Brit/pol/ - Curly wurly edition

reminder that liberalism is moral syphilis

That makeup.

depends on the engine size i believe.

Take that front L plate off

You never get bothered by the police unless they are right cunts

Making me want a bike again

cuck

I give it 10 years tops.

2-3 years m8
Screenshot this

>V4 countries say they will fight for the "right" of their citizens to live and work in the UK

How is this any different than me breaking into a rich persons house and saying I have a "right" to their stuff?

not at all. They don't have a "right" to live and work here. That's like you said, or also like me going to a shop and saying that dey raciss for not hiring me

Nah keep it on, I rode with a friend who took it off and the police pulled him and gave him 3 points for riding without due care and attention. (Wasn't aware he had no front plate the police said.)

THANKS FER WATCHING

EU is allowed to make arragont statements and not be held accountable for them.

For a 125cc or less you need a CBT test

£120 and it needs renewed every year (trying to encourage people to get the actual license)

BREGGZIT

Aiite, place your bets, who's next to bail on the EU?

Leaning on Denmark, France or Greece. Only so long you can get fucked in the arse for...

The EU will survive Brexit. We've always kept ourselves on the periphery, so the long-term effects of us leaving won't bring the whole union down. But if other countries start to leave, like France or the Netherlands, I think it'll very quickly begin to break up. Hungary and the other Eastern European countries might well form their own mutual alliance and split away as a group once they think they've siphoned off as much money as they can.

Do it lad.

The EU is cucking itself into oblivion currently.
It probably wont even last 5 years the way this shit is looking.
its probably gonna buckle under the right-wing movements, nonworking migrant population, overpopulation and economic collapse.

Also how bad is it over there m8? as bad as they shitpost on Cred Forums?

none of the list'd

We shouldn't take kindly to thinly veiled threats from these irrelevant countries.

oh fur focks sake

I'd say it's a tossup between the Netherlands and France.

They are the only countries that seem to be making anti EU noises.

Sweden is just so cucked it may as well be a giant black cock.

>It probably wont even last 5 years the way this shit is looking.
it will last, it just wont be the EU as we know it.

HELLOO!

Denmark
But i think Norway will abandon their shitty deal before that

You need to do compulsory basic training (CBT) which is £90.

After you complete that and get your certificate, you are allowed to ride on 125cc motorbikes or scooters on roads, and not allowed on motorways or to carry passengers. Must have L plates on.

You also must be at least 24 years old before you're allowed to ride anything after passing the test. if you're under 24, you're restricted to a certain amount of horsepower. Think its 30 or something.

Helmet, gloves, trousers, jacket were around £150, the bike was £750, insurance £200. There's a bit of start up costs but the fuel efficiency of these things are completely insane. I get around 100mpg on it. Most cars have around 30 mpg.

Also I highly recommend you learn to drive a car first before you hop on one of these things.

Defrosted homemade chicken madras with microwaved leftover egg fried rice and British kale from Norfolk for dinner lads.

Why do you hate multiculturalism when it gives us such fantastic benefits like this?

offtopic: why is this guy talking so strange? Like as if he got seamless jumpcuts

Denmark or Netherlands for sure.

Greece never will, it is a basket case that is on EU funding life support.

France is unlikely tbhonest. Too politically close to germany.

>implying countrys will break away forom the EU.

They'll stay in the EU but just wont follow the rules, this is why they want a EU army. just look at hungery stance on immigration

because he does have jumpcuts

its every 2 years.

They can't quite believe we voted for Brexit

STILL

It'll take a while for them to understand this

DESU

>tfw we were the only ones stopping the EU from federalising

Feels bad man. We've freed ourselves but perhaps created something much worse in the process. Maybe we should've listened to the experts. I hope it doesnt happen.

K'uz We sPeaK WIth PUncuAtions

awkward, poorly-timed laughter

That pic is a bit hard to follow ;_;

we've got the recipe and now they can fuck off

Ehh... i live in quite a quiet town outside of the big cities, so not too much actually goes on here. Immigrant population is incredibly high though, even for a smaller town.

Was super concerning when Milo cancelled his appearence at the pride parade in Rinkeby (famous ghetto area in Stockholm) because they couldn't guarentee his safety. I think at that point they realized that maybe shit's going a little too far.

Sverigedemokraterna are on the rise so people are doing what they can to appease pissed off voters who are sick of being taken advantage of. Don't think it'll work though...

