Texas Risk

added

Das war meine Idee, du Hund.

only one slot open

Zombies
Near Texarkana
Green

Capture Austin and San Antonio for the Fourth Reich!

you may roll

Ok, yellow then.

General expansion.

I mean, you can get as assblasted as you want, this thread still belongs on

>Zombies
last spot has been filled
you will have yellow

im quitting hard. i have an appointment i forgot about

kek
spread south to the next city

check this sick pali OP

Op ill take over can i change name?

I'll take his place

Belgian Bastards
Dallas

>
fill the entire map

do it

OY ANUDDAH ONE

Sorry, you can have it

im taking over belgian bro

Jimmy's land will be my name
I have come to bring Texas peace

Send me east nigga.

This is the theme musci for my march east
youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc

its yours, you may roll

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can i have it op since i asked for it first

>Dallas
>Stricland Propane
>Yellow

FUCK
OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OP I was rushing to get the last spot put a k in my name.

jimmy's land is by default not allow to play in my threads

can someone else host another risque game?

wtf?

ok we are full

Young ass Waka creepin' in the back hahah

i second this, new risk pls

eyy wtf let based jimmy play

TAKE SAN ANTONIO FOR THE FOURTH REICH! THEN TO CORPUS CHRISTI

>tfw it's a small player pool game and you weren't the early bird
Shit really sucks man, fuck you

Send me east again

Go west, eat the red meat.

cant do it

Squares make a run south to those 2 cities

stickland propane took too long

Take the two cities from red

Yeah I fucked up sorry

Defend if needed, fill south towards Waco

blob on all fronts towards houston

you can have the 2 cities just leave me alone up there
go west to the falls

pali

5 spill?

Offense on Yellow for attacking me

NAP?

send me south negro fill in Texas's west dingle

>Holy State of Qu'rana NiggerSandia
>IDC
>brown shit

Full but I think green's afk if OP let's you take over for them

you can roll for eduardo. they are afk

k m8

First to roll as Eduardo gets it (unless its Jimmy)

>unless its Jimmy

This is a good decision OP. I roll to attack yellow.

move me further east

go east and take the city
spills go south

check our palis OP
take abeline after the falls

Eat all of the Reds. Delicious meat!

BLOB SOUTH INTO EDUARDO

Propain alliance?

no eduardo
Green will soon become an open color
FYI: Rolls are realtime

k, i need every alliance i can get against my enemies

Take Abeline

posted this one time and now cant get the song out of mind
youtube.com/watch?v=cfOXhGbwdm0

TAKE THE REST OF EDUARDO THEN ADVANCE UP THE COASTAL PLAINS

expand me southeast

Let's roll for Houston, Cypress, or Harris County.

Fill Yellow take city asap

Noooo. Eat them all! Infect them with the virus! Do whatever it takes.

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Zombie and Eduardo are dead
Yellow and Green open to lurkers
respawn if you like. real time rolls m8

Move southeast towards that ctiy

Try to take san angelo before the nigs

Take Houston area and Port Arthur

nogs taking too long

Fill around Waco strengthening my borders

Fill up the north for the keks

blob west and north, and remove the neutral salient between Austin and Houston

and then there were 3 and one afk

blob west into tru niggas

fuck it, attack nigs and take the 2 cities away

Surprise blitz on Ludwig Purple, direct from Austin to San Antonio

wanna formalize this into an alliance, my Deutsch friend?

you're just scared of Strickland Propane are ya?
lemme take nigs first then I consider it.

check those trips btw

I asked that before that fag attacked me

To be fair the only other option was for us to ally up too and peace map.

