If countries were anime charters what would they be like
USA: Hot blooded hero
Russia:edgy rival that hates the hero but helps from time to time
EU Nations: useless characters that stand around a make observations when the hero is fighting
Israel: mastermind villain
sweden would be yamcha
Japan would be Master Roshi
USA: Goku
>dumb but can fight a good fight
Russia: Krillen
>always gets shit but can be useful even though not super powerful
EU: Yamcha
>Gets cocky then gets blowed up by foreigners
Israel: Babbidi
>unleashes isalm to fuck the world then gets fucked itself
Middle east: Siabamen
>boom
India would be Piccolo
Yamaha literally gets cucked so this makes sense
Accurate.
Why India?
Germany is Piccolo.
>used to be the bad guy became nice but useless
Didn't Bulma just break up with him?
Piccolo would be Sweden.
Germany being Vegeta makes more sense.
Former baddy, pretty strong but still a jobber at the end of the day.
Brazil: Monkey friend of irrelevant character
USA --> Goku
Russia --> Vegeta
Israel --> Cell
China --> Buu
Germany --> Piccolo
France --> Krillin
Britain --> Gohan
Canada --> Bulma
Australia --> Trunks
Japan --> Master Roshi
Norway --> Ox King
Italy --> Mr. Satan
South Korea --> Chaozu
Mongolia --> Kami
Any others?
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Come on, Russia's Vegeta
>They constantly compete with US, but are always missing that "special" aura
Portugal
Sweden totally is Yamcha. Also
Ukraine
>Nappa
India
>Yajirobe
Kek
I think Germany is more Piccolo, it just gives off his vibe more.
Also Piccolo kind of stopped being relevant for awhile, like Germany.
Vegeta is more fitting for Russia because of the rivalry between America/Goku.
>USA
>hero
Lol good one
Google "Hetalia". You're welcome.
>Implying USA can a character other than Joseph Joestar
He is the true american.
>he was born and raised in England
Megumin.
But Goku is also mentally retarded, so it fits perfecly
Mr.buu is the only eight answer for America. Childlike, greedy, vindictive, funny, fat, easily distracted, and always bounces back.
Canada: kid Gohan
Never really had to fight, naive, a crybaby, but has immense potential (most freshwater in the world, second largest land mass). Was always protected by Goku (America), and only truly realizes his potential to grow without that protection. Also kind of goofy...
After Cell (Israel) kills Goku (America) it falls on Gohan(Canada) to realize his full power and seek vengeance.
Canada confirmed for being the country to finally BTFO out of Israel and become the worlds next superpower.
Israel is Aizen
I see Krillin being more like UK, we used to be super best friends with America(Goku) but as time goes on we never really speak to one another anymore and our friendship is straining.
Buu needs to be something middle eastern
USA is Gohan. The son of someone who is great, at once he surpasses him and has a lot of potential, but then as he grows up he focuses on other things and neglected what made him great and wasted that potential.
>Israel is master civilian.
As a proud Aryan Jew, I'm ok with this.
Italy is more like Freza. Once upon a time people were scared shitless of pissing us off, now we are weak and powerless
Germany: netorare doujin by some fat old hag.
>Ukraine
Estonia would be best girl
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Canada is Goten
South Africa is Android 18
Mexico is Raditz
I dislike you, but i can see this work
This.
Perfect
Very accurate
If USA is the hot-blooded hero, Canada is the wise-cracking childhood friend that nobody likes but still somehow manages to wedge his way into every story-arch and be reliable.
You do realize that Hetalia is a thing right?
Greece literally doesn't give a fuck about anyone, feminism, niggers, shitskins.
You mean Rome.
Italy was never threatening
Belerus is best girl
>tfw no moe military animu about cute anglosphere girls taking on the world
>He actually gets shit done while bragging about it the same time
LOL so fucking true.
krillen is garbage bro.
russia is way stronger than him.
What is Strike Witches?
GOKU IS MURICA
USA CONFIRMEND WEEB TRASH HELL HOLE.
