Let's have an MS Paint thread

Let's have an MS Paint thread.

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>Malala Yousa-fucking idiot

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>Malla Yousa-fucking idiot

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Mean words are mean

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Looks like Ben Shapiro

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last one i've got

This one actually gets me triggered

These are getting increasingly meta

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wtf i hate hitler now

How do we fight against circular logic like this? Do we just put a bullet between their head?

>khazarian jews desire ethnostate
>use hitler to get ethnostate with help of anglos
>practice national socialism in israel
>use holohoax as political cover for any criticism
>demonize nationalism and stop tribalism amongst others

really not that hard to grasp, all the gas chamber and oven jokes are just memes

Lol this one is best. So simple

Top fucking kek

god damn they are fucking brilliant.

Did Malala ever weared a gale dress?

This is very important for my political culture and internets.

>*weared, wore, whatever... I dont know this verb well

Yes, da joos "brilliantly" faked a gigantic, massive lie about a genocide w/millions of witnesses. It had to be plausible which is why they chose to pin it on the Nazis who hates da joos (but not enough to genocide them of course!) so they could gain sympathy, just like the Armenians, Indians, and all the other races that have been genocided...

Haha racists and Islamophobes BTFO'D so bad. Take that, bigots.

>techno interests me

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I made a thing

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notice how he never denied the holocaust, only said that khazarian jews desired an ethnostate, used anglos to secure it, practiced national socialism there while using the holocaust to shelter them from criticism while they demonized nationalism everywhere else. you don't even have to deny the holocaust for his post to be spot on.

The more you deny these muslims are terrorists the more white supremacists you will create.

You realize this is basically the alt-right's argument against BLM?

>haha you are statistically more likely to be killed by another black guy than by a cop, so why are you mad that we want to increase your chances of dying by cops?

Fair enough- it is definitely true the Jews have exploited the Holocaust for maximum effect.

Nobody is increasing their chances of dying by cops other than themselves dipshit.

ok

>and the seeds of the red pill have taken hold

another one bites the dust. welcome to Cred Forums, you're here forever.

Good one. Have my favorite ancap in repayment.

it's not the same because if we stopped arresting blacks which sometimes leads to them getting shot then they'd be at a much higher risk of getting popped by another black.

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that's funny, but i like this one better

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5/5

freshly stolen from other thread

This guy nailed it.

Just wanted to say that most of these are spot on, good job lads

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did someone say paint pepe?

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who the fuck is that supposed to be

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this will always be my favorite meme; it epitomizes the mental gymnastics leftists will go through to avoid appearing racist or bigoted.

some faggot

Sadiq Khan, I think.

Obviously the khan faggot, he's holding the constitution... lurk moar.

You're stuck on the holocaust m8. Which the details of the charges against the nazis at Nuremberg are debatable at best, along with the number deaths, the method of killing, who it was that was being killed and why it was being done(gommunisd) are also all debateable With the amount off evidence.

Nothing he said was false, and he didn't deny that he had holocaust happened, I don't either. That's impossible to fake. Details aren't the impossible to fake though.

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That Made me chuckle

I always liked the one where she says that with education you can kill terrorism, despite the fact that most of the Islamist leaders have advanced degrees.

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Do you think bullets can harm her? They tried that once, it only made her more powerful.

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holy shit... so trudeau was right?

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There's a dude in my uni that looks exactly like this and made this exact argument.

bump i love these threads

I have a crush on that girl Malala. I'd love to fuck her... I'd be torn between cumming in her bum (so tight), and in her pussy (getting her pregnant).

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>filename
checked and keked

>wil

go home ppl shows over

DAMN IT

my fucking SIDES.

Libcucks literally believe this.

Ass.

ok

My favorite.

Somebody make a cartoon "Origin of Blacks". Have adam and eve in the garden. Eve wanders away. Before he can follow her, Adam spots a chimpanzee or gorilla in the bushes nearby.
"Six months later..."
The gorilla/chimpanzee is holding her newborn, who is the first Basketball American ever. He says "Sheeeeeiiit".

People like to fit into boxes

top kek

Her """religion""" put a fucking bullet in her head. How can she still defend it?

>9/11 started the iraq war
>american education

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Perfect

>we want to increase your chances of dying by cops
Citation needed.

He just wants there to be less cops so he doesn't get deported when he rapes a woman and strangles her to death after he comes across the border.

