Brit/pol/ - Karen edition

>Theresa May heads to New York to demand action from UN on migrant crisis
express.co.uk/news/politics/711914/Theresa-May-heads-New-York-UN-General-Assembly-demand-action-migrant-crisis

>Diane James On Sunday Politics: ‘Make This Country Great Again’
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/18/new-ukip-leader-diane-james-sunday-politics-make-britain-great/

>Nick Clegg to warn over EU single market access
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37402949

>Labour frontbench: 14 'would return' if Corbyn wins
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37400280

>Labour won't win a general election again in my lifetime, says Lord Kinnock
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/18/lord-kinnock-labour-wont-win-a-general-election-again-in-my-life/

>Len McCluskey: disloyal MPs 'asking for it' and will be held to account
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/18/len-mccluskey-disloyal-mps-asking-for-it-will-be-held-to-account

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>another Karen edition

1st for the blood god

Blairites on suicide watch.

Oh look, it's the 876th Karen Edition. Fucking kill yourself OP

lads I was tryna pick-up this girl called Kitty, have I failed

REAL THREAD, SAGE SHITPOSTERE

May will make anime real... YAY!

You fucked it lad, jesus fucking christ.

What the fuck, m8? Why?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3795549/Hard-Left-activists-sign-children-promote-Jeremy-Corbyn-s-cause.html

Momentum starting indoctrination camps for kids.

He`s been at it for a while now.

((THREAD SPLITTING))

They want to break up the union lads

Or just go to the non-cancer thread and ignore this one

sage

Pretty sure this is all Blair`s fault, never should have fucked with the left.

Continuing art thread?!

youtube.com/watch?v=fxdt_f0hwUg

What the fuck...? So is this is the reason you all hate yanks?

Morning

Jesus fucking christ

Reminder that WW2 and the disregard for æsthetics was a mistake

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Slit your wrists

Bit envious, lad. I'll be asleep soon.

I wish I could art, my hands were always too shaky.

I like to post this on the lads WhatsApp group every morning. Don't care if most of them hate him tbqh.

Keep em coming lad

I just woke up.

It's morning.

What is your problem here? :^)

Envious of what? Gotta be in work in 50 minutes

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What time did you go to bed?

you stayed up til nearly 3 to do this

I'm off to bed to watch docus about based Thatcher and smoke weed. Night night!

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6:30pm

This triggers limey scum

youtu.be/50_iRIcxsz0

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who knew I could be attracted to a painting

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>Smoking weed

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What's he up to these days, lads?

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A midsummer night's dream. Checkmate.

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user, why doesn't the world look like this anymore?

Why has degeneracy and decay befallen us?

russian art is best art

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I dont get it

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Would love a life like that.

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Is there personally anyway you would reform the English language?

Well this is gay.

karen is great i wish america had its own american waifu

Degeneracy is the easy option.

We choose to go to the Moon! ...We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things,not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win

Whacking jumped up news reporters over the head with rolled up party pamphlets presumably.

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>tfw watching Primitive Technology's videos
>tfw you will never be able to do the things he does
>tfw you will never be this comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=q9AoGc-OTCk

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when you listen to the soundtrack from watership down

youtube.com/watch?v=2AzHZ9DPXq0

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(( ))

kek I just found this guy the other day

>yfw he makes a tiled roof

proceed

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I think if I wasn`t British I`d have actually preferred Hitler to win, some nazi ideas and plans were really interesting and it would probably be better than our present.

Reminds me of the lord of the rings Ralph Bashkins film

B&W

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my God

Hitler actually respected Brits and wanted peace, but the fat, alcoholic waste of space Churchill started the war.

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are you trying to fuck it up on purpose?

Britain would have been nothing but a fascist puppet state to Germany

Spelling reforms (not Americanised shit, actual spelling reforms)

Post the full conversation, lad.

>inb4 that one quote from some nazi toilet-cleaner about 'using the British as slaves' that's contradicted by shitloads of other evidence

Churchie fucking hated Germans.
Doesn`t discount the fact that we had guaranteed the Poles independence and Hitler had been rather aggressive expansionists.

