Brit/pol/ - Hwhites edition

English is obviously the best language. English is the first global lingua franca. English is the language of the future. English is an official language in countries on all six permanently inhabited continents. The English language has the most books, the most films, the most songs, the most science publications, arguably the most speakers (ahead of even Mandarin if people who know only a few words of English are counted), it is the official language of both the sea (i.e. Seaspeak) and the sky (i.e. Airspeak) and it will someday become humanity's universal language of space (de jure or otherwise). English was also the first language spoken by humans on another world besides Earth (i.e. the Moon). Arabic, French, Russian, Spanish and Mandarin cannot compete with the linguistic leadership of English.

Kill Yourself

Did they fuck?

Britain has influenced humanity in many profound ways, such as the Industrial Revolution, the creation of the television, the creation of the computer, the creation of the World Wide Web, the scientific method, the creation of the telephone, Newtonian physics, free-market economics, parliamentary democracy, Cadbury chocolate, the spreading of English as a global language, the creation of the United States of America (the world's sole superpower) by rebellious British colonists, all clock-time on Earth being based on Greenwich Mean Time, the Enlightenment and the creation of many modern sports. Also:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Americans#American_cultural_icons

"* The Declaration of Independence is a creation of British Americans.

* The Constitution of the United States is a creation of British Americans.

* The American Bill of Rights is a creation of British Americans.

* The American system of government: a Constitutional Republic with a separation of executive, legislative, and judicial powers is a creation of British Americans.

* Most American Presidents, Senators, and Congressman, Governors and Ivy League University Presidents have been British Americans."

Woesy is based.

Don't be obtuse, America is a part of the Anglosphere and you know it.

lads...

>ny bomber identified
>It doesnt appear to be a white christian male
Reminder that snarky cunts tell us reality has a liberal bias.

Why don't >we support the BNP again? I forgot lads

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Americans

"Using the self reported 2010 census figures British Americans are the largest European ancestry group of all. However, this figure is likely a serious undercount, as a large proportion of Americans of British descent have a tendency (since the introduction of a new 'American' category in the 2000 census) to identify as simply Americans or if of mixed European ancestry, identify with a more recent and differentiated ethnic group. Eight out of the ten most common surnames in the United States are of British origin."

Does anyone have a subscription to ft.com?

There's an article they have today with the title "Cautious Hammond argues against Brexit clean break", but you need a subscription to view it. Can't find the article anywhere else online, apart from what might be the first line of it, "Philip Hammond, chancellor, has emerged as a key advocate for maintaining Britain’s status as an open economy with close links to Europe after Brexit".

If anyone has access to the article I'd be very interested to hear his words. If he's saying what the title suggests, then this coupled with Theresa May's very precise wording when she said that the public voted for Brexit "so that we could have SOME control of EU immigration", tells me that they're almost certainly going to keep us in the single market. We might get some special status but they're not going to take us out. They are going to try and fuck us.

>dude smoking in a dark room for aesthetics lmao

He's qt though. I like short guys. Plus he has a sexy accent.

The way he takes himself so ultra-seriously is part of the charm desu. I'll take sincere autism over le smirking irony routine everyone else does

>Neet sister texted me to let me know Farage is going to be on Loose Women tomorrow

Fucking hell, lads. I feel sorry for him.

Why are there so many frogs in this thread?

It's the split thread. Real one is here.

He's been on before and done quite well

I made it at the same time by mistake you nonce, I didn't split it on purpose. Why not just use the thread now it's moving?

Let the banter rape begin.

youtube.com/watch?v=rrNbLBS1D2Q

Post tits

WRONG MOITHERFUCKER!

We kicked their ass in the American independence war and they lost their larger possession. They could be as powerful than the 10 other strongest countries by now and they are even more pitiful than us.

I remember one of those tards got paid to get her tits out for some paper.

this one has more replies switch to other when hit limit

This is the real thread right?

Fantisctic points.... and then.....

>Cadbury chocolate

He's not.

Because tfw people didn't use my proper thread after I made the effort of moving my hands in order to make it. Why? Does everyone hate me?

l-link?

No.

>The National Socialist Party has become the board. What you have inherited from your oldfags, you must lurk before you can post. The most precious memes in this board though are its own shitposters. And for these shitposters and for the sake of these memes, we have to struggle and fight. And never tire; and never weaken; and never give up; and never despair. Long live our memes, long live our shitposters, long live our shitposter empire. Praise kek!
youtube.com/watch?v=YcQr2hnf1aU

I love his hangouts, so bad he doesn't make many more.

Got a link for that m8?

the cadburys cream eggs though..

>spent all morning looking for the interview that Nigel mentioned during his final speech
I've e-mailed someone who supposedly has all Meridian news broadcasts archived so hopefully they'll get back to me. I couldn't find the footage on Youtube or through Google either sadly.

