HAPPENING

He even failed to martyr himself?

You hear that, me laddos?

That's the sound of a Trump Presidency being secured.

How does he keep getting away?

I don't think they're above photoshopping pepe onto someone's shirt desu

underrated post

meme

Officer down.

Intentional?

Why is it New Jersey? Did they run out of city names?

IN CUSTODY

>The suspect appears to be a young kid wearing an oversized grey suit and a tie.

Kys faggots. These things don't help Trump because he responds like a retard when something like this happens.

Orlando shooting didn't helped him and neither will this.

twitter.com/lachlan/status/777889771330932736

You know shootings aren't newsworthy. What are they going to report on next? Stabbings?

>WATCHING US SOCIETY

>Watch 8:40-8:55

youtube.com/watch?v=d8Kv4rqR6RQ

NICE NICE NICE

go refugees, show the SJWs your gratitude

thats pretty big tbqh
they actually took one alive

Says no one gay ever. We already hated Hillary for trying to pander to us when she was against gay marriage up until it could get her votes. This will swing more voters towards him, dat gary, or berenstein.

>pepe is white nationalist terror
>kek wills it

What have we done!!

انشاء الله النصر سيكون لنا

They're not refugees. The Spics and Negroes are Immigrants. Mud loving Germany.

Gunman was captured

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

OFFICIAL Cred Forums HAPPENING THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=IUzhISwCC-I

Not really. Look at the polls after Orlando shooting and you will see that it didn't helped him.

He gave that idiotic speech after Orlando that scared away every sane person.

Can someone translate this garbage speak?

shut up, chink boy

DELETE THIS UNTIL WE DETERMINE MORE FACTS

WE NEED MORE FACTS AND MORE SURVEILLANCE

ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE

BOMBINGS ARE NOT BOMBINGS

LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN

This has been two days of an extremely weak happening.

>No deaths

>Incompetent terrorist

>Caught swiftly

Literally nothing, it's ogre.

Real version

Touched a nerve there? You'll be in stitches soon enough.

k

LMAO

>انشاء الله النصر سيكون لنا
>"Activate clock, Ahmed."

hes in custody. king nigger just finished talking about it

He's been sneaking too many bacon butties.

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

Ahmad "khandike bars" Ravioli.

Might wanna step away from that backpack.

King Muslim Nigger must be stressed he can't help his brothers or the scary Jew will destroy him and his family.

...

...

Did Obama do a Airstrike to defend him?

TOPKEK HIS FAMILY RUNS A FRIED CHICKEN RESTAURANT!!!

archive.is/QImiq

Kek. What a faggot. Can't even snackbar correctly. Kebabs btfo.

inb4 Cred Forums once again thinks muslims are the enemy and not jews. Good goy, such GOOD GOYS.

The muslims only act out because of jewish oppression and you know it.

seriously. muslims on suicide watch... wait

THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO SAY THIS IS NOT TERRORISM

WOW

AN AFGAN NIGGER AND THEY WANNA SAY ITS JUST AN """INTENTIONAL INCIDENT""" WHAT A FUCKING LEFTIST C U C KED GOVERNMENT WE HAVE

THIS IS WHY WE ARE LOSING THE WAR ON TERROR.

ok ahmed

Why so many beetles? Is this pic taken in a third world country?

Nice try schlomo. Nobody buys your false dichotomy.

Not Jewish Importation.
Good Goy.

Is this that guy they were looking for? He looks like a Donnie Drumpf supporter.

New Jersey, so yes.

LOL faggots believe this shit to.

Muslims do love their fried chicken.

>TRIAL OF THE CENTURY
>TRIAL OF THE CENTURY
>TRIAL OF THE CENTURY
>TRIAL OF THE CENTURY

>New Jersey
Yeah

> nipples

>5 feet 6 inches tall and about 200 pounds
what did he mean by this

They won't say anything because it will help trump.

LMAO

I believe it. Isis is contained too.

>THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO SAY THIS IS NOT TERRORISM

ALLAH SNACKBAR

>He's going to 'hang' himself in prison before he has a chance to speak about his affiliation with ISIS

I know. thats fucking insane. what a way to run a kindergarten

good goy

>5'7
>Know the struggle of being 210lbs obese until I dropped to 140

HE A GOODBOI
HE JUS TRYING TO STOP THE BODYSHAMING

>tfw refugees have a restaurant and you don't

> implying we'll ever hear what this guy has to say

Will be like that Armenian kid who did Boston and was (((shot in the throat)))

Police work is hard when you don't simply kill every suspect.

