Mormons

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No, they are heretics

Evangelicals are not Christians.

(((you)))

>no

A mormon girl i once studied with keeps talking to me in lectures and stuff. what do? It's never a conversation that hints anything sexual. Is she just being a nice or what.

You tell me.

no
near scientology levels of cultism and snake oil

now let's see if the MIDF find this thread

These crazy fuckers knocked on my door while it was storming and my house was at risk of flood damage. I also saw a traffic cone briefly take off in the air behind them.

Check for signals. You don't initiate it right?

If she does it, and there are some other signals, regardless of whether or not it's sexual, she really wants you.

When a woman likes you, she is usually all over you.

No

Kek

Mormons get cucked by Samoans on a regular basis

pic related is the BYU football coach

Samoans are the only ones dumb enough to believe the bullshit Mormons spew and actually convert

>red pilled
>believing in fairy tales

ayy

Mormon Jesus!

youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE

That's not what we believe satan

No. They changed their dogma and now consider niggers human.

>anything sexual
Stop playing. Be a man and marry her.

cultists do that. they are ""friendly"". shes not into you sorry bud.

>Redpilled
No
>Best Neighbors
Yes

I know Mormon families m8, don't lie to me.

Probably just nice, 97% of the women in my stake are like that

Well on whatsapp she doesn't initiate but does respond, sometimes enthousiastic haha's or sometimes lol ok's.

in real life she usually walks to me in the lecture breaks and taps me on the shoulder and starts yapping about what we just heard.

it's weird tbqh. She seems like a normal girl too me, but she's also into the weird mormon shit if i check her fb.

Are these utah-tier mormons or normal mormons? Utah-tier are basically cucked

These kind of fellows roam Indian streets, I mean all streets mainly poor streets where people shit in street and convert them all to christians.

I think it's safe to say that this board no longer knows what 'redpilled' actually means and the term has lost all meaning.

> marrying a heretic

not really religious tbqh but still registered catholic

>they're
It's THEIR, you fucking illiterate niggers.

your a faggot

I'm in Colorado so all the Mormons I know either live in Utah or they just moved across the divide.

Your right though, the closer you get to Salt Lake the crazy they get.

crazier*

no christian can be redpilled because
THEY WORSHIP A FUCKING JEW

Mormonfag here, can confirm they can, and often are, crazy.

One of my profs was a Mormon, had a gorrilion kids and was nice enough but he gave hard assignments. I'll give them a 7/10

Dutch catholics suck. You don't even have whorehouses like the rest of your country.

Mormonfag2 here checked, keked, & can confirm

we have carnaval for whores. we do have whorehouses though i don't know where you get that idea.

But philosophy...

user, are you in Happy Valley as well?

i knew some mormons before and they were pretty based

I studied in Tilburg. No brothels, I checked multiple times. I fucked a whore in Nijmegen though.

Mormons are nigger monkey dogshit.

They hate white people. No different than Judeo-Catholics.

>Glenn Beck
>Mitt Romney

They are THE OTHER white meat.

literally studying in tilburg right now senpai. I think eindhoven has whores. and tilburg at the station. Never went to whores so couldn't tell

>mfw I'm technically related to Romney.
>mfw Romney is related to Chris Pratt.
>mfw I'm related to Chris Pratt.

That's how they get some guys. The women are good, but they'll want you to convert before you marry them. Next thing you know you have 12 kids and have been on a missionary trip, knocking on doors and trying to tell people about Mormon Jesus cussing bidding visiting America.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE

lol no, I know a mormon who refused to have kids and adopted two handicapped retards to show everyone how much she cares.

You have to be a special kind of retard I guess.

What a coincidence!
Which faculty?

>inb4 TiSEM

That's not normal. She's weird. Tell her that Provo Mormons think she's weird.

FINALLY we're getting curious about the MQ (mormon question).

Mormons are exactly like jews in all the bad ways. Deceptive and devious, but without the nice sense of humor of the jew or capability to conform to a society.

Jews take over finance and media. Mormons take over Finance and INTELLIGENCE SERVICES.

I'm not going to give everything away because I am currently writing a book on the most serious Question of our time. The Mormon Menace is a very devious and destructive force which intends to destroy the USA using finance, real estate, corrupting Christianity, and finally through the Intelligence services destroying all of their enemies (every goy in the world).

YES, most defiantly.
(the ones I know anyway)
kek

tls

No, I'm a MichAnon

God fucking damn my whole fucking life. Why is everyone I ever talk to from fucking Michigan?!

As an exmormon, fuck this cult. AMA if you want was raised it in and left when I was 22

Those are neo-mormons, using the religion to further their success

purple pilled at best

>last bastion of hope for the white race
>cucked af leadership wants to flood utah with refugees
>promotes strong, healthy, clean-living families
>basis of religion is so fucked and insane that you have to consciously bluepill yourself
>redpilled about media manipulation and promotion of degeneracy
>constantly covers up Joseph Smith's degeneracy

t. exmormon

Not with godawful ties like those. This isn't 1996.

Happy Valley mormons don't come on Cred Forums?

Checked

>Jews take over finance and media. Mormons take over Finance and INTELLIGENCE SERVICES.
>I'm not going to give everything away because I am currently writing a book on the most serious Question of our time. The Mormon Menace is a very devious and destructive force which intends to destroy the USA using finance, real estate, corrupting Christianity, and finally through the Intelligence services destroying all of their enemies (every goy in the world).

Interesting, would you say their interest in intelligence stems from some sort of misguided patriotism, or do they want to subvert American values?

not redpilled

good honest family oriented culture though. what all of white people used to be like long ago.