Basicly for three years living here in Sweden, the people here have been so nice to me, but get dicked over by dickhead politicians, and entitled migrants. Of course a lot of them get work but a lot don't, and if they do it's low skilled work...

Living here is like having a kid brother who keeps hanging out with cunts and taken advantage of, but insists you do nothing to interfere...

Pic related: This is true. This guy just said he was 14, they couldn't prove otherwise because "dental examinations to verify age are racist." I swear to christ...

Because if you want a FTA with passporting rights, then yes, you must accept freedom of movement with Romanian and Bulgaria. You want a FTA but not take the other responsibilities? What do you expect?

Which is why I'm very sure that there will be no FTA and that our banks will lose their passporting rights. And if that happens, then we will suffer economically but we will control immigration.

It's honestly a question as to what price you are prepared to pay to control immigration.

You require CBT (Cock & balls torture) which can cost up to £100, but I'll sort you out for free if you come to me

>brit
rhymes with
>shit

we were the ones keeping the balance. The EU army will be used in france to oppress the people first. The EU got greedy and let in too many too quickly

Thanks

I'm a private hire driver in London, but stopping soon and want to ride a bike instead of a car. Thinking of getting a supermoto type bike first

Now this video is quality banter

order-order.com/2016/09/19/libdems-who-are-they/#disqus_thread

Maybe we joined to make it fall apart. Divide and rule.

kraut rhymes with kraut

>Cock & balls torture £100
Is that per hour?

>but I'll sort you out for free if you come to me
Where do you live?

My sister has just started college and has already begun to turn into a SJW because she's done 2 sociology classes and thinks she's hot shit.

Eddie Izzard was on the tele whilst dinner was on, me and my mum began talking about how dressing up as a woman on a rally is fucking silly and alienates the normal working class voter further. My sister then pipes up with something along the lines of "he can wear whatever he wants".

Went through exactly how he, and the rest of his middle-class liberal friends, pretend to represent the working class but actually they're all in it for self-gain. Explained how the classical socialist doesn't exist anymore because of these class traitors who would rather wear high heels and prance around than organise a union or actually go to work.

Why has the left abandoned the working class in favour of "minority groups"?

REBUILD THE EMPIRE SENPAI.

Even if they do federalise, The disloyalty of of police forces and Military will see the federation collapse.
as wall as the cultural differences.
Swedish police are already resigning at stupidly high rates.
once "multiculturalism" hits to all of it it'll fuck itself.

At this point civil war is inevitable.

Can they be saved in your opinion?
Have you had any confrontation with the (((Refugees)))?
If so do tell.

>le philosophical smoking bisexual midget

it was ment to be a united Europe not a unified europe

>Why has the left abandoned the working class in favour of "minority groups"?
Because its easier to secure their vote and they are less demanding. Divide and conquer

The left realised they could just import hundreds of thousands of new voters to replace the working class

rent senpai. and good transport. good bars too

>also this

im friends with this guy on fb just to see his salty posts. his brexit rant was delicious.

anyone else friends with lefties just to taste their bitter tears. i seriously hope trump is elected. the meltdown will be glorious

RUBBESH

Leave MW alone!

...

12 Emma Street, Accy lad, hope that's not too far. It looks boarded up but just knock and I'll let you through

>Why has the left abandoned the working class in favour of "minority groups"?
1.They dont work
2.lack of nationlism
3.Female

>My sister then pipes up with something along the lines of "he can wear whatever he wants".

That's right though...

>My sister has just started college and has already begun to turn into a SJW because she's done 2 sociology classes and thinks she's hot shit.

Same. She used to be a "girly" girl, but over the last few years she's become fat, has green hair, calls herself a different name to her birth name, says she's pansexual or something.

Meanwhile I look normally masculine but I'm a depressed KV.

JDIMSA

>tfw you witness a rape victim being lured on brit/pol/

>english tooth
rhymes with
>AIDS booth

I'm just here because of that curly wurly. I need it.

Here's the threads in order with all the irrelevant stuff removed, lad. (too big to post)

sli.mg/a/XsVBoF

>anyone else friends with lefties
No, I have no friends

The swedes have already started to grow a bit of a backbone when it comes to realizing how mental they are when it comes to the PC culture. The people are starting to stir and kick up the dust. But as it is with the rest of europe, the further the pendulum is pulled to the left, the further it will swing to the right when control is reliquished. SvD are pretty frigging tame in comparison to the shit Trump has been saying, literally all they want is immigration control and everyone labels them racist.

