He's back

this is getting way too sad
someone really ought to take him out of his misery

...

Damn, they set up Jeb again.

Jeb needs to star in a biopic of his own life, except he plays himself at every age. Get all warm and fuzzy watching him with his pocket turtles

HE'S GOING ROGUE

WHAT A THRILL

LEAVE HIM ALONE HASN'T HE GONE THROUGH ENOUGH?

>Thank you Mr. President, now if you'll excuse me, I have to get to my 2nd job as a taco truck driver. People really like my special guacamole!

At least Jeb has a good sense of humor.

Poor yeb! But that's fucking hilarious

jeb for cuck 2016

Jeb my man! Wtf are you doing?

He has all the makings of a decent comedian if he can get that down though. He has turned suffering into an art
>Ya I'm nominated s-
>What's that like?

s l o w a n d s t e a d y

how is he so cucked?

jesus fucking christ this election

what the fuck

please jeb keep running for random offices

or get your own sitcom

Why hasn't he killed himself yet?

Aw, I love Jeb. Hope he bounces back.

JEEEEEEEEB

That is pretty fucking based if you ask me.

Sad!

i-is he gonna be okay?

Jeb is the disappointing son.

I miss Jeb. He was so cute.

Poor Jeb. He was all set to be the Republican selectee to lose to Hillary. Then he got Trump crammed roughly up his ass.

Just stop, he's already dead.

I honestly feel bad for ¡Jeb!

I bet Jeb has a big, meaty dick that pepe would stroke while penetrating his tight ass and choking him with his sexy tongue

God damn it Jeb.
Won't someone end your pathetic life already?

>chauffeur for the president

Canada, please adopt Jeb! and make him feel welcomed and loved.

holy shit he didn't take losing well it seems. He looks to have packed back a lot of weight

which board would jeb frequent?

do you think he would like video games or anime? he has some powerful autism

hes the man we never deserved. god bless you Yeb

Oh man, that one was so good. Can't wait for the second one to get translated.

Top tier healing

>SHAVE THAT WIG OFF YOUR FACE YOU GODLESS HOLLYWOOD HIPPIE

I would have voted for this new Jeb!

BASED

holy shit he is such a god damn cuck

>dork
what is it, 2005?

/r9k/

I am torn between laughter and tears
Its so tragically funny

Wow....this actually gets Jeb back into peoples good books. The mad man actually did it.

JEB SURGE

So this is just him giving up, right? I don't want my Jeb! to die...

Now I'm starting to feel sorry for the guy.

What's it called?

...

/r9k/

jeb pls

Even his own son endorsed Trump.

>tfw your parents will never stop calling you every other day despite having moved out 7 years ago
Drives me fucking nuts.

HAHAHAHAHA HIS FACE

Tiny Evil

surge soon

That glazed look in his eyes

Presidency is behind him

He has a new life to live

I feel bad for him. He was like /r9k/ running for office.

He has to pay back those HUEG contributions, ya know?

Under that suit Jeb is covered in self-mutilation scabs & scars.
youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E

>this is the closest he'll ever be to the presidency

Poor little Jeb, I bet George never invited him to dinner on those special occasions

How can one man be so cucked and cuck himself further into an oblivion

hello darkness my old friend

It's the current year

I hope fox hires him to be a commentator

That's actual Jeb!s normal playing weight
He was cutting hard when he thought he had a shot

Holy shit he's such a cuck

Holy kek

I mean I really wish he wasn't from the Bush dynasty, and would have done exactly what they wanted. Because really hes quite likable, in a pathetic sort of way.

Jeb! Surge when?

Well at least he didn't have to ask them to clap

Jeb is such a fucking loser. He is not loveable or adorable. He is a wimpy, pathetic old man.

Aww come on now this is pitifully pathetic.

That was actually pretty funny.

>Jeb! Surge when?
NOW

Guys get ready, this is the peak of Jebs relevancy this election cycle

Jeb... you're... you're gonna be okay. R-right?

Soon.

Fuck you guys Bow down to KING JEB!

Just when you think the Turtle Man can't become anymore cucked this happens.

This is good therapy for Jeb. Acceptance is the first step.

He still didn't endorse though. If Jeb wants to make another run he'll have to honor the pledge, especially after a media stunt like this.

SLOW AND STEADY

I miss jebcore

Master persuasion move

JEB SURGE CONFIRMED!!

youtube.com/watch?v=TWAxRUMy1so

What did he mean by this?

twitter.com/JebBush/status/777666521539616768

Fuck it.
Jeb is going to win the next presidential race and there's nothing anyone can do about that.