Hitler was an atrocious military tactician and his hubris and failure to listen to his generals w.r.t Stalingrad and war with Russia in general cost hundreds of thousands of lives and possibly the war. I don't understand why people idolise this man

>not wanting british fascism

Do your part for mental illness

Hitler had many positives as well as negatives, but on balance he was wrong. Primarily ethnically cleansing ordinary jewish people

incorrect. But even if we were, it wouldn't exactly be a bad thing.

Post it all, if its cringy enough maybe the next thread will be named after you!

Drinking girl wants the D

lol if Hitler wanted peace with Britain he wouldn't attack British allies, fuck off you nazi mong

It's the uniforms I think. Dat Hugo boss look.

please delete do not want to report post

Churchill was still based

>He tried in vain to manoeuvre the cabinet into restricting West Indian immigration. "Keep England White" was a good slogan, he told the cabinet in January 1955.[10] Ian Gilmour records Churchill saying to him, in 1955, about immigration: "I think it is the most important subject facing this country, but I cannot get any of my ministers to take any notice".[11]

cheers for that

Nigga I ain't clicking that shit

Hitler wanted peace but we declared war first you autist

#History101

National socialism isn't bad though. The problem is motivating a whole population on something that isn't hate.

I don't give a shit. He was a fat asshole and the world is better without him.

Shame is not the bird with the hanky on her head tho

He wasn't expecting America to be literally giving the soviets their entire army you faggot

He underestimated them

Are you retarded?

Kek

The good guys definitely lost ww2

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>Nigga

Die.

I would have voted for Mossy.

I don`t think they were ordinary people, I can completely believe they were political prisoners and other types of criminals though.

Fucking hell.

please be a joke

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"If this long island story of ours is to end at last, let it end only when each one of us lies choking in his own blood upon the ground."

-Winston Churchill

Uncalled for and rude

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Hitler wanted to send Britons to the work camps

No he didn't wtf where did you read this

>Churchie achieved his life`s goal
>user complains about it on the internet
Who`s the winner here?

Do some research.

How so

He had a way with words.

Down with Hitler. That mad Austrian was bad news, glad he got btfo by commie peasants.

We will reach a point where they have no choice but exactly that.

Unfortunately for Europe, it was Churchill that won. Look at the state of the world now.

he had a hard on for napoleon and wanted to win a war against russia. He made many of the same mistakes. He underestimated soviet manpower because he did not listen to his generals, many times during his campaign in the Caucus' hitler went over his generals heads and gave orders directly despite being hundreds of miles away. It was russia that won the european theatre, not the US. Look at the absolute shambles that was the axis response to operation Uranus.

(aside) Ah, regard it now--the very subject of this laughable conversation manifests himself. (to user) How now, fair user. The ladies and I were just singing you praises.

Posting pictures of dead brits just makes you look like a cuck tbqh

Lewd Karens for Trump

Love u bongs

>I don`t think they were ordinary people
They were m8, if just killed the international globalists and annexed Austria and Czechoslovakia he would have been the good guy.

MAGA

They got what they deserved.

There was a Fascist movement all across Europe and a NatSoc party in America. This was a direct counter to communism. Chances are you would have been allies and gone to war with Russia or China eventually.

As it stands you are currently an anti-fascist puppet state to Germany. If Churchill hadn't gone to war, you would be fine. Better, even. If Hitler really was a European suzerain that just means all of Europe would adopt similar policies. If you claimed to promote the English race, they would have no choice but to agree with your decision and leave you be.

You would still have India, Israel would exist but have no power over the West, Jews would have been banished from Europe, Iran and Syria would be powerful and the vast majority of Muslims would be secular or Twelvers, communism never would have conquered South America, mestizos would be absent from the US, Arabs would be absent from Europe, Constantinople would be retaken, nuclear weapons may have been created but never dropped, Albert Einstein would have been exposed for stealing patents, and Sigmund Freud would be widely regarded as a hack instead of a genius.

Pornography would also be a much smaller industry and gun laws would be lax. Britain would not be "nothing" but a fascist puppet state. It would be a glorious puppet state, you fuckass shit nigger commie Jew faggot.

Good idea.
It goes in all fields.
Threadsplitting cancer.

Sure, the conscripted soldiers did, cuck.

>418839
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you should always post the artist and title. take us to school, user

Cry more.

no pls

2 world wars and 1 world cup.

lad...

soz m8, just google image search em

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more

POST GOAT SPEECHES
youtube.com/watch?v=kwFvJog2dMw

Lads what do you make of me? The best guitar player evah?

vocaroo.com/i/s04J8U6TcMMI

She's starting to be redpilled tho, I thought I had this..