If Trump wins in the states, SvD will rise here for sure.

As for confrontations, i did part time work teaching in a school once, as i'm aspiring to be a science and maths teacher, them being in high demand here. Some little shit tried to tell the headteacher i was racist cause i wouldn't let him go out and blow his nose before i took the register.

Where i am though, the neighbours are nice enough (we live in quite a high-immigrant density area of town.) The bin houses are set on fire now and then, and people keep writing "Fuck Isreal" on the buildings, but nobody's tried to rape my wife... so i have that going for me...

>MFW one less degenerate walking around

>wanting to suck a micron-thick layer of chocolate off a useless disgusting ladder made of glue

>Germany
rhymes with
>Refugees

I slept through all my indoctrination classes. For some reason my red pilled friend and I fell right asleep. I don't know if his brain control device wasn't working or what.

I don't know if I hate a person on Earth more than I hate sadiq khan at this moment. He is such a lying, manipulative bow legged turd.

>He doesn't like caramel
Faggot

>when you're a racist and you live nextdoor to a niggress who is so pretty that you want to mate with her
dabsforeheadwithcloth.jpeg

This

Anyone with friends needs to get the fuck off my board

Pics pls

Some black girls are qt

He can wear what he wants, doesn't mean anyone has to take him seriously when he does it.

Why the fuck does no one in brit/pol/ hail from Brum.
I've just applied to a job there and realised I've never seen anyone frmo there on here.

>no pakis on brit/pol/
Good point.

>German
sounds like
>Cunt

I-is it OK to bring a friend?

caramel is a soft filling, that shit in curly-wurlies is like cartilage

I just want to live in a self sustaining Britain in which the British People work for the sake of the country and for their fellow men. A place in which we put our own, those born here, first whilst only allowing those we need in.

We'd go to work not because of money, but because everyone in this nation would depend on us - each one of us sharing the same bond.

Suffrage would be earned through a 2 year national service (armed or public).

Make Scouts mandatory for children and teach them how to rely on themselves and work within a team.

Make Marxism British Again! (kill all liberals)

You don't get to bring friends.

Does Sweden allow any personal protection? I remember a story of a girl who got arrested for mace when she fought off an attacker with it.

its your job to make sure she doesn't have nigger kids, put a ring on it andd fill her up

I'd feel bad for posting a full face shot. Here is a shot where she is only just in shot.
She's probably around 45-50kgs, too. Really petite.

>Tfw a hot mulatto stokes her foot up my leg to my cock region under the desk back in secondary school
>Tfw I sperged and blurted out "No thank you" in the middle of class
>I leaned back on the chair and nearly fell over
At least I got close enough to know she liked fingering her arse.

That's why you let them get warm before you eat them. Do you really not know how to eat your own sweets?

"can i go out and blow my nose"
"no you cant go and blow your nose before i take the register"
"FUCKING RACIST YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THIS"
Picturing that in my head is so ludicrous it made me audibly laugh.
But if it was a kid, then kids thinking that by saying "racist" to a white person can get them to give in is pretty enraging.

And it sounds pretty bad man, are you planing on staying or having second thoughts?

sounds really gay m8

>Make Marxism British Again!
communist brit with closed boarders
i can dream

post more

If a white British mayor of London said something like "Muslims will just have to get used to the West intervening in their tribal squabbles" he would be lynched from the nearest tree by a crowd of cucks and pakis.

I wish I lived in London so I could brick his windows the cunt.

Yeah how big is he?

If that what it takes. But I doubt if it will. The V4 also don't want immigrants.
There is only one question about immigration that a person needs to ask themselves. That is how many will you let in. A million, a billion, all that want to come. Or do you want to control the numbers. The immigration crises has only just started. It will get worse, the 20s 30s 40s have yet to come.

Why have you gone to Sweden? Is your wife Swedish?

>see a hot Mulatto
>she is obviously a nigger, but white enough that your kids would look white
The temptation...

Here's a mulatto I went to school with. She went on holiday with her flat-chested white girlfriends, and she's there, lying on the beach, packing those big fucking melons.

just respect my authority REEEEEEEEE

...

thicc

I forgot:

Obligatory dabsforehead.jpeg

>white enough that your kids would look white

You're delusional desu

That hair on mixed race girls is my weakness

Noice. Been riding on L plates myself for over a year now. (Been driving for longer) Planning on taking the theory test soon 2bh.