>blondes now so rare in England it's considered the most distinguishing feature

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post the continuation where he shits gold

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thank god someone put an 'and' in there, that always triggered me

best one

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kys

>libertarians

kekd but fuk u tho

dick

What's most infuriating about those things is that you can't reply telling the poster that you don't fall for that shit and what a cunt he is, because replying makes it looks like you are trying to ward off his curse.

yea man, meme magic is real. i'm not gonna fuck with it

Wow fuck you bro.

lol immunity cat

Fuck you

ONIGGER JUST BANNED THE PLEDGE IN SCHOOLS

It seems like leftists use "triggered" more than we do these days

wow

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

OC pls r8

>Did malala ever wear

I've got your back brah

Fuck you

shut up retard

This is not okay user...

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I wish I wasn't this guy, being a trump supporter when you're at a Scottish uni is a pain. Every time I say I agree with something trump says I have to follow it up with "but I still don't think he should be voted in."

I absolutely do, just glad I have a couple buddies on the same power level but the wider circle is pretty far left.

This was always my favourite.

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I wish Christians would realize that they're supposed to hate Jews as well as Muslims. Christian "anti-semitism" only died down in the last 100 years or so, coincidentally as Jews were becoming more powerful worldwide.

Didn't realise most of Cred Forums could build evas

Fuck off bruh

Can someone make up some dialogue for the CURRENT YEAR man?

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best one so far

Fuck you

British people are mostly Celtic.

Only about 10% of the English gene pool is made up of Germanic/Scandi blood. The rest is Celtic, native British blood.

They'll never admit it because they love to think they're somehow elevated by their mixed genetics, but they're just nowhere near as mixed as they think. English people are about 90% Celtic.

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Related

youtu.be/uhopt9vzmjc

CELT STRONG

fuck yourself.

fgt

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fuck this meme

Shit I was looking for the actual quote.

>Celtic
>native British blood
Pick one.

Brotip: the Celts were continental invaders that left little genetic mark on the population, just like the Anglo-Saxons

Fucking retard

Typical brits trying to give themselves an identity

Lol. I want to see this too. For now I just have this.

Technically true, but you know what he meant. He wasnt referring to central european celts.

aw

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OPS OC Is better tbqhwom.
your ones stale as shit

>Celts were continental invaders that left little genetic mark on the population
Debatable, it's hard to know if our blood is Celtic or if it's just all the markers for early pre-roman European white men in general. In this sense, the basque people, the Irish, the Bretons the Welsh and Scottish are mostly related.

We're one or the other, either almost full celtic or pre-celtic Britons. It's hard to draw a line.

This conversation includes you too paddy.

this one is shit compared to the OP's

this, catholic/crusadefag here

Needs to be followed up with
>No I don't want it now
>C'mon, just have a taste you can't know it's bad until you try it
>...okay
>It tastes like shit why did I do this

>that'll be 199.99

kek'd hard
this is why us jews come to Cred Forums
it's comedy gold

>catholic/crusadefag here

Underhanded

the jews killed our savior

burn them out

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Yot

I hope you retards are replying to the "your mom will die" poster ironically. If you are seriously afraid she will die if you don't reply you are seriously fucking retards.

Exactly but fuck Catholics and their gay pope and gay ass beliefs. Luther was right. Jesus died for your sins. God will judge you on your faith.

At this point do they even notice?

Rev 3:9 lads

"Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee."

That's all you need to know.

damn son, i sould learn to read the replies before watching the image.

cool OC bro

good job making it before anyone else had covered it

or better

No it isn't.

they are retarded either way.

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They should make posting them/replying to them a bannable offense

this is good

Cred Forums mods are strange about that stuff. They are fine with something shitting up a board most of the time. It's like they resent the posters and are glad they are being annoyed.

this thread is literally the definition of a strawman argument ahhahhaha

you guys are small dick cucks in denial of the fact that hillary clinton will be our next president. i can't wait to come back to this board on Nov. 9 and laugh at your rigged election conspiracies.

Fresh oh see

it needs to have him taste it with a little bit of shit in it and he says "wow you can hardly taste the shit" and the other guy says "lets fix that" and keeps added shit making it a metaphor for pic related

Inspired by a previous thread.

are the elections on nov 9 ??

You mean like when Bush stole the election from Gore.
Funny how conspiracies are only real when the other side is up to them.

