TRUMP GENERAL: CUTE EDITION

I want to see Trump roast every single World leader when he becomes POTUS.

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>2000 years in the future
>Human civilization ended a millennia ago
>But one man remains
>Surging from the cave where he has survived for a thousand years on guac alone Jeb emerges
>Jeb with his turtle DNA has not aged at all
>Jeb walks slowly towards the remains of the White House
>His feet crunching over the bones of Cruzs skelegates that tried to overthrow Trump starting the end times
>Jeb finally reaches the Oval Office and sits in the presidential chair
>Jeb sees a plastic turtle with a note on it and a battery beside it
The note reads:
to my friend Jeb Bush who will someday slowly and steadily reach this office, I wish you the best of luck and the gift of my energy
>Jeb has finally found peace

DELET THIS

THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 18, 2016

YESTERDAY
>bomb goes off on route of Military foot race in NJ
>nobody injured, race was already delayed
>bomb goes off in Chelsea, NYC
>29 injured, no deaths
>blast originated from dumpster
>second device found
>device 2 is pressure cooker with cellphone and wires attached
>knife attack in Minnesota mall
>Isis claims attacker is one of theirs
>Deblasio: NY bombs are intentional, but not terrorism
>Trump calls explosion a "bomb" during rally
>media claims he jumped to conclusions (he was right)
>Hillary says she was "briefed on the bombings" then hits Trump for referring to "bomb"
>looked haggard/tired in her 10pm statement from her plane
MORNING
>Trump tweet: "I would like to express my warmest regards, best wishes and condolences to all of the families and victims of the horrible bombing in NYC."
>some in media claim "condolences" can only be offered for deaths
AFTERNOON
>note with second NY bomb has Arabic writing
>witnesses saw Arabic looking man with suitcase
>said he looked out of place
>NY and NJ bomb likely from same person
EVENING
>Trump to meet with Egyptian president in NY
>Obama at fundraiser says elections shouldn't be close
>O: it's only close because of misinformation from Fox News and Rush Limbaugh

so say I live in the heart of a communist occupied state
is it forgivable to not wear my hat?

Pack it up boys, we've won

If commiefornia goes red Russia will experience an economic recovery the likes which it has never seen all thanks to /k/ alone.

politico.com/story/2016/09/trump-egypt-united-nations-228345

anyone have the deplorables picture?

screenshot m8

Honestly afraid to link to this because I don't want to spoil his plan

it won't benefit him if no one hears about it. MSM won't report

They are getting desperate.
Pic very related.
Awooooo

Bill Mitchell is currently cumming on twitter over some secret insider shit.

Rumor is that its a significant endorsement or extremely shocking internal polls, particularly Cali going red due to Hillary losing support to Stein and Johnson

>NOTHING TO SEE HERE HE'S JUST TAKING HILLARY'S BAIT
kek that fucking damage control

>FIRST DEBATE IN JUST OVER A WEEK

THIS. IS. AWOOVEMENT!

These delusional cucks, kek.

What the fuck has she done to look presidential.

Based Rush still living in Obama's head rent free
>also, mfw its a Mark Steyn episode

>Clinton, the Democratic nominee, announced last week that she would meet with Sisi as well as Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, among other foreign leaders, during the annual U.N. gathering.
That's her bait I guess

NY BOMBERS CONFIRMED TO BE SAND NIGGERS

there's no way clinton is losing cali due to third parties

the only people who vote third party are white

What was twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/77769635621132697

It's been deleted.

If California went red, I would believe this madman can do anything.

>>Trump to meet with Egyptian president in NY
You have got to be shitting me.

When is the Kekian holiday?

November 8th?

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Actress Kimberlin Brown : Business Women for Trump

veteransnewsnow.com/2016/09/18/1009294-actress-kimberlin-brown-business-women-for-trump/

maga

Fucking white males and their arabic.

The great conflagration is coming. Be ready

>NOTHING TO SEE HERE
That's Hillary's trick.
youtube.com/watch?v=9g-c7aSIzc8

How islamophobic, it could have been his personal clock

>Cali
>Red
>Trump is down by 20, hasn't been within 15 for months

Stop this retard shit

i know people from cali and already talked about this...i think it is true

Lol she had a 25 point lead in the latest poll in CA. And who the fuck does he know?

who the fuck is Sisi?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/777696356211326976

I missed part of the URL :^)

>NEW YORK — Donald Trump has apparently taken Hillary Clinton's bait.

>The Republican presidential nominee will meet on Monday with Egyptian President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi in New York on the sidelines of the U.N. General Assembly, according to the Egyptian state media.

