis. Diversity is our greatest strength.

P.S. Iran is evil Putin is a thug Israel is our greatest ally. Thank you God bless.

>implying people give a fuck about syria
the average american / european has no clue what's going on in syria. why would they need a false flag to distract them?

Syrian and Russian intelligence activated sleeper cells all over the country in retaliation for bombing.

Lone wolf, all three.

Or the beginning of the series of false flags triggered by Trump winning in the polls, allowing Onigger to declare martial law and postpone the election indefinitely

POST YOUR COMFY HAPPENING STATIONS

wew lad

Distraction from the beginning shots of world war 3. Goddamn you people are fucking gullible. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if you people paid stick price for cars and fell for the lies of nigerian princes.

Probably Russian/Syrian retaliation for what Obama did today.

this

This may be true; but there could also be real injuries and fatalities for that very reason.

It could also be that the Mossad (or it's bitch, the CIA) got wind of an organized attack, followed it, and attacked Syria before the organized terror attack so the USA's action would get blown over.

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Please senpai, listen to the man

>no happenings for a fucking month

>as soon as USA fucks up big time, bombs in every city go off

>all news outlets super slow to respond, most twitter accounts in the area reported almost an hour before the media did

>no one confirming anything

>(((((((IED)))))))) device
Those dirty kikes are up to it again.

Who honestly cares about the Syria bombings?

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Charlottesville confirmed to be transformer explosion.

Mass stabbing at mall in Minnesota though.

Who's your friend there??

I'm scaroused

Russia does, and the UN is having a meeting about it

Not everyday Americans but the Russians/Syrian operatives in the US do.

same as mine

I am ib the black here, granted it is 4am but the media here only reported one light explosion froma garbage can.

Reporting in

My dad, hes on happening patrol

What the fuck im legit freaked out by that

IS TRUMP PRESIDENT YET?

I'm on Cave Creek and Beardsley and it came from east of me. Maybe 5 seconds between the flash and the noise. Happened maybe can hour ago.

BREAKING:

NYPD news conference in 11 minutes.

11PM New York time.

Dude, i can barely handle one laptop, and it is too much information for me.

I'm ready for the race war!!!

mobile.twitter.com/pzf/status/777336344116924416
Hoooo boy

>inb4 underage b&

Obviously a distraction.

Could this be their BLM proxy?
That 100 million from soros could field a lot of ((guerillas))

It's a false flag so Obama can implement Martial Law starting at 12:00 EST so the dems can suspend the elections

Will Dems call for bomb and knife control now?

>12398213 hours
>no information
when will cover up begin?
martin will have sex now

The original WTC was shaped like an 11!

It's happening folks!

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

arizona plane crash

twitter.com/Nick_a40/status/777331893423308801/video/1

It's not islamists because they make sure everybody knows when they carry out an attack. It's either anarchists or stormweenie libertarians

>>FFXIV

What server, faggot?

I hate Japan so much

>implying Ann Coulter's law isn't in effect.

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Was it confirmed to be an IED?

It'd diversion from Syrian bombings
StCloud MN
kare11.com/mb/news/reports-several-hurt-in-crossroads-center-incident/319849690

Excalibur, nigger

>Cave Creek & Beardsley

Sure it wasn't a meth lab blowing up?

>FF14 w
why play that shit. FF ended when 11 went to 99 cap (I know why they did it but it still ruined the game).

Take picks on culprit
>Muslim
>Black Lives
>True Aryan
>Gas explosion

the cover up has begun

ITS HAPPENING!

Damnit, I was hoping you would be on Cactuar.

this UI is a mess.

Dude nobody in America gives a fuck about Syria.

the fire rises
just wait until the bioweapon attack

What type of plane tho

Niggers be too busy buying nikes and crack rocks instead of rioting if you give them that much money.

But wait..... There's more

> 2 locations on the east coast
> ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
member when pol wasn't full of autistic cowards?

>tfw these happenings only improve Trump chanes

MAGA

mentally ill work related violence by arab man who shouted allah ackbar before the explosion so it has nothing to do with islam, shitlord

chances*

twitter.com/Nick_a40/status/777331893423308801/video/1

Plane crash

Let NOT start listing all the happenings from our home towns.......

are those news people asking for permission all of a sudem trolls or (((what)))

lold

do we finally have a happening? i can't tell yet.

