>Oh hey America, It's me, dead Abe Lincoln and you just got screwed
>Because you have to choose between a corrupt president or a crazy president
>Like a two horse race where one horse cheats and the other one eats Muslims.
>But don't blame the horses, blame the two party system
Oh hey America, It's me, dead Abe Lincoln and you just got screwed
I hate Muslims.
Trump isn't a cannibal though
Muslim-eating Horse 2016
I want a horse that eats muslims
Sounds like a new age cryptid
I would always choose the crazy over the corrupt
Abe Lincoln deserved to be shot and also deserved to have his corpse desecrated
Who doesn't like the idea of a crazy man running one of the strongest countries in the world?
>'B-but muh politics is serious business!'
We need some crazy.
>blame the two party system
After Trump there won't be two parties, believe me.
Fuck off Abe
Abe was a sack of shit
who cares?
We don't even have a two party system, people just choose not to vote for a libertarian.
We CHOSE the fucking canidates in the primaries.
How do people not understand this?
>Using facist Abe as an example
lol
> and the other one eats Muslims.
That sounds like a pretty solid candidate to me
Thanks Abe Lincoln, I really want to be talked down to about the state of american by the person who started our descent into shit and setting a precedent for disregarding our constitution.
Daily reminder that John Wilkes Booth did nothing wrong
I am a northerner and I even realize that abe was the tallest sack of shit to be in office also a closet faggot. The south had every constitutional right to secede and should have been let go. Maybe there would be a part of north america not under kike rule I could move to that would be white and decent.
I would prefer the muslim eating horse over a regular horse
Wow a decent yankee. who wouldve thought.
Should've used Washington breh
William Tecumseh Sherman was another one.
>William Tecumseh Sherman
>decent
Kill yourself
We need Abradolf Lincler in our lives.
>one of the horses eats muslims
It would win in a landslide.
go read about the checks and balances in the constitution we made after your ancestors got buttblasted by based under armed farmers named Americans.
we have to choose between a racist, white, billionaire with bad hair...or donald trump
time to emancipate you from your inferior genetics!