I don't get it..

Aw, I was kind of hoping for the whole fag bomber theory.

every day that is dubs / trips in the year is a holiday

If you do, you've got to be alpha as fuck about it. There's no reason to hide, no reason to cower, we're taking our country back and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

>well as Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko
Hope she brings her cheque book and keeps a tight hold on her purse.

president of egypt m8

don't you dare start forcing a fruit meme you bitter-taste loving cunt

When did she even mention that? I haven't seen a single person on Cred Forums mention it at all.

AWOO

Inshadilay, maga upon him.

The current president of Egypt. They are supposedly meeting to talk about dealing with terrorism in the Middle East.

Egyptian pres.

The Egyptian president

>Trump is down by 20
>he still believes the poll
i dont think itll go red, but come on, now

>The thing that Bill Mitchell is cumming over on twitter is that Trump is winning California in internal polling due to Hillary losing support to 3rd parties
I don't believe you.

I won't get my hopes up this much.

Johnson what are you doing here

People eat the seeds?

>mfw someone uses incendiary words near me

Fucking 4th of July and November the 8th.

Nobody cares about her announcements.

>politico

Here's the archived:
archive.is/2KceD

Anything is possible.

dailycaller.com/2016/09/17/reuters-poll-high-confidence-of-trump-win-in-vermont/

If I say aleppo will you die?

If CA went red then we might get all 50 red. Only Hawaii and Minnesota are bluer.

>Race is only close because of one news network
Yeah okay, Obongo. I see your lack of common sense is also a reason why shits going to hell

I'm sure they're all breathlessly looking forward to it, and to catching her pneumonia.

Who the fuck is she kidding? Every leader hates her guts.

Who could have possibly predicted that?

Gonna.

Fucking.

Win.

So.

Much.

washingtontimes.com/news/2016/sep/18/immigrant-voter-surge-fails-to-drum-up-revenge-aga/

>meeting with Sisi
>sorry about fucking up your country
>Just a rank bro

So hang on

Trump met with the Mexican President, and now he's meeting with the Egyptian President?

How the fuck are people still saying that this man is unpresidential and a loose cannon?

>Hawaii
>allowing iceheads and wild chickend to vote
Found the problem.

I know, right?
I love my custom-order Mecca alarm clocks!
They're super expensive so I have to limit them to Ramadan, which is a shame.

I was going based off aggregate

We need a northern wall too.

It would be extremely confusing.

>Egyptain president knows meeting Obama will be worthless
>meets trumo instead

I don't know why people think these guys will turn out just because Trump is mean.

Didn't Johnson toss a replica of George Washingtons gun in the trash after receiving it from a gut he ran against? I also believe he called Trump a pussy.

Bruh. Think of how much silent support he has.

what a shitty thing to admit to trying to do
>gee I was hoping to import enough people to cause a voting revolution but I guess it didn't work lmao

TRUMP-TRAIN! 13 States NOW IN PLAY Including PA, WI, IA, CO, NH, NV, VA… Trump’s Polling “Surge” Is Turning Into A “Wave”… Scalpers Sell Tickets for $200 a Pop to Trump’s Sold Out Florida Rally

investmentwatchblog.com/trump-train-13-states-now-in-play-including-pa-wi-ia-co-nh-nv-va-trumps-polling-surge-is-turning-into-a-wave-scalpers-sell-tickets-for-200-a/

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KEK'S WILL SHALL OVERCOME MOLOCH

PRAISE HIM

First he btfo's the former Aztec leader, now the Pharaoh seeks an audience? Kek the Persians are getting nervous.

I didn't see him saying anything about California per se, just that it's great news.

Did I miss something Cred Forums?

>everything is in the bag except for possibly Hillary cheating

Is there any reassurance that things will be handled alright?

What is wrong with him?

There is this white,relator guy in FB going around to all black Trump supporters and harassing them. It is making me really angry. Harassing innocent blacks for supporting Trump. I never new Liberals could be this harsh to blacks.

Is Johnson the new Yeb!?

obama refuses to meet him because Sissi twarted obongo little attempt to install the brotherhood (islamist) in power and keep them there.

The suitcase opens up rotates towards and rolls out a carpet. Then kaboom.

I just came to post this. If this state goes red, I will have a surfboard ready to ride the big kahuna of liberal tears down main street Burlington into Lake Champlain, while chugging grade B maple syrup.

You must have just eaten a bad pomegranate. They are sweet and god tier.

