Why are german bedtime stories so gruesome?

OY VEY it was 6 gigillion you anti semite goy

The Pied Piper really happened

>be german
>stop eating soup
>dies

Anyone know the children cartoon show telling fucked up stories? I remember the intro was at a horror cinema With lots of insects and old tapes.. don't remember the name

Fuck Disney movies.
Literally butchering Grimms Märchen

Freaky Stories?

top kek

this too

I liked the story where lambs cut open a sleeping wolfs belly, put stones in his intestines, sow it back together and then he drowns after falling into a well

I had a picture book with german stories when I was little and I remember there being a story about a little negro with an umbrella or something.
Any chance a german here knows what i'm talking about? I really want to read that story again for nostalgia.

fuck i think i saw that stow too.
I remember being disturbed by an episode where a boy that didn't want to go to sleep got his eyelids taken away or another episode where a fatass kid first got teleported into a television and then got turned into chips wich his parent put in the refrigerator because they tought he was out on a walk. fucked up shit

That one was also in der Struwwelpeter
de.wikisource.org/wiki/Der_Struwwelpeter/Die_Geschichte_von_den_schwarzen_Buben

you know how yanks tell their kids that if they misbehave then Santa will only leave you a lump of coal for Christmas?
well... the Germans tell there kids that this cunt called 'Black Peter' or KKRAMPUS' will literally come to your house, put you in a bag and then drown your sorry ass in a lake.

pic related. its him... KRAMPUS

Thanks,man

damn forgot about that one.
didn't know (((Struwwelpeter))) was multicultural propaganda

>a boy who won't sit still at dinner accidentally knocks all of the food onto the floor, to his parents' great displeasure.

That's pretty fucked up.

What's your favorite? I think Der Eisenhans is GOAT.

WHY DID HE DO THAT

Eh the name changes alot depending on the area.
We had "Knecht Ruprecht" who would just beat you up with his rod if you weren't a good kid.
You know the moral of that story is pretty straightforward and classic.
But you tell me what the fuck this one is trying to tell me
de.wikisource.org/wiki/Der_Struwwelpeter/Die_Geschichte_vom_wilden_Jäger
Das tapfere Schneiderlein

youtu.be/1WEVhF372XE

Those stories were meant to teach children manners.

10 kleine Negerlein someone?

Is all austrian media german-controlled? Why even bother being a separate country?

Blame Bismarck

I've often wondered this. Think it is a Prussian thing.

I blame habsburg

Can confirm, we prussians love control and order, which is where all germans gain that reputation from.

Because there's proneness to sadism among the Germans. It's very similar to Russia. It's like Germans are being constantly humiliated by affluent people and then they feel the need to either rebel or unleash their frustration on others. Simple mechanism

Parents were mpre busy back in the day. We didn't have time to gond your dav cartoon on netflix and warm up some pizza pockets then fiddle diddle on our phones. Nigga, we had to chop down trees and catch fish. We had to tend to the crops and dry that shit out. We didn't have time to do no tendin' to your learnin'. Shit nigga stop picking your ass or the anus demon will come and stick his demonic horn up your ass. Guess what? Little nigga stopped picking his ass. If you dont put your toys away bruce jenner will come toss your salad. Guess what? Little nigga put his toys away. If dont eat all your porridge a black fellow from africa will come fuck mami. Guess what...lil nigga never finished his porridge.

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsche_Nationalhymne

"Die Melodie stammt aus dem Lied Gott erhalte Franz, den Kaiser, das Joseph Haydn 1796/1797 in Wien zu Ehren des römisch-deutschen Kaisers Franz II. komponierte (Hob XXVIa:43) und das später auch als österreichische Kaiserhymne gesungen wurde."

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zehn_kleine_Negerlein

"Das Lied Zehn kleine Negerlein geht auf das amerikanische Lied Ten Little Injuns von Septimus Winner (1827–1902) aus dem Jahr 1868 zurück."

allright

>we prussians love control and order
I wonder how genuine is that love considering the fact that there was a commie revolution in Germany, Hitler himself was anti-monarchist socialist and after the war commies and leftists took over. Seems like Germans see strict order as burdensome

overthrowing the prussian monarchy was kind of the point of that revolution

Oke, aber das erkärt immernoch nicht warum sogut wie alles im österreichischen fernsehen aus deutschland stammt

hdaustria.at/blog/teletest-2015/

I had a huge book full of stories as a kid, I remember the first time I saw that fucking picture. Terrified the shit out of me, threw the book out.

They needed horrific stories about dead children to force German kids to grow the fuck up quickly despite their smothering parents.

Look at what happens when they don't read to their kids anymore.

Consider the following: Grimm Brothers' stories were considerably softened from originals.

>skiing is literally the most watched sport
God damn, we're such a meme country

If Habsburg had won at Königgrätz I'd have been Großdeutschland.

>hdaustria.at/blog/teletest-2015/
oh schau, die meisten sender sind deutsch

I like the one where those kids make fun of the moor and get dipped in ink

maybe.
but german/american/almost every police in the world uses Glock pistols

Red Bulls Globaler Marktanteil: 70 Prozent

Not going to look up wintertourism, especially not Arlberg, Ischgl, Sölden etc.

StG 77 being used by almost every middle eastern authority, other european special forces.