Wrong
close but you should swap goku and gohan, son
yeah no, pic related is Greece
USA --> Buu (stupid, fat, and strong thug)
Israel --> Babidi (evil mastermind)
North Korea --> Emperor Pilaf (self-explanatory)
Sweden --> Yamcha
India --> Yajirobe
Japan --> Master Roshi (because perv)
Canada --> Zarbon (because effeminate faggot)
Britain --> Gohan (strong early, squandered potential in present day)
Quebec --> cui
Australia --> Jeice
Middle East --> saibaman
Russia --> Vegeta (once a villain, now more of a rival)
Italy --> Guldo (name resembles guido... also is a useless pile of shit and WEAK UNDERBELLY OF EUROPE)
Germany --> Goku (can be foolsih at times, but always overcomes adversity at the end of the day)
>Didn't Bulma just break up with him?
Yeah, and then carried Vegeta's seed.
Vegeta, who had his Saibamen kill Yamcha earlier in the show.
Perhaps not exactly cucking but pretty pathetic. Murdered, dumped by his girl, who then goes on to have the child of his murderer.
Still kinda fits.
I can get behind this.
>Germany --> Goku (can be foolsih at times, but always overcomes adversity at the end of the day)
Yeah good luck overcoming this
>US
Buu for sure, retard doing whatever Babbidi (Israel) says.
asutralia is jeice
new zealand is burter
america is recoome
canada is guldo
and captain ginyu is britain
Anglo Force!
Argentina
russia = frieza
spain = radix
trunks = germany
son gohan = england
broly = monaco
france = krilin
>Joseph is the most American Jojo.
>and this is what Argentina would try to have us believe
UK is krillin as fuck.
Germany is dr gero.
It survived losing 2 World Wars (thanks for switching sides as always Italy). It will persevere in the end. Just watch the elections.
Kek
japan and italy would be android 17 and 18 then
>thanks for switching sides as always Italy
We can't rebuild Rome. But we can avenge it. We will keep sending boatloads of mandingos to Germany until they are genocided
Mongolia=Freeza
He was scary and ruled everything before now he is just kind of a joke.
>naruto
fucking kill yourself
More like turkey and Syria.
Sweden is cell.
USA : Majin Boo fat bastard manipulated by the evil mastermind. Can be funny at times.
>all those Amerifats thinking they are Goku
Goku never fought for the evil side, nor was fat.
YES, I KNEW ITALY WAS THE STRONGEST.
We'll use the dragon balls (meme magic) to bring Germany back.
Please gas yourself. You give leafs a bad name.
Also Israel is clearly babidi.
Brainwashing evil little thing.
Can't use them if you get killed more than two times by the same person ;^)
Mods = Gods
Mr. Satan being Italy is perfect. Just noticed.
Antarctica is Kami
Africa is Krillin
Yamcha was cheating on Bulma so she dumped him. She then saw how lonely Vegeta looked and bam that's how Trunks was made.
Here is SWEDEN:
Still a generation or two and all the snowniggers will finally be regular niggers.
That's actually Canada. Where's Cell when you need him.
A FUCKING FLOWER
Who's brolly
Germany doesn't overcome anything by elections m8
>Would never holocaust nobody sidekick
Trump :DDD
the entire continent of africa
China. If they get out of hand, they are a problem, but not one big enough to deserve anything other than a side movie.
I get it
Who?
Pretty accurate if I do say so myself.
MATEEEEEE
Recoome should be USA, Burter should be Canada, Jeice should be Australia (Burter and Jeice work together to shitpost), and Guldo New Zealand.
cue Mi gud
Goku just likes to fight. He's not a hero out to save the day like superman.
Agree that recoome should be USA, but Guldo should be Canada.
>not argentina
Canada
Just made this, is it accurate for 2016?
Why do people think Yamcha is a fool and got cucked?
>Bulma offering herself to him and fuck her in her prime
>Cheating on her and got dumped, which means he was fucking another qts
>Illegal alien manlet marry used goods roastie
>Retired from fighting to be professional baseball player, making money with almost zero effort
>Money and fame = more qts to fuck
>Living the dream while the tumblrina-hair faggots fight for muh world peace
Btw Mexico us Krillin
Yamcha thought Bulma was pregnant with his kid and it was actually Vegeta's. He is literally a cuck.
>Mexico us Krillin
lol no
Mexico is Bacterian
Are people not seeing this because I included the date and it's filtered?