JUST

Kek for london heritage

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Fuck off, animefag.

DONT FUCK IT DONT YOU FUCKING FUCK IT

Be open with her, she seems open to what are typically seen as harsh views. She might enjoy talking with you knowing that she can throw shit out there freely and safely. Lad, time to be a man.

youtube.com/watch?v=MkTw3_PmKtc

STOP IT

Say you agree in most cases about multiculti, and also agree that the current establishment is fucked.

Red pill her subtly, say that you reckon the top international bankers actually make most of the decisions because they control the money

Throw a bit of joking and sarcasm in there, just like she is. Just imagine you're chatting with anons and do you.

In your heart you know Mosley is the better fascist.

The pepe posting was a big mistake.

where do you think you are?

>ah cool

wew

Stop meming
JUST STOP

In disneyland??????????

She's trying to tell you shes natsoc you fucking retard.

>posting pepes
>being this oblivious
>not having read about rules 1 and 2

you were a genetic mistake

Guitar playing=good
Singing=not so much

why did you do that?

Lad, you're pissing this down the drain now. You're a joke.

Fuck it lad, just go full commie

ABOLISH PRIVATE PROPERTY

Don't stop the meming, hold on to that fee-e-e-ling...

youtube.com/watch?v=9obW7zy1sd8

we're all right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karen is a filthy piece of shit.

wtf i hate americans now

OUT

Weeaboo faggots.

youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o

Call theresa may, I don't give a fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=MWHPJ8hO-ZM

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Think we invaded them a bit too hard.

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commit suicide mudblood

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>tfw I can't look at pictures of Mosley without imagining him letting out a big "TSUUUU!".

You've ruined me pol.

I don't get the hate for Blair, I'd vote for him

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Delightfully ironic

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t. khornate berzerker

Fascist camps when?

aint no bait here, he did some good shit and Saddam was a fuck. A million times better than dumb cunt corbyn

Funny cunt.

Hussein having weapons of mass destruction is my least favourite meme.

You are part of the problem. Please don't reproduce.

What did captcha mean by this?

I unironically agree with you. He also managed to kill a million people in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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My sister said exactly the same thing.

lol @ u, he had WMD's, said he got rid of them, then fucked about the UN inspectors. And the best intelligence services in the world are tellin him he's got WMD's. On top of the fact that he was slaughtering literally thousands of his own people. What was the price of non-intervention? A bloody civil war costing many times over more deaths than a swift Western invasion?

The 'blair is the worst' meme has got to be the stupidest meme out there

hmm. cleaned up your spaghetti then?

If Ivanka was my daughter then hypothetically wasn't my daughter, I'd fuck her.

indianexpress.com/article/world/world-news/former-british-solider-jailed-for-calling-sikh-neighbours-isis-slags-racism-uk-3037654/

>Call your neighbours ISIS slags
>Get jailed for 10 months

wtf i love immigrants and illegal wars now

Is this Jack again

Dude she's talking about fucking now. Stop talking about fucking politics. Say something dumb like I would fuck you if you were my daughter. Just stop talking about politics you boring cunt

Yeah it's me.

>thinks fucking is more important than politics

Again, please don't reproduce. Or even better, just kill yourself.

post the efukt

you know the one

How else are you meant to save the white race?

efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html

Come on you pussy, prove me wrong

Thank you.

>man who fights for queen and country suffers from debilitating mental health that pushes him to drink and abuse pakis because he's been taught by the military that they are then enemy of his people is jailed for behaving in the way this country shaped him

Top lad this guy, hope he abuses some shitskins on the inside too.

You're welcome, my 'murican friend.

>tfw virgin
>tfw tried Fapping for the last two hours
>too depressed and lethargic to bother finishing
>now lying in bed sad and silently
>tfw back in uni Tuesday

JDIMSA

>>tfw virgin

What age are you?

Keeping posting

Sex is the biggest meme ever don't worry about it.

I've spent the last fifteen minutes bashing my head on the desk

WHY DID I FUCKING DO THIS YOU NIGGER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Ahaha nice one lad

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is this what you guys do in these brit/pol/ threads?
that's pretty good

NEW THREAD when ready

lel why did you it? what did you expect would happen?

