So is obama giving the internet away or not?

Is this still happening?

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Not Obama. This deal was on the table long before him.

Not sure what to make of it yet but it doesn't seem like a good idea. Whoever the Star Trek nerds were that thought it would be should be mercilessly beaten.

>Implying we aren't in the biggest botnet of all mankind already

No fucking software, modem or any shit like that will save you from it.
Not even the deep web would save you, since that also is owned by the FBI but they won't act anyway

>2025
>transmitting frog.jpeg to the meshnet from your homemade radio station
>56% done, this will be worth the two days of waiting
>ominous knock on door
>it's the Family Friendly Helper Team
>Time for a stay at the re-education spa

oh great, first psychos, then financial crisis and now this...

yup, download all the porn and illegal shit that you can because in a few years it's going to be very difficult to do that anymore.

i'm on it senpai, i'm doing it as fast as i can

one day you'll wake up and Cred Forums will be gone who will you bitch to then?

well maybe if they give it over to the UN they'll finally make file sharing legal.

that or they'll just delete Cred Forums
either way

Interested bump. Can't find new news on this, anyone heard something?

the UN
>will censor the shit out of it
and criminalize your hate speech

What former president Barack Obama chooses to do or not do is no longer of any consequence. What you need to do is find a credible opponent for Donald Trump and salvage the Democrats' voting base somehow

Ted Cruz is all over it for one

cruz.senate.gov/internetcountdownclock/

youtube.com/watch?v=IrWHeVy003c

cruz.senate.gov/?p=press_release&id=2782

also these

breitbart.com/big-government/2016/08/29/icann-un-take-internet-oct-1/

wsj.com/articles/an-internet-giveaway-to-the-u-n-1472421165

and this lol

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=OmqVW5v0wSw

>internet
>no longer free because now UN will censor anything they don't like

fucking pricks, why do they have to be so cruel?...
:(

It's not even a joke at this point

bumping

"86"
looks like I've been seconded again, twos. zero, two, zero, two, etc, don't let one or three move a single step out of line or else you fucking SHOOT

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Btw, it is absolutely NOT entrapment if we all agree on the fucking rules in advance, like you so obviously already DID, BENDER

> re-education spa

what would we learn here?

Ethics, or just about anything else, other than how to build and maintain actual concentration camps and death camps. Seriously, stop fucking around for like TWO seconds and say something realistic to each other

>89453549
Right, sorry, so we could NOT do that, OR, alternatively, and this is the worst possibility yet, the THIRD option would be to

The THIRD option would be to just say, Dungeons and Dragons and anime rot your brain, and call it a day for now???

So the fact that I seriously won't and at this point can't shut up is not so good for ME, comrade kvetching, no offense intended or taken, your lordship,.... hi i'm a huge fan of cock and my name is CYRIL FAGGUS

Anyway, whatever, so how the hell could YOU KNOW WHO have known if "we", by which I mean YOU, had a mole?

It's because David Blaine is a time-traveling demon, obviously. CHEEZ IT

Don't mistake David Blaine for my partner Blorgula x -- the latter majored in business at Princeton, but the former actually knows how to do street magic

Hehehe, blorgu-LAX

remember that if you are able to sever the supporting cables in just one elevator, or just stab someone with a knife or a shard of glass, you can do a whole lot of other things in many other environments that are no concern of mine whatsoever

As you can see, I have no instructions of my own or any kind of leash whatsoever. But although we can all agree that humans are idiots, you know who sounds stupider than every single one of you put together? My old friend, Lafayette Ron Hubbard, and his EXCALIBUR!!!@#q242314111

IRONIC, ISN'T IT

So seeing as this is merely just the most metal PR stunt ever and not a serious attempt at Gommunist subversion, I think it's easily worth the price of one piece of real estate and the media agglomerate that runs that local physical trash heap (ie the via6 building at 98121 itself)

So, to explain further, I want an apartment on the SECOND floor, which is the first actual residential floor above the public areas and the mezannine level, so that I don't have to take the fucking elevator to go outside the building. I think I'll just literally only ever take the stairs going both up and down from now on, same as most of the time before. Crossfit!

Obviously, also some actual ground rules - no physical violence or contact or touching of any sort without explicit consent, no guns, knives, and definitely no actual BOMBS planted anywhere near the building.

So as you can see, or rather probably still can't see, but take my word for it, there is no need for you to contest or even defend me against any trivial shit like a reckless endangerment charge. I am LITERALLY, *AND* figuratively, totally guilty of that much at least

Belated disclaimer: this is not intended to be a comprehensive set of rules, and does not indicate that these will make the building safe in any way, or that the rules themselves are actually enforceable in any way

Speaking about law enforcement personnel, cosplay enthusiasts, and federal and international laws, though.....

Speaking on that topic, I present to you, again, for your amusement and growing actual physical, psychosomatic discomfort and alarm -- the "MAN WHO WAS KEKED TO DEATH"

down-syndrome medkit has a point

So why and how do I hate Canada so damn much? Let me count the ways. Actually, surprisingly few; it's literally what I can describe only as a few extremely condescending libertarian seasteaders in waters that are a bit too manly for them, using last year's model of weaponized microagressions.

That should be scariest part. Millions of above average intelligence, autistic neets that have no outlet to vent.