If I get a response or am eventually directed to where I can find the footage, I'll upload it to Youtube for you boys.

lifeissavage.com/2010/09/21/x-factor-sucker-punch-girl-goes-topless-you-cant-unsee-this/

It's terrible, but they're you go

I feel like the kid who invited everyone to his birthday, but they all went to a random party next door instead, and now I'm sitting all alone in my party hat.

Fuck me, I meant "They're terrible, but here you go"

Think I'm retarded

Oh learned man down under
Tell me do you know?
How may words from la langue française
In our own tongue also flow?

...

kek

Was Plato the first red pilled person lads???

>Implying that Cadbury doesn't make god-tier chocolate

order-order.com/2016/09/19/mass-debate-japanese-nerd-porn-libdem-conference/

LIB DEMS WILL MAKE YOUR WAIFU REAL

>The party has published a policy document calling for laws to be softened on extreme animé porn known as “hentai“, the Japanese word for “perverted“.

No, there were others before him.

Hail Britain

...

Please provide examples

Are you MW?

Any of you cunts had a wisdom tooth removed? Whats the pain like and how much do you think this will cost?

Why is your country so full of nonces?

Moses

>inb4 he did not exist

I've had all four of my wisdom teeth removed while under general anesthesia and felt only minor pain for a few days after the surgery. I don't know how much it cost because my mother paid for it.

You didn't even hold onto Canada and now your major city has lost its status as a romantic paragon of high European culture and is a third world shithole where French girls get raped in their attempts to get brown dick.

Does a person have to exist to be red pilled?

...

Opinions on Diane James?

You'll be pretty sore for a few days and have to live off soup and noodles, cost about £60 on the NHS when I had one out last year.

Needs more time to establish her position since she was in damage control mode for Carswell last I saw.

...

cheers lads

Hard to fill are niges boots, gotta give her time. Feeling very uneasy about UKIP though, think tories might wipe out labor before they do

They don't any more desu, ever since the yanks bought them they've been a bit shit
Mars makes better chocolate than Cadburys now

David.

>Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

>But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

>And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

>The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.

>Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

>For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish.

Easter is fucking shite now that Creme eggs taste awful

started getting /fit/ so I can join the navy in a few months lads
few questions
> I only have GCSE's, what ratings would you rec for someone who would like to get into something like cyber security but does not want to be stuck in an office all day?
>whats the deal with syria rn? would I be deployed anywhere near that shithole?
>will my fellow cadets laugh at my backne ;__;
Thanks

...

>Going into net sec
>Doesn't want to be in an office all day

>Pick one

I like her.

That's the thing, i'd like to do something like that but I also want to shoot pirates while in korea or some shit
All the ratings sound cool but it's hard to pick one

>I only have GCSE's, what ratings would you rec for someone who would like to get into something like cyber security but does not want to be stuck in an office all day?
You're not very well going to be doing IT stuff from an attack helicopter over enemy terrain.

>whats the deal with syria rn? would I be deployed anywhere near that shithole?
Possibly. But you would be on a ship, so...

>will my fellow cadets laugh at my backne ;__;
Yes.

Sorry to break it to you but life isn't rarely that fun
If you want to be the l33t's hax0r there ever was you basically have to start now and not stop till someone else asks you to fix a serious problem

If you want to shoot pirates I suggest you take up role playing, if you want to be of some use to your country then enlist in the marines. If you do want to die in a foreign shithole then join the Met Special Forces

Going to see my GP later to get my next dose of SSRIs and tell him I'm gonna do CBT

Who /depressed but trying/ here?

>Vile neo-Nazi gang set up 'whites only' food bank on streets of Glasgow

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/vile-neo-nazi-gang-set-8866054

GOOD LADS

*Dont want to die

Lads, I've got an internship at an investment bank, and they've given me a fucking scholarship to do PPE

Am I becoming a member of the establishment?

scots are more racist than Cred Forums thinks

t. Scotsman

lel I know but whatever
So if either of you guys are in the navy, what ratings would you rec that I can choose from?
It's really really hard to choose

Well you will certainly make bank, just think of the influence and karens you can buy.

Not Navy so I cannot say

t. IT fag that seriously considered joining the police force

my (as of a few weeks back) ex got me to do CBT and see mental health people. Then she left me and i stopped going, now i just drink a bit too much and such.

To be honest i felt like going with the whole "stiff upper lip" shit because the woman doing the help just drove me insane, patronising etc etc

You should do it man.

>investment bank

Hello Shlomo

keep at it m9, don't turn into one of the sad fucks who just posts on here about how they hate themselves all the time

It is terrible though.

>I only have GCSE's, what ratings would you rec for someone who would like to get into something like cyber security but does not want to be stuck in an office all day?

You will need a degree for what you're talking about, fucknuts. It can either be in comp sci (from a reputable place - not fucking Huddersfield) or in mathematics, but you are never, ever going to get the kind of job you're describing without a degree.

