>>89503161

I fucking love jebb, why didn't we put meme magic behind that dopey potato face of his.

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Oh, God. Poor Jeb. Holy fuck. Went from being a Bush family politician to a gag at the Emmys.

I-I-Is that a guy or a girl with short hair?

I literally can't tell with asians a good hunk of the time.

gender is a construct. fap and ask no questions

Your face when Jeb Bush decided to quit politics and becomes a comedy star

It makes me so happy somebody made this meme

I think Jeb found his true calling

Don't get me wrong, I'd give that tongue fucking friction burns regardless, just like knowing what I'm getting into.

No but really tho, that face is begging to be fucked. Like god damn I want to see those eyes roll back after the strength to gag goes away.

SLOW AND STEADY
JEB! 2024

Non potato version

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cKwEmY-uYI

that was pretty good

Jeb seemed like such a nice guy. I wish Cred Forums wouldn't bully him so much.

His family and bizarre life have fucked his mind. He truly belongs here. What he should have done is shed his old life and become Trumps VP. I think he'd have been a genuinely loyal compassionate influence on the office.

Jeb aged 20 years. I miss him.

>I could be doing alot of cool stuff
Being an uber driver?

Video cuts at the best part...

Gaayyyyyyy

Cuts out the best! Jeb exclamation mark

>Be Jeb!
>Get home after long day at the debates exhausted.
>Columba isn't home. She must be over at a friend's house or something.
>*Sigh*
>Sometimes you just wish you could have Trump's life.
>Sit down in front of computer with a bowl of guac. That always cheers you up when you're feeling down.
>The memers are at it again.
>Your twitter feed, your Facebook, your YouTube, all are filled with razor-sharp insults and jokes.
>Their mockery cuts you deep. You cry salty tears into your guac and try to think back on how this happened.
>Then you realize.
>It was never Trump that was the cause of your failure.
>All this time you've been blaming him, but your true abuser was the one who isolated you from your friends, loved your older brother, and never once was proud of you no matter how hard you tried.
>You stand up and close the laptop.
>You slowly begin walking upstairs, your entire life flashing through your eyes as the hatred builds up inside of you.
>You open the first door on the landing, and lying in bed is Barbara Bush.
>"Oh there you are Jeb. Failed again at the debates, hmmm? No wonder, your brother always was the better showman."
>You approach her slowly, hands outstretched. "Hello mother."
>She looked at you confused.
>"Jeb, what're you doing. I haven't hugged you since you were three-"
>Her words are cut off as you close your guac-covered hands around her ropey tortoise-like neck.
>You squeeze and squeeze as tears pour down from your eyes.
>"I hate you mom! You always told me slow and steady would win the race."
>Her eyes roll back and her feeble body goes limp.
>You stagger back, realizing what you've just done.
>You sink to your knees and cover you face in your hands.
>"I'm free" you whisper, as Columba arrives home.

Just wait til 2020

What is it with the Bush brothers that make them seem like regular Joe's? That's how dubya was elected.

No matter how pathetic you think Jeb is he is still part of a family whose wealth and power are almost indescribable.

>2020
>implying memes are more important than the presidency
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