>what's a-pep-pe bomb?

because theyre paid shills

I'm starting to think he's full DUDE WEED, literally no other explanation for his apparent retardation

Ah ok, cool.

No Johnson is just fucking stupid.
Hillary is still the new ¡Yeb!

she is definitely going to cheat, I don't think it will matter desu

PRAISE KEK VT FOR TRUMP CONFIRMED

...

FBI’s Fake ‘Investigation’ of Hillary’s Emails

rinf.com/alt-news/breaking-news/fbis-fake-investigation-hillarys-emails/

How can one presidential candidate be so fucking stupid

Too much weed.

>grade B maple syrup
Its because of the impurities, right?

>still have permanent residency status even though lived my whole life in the States
>Mexicans get fast tracked because of their vote
I'm not even mad anymore. Just send me back to gook land if it means everyone else goes back

>Another CTR thread on /r9k/

wew

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ron pls

hillary needs you

pls

Fairly sure. If she cheats or Obongo tries some 3rd term or martial law shit, there would be absolute war.

I remember egypt getting into alot of shit and btfoing muslim brotherhood. Didnt know that was Sisi.

Just made my day, user

PRAISE KEK!

Savagery:

youtube.com/watch?v=Nv3ztlYPa1A

Yes, and yes.

The Libertarians are a mess this year.

nice numerals

is anyone else laughing harder since the Pepecaust than they thought they would when trump wins?

I've never eaten a pomegranate before, are they good? I'm more of a plum guy, myself.

>what's a false flag
he's prolly on our team m8

He acts like he's perma-fried from LSD

Weed doesn't do that to you, he's a fucking retard of the highest order

(I've been around people perma-fried on LSD, did too much earlier in life - see, John Kerry)

Trump could also meet with Poroshenko.

>“I requested a meeting with the two candidates,” Petro Poroshenko said referring to his attendance next week at the UN General Assembly,

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I'm shocked at how fucking incompetent the Libertarian party has been. They are officially worse than the Green Party, and those wackos believe in homeopathic medicine and other bullshit.

No clinton is the new yeb, and as much as it pains me to say, johnson is the new rand. Now they'll ignore Johnson because its not convenient, they thought he'd help clinton. Just like they gave rand attention only to see if he could face trump

Pepe won Lead Actor in a Drama Series at the Emmys today

Bush Jr. got two terms.

>muh aggregate
wew

We are going to build a wall with New York and Canada, and we will use Bernie's campaign funds to pay for it.

JOHNSON JUST BTFO OF TRUMP

>It's his endorsement and cabinet position announcement

How big would that be?

>A board that was too weak to reclaim pepe

Make it known that that is what liberals believe: Blacks aren't allowed to think for themselves, they must vote democrat. If they don't, then they are wrong.

"If you want to vote for Drumpf, gunna have to get past me bro"

Wat do?

Persians are Aryans though. No more fratricidal wars for Israel

REMEMBER, NO ENGLISH

>bait
Like when he met Mexico's leaders and was cold-shouldered and humiliated-

Oh, wait.

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Underrated

Let's say shit hits the fan somehow and civil war does break out due to Hill/Obama shenanigans. How would the states be divided?

What is most interesting is that the article said that Hillary will meet with Sisi and Poroshenko - Donald will meet with Sisi but not Poroshenko. Putin is probably giddy at the thought of a Trump administration.

that's kind of racist

Sisi is a strongman anti-Muslim leader
Was elected and rules to curb stomp the Muslim brotherhood and anyone who takes Islam seriously

Obvious parallels

>JUST
>Aug 6

Nice try Aleppo

>weed doesn't do that to you
Idk man, seen some stoners who just fuckin' changed when they got on the weed train.

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I was kinda surprised by how much overt anti capitalism and pro socialism propaganda is in that.

Yes. He also appointed Bill "My knowledge of military weapons dates from literally world war fucking one" Weld as his VP so /k/ hates him.

Foreign policy cred, not to mention Shillary and Obama's heavy ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, which can't make Sisi very comfortable. Like Nieto, he's hedging his bets and wondering if Trump wouldn't be better for him in the long run.

>homeopathic medicine and other bullshit
homeopathic medicine is just alternative medicine, ei: not some pill that pharmaceuticals paid billions to to push down our throats by bribing doctors into prescribing them

No, each grade (Grade A Fancy, Grade A Medium Amber, Grade A Dark Amber, and Grade B) has the same sugar content but increasing maple flavor as it gets darker. Grade B is most commonly used (by pussies) for cooking but that's the stuff I prefer for my syrup quaffing needs.