How much does Brit/pol/ earn wagecucking?

£35k here

Blair did literally nothing wrong.

Yes and no... Pepper spray, very much illegal. There is like an alternative "Defence spray" that people can buy here that's mentholated or some shit... Less powerful but if it gives you a couple of seconds then i guess it's good.

Otherwise we have these great wristbands that say "Don't rape me"! Super effective!

The story was literally
>"Can i go and sneeze?" (Didn't know the expression was to "blow one's nose")
>"Wait until i do the register and hand out the cover work so we don't all have to wait on you."
>enragedchild.jpg
>"It's because i'm black isn't it?"
>"...How did you come to that conclusion?"
>"I haven't seen you do this to a white student, only to me. I'm the only one you've been rude to. You must be racist."
>"You're the only one that i've met who's been annoying me. What's your point?"
>Proceeds to get headteacher and tries to get me in trouble with the school board
>Headteacher is on my side, turns out he's done this to a few other teachers before.

Difference is that the teachers here are whipped as fuck. The kids aren't used to the idea of a teacher firing back the bants. Funny as fuck to embarass them, but it's made me seem a little unprofessional in the past, i must admit.

Planning on staying dude, married to a solid Swedish blonde cutie and besides... You got brexit. I must turn my gaze to nations that truly need Great British Banter.

Yep. The rumors are true. If you can get a swedish girl, get them before they're outbred. The average standard of beauty goes above and beyond in this country.

blair set the ball rolling, spineless banker

Why are there so many pedos in the UK? It seems like your entire establishment is brimming with them.

New policy idea: execute illegal migrants who won't say where they're from and who have destroyed their passports

ur gay m8

Islam is reactionary, Britain is revolutionary.

If we can start one stage of human development we can start another!

No, he has strange emphasis pattern like this

dont let strangers in.
sounds like common sence

The best teachers are the ones who defenestrate the pupils who aren't there to learn, but only to disrupt others' learning.

What's the progression of far-right politics going to be in this country?

Will NA answer sDL and EDL ever evolve into more holistic respectable and professional organisations who focus on helping society?

>tfw could have shagged some big titted mullato girl out on the piss one night
>As we were about to leave to back to her place I went for a piss and told my mate to tell her I'll be back in a sec
>Him being a massive sperg and a lot more racist than I was back then told her I had hooked up with another girl
>She left in tears according to my other pals

I wanted to break his fucking legs, still do to this day.

They're going to keep getting in unless there's a suitably large disincentive.

>tfw Hitler killed National Socialism

Islam relies on religion to goven, it is anti-establisment.

Not a popular opinion here. Punishment in Swedish schools is almost nonexistent. I had to go to a private school to find one that even had detentions. Even then it was a "Three strikes and you stay behind for an hour after school" job.

soon we will have schools to put them all in... non-grammar schools

I know... I love it.

£15k topkek. But my job is easy and relatively fun. I work in a lab.
I have just been put forward by an agency for a job at £26k. But I don't think I'd enjoy it.

Probably saved you from STDs desu

immigrants will destory your schooling, in turn your countrys furture

what do you do?

>Why are there so many pedos
Because we are getting better at spotting them.
When will you step up your game and start naming your own?

I don't think that's fair to the kids who do try, but don't manage to get into grammars. They want to learn too.

I'd smash that one on the right tbqh

Mart sharter here, what the fuck is a curly wurly and why does it sound tasty

>these little shits think that by screaming racist they can get what they want
>its taught to them at an early age
>"if a white man tells you not to do something call him a racist and he'll let you do it"

PURGE. ALL OF THEM. NOW. AGE IS NO LONGER A FACTOR.

also
>Swedish teachers are cucks
no surprise there to be honest lad.

Just make sure you're good when shit hits the fan as its pretty much inevitable now.

Good luck with your career though and i wish you and yer wife the best.

Hard caramel with a thin chocolate covering. Kinda like milk duds but in a chocolate bar form.