It's too bad he didn't keep a frog in his pocket instead of a turtle.

...

He would make the perfect neighbor.

>Godless Hollywood hippie

Oh jeb!

Be happy that you have someone who cares for you.

wtf i love Jeb! now

Jeb, the Bush that never was.

notice the jeb! 2020 on back of the car

slow and steady will win the race

...

Ahahahahahahahaha

He isn't even an actor and his acting career has still gone to shit

And as a fucking chauffeur!

Is he intentionally trying to JUST himself?

Jeb!!!

Maybe he wanted money so he can pay back some of that $130 million?

oh my god im crying we memed this man to death holy shit

Jeb is the new Chevy Chase. He should replace him in Community

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO SAD
JESUS CHRIST

It wasn't great but... he really wasn't that bad, especially compared to what's normally seen from politicians, athletes, and other non-actors.

What a top lad

yeah, digits confirm, Yeb 2020

spam? go fuck yourself.
again?! what the fuck do you want you god damn computerized kike?

You should be happy they do so, you ungrateful son.

He's so cute.

Imagine if 1 year ago today someone said that Jeb! would be president Trump's personal chauffeur at the end of it all

even the way he says "Jeb! Exclamation Point!" is low energy

If Jeb Ross Perot's this he'll forever be mocked into obscurity.

you can see his internal sorrow as he gets ready to poke fun at himself for a paycheck and to remind people he's still alive. He tries to smile, briefly, to present the lie that he's ok, but he's crying on the inside screaming in the wind as he fails to grasp his dream yet again.

...

You know what, after all our teasing of Jeb!, I've grown fond of the guy.

He can be my court fool after the Happening when I'm a warlord.

I did enjoy this desu.

>next for bush dynasty
>this whole election really was just an attempt at making some material for his real life passion, comedy
>"so Donald... about the nomination... I was thinking..."

HE WILL COME BACK FOR US!
IN FOUR OR EIGHT OR SOMETHING YEARS!

>Jeb! exclamation point
What did he mean by this?

This thread is made and Lauren makes a post about it.

A-are you here Lauren???

Jeb 2020

Guacamole Part 2: High Energy Boogaloo

that Jeb Exclamation point at the end was pretty funny, good work. jeb! 2024

reduced to driving a limo to pay back the donors

I missed you Jeb!

This was a really smart move, he needs to keep doing things like this so he can be the 2020 frontrunner.

>Jeb does the comedic skits that make him liked by the american people MONTHS after he's dropped out and the repub nominee has been selected.

SLOW AND STEADY GENTLEMEN, SLOW AND STEADY!

>please tip

A globalist cuck, but not the devil.

No hard feelings, Jeb(!). All the best.

Fucking kek

sauce?

When I looked at the pic I thought he had guac bowl on his head

yes

Jeb: Exclamation Point Break

>dork
Your choice of words is spot on :^)

>Jeb! 2020

hes playing the long game

I like it

He's plaing 42 dimensional space go right now.
By slow and steady, he meant the 2020 elections.
He's starting to gather votes before this elections is even over.
Jeb! 2020

Jeb should get into comedy.
He'd be such a good down-on-his-luck, bumbling oaf, poor schlub type that you can't help but root for.

That was amazing.

Jeb!

That's a load off my mind. I don't feel as bad knowing he actually acknowledges his failure. This is the total inverse of Cruz's convention speech.

If this was something he tried to hide from himself, he would never learn from his mistakes.

...

>twitter.com/GMA/status/777660421356392448

WHY WOULD HE DO THIS? I actually like Jeb a bit and this is just sad. This shit isn't even "Ha I can laugh at myself" funny, he's a literally shitting on himself while Hollywood elites laugh at him. Fucking dancing monkey cuck.

For Jeb

Does he want to get humiliated by Trump again?

>Jeb replaces Louis C.K as liberal whipping boy comedian

Holy shit.

He's like that awkward loner kid in drama class that the teacher quietly tries to push to be the lead, in an effort to feel like he made a change in the kid's life.

Why not? He's humiliating himself at this point.

Did anyone just find it funny, and not cucked/desperate/sad?

1 year ago, Jeb was the Republican frontrunner and sure thing. And now look at him.

This is all Cred Forums's doing.

yes hi, this is lauren

999 confirmed that you are really Lauren

Ur hawt :$

I tried to like it but it's just sad shit. I'm sure liberals found it hilarious and rightfully so. Jeb is a disgrace to the right.

...