I think they might use a new grading system, but thats what it was in my childhood and it has been eternally internalized.

Kek. Atleast he actually knew what the explosion was this time.

He could likely meet with many there.

Dumb cunt "dared" Trump to meet with world leaders during the UN summit. No word if it was a "double dog dare".

Different for everyone, I guess

I don't have evidence for my claim, I'll concede

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The kikes will likely slither away from America and regroup in Europe, turning the region in Brazil 2.0 within a few years. This is what kikes do. When they start to lose, they flee like cowards.

>Mexican
>Race

you forgot obongo saying i will be disappoint in you niggers if you dont vote hillary

and hillary agreeing to hillary for prison

this is an eldritch monster manifest on our plane of existence. That bitch needs to find a trash bag and a ditch

They are a bit of a chore to prepare, but those seeds are fucking amazing.

youtube.com/watch?v=P_WpcYOUv4Y

Matt Groening lied to me! Again!

Not even Dubya was this stupid.

>draws and cocks .44 revolver
"You might want to move, then."

>while chugging grade B maple syrup.
>777
Seven is a holy number. No longer grade B, your maple syrup is grade AAA now.
t. Tyler Vernon, the madman who made bank on maple syrup off ayy lmaos

We should honestly do some kind of extra media/gov monitoring.

>that ending

fucking nightmare fuel senpai

Good thing I packed my silver bullets today.

Walls would be easy for Vermont, just blow up the bridges on Lake Champlain and the Conneticut River and you've solved ~70% of your sovereign needs!

Trump should honestly try and meet everybody he possibly can. Show them the real him and not what the media is portraying.

Holy shit she looks terrifying

can any of them do 10 FT?

The good guys (us) would have most of the large states and the faggo- I mean the liberals would have smaller states and they'd also have mini hubs in good guy states (i.e. Atlanta, St. Louis, etc.) and those would quickly be overrun.

So basically if they wanted to win, they'd have to cover A LOT more ground than we would

Oh my God.
Hillary has magic far greater than our meme magic.
I don't think we are any match for her powerful skills in magic.

Ha. Nice

This guys brain is fried

They are delicious. They are a symbol of fertility (many seeds).

No one gives a fuck about Ukraine. They are just a football. An extremely poor, extremely corrupt and toxic football.

youtube.com/watch?v=l2n_-jwPUHQ&ab_channel=placeboing

Has there ever been a public figure as meme-able as trump?

And let us not EVER forget this fucking shit

archive.is/gBGqj#selection-17437.10-17437.15

who dat?

You wrote that.

You fucking wrote that to troll us.

Please say you wrote that.

You didn't write that, did you?

No, you didn't. He said that. What a fruit.

I cannot simply believe this is real without some fucking sau--

>its real

newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/gary-johnson-the-third-party-candidate

GET OUT

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>there are pomegrate shills in this very thread

I suppose you expect us to buy a pack of memestachios as well?

Ancient spirits of wood chucks
Transform this degenerate state
Into VERDE MONTS, the WHITEST LIVING

Did anything at all happen today? This has to be the first day in like two weeks where nothing happened.

Read the post I linked.

No idea if its authentic. It's probably fake. "This will be my only post" usually is.

Ukraine is just a buffer against the EU and Americans.

>So, when should we expect Assange's October surprise?
>Think it's as big as he says it is?
>anyone want to speculate on what info the absolute madman will release?

no it's a placebo. which still has medical benefit but is no different than taking a sugar pill

Don't worry guys! Everything's fine!

I would field-goal kick that bitch right in her cunt

no he never had one to begin with
>I JUST WANNA BE TEH CANDICKATE!
i really wish we got mcaffe instead

whoever you're quoting clearly didn't realize that the surprise is in october

There's been a lull for like a month now before the bombings.

The sanction lift will be amazing! I think I'll buy bulk sardine tins of 7.62x39mm, hopefully by the pairs in wooden boxes.

>not taking the redpill designed by god/Kek

At this point if Trump isn't elected the next attack after the election is going to result in white people gunning down random sandniggers as a preventative measure, like they do wolves, coyotes, bears, and other nuisance predators.

youtube.com/watch?v=rSV2oBUOWgo

It would be the best election ever if Bernie Donald Mcafee and Jill all were the nominees and on the debate stage.

>"It wasn't INTERNATIONAL terrorism guys, Trump wasn't completely right!

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>"please don't vote Trump, goyim"

Why does this motherfucker not have eyebrows

Why would you put a hand-written letter in a plastic bag with a bomb though? Wouldn't it just get blown up and turn into confetti or burn up? Something doesn't make sense here...

