Wake up on the morning of November 9th

>Wake up on the morning of November 9th
>First thing you do is check your phone
>See this map posted on all news feeds

How do you react?

Only one problem.
>Wisconsin = Blue
>Virginia = Blue
These states are turning red.

masturbate

>Michigan = Blue???

I lost interest in Trump after the Jeb era ended. That was fucking hilarious, now it is just boring

Also you surely don't think it matters who your president is do you?

>wake up
Nah, I'm pulling an all-nighter for this election. If Trump wins I'll be too pumped to sleep anyways.

>Colorado = Red
?????

As of right now, he polls better there than in Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, Virginia, and Wisconsin.

Maine still hasn't made up their fucking minds?

He's not going to win
Say it with me
Madame President
:)

Go back to blowing dogs you stupid leaf.

>california

> blue

Only from oversampling the heavily indoctrinated millenials who actually participate in polling.

Poop involuntarily falls out of my butthole

You sure corrected our records.

>meanwhile in le weed man's domain

My record = corrected.
Thanks just what I needed!!!!!!!!!!!!

I commend you for keeping the faith against all odds.

you keep on trucking
don't let anyone tell you you're wrong

Trump is winning in CO according to last Emerson poll.

But thanks for CTR, shill.

Waited in a parking garage behind a car with an H bumper sticker on it and slit the old faggot's throat when he came back to it.

happy but disappointed that trump didnt get blessed by kek with trips

Not winning Wisconsin

>Not winning Wisconsin*

Shut up and go suck chink dick, Cucknada.

not going to class regardless of result ,pulling an all nighter

We won't know the results the next day.

Colorodo won't be red.

I have a feeling we might get 269 to 269 this time.

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What happens then

>See this map posted on all news feeds
I'll be pissed, because my state is blue

I'm looking for an ai gf, would you happen to have found one?

the house and senate picks or something, which means Paul Ryan is the next president.

Whatever, tie goes to Trump.

Madame is literally French for m'lady.

You autists did this to yourselves.

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this.

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Well, when you live in a country that still swears fealty to the queen I suppose it does not matter who your leader is.

>fucked by a moose
>cucked by a spruce
>every snow-coon
>every time

Aren't you special. Don't let your dreams be dreams!

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>people who live in rural areas of the states think that traditionally and securely blue states are going to go red because the 79 residents of Bumfuckville, WI are voting Trump

Reminder, outcome of elections is determined by population, not square acrege.

>WV
>red
Heh, nothin personal, kid

>hehehe u kno ur leader dosnt matr rite XDD
no wonder you guys elected le weed man

>that picture

I never asked for these laffs