Christopher Halliwell

Top lad

Become Shkreli.

I do sometimes do that when I feel down

Had one out under local. The only painful bit was the injection as the needle touches your root nerve and stuff, I very nearly lost my composure at that. The actual tooth pulling is brutal, they just lever it out with big metal tools. Didn't hurt much though and gave me no trouble afterwards. Was eating fine very quickly.

Obviously but certain ratings gravitate towards I.T stuff and as such would be good experience if I were to study cyber security after the navy, given that they help pay for education and other things
Are you feeling ok today?

What do you lads think of short women? I've always found them oddly attractive and I don't know why

I have been since dropping out of uni. Got stuck in a bad routine, gave basically. 24th birthday coming up and I'm feeling motivated to sort myself out now, just a case of channeling that energy in to something productive.

An aussie user gave me some advice yesterday of writing long term/short term goals on a board to focus on. Decided to try it. I do need to go get on some sort of therapy course but Ive had no real success with CBT in the past, it's very generalised and a little patronising. Might just try and get myself to group sessions, will probably do me some good to get some more social perspective.

Good luck, user. We all need it.

Pretty much doing the exact same thing later though dunno what's going on with the CBT, got referred somewhere and saw some shrink but they were well fucking vague about the next step, getting irritated by it.

That said I got a tax rebate on the weekend of £70 so gonna set that aside for a few months of gym membership, I figure exercise will help with the anxiety and shit.

I'm 6'6 and I have been around some really short women, I would feel weird if I was fucking them though given the height difference.

People let off phenomenons out of the top of their heads. If you are a small women then a tall (or even average hight) guy then when a women is hitting on you, you will receive a more direct phenomenal resource from a short women compared to a taller one. Is makes it more apparent to you when a smaller women is hitting on you, making short women in turn more attractive.

That and they make you tiny dick look bigger by comparison.

youtube.com/watch?v=2EXsVfiFbp8
This guy is fucking amazing.
I'm not smart enough to know whether he is good or bad, or right or wrong, but seeing someone who has the personality of a basement-dweller make a name for himself in the corporate world is amazing.

I was in love with a 4'11" girl

Thanks user. Good luck to you too.

>I figure exercise will help with the anxiety and shit.

I've been doing a bit of exercise and physical work lately. It does feel pretty good. I'm definitely stronger. Can't say it helps hugely though you might.

I'm all for them. 145 - 150 cm is perfect height for a girl.

Cenk from the Young Turks SMASHES Nigel Farage's credibility in AMAZING rant against UKIP

youtube.com/watch?v=p_rLw0H6lII

I'd want a gf only slightly shorter than me at 5'10".

Cenk is such a faggot

Wow, there is such an astounding amount of fucking idiocy in this video I don't know where to start.

Why do Americans have the compulsion to make comment on things they don't even bother to know anything about?

i couldn't get more than 2 mins in. He doesn't even have the first bit of knowledge of our system.

Can we not get more Alex Jones invasions? That was amazing.

Actually can someone just post more of Cenk getting owned by anyone on ANY topic

Cenk clearly doesnt understand how UK politics work.

>5th July

>tfw you try to debate but you have autism

he chimps out in the presence of the huwhite man

youtube.com/watch?v=cCCE2aSmxUk

What an absolute mong, do these people do any fucking research before they upload this rubbish.

I'm sort of attracted to short girls but I think it's because I have low self-esteem and a poor image of myself.

Most short girls seem to be cunts, honestly, but I have met a fair few taller girls who were far nicer people that I just didn't have the balls to go anywhere with it. Really I think I just feel way out of my league with any girl who isn't verging on dwarf status.

I'm butchering these sentences today. It's been a long weekend.

La grande classe des Britbongs...

thesun.co.uk/news/1810577/chaotic-scenes-across-the-uk-as-britains-students-hit-the-town-for-the-start-of-freshers-week/

Kek Iktf. I want to get into politics but I'm too awkward.

Autism Party when?

There's a tall girl (about 5'11") that's quite nice and quiet at my uni. She laughed at something I said once, which is rare for me. Maybe I'll talk to her when I next see her. Just hope she hasn't already decided I'm a quiet weirdo though.

Just signed on the dole lads.

Get them NEETbux son. You're a true Cred Forumsack now

Do any of you lads speak any languages other than English?

You in 3 months...

youtu.be/RTDoM0YLhAg

>Having to sign on

Christ, I'd rather disable myself before having to go the local jobcentre each fortnight.

Oui moi, Nigel...pourquoi?

Mars is well shite though.

I try to learn languages on duolingo and give up interest after about 3 days

>Bouchard

Lel she vanished off the face of the earth

>Lel she vanished off the face of the earth

Elle a seulement quelques problemes familiaux, Nigel...rien de graves...

