TRUMP GEN- INCIDENT IN JERSEY EDITION

NATE SILVER SHILLING FOR TRUMP NOW

SLOW AND STEADY

The Clinton vs Trump polls usually give you a "Neither of them" option, that's why the percentages in those polls never add up to 100 if you just look at Trump and Hillary's numbers

>No (You)s for shills

***THIS!!!***

everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:

primarymodel.com/

guys.... this is bad. 87% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?

that's a 1% - 13% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....

Is it better to vote absentee or at your polling station?

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Watching a documentary on "The Weather Underground". Were these just a bunch of druggy hippies who wanted to take over the government?

>offered job painting some house in southern Ohio
>driving to the jobsite, slowly watch scenery change
>"It's 2016, it's Clinton Kaine" signs
>niggers
>porsches and corvettes next to niggered out cavaliers and hondas
>car in front of me has an IDF sticker
>pass a fucking synagogue
>take a turn down a small street and pull up to a mildly big house
>go inside, its fucking trashed
>saws, wood, and dust EVERYWHERE - clearly not at the stage where it's supposed to be painted
>guy wants us to paint anyway
>he bought shitty paint that goes on like water
>paint the house like trying to polish shit
>try to stay next to windows to make sure my car doesn't get stolen
>mostly finish house, freshly painted walls despite the house being in literal pieces and having gaping holes everywhere
>the people that were supposed to clean up the mess arrive while when we were supposed to touch up
>unsurprisingly fucking mexicans, didn't speak any english, ruining paint by knicking it with shit
>wait in car for an update on what I'm supposed to do
>watch mexicans back up their pickup truck across the house's front lawn up to the front door to toss their equipment in
>get in and drive away leaving tire tracks in the lawn
>guy leading the job gives me my money and says "I'm not working with that fucker anymore"
>99.99% certain the house owner was a kike
>move onto another job for another person right around the corner
>black woman with blond hair and blue eyes, still fat loud nigger despite being 1/8th black
>paint house
>roar of another fucking mexican on a lawnmower outside in my ear the whole time
>finish
>sheboon screeches that I did everything wrong when I did exactly what she said
>fucking leave the job for the other people on the team to do
>later find out the money she paid the team was stolen by a heroin addict

God damnit I hate Democrats.

Hill just had a 15 minute rally where she blamed Trump for ISIS.

Give them (You)s.
Run them out of money.

what doublethink are these liberals pulling now to defend not one, but two mudlsime terrorists?

AGREED

THE JEB WILL SURGE AGAIN!!!

>Jill isn't even there

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#DiversityFireworks

Look drumpfkins, half of Bush's Cabinet Ministers are supporting Hillary Clinton

Drumpf has NO CHANCE, GET IT

NOW FUCK OFF, IT'S HER TURN NOW

Guys...
I'm looking at the polls....
I think Jeb! can do this.

NATE DIAMOND

>Ahmad Khan Rahami, 28, is apprehended after an incident involving dropping his spaghetti in front of police in New Jersey.
fixed that headline

nah, they shit up the threads too much

so, religion of peace strikes again?

(((they))) will just throw more money at it

Oh man I found a video with a nice view of Lee Ann McAdoo's ass

Well Cred Forums?

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Link it faggot.

Literally shitposting. Goddamn I love this man

Post please

AWOO

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youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o

LIGHT UP THE NIGHT

Ghost talks about this.

Got a link?

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yep, NJ, NY, same guy, bombs
and stabbing in MN

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And if Trump becomes President, I'm afraid this will occur more often.

Hate fuels fire more than anything, and we all know what Trump promotes.....scary thought.

Here is what the hayseeds believe Trump is going to do.:
1. Destroy the federal government as we know it.
2. Get rid of a bunch of brown people.
3. Get rid of Obamacare and watch the poor die. My previously unaffordable insurance is down to $85/month. My car insurance, from Insurance Panda, is now just $25/month. Under Trump, healthcare will be $500/month or more.
4. Make the lives of poor kids, the sick, and the elderly worse than they already are.
5. Drop a bunch of bombs on some colored people in some country somewhere.
6. Cut taxes on the rich.