It's a type of candy bar, it's basically stretchy caramel covered in chocolate, when you eat one you can't not get flakes everywhere.

well they will have a goal of ensuring a better furture for there kids by educating them for what they NEED to know. lucky you'll be aware of which schools require your guidance.
too many propentaly great people are croupted

Shit nigga
Sounds god-tier

as my mum always told me, lifes not fair

it's caramel (that's carrmel to you) with chocolate around it
the bar is too long, it's harder than diamonds unless you leave it in the sun all day and it has a stupid name 3/10 would only eat if forced

That's I carry a rubber in my wallet lad. Never get to use it but it's like nukes, better to have one and not need it than need it and not have one.

enought coal burning, fuck off to /s/ there is nothing political about you circle jerking about women. BTFO

>when you eat one you can't not get flakes everywhere.
This, probably the most annoying thing about Curly Wurly's.

R.I.P thread

You have no authority here. The Revolutionary War made sure of that.

Anyone watching dispatches on channel 4?

>channel 4

...

They're too tainted. It'll have to come from somewhere new and respectable.

I am now. How bias has it been towards Corbyn thus far?

If she manages to start decreasing immigration numbers she is going to win an absolute landslide.

Obviously she failed spectacularly as Home Sec, but she was up against Cameron and Osborne.

Mate i'm British living over here. I'm trying to SAVE this shit...

Imagine a chocolate and toffee orgasm in your mouth. Now imagine you didn't suck black cock for a living and instead had to pay 35p for the joy of it. That's a Curly Wurly.

Much appreciated cocker. I hope team Brexit stays strong and gives me many more stories to chuckle at from over here. Sweden's media is so controlled that there's no point checking the media for anything nowadays.

£45k
feelsgoodman.jpg

They won't need to evolve. I think the native % will just keep dropping until we reach a point where they just wants shitskins to be removed and aren't arsed about how respectable and professional the people that do it are.

The trick is to break in in to little bits and let it melt in your mouth.
To brake it, your mates head or the head of any convenient passer by, is favourite.

Would Cred Forums accept her?

This is the closest I've been to being okay with accepting a refugee.
As long as she doesn't get to bring her family.

surely all she has to do is meaningfully reduce immigration and the UKIP vote turns blue

this.

Wasn't that called something like Raven?

wtf I love jihad now

Just had a roast dinner ketchup. Wasn't too bad tbqh.

No.

Turkey is safe.
Greece is safe.
All the countries between Greece and Germany are safe.

>but she was up against Cameron and Osborne.
>people who pledged to get it down into the tens of thousands.

Cameron and Osborn weren't blacking her or anything. It was an empty promise then and it's an empty promise now.

That and get a reasonable deal from the EU without collapsing the economy.

Are you fucking sure lad? A cripple who will be a drain on society?

I'm liking her more and more now, I was pissed off about her nanny state bills like (psychoactive substances bill and the snoopers charter) but she's becoming more based.

>cocker
A-are you form the black country by any chance?

But do they have adequate wheelchair infrastructure?

NOICE!

I Think the conservatives are the best people to handle a hard briexit desu

This. Everyone's talking how UKIP will take the labor seats but honestly I think tories will smash it

Nope, not going to swaying by emotional appeals.

Nope, she still should have stayed in the FIRST safe country.

Cameron and Osborne may have been blocking her.
Osborne's economic growth figures were half down to immigration.

London Mayer executed for being a traitor when?

Yes.

How can one chocolate bar be so fucking shit?

Mate, you've fallen for the oldest trick in the book.

>find individual among the masses that will pull on a few heart strings
>children are good but disabled are better
>"You wouldn't deport this poor woman would you?"
>"HMMM WOULD YOU?"

It's the most common tactic. She isn't a refugee, she's a migrant, therefore should be treated as a migrant.

oh yes, you have to have handcap'd accesabilty, its very important in a modern sociaty. We are very progressive here.

That's cool as fuck.

>As long as she doesn't get to bring her family.

Addendum: And as long as she lets me cuddle her and stroke her hair.

M8, the bike is alright but this is Cred Forums not fagbook.

>how nujeen mustafa crossed several borders illegally for bennies

>Mum, can I have a Fudge?

Said no one ever

SHE'S A CRIPPLE. A RETARD. A DISGUSTING FREAK. YOU MONSTER.

Any fucking savage that puts raisins in chocolate should be stabbed.

Along with those that enable the production of said chocolate bars by eating them.

DIE! YOU ENABLERS!

Soon

>terrorism is "part and parcel" of urban life - t. Agnostic Mooslem :^)

He's such a lying scumbag.

Yeah dude, fucking radical 8^)

She has seen more of Europe than I have. And she's a cripple shitskin from shitland.