Jesus Christ America, what's wrong with your country

A lifetime in adx florence awaits!

>brown guy with beard and shaved mustache

This is like the fucking Islamic terrorist starter kit

Are you mad he didn't kill more people, Abdul?

LETS BE CLEAR: YOU ARE AN ENABLER OF TERRORISM CUNT, JUST ADMIT YOUR DEAD AND STFU.

this tired old hag....why cant these terrorists blow these type of people away. you know the ones that enable and love them so much. hillary rotten clit is a traitor to not only her country but to her race. BURN IN HELL YOU LEFTIST CUNT

IT'S ALL OGRE

...

the archive is all fucked up try this

archive.is/WzBNe

They have the best restaurants, mr khans down the road from me is amazing

>muslim extremists run fast food restaurant
i'm sure they spit into everything they sell

What is he doing at the scene

Waterboard time :DD

>It's all orge
You don't plant that many bombs without being part of a cell. There's more out there.

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This is being slid by CTR.

Why?

first for snackbar

Send al Syrian men to USA

SHUT IT DOWN

DELETE THIS
E
L
E
T

jesus what a cuck

are jews just another form of muslim

wew

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Good catch bad goy.

America is so rich that beetles are considered a cool vintage car.

Instead of like brazil where that's all you could afford.

DELET THIS GOYIM

This is a soldier of allah.

Because they hate Trump and your freedom.

...

Of fucking course this happens the second Wikileaks drops how there's a clear connection between Hillary, the Saudis, and the creation of ISIS.

>Attempt three bombings
>0 deaths, 1 bomb doesn't even go off, 1 bomb goes off prematurely
>Try to go down in a rain of bullets like a 'martyr'
>Get arrested and chucked in the back of the police van

This is some Abu Hajar tier shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14

>RT

Fuck you, putincuck

I bet that kike was scared shitless when he saw that hajjii

2many lamb kebabs

>"we got a problem, they caught him alive"

every fucking time

>Allahu Snackbar bombs in jew york
>Quick! we need an attack in a jewish community so we can say it was alt-right and people will forgot about the muslim
>I got you family

that's what happend.

I'd punch him in the bullet wound while nobody's looking

Cool post, but check em.

Even if he is ISIS I bet they'll try and distance themselves out of embarrassment.

Holy shit is that Obongo?

>Be naturalized Afghan
>Open fried chicken joint in Elizabeth
>Make money serving rowdy niggers in the middle of the night
>Get shut down by the city
>Blow up Manhattan

The Islamophobia is getting out of hand, folks

Chelsea is a gay neighborhood

...

Let him live and be an outspoken Hillary supporter ready to publicly call out the ones who enabled all this through gun rights

That could be the nail in Trump's coffin

>JUST

...

ALL A DISTRACTION FROM:

>US SPECIAL FORCES GETTING REKT BY US TRAINED REBELS AND FORCED TO RETREAT
>US AIR FORCE WITH BRITISH SURVEILLANCE SUPPORT KILLING AND WOUNDING OVER 200 SYRIAN SOLDIERS AND HANDING ISIS A VICTORY AT THE SYRIAN MILITARY'S LAST EASTERN BASE DEEP INSIDE ISIS TERRITORY.
>US FORCES BOMBING AFGHAN CAPS KILLING 18 TODAY.

STOP BEING GOYS.

The victimhood self image is strong with that family. Suing the city for discrimination for your own shitty business practices.

You know, ironic part about this is BLM dindus/cucks won't acknowledge that this guy tried (and failed to kill people) and was taken alive, when alot of their narrative lies in non-whites being killed by cops in every instance.

This was today in Linden. Connections?

...

And Clinton wants to import 700,000 Syrians refugees in the US next year L O L

Can't wait to see his interrogation video.

JUST FUCK MY JIHAD UP SENPAI

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...

Man, I almost feel sorry for the guy. Not only does he not get his 72 virgins, but he has to live with the shame of committing three terrorist attacks in a day, including two in what might be the world's largest urban area, but failing to kill even one person.

And, just for the kek

>0 hours since last shooting
>2 days since last islamist terrorist attack
>2 weeks since last chimpout
>0 seconds since last spic entered the us illegally

wew

The other Muslims will bully the shit out of him in prison and probably pour hummus down his pants while he isn't looking

textbook middle east shit

What's the longest this guy can get in jail? I mean, he hasn't actually killed anybody in either incident, and I'm sure he could successfully play the mental illness card.