Trump waffles so often on so many different issues it's almost impossible to know where he stands on anything, except Donald Trump. He is consistent in claiming that he is a genius, a business whiz, super rich and the best qualified person in the country for the office of president, none of which he can back up with facts or figures. And Republicans actually voted for this turkey.

This is the second time that Hillary directly accused Trump of committing treason.

She's so desperate, your turn

Hey, it's a fucking leaf!

youtube.com/watch?v=EAaCU3dcsiU

around 00:18

What's up fellas, what's the Mom trying to feed us today?

that one was by telephone, kek

Lindenanon here. NJ confirmed voting republican this year after these monumental happenings. Polacks and Italians HATE muslims. Remember the anti-Ottoman wars.

Whats the Trump schedule looking like today? Any rallies lads?

>no more new polls yet

Trump must be doing well. I'm worried they're hiding polls and getting ready to rig them after the debates.

Can you pass me the fucks I give?

Florida at 3 eastern

lil badger has your back

This cant be real...over 50%? he hasn't killed himself?

Hill

My tendies gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning memes cloud up my screen
And I can't see at all
And I want to believe it'll all be blue
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

My tendies gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning memes cloud up my screen
And I can't see at all
And I want to believe it'll all be blue
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Hill, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my blog, and my wife's phone and her son's
I sent two letters back last autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I smear addresses with sauce when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a stepfather
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'm a name her Hillary
I read about your Uncle Soros too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some polls that didn't lead you
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Iran
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with the Saudis too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is CNN

>where she blamed Trump for ISIS
wew lad

Her entire campaign has been one big display of projection

2 rallies, lad. 3 PM in Florida. Apparently they ran out of tickets so the place is packed.

I want her to sit on my face.

Clinton saying Trump's demogogic rhetoric helps isis

look in the OP nigger

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Please be Nice to Hillary Clinton. She has worked very hard. She is the former senator from the USA. And negotiated as Secretary of State with other countrys.

Dat shit gave me goosebumps

Donald Trump’s ridiculous claim that Hillary Clinton started the birther movement
-WashPo May 2016 archive.is/WEl53

VIDEOS:
Former Clinton Manager CONFIRMS Campaign's Coordinator Promoted Birther Controversy youtu.be/Nf8ZWHqMnJk

Morning Joe And Mika REMIND Everyone Who ACTUALLY Began Birtherism youtu.be/vV0TUnGDxeQ

Chris Matthews (2007) reports BHO born in INDONESIA! youtu.be/XwSw9O0agGI

Michelle Obama- Barack Obama's Home Country Kenya youtu.be/6M7Rp_Ghv6k

PROOF Hillary & Chris Matthews FIRST BIRTHERS youtu.be/QgSzm4_beH4

Articles:
2 Clinton supporters in ’08 reportedly shared Obama ‘birther’ story
-McClatchyDC September 2016 archive.is/nTPkY

Birtherism: Where it all began
-Politico April 2011 archive.is/PSeMY

Birther Row Began with Hillary Clinton Supporters
-The Telegraph April 2011 archive.is/cscI9

The 'Birthers' Began on the Left
-The Daily Beast February 2010 archive.is/36w2L

Meet the Birthers
-MotherJones August 2009 archive.is/FkVAP

Lawsuit questions Obama’s eligibility for office
-The Washington Times August 2008 archive.is/ua8Z

Clinton told to portray Obama as foreign
-Politico August 2008 archive.is/wdV5Q

Memo could keep Clinton-Obama rift open
-CNN August 2008 archive.is/7LKuO

Clinton: Obama Not Winning Over “Hard-Working Americans, White Americans
-HuffPo May 2008 archive.is/zwaoE

Obama slams smear photo
-Politico February 2008 archive.is/nhKEZ

Obama Gets Dressed
-Slate February 2008 archive.is/iOURF

Hardball with Chris Matthews
-Transcript December 2007 archive.is/4HnwF

Penn Strategy Memo
- The Atlantic March 2007 archive.is/91hBq

Hillary Clinton Obstructionist
or Closet Birther
-birthers.org archive.is/Ly8bT

>business wiz
>super rich
>cant be backed up

yeah ok

>donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

We Plato now?

What was Hillary wearing for her latest presser?

I missed it.