Prairie dogs for trump

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you couldve taken 2 seconds to google it and see that i was right, instead of writing that dumb post

I cannot remember what that bitch actually did... Steamboat, right...? Please tell me I'm right..

Pomegranates ensure your body has plenty of estrogen

greenmedinfo.com/blog/pomegranates-new-natural-hormone-replacement-therapy

>How would the states be divided?
Hard to tell, but you can bet your ass it'll be rural areas vs city shit sitters.

>my shitty overpriced Dr. Oz bait is red and round, kind of like your favorite meme!
>pls buy
get out

>Minnesota stabber couldn't get a gun because he was a criminal so he had to use a knife, even though it's supposed to be easy to get guns
>was put down by a citizen with a gun

I hate to celebrate what happened but god damn if that wasn't a big middle finger to gun grabbers.

He said if blacks don't vote. We all knew what he meant, but he didn't explicitly say "insult to my legacy if you don't vote Hillary" just voting in general. He knows ANY low AA turnout would hand trump the White House.

I've known doctors, lawyers and judges who didn't show it at all. I think it has to do with body chemistry and mental fitness. Losers will use any excuse to be losers. Winners just keep plugging on and don't change because of ingesting a plant.

youtube.com/watch?v=9UH2XikAw4w

Hey what was that quote that goes along the lines of:
"If you say there is a threat to society you are a hero, but if you name it you're a nazi"
or something like that. Googling hasn't helped me and I can't find it. When I first read it the text was over a picture of Hitler

JEBS GOT A NEW JOB NOW
yahoo.com/tv/emmys-jimmy-kimmel-meets-jeb-and-james-corden-in-opening-005209265.html

He hasn't heard of them.

that's an unusual use of green text meight

Muslim Brotherhood is a known terrorist organization. They were going to turn Egypt into another Iran or Saudi Arabia.

not much besides the bombings and Clinton looking like a zombie last night. Was mostly speculation and updates about who did the bombing. I'm not even sure who did it.

It's actually very surprising that today was so quiet.

Yeah, she starred in Steamboat Bill Jr.

Election happenings, not happening happenings.

I want the AP ammo ban to go away too.
>cheap 5.45 as well as 7.62x39
>SS190 available for non-LEOs, finally making FN's meme caliber a viable choice for defensive weapons
>steel core 10mm and rimmed magnum rounds for handgun/levergat hunting

Being a Libertarian is suffering, well at least our party has a few QTs in it

the fact that he had to say anything about it at all just tells you how assblasted and worried he his behind the scenes

I don't think that timeline exists.

JEBS BACK WITH A NEW JOB
youtube.com/watch?v=YTNmHl5Euhw

hurrhurrrrrhurr
all eppo
kekkekkek

Its like standing on the tracks, and you see the first glimmers of the train headlights peek around the trees in the distance.

You don't really "eat" a pomegranate. The arils are delicious on a salad or in sauces, but my favorite is the juice. It's more sour than sweet with an earthy tannic flavor.

Jeb! was officially confirmed for running in 2020.

twitter.com/GMA/status/777660421356392448

But unlike for the last 2 millennia, they have their own country now. That's not to say they won't still wreck Europe -they absolutely want to - but they do have somewhere they can go now.

Or we could buy those crazy recoilless rifles they're developing (I forget the model number but they're literally or nearly recoilless because of some piston in the buttstock or something)

majored in science homefry, don't need jewgle

>well at least our party has a few QTs in it

Same

I'll be voting.

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my sides
also check 'em

Thanks for the link, but I didn't last past 2:00

Praise Kek, also

SLOW AND
T
E
A
D
Y E B !

>Jeb turns into a being of light, imploding, then exploding.
>everything is sucked into the non-existance that is a black hole
>the explosion of it returning comes with such force that it inverts time
>as jeb passes, he witnessess everything rewinding, everything in history, earth itself.

>he explodes in a bright, incredibly loud big, a big bang if you will.
>the universe begins once more.

Heretic

Holy shit, I just realized the real reason we give so much money to Israel and synagogues encourage visits to Israel for American Jewish teenagers which are cleverly disguised honeytraps. It's a bribe to get them to go and stay the fuck over there.

>SS190

You can be a pomegranate girl.
greenmedinfo.com/blog/amazing-fact-pomegranate-can-serve-backup-ovary

fugg

I mean, nothing spicy happened today spiceman

someone give this edgelord a hat pls

>some piston in the buttstock or something
you mean the buffer tube and spring like the AR's have?