HAPPENING OR NAH?
>HAPPENING OR NAH?
HAPPENING OR NAH?
>HAPPENING OR NAH?
HAPPENING OR NAH?
>HAPPENING OR NAH?
HAPPENING OR NAH?
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HAPPENING OR NAH?
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HAPPENING OR NAH?
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HAPPENING OR NAH?
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HAPPENING OR NAH?
>HAPPENING OR NAH?

>failing to kill even one person.

Do you have any idea how fat Americans are? Regular bombs are like mosquito bites to them, you'd need to drop a nuclear bomb to take out an Amerifat.

i want fried chicken now

Son, you need some icons in your life.

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

nobody gives a shit, Ivan, go back to your containment thread. Syria doesn't fucking matter anymore, there are no people there, all of the refugees are already in Germany or en route

Shut the fuck up you fucking mental case.

nytimes.com/live/new-york-explosion/a-family-business-that-aggravated-neighbors/

Why the fuck are patriotic Americans going to his shop & keeping them in $$$$?
BOYCOTT THEM

>BTFO by Belgium

top fried lad

hello where are the deads

At first I was mad they took him alive but then I realized this guy is an intel goldmine. Hand him off to the CIA and ship him to some safehouse in a shithole country and get to work on him.

>Come to America
>Start own business, work instead of leech
>Commi neighbors complain about 24h service, lose lawsuit
>At least I can live in peace working at the family business with my sons

Ahmad why

Are you on holiday? It's rare to get a laugh from a krautpost.

Trying to blow up marines running a charity marathon?

Life in prison.

No matter how bad it may seem you will never know the feels of being the shittiest terrorist ever to exist. Made multiple bombs didn't kill 1 person. Got caught in less than a week. Didn't even have enough balls to go out like a real terrorist

This guy isn't very smart. I mean for fuck sake in 4 bombing attempts he didn't even kill a single person.

even burger terrorists are fat and retarded

put him to the question then behead him

I hope that sees some use as a reaction imagine because it's actually a guy reaction to something significant

False flag

wtf is jeremy kyle doing there?

Right? And to fail not once, but twice? What a wretched existence. Even muslims will consider him a pariah.

Also mental illness won't fly with multiple bombing attempts.

>posting truth and complete disregard for international law and the fact the west is helping Islamic state.
>called mental case

Typical yank.
A fucking leaf.

Hes a big guy

Is that Chloe moretz?

More like
>come to America
>start own business, cut corners everywhere
>food is so shitty you're only busy when people are drunk as fuck and nothing else is open
>be totally inconsiderate to neighbors around you
>claim them and the city and cops are all just racist against you
>raise dumbass son who can't even blow up shit properly

I'm the rare exception :^)

...

Elizabeth bro. Linden is a bit more south and a bit less black.

Nice try

I know the place.

Its a old VW collector/shop place. The guy has bunch of old aircooled VWs.

...

And you're a typical retard whos life revolves around stupid fucking conspiracy theories.

Idiot jedan.
Posle Orlanda, sada pederi svi glasaju za Trampa. Jel si retardiran, le?

>BLM "They never take non-whites alive."
Ahem

Is that Dj Kahled?

...

What is mr. plad thinking?

>this guy can't even allah Akbar correctly....

#notallmanlets

>Hand him off to the CIA
yfw they probably recruited him in the first place

>fat

We Americans refer to our defensive adaptations as "FLABBY" (FLack Absorbing Body Barrier, Y'all).

Can never be too careful with so many jihadis and niggers roaming around

UU
UU

A FUCKING SAUCEPAN

>he doesn't collect at least one of every single car

Your heart is in the right place, little Burgerbro.

...

>americans shooting eachother
how is that breaking news

Send him to G-BAY for his cockmeat sandwich

No. Those are my dubs.

It's a shameful thing...

Well glad Germany, after taking all the immigrants, is starting to rebuild their defenses.

spiegel.de/international/europe/new-obesity-rankings-germans-are-fattest-people-in-europe-study-shows-a-478303.html

A

FUCKING

MOOSE

LIMB

I CANT BELIEVE THE NEWS TODAY
CLOSE MY EYES TRY TO MAKE IT GO AWAY
OH WAIT, ITS FROM RUSSIA TODAY
OH WAIT, ITS FROM RUSSIA TODAY

wall

>spiegel
>trusting the lügenpresse

lmao r u serious

underr8ed desu

RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKE AGAIN

>fatty targeting a 5K run

HAES just upped their game.

Nice try kikestein.