Ok

>He's ashamed of his own beliefs

Nice. Good job confirming the liberal bias to their faces idiot.

fug

nov 9 is the day after the election, that's when the fun shit will happen

i don't think the election was stolen necessarily. it's pretty clear that Gore probably would've gotten more votes than Bush had the recounts finished, and that the republicans hastened to certify results that showed Bush ahead. i don't think that's necessarily stealing an election, but it's certainly incredibly disheartening about the politicization of the electoral process.

but jp stevens put it better than I did. read his bush v gore opinion.

>pol is one person
holocaust didn't happen, and the kikes are inviting one in the modern age

you kikes keep an eye on here to know when to leave the countries you've ruined.

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The Russians framed Germany for the massacre of polish civilians and the Jewish death camps, if 6 million Jews died, the Russians did it. If Germany wasn't framed for this then the genocide of the Prussians would've been a little more frowned upon.

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wait guys im actually curious as to how you trumpfags will react to this

how do you guys feel about trump's stated plan to default on the debt? it would literally tank the world markets

mediamatters.org/research/2016/05/08/media-slam-trump-s-insane-plan-default-us-debt/210297

I hate this meme

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Aka increasingly Tumblr

kek

I'm flattered that you'd make this for me, it's really quite cute

kys

Not brilliant: practiced. Took them thousands of years to get subversion and trickery down to a science

OC my 13yo sister made. I commissioned it and explained the meaning of the memes. She's a budding artist, but is keen to learn our ways - she is critical of """"modern art""""".

>Media Slam Trump’s “Insane” Plan To Default On U.S. Debt
>trusting any Media

the only opinions i trust is that of /po/'s
everyone else can frig off

no prob Hill. don't shit yourself at the debate.

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once can dream

Drew this when Britain debated about banning Trump.

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B T F O

Just admit you drew it even though you're like 28 years old. Not everyone is Leonardo Da Vinci; it's okay. I enjoy the pepe poop especially

i love this

i keked and im an athiest

you missed it. i said /po/ ya big fat pig

Cred Forums is fer faggets

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breddy good

I would if I did.

I made this one. Trust me, my sister is far better at this, and is more patient.

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Everyone I know is either a typical liberal or this.

>Aleppo

kek

>i laughed and im x
>a fucking leaf

COME SIT ON MY APPLE
OH THAT'S IT KEEP CONTRIBUTING
OOOOOHHHHH

NOW GO VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON
DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS

>o fuck
>add, share, kill yourself

>burgers already forgot about KHAAAAAN
MSM on suicide watch.

Fun fact: NOFX is a jewish band

This is very true and very good.

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White trash, two heebs and a bean

>goy

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i love Jesus Christ and his teachings, i see nothing wrong with this

nice one

>God will judge you on your faith.
1 Corinthians 6:9-11New International Version (NIV)

9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men[a] 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.
protestanterrors.com/

Really makes you think.

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fuck you OP malala stood up to o'nigger and told him to fuck off with his drone war to his face

she did what every true Cred Forumsfag dreams of

The mean IQ in this thread is definitely far from three digits.

I don't know m8, you'll have to ask 'alt-right' himself

>literally ignoring the point of what she is saying

Nope if you kill them they lose, the problem was clearly that she had no brain so shooting her head made no difference.

Except Cred Forums (and admittedly myself) do the same thing.

This argument fails for a few reasons:

1) People who are killed by cops USUALLY did something themselves that lead to it, e.g. pulling out a BB gun in front of a cop in an aggressive manner

2) In encounters with police, you are more likely to be shot if you're white, not black. I'm not just talking raw numbers, I'm talking "if a white person and a black person both do the same thing in front of the same cop, the white person is more likely to be shot than the black person"

It was, but then you came in.

>le two sides of the same coind

We always know the shooter isn't white. Cred Forums is always right.

can i steal your oc character?

Is that (((John Oliver)))

yeah. and he won an (((emmy))) surely we can trust him to tell us what politics are good.

What is being done
>4% of black violent deaths are from cops
>the rest is important to remember

What should be done
>why are you ignoring 96% of black violent deaths?
>surely you've got a heart

Playing by their rules is how we can spread the good word.

Example:
>alleged 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust
>so did over 6 million non-Jewish people
>are you really so heartless to ignore the others?
>"n-no user"
>you're lucky, here's why
>*explain Jewish subversion with more examples*
>*conclude that the Holocaust is another subversion*

I'm real sick of faggots like that.

Saved

>tfw im this because everyone I know is anti-trump and I don't want to be totally alone

Literally the only people I would still have are my father and step mother.