>radical islam

just ordered an indian

>tfw 8.5k

I would try and find something else but I love my job too much. Will go up to roughly 9k when I'm 25 in December but even then it's not enough for me to live comfortably.

>you always eat the little versions last in a tub of hero's chocolate you get for christmas

I've grown to like these after thinking they were shit my whole life. Chocolate is meaningless now dairy milks have gone rubbish and Spiras are gone though

What'd you get lad?

>getting anything other than a lamb ceylon balti

Exactly, but May can't afford to sacrifice them. It's not going to happen.

19k and I hate it

stop being an americanised nob jockie, raisins are good for you

>eating johnny foreigner food

No chippys about mate?

Did it comply?

i unironically enjoy fudges and chomps

Fuck off you savage.

Leaving the EU will likely harm our growth figures. May is still doing it.
If she can reduce immigration without going into a recession, she might do it.

...

...If Essex counts as the black country, then sure?

On that note... where are the rest of you cunts from? Grade A Chav reporting in.

idk some meat with crazy pooinloo names
ive been eating like shit recently, I needed to introduce something healthy into my diet like rice
good post

>Boy at my school ages ago called Ben Cormack
>Never really knew him but always used to shout Ben "Korma" with my mates as we meet him.
>Started calling him:
>Ben "Tika"
>Ben "Madras"
>Ben Lamb Ceylon"
The only reason it was funny was because it pissed him off.

We ay from Brum, am we?

go fuck of to america if you like chocolate chips so much, go shove some raw coockie dought in your mouth you whore

>the latest happenings aren't big enough anymore

He was fucked anyway. Most Bens get:
>Ben Dover

Funny, but you're still a dick.

We used to call a guy named Graham, "Grey Hair", because it sounds like Graham, and he had grey hair. But he didn't mind it so it was okay.

Trophy later banjo bars. I fucking dream of these. You know when you really want something but can't get it.

>Says the dumb retard posting American raisins

Die you enabler.

there was a guy in our year called Ben Bowdler, we called him "Gay"

the amerikikery in Syria the other day is a pretty big deal desu

I'm not saying it's impossible, but if she manages it I will be utterly astounded. I'm sure if there was a way, Cameron would have already done it. Their governments aren't all that different.

Where were you when Boris Johnson declared war on Daesh/ISIS/ISIL/IS/Islamic State/Cunts and saved the West alongside Trump and Putin?

Lads I saw an article in the graun last week saying the US should take 100k Syrian 'refugees'. Would you please make them stop writing such bilge.

Cameron and Osborne were full cuckservatives. We're talking Jeb Bush level. May is more like... I don't know, Christie I suppose. Someone not as cucked, but still cuckish.

link?

A friend used to do an impression of Bill Nighy as Davy Jones saying 'curly-wurly'. True story.

>tfw yamyam
feelsgoodman

Essex is not the black country sadly m8.

Tipton reporting in

>rapists, slavers and murderers must be punished
no fucking shit

Obama is planning on just that.

YEEHAW! Y'ALL GOIN DOWN THE MONSTER TRUCK RALLY? JUST GOTTA PICK UP SOME NON-DAIRY CREAMER FROM TRADER JOE'S

There used to be a lad at primary school called Nicholas I teased by calling Knickerless. He had autism or something, flipped out big time. He ran into a stall in the boys toilets, and I tossed wet tissue paper in over the top as he grunted in frustration.

>Go to the shops.
>Buying a some ES for a trip.
>Cheap shit keeps me awake.
>Go through the shop, smeel a bunch off pot going past the Polkies.
>Get my shit and pay.
>Lady at the till.
>"Oi, are you over 16?"
I hate fuckin baby face. 19 and people think I'm 16 for fucksake.

>tl:dr: Shit

Mate here in Sweden there's knock off Cadbury fingers... MADE BY FUCKING CADBURY.

They taste nothing like them but they're made to EU standards and thus taste like shit...

God i'd kill for a creme egg one of these days...

>Boris Johnson
>Donald Trump
>Vladimir Putin
>Nigel Farage

Take note.. we are in the age of a new force...

TEAM LADS HAS RISEN. ISIS STANDS NO CHANCE.

Well hopefully congress will manage to hold him off until he's out of office.

that's your turn english people

Tell me more before I die.

