Oh hey America, It's me, dead Abe Lincoln and you just got screwed

>Oh hey America, It's me, dead Abe Lincoln and you just got screwed
>Because you have to choose between a corrupt president or a crazy president
>Like a two horse race where one horse cheats and the other one eats Muslims.
>But don't blame the horses, blame the two party system

I hate Muslims.

Trump isn't a cannibal though

Muslim-eating Horse 2016

I want a horse that eats muslims
Sounds like a new age cryptid

I would always choose the crazy over the corrupt

Abe Lincoln deserved to be shot and also deserved to have his corpse desecrated

Who doesn't like the idea of a crazy man running one of the strongest countries in the world?

>'B-but muh politics is serious business!'

We need some crazy.

>blame the two party system
After Trump there won't be two parties, believe me.

Fuck off Abe

Abe was a sack of shit

who cares?

We don't even have a two party system, people just choose not to vote for a libertarian.
We CHOSE the fucking canidates in the primaries.
How do people not understand this?

>Using facist Abe as an example

lol

> and the other one eats Muslims.
That sounds like a pretty solid candidate to me

Thanks Abe Lincoln, I really want to be talked down to about the state of american by the person who started our descent into shit and setting a precedent for disregarding our constitution.

Daily reminder that John Wilkes Booth did nothing wrong

I am a northerner and I even realize that abe was the tallest sack of shit to be in office also a closet faggot. The south had every constitutional right to secede and should have been let go. Maybe there would be a part of north america not under kike rule I could move to that would be white and decent.

I would prefer the muslim eating horse over a regular horse

Wow a decent yankee. who wouldve thought.

Should've used Washington breh

William Tecumseh Sherman was another one.

>William Tecumseh Sherman
>decent
Kill yourself

We need Abradolf Lincler in our lives.

>one of the horses eats muslims

It would win in a landslide.

go read about the checks and balances in the constitution we made after your ancestors got buttblasted by based under armed farmers named Americans.

we have to choose between a racist, white, billionaire with bad hair...or donald trump

time to emancipate you from your inferior genetics!