The government has banned guns, and Fitness is now your skill, and fitness equipment is your only choice for a weapon...

The government has banned guns, and Fitness is now your skill, and fitness equipment is your only choice for a weapon. If you had to choose a piece of fitness equipment for war, what would you choose. Just purchased 15lb version of pic related

>15lb sledge
>not just swinging a 5 lb sledge three times as hard
enjoy getting tired
or i guess if you worked out with it not

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I like to sit down a lot

go play with your dildos with /fit/ or /k/

originally wanted the 10lb, but shipping was free on the 15er. decided to not be a bitch because mah economy

I've seen those around, what are you even supposed to do with those?

kettlebells desu

Kill immigrants

Fun fact swords, staves, maces, flails are all work out equipments.

martial arts is art and not war.
I'd bring friends with me if I was going to war, weapons come second.

it's pretty dope actually. Lifelong traditional lifter, but imagine shoulder pressing a barbell that was only weighted on one side. while one is pushing, the other simultaneously has to pull. Also, you can use it in a ton of primal combat drills. Uppercuts, shovel digs, hammering, etc

Barbell loaded with 315. Hulk smash.

RIP your backbone

Including the maples

Once again the train from snapcity leads to cross fit

hip mobillity niqqa

Holy autism, don't tell me you actually bought a mace

sledge hammer for tire - hitting workout

otherwise barbell and use it like a staff weapon

Buy six of these at the strongest weight possible.

Buy a handful of fiberglass poles (used for posture drills)

Put 5 feet of sharpened fiberglass through your ribcage.

The fitness part is when I do a standing row to cock the crossfitbow.

By that argument you can argue that competition rifles are still in play

That's more than one piece of fitness equipment, you'd have to have friends for that

as meme as it is, probably a sword as I'm actually trained in swordfighting

Modern warhammer plus lightweight riot shield. Can't go wrong with blubt on one side, sharp on the other. Or a good old spear as well.

Only need 3 people, OP didn't specify how many I could purchase of my chosen type.

Six sounds about right, so we can get a good first volley and sustained fire after.

I'd use my illegal guns.

>duh

Air guns are toys like water guns.
Why wouldn't they be work out equipment? Paintball guns are workout equipment that help lads hone teamwork skills.

War is not tools and toys war is where men remain.