Cocker is not yam yam at all wtf?

why do you think they sell them here, because amerifats dont eat them.
If your mum never gave you a box of those raisins i can automaticly tell you she never gave you one of these (pic related)
>your mother doesn't love you enought to care about you

As long as he isn't replaced by coughgirl..

>tfw 24
>Still get asked for ID when buying scratchcards when I'm clean shaven

You don't know the meaning of suffering lad

which one is the best

Why are you in fucking Sweden?

After we leave the EU will we get back Jif cleaning cream and Dime Bars?

We get Dairy Milk in some stores over here. Even if it's changed it's still far better than Hershey's.\

Fortunately some places also stock G&B.

That's odd lad, all the people i know say it.
They call you cock as in the rooster.

>twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/777944319126802432

best: the one I live in
worst: the one you live in

ENABLER FAGGOT SHIT HEAD, DIE DIE DIE!

DIE YOU SCUM!

home countys are the best countys

What a terrifying prospect.

At least I can still use my young scots card for 10% off anyway.
I guess I have it a bit better then

Mate the Swedish pussy game is tight as fuck. Besides, somebody's gotta save these cucks from themselves...

We occasionally get Hershey's imports here. S'allright, but i miss the taste of the homeland.

>Church
>No Mosque

How far we have come!

If you aren't Iceni you aren't a true reactionary.

Trump will win.

Nay: Trump will win a LANDSLIDE.

We're going to see a Brexit-level shift towards the shy-nationalist position. Trump will win by like... 6pts.

I've heard cock but not cocker.

Did you really miss this?

bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-37398721

they deliberately fucked over a truce and a chance to team up with the russkis to fight ISIS, then just went 'whoops'. Now it's all kicked off again.

you mad your mummy doesn't love you?
My mummy roll'd me in a bag of sugar when i was a child, thats why im so sweet :3

really hope trump wins for you guys but if not I will shitpost relentlessly and with extreme prejudice

For whatever reason the Hershey's you get in Hershey (the town in PA) is much better than the stuff in stores.

After trying Cadbury at the urging of a Brit friend I couldn't make myself go back to store Hershey's.

wtf im not reading about shit in durka-durkastan who cares lol

Member.. Member when you could only swear on a bible in the court of law?

Well, we've still got Assange's promise to release something damaging on her a few weeks before the election. Let's see what he can do.

Anyone have any pics of Theresa May where she's decent looking?

That's better. I wonder if anyone still thinks USA has been fighting ISIS at all the last few years.

tfw can't wait for NEET hours, i hope we get some more insanity tonight

>Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire
>actually has 'SY' written on it

Kill it.

This. We got the brexit vote done. You Americunts better get Trump in or we riot.

Welcome to the dark side my friend. May you never return.

Inb4 the "Large scale terrorist attack" the other Cred Forums thread is predicting is the DNC getting one final giga wreck.

she always looks decent, and by that i mean shes never indecent

I want to put my dick in Karen's desu hole.

I can't imagine your life.

>just found a Peter Rabbit 50p
>first day of uni tomorrow
Anyone else enjoying life?

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>yfw there are people who actually think like this

NEW

Top Tier: Whispa, Dairy Milk, Toblerone
Ok Tier: Dairy Milk Caramel, Creme Egg, Twirl
Shit Tier: Fudge, Curley Whirly
Broken Teeth Tier: Chomp, Eclairs

dw, I'm sure he'll win as long as he keeps the muzzle on. hillary is the worst candidate I can remember in my lifetime and the winds just seem to be blowing towards nationalism across the whole West.

lincolnshire of course

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it's a real rollercoaster
worst flag in the country, looks like a yank sports team

swap twirl with toblerone and that's pretty spot on

Lindt reindeers are God tier

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i didn't know the swedish made chess baords aswell

The rules are slightly different, in Swedish chess black gets to add back a pawn every other turn, and white isn't allowed to take more than one black piece every other turn.

As the legitimate Duke of Kent according to that Australian guy who claims to be king, my answer is clear.

M8 of mine got id'd the other day and he is 27 going on 28, married and has kids.

Panorama up soon lads

BBC one

aka The White Country

bump 1

bump 2

lads

bump 3

bump 4

bump 5

I can see labour heartland seats turning purple and many other seats turning blue (including SNP areas) next election

aka the capital the British shitposteers

Last bump

And I hope the OP who made the next thread 20 posts early dies of prostate cancer

brit/pol/ is slow as fuck lately