And, oh yeah, what´s with Swarovski, Jacques Lemans, Porsche motors, Rochelt...

Careful m8, that stuff could blow up in your face

>Red Bull
That company managed to make Hoffenheim look popular in comparison

Wasnt there one like, someone slept shirtless and a bunch of spiders dug into his chest?

the old football argument?

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_der_olympischen_Medaillengewinner_aus_Österreich

Oh its you again.

Heres your (you) for this thread.

It's not a good bedtime story unless somebody dies.
Also, you forgot the story where Sankt Nikolaus puts three boys into an inkpot for making fun of a negro

Even christmas in Deutschland is pretty gruesome.

It sounds like itd me easier to just kill him by cutting him open

That's not christmas.
That's Nikolaustag

BEADY

Germans have these weird fetish for dark things

It´s probably because their ancestors grew up in dark forests.

At the moment, the remnants of these ancestors are being replaced with darker skinned desert people

Relevant to Cred Forums
cs.cmu.edu/~spok/grimmtmp/175.txt

Beady eyed Anglo BLOOD detected

Also nice story: cs.cmu.edu/~spok/grimmtmp/030.txt

Because the German race is autistic.

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I always liked the last pages, they were comfy as fuck

He's should've been good.

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Do you guys think, in general, Germanic people are darker than other ethnic groups? In terms of entertainment, lifestyle, etc.
>inb4 darkskinned joke

Our numbers are SWELLING day by day, little ARYANS.

Whilst yours are dwindling - cut down by the WHIRRING CENTRIFUGAL STEEL-GAUZE SHREDDERS at the refinery.

Looks like we have won AGAIN!

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>Posting the fake one.

I liked this book as a kid,
I especially liked the one where the no chin faggot falls into the creek cause he's gazin at poofta clouds and catches pneumonia

>It's a German Turk and British Paki larp as Anglo and Aryans episode

The Eternal Anglo still twisting facts to make Germans look bad.

I had that exact same book as a kid kek

Because Germans used to be manly

Same reason Victorian kids books are all about sudden death: kids died before they were 10 years old a lot in the olden days, and stories like these were to scare them into being good Christians.

If you could die at a moment's notice and you weren't "good to go" in God's merciful gaze, you'd end up in Hell. So buck up and be good little Christians, kids. There's worse things in death than falling into rivers and drowning if you end up in the wrong place.

But Saint Nicholas is Father Christmas...

WE WUZ GERMANS

There is no "Father Christmas" you dirty prot

It's basically the story of the"Viejo de la bolsa" or old man with the bag he also kidnapped children but he basically makes you work in his farm as a slave

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He's based on Saint Nic. Why is your drawing of Santa so evil?

And you said is Saint Nic...

Is this one of those gruesome bedtime story?
youtube.com/watch?v=pu9K2TCON58

That's not Sankt Nikolaus.
That's Knecht Ruprecht/Krampus/etc.
He's the guy who goes around with Nikolaus and punishes bad kids.

That one is one of my favorites as well.

>Rumpelstiltskin
>Man states his daughter can turn straw into gold (make worthless things valuable)
>king confiscates her and commands her to do it
>small, big nosed imp (jew) shows up demanding her firstborn child if he can turn straw into gold (banking usury allegory for debt slavery maintained through generations)
>she can only be free if she names him (the jew)
>she names him and he kills himself (she names the jew)

Old German fairy tails were redpilled

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My mother used to read me Struwwelpeter and Max und Moritz. I really loved these books for some reason.

Are they any good Jewish bedtime stories apart from the holocaust ?

Dirty Anglo BLOOD

The Aryan race will smash you!

These are the same person

Are Germans the ones that believe Saint Nic runs around and beats kids with sticks at Christmas time. I believe he also stuffs them in a bag.

If not, It's probably Spain or Italy.

Fear is the most powerful way to teach children about real world issues, like the refugee crisis or not to eat poisonous shit.

No it's the guy that goes around together with Saint Nic.

youtube.com/watch?v=NYdpte1W0vk

I think this is where I heard it from. Cool stuff, though.

Well, allegedly we also made Jew-soap and lampshades, so maybe we're just creative? Maybe it's our twisted sense of humour?

Of course you know they did laboratory tests on that lampshade and soap and found it to be nothing but ordinary sheep skin and animal-fat soap.

>a boy who won't sit still at dinner accidentally knocks all of the food onto the floor, to his parents' great displeasure.
>great displeasure.
>displeasure.
Gruesome and shocking.

>putting chips in the refrigerator

They really frowned that day, my friend

>not Dream Hunter Rem

We speak superior language.

HOL'UP

To get to the other side

Anglos vs Aryans was my favourite game at school!

Time for a hot refreshing drink of ARYAN blood.

Watchu be saiyan

English tales are nice as well:

Robin O'Bobin
The big-bellied Hen,
Ate more victuals
Than threescore men;
A cow and a calf,
An ox and a half,
A church and a steeple,
And all the good people.
And yet he complain'd
That his belly wasn't full.

What's a hen

/thread

Smelly dumb Anglo scum

Heilarious

youtube.com/watch?v=1QERWm-V1CQ

PURE.FUCKING.TERROR

Grizzly tales for gruesome kids. Great anglo tv show.

underated