ITT: Cred Forums in 1939

what a time to be alive

Face it stupid goyim, we already won

Soviets just allied with Nazis and invaded Poland from the East

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_invasion_of_Poland

Dude FDR won't serve more than 2 terms, its uconstitutional, fucking tin foiler lmao i bet you listened to Huey Long.

Provisional tour dates

>Not all Germans

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hahahahah thats what you get for taking vilnius despite the agreement we made. Get gud son

Wtf? I'm a #Chamberlainmissile now!

/biz/ here. The a East end of London is going to be the next property hotspot. Buy up them house now while they're cheap.

Fucking SJWs man god damn

Literally where?
Literally who?

Pass this image on to the germans. They will know what to do

Thats some weird looking dynamite

DON'T ATTACK RUSSIA

I sure could use a shower

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Who the fuck are you?

It is alternate dynamite. Very safe for the environment and VERY cleansing.

kekd

well shit , if we have to fight the ruskies with the germans this time this gonna last longer than the great war , but at the same times russian army is full of farmers , so shouldnt be that hard to make them surrender

>Cred Forums in 1939.
OK Goyim, I'm sufficiently scared now,
you made your point......
Goyim.....
Goyim stahp
STAHP!

Come hide in France you'll be safe.
They'll never pass the Maginot line.

Has anybody seen my abo slave?
It went missing approx 1 hour ago

get a load of this faggot, if it wasn't for anglo tricks we would liberate you from commies with a lot of civilian casulties

Would do

are half or quarter abos fuckable?
i watched rabbit fence or whatever that movie was called, great job

Wiese schreiben hier alle in diesem degenerierten Englisch? Ein strammer deuscher Bursche sollte auch nur in Deutsch schreiben.

H-hello guys,my name is Shlomo Goldstein :D

Welcome to /Poland General/

>Round Up:
>aaaand it's over

Better give Japanese names to my children, they will be here forever.

pedo.

Just got told I'm being based in Singapore for the duration. Have fun in the trenches while I slam gook minge all day.

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/thread

why is china so shit at making an army ? i mean japan is a fucking island and you guys cant manage to have a standing army that could fuck them over ? you outnumber them i bet you could destroy them with just farmers

Guys I'm getting pretty concerned here, the Soviets are acting very agressive towards us even though we haven't done anything ? They want to trade land with us or some shit? But no one would attack a neutral country like Finland am I right

>Germany
>Being able to beat the British Empire

Pathetic huns!

Bummer
Still not gonna help you fucks

Norway and Denmark will be occupied by Germany.
Screencap this post.

we'll win in the short term, lose in the long term

Yup, thinking about going to France myself, it looks pretty comfy and safe, its not like that kraut tanks could get past through Ardennes, I mean its a forest, on hills, lots of hills. Just watch the Belgian side, easy

Ayo either of you fucks want some guns?
Can't have a war without guns!

He has gone over to the emus for better protection

even if they pass , France have better tanks and planes than anything the german have , true the french generals are a little backward in term of tactics but surelly the fact their equipement is Superior will balance that i mean look at that shit , how the fuck do you win against such a beast ??

Step right in

YOU ARE A FUCKING SUBHUMAN JEW

that person look awfully Young to be a SS-Sturmbannführer , do german are that desesperate that they have kids as officers ? god this is gonna be easier than in 1914

IT'S CURRENT YEAR

Germans are the Troyan Horse of Europe. Enemies of personalistic civilizations, this is why throughout history they hated Poland so much. Poland is a moral, principled country that respects human dignity and freedom, and Germans have long ago abandoned the view of moral monism in favor of moral dualism and positivism. Nobody has expected those violent creatures to erupt with such destruction, but history is full of sad surprises! Germans consistently instrumentalize human persons and treat them as raw material and as people are cynical and nihilist. No wonder deep down they hate moral nations and are motivated enough to dedicate their resources to pointless destruction and causing misery! Germany =/= Europe!

What's an Israel? Do you mean Palestine?

dont worry , if they attack we will help you , they dont have enough troops to cover west germany if they invade you , a combined attack of France and the british will destroy them in two months max

You killed ethnic-germans on polish claimed "land" after WW1 to ten-thousands you fucking lier.

