Convert to Islam

>naziboos will defend this

>Britons go to nigger and brown countries to colonise them
>Germans colonise Europeans and kill intelligent Jewish people

Born again muslims are the most repulsive people I've ever encountered. Uglier than a fucking Sudanese nigger. Kys pls

>Say it with me, Cred Forums: La ilaha ila Allah, Muhammad rasulullah.

That sounds like some fucking Teletubbie shit to me.

>2016
>magic men in the sky
>much less the most fun hating one

me nuh fink so

youtube.com/watch?v=pu9K2TCON58

>trying to trick people into saying a pledge to your religion

You realize that deceptions like this are evil, no matter how you look at it, right?
We weren't given free will for nothing.
Though I'm not sure if Muslims even believe any of that.

>ITT: we embrace Islam

The HELL you say.

>'There is no G-d but Allah

>G-d

JEW DETECTED.

how about i kill you

Just said that shit, am I ISIS now?

Also, ginger traitors should not be trusted.

Are you white? Just curious bro.

There is no god you pedophile warlord idolizing ignorant fuck.

Haha Sharia ginger is the funniest Muslim.

I bet he still cant get laid.

I'm white and male. Sorry I can't fulfill your dream faggot.

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>believing the perfect man was a pedophile
>travelling thousands of miles to worship a moon rock in a box
>believing in Pegasuses
>believing muhammad cracked the moon in two, even though you can buy a telescope and see for yourself that the moon is in one piece
>praying to an imaginary friend 5 times a day
>clothing your women in garbage bags
>hating dogs
>not eating pork

you have to be LITERALLY retarded to convert to pisslam. at least I can at least understand how people are brought up in are brainwashed, but if you convert as a westerner, you assuredly have a sub-70IQ

You can't even get a quarter of your population to do that.

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Coppercab is Muslim?

I want to kick this ginger's ass.

The only way I'll embrace islam is so I could get your filthy roach throat near so I could slit it open.

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white muslims are literally the worst, like bro you aint getting any muslim pussy either.

La ilaha ila Allah, Muhammad rasulullah.

Being a muslim is the ultimate redpill.

The language of homosexuality and genderqueer? The language where gender don't actually mean the same as the sex of the person, but represent their personality?

It's a shit language, desu

Abandon that sad political cult an embrace Jesus as Messiah and Gods only son.
I'll pray for you

Fuck off.

Are you kidding? When has a muslim ever had any trouble getting laid?

Muslims consider Jesus as messiah.

not sure if sarcasm or ahmed.

Islam was the last true religion. We are all redpilled n have our wives around our pinky ring. Say what you will but we live happy lives, that is, when we are not being bombed by americans and other rich western countries who wants to dismantle us and steal our oils.

Nah. Jesus is just alright with me.

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why is the prayer a tongue-twister though?

Not sarcasm. All muslims are alpha males, beta males who become muslim usually adopt the masculine demeanor that is expected. And often the women help out by expecting the men to take control and be a proper leader in the household.

Being a beta is frowned upon and seen as a sign of atheistic tendencies.

deus vult
Jesus messiah savior

why do people in the middle east fuck little boys all the time mr ahmed?

>all Muslims are alpha males
>they can't even handle dogs
>can't even keep women in line without beating/throwing acid in their face

Loving every laugh, Whoreway.

noted get but, um

yeah, obviously. Jesus wearing a suicide belt,,,
that's rich

Once the world deals with the Muslim problem, would be start dealing with the nigger problem?

Just a simple question desu, I think the black crimes (rape,robbery & murder) and also BLM is an underrated issue and needs to be dealt with

Anders expected better of you, faggot.

It carries the death penalty for the adult according to sharia. I guess they do it due to a lack of islam in the laws. Just like how it is common here as well.

>they can't even handle dogs

Can easily handle dogs, but dogs are dirty as fuck. They use their tounges as toilet paper and dog owners usually fuck their dogs after letting them lick them in the face. So dogs are frowned upon because they are disgusting.

>can't even keep women in line without beating/throwing acid in their face

Throwing acid is a hindu practice. According to islam we are not supposed to adopt practices from other religions.

It is haram to hurt the face or head of a woman or hit her there and it's haram to break the skin (make her bleed) or hurt her bones.

Anders is a degenerate pagan. Pagans are a bunch of genderqueer hippie faggots.

I see the message, very funny.
Cred Forums really is Cred Forums tier to let a thread like this thrive.

dont forget the arsenic water he was addicted to, ZAM ZAM WATER

don't fall for this OP

boipucci isnt the same as heterosexual pussy.

lolno, they sort of consider him a phrophet, but inferior to muhamad, and definitely not the messiah.

islam is bluepill as fuck. it teaches shut up, dont learn for yourself, and follow some old man that never did what he expects you to do.

you need to just get yourshit together and leave this world

>doesn't type GOD
>capital A for allah
>U..MAD? highlighted in muhhummer

Not even good bait.

>boipucci isnt the same as heterosexual pussy.

True, and homosexuality is punishable by death. Anyone trying to get "boipucci" should get their head cut off.

>lolno, they sort of consider him a phrophet, but inferior to muhamad, and definitely not the messiah.

Islam believes he is the messiah. The Quran even uses the term "Messiah" to describe Jesus. Jesus is considered a messenger of God who never sinned and who will come back to rule the kingdom of God.

>islam is bluepill as fuck. it teaches shut up, dont learn for yourself, and follow some old man that never did what he expects you to do.

That is literally the opposite of what islam teaches.

Behold the Visage of Your only God!

Repeat after me: There is no God but God and he's a Babby in the Sun!

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Go fuck yourself you filthy germ

Dog saliva is cleaner than human saliva you inbred. Also if it's a Hindu practice why do only Muslims and poor people do it lel.