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Defend against Ludwig

Defend from Ludwig if spill strengthen my border around san and Austin

attack ludwig's forces

..defend and take back all lands lost
why not

my plan was to make peace and fuck nigs
strike nigs deep into the west

specifically, it evens out to capturing Austin and San Antonio

silly witebois, u gon get RAPED by muh DICK

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strengthen defences and annex more land

Kill off nigs for good

Strengthen border and take San Antonio

that was rushed, take Austin and get as close as possible to waco

Spread into vacant territories while these opportunistic faggots are eating me up

Just to troll them until I get quads or something

or you could have taken San Antonio idiot

no he couldn't, faggot
his roll is 1 territory

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Defend, take san antonio

nice palis
fill up the northern neutral regions for keks

what
take Austin and Waco

pali

Doesn't matter, really, I'm being fucked up by Ludwig and Squares and you're allied with Squares so it's pretty much over for me now.

fucking pali vs pali fuck you

palis are insane mang

denton peoples republic of texas

could have used these dubs to survive since i'm done attacking
but expecting intelligence from niggers is always a stupid move

Spread into vacant territories

remember guys if you roll first and you say defend it does nothing so only your spill orders count

Got dubs anyways, witeboi

lol u mad I got bigger numbers than u witeboi?

speak human
fill up neutral lands

what the FUCK HAPPENED TO SAN ANTONIA NIGERO

take san Antonia back whilst defending the north

Spread into more vacant areas.

Take Waco first then Austin

read the post with the mup retard

no don't let him change

im a nigger, i do wat i want witeboi

so succ muh dick witeboi

im not bro

Sorry had to afk. Why are niggers up in my territory?

Move me northeast

it means, 'if I get invaded from this angle use points to defend against it you stupid nigger op
that roll is acceptable
take Waco and then rekt niggers

Fill vacant territories once again

someone took over for you

nvm I see an user took over for me he can keep it.

Stay tru nigga

in real time rolls the only time you can say defend is if you are rolling after the attack happens or your not rolling to move anywhere
there is not IF

spread peacefully

Attack for Austin and San

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Take Austin and San

SIGH OP
TAKE WACO BACK AND UNITE MY STUPID FUCKING TERRITORIES WHERE DID ALL OF MY ROLLS GO

Take Waco

I see the true enemy now, ally up and kill this nigger?

DATS RAYCISS

sure, you can have Waco if I get Austin and the tile above it.

squares afk edition

go for neutrals and spills kill nigs

see
just gib 2 rolls with same order

Look at all these rayciss white men puttin a nigger down. This is unacceptable, we need a more fair and balanced map where I have more territories to compensate for my niggerness.

OP if you feel sorry for niggers you should gib us moar freebie territories.

ok now all neutral is taken that you can get

assrape the niggas

Agreed, I'll take back Waco you take back yours and then we focus the nigger
Take back Waco and kill nigger

there will be no gibsmedats in my universe

op, split terr.

kill nigs
if spills left ignore and begin peace talks under a Square hegemony

Forgot name

Take Austin and San Antonio. Spills into both red and purple territories.

you died before you rolled
RIP

RAYCISS OP

IM CALLING MUH LAWYER, MR. SHEKELBERG

Peace?

take neutral coast. plains
pretty much

You all agree for peace under square hegemony as protectorates?
Ok

please escort him to the chamber on the left

Any new map soon?

no, I'm not your bitch.
We're not going to battle you too.

PEACE

fine

I'm ok witht that

you got the 4 best texas cities anyway

yeah freddy

can someone host a new game?

Agreed.

I got a map if anyone wants to host.

retard map

+1

awesome map bro

fuck that map

It's too big to see on Cred Forums, retard. Open it in a new window.

fuck you stupid faggots

>when you're this fucking retarded

>when your to retarded to play a map that requires an IQ higher than 80

This map is easy to play. I played it the first time it came out.
It's more like you are playing EU, Civ, or HoI than classic Risk.

Also stop being faggots and pick your own map and host it,

Is anyone in this thread not going to be a fag and host?
I would but I'm writing an essay for tomorrow.

they are all faggots and i want to play a game. i even resorting to hosting this retard map for them

>I would but
Yeah so would I.

And what is stopping you?
Have you ever even hosted once?

A few times but not in a while

he's been too busy sucking dick

Kek commands you. :^)

Find us a good map

Lurking, waiting for OP to find a map

this map ok?
I don't have many maps saved so I had to search
imgur.com/XZB4hV7

This is fine

works for me.
boutta go afk though, i'll join mid game if there's room

If anyone will host, link the thread here.