Talk to her. Don't assume she thinks you're a weirdo just because the conversation is inevitably awkward. Unless she outright says it or makes it extremely obvious then don't let your self-defeating thoughts get the better of you. In all likelihood it will be awkward but it won't all be your fault.

And if she turns out to be a complete cunt you can just come here, vent and move on.

Got an A in GCSE French
Pretty sure it was marked wrong though, did no work and bullshitted my essay and speaking test
Bit of German and Latin from year 8 and 9
Can read a bit of Welsh from living there but can't speak it at all, Welsh grammar is utterly fucked

Ah I wanted to practice my French.

Tu peux parler Francais couramment? Tu es un Quebecois ou avez-vous apprendre le francais?

I worked out yesterday I could be making more money if I signed on if I take everything in to account. It probably wouldn't be a bad move for me.

>Corbychev said he planned to purge Tom Watson if he won the leadership election
Labour are top-tier entertainment.
Momentum have literally taken over Bristol as well, what a fucking state to be in.

I love short girls, cute as fug tbqh

wtf i`m an armenian genocide denier now

It`s not worth it, you`ll have to walk around with spackers and blacks coughing all over everything.

I won't make it that far anyway.

>Turn that bloody phone off
Top kek

Ich spreche ein Bisschen Deutsch.

I can read and translate most things, writing for myself is harder, and speaking harder still.

my ex was a size 4-6 girl at 5ft4. Was my idea of perfect.

was in bristol saturday. It's all shitty except for a few streets. Nice spoons though.

Gtfo with that nazi shit :)

>u peux parler Francais couramment? Tu es un Quebecois ou avez-vous apprendre le francais?

Je suis Québécois pur laine...j'adore lamusique du UK mais déteste votre monarchie et politiques, tu comprends?

youtu.be/p1s3ugUIlBw

I hate Bristol, full of wannabe Londoners.

it felt like Diet-Brighton. Mate was in that team GB try out thing though so i went.

SIEG
ODER
CHAOS

KAPITULIEREN - NIEMALS!

When I left college it was when the rescission had peaked, I didn't see the point of going to university that had just become 9 grand and companies where employing cheaper foreign labour. I couldn't even get a job cleaning toilets even though I had 3 A levels and 13 GCSE's behind me. Worst 9 months of my life.

youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw

Ah. Pure laine = Pure FC.

Je comprends que beaucoup de gens dans Quebec n'aiment pas la monarchie mais je ne said pas porquois. la monarchie ne fait rien...

What you doing now?

>Momentum have literally taken over Bristol as well

What's this?

Wonder if that "Labour insider" on here last night is still around

Languages aside from English are banned except on Cred Forums.

Cease and desist.

Pas juste la monarchie Brits...la monarchie en général...Diriger sur le sang et la descendance en 2016 est completement ridicule...meme si c'est juste un pouvoir cosmétique...

I fancy writing some smut lads. Give me two brit/pol/ related people to write smut about and I will.

YKTD and Karen

Working as a technical brewer, which is honestly the best job.

youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10

Best advice to you is to try to get into the navy and work your way to a coastal patrol position. From there you can probably get a job in Jamaica blasdting around the islands in a dinghy fishing and diving in crystal clear aters while confiscating drugs from hapless smugglers.

I'm not writing about YKTD.

Royal Mail is 500 years old
Wew

Who was the insider?

I'm an executive borough councillor so know some things if you have any qs.

Karen and Nige
I love my postman, he's such a nice guy and makes sure we know it's him at the door, leaves things where we want. Gave him some of our home grown veggies. Such a nice guy.

Just read it in The Times, Momentum are backing Corbychev so they can purge the party, I don`t think Corbyn even really wants to be where he is right now.

Hitchens and Mogg

>Doesn't like the current situation with immigration and multiculturalism in Britain
>Glorifies Churchill, the war criminal who made that very situation inevitable
Are all Brits born this retarded?

Bill Oddie and Kate Humble.

C'est pas vrai. Prouvez autrement. Autrement vous etes un negre.

>Karen and Nige
Nige is a married man.

Don't postmen work for the Post Office? Or what's the difference, logistically?

>held hostage by his own brownshirts
The greatest pantomime of them all!

Fak u

Je suis d'accord, en principe, il ne devrait pas être une monarchie mais j'aime Queen Elizabeth. Elle est géniale. Mais oui, je n'aime pas Monarchies.

Je pense que quand on devient indépendant, vous pouvez devenir une république :)

Ok, smut about Karen and Nige coming up.

I don't know that much about Karen though so I'll have to watch some of her anime. Can anyone give me a brief description of what Karen's Character is like?

wew

i thought it was royal mail, he has a royal mail buggy.

lewd.

i can't, i don't care about karen posters but i know lots of people would.

has to be every day now.