I'll be damned if they bring fucking refugees into my state. Utah is nice and calm. I don't need any niglets ruining my home.

>Is Happy Valley Mormon
'sup babe.

I used to live in Happy Valley and came here from time to time. Then I left the church and moved away.

I didn't notice that when I typed it.

Thanks for correcting it faggot.

Was watching COPS in Salt Lake City episode.

All these giant island people are their criminal element, but it seems to be simple crimes, not ultraniggerviolence tier shit like many American cities.
Somoa Mormon perp is actually carry small form Book of Mormon in his back pocket when cop arrests him.
>wtf.jpeg
Cop stops, sits dude down on sidewalk, begins to preach from the book. Somoa perp starts to cry and begs forgiveness and admits to many other crimes. Cop gets entire family of perp outside, they all chide perp and read shit from the book.
>publicshaming.jpeg
Cop says, "I have to take you in, that's the law, but we can help you and I swear I'll help you brother."
>mfw skinny white cop destroyed giant somoa criminal using book of mormon.

They actually have lower recidivism rates than anywhere else in the country.

Should be be forcing religion on these nogs? This does seem to work pretty well.

youtube.com/watch?v=5jOhOB8MD7g

Advice,

Stop texting her. It will make everything clear.

She might just want to convert you as all mormons do.

I notice that there's suddenly a lot of Mormon porn - especially gay Mormon porn - on xHamster. Is (((someone))) now trying to undermine the Mormon man through appealing to his lusts?

wh@t did xhe mean by dis???????

Don't be gay.
Is she a good woman? Are you a good man?
Get with her, if you're strong she will follow you and all your beliefs.
My wife goes to my church, is now a republican, and now is quite racist and conceal carries.
She was a philly liberal when I met her.

Was with some friends when their car broke down. Only person to stop and help us was a Samoan dude. The ones here in Utah are super nice and always trying to help.

>intends to destroy the USA
That's a funny way of saying "save"
Brigham Young said
>when the Constitution of the United States hangs, as it were, upon a single thread, they will have to call for the 'Mormon' Elders to save it from utter destruction; and they will step forth and do it.
Ezra Taft Benson
>I have faith that the Constitution will be saved as prophesied by Joseph Smith. But it will not be saved in Washington. It will be saved by the citizens of this nation who love and cherish freedom. It will be saved by enlightened members of this Church – men and women who will subscribe to and abide by the principles of the Constitution
Mormons are commanded by their prophets to be patriotic.

I'll continue to say this but having a priest or book tell you what to do as an adult isn't a thing a smart person would do.

It amuses me that there is a whole 'Mormon fetish' porn genre of people in their magic underwear and whatnot.

mormongirlz.com/

Doesn't do it for me at all since mormon garments are ugly as fuck and I'm glad I don't wear them anymore. But still makes me laugh that it exists.

Make sure to include the part where they use their magic underwear to open the stargate & talk to dead people in those temples

link to your blog?

Brigham Young actively attempted to LITERALLY cuck his followers and was murdered for being a sneaky snake. If he was a prophet of anyone, it was satan.

I do not regret never getting my endowments. Garments are ugly as fuck. I do not regret being inactive, other than that girls here only date you if you served a mission.

They marry white women. Both men and women follow traditional family roles. Ban harmful drinks like alcohol and soda.

All the ones I have known have their shit together, very nice, very conservative, avoid debt, live healthy lives and apparently their leadership instructs them to hoard food storage and other emergency supplies, almost all of the American ones I met also hoard guns and ammo and are the most patriotic people I have ever met.

Don't know how they are in the rest of the world.

>Are X red pilled?

American Mormons are very often white and very often have lots of kids and stable families. As far as I'm concerned they can believe in whatever the fuck they want

the soda thing is just idiots taking personal preferences of leaders too far.

Yeah you didn't miss much. Put on a freaking hospital robe, let an old guy touch you and mumble some stupid blessings. Then go upstairs and sit through a boring ass movie about the creation wear a hat, do some handshakes through a curtain, and then hang out in the most white people room ever created.

Since their creation they see themselves as victims (sound familiar???????).
Unlike jews using corruption tactics, mormons prefer to know everything about every enemy before that person even becomes powerful.

They completely control the NSA top down, and also the CIA. Mormon church has always worked hand in hand with the CIA, including during the cold war. This makes absolute sense if you think it through.

They are actually patriots in a different sense.

Mormons have taken over the American intelligence services, and they are in the position to do all the hiring within the services as well.

Generally, Mormons are more 'patriotic' to the USA than the average American. But this is ZOG America we're talking about. That's the America they want, they see old style America (the one they tried to start a civil war with) as dangerous and therefore they see themselves as victims forever.

Is fucking a Mormon boipuccy considered an achievement?

(((Who))) owns mormongirlz.com? Registered through Google with a privacy block on the DNS fields.

Lick my anus.

If I lived there and came on this site I probably would have left too but, we're more redpilled up here

Read some Hegel, Nietzsche and then Wittgestein and realise than philosophy is not a way to live.

Fuck, I always assumed people were joking with what went on during the endowment. That just sounds creepy.

Lansing stake, hmu

And this is why they believe they must completely control all Intelligence Services.

No idea, came across it in some exmormon thread ages ago.

Enh it wasn't Cred Forums that got me out. It was all the historical issues, whitewashing, covering up of stuff and questionable doctrine among other things that changed my mind about things.
I'm more bluepilled than redpilled these days.

You can watch the whole thing for yourself on YT

youtube.com/watch?v=5VrsFEiTpsQ

NewNameNoah is an exmo who goes around secretly recording all their rituals.

I have no clue what stake that is. I only knew my home stake which I havent been to in years.