>razr keyboard

gtfo

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As far as I can tell, Jews don't want the Middle East to be powerful because "MUH ISRAEL IS THE ONLY DEMOCRACY IN THE MIDDLE EAST" and "OUR GREATEST ALLY"

And so we're supporting "ISIS" in order to fight the horrible, horrible Assad.

It's pretty much terrible and nobody can say anything about it because "muh antisemitism."

We knew that there would be a terrorist attack to distract everyone from Hillary's massive failure of a campaign.

Nobody has been killed so it won't survive the weekend news cycle.

Holy fuck

BADSELFEATER WAS NOT A LIE

I REPEAT BADSELFEATER WAS NOT A LIE

White Americans envy our zombie slut women.

IS IT HAPPENING
IS THIS IT
IS IT STARTING? PLEASE TELL ME IF IT REALLY IS STARTING PLEASE MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW

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twitter.com/MarkHarrisNYC/status/777324942975197185

Your a massive faggot

>eating a whole pie while shit posting in your parents' house

lol what a fucking loser

welcome to Earth m8

AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK ALL OVER THE COUNTRY

ITS HAPPENING

sauce plx

Are the bombers of islamic faith?

What the fuck is happening

>WTF NBA2K17????

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If Trump would respond to it BEFORE Obongo it could be good for him.

There's so much going on, but I honestly don't think any of them are happenings

De Blasio press conference at 11

That's 2 minutes. Means it's likely not muzzies

Being slid harrddd

Liberty bump

couldn't tell size of aircraft. didn't sound big.

mfw finnaly beaten my sleep disorter
Mfw this shit happens
Mfw too scared to sleep again

DAMMIT Cred Forums

>Are the bombers of islamic faith?
No because Islam is a religion of peace. These are fake violent muslims.

Chandler and Gilbert emergency personnel were responding to reports of a plane crash near Ray and Gilbert roads at about 7:30 p.m. Saturday.

According to the Gilbert Police Department, officials were responding to the crash. Gilbert Police tweeted that the "pilot ejected and is uninjured."...

do you have a link for the presser?

COD4 Remastered standalone?

are you comfy?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nice meds and cool dangle pots. Did your mom put those up?

What disorder? Insomnia? Delayed sleep phase?

Fuck off

Rip

You fucking Syria general morons need to fuck off.

Normies don't care about Syria, they don't have to hide it.

The Gilbert Mormons brought it down with their prayers!

Im 20, i commute to college so i live at home.

Too expensive to dorm.

sauce plz

youtube.com/watch?v=R9ol8ne_JWI

All the major stations will cover it. Link is a Fox stream

No Theifs Allowed is up!

youtu.be/MKjSzH455Ho
youtu.be/MKjSzH455Ho
youtu.be/MKjSzH455Ho

I second this

For master splinter

Damn CIA trying to rig this election. Giving hilldawg access to super secret hologram tech so she can project herself anywhere.

Comfy. 100 mi. away, in Scranton. But fucking One Punch Man comes on in about an hour.
Shit............

What's up with the scanner having laughing and an officer with an open mic?

Dorming is a giant rip off. You pay thousands to live in a small ass closet.

Oh... s-sorry.

actually was a present from my sister, almost the same

meds are anti seizure meds for en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_snow

thanks burger

He was some faggot crying about dead nigger babies. Hope he chokes on a bbc.

is this G-d exacting justice for all the murdered babies?

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "SAVE ME RON" TO SECURE YOUR POSITION IN THE HAPPENING BUNKER

What civilian aircraft has an ejection seat?

Don't turn this into a virgin station thread please

But you get to bang lots of easy girls.

Well, at least I did but that was 10 years ago. I was just on the cusp of SJW shit. I was in university when it was actually fun.

>leaf ripping on people

post yours house faggot

200sq feet?

I don't a few attacks will trigger the big one, but if isis is attached to even 2 of these events trump wins the election.

i really hope it wasn't muslims :(

they already go through enough...

Shit. I'm only a few minutes from here.

Go back to your abo wrangle

UNCOMMON

>if you have money you are a virgin

I think its the opposite

True, but Tinder has been treating me well in that case so win there.

youtube.com/watch?v=bcuc2Qwa3g8

who would bomb us?

Watching tng and lurking on my phone wtf is going on??? Is it religion of peace, blm, white nationalists, kek? Who dun it?

that tweet got taken down

If it is those particular niggers, who does Obama side with?