I hope Hillary does a lot more public appearances. She really needs to get herself out there.

My tendies gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning memes cloud up my screen
And I can't see at all
And I want to believe it'll all be blue
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Hill, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't talk to the press
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your rally
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my wife's boyfriend, he's thirty-six years old
We waited in an empty community center for you,
For four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than my wife
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in 2008, you said if I'd help you you would help me back
See I'm just like you in a way
I never knew good policies neither
I used to always cheat on my supporters and fuck em
I can relate to what you're saying in your speeches
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else show, and that shit make the voters depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even stump myself to see how much it hurts
It's like corruption, the lying is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is false, and I respect you cause you sell it
My wife's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know her boyfriend loves you too Hill, everyone does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man
I can pick you up and throw you in the van,
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Wolf, P.S. we should be together too

Fuuck its so nice

wtf i love hillary now

what a fucking idiot

Thanks for
>Correcting The Record

>2. Get rid of a bunch of brown people.
Well, I stopped reading. He certainly has my vote now.

It's only a poll for Florida. He can ((adjust)) for other states

Can someone explain why Don posted that shit analysis on his twitter? Just to laugh at Coppins?

GUYS, IF NH GOES RED, TRUMP WINS
NEVADA IS NOW LIGHT RED ON 538

My tendies gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all

The morning memes cloud up my screen
And I can't see at all
And I want to believe it'll all be blue
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Madam "I'm Too Good To Respect American Voters"
These will be the last tendies I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no press conference, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote your email on 'em perfect
So this is my taped special I'm sending you, I hope you see it
I'm in the car right now, eating tendies on the freeway
Hey Hill, I'm going to the gym
You dare me to lift?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued America from drowning
Now it's too late, Donald Trump will do it now, you're withered
And all I wanted was a lousy interview or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Hill, we coulda been the government, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Hill, shut up Mitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Hill, that's my audience screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't tell them the truth, I just tied them up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if they know they'll suffer more, so I'll just make sure they stay lied to
Well, gotta go, we're almost to November
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this securely?

>Hillary Clinton. She has worked very hard. She is the former senator from the USA.

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE SBOUT THE U S GOVERNMENT. FUC YOU YOU STUPID CUNT. DIE IN A GODDAMN FIRE.

Is this sub where Cred Forums keeps its low karma members? You're all fucking racist shits.

It is impressive, m8. I was looked down upon for a long time at my job when word got around. Now, I'm respected by lots of co-workers for remaining true.

PLZ CO AND NH plz go to Trump.

I'm curious if there is any obvious bias towards different candidates in American schools. As in, do the teachers tend to be more often Democrat or Republican? Do teachers influence their political opinions on their students or is that unheard of? I can imagine it being the case if the teachers are mostly Democrat, then they will give the image of Trump being a nazi to their students...

I experienced something similar in Sweden when I grew up in high school, where our civics teacher made it clear he was against our anti-immigration party and took every chance to compare them with nazis. Being as dumb and young as I was I believed him until a few years later when I started thinking critically.

My tendies gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning memes cloud up my screen
And I can't see at all
And I want to believe it'll all be blue
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Wolf, I meant to write you sooner but I just been dying
You said your wife's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for her boyfriend
I wrote it on a MAGA cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the rally, I must of missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But that's the shit I have to do to hide my pneumonia, other stuff too
Tell them Donald Trump is clownin' dog, come on, they'll think it's true
We got some issues Wolf, I think we need some vote machines
To help my ass from sliding down the polls when they see me in the sun
And what's this shit about us meant to be the government?
That type of sharing will make me not want us to help each other
I really think you and your wife need each other
And her boyfriend too, and maybe she should get another
I hope you get to read this email, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before the next hack, but I think that 'Russians' will scare voters just fine
If you relax a little, I'm sure you can fit it in but man,
Why are you so cucked? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude leaked secrets and drove his car over to the gym
And had more secrets in his head, and he woulda screwed me big
And in the gym they found him dead, but they didn't say how it happened
Come to think about, his name was, it was Seth Rich

Damn!

