Anyone else feel like we're living in bizarro world? The news is getting ridiculous

Anyone else feel like we're living in bizarro world? The news is getting ridiculous.

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Just as planned
Behold my double-D's

I used to like satire. I actually used to be so good at detecting satire, like a satire detecting machine.

Unfortunately, satire only works when the world isn't insane. People getting triggered over chalk drawings is satire, but unfortunately, they actually do it in earnest.

I want to invent a new word, for unintentional satire. Like, it would work really well for the Huffington Post. They're satire, but they just don't realize it.

Ugh. Hope you americans don't like the satirical embodiment side win the election.

Pepe is a god of Peace.
Behead those who insult Him.

It's a whole new age of meme warfare and it's coming to your doorstep.

I really need to reinstall Generals one of these days.

We asked for it

I've long lost touch with reality.

Even Cred Forums is a mess nowdays.

I think the shareholders of the Huffington Post know that it's unintentional satire and they are so far ahead of you they intentionally put people in charge who were going to be hilarious.

It hurts my head trying to explain fully.

yeah man after years of fag marriage and transbullshit these frogs in the media are so bizarre!

how do we unfuck the media and modern "journalism"

real-talk pls

This sadly

Great digits btw

Buy them. There is no other way.
The media tell people what their owner orders them to, it always worked like that.

We're going to need a lot of rope.

I like how they always chose a pepe image where he looks like you just walked in on him masturbating.

Enh, sometimes I think about trying an unbiased news site, like how news is supposed to be. But the problem really is with the people. They'd scream that I was biased the second I reported a negative thing about their favourite. Like for example:

>Hillary Clinton's campaign released a statement she was suffering from Pneumonia. This can be lethal, especially for older individuals.

It doesn't matter what tact they take, someone would take offence. Look at what happened to old Jimmy.

By replacing it with our own media and our own journalism (what most people call 'the alternative media', but sadly, that TOO has been infiltrated by the enemy..... so we have to counter-infiltrate the enemy to restart the alternative media).

We redo anti-propaganda laws that eclipsed in like 2013 which have allowed the Obama admin to give grants to media agencies if they run state propaganda.

We also pass laws allowing journalists and media agencies to be sued by the people for promoting spin and misleading disinformation.

CNN is a perfect example of an agency that stays afloat with grants and bail puts, and journalists get commissions based on their spin ability.

CNN is project mockingbird.

welcome to post-post-post-irony

This. Gotta put them on their asses though otherwise they'll be back.

>hillary clinton is a hologram
>blm and feminism are equal rights movements
>islam is a religion of peace
i don't want to lift on this planet anymore

something has gone horribly wrong

we're on the berenstain worldline now

memes arent supposed to be mainstream

we need to figure out how to go back

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By destroying it so utterly that only ashes remain for the new media to rise from, not one shred of establishment cuckery can be allowed to remain.

>A major talking point of this election is a cartoon meme frog

Someone wake me up, am I in a coma and this is some kind of fantasy world

put them under constant pressure.

use alternative sources.

no, the labmems put us on this world line because it's the only one that leads to salvation. Memes are the key
this is the choice of steins gate

With our guns you retard.

el psy kongroo

>we are SERN

>salvation
Hahaha

You know nothing of what's in store

YES
AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

What do you guys give your girls that they all have to DD's or more?

Is it part of the Jewish plan?

We've fucked with the forces of cosmic normality. Enjoy this while it lasts, for however long it lasts, because it may be the strangest thing you ever experience in your life. We have altered reality.

Making the west great again is salvation
or
Nuclear hellfire holocaust is salvation

both work

#IStandWithPepe

By referencing Pepe, surely Clinton is pointing people towards alt media that isn't afraid to call her out on her health issues?

Checked and witnessed

The jews are afraid because, Pepe has no nose and this makes him like an acid-attack surviving muslim woman or Michael Jackson
>A SYMBOL OF ANTISEMITISMUS

>Pepe with Laser Tanks
kek wouldn't be so cruel, would he?

self-parody

Hasn't Trump said he plans to create libel laws? That aught to do it.

It's like I've stepped into an episode of Black Mirror or The Twilight Zone.

It was always going to come down to this, this is our finest hour.

Who is Pepe the Frog?
Who is John Galt?

Are SERN the Jews?

Start a school.

>Black Mirror

jesus christ

first the UK prime minister actually fucks a pig

now memes are winning the US presidential election

both of these are episodes of black mirror

>we're on the berenstain worldline now

WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS UNIVERSE GREAT AGAIN.

IT WILL BE JUST LIKE THE BERNSTEINVERSE ONLY BIGLY IMPROVED!

No, that's SEELE, literally the eternal juden

even Poe's Law seems ironic today

anyone else want to join me in building a spaceship and leaving this shithole planet for ever?

Lord kek doesn't like kikes

You're describing Poe's law

They changed the timeline again. In this one memes are serious issues

yes, i'm waiting for it to explode, i mean literally, nuclear fire engulfing us
this is what i'll listen to when it happens
youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsYD46W1U0

When are we leaving? I've been stuck here since end of your ice age.

Ive been saying this for years. Its like a bad movie.

No I'm not.

Cartoon Frogs lose just being exposed to normies

>whites decline
>humanity dies alone without ever colonizing a damn thing
my greatest long-term fear for the species

Will a white Shinji rise up to save us?

the day after that fucking old bag get elected as President

no anal probing tho

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It will only get worse. Since most of the oldschool publishers are dead or have sold, their media now operate under clickbate principles to maximize as revenue. They know Pepe is a cultural thing, so expect (((them))) to make articles to get (((you))) to click.

Oh, and by the way
>thinking journalists EVER had an ethos

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truth is stranger than fiction

Do I get a free Rei?

>black mirror

fun fact:
A "black mirror" is one of the primary lodge furnishings used in Goetic/Solomonic magick rites for the summoning of demons/elemental spirits. It is normally bound within a "Triangle of Art" outside of the circle as seen in
>pic related

why is this happening in the USA and not somewhere else

eh im pretty sure its a reference to our phone screens

>Don't think it's too strange
>Take a step back and look at it from a normie point of view
>A presidential nominee is arguing on the internet about a cartoon frog

Incredible.

Pepe died for your sins

Because the US is the post-human world, yet embodied within realm of humans.

This is what goes when you abandon all culture and replace it with technology, politics and propaganda.

>implying that is not the same thing

Not being a luddite or anything but... I also don't watch talmudvision so idk about all the trendy jew shows as I stopped having to give a fuck about making small talk with randoms after I got married years back.

Now, we start worshiping a phallic object and pray it gets to the media.

deep

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Pepe should be killed one cartoon, have a big ceremony for his death then blame Hillary.

Radio4 did a bit on the alt right earlier kek vocaroo.com/i/s0qKbfj51CTi

what the fuck lmao