Never heard of that before; how bad is it? How long have you had that for and was there a cause?

UNCOMMON AS FUCK

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VIDEO
twitter.com/WestCes/status/777338609280151553

Get an an xbox one elite controller poorfag

>spending money on useless shit makes you rich

Yay someone destroy USA

>A false flag to distract you from the Syrian bombings.
why_the_fuck_are_we_in_Syria?

Oh shit

dude

The NY explosion is nothing. The dumpster that exploded is one used for construction and industrial waste. It's too much of a coincidence. I guarantee you this is an accidental dumpster explosion due to improper chemical Hazmat disposal.

It's not happening.

google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/new-york/struck-meat-cleaver-attack-madison-square-garden-article-1.2793991?client=ms-opera-mobile&espv=1 not really

SAUCE NAO

Muhammad Akbar is right

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what is a leppo?

It's (((America))) attacking itself again.

Just wait, my dubs say there will be some Russian/Syrian passports found at the scene

could be. they'll get us all killed starting WWIII

Same with LA drivers. Indeed, any city with the reputation maintains it fairly easily

casus belli

That's quite the theory you've got there. Any evidence to back it up?

It's genetic and begins during puberty from what my family knows. My father and one sister have it too.

The cause is too much activity in one part of the brain, and not enough in another, which is also the cause of seizures, which is why a doc prescribes anti seizure meds.

is it really that much better? The only thing I've heard is better placed vibration motors

How about a retaliation...?

POSSIBLE SECOND DEVICE FOUND 27TH STREET

This just in!

God damn it

DubsConfirm. Russian passport at scene

proof or just another nigger?

F

I don't post personal information online.

casus aut sine casus belli
U're a nigger who faps to his benelli

if they wanted to retaliate they would not make small bombs. probably something bigger - that actually kills..

A second IED was found.

bc ur a beaner

just on the local news

How much is a can of Copenhagen Long Cut in your area? Price for a log as well, pls.

A horribly planned terrorist attack. Overall, I think it's like 1 dead.

I swear to god I find more new porn on Cred Forums than on /gif.

Goddamn it Leaf.

twitter.com/pzf/status/777344042380165120
twitter.com/pzf/status/777344042380165120
twitter.com/pzf/status/777344042380165120

Who the fuck cares about your small town?

Comfy, 4 extra flipper buttons underneath. Shit bumpers were improved, same with the 2nd and 3rd revisions of the standard controller. Having that extra side edge on the triggers, which also been improved is my favorite.

If it's to pricey, the standard controller 3rd revision will do fine

Plane crash.

o thats fucked up
>XD
>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

twitter.com/jmsardo/status/777343022971387908

Video of explosion

CALIFORNIA REST IN PEACE

>new york
>new jersey
>sorry that page doesn't exist

>all over the country

Whats it like living in sleazeside?

Timestamp please. I want to believe.

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Bretty gud station.
What're those meds for though?

Just construction waste guys. Not some filthy towel head. Carry on Allah!

this

que que aconteceu meu negro

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Nothing

That and the fact USSF got their arses kicked by US trained rebels.

Gayest race war ever. Not a single casualty.

this. construction dumpster, large toolbox found near dumpster... media is starved for happenings just like us so they are going all out. lots of reports of suspiscious objects are just ppl's imaginations going crazy.

not happening.

>EXPLOSIONS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
>WHAT IS HAPPENING????
>WHAT IS HAPPENING????
>WHAT IS HAPPENING????

you are going to die fat worthless fagget - that is happening

He didn't fly so good

Oh nevermind. You already state what they are, I'm just retarded and didn't read the thread.

2nd device located
source:CNN
This is way too random for a Globalist false flag.
Definitely an insane snackbar running up a hudge FastPass tab, gassing up his ride every 4 hours, meth or coke residue under his nostrils

I bet there is a "How can white men even compete" thread where you can spend your time regardless

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shitty nigger gtfo

NY1 reporting a possible secondary explosive device was reportedly found on 27th Street between 6th and 7th Avenues. The possible secondary explosive devise obviously did not go off, but NY1 is reporting that NYPD special ops sources say a secondary possible bomb device was found.

been at work, can someone tl;dnr me on the syria bombing thing?

Please does anyone have the link to the nigress eyewitness?

I'm late to the Habbening

>ITS FUCKING TRULY HAPPENING

False flags by (((someone))) to try to position Hillary Clinton as the 'responsible experienced' leaders who we can trust in an emergency.