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Reminder to ignore all shills

To the Fin that is non-stop shilling. You're shilling is not demoralizing, it is enraging. You are not discouraging us. You only harden our us. Trump will win and you're lies and slander will change nothing. The rage you make me feel only makes me want Trump to win more because it makes me hate Hillary more. You're failing at your job. Hope you know it's illegal to not say you are being paid to broadcast a message.

I'm getting really friggin tired of you clinton aplogist douchebags

democrats want the jewish vote

They only did terrorism becsuse Trump said mean stuff.

Because reacting to words with violence against random innocent civilians is normal and acceptable behavior from citizens

I'll ask again.
Here in South America most people believe that Trump would start a Third World War or start a major economical collapse; and that he will just work for his businesses instead of the country.

What has Trump done to earn your trust? Or it's just a reactionary movement to stop Clinton to be elected?

>You're all fucking racist shits.

Not possible, I'm half black, half mexican, and half muslim

Damn boys, I just realized it.

This election is the first time in my life that I've had a hero: Donald Trump. It has made my life so much better just knowing that he exists. I sometimes feel like he is anointed by God, and sometimes his words and actions are guided by higher powers, like in the Odyssey when the gods bless Odysseus's arrow and it kills all of the beta cucks in one flight. I feel like we have divine power on our side.

(They don't.jpg)

a lot of teachers in the US are democrats. Some in the south are staunch republicans, but public school is largely pro-dem

They already have it

guys post more vids of pissed off blacks about obamas "vote for hillary or its an insult to me" comment

What happened to the Cruz shill that used voice recognition to post?

I have a crush on Tim "Good Goy" Kennedy.

Dude seems cool.

>the opinions of war criminals are important

>Look drumpfkins, half of Bush's Cabinet Ministers are supporting Hillary Clinton
Except no one gives a fuck because, the same faggots who are using them as evidence are the same faggots who thrashed them and Bush as the spawn of Satan or incompetent.

and created isis

Hmmm.......

God, that comic is awful. That father gets so much shit even though he's just trying to be a good dad.

shills are trying to spin this right now
"see you can get things done without being a big meanie"

> Jimmy Fallon has Trump on last week
> gets his highest ratings

> Emmys spend the night shitting on Trump
> gets record low ratings

Awoo lads!

That never works. Even Obama laid out actual policy instead of attacking Rmoney or McCain. She really is an idiot

If you're taking about Pirkanmaa, he does it for free.

dick sandwiches.png

Clinton is THE warhawk you retard

Probably is being paid to man a delegate trap now.

>here in south america
>people believe

Isn't south america the africa of the west? Do they even understand politics?

Yeah he's based

But it's not Tim I'm jerkin' it to ay

what a time to be alive

>insurance panda
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PANDA DOING THERE

>he will just work for his businesses instead of the country.
Supposing that is true. It doesn't matter. He's a real estate developer and a building manager. In order for his business to succeed, America must succeed. Likewise, in order for his overseas businesses to succeed, their local economies need to succeed.

>South American intellectuals

I've got one word that stumps all doom sayers;

>"why?"

Whenever some idiot tells you Trump will end the world, ask them why. Watch those sons of bitches desperately try to recall all the shit their news channel told them

Why does Kek love leafs so much? It's hurtful to his reputation desu

by that definition, we should kill them because the needing to defend these muslims undernines their terrorist acts and treats the like children so this only leads to them commiting more terror acts and always trying to one up themselves

That's meaningless unless you post sample sizes and the political affiliation percentages, nigger. It's like giving you a paper saying 2 on it.

FOUND THE MUDSLIME

Jesus fucking christ, how large with this cancer area?

He's been saying the same things for 30 years and the only one actively calling out corruption, media collusion, retarded foreign policy, trade deals, and fighting back vs some kind of stupid open borders policy that will slowly turn this country into a hell hole.

just heard on Fox

>he fell to the ground and his body was still smoking from being shot

Really only the above 30s crowd watched either of those and a solid chunk of that crowd is probably trump support.

How did those counties vote in previous elections?

is it really illegal if hes getting paid? or would that only apply here, where his shilling is attempting to influence, (fuck off to your shithole country fin)

Hillary Clinton has true love for her country.

just because we can't always see the plan doesn't mean its not in motion

>tfw you didn't manage to kill even one infidel

>tfw no virgins for you

Jeez

vimeo.com/33006390

is that Mac Miller?