At his core, Yeb is a decent guy. He is just too autistic to ever be president. Maybe Trump can extend an olive branch once he is in the White House, perhaps offer Yeb the head White House gardener position.

...

So this is how Jeb is going to pay back the $140 million dollars that he borrowed...

I wonder of George W. bullied him so much as a child that he developed a humiliation fetish.

>By slow and steady, he meant the 2020 elections.
The ride never ends

>cant even pretend to be president on some show

Just how cucked can one man be?

pic

What did he mean by this?

I miss Jeb

Not a cameo in some ninja turtle movie. I'm disapoint

I actually laughed pretty hard.

u forgot ur identification

If I ever see Jeb walking alone on a rain soaked street late at night, I'll walk up, give him a hug and have a nice cry with him.

Will you be his first?

I think he was just born that way, runt of the litter type maybe.

He seems like someone who is just naturally beta. Only does what he thinks people will approve of. Even John Kasich has more balls than Jeb and Kasich is a giant softie.

You can tell he's broke. That's why he's doing this. Next will be a CC-roast with Trump and George W as the only Rosters

Jeb¡ posting always makes me happy as fuck. Glad to have our Jeb back for a little while

All the ol' Jebbie memes made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Godspeed you magnificent guaca-bowle peddling bastard

Holy fuck that's a good johnny cash parody

Probably the least autistic he has ever been.

I've never seen so many young people at a politicians speech before.

Full youtube vid where?

You say that but one day they will. You will look back on these words and lament.

I can imagine him and Trump being bros

I love this guy.

Sometimes I have the feeling that Trump bullied him a bit too hard.

are you retarded?

you're not a leaf.

Kek, that's it Jeb. That's all you had to do.

Deep down we all knew he was something special. I miss you Jeb.
youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI

This got translated? I haven't been paying enough attention.

post all of yalls best jebs i'm making a folder for memories

He's a genuinely a nice person, problem is that he's establishment poster boy.

>drama class

wew lad

Jeb is outta control

Back again
JEB! is back
Tell a friend
YesGuess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back
Guess who's back...
(nanana)
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
see Jebby no more they want el-Trump I'm chopped liver
well if you want Jebby, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of guac mixed with some hard turtles
some voters that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a
shock when I get shocked at the convention by the Trump when I'm not cooperating
when I'm rocking the table while he's litigating (hey!)
you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back,
I'm on the rag and debating
I know that you got a job Ms. Kristy but your husband's vote problem's complicating
So the CNN won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on NBC but it feels so empty without me
So come on dip, bum on your lips fuck that,
guac on your lips and some on your tits and get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits Fuck
YOU TRUMPY!

My favorite.

youtube.com/watch?v=pdZw3BpkCdU

Even Christmas shopping all he could think about was Trump.

>drama class
Are you a gay?

...

Jeb is a mess

The fucking looks on their faces saying please leave

...

...

Jeb is a BIG FAT MISTAKE

Kek is real

Video not supported in whatever it's hosted on now, on mobile

dork is the right word

>he didn't join drama for the easy A and to sleep with the lead actress for every school play

Wew, Drama kids are weird as fuck and everyone of them seems on the autism scale. But Lauren if you're here, thanks for being my first!

This was amazing. It's like he's now self aware of his own awkwardness and is running with it.

Checked

youtube.com/watch?v=LOmXoXzYlRE

>Drama
>easy A
normalscum please leave. The most tortuous part of school was the forced social interaction.

...

>He's a genuinely a nice person

desmoinesregister.com/story/opinion/columnists/caucus/2015/04/16/robert-weiner-jeb-bush/25867695/

That was pretty good

You are a said human bean aren't you.

Fucking kek'd

Why does Jeb seem so bro and like a good guy while his brother on the other hand was a superdouche?

christmas came early. i was sad today thinking about how much i miss poor ol yeb.

hes a good sport

Shouldn't his son be the chauffer because he's a spic?

Amazing.

pretty funny

Like I said most every drama kid is some form of autist, a slacker wanting an easy grade, and then there is maybe one try hard who thinks they'll break out into plays for films one day. They're weird but all pretty chill when you meet them.

Please, stop bullying Jeb.

pls show feet

GW was super bro, fuck off limp wrists.

>opinion/columnists
meaningless

was Jeb the real saviour all along?

Sad now? Yeah kind of.

But back then I was just an average slacker stoner kid. At least I made varisty for track and lacrosse.