Basically a pre-October Surprise.

Its obvious.

So just prepare and watch Hillary Clinton to come out swinging with tough talk about how only she is qualified to protect us.

the joos covered shit up by flooding misinfo, even Cred Forums is buying it

...

F

how does she keep getting away with it???

Oh dear. Her light bee glitched out again.

pilot ejected safely. still not happening.

>windows vista

When I'm rich. I'll build a house in Chesire in the Greco-Roman style. That shit is aesthetic as fuck.

good taste in music brah
I love TRHCP

I love living in New Jersey, eat my ass

HOLY SHIT

IS THIS REAL

OMG

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>i-its nothing goy heh heh

ny media is going full retard,they don't this for no reason,they have inside sources that are telling them something...

damn nigga

Check for passing a of a certain gun law at 1:18 tonight. If you don't believe me check my post number.

Fuck

>4realz

t. ghost of clinton past

Hate to break it to you hunny, but NJ and NY are riight next to each other... This is hardly "all over the country" Nice try CTR shill

Yes, you can watch it over and over again on the streams

Dude, this is Chelsea in NYC, not England.
Fewer, but moar criminally insane, camelfuckz

Daily reminder:
youtube.com/watch?v=ohmajJTcpNk

Are you sure you can trust your own eyes?

It's a typical compression artifact/glitch that literally everyone here has seen before in youtube videos.

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I'll buy you a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives (one with cheese) and a large soda if you post hd versions of those separately.

We accidentally a bomb on Pro-Assad forces, wounding 100~ and killing 60; Syria, Russia and China are pissed. Russia is claiming we support ISIS. US media casually ignores all of it.

>Leaf.
im new here, is that what you call canadians around here?

azcentral.com/story/news/local/gilbert-breaking/2016/09/17/plane-crashes-near-chandler-gilbert/90609296/

>Who the fuck cares about your small town?
Depends on who is behind the "multiple stabbings".
If it is The Religion of Peace, in conjunction with the bombings.....
Or is it a distraction from what's happening in Syria....

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>Baseed Saide Al Pondeeri

That name tho

de blasio

>no evidence of terrorists at this point
>but it WAS an intentional attack

ayy lmao,mudslimes confirmed

What the fuck are you on about mate?
I'm responding to the European art picture.

MERGE

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>mfw my old lady wants to snuggle and get some love while HABBENING'S are afoot

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>Dude nobody in America gives a fuck about Syria.
We must, because we're sending a lot of arms to that area, and funding a lot of "moderate" rebels.

hey im in that thread right now

No, that's what I call faggots.

It just so happens that Canadians are all faggots.

>youtube.com/watch?v=ohmajJTcpNk
deep shit

what if these bombs went off early and there are more still waiting in unsuspecting places? what if BSE wasnt just an abortion hoax. what if Shillary is really a hologram? what if Obama is really Osama?

that small plane caught fire in the air, then crashed

>Syria, Russia and China are pissed. Russia is claiming we support ISIS

Then kill the people responsible- Barack and Shillary. Leave us serfs alone.
Bunch of shit-talking cowards

you have wonderful women, smart.

truuu

Kek is the shadow realm faggot

This. It has to be.

Stayed home tonight.. Have the desktop streaming the Texas vs Commiefornia game and drinking..

It's the same thing that has been happening all year

>Western coalition: Hey Russia everytime you bomb ISIS you're also killing the "moderate beheaders" like al-nusra that we armed and financed. NO! we don't know why they were right next to each other.
>Russia: We are removing jihadi scum, get on board or get out of the way
>WC: OK stand back and watch the glorious precision with which we strike
...
>WC: oops we bombed some of the last remaining infrastructure controlled by the Assad government, teehee sorry about that.

another angle of plane crash

twitter.com/SaraJaneHere/status/777333775847993344

Some report seing parachutes on the plane. If so, it was likely a Cirrus

>>eating a whole pie while shit posting in your parents' house
>lol what a fucking loser
hey man! nothing wrong with that....what kind of pie?

nice senpaitachi

FOX is completely terrorized by this event.

underrated

Your mom is a shadow realm

They're not aggressive. They follow the law and keep right. You probably are parked in the passing lane

NYC bomber photographed leaving the scene.

can we spread this on Twitter?

>Cred Forums green frog

kek