We wanted to protect the germanic people from you murdering slavs.

I'm an Iranian, kneel down subhuman scum

look like the flag of palestine , so i guess yes , i should ask the mods to put the proper flag

Salazar is really the man Portugal needs. He's making us great again.

Me on the right, just checking in.

the fuck is an iranian ? do you mean persian ?

What's is that flag? Never saw that it before.

I warned you about Versailles, but you didn't listen.

And when the fuck can we incorporate South West? This mandate crap is getting old.

Oh you're right, I fucked up the terminology.

We should have picked better allies...

Who's /britishempire/ here?

I'm calling the MI6. You're fucked m8.

Witnessed

Guys the Soviets just invaded, what the fuck? France, UK, send help fast !

do you guise even have an army?

when are we gonna be part of the empire ? its been 99 years you created us to become a tampon state between France , germany and the netherlands , you were supposed to do something with us once it had settle down !

Ryssä mun leipääni syö

Gas the kikes race war now

you didnt even manage to beat fully our army in 1914 so you should know we have one , we have french Renault tanks and italians planes now , you guys are even more fucked this time

SAGE

Germany seems like a cool guy, but what will the world think if we shack up? Uguu~

Help us you fucking useless cunt, do you want commies as your neighbour?

somebody hire me pls

Footage of them together
Well shit National-socialist and communist really did allied

This world war shit again, Here God.

Guess I'm off to Abyssinia.

Is something happening in europe

Boy, I really hope France and England will help us during the war, otherwise shit may turn out pretty bad

pls help us against russians

Daily Reminder that comics are degenerate

Not an art form

We have our hands full, there is literally miljoona ryssää charging over our border at the moment.

life is so boring. i'm so fucking bored. there's never any happening

well germany and russia together , this gonna be a long war but an easy one with your top of the line tanks , russia are just peasants

European union led by germans is a good thing
Only jews and bad people would be against that
If the british people dont agree we will take them by force

Oh wait...

>italian planes
well we teamed up with italy this time

They are great allies and I am sure nothing will go wrong

>literally the same excuse we've used to invade crimea
KEK

JFK is a fucking cripple!
Think about it, have you ever seen the fuck standing up without his handlers guiding him???
He has polio or some shit and is unfit to be president for a 4th time.
>Inb4 you've been reading too much of the inforational wars tabloid

youtube.com/watch?v=KRF8xWzE7x8

Sweden was even a cuck during this period..

for fuck sakes

Thank God those krauts are leaving us alone

Please dont occupy us.

Bruh, were you alive last night? There were like 5 simultaneous happenings.

We don't wanna join the Tripartite Pact

History repeats itself.

Guise, can we please form that alliance against the Russians and Germans? We CAN into Intermarium r...right? G...guise?

we may just plan to make a quick stop for gas and jews

Phew, we are actually holding the Soviets off guys, they are charging over the border relentlessly, some without shoes or winter clothes? It's -30c outside, coldest winter in decades

do you treat your minorities well?

We finally got autonomy things are certainly getting better, the future is bright.

England please send Saruman to help us.

Oh no! Britain and France declared war on Germany!

Better start gearing up to assist our teutonic brothers

who neutral master race here? All of Europe spiraling into war and we sittin here all comfy. What could possibly go wrong?

W-we just want to be indipendent. We will help you take pekka.

South West Africa belongs to US!

post yours.

>teutonic brothers
if its to be late to the party like in the great war dont show up whatever the side you pick

>crazy germans in the west
>crazy russians in the east
this isn't going to end well, happening will probably happen

i hope we can stay neutral this time , surely germans wont break our neutrality twice right ?

Underrated

>neutral
dude we're in the middle of two fucking empires and germany has been increasing their military tremendously

Awesome

Does anyone else have a bad feeling about that Hitler guy?

I guess I better get my boat to Sweden ready...

Cancer

A happening is bound to happen

IMMA PULL UP ON A NIGGA BITCH IN MY BITCH WHIP (SKRRRTTT)

Avast ye maties. Since it is the past I am part of Britain now! 'Tis true, m'lady.

You don't exist yet, go away.

If we kill those Nazis, then these are the spoils. What say, lads? Do you want the Russians to have all the fun?

i side with teh based Adi and we smash untermensch, national army now cooperates with Berlin not london

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

Yeah like you can take us, we will never give you our cities, even if you'd blow them up.