Meeting Poroshenko is a trap tho - remember that Manafort was outed as having worked in Ukraine? He was, to be fair, working on behalf of the US govt covertly. But Ukraine is quicksand. It's better if Trump avoid Poroshenko.

Let Hillary get into that quagmire instead.

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE TODAY?!

>mfw Dems are living in a timeline where Trump is the nominee and Bernie isnt

What's this about?

But that's for Trump though.

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You realize Southern was kicked out of your """Libertarian""" party because of some of her tweets?

She's slowly becoming an evil Nazi.

A big fucking deal

the anti-isis

yeah but obama thinks (I'm assuming since you're in trumpgen) you're not voting correctly so you don't count

>Eating pomegranates because they look like a holy symbol

Blasphemy! Heretic!

Kek confirms
Gun grabbers BTFO

>majored in science
i buy that

pomegranates: literally for braindamaged fags

you eat frog eggs as well?

SS190 is the armor piercing 5.7x28mm that makes the damn thing worth more than a centerfire .22mag in a defensive weapon. The US Secret Service uses it in their FiveseveN (yes the capitalization really is that gay, thanks FN Herstal) pistols and P90 bullpups.

2 words
Roger Stone

Obama: Would be 'personal insult' to legacy if black voters don't back Clinton

"If I hear anybody saying their vote does not matter, that it doesn't matter who we elect -- read up on your history. It matters. We've got to get people to vote,"

"I will consider it a personal insult -- an insult to my legacy -- if this community lets down its guard and fails to activate itself in this election. You want to give me a good sendoff? Go vote."

archive.is/8BA6x

it's the long con
WHAT A NIMBLE FUCKING NAVIGATOR

Wasnt sure so I looked it up. Its the AK-107, look for it on Youtube with Larry Vickers

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"It's real" are the 2 most shouted words of 2016.

topkek

didnt even know there was a libertarian party in canada, kek

My favorite part is how Trump hasn't done anything bad since the Deplorables comment.

He's actually been on such a climb that he's beating the second wave of polls that are utterly biased against him. What a legend...

These recent attacks will only further the point that Hillary CANNOT BE president no matter what. I fully expect Trump to be up nationally in the biased polls by the debate

I really neee California to go red. I live here and that is the only thing that would make trumps victory even sweeter

Have the Smashing Pumpkins made any good albums/song since 200 or are they shit tier now?

bs biology and postgrad. keep me posted tho

>Balanced Automatics Recoil System (BARS)
Now I get it.

*2000

Oh I know :) I love the P90

We /StoneZone/ now

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Trump is going to win in a landslide!

SAUCE SAUCE RIGHT NOW

I MADE YOU NIGGERS, AND I CAN UN MAKE YOU. YOU WOULD BE NOWHERE WITHOUT ME. DO AS I SAY

They've been crap for the past 1816 years. They really went downhill after Caesar reformed the Republic into an Empire.

Videos:
Dr. Martin Luther King's niece Alveda King endorses Donald Trump
youtu.be/PBISbypnMHQ

Mississippi’s First Black Mayor Charles Evers Endorses Trump For President
youtu.be/77SyQ2Qn7c8

Quannell X, New Black Panthers leader, on Donald Trump.
youtu.be/5Rh6inAwU5M

RW Bray, VP of MLK society, introducing Donald Trump
youtu.be/GmVVhZt5iRo

Clarence Henderson civil rights activist
youtu.be/H--C5JrKNvA

Black Pastor Darrell Scott Brings Down House at RNC: The Democratic Party Has Failed Us
youtu.be/C2FquR7XaaQ

Ice Cube: ‘Donald Trump is What Americans Love’ About ‘The American Dream’
youtu.be/367psk5ZdpU

Articles:

RZA Praises Trump
archive.is/eVD7D

President Obama’s Brother Endorses Trump for President
archive.is/5eCpb

Azealia Banks "Trump is the only one who truly has the balls to bust up big business. Hilary is too tied in with them"
archive.is/OCkCX

Outreach:
Donald Trump’s best speech of the 2016 campaign, annotated
WashPo August 2016 archive.is/MlZSa

FULL EVENT: Donald Trump Holds Rally in Charlotte, NC 8/18/16
youtu.be/IAjWtnGihYA

Trump pitches black voters: 'What the hell do you have to lose?'
CNN August 2016 archive.is/M4alp