Slag

>commie
>not wanting to be great leader and purge the party

>C'est pas vrai. Prouvez autrement. Autrement vous etes un negre.

Grande menace Nigel...sérieusement, la monarchie est un gouffre économique ridicule pour n'importe quel pays.

independent.co.uk/news/people/queens-birthday-how-much-does-elizabeth-ii-cost-the-uk-compared-to-other-european-monarchs-a6994106.html

Jesus, I feel sorry for the lads on the dole here now.

Actually no, fuck Karen and Nige, I'd rather write about two real people. Nige is fine.

First reply to this post that has two REAL brit/pol/ related people 1 man 1 woman will have smut written about them.

What, really?

>Je pense que quand on devient indépendant, vous pouvez devenir une république :)

Un petit Nigel qui comprends...incroyable...

kinmosa.wikia.com/wiki/Karen_Kujō

A quick summary.

He's an old man who's never held a leadership position even in his tiny hard-left clique. Imagine your tired grandad working 40 years in some office then being randomly made CEO just when he's about to retire. McDonnell is the one who actually wants it.

That lad Jack from last night and Diane Abbott

Mais aussi le systeme. Tu prefere un systeme comme l'etats unis? Tu rappelles la crise constitutionnelle dans Australie?

Red Don just wants the fucking blairites out, starting with Alistair Campbell.

Joining the army lads,

Can't decide between Royal Regiment Of Scotland or Scots Guards.

What do you lads think?

the faggot patrol lmao

Oh fuck, I've got an idea on how to make that work.

Ok, here we go. part 1 coming up soon

>McDonnell is the one who actually wants it.
>Americans on British politics
Fucking stupid opinion you have there m8

Dear Ms May

Please activate Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty soon.

> Or UKIP gets the X in the ballet box

Thank you.

P.S. Enjoy New York, check out the sights and see you back later.

Best wishes
UKIP Supporter

>u prefere un systeme comme l'etats unis?

Le principe des USA est parfait...l'éxécution est horrible...les deux parties sont diriger et financer exclusivement par des Juifs Sionistes ce qui donne une main mise d'Israel sur les États-Unis...

Tuez vous meme.

Les republiques sont plus chere.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210323/Obama-family-costs-taxpayers-1-4BILLION-year.html

Les monarchies achetent elles-memes avec crown estates ou tourisme etc. Vous etes encore un negre.

Alright lads, I need a haircut and I can get pretty much anything done (hairs gotten pretty fuckin long) what are some /fa/shy haircuts that don't look autistic

nothing too obvious because the barber is a kebab

Get a bowl cut, mate, or a sweet mullet.

>Un petit Nigel qui comprends...incroyable...

:D

J'adore Quebec mais Je visité à montréal. Que s'est-il passé? J'ai entendu le racisme est plus important au Québec. Pouvez vous confirmer? Il y a beaucoup d'immigrants musulmans et noirs??

This

Fucking Yanks I swear to god. They often have this sort of aloof ignorance of other countries that they presume to comment on that's pretty annoying.

that's not genie you fucking blasphemer

C'est vrai mais Mais je ne pense pas que le Canada ne sera jamais une republique. La plupart des gens ne se intéressent pas et ca serait trop cher.

>Les monarchies achetent elles-memes avec crown estates ou tourisme etc.
Crown estate has barely anything to do with the monarchy you shit eating pleb. There's a couple of articles that reserve a small part of the estate for certain uses by the monarchy. But the estate is not itself the monarchy.

Tourists mostly come for the buildings and crap like that too.

rt.com/uk/359863-national-action-food-bank/
>the comments

Which of you did this?

i'm thinking of getting this in the coming days.

>Les monarchies achetent elles-memes avec crown estates ou tourisme etc.

Hon hon Nigel...pauvre petit goy naif...
Une république dirige a chaque jour, la reine d'Angleterre ne fait rien a part sourir imbécilement et boire son thé a 4pm...

well, similar, a little less shaved on the sides

Short back and sides but with a longish diagonal-cut fringe. Done right it enables you to look businesslike but edgy, which is the perfect 21st century cut, you can access everything.

wow man flawless google translate buddy

Vous ne gangez jamais l'independence. Allez vous revez. Et faites vous l'homage a votre propre dame liege rebel scum.

your french is awful

What`s the point of having a haircut if it`s like that?

>J'ai entendu le racisme est plus important au Québec. Pouvez vous confirmer? Il y a beaucoup d'immigrants musulmans et noirs??

Tu parle de la ville de Québec? Si oui, la ville de Québec est 95 % blanches pur laines et aiment ca comme celi...

People go on holiday you know. Why do you think Corbyn is more high-energy than Big Mac? You can find lots of articles talking about McDonnell giving him confidence at key moments.

So a shit hitler youth?

>that's not genie you fucking blasphemer

Je pense que je la connais mieux que toi, Kevin...