It's all right here, friendo

axiomstrategies.com/abc/

Trumps poll numbers just got 10 points higher!

Some Nutty Donald quotes:

"I could go out on 5th Avenue and start shooting everyone and people would STILL vote for me."

“Laziness is a trait in blacks.”

"You could see blood coming out of her eyes, and blood coming out of her _______."

"Mexicans are murderers and rapists."

"I know more about ISIS than ANYONE and will defeat them in 30 days"

"Women are filthy pigs."

“Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

"Hitler was not that bad....he had some good ideas."

- Nutty Donald Trump

Go ahead. Defend him. I dare you.

take "try" off the end of your sentence and youre spot on chap

Well there is a good deal of reactionary support for both candidates at this point around here I think you'll find just as many (if not more) people like trump's stance against the modern Globalist economic model.

The fact is that this model has not worked out well for the United States in the slightest, and there is large support here for trying something, anything else. Trump proposes an America-First system of trade deals rather than our current free-for-all free trade setup and that idea appeals to a lot of people.

Beyond that as other posters have said, Clinton is very much going to be the continuation of Obama's policies regarding the middle east; ones that only exacerbate the current ISIS situation and resulted in the recent US strikes that were de facto supporting ISIS and lead to the current spike in tensions with Russia.

I just go vote early, you'll have to look up where to do that for your area. There's never a big line and I'm normally in and out in under 15 minutes. It's just better to go in person IMO.

My county's elections manager is a lazy, incompetent nigger who routinely fails to update the website with polling station locations, never returns emails, and can rarely be found in his office. His secretaries are equally shitty at their jobs. I wouldn't trust them to handle the absentee ballot, at least the regular ballots just get sucked into a machine that tallies the results and safely stores the ballots.

> brough to heel
> brough

>low karma
My pipboy doesn't lie motherfucker, I have good karma

nice trips
mudslime confirmed

Why is she so perfect? She's not just gorgeous.. she looks so intelligent and clever and charming and witty and warm...

What's new today boys?
Hows our god emperor doing?

That's what I believe? Thank you citizen. Thank you for supplying me with doubleplusgoodthink.

Go back to your camel-fucking Ahmed. No one gives two shits.

Well I was unsure, but now I am definetly voting Trump, thanks for the endorsement!

If you're being paid to give an opinion it counts as an aid. Failure to disclose that your message is an advertisement is illegal. Because of the amount of repeat offenders we're seeing they should be in prison by now but no one cares about laws anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=rSV2oBUOWgo

>88
>those quotes

wtf I love Trump now

Rahami's "bullet wound" on the shoulder looks fake as fuck. Like they put some red dyed gauze on his arm.

but hillary's losing in the polls

nobody likes her and no one is going to vote for her.

US schools are mostly left leaning at the primary and secondary education level. College and later are full blown commie shit.

It doesn't matter all that much in terms of the education though. As you noted, indoctrination tends not to 'stick' past a year or two once people stop being directly subjected to it.

Welcome back lad. It's been awhile since I've seen you.

Hitler DID have some good ideas. Let's be clear, that's just a fact.

VT is red already

the only truth here is he will defeat isis, everything else is out of context or bullshit
a shekel has been deposited though, good goy

She's a gift from the heavens

>unsourced quotes
You're going to have to do better, CTR.

Worth?

"Hillary Clinton has true love for her Coun"?

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THIS CAUSES THREAD SPLITS RRREEEEEEEE

Here you go m8. MAGA in one slide.

>neocons supporting a neocon
wow really makes me blink

weird ass pic

COOL VIBRATIONS

Are you really a jap, or just a white dude with a proxy?

>tfw student studying overseas
>have no choice but to vote by ballot

Here is the data in pic related.

Promising signs for Virginia, despite what the recent ((polls)) have been saying.

>and she will never be yours

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Your post brought tears to my eyes, Bless you user.

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What is, context for 500 alex?

We could do the entry level retort of claiming things that hillary has said, though shes been a politician her entire life so she doesnt afford the luxury of "i didnt know."