Underrated

checked

>round up all the muds and yids
>lock em up in a facility
>televise
>profit

>n-n-no goy n-no

t. Chaim Al Liberalstein

SHUT IT DOWN!

SHUT IT DOWN!

SHUT IT DOWN!

FUCKING GOYIM!

So you are saying gemrany is not fat as fuck?

66.5% of Germany is overweight, you are #7 in the world. US is 66.9%, and number six.

>US is 66.9%, and number six.

Yet another thing US isn't #1 in

lmao

It's the kikes!

you're right, out of air forces USA is #2
and #1
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>Germany proud to take sweden place as top cuck nation.

Some things you do not want to leave user.

Tippity top kek

kek!

lead*

>Be American

And yet again, we still beat you.

>Tfw happening in my town
If it happened any other day I would have been driving by that exact location at the exact time it happened

>66.9% fat
>60% white

you are actually fatter than you are white. wew lad

www kikebook com/PEGASUS-BUGSHOP-223579762967/

google.com/maps/place/536 E Elizabeth Ave, Linden, NJ 07036/@40.6347608,-74.2481159,55m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x89c3b2e21b357e67:0x70cc06d5f8f186d8!8m2!3d40.634659!4d-74.247737

here it is

>And yet again, we still beat you.

It's easy for you to beat us, we aren't Vietnam.

They will say that he's pale enough to be protected by white privilege. I mean the dark skinned blacks pick on the slightly less dark skinned blacks for not being black enough.

Yep, as I said, it a old Aircooled VW place.

You're on fire today lad.

>happening
>pig in the line of fire

move along fascist shill.

Wow.

It's fucking nothing.

>gets taken alive
No 72 virgins for you Ahmed.

I HATE NORMIES

Think that's the EMT'S pack

Shitposting on /pol may have just saved your life

Doubt it, the terrorist did a pretty shitty job of terrorizing

>Taken alive
>Didn't kill anyone, despite making around 5 bombs
Jesus christ ISIS are going to be embarrassed to be associated with this failure

Holy shit, this would be amazing. Would pay per view.

>5'6''
>huge

A funny post? From Germany?

...

>And our lie detector says.....
>Ahmad you are the bomber!!!
>Let's bring graham out and get you guys the help you need
>let's give him a round of applause, Ahmad everybody

ISIS
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER NEXT TIME

Which means he wasn't smart enough to clear shit from his comp

>Crashed his heli into a friendly
Jewish hero

...

Weird locations.
Chelsea isn't that populated
Elizabeth is 95% low income spics and niggers
Lindens is 90% Polish

Abu Hajaar 2.0

>neckbeard
>shaved mustache

Totally not a Muslim, normal people have beards like this.

This is the culprit, Samael Ha'id.
How does he keep getting away with it?

SOMEBODY STOP HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE

OY VEY, IM GOING TO BE LATE FOR YOM KIPPUR

This is not funny anymore. When will they finally catch him?

JIHAIDS FUCK MA'ALLAH SHIITE UP

I'm surprised they used his real name rather than calling him "Steven Whiteman Mcgee".

>انشاء الله النصر سيكون لنا
"Allah wills it, victory will be ours."

>conspiracy theories
shilling or steoretypical shart?

if u hurry home Hans u can catch ur wife wit her mudsime lover.

Live press conference

>abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=4&cid=HP_LB_THUMB

its the USA come on huehue

you fucking madman

>A law-enforcement sources told the station, “He certainly seemed to do virtually nothing to cover his tracks.”

Anyone else find that weird? I feel like everything this guy did was so he could get caught on purpose. Hold onto your butts gentlemen, I smell a distraction.

Kinda miss the IRA desu

Nah, he's just some wannabe that just googled "how do i make bomb?" and stumbled around thinking he was going to be next bin laden.

Bet it's that alt right terror frog.

don't worry just on a break m8

how old are you?

they were fucking annoying

>american getting shot
>a happening

To be fair, fuck his neighbors for pushing towards a dictatorship kind of rule. They live in a city, what the fuck did they expect? People not loitering and being loud at night? That's just standard city living. Fuck these commies for pushing Ahmad to his natural mid east tendencies.

shill, nobody this dense would be on Cred Forums

AHHHHHH THEY FOUND OUT OY VEY

GO home wall-e your drunk

How are the 5 guys arrested wearing Arab clothes related to the bombing? It seems like these guys were suspects in one of the NJ bombs. So it wasn't just this one guy. Think this gets buried?

theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/18/breaking-five-men-in-arab-garb-detained-in-new-york-en-route-to-airport/

kek way too hard at this