I came here to laugh at this

"See? It's just banter! I wouldn't fuck a slag like you if you triggered Article 50. :^ )"

22

How so?

reminder that conservatism means environmentalism

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Sorry for the bad advice lad. She is clearly a lesbian anyway

fucking crying. Is this a ruse?

Lad, what the fuck are you doing? There's still 73 posts left and it's 4.30am. This thread won't die until like 8am

Screencap this

Proper conservatism has always been quite agrarian.

Hahahahaha

You reply, lad?

I'm too ashamed

She was hot too

you don't look/smell enough like her dad, nice try though

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

because sex isn't anything without the love part

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Bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks user, hoes and tricks.

MATE. WHAT THE FUCK

Post the rest. Brit/pol/ will be able to save this for you

What's going on in this thread

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Is....is that a tranny?

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What if I get neither?

Why are you niggers still up?

You`re a lady killer.

then you're a wizard harry

I don't even know where to start.

REAL NEET HOURS

Bored, nervous, lonely, lazy

I'll probably cave and fuck a whore before 30

No she's a real female

kek

ill just post some tay then

I work nights.

Don't use that N word please. It's disgusting and not welcome on brit/pol/.

A really fucking ugly one, mate.

This is why

This thread is the pinnacle of my life I will never be involved in anything this great again.

post the rest of the convo. We can rescue this

Poor Wojak

all these (you)s and im too miserable to care as I won't be having kittens with kitty

at uni

Don't be such a nigger

You can salvage this, keep going.

Why is the girl up so late anyway?

what do I say? luckily she hasn't blocked me but I haven't said anything for like 30 minutes

Fuck off, you nigger.

N I G G E R

N
I
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G
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this my d00d
we can claw victory from the brink of defeat

What are you studying senpai?

Why do they make the standby light on televisions so fucking bright jesus. My head is about to explode

m8 if ur fb id is still in this thread some mean user might be able to add insult to this injury

Such a same, lad.

Just think, you two could have been married and had children together if it went differently.

Say something like, Not if you were my blood daughter, more like Woody Allen and his daughter Soon Yi ; )

Try, I mean't if you were my hypothetical daughter and hypothetically you weren't my daughter I'd fuck you.

Or just say, sorry for sperging, all I meant was I want to have kitties with you kitty.

C I V I C

hello goyim have you been paying attention to german italy and french bank stocks today

What have you said user?

I TRUST YOU FAGGOTS TOO MUCH
FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL

cut your fucking lossess you mong. Either that or leave it a day and say you were drunk

KEK

Was his fb id something to do with this post?

I'm not a mean user though.

computing, lad

He has a chance to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat here, if he does it will be more epic than Leicester winning the Premier League.

this, we need another underdog story no one expects to be a happy ending after the high that was #BREXIT

Ask her if she's playing hard to get or being genuine.

There is still hope user, she hasn't blocked you yet.
You have to go for broke, say something like ' meow, kitty want some cream?' Then post a dick pic. This is your only hope

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>Post it all, if its cringy enough maybe the next thread will be named after you!

What the next step in your master plan?

Just say sorry and that people on Cred Forums are telling you what to say.

I've thought it over, you're being too keen. Try treating her mean. Say I don't want kitties with your Ronald McDonald basic bitch arse anyway. You could have been blessed with the gift of my seed but some other lucky lady will now be the recipient.

user time is of the essence. More is lost in indecision than wrong decision. Do this

It's looking better

Ask her how many frogs you need to trade her to make things right.

Fucking hell man what are you doing

>where we trade frogs
You're making my night you wonderful retard.

you really shouldn't let people on Cred Forums give you romantic advice, there is a reason these people are awake on an anime/nazi board at 5 in the morning

I am disappoint user. You sold out your boys on Brit/pol/.

alternatively...
link her to the thread, we'll clear up this misunderstanding

This is definitely fake. I don't believe she'd be awake at 5am

She does the night shift

>Cred Forums before the internet

run a reverse image search on her pictures and see if they are ripped from somewhere, if OP hasn't deleted them. I want to believe

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

fuck off with your new thread, this thread will never die, it will live on in eternity

(you) ;__;7

can someone less lazy than me make an image encapsulating the greatness that has occured here?