>Latin américa Nations
Cucksu would either be Sweden or Germany
>G...Guys...I....I'm going to sacrifice myself
>Don't do it man, it won't accomplish anything
>Piccalo(Israel) Do it. Everyone, Watch Cucksu, he's sacrificing himself for you
>Cucksu dies
>Literally fucking accomplishes nothing
>Piccalo(Israel) Good job cuck, that was special.
Clearly USA is Gohan in that timeline, as we're the youngest but with super strength that surpasses that of anyone else when it is drastically needed.
Turkroaches would be PuiPui
Is that Germany?
Unstoppable killing machine reincarnated as a peaceful nigger?
It somewhat resembles current events right?
>Goku is USA
>Gohan is England
Reverse.
>Mexico is Krillin
Mexico is the farmer.
whats your favorite anime, op?
>USA not Goku the most powerful
I should've made Britain Kami
>USA
>Goku/gohan/any of these other goody-two-shoes.
USA is Frost from DBZ Super. We're a massive organization mostly consisting of drooling retards, but with an awesome military. We unleash terrorist on a country, run in, "Save them", take nice pictures, and then carve the country up and sell it off to the highest bidder.
We fight good, but if for some reason the fight doesn't go well we'll straight up poison the well and tell everyone you suck at running your country.
The only thing that could make this more accurate is if Frost had a Death Star that could kill Beerus.
Gohan is useless as shit now.
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>>USA not Goku the most powerful
I might have to refresh myself on the lore for that era, but Gohan was secret best. He had that dormant badassery, such as when he used the headbutt to shatter Raditz armor with the phrase "Leave my dad alone!"
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By the way, awesome thread OP, most fun I've had on Cred Forums for a good while now.
Oh I know.
>Now
I...is...it still going on? I gave up somewhere around the MajinBu saga when essentially everyone could destroy the world with a single blast, IMO you can't add real intensity back into a show after that.
Man, but shit like when Krillin threw that destructo disc that NEARLY killed Freezer...that shit was edge of the seat for my like 12 year old self.
fuck now I can't think of any country to be Gohan now that Kami is Britain which makes more sense.
>> provides no suggestions in op
>> hey Cred Forums what kind of anime do you like?
Second
Got it, Poland makes sense. It wouldn't be around if it wasn't for us rolling back the commies and it is fairly powerful.
>Canada
>Yamcha
Feels about right senpai.
Anglosphere: SSJ God Goku
Slavsphere: Cell
Gooksphere: Super Buu
Africa: Mr. Popo
The rest of Europe: Mr. Satan
Figured out who Israel is.
Sexual deceit and corruption leading to the possibility of ultimate destruction.
Pic related. Luckily Goku stayed strong even though he had yet to tap into his flowing blonde hair of Aryan potentials.
Too perfect.
how long til we start seeing these memes being hammered in?
>half the country is unironically going to vote for a woman president because literally muh vagina
>Hot blooded hero
Why do americans always fantasize about being great? I mean it even goes against Trump's stance which is america isn't great but he'll make it great again. America is currently an election away from becoming swedegermanystan. Delusional cucks.
>no hand banana
what else are you going to use a syrian flag for
Moloch
When do we turn on our master and go on a killing spree for our own amusement?
>America hoot blooded hero
kek, let me tell you Amerifats
> Israel is guldo and playing you like a violin
protip: don't make your memes look too good or overproduced. the naturally occurring meme is not a high quality graphic design product.
and really, that's part of the humor. glossy memes are false memes
soon
there already a anime about that
Serbia is fucking krillin
not any good ones
they have to be rough, but also sometimes subtle and clever.
clever is really the keyword. there's a cleverness lacking in these memes you're trying to force
memes aside, i notice this is true in a lot of newer media. it lacks cleverness and subtlety.
Mr. Popo is every western country
Russia is Vegeta
Poland is Goku
Philippines/Hungary is Tien
it's all michael bay type bullshit
in any case, maybe you should watch some anime and decide for yourself. then it would be slightly more organic. consider it a research assignment from yours truly.
best character on that show, fuck he was stronng and would kick anyone's ass
>> sigh
when the US villain explains in great detail to the american voter what is going on, how he is going to fuck the voter and ruin the future for his children, the vote does the anime "huh???"
>> :'(
>Middle East: Saibamen