1. factually true
2. factually true and decades ago (t.super predators)
3. ooh wow so offensive, have you ever watched a comedy special?
4. factually true
5. unprovable until in office
6. factually true and in reference to rosie odonell, context
7. jew joke, once again "omg so offended 2016 you cant say that!!!!" and decades ago
8. factually true

ezpz

Lol Drumpf got BTFO hard at the Emmy Awards.

Jimmy Kimmel literally destroyed him.

Thanks. That's what I wanted to read.

This is the last charge to generals we need to just keep the trump train going and we can actually pull through

Thanks, gonna save me a lot of typing in the future.

drumpf

praise kek
double double plus good
SHADILAY

>reactionary

you're not being reactionary by saying will start a war because he said mean things despite him criticizing the Iraq war? stay tethered to the establishment, it'll definitely get you out of that shithole country.

Same feel, I am multiple states away and have to pray my cuckservative manager gets my ballot intact and uncorrected to Loudoun, VA.

>multiple Muslim terrorist attacks
>Clinton admin incriminated by his Reddit posts
>media corruption more blatant than ever before

Is this the end for Crooked Shillary Rotten Clitton?

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It's only illegal IF he's getting paid.

It's a non disclosed ad.

Every one of my teachers from 1st grade - Senior year high school was a HUGE liberal democrat.

I remember when I was in 4th grade we had to write letters to the president about something. Same thing happened in 6th grade. I had no choice but to write what they told me. I remember it made me angry at the time but I had to just do it.

Some liberal group showed up and handed us paper to write a message that they wrote on the board for us to copy and sign our name.

So anytime you hear on the news about school kids writing letters about something realize that was done by liberal faggots who made them do it and disregard it.

This sort of shit happened all the time. "Raise your hands how many of your parents are Republicans?" "Raise your hands how many of your parents own guns?" "Raise your hands how many of you go to church on sunday?" Some weirdo would then write down the names of the people who raised their hands.

I never raised my hand because my parents came from eastern europe and warned me about these kind of people.

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>lowest viewership recorded
>with all the mediums available to watch
>rich people making jokes about voting against their best interest

get fucked

>Attention thread
correctrecord.org/trumpleaks/
Go here, shitpost
Create a small distraction thanks

>Northampton County +8 for Trump

Bethlehem Steel nostalgia is strong.

>What is, context for 500 alex?

this man has never seen an episode of jeopardy

it's because your journalists copy articles off Reuters and Washpost
happens in my country too and it's my duty to redpill them in the comment sections

Polling station, since they'll just throw out your ballot otherwise.

Holy shit! Outside of the confidence interval!

Trump can't even keep a guy from climbing his building with suction cups. How is he going to stop terrorism. There will always be bad apples amongst us ready to harm. The people that are a threat can be America citizens without any identifying religion or look. How does anyone stop that.

Why do any of them matter when we already have the best

Man-bear-pig?

I live 3 block away from Elizabeth Avenue where he was shooting can confirm at least those shots were real

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What have been some of the worst moments this general has ever faced? The week between Iowa and NH, and the Wisconsin primaries come to my mind.

Ban all pressure cookers

Such a peaceful looking muslim, isn't he ?

Like in every /h/ or /gif/ thread,

S O U R C E
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WHO ELSE EXCITED FOR THE RALLY?

>Tim Kennedy ravages goddess.
Top kek

>Is this sub where Cred Forums keeps its low karma members? You're all fucking racist shits.

Karma REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Name of the thread misled me, didn't find Trump General so I created another

Keep it bumped and recycle it later

Sorry folks, happens every once in a while

Where can I get a job at CTR, so I can make money bullshitting on Cred Forums all day like you? Genuinely curious.

I lived in cook county, and have to send ballot over to chicago. Feels like a lost cause, but hey, after the chicago rally, cook voted for trump, so you never know

That amount of blood? Shirt not even soaked, nothing on the blanket?? FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

They barely even bothered to change the script from the Tsarnaev Boston Marathon hoax. These Homeland Security people are even lazier than Hollywood doing a re-make.

These are "bellweather" counties, which means how they voted pretty much represented how the state voted. Pretty sure all the counties in the polling went for Obama in 08 and 12.

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I'm driving back to Fairfax County(Herndon) to vote.