>Vous ne gangez jamais l'independence. Allez vous revez. Et faites vous l'homage a votre propre dame liege rebel scum.

Im english u dumbass.

not everyone has super short hair.

Let's people know your bumhole is open for dicks.

This is almost exactly like mine. Brit/pol called it autistic though.

>You can find lots of articles talking about McDonnell giving him confidence at key moments.
Holy shit I've never heard something more Yankie.

just let it grow m8, join the filth wizard crew

Who let the Quebec niggers in?

Me neither, but I prefer to have a longer wait until my next haircut.

m8 it's already woman tier and i want to look presentable

>Vous ne gangez jamais l'independence.

Avec l'overflow d'immigrants qui sont tous pro-Canada, tu as probablement raison...pareil, je m'en fous...je vais toujours continuer a etre un Canadien qui pense que le Canada est le Québec indépendant, pas la bitch du UK...

>Tu parle de la ville de Québec? Si oui, la ville de Québec est 95 % blanches pur laines et aiment ca comme celi...

Je comprends la montreal est cucked et le racisme augmente au Quebec. C'est vrai? Je crois comprendre qu il y a racisme dans la ville de Quebec aussi.

Je ne veux pas quebec pour devenir paris

>Who let the Quebec niggers in?

Je rentre ou je veux Nigel...comme les Pakies...

youtu.be/fA6XcyXsxXU

100 years ago my great great grandfather was killed on the Somme, this shit is common place.

Why is there French writing in this thread?

hon hon je voudrais un baguette

But Canada is less white than the UK.

Dirty Canadians we forgot to genocide.

>Je comprends la montreal est cucked et le racisme augmente au Quebec. C'est vrai? Je crois comprendre qu il y a racisme dans la ville de Quebec aussi.
>Je ne veux pas quebec pour devenir paris

MTL est une ville de négros, sans blague...c'est Haiti central...MTL est sale, Québec est propre, MTL: est violente, Québec est sécuritaire, etc...

I was actually googling for a link and found a much more interesting article: life.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/why-labours-next-great-battle-could-be-corbyn-vs-mcdonnell/

Can I prove my Britishness in some way?

t. fijian

express.co.uk/news/world/712125/Angela-Merkel-admits-regrets-open-door-migrant-policy

Who /right wing momentum/ here?

I think there is a real opening here, learning from the failings of the EDL and bizarrely the cucking of the YMCA. Back in the tail end of the Victorian era muscular Christianity came about and married health and Atheleticism, masculinity and Christianity and found large success in Europe and America.

I think there is a place for this sort of thing in the modern era, men need to be mobilised and some new organisation really needs to grasp onto this.

A right wing momentum could really work, I think it could blend muscular Christianity ideas into it too with maybe masking the Christian aspects of it and push the values rather than the scripture in order to make it more accessible. It would also be wise to promote and incorporate mental health into these ideas as nowadays these hit men pretty hard.

Some eclectic ideas and concepts but I can see them clicking together in my head.

>right wing political grassroots movement
>promotes Christian values, good mental and physical health
>sports bro
>promote and re establish men's community and bonding and marry this with politics

>tfw no pre-ww1 semi-minarchist Britain
JUST
FUCK
MY
COUNTRY
UP

Chat bitte

>But Canada is less white than the UK.

Nigel...le maire de fuckin London est un musulman, arrete d'etre drole...

youtu.be/FP4p4V0xLNU

Grow a beard, get some meme thick rim glasses and tie it up in a bun
Infiltrate the hipsters and bone their slags

Answer this - when does the DFS sale start and end?

>Fucking Yanks
He's literally a Turk. They're called that for a reason.

La reine peut faire touts les choses d'un president. Seulement elle n'as aucun puissnace sur vous ou moi. Presidents pouvent etre un negre islamique tous le jour, chaque jour. Et vous n'pouvez pas faire rien. La reine serais blanc et chretienne toujours. Je ne voudrais pas President Khan a Buckingham Chateau svp. Ou quelques autres negres. Jamais.

>google translate
Pas besoin. Je comprends francais assez bien merci.

What is this meme?

Tu veux chatte de garcon?

What's the point? We don't bully other little islands and continents of brown people anymore. Seems boring.

i need to get /fit/ again. I'm by no means fat, i have decent arms too. i just could stand to lose a couple of pounds.

Since becoming single i've drank and dorito'd my way to losing my abs.

I play squash twice a week but i think i need to up my game

i'd suggest all here do too, it does make you feel better.

>MTL est une ville de négros, sans blague...c'est Haiti central...MTL est sale, Québec est propre, MTL: est violente, Québec est sécuritaire, etc...

Quebec = Quebec city?

>La reine serais blanc et chretienne toujours.

Je déteste la Chrétienté comme toutes les religions Sémites, Nigel...je suis Paien...

Dream job desu.