If jeb! runs for pres in 2020 I'll vote for him desu, he's just a lad living his life

TITS OR GTFO

i would unironically vote for him if he ran here kek just to piss off all the libtards. i dont even think you have to be born here to become PM, but maybe someone will correct me

I'm getting some paul latza vibes from him

>Implying Jeb ever tries to run against Trump ever again

Maybe thats his plan. He wants to make a meme out of himself then get sympathy votes

Jeb! is a textbook example as to how nice guys never win, real sad tbhonest...

Jeb is a mess!

...

Jeb is so cute

No homi

Nice one Jeb, actually pretty funny and respect for doing that-

Why was terminator 2 judgement day on comedy central? Kek

;-;

That wasn't even bad.

Wtf did I just watch?

Because you're a humongous gay idiot

EXCUSE ME

Two days ago he said he was gonna take his pants off, and MOON EVERYBODY.

It's getting to the point now where the only way Jeb! could become even more pathetic is if Donald Trump begins physically abusing him in public.

Slapping around the head, pulling his hair, pulling chairs out from under him, keeping him around at press conferences just to push him around.

Jeb was the hero we deserved. But not the one we needed right now.

JUST

That ending was cringeworthy.

hes a little tougher than you think

youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI

he's so sweet

>twitter.com/GMA/status/777660421356392448

goddam , he should hire some writers and do comedy

i was just thinking that too, his delivery wasn't even bad.

that wasn't even that bad, maybe he can brush off all that shame if he just says he was pretending to be retarded.

>File: 1452217969999.jpg (33 KB, 512x384)

wow, hes a worse actor than he is a politician. although I guess I should be blaming his kike writers, that shit made no sense.

HERE COME DAT BOI

Jeb! was the most moe candidate we will ever see.

I think he saw Vic Berger's videos on him. He talked to Vic about the tattoo thing a long time ago, so Jeb might know about his videos.

I feel bad for laughing at him now

I think he did alright

I'm with Jeb!

This whole election is just one big meme

Jeb kills it in hollywood, typecast as uptight dad

he's the human equivalent of a puppy dog.

No you don't.

So is the electorate!

>wow what's that like
kek'd tbhnest

mfw I see his face and attempt at acting
Imagine if he was the nominee instead of Trump.

I fucking liked that.

Jeb is based, could have easily not done it but he does not care because he has is guac bowl.

If we could somehow railroad Jeb Bush into a career in Hollywood, it might result in the greatest harvest of keks we have ever known.

How goddamn funny would it be if he got cast as the President in something? Morgan Freeman is getting old.

That was actually funny. The end was stupid though

I hope Trump gives a nice job to do. Poor guy.

if anyone can make it happen it's kek. digits confirm

youtu.be/r54CqBhoIjk?t=222 it is

I ant to one day say" jeb bush is my favorite actor."

you have to praise him for integers

JEB SURGE INCOMING

>what's that like
>Godless hollywood hippie

I thought he was gonna scream JEB SURGE as he peeled out.

...

i can just imagine him saying "Jeb out" in that voice, like obongos mic drop

Source

user, that was a joke.

JEB JEB JEB JEB JEB

What is wrong with this guy. He is so desperate for attention. It's over jeb.

Oh, Jeb, you lovable dork.

You sound like a spoiled bitch niggerfaggot. One day your parents won't be there anymore for you to talk to and you're gonna wish they could still call you every other day.

It would probably break their heart to know how you feel about talking to them.

Fucking fag

...

I would pay to see a Jeb! movie.

GUYS WTF IS HAPPENING MEMES ARE REALLY BECOMING FKC
DSBM
ALv

I wanna see a cooking show

COOKING WITH JEB!

Every episode, he would just make guacamole.

he just sucks

>two Raphaels

JEB!

Jeb should just pick up where phillip seymour hoffman left off

What book is that?

fund it

i don't even care what it is, I want Jeb on the big screen making me kek.

maybe he could have a show where he parodies a different show every week or something.

week 1: cooking with Jeb
week 2: Jeb versus wild
week 3: Initial Jeb
week 4: the price is Jeb
week 5: Jersey Jeb
week 6: the J team
season finale: The Apprentice - hosted by Jeb

i don't care how, I need this

jeb exclaimation point was the best part of the fucking clip you dirty fucking leaf

Oh fug I feel really bad for him.

Thats fucking hilarious, wtf I like jeb now

Lauren Southern is fucking retarded.

...

Good job on trumps wig brah

Jeb! needs to be adopted. Is looking for his forever home.

He did get a live theatre performance.

america truly is the greatest

The finale better be 60 solid minutes of trump telling Jeb! he's fired.

Trump was giving a speech at a college.

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