I hate my stepmother, and even then I live a 2 hour drive away from them.

How is that even the same thing? I dont want more police in black neighborhoods. Shit, let the police not even take calls in black areas, i dont care.

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>people actually squat to sit
literally subhumans

>people actually thought Romney had a chance
grade A retards

needs to have the last panel black with only "tomorrow???" and in the bottom right " don't kid yourself, there's not going to be any tomorrow for this muppet"

This makes me giggle like a retard every time I see it.

My favorite. This is basically every teenage girl on Twitter after any terrorist attack

This is a good one. Safe spaces originated on College Campuses. Its especially bad to do that at college because college is supposed to be an exchange of ideas. So now any time that conservatives use a website like Cred Forums that has alot of users that agree with them SJWs say "Hahahaha omg, you need a safe space? hahaha looks like you are a pussy huh?" Forgetting that people only hated the idea of a safe space at college. Its a false equivalency thing and alot of normies fall for it

why niggers have such uglily shaped heads ??

Don't trigger me with those emus

Actually. What Malala said is right.
Hillary just made her look like an ass by taking things out of context.

Trump didn't speak against muslims, he spoke against terrorists.

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love it.

>New International Version (NIV)
Good goy

I eat emu for brunch m80

This.

As a part of my job I have to work with Saudis and the only way you get anything close to cooperation with them is by being assertive and as macho as fuck.

Only after you've known them for a while will they cool it and become bro tier.

nice

I remember being forced to watch a mother jones video on this kind of shit in highschool.

it was a pointless video. all it was, was some guy who bought an ak receiver or something(I don't know gun terms) and combined it with other parts to complete the gun. dun dun dun. fucking spooky. imagine that, buying a gun in the united states.
then literally all they did was shoot it a few times.

fucking sjws were so triggered by the fact that they could buy a gun that they literally destroyed it with a saw at the end of the video, just to prove that they are "pure" or something

wow it got me bad too

This pains me.

Bongs are more likely to be killed by Pakistanis than Arabs

DON'T CALL ME WHITE

Yea the meta ones are ruining the whole meme

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i love how triggered it makes you people that moderates actually exist.

it's like you can't fathom that anyone else has reasonable opinions, but aren't as brain fucked as you hitler supporters.

you see, otherwise it would just be you guys vs the retarded left, so your opinions would be right by default, considering the left is filled with literal retards.
but no, now you guys actually have to have your arguments held up to people with actual brains.

Pic related is schmorky, the middle-aged tranny furry creator of that comic

Mr CURRENT YEAR is fucking terrifying

fucking leaf just go

This one is gold. Your average murrikan white liberal wouldn't survive a year in Mexico or Turkey or India or South Africa.

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Iraq did not do 9/11, but 9/11 WAS used as justification for iraq. It was planned within a week of the attacks.

>canada.jpg

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It's actually taking a jab at those guys who think they're clever by saying they're above politics. You know, the stoners who get their opinions from political comedy shows.

It's grade school but it sounds like in your confusion you're the one that got triggered.

This one is great

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>Millions of witnesses
>Indian Genocide

Wew lad

Literally all of the alleged death camps lie within Soviet territory. None of the camps in West Germany (and therefore investigated by Westerners) were found to be death camps.
Coincidence?

Cred Forums doesn't pray the shooter is muslim, they know the shooter is muslim, big difference.

>Coincidence?
Don't do this. It wont stump them because that's genuinely what they unironically believe, they'll just double down on it.

1 Corinthians 6:9-11King James Version (KJV)

9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

updated version

his teeth are yellow

E R I K
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> the Markham Madman strikes again

Did you get the other smuggie?also it's spelled with a c at the end

No wonder the UK is trash.

I kekked

I pointed that book out to my Lutheran aunt and now my family is shunned by hers and the rest of our extended (Lutheran) family.

I know a Scottish girl who insisted to me that I, as a white Anglo male, was just as likely to get killed by the KKK as ISIS. Not only that, but the KKK are worse than ISIS.

This wasn't on the internet, this was in person. She didn't believe me when I pointed out that ISIS have killed more in a week than the Klan have managed in their entire existence, but there you go.

Just move out of Scotland. The only good thing about the place is that the people die young.

>idolaters
So Catholics definitely wont be getting in then

>muh cathedrals
>muh statues
>muh pope
>muh beads
>muh sainthood
>muh shroud of turin
>muh miracle statues

No better than indians, might as well just worship a cow.

Basically Straw Man: the thread