The Commonwealth will not be controlled by the transient government parasites any longer

Why do shills come into these threads and say...
>Trump said this
>Trump said that
>Trump thinks this
>Trump is this
>Trump did ______
It doesn't make any sense, none of that makes hillary a better choice, it's odd.

Jimmy made an ass of himself.

Calling Melania, Malaria was in extremely poor taste. His ratings will suffer for that charade.

Do you guys think Trump would support something like Persistent Surveillance Systems?

pss-1.com/

bloomberg.com/features/2016-baltimore-secret-surveillance/

>Used in Juárez
>Within the first hour of operations, his cameras witnessed two murders. “A 9-millimeter casing was all the evidence they’d had,” McNutt says. By tracking the assailants’ vehicles, McNutt’s small team of analysts helped police identify the headquarters of a cartel kill squad and pinpoint a separate cartel building where the murderers got paid for the hit

We'd already know who the Chelsea bomber associated with before and after the bombings if the city had been using this.

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312 user here, went to the Trump rally in Chicago, it's a lost cause but I'm voting anyway.

Drumpf is racist

NJ fag here just got back from class and seeing the news. Feelsgoodman, based NJ cops bagging a fuckin muzzie. We ain't scared of shit, keep coming u fuckin sand niggers.

SHADILAY

>Established media trying to be "hip" and "with it"

This is why I get my news off of Cred Forums

He most certainly is. I give this post a +1.

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>liberal intellectuals

never give up
-Trump

Rahami was known to authorities! THEY KNEW

Actally, that has been kinda weird this election.

>Republicans talking sense on forigen policy about how it needs to be pragmatic and reach beneficial understandings with even unfriendly countries.

>Democrats shilling a world wide ideological struggle and new cold war with Russia.

Seriously twilight zone tier shit going on, senpai. On political boards with usernames it's made for some pretty kek worthy posting histories for certain users.

you just know TK's getting some of that

I'm jelly

You need to get prescription lenses.

It was a standard suburb area, probably a side effect of gentrification of the niggers in Cincinnati. Ironically just outside of the area was a smaller town littered with confederate flags and Trump signs. Ohio is divided like that.

wtf i hate trump now

They're bellweather counties. They've voted with the winner of the state in every election in the past 25-30 years and their margins usually are the same as the state as a whole. The fact that trump is ahead at all in Luzerne county in PA is huge. No GOP candidate has won there since 1988, just like the state as a whole.

apparently theyve all blocked their IPs, ropeday

:O

what is that from, video?

I agree

You can't run a presidential campaign on HATE . There are millions of people who are scared now. So many people do not have access to voter information resources to get there voice out.

Choose the right side.

@RedDot this is what I mean. "H*tler had some good ideas"

He WHAT?!?

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uncuck your friends faggots

at least in chile commies got the power after pinochet under parties with different names, but still commies. shit's terrible

Damn, I never thought of it that way. I am now a Hillary supporter.

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God speed, I don't have car on me sadly.

Otherwise I'd take the 8 hour drive.

demoralization, i guess
they must think we're not the most autistically loyal group of supporters that a candidate's ever had

you get one more chance my son

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/777908242538196992

TRUMP RETURNS

:O

That he was in the Patsy Protection Program? No shit.

I got my maga hat from that rally

shame I couldn't join the moshpit down in the arena, but I had my mother there with me, she also loves trump. honestly, just glad some nigger didn't cave in my head or hers

So how buttmad is NeoGAF today?

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Yep...

>Ahmad is was wanted in NY as a suspect for the bombing
>another bombing incident happens in NJ
>Obama: There's no connection between the NY and NJ incidents
>Ahmad, wanted in NY, gets arrested in NJ after a shootout
JUST

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R A R E

he can show her daughter 347 examples of the media making stuff up. The media hasn't said anything true for at least 15 years

;^)

CLICK

kek has fucking spoken
Praise

Funny image ;)

Sic semper tyrannis, friendo

Trumps Fox and Friends interview this morning was great.

Stop being Islamophobe America. Ban of 1.4 Billion Muslim is wrong.

I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Are you guys planning to kill yourselves when Drumfpt gets steamrolled by Clinton?