FULL EVENT: Donald Trump Holds Rally in Dimondale 8/19/16
youtu.be/K678kE_bZq8

Trump brings message of unity to black church in Detroit
archive.is/ffexb

Full Speech: Donald Trump Speaks to African American Church in Detroit 9/3/16
youtu.be/sfZDKWo2LxE

Donald Trump Fought to Include Jews and Blacks at Palm Beach Golf Course
Impulse Today March 2016 archive.is/XdOQ5

Jessie Jackson introducing Donald Trump (1998)
youtu.be/iW9Xu35GUMY

Trump 80's Interview, Helping Inner Cities
youtu.be/gXZ-ydyUAXY

twitter.com/GMA/status/777660421356392448

Ukraine is the new Afghanistan - breaker of empires. Victoria 'fuck the EU' Nudleman Kagan and her billion$$$ wasted in Ukraine were designed to create havoc there for Russia to deal with, right on its border, and take away Sevastopol port that Russia leased.

No one wants it, it will not be economically viable for a long time. I feel sorry for them desu

>Pomegranates ensure your body has plenty of estrogen
I didn't know that. I'm sure it's far more healthy than lavender for males, which fucks up our test/estrogen balance and pussifies little boys.

checked for liberal tears
> then president trump outlaws the democratic party

nope, its just going the direction I thought it would, and more pronounced it has become

anchors screaming into their mics I thought I read because trump was trolling them, making them look even weaker

this is locked in friends (I say trump gets 80% popular vote)

Most of the stockpile apparently went to the middle east, something trump can help with stopping but the days of 8 cpr are done.

That's an impressive Jeb look-alike.

Where do you get that shirt

>Pepe save us from the shills

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

This is going to backfire spectacularly.
The black vote will mobilise, but it will vote Trump just to give Obama the middle finger.

I went out to the trump rally yesterday in colorado springs. Are there any numbers for just how many people were there? They filled several acres with just the cars.

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Bait"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

It was four actually, they just burried Charlottesville.

I don't count in a lot of places.

don't you fucking do it, ron

We're all just spitballing about Trump being a /k/ President that does /k/ things like repealing the NFA, GCA (and hence the MG ban and 922r), import bans, sanctions, etc. There's no proof he's actually going to do it all but this year's been so fucking good we can dream.

Every black speaker wants to be the next MLK and it's very grating. Fuck your legacy Obama.

The haven't even been good live since the First Nicaean Council.

Jesus Christ, the audacity of this nigger.

Can I get a source on that quote? I can't find it anywhere through Googling or using duckduckgo

Someone else make the new thread.

Canada's Libertarian party is a thousand times more of a meme than America's version. Makes me sad desu.

Fuck yo legacy nigga.

His adviser probably set up that meeting

Catchy

She was reinstated.
I didn't know either until I met one of their candidates at a supermarket.

>Donald Trump created an alternate universe where Jeb is a chaffeur

>when the MKULTRA programming fails

What's Aleppo?

There are two grades to presidential cheating. There is the normal grade and then there is the Bill Clinton level of marital cheating.

Option A will result in about a 15% shift in hillary's favor. She wont win this way because trump will get at least 75%.

Option B is overt, nasty, they pretty much just make up the numbers and forget about the vote tallies, they make up numbers they think will be believable and thats that.

Option B is the only way that hillary will win.

And it will cause civil war.

Kek

A republican controlled govt. and court can at the very least BTFO retarded state laws.

What a year to be alive.

I'll do it.

>that pic
too real for someone who used to vote for that party

No more threads, Donald!
Your delegates, your voters, are all mine!

Anons need to set up outside polling stations and collect second ballots form people. Just have them put on a piece paper a T or a C. Then put it into box.

Video record the whole thing too.

I just searched "obama black personal insult" on youtube and the first 4 fucking videos were black vloggers telling him to fuck off.

Too bad the Trump campaign will have people watching the ballots like hawks and there will be whistleblowers everywhere because of the lack of trust in the system.

You're a sisi

i hope this is accurate

>2013

fucking hell, it's only been 3 damned years. Was 2013 the worst year in Cred Forums and /new/'s histories? I think that's when I felt like everything just started hitting the fan then.

If I have to choose between a bunch of generic neocons next election cycle, I'll vote for him.

God damn, Garry, what the fuck?

I just checked the details of the emerson RI poll:
IND go 48% vs 28% for Trump.
MOE of 3.4%, 800 likely voters, weighted by 2012 election results.
Conducted Sept 2-5.
Basically Hillary is getting wrecked over there.

Trump-Ron Paul-Bernie-Obama 4 way race

Too good to be true, I think. Not that I would lose sleep (negatively I mean).