Ooga booga?

They had moolies in 1939.

You tell'em Dad!

those cannons you gave us will send those gooks back to nanjing

The Japs are coming!

My granddad was captured defending Singapore

He had been in the air force since 1934, was an elite pilot, and was sent to a Jap POW camp. He survived the camp, having to pull his finger off with his bare hands to stop infection from spreading, and there were 4 planes taking POWs home after the war.

My granddad was booked for the first one back, but got in the second because he wanted to travel back with his last surviving mate. The plane they were on disappeared, all the others survived.

The whole street was organizing a party for his return when he died.

Brazil will join the Axis. Screencap this post

>Finnish Estimates
Kek

This is great, I'm going to post it on r/Cred Forums. Well played good sirs, well played.

Redpill me on Russian cannibalism

They are close because we got so much equipment from that victory. Battle of Raate road was an ambush on Soviet troops that were transporting men and equipment on that road. They got ambushed, split into smaller groups and killed, thats why Finnish casualities were so low.

Can the mods change my flag to the actual Canadian one? For some reason, it's showing this other one with a stupid leaf in it instead.

This should teach the soviet scum not to come here.

Mark my words: the thoughtest battle in all that shit will happen in Iceland. Doubles confirm it.

Her' yee her' yee.

By Jove, the poles have done it now.
Why did we ally with them again? Oh that's right, cuz we are the fucking Brits and can't keep our pudding fingers off of Europe.

>He thinks he can get past our waterline

Nice try, Hans

>Poland

BTFO
T
F
O

just cruising across the Khalkhyn Gol.

MONGOLIA WILL BE OURS! FUCK SOVIET PIG

literally dying of hunger because england fags took all food

Frankly, it'd be wasted on you lot.
Better to let people who can put it to good use have it, don't you agree?

but what if your indian colonial troops are needed to stop the japs ? surely they woudl need food

What with our good relations with Germany and all, I get the feeling we might be able to sit this one out.

But I somehow get the feeling that hundreds of years of never seeing war might weaken us as a nation. Maybe I'm just paranoid. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

Poland, Adolf. Liberate Poland....or else.

not my problem

There has been talk about somekind of a superbomb by the german scientists, sounds pretty far fetched.

Don't worry friend we will protect you.

You can trust us....

>maginot line
>siegfried line
>stalin line
>waterline

stop acting like you are trying to stop us and join the reich :^)

Hey Japan! Let me know if you want to vacation with me, I'm thinking somewhere tropical...

Imagine if the Germans turned on the Russians but the Russians ended up destroying Germany, but that's pretty much impossible

man if that happen i would laugh my ass off
>try to take the world together
>suddently turn on each other
>Watch from affar laughing
i hope this happen soon

Atleast we have Klaipeda now

Brother, can you spare a dime?

Wew
Am I glad to be neutral

Look at my empire!

Look at this shit!

Nothing is ever going to come along and wreck it!

Nah, but if you want I can kick a funky rhyme

Damn straight Dad.
Singapore, fortress of the Pacific!
> Tojo thinks he can conquer this
> Anno Domini MCMXXXIX

If they can't stop the spread of disease I don't think they could handle even one Japaner.
Healthy minds and bodies and all that.

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>praise Franco and traditional values

HAHAHA CONSCRIPTIONFAGS

I'm tired of fapping to Walt Disney animation and pinups
I feel like there's something better in the world, but I don't know where yet

H E L P

Brother got a posting in Hong Kong. Lucky fucker is going to spend it plowing chinks.

Meanwhile knowing my luck I'm heading to fucking England.

The russians are awfully close

I feel like we should invest more in our east Indian army and fleet

Your kind isn't welcome here

We got your back, dad! For king and country!

Come on now, be swell fellas and volunteer for the Canadian Army today. We must all do our part to keep plutocratic controlled democracy alive and kicking! Surely we're on the right course and defeating this Hitler chump will only make the Western world more safer!

hey guys, my economy and industry is in standstill, there is poltitcal turmoil. if I join the war, the whole country may collapse before anybody attacks us.it's best to stay neutral and join the war 5 days before it's over.