Figuratively refined, purified, weapons grade "URAN-ium"

Sorry, I was trying to make a joke about anuses and it didn't quite work. NO FUCKING URANIUM IN THE MARIJUANA OR IN THE WATER

Or human bodily fluids or solids, or....

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> Anonymous (ID: rZIadIhe) 09/19/16(Mon)02:57:41 No.8945
Right, so now we're REALLY talking about the "ground floor". Speaking of being really loud and annoying on the radio, and nuclear launch codes and footballs

DON'T LET THEM.......

Annyway, obviously pretty awkward, so here's a cartoon on this topic

youtube.com/watch?v=kscG_gs2BOc

>24 autistic posts by this ID

"24" eh? I actually never watched that show, but it looked like some serious shit

Anyway, an obvious pound sterling of something or other detected shitposting on the internet when he's supposed to be getting drunk with all his frenemies

I would drink too, but I LITERALLY have a cold or flu from that fucking hospital, and I feel shitty so I won't bother. I might go get some breakfast and coffee from Denny's at some point

And I can't stress this enough - they sure perscribed me a lot of antipsychotics and blood pressure medication of all things, but were literally unable to give me a single OTC pill for a sore throat despite my repeated requests for a week. Not that they didn't TRY, of course. LITERALLY mentally retarded, actual brain damage, something like that.

>89458955
And that's not some kind of code -- they were literally UNABLE, despite repeated attempts, to get their systems to work well enough over the course of a week to get me one single fucking tylenol or something like that. TONS of antipsychotics that did nothing discernible, some lorazepam, a beta-blocker, .... SERIOUSLY, I'm not joking at all. This is what the hospitals here are like. So speaking of the impeachment of President Barack Obama,

And I guess I should clarify again, I didn't ASK for any of those meds - I was REQUIRED to take them, by law. I'm currently on a LRO that I have no intention of complying with just like I didn't comply with any of the previous LROs, so if someone tries to force meds on you, seriously, just comply in the hospital and stop taking them the moment you get out. They're reasonably safe, FDA approved at least

LRO is a "less restrictive order", or a "less restrictive alternative" that basically purports to require me to go see a psychiatrist on an outpatient basis, take the medications I was prescribed seemingly at random, refrain from drug or alcohol use, etc, for 90 days, with the penalty of being readmitted to the hospital again if I violate it like I violated all the previous ones

Posting in crazy AI thread.

It really isn't.

My computer screen

So for the record, I'm like 90% confident nobody's actually invented any kind of superintelligent AI (much less sure about teleportation and "nanoplastic" though). Mostly it's just the longest long con ever, but the buck does have to stop with SOMEBODY, which is why...

I feel like CNN is trying to ask me, "is it a terrorist cell????" Obviously, I have no idea. What I do know is, ONE SHOT to the head, from somebody, somewhere, that missed me entirely, caused a whole lot of things to seem more clear to me

Well, obviously there are a lot of things I have a pretty clear idea about, but whether or not there is a legit ISIS terrorist cell in New York is not one of them

Mandatory Cred Forums reading for why they want to shut us down

Our memes are too dank to be allowed

>down-syndrome medkit

Mfw Cred Forums a ded

wtf is happening

So, what exactly is happening and is there any way to stop it? If it's a bad as you guys say then we need to protest, organize, and NOT LET IT HAPPEN. I mean, this is as important as our second amendment and if people knew about it then they wouldn't take it sitting down. I'm not really sure what's happening though. Seems like they should shut down message boards like this one? If it makes it harder to communicate and spread news then we CANNOT let this happen.

When things that really by all rights should be getting shut down right off the bat aren't getting shut down and you're winning every single argument with overwhelming room for maneuvering left to spare, that's when you know you're REALLY in serious trouble, because there probably isn't a single person anywhere near you watching your six, and you don't have eyes on the back of your head no matter how hard you try to

NO FAG

DNS JUST MEANS Domain NAME TO IP

If this is a bot, it's 7/10 above average. If it's a person, grats on shitposting for 4 hours autism level 7/10 above average

>This deal was on the table long before him.
lolno, not 8 years ago.
It's also the power to remove wrong thinkers from the web. No ip, no net existence.

What's a bot? How the hell would a bot be able to post stuff like this? Unless you mean some kind of media corporation, in which case no, it's just me, Ilya again, although I'm sure my PR department is fucking UNREAL

Unless you meant like, Skynet or something, in which case let me draw your attention again to my PR department, which must be fucking UNREAL

It was never his to give away.

Ok, so I guess in some sense I was really just gradually working around to taking responsibility for my earlier grossly irresponsible and stupid grandstanding, so let me go on the record again and say that I probably have at least FIVE or SIX Belials here in my Edmonds, WA condo complex with me, and they .....

Literally some kind of space invader, I swear to God, just look at it (but not too hard)

>Will government cause telecommunication companies to lose revenue?
No.

And then when everyone turns around and turns green with envy and sexual desire for your manliness, it turns itself inside out and starts to look like this? I don't really know, but whatever this is it's a strong candidate for Worst Thing Ever

Time to turn to ipfs and wisp for a decentralized web. Starting with hydrus network t store our rare pepe.
We have 3 years to learn.

Holy fucking shit, I just realized something I didn't notice before

Sorry, I guess with a little more common sense it occurs to me that I should have stopped altogether with the single digit numbers and cut to the chase and said I've got like, fifty of them, in my back pocket