Wanted to join since I could walk really.

>UKIP supporter
>threatening to vote for UKIP
You're doing it wrong.

>Quebec = Quebec city?

Oui...

2/3 down just need the beard

t. 20 years old and still hoping

no u

DIS-GUSTING

>supporting a kebab barber

It is eternal?

*tips fedora*

My student accom has a gym on site which means I really have little excuse. Little in terms of free weights but I'm going to probably get my own.

Training with the reserves is a big one and I think everybody should do it. It's such a good thing for you in so many ways. Currently doing officer training with OTC and the banter and socials is unparalleled.

>i just could stand to lose a couple of pounds.
If that's true then it's a week of dietting and you're sorted.

More likely you're fatter than you're admitting.

>pas la bitch du UK
Vous n'etes aucun bitch. Vous etes un citizen du plus glorieus empire de histoire. Un cite signifie de merde.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37406657
>Momentum Kids says it will provide childcare to facilitate "political engagement" for single parents.
>It will also include "fun, engaging and child-friendly" political activity for youngsters.
When did Corbyn become closer to Hitler? Isn't this just going to be some kind of Hitler Youth and brainwashing kids to go vote Corbyn when they grow older?

We do it about them as well. You ever heard Brits talk about guns or racial issues over there? It's just as ignorant. Americans are just louder and more obnoxious.

Stop puppetposting

Jack hated London. The streets are about as dirty as the people. He kept his head down as a group of yardies walked past him, it was getting dark now and he didn't feel safe on his own. He heard them talking about him as they walked past, muttering to eachother about how weak he looked. He payed them no mind and hurried along, not looking for any trouble.

He played last nights events over in his mind again. "How could I have been so fucking stupid?" He thinks to himself. "Why the fuck did I think brit/pol/ would be a good place to get advice on speaking to women?"

Depressed, he sees a pub down the road. He makes a beeline for it with the intention of drowning the memory of last nights failure.

As he steps in, he gets that familiar comfort, the one only old English pubs can give. The wood panelling on the bar, the TV showing the football in the corner, the red carpet stained with years of drink being spilled all over it. This was his comfort zone.

He steps up to the bar. "pint of London Pride please."
He forks over the £3.90. "Fucking expensive for a pint." He thinks to himself. That's London though. You pay through the nose for the privilege of being in that shithole.

He takes his pint and sits in the darkest corner he can find. Jack checks his phone, no texts, no missed calls, no matches on tinder. He's not surprised.

He takes a sip on his pint. The delicious hoppy taste of English Ale cover his tongue. "At least beer will never let me down."

He puts down his pint and looks towards the bar, a large black lady has entered the pub and is at the bar ordering a water. "what's the fucking point of coming into a pub to order water" Jack thinks to himself, as he takes another sip of ale.

The lady turns around, and Jack is suddenly dumbstruck with realisation, he knows this woman, well, at least, he knows of the woman. He sees her face posted on brit/pol/ at least 5 times a day.

It's Dianne Abbot...

(Should I continue?)

i'm about 12 stone so no i'm not. I just want to trim down to visible abs again. Yeah i could do it in a week or two, i haven't started yet.

>*tips fedora*

Nigel...ces connards de Juifs ont détruit l'histoire de la France, du UK, de l'Allemagne, etc...ils nous ont fait accroire qu'ont n'avait aucune histoire avant la Chrétienté, quel blague...éduque toi un peu...

>Momentum Kids
Well this is escalating quickly.

Que pensez-vous quand une personne va a Quebec et parle anglais?

What's that go to do with Quebec city?

I was nearly convinced until that question mark...

>Vous n'etes aucun bitch. Vous etes un citizen du plus glorieus empire de histoire.

Met toi a notre place...le Commonwealth est un regroupement de nation Anglophones, le Québec étant la seul ou on parle Francais...c'est juste bizarre...je ne déteste pas le Commonwealth, je trouve juste que notre place a l'intérieur de celui ci est déplacer...

Anyone save the screencap of Jack last night

>and brainwashing kids to go vote Corbyn when they grow older?
You understand that Corbyn is not all that long for this world right? I mean he might last a while long but I wouldn't put money on another generation.

>il est paien

Next OP, please include the legend of Jack in your links:
i.imgur.com/JNgEgIo.png

Parceque Quebec est dans Canada.

INDEPENDENCE NOW.

SACRE BLEU! UNE TERRORISTE! OÚ EST MON DRAPEAU BLANC????

Il n'est pas le maire de fuckin London. C'est le maire de fuckin London ici, Jeffrey Richard de Corban Evans, 4th Baron Mountevans.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Mayor_of_London

Khan est un bureaucrat avec un nom du theatre.

>mfw the Labour Party is literally becoming NatSoc

>6'6
Are you me lad? can comfirm the fucking short women is a task and a half for tall lads like us, especially doggy. But they make for really cute gf's, mine is 5ft and she's adorable. Would definitely recommend.

