Is this guy the world's most incompetent terrorist?

Look at the poorly shopped out unibrow. Keks

allahu dindu

i hope he's captured alive, The CIA big guys will have some fun with his little ass.

If the Muslims are not willing to suicide bomb then they always fail. They aren't very good with strategy

We need more media coverage of this type of shit.

I guess Allahu ain't so ackbar anymore.

they just captured him. shootout and he is wounded.

Thank you for Correcting the Record!

>the second bomb was inadvertently disarmed by two nigger stealing the luggage it was inside

AYY LMAO

WE WUZ HEROS N SHIET

So, did he break Abu Hajjar's record?

Source?

Yes, Kek has offered this man 1000 rare pepes.
Praise.

Kek

TOPKEK Bong

There were also 2 somalian guys who went and tried to burn down Lars Vilks (the guy who painted Muhammed as a roundabout dog) it ended not with a house burnt down but with sever burn injuries for the somalian intelligence reserve

>Be naturalized Afghan
>Open fried chicken joint in Elizabeth
>Make money serving rowdy niggers in the middle of the night
>Get shut down by the city
>Blow up Manhattan

The Islamophobia is getting out of hand, folks

how do i scream Allah Is Dead and I am your harbinger in arabic?

This is good, Now we can connect battery terminals to his nuts and get information.

no sauce but i watched news this morning
>two friends leaving bar in the morning
>saw package alone in the platform
>took it under the bridge and saw pipe with wires
>alerted authorities

funny as shit.

Shadelay.

IT IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE.
it goes against his very nature to be violent. That is why he failed. He a good boi.

"alleged" terrorist. We do not know his motives.

>Stab 9 people.
>Everyone is out of hospital within 36 hours.

>multiple convoys of motorcycles and pickup trucks with confederate flags circle my families neighborhood
>German catholic city literally one SCSU coed rape away from warzone

...

dnainfo.com/new-york/20160919/chelsea/thieves-helped-crack-chelsea-bombing-case-sources-say

This. Trump has mob ties in New Jersey and NYC, it's the one place where he would place be able to pull this off.

law and order does not apply to blacks or muslims

So bad that not even ISIS want to take credit.

paper cuts and lemon juice works better

What information do you think this jackass has? His best credible intelligence he could probably give is that ISIS is in afghanistan. Torturing him serves only one purpose to intimidate others. However since we torture behind black sites its all just implied. We need to crucify or give him the ancient persian execution of the boats. We need to do something and do it public.

>brown muslim
>not a fucking white male

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

Why would the Tri-state Mob bring more heat on them? THey are legitimately the most "WIRED for SOUND" criminal organization in america. THey get arrested when they try to do anythng out of the ordinary.

Fucking wow.

New York city. Where thieves steal bombs and call police.

To be listening to that conversation

We seriously need a Muslim equivalent for "Dindu" at this point.

A word that sums up all of the "not a true Muslim" similar shit.

Holy fucking shit kek

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Still not satisfied with the bleachin'

>His smile and optimism: gone.

Police likely wouldn't care about petty theft in a case like this.

Look at that big, fat, hairy muslim mess.

kek

Religion of peace?

You forgot
> left fingerprints all over his work.

They knew who he was last night, that's why they pulled the car full of his family over.

>A frequent patron of the restaurant, Ryan McCann, 33, said Ahmad Rahami was friendly and did not seem outwardly angry. Rather, Mr. McCann said, he was obsessed with fast cars, specifically Honda civics custom built to race.

>Mr. Rahami wore Western clothing, hung out on the sidewalk with friends and often slipped his regular customers free food, he said.

>“He’s a very friendly guy; he gave me free chicken,” Mr. McCann said. “He was always the most friendly man you ever met.”

>he dindu nuffin
Also,
>rare flag

Maybe the real story is

>Father and brother want him to do terrorist attacks
>Kid just wants to be a fat fuck and rice some Hondas
>Forced to blow shit up
>Terrible at it

Clearly they must all go back, then -- even the "normal" ones

>5'6", 200 lbs

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

Now that's what I call Taqqiya!

when will they learn?

>didn't even use a burner phone on the bombs
What a pitiful fucking retard.

No, religion of "peas".

>5'6
>200lbs

Sounds like he needs to lay off the schwarma

It's like trump said, they arn't sending their best.

he's not mexican faggot

Most likely. It's not like they had a political agenda to begin with. Otherwise, the dad wouldn't open up a restaurant.

The forced closure of their business caused the son to reveal his true inner muslim self.

So is he happening enough to get a nickname? I'm going with Marvin the Muslim if he is

youtube.com/watch?v=z8rYotiiFP8

So were the 1993 WTC bombers.

Terrorists learn from their mistakes. The Clintons do not.

if he successfully planted multiple bombs in NYC then no, he's not an incompetent terrorist.

also he was not acting alone. Fucking stupid ass british faggot.

Obama will pardon him.

>This guy is like the Italian army of terrorism.

kek

What do you expect from low IQ subhumans.

They cant even kill people right

Also he's FAT. What a failure.

>Big Poppa Pump isn't Trump's VP
Damn shame.

'6", 200 lbs

how the fuck is that even possible?

he surely doesn't look like it

KHAAAAAN

But the that plays into their martyr bs that would make them more obligated not to be arrested and instead suicide bombing or death by cop.

We had a suicide bomber in Stockholm a few years ago who injured only himself and slowly bled to death as the police watched because nobody wanted to go near him.
They even made a song in a radio show, mocking him.