Are you shitting me?

Videos:
Dr. Martin Luther King's niece Alveda King endorses Donald Trump
youtu.be/PBISbypnMHQ

Mississippi’s First Black Mayor Charles Evers Endorses Trump For President
youtu.be/77SyQ2Qn7c8

Quannell X, New Black Panthers leader, on Donald Trump.
youtu.be/5Rh6inAwU5M

RW Bray, VP of MLK society, introducing Donald Trump
youtu.be/GmVVhZt5iRo

Clarence Henderson civil rights activist
youtu.be/H--C5JrKNvA

Black Pastor Darrell Scott Brings Down House at RNC: The Democratic Party Has Failed Us
youtu.be/C2FquR7XaaQ

Ice Cube: ‘Donald Trump is What Americans Love’ About ‘The American Dream’
youtu.be/367psk5ZdpU

Articles:

RZA Praises Trump
archive.is/eVD7D

President Obama’s Brother Endorses Trump for President
archive.is/5eCpb

Azealia Banks "Trump is the only one who truly has the balls to bust up big business. Hilary is too tied in with them"
archive.is/OCkCX

Outreach:
Donald Trump’s best speech of the 2016 campaign, annotated
WashPo August 2016 archive.is/MlZSa

FULL EVENT: Donald Trump Holds Rally in Charlotte, NC 8/18/16
youtu.be/IAjWtnGihYA

Trump pitches black voters: 'What the hell do you have to lose?'
CNN August 2016 archive.is/M4alp

FULL EVENT: Donald Trump Holds Rally in Dimondale 8/19/16
youtu.be/K678kE_bZq8

Trump brings message of unity to black church in Detroit
archive.is/ffexb

Full Speech: Donald Trump Speaks to African American Church in Detroit 9/3/16
youtu.be/sfZDKWo2LxE

Donald Trump Fought to Include Jews and Blacks at Palm Beach Golf Course
Impulse Today March 2016 archive.is/XdOQ5

Jessie Jackson introducing Donald Trump (1998)
youtu.be/iW9Xu35GUMY

Trump 80's Interview, Helping Inner Cities
youtu.be/gXZ-ydyUAXY

youtube.com/watch?v=Gu5JdmsLWVk

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Oh... you didnt' know that? Part of it is to deal with their 'demographic problem' and encourage jews to move there, but the other sinister part is to make the connection, keep them in place to subvert our countries.

There are several programs funded by wealthy jews to get young American jews to take an all-expense paid trip there, they hook them up with 'sexy' military people (not even shy about the fact that sex between them 'cements the bond') and try to lure them to have some sort of connection to the country.
>in b4 divided loyalty is an anti-semantic canard, goy!
Marc Rich, I believe Haim Saban and even Sheldon Adelson pay into these programs.

What's fucked up is when they then volunteer for Israeli military but not American.

Argentina revokes their citizenship and S.Africa will prosecute them for it.

I wish someone would get him to say it, oh god id cream, can someone please have him say the magic words,

this but in 2008

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White & Asian alliance to rid the world of leftists and degenerates WHEN?

reading this makes it sound like it could be an off the cuff joke, but watching the video reveals the patronizing WAY he said it was fucking infuriating. the video is damning and will lose more black votes than retain.

ive wanted to give her dick for so long

>tfw four fucking lefty parties in parliament
Maybe things will get better if Molymeme gets inspired by a Trump victory to throw his hat into the political arena.

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Would blanda upp

My dream scenario that I may or may not have jacked off thinking about while looking at Upotte raifus is that he gets 75% majorities in Congress and passes a Constitutional amendment stripping the states of the right to regulate firearms at all, and formalizes federal Stand Your Ground and Castle Doctrine laws.
>all the AWBs go "poof"
>libs shout "TRIGGERED" but having gerrymandered themselves with laser precision they are completely unable to do anything about a shift in sentiments towards the GOP and gun rights.
>/k/alifornians and other former ban staters buy real assault waffles and battle rifles like they're going out of style
>use of CCWs and home defense weapons to stop crime cleans all the inner cities the fuck up within a year because all the gangbangers are dead
>this in combination with the wall and mass deportations returns America to 80% white
>Trump's stated policies keep it that way for generations
>Mexico builds a wall on its southern border and finally gets its shit together
>at this point the remaining liberals are just sitting in corners, rocking, screaming until they lose their voices, and angrily tweeting

for you

That is probably illegal.

Just join the official campaign exit polling groups.

We need to make #InsultObama a thing

>Pirate
Please explain

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party_of_Canada