>12 stone
>losing weight
>tfw a spooky skeleton is posting from you country
Time to emigrate, this is the country of the undead now I guess.

...

>Que pensez-vous quand une personne va a Quebec et parle anglais?

Cet ostie de bloke est aussi bien de dépenser sont argent...

Sérieusement, il y a une différence entre les gens qui visite et les gens qui vivent ici...si tu es un touriste, personne va te faire chier parce que tu ne parle pas Francais, si tu as l'intention de vivre a Québec...continue tes cours...

>tfw nobody cares about my story

Continue a suivre la religion de tes maitres, bon goy...

...

It's not that thin, i'm around 80kg. I thought that's about average.

La Reine est descende d'un parleur de francais, William the Conqueror. C'est pas bizarre. Franks et Anglo Saxons sont toutes les germaniques.

why is ireland in the picker, do yo have stockholms or something, there celts not anglos, THIS IS WHY THEY FORCED US TO MAKE A NI

Bon essaie, Nigel...

youtu.be/MpVi8TJ2RGw

Started cycling. Haven't given up yet despite some shit weather so I think I'm golden. Going to do some lifting soon though so I'm not T-Rex mode.

Could easily see it just becoming another distraction is the only problem. Still, better than playing video games or fapping to some degeneracy or another.

>mfw someone doesn't like doctor who

Thanx

I refuse to believe this is real

He probably has another 5 or so years in him, which is enough to get 12-13 year olds and have an effect. Though the question is, who would be the next person who would succeed Corbyn with trying to be some left wing figurehead?

can't believe the new york bomber turned out to be a muslim, lads
#shocked #prayformuslims

i'm 5'11 and a gnats bollocks, dropped down to about 74kg from 90kg or so. bit more to go

No, live in the UK. OTC or University Officer Training Corps has been around since around the turn of the century. Exists to try and get good grads into Sandhurst, or just instill a pro army attitude in professionals.

You get some pretty good civvy street quals incl. a level 5 in leadership. But mostly it's a drinking club with a gun problem. It's pretty based and the banter is like no soc otherwise at uni, plus it has its own bar and you get paid to go shoot stuff.

>William Eustace
Nice.
>ywn be that good-looking

because they never make it to the genral election, they have gotten alot of smurring, i want BNP to win, but your better off voting DUP, there the Northern Irish version of BNP. or you can always vote for the EDL

"An adult male weighs at least 200 pounds."

Il faits le transport publique et sanitation. Il n'est pas le maire kek.

>La Reine est descende d'un parleur de francais, William the Conqueror.

Brah...je crois que tu as besoin d'un petit cours d'histoire...la famille royale est Allemande...

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/queen-elizabeth-II/11693813/How-German-is-the-Queen.html

It's so obvious it was suppressed

Vous rencontre beaucoup de gens qui ne parlent pas le francais?

I used to be 75ish at 5'11". I started eating like a King and now I'm >90kg.
I look worse, but I am training for strength, not beauty, so nevermind.

>Il faits le transport publique et sanitation. Il n'est pas le maire kek.

Mais oui Nigel...comme tu veux, soit aussi délusionnels que tu veux...

Wtf you on about dude?

BTW:

Scottish independence poll:
Yes: 42% (-5)
No: 48% (+7)
(via Survation / 05 - 10 Sep)
Chgs. from 28 Jun

holy fuck

has jack ruined brit/pol/'s reputation forever?

>Vous rencontre beaucoup de gens qui ne parlent pas le francais?

Hon hon...j'ai vécu a plusieurs place au Québec...Abitibi, MTL, Appalaches...je n'ai jamais rencontrer un Anglo...sans blague...

PS:Sauf un professeur de Vancouver...

That's great, i cycle on my pub crawls with friends, kind of counter productive but we do about 10 miles or so. Squash is fucking great though.

After i get paid i'm rejoining my gym.

Nice, i just want to lose a little, i used to lift
well i don't know what to say, i'm not fat but just want to lose a little. did used to lift.

Elle est Saxon. SAXE-Coburg-Gotha, comme moi, un anglo saxon. Nous sommes aussi d'allemagne. Les franks aussi. Elle est aussi la personne plus pres en relation de William the Conqueror sur ce monde. Elle est la reine par droit.

I also have a gnats bollo... oh wait, I read that wrong. Nevermind.

***NEW THREAD***

I still don't see what her problem was.

>did used to lift.
Everyone used to lift.

I only read stories about cute girls, never in the mood for Abott tbqh

I'm a bit of a social autist so the cycling was a comfortable place to start. Want to join a club or something eventually but I've got work my way up to it, being a pathetic coward and all that.

Used to watch guys play squash when I was in school. I guess it's different when you're in there playing but it seemed almost impossible to keep track of the ball.