>Leader: Clinton+1
>Adjusted leader: Trump+1

>Mongolians
>rare
they shitpost constantly. Ignore them

Trump wins no matter what,

1) the attack shouldnt occur, thanks Obama.

2) the police fix it, BLM/Clinton/Sons of Obama look like assholes

JUST

What a marvelously detailed fantasy world you have...I'm inspired!

I hope that's not real

literally who?

It's outside the margin. Landslide confirmed.

Kek did Obama say no connection? Kek wishful thinking obama.

did this pasta finally migrate from /k/?

MEME MAGIC

Maybe leaders should wait for all the details before shooting their mouth off.

Lmfao, Obama is a worthless sack of shit. I can't think of a better example of hypocrisy.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

CRUSADES WHEN

Good Post!
+1 upvote!!!

It also helped that the Vikes-Puckers game was an anus clencher as well.

>Watching cucky libshits patting themselves on the back over grown men literally ruining their bodies for life

Sorry, it's real.

edition.cnn.com/2016/09/15/opinions/cool-kids-choose-clinton-kohn/

We love our police, don't we folks?

Not in Cred Forums. Pretty rare here.

November 8 user.

It is lad, it is.

Oh, my mistake.

nytimes.com/2016/09/20/us/obama-st-cloud-minnesota.html?_r=0

Apparently he said there was "no connection" with the stabbing incident and the NY bombing incident.

Praise KEK!!!!

I don't know what that is, but I assume very.

Everything outside the Trumpsphere is butmad all the time now.

What do the flags mean?

That's a nice Asuka.

I was right in the middle of it, it was insane. One of my friends I went with got into a fist fight with a Bernout who was blocking an exit. The riots outside were crazy too.
Downtown Chicago will burn down when Trump wins, the chimpout will be unprecedented.

Dad, this telescrween you gave me as a toddler to shut my ass up is now telling me what to think .. b-but im right tho cuz Raycisssss

The Emperor is pleased.

Which will be wrong if Isis also had connection to ny/nj

im sure its the usual raging. Id report the raging to you but id give huffpo a click before gaf

>( ( ( K O H N ) ) )

EVERY TIME

No connection besides being in the name of Islam.

Reminder

Kek. The old shills got redpilled. Everyone welcome the new CTR hires. Offer them gifts.

>still in the state you bombed 36 hours after the fact

christ, we have the worst terrorists too

No just traitors like you

Checked.

>In that moment Ahmad thought about what drove him into his near-homicidal rampage. It wasn't his country. It wasn't Allah. It was a fucking leaf, and his shitty all 8s get: "plz be my ai gf".

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>3 of the 4 bombs he made didn't detonate
Allah musta been on a lunch break lmao.

THIS CTR DMG CONTROLL IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

>the place is packed.
Well, there you go, he'll surely be elected president!

Immigrate Legally

Who's doing their part to MAGA?

REEE HOW DARE THIS MUSLIM COMMIT TERRORISM HE RUINED OUR NARRITIVE

wtf i love nate now

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shouldnt they focus on plebb where they can still bainwash normies??

Of course, all according to plan

Nice dubs

I know what Ctr is and it's not me. God told me to talk some sense into you all and get Elected Hillary Clinton for president.

When did Obama say no connection? He'll look like an idiot if the time line works out.

>June

Worth nothing that the light blue states do not have recent polling. In other words Trump might already be leading in them..

Also, NEW POLLS WHEN????

Fact: Hillary is a better cunt than Trump.

Well Cred Forums?

Whatever happened to that guy anyway? Did he get his audience with the God-Emperor?

>i-it's june! Drumpf is going to win r-right

thanks, friend

Oh wow you've really corrected my record

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/777910435425226753

>Once again someone we were told is ok turns out to be a terrorist who wants to destroy our country & its people- how did he get thru system?

funny, I can't read the word terrorist anywhere

FUCK YES

HERE WE GO

TRUMP WAS RIGHT AGAIN

I thoroughly enjoyed this

God knows, this pasta is old af

>You're
You are

>harden our us
harden my it

>paid to broadcast a message
lol

C T R
T
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>ask them why
"we have all these nuclear weapons, why wouldn't we use them?"

Ants

ants

>defeat isis
he already has