Brit/pol/ - Jack edition

>Theresa May to tell world leaders that Britain has 'a right' to protect its borders
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/18/theresa-may-to-tell-world-leaders-that-britain-has-a-right-to-pr/

>London’s Muslim Mayor Tells New York And London to Get Used to Terrorism
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/19/londons-muslim-mayor-tells-new-york-terror-attacks-normal-trump-scapegoating/

>Activists organise white only foodbank in Glasgow
eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14750935.Neo_Nazi_gang_organise_white_only_foodbank_for__soup_kitchens_of_hate__in_Glasgow_streets/

>No EU deal is better than a bad deal, Theresa May is told
express.co.uk/news/politics/711932/No-EU-Brexit-deal-better-bad-deal-Theresa-May-Tory-party

>Lib Dem split emerges over policy of seeking second EU referendum
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/19/lib-dem-split-emerges-over-policy-of-seeking-second-eu-referendum

>Labour front bench: 14 'would return' if Corbyn wins
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37400280

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theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/19/lib-dem-split-emerges-over-policy-of-seeking-second-eu-referendum
reddit.com/r/Cred
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37405598
youtube.com/watch?v=sPB1jy4vmFA
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order-order.com/2016/09/19/mass-debate-japanese-nerd-porn-libdem-conference/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37406657
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/25/syrian-refugees-resettled-on-remote-scottish-island-of-bute-comp/
youtube.com/watch?v=iLR190ZidBY
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Fuck Trump and fuck whites

>9 to 5 job
>rented flat in a new build
>spend all my disposable income on escapism

Feel like I'll be stuck living like this forever.

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fuck your forced meme

>He has my name
Rip

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Swebrit claiming ID.

Where you cunts from? Essex boi reporting in.

Daim.

So some high upper in the Clinton ranks really posted on reddit how to change an email address?

Think im going to end up homeless lads.

Feels bad

Who /Co-Operative Bakery Jam Doughnuts/ here?

Why?

Posted some hot nigresses in the last thread. Aptly, Anglin just came out with this post about BMWF.

It's not our fault that black women are cum-inducing angels who make great partners.

He is a healthy male who wants to conquer the wombs of black women.

The ideal society, given that we're already a mixed race society, is that from now on, all male babies born from parents of different races should be aborted, leaving only mixed race females, who are not a danger to the established order as males of another race are. This'd mean that within a few generations, the only non-whites in our society would be females, who are not in a natural combative competition with white males.

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Die commie.

Important poll lads:

strawpoll.me/11260384

this whole election cycle has been hysterical, american politics is such a joke

Sheepshaggerdeen here.

Who /lindtreindeer/ here?

London

story?

Drifters are the god-tier

BFWM*

BMWF absolutely is degenerate and harmful.

cuckinghamshire here.

God damn May is so based. I look forward to Scotts crying about her 20 years from now.

>Let's do this

Come and live with me I've got Freddo's.

Who the fuck is this?

Fuck off back to red dit, honestly.

prolly neetbux

imagine having to survive on 7 pounds a day

South Staffordshire

manny m8

That is some middle class chocolate list.

I got £10 worth of Bitcoin to spend in Tesco on junk food. What shall I get lads?

cornetto

oddly appropriate

That money gets you a subscription to Crunchyroll at least. Don't knock it.

Buy sausage rolls and pork pies. Send me a pic. I miss them so.

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buy a draw instead

how about some ideas, brain died NEET

White toblerone

Lad you pulled any birds by just acting posh yet?

Worked for me in Finland

oatcakes and stilton you pleb

Tin of roses and a pork pie

Really shitty family life, applied to join the army the day I turned 18. Changed my name.

Application is taking forever and they are probably going to find out and kick me out.

Convinced them Im on a college course, i just walk around the city for like 6 hours day im supposed to be in.

10 bottles of Dr Pepper.

>white "chocolate"

Sorry.

>Hit 70 followers on twatter despite it not being a week yet
>Even got retweeted by Daily Politics about Blairites
I have no idea if this is good or not

Oh well small steps

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>Neet
>Still at home

Rather be you lad

Do you ever just...

You know when you have no control of your life, your future and your self consciousness and drift downstairs at 4 in the morning to open up a box of Cornetto's and eat them all?

Just me? Okay.

By the way lads, please could you include the poll in the next thread OP? I think it's vitally important that we know the composition of brit/pol/ posters. This is literally one of the most important issues of our time.

>Thicc dick succing lips
HNNNNGGG

her accent makes her 10x uglier 2

So... Lads...

I want to immigrate to the UK. I can't under the current scheme.

Any chances of this changing with Brexit?

fuck off we're full

so who's drinking?

Teesside here

Probably, no way of telling exactly when things may change though so make other plans

nope, if anything it will be even easyer for non-EU countrys to come to britain, we are no longer restricted to letting in europeans first.

Why do you want to go to the UK? What do you have to offer the country?

My accent basicly got my my wife. My mates over here use me to draw in attention from other girls. Find it funny as fuck, i get my kicks from that. Don't need to get laid when i can just get to be the center of attention cause i sound like a toff to these guys.

Hope it all works out dude. Kick some ISIS arse for us.

Gerard approves.

Us not being forced to take EU migrants theoretically makes it easier for us to take non EU migrants.

Just don't take the women. There's barely enough good looking ones to go around...

No. Your country is full of spics and niggers, do not want.

Not any time soon, we haven't even started to leave yet.

>Tfw driving tomorrow
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEE
ENERGY DRINK DOES NOT GIVE ME THE RELEASE I NEED

yum yums

Some right weirdos on university challenge lads

I know a guy married to a black chick who is one of the most vocal conservatives I know

He just doesn't talk about race only ''western culture'' and focuses on anti-Islam etc.

His mrs even seems to agree with a lot of it, definitely with the anti-Muzz stuff.

But this fucker constantly shows his power level in public and I'm convinced he knows/thinks he can get away with it more because he has a black wife

Is it as hard to get into the UK as it is for us bongs to get into the US?

Do you also find the government is more interested in importing Mexicans as ours is bringing in unfathomable amounts of south Asians for no fucking reason every year?

Her teeth are yellow as well. Must be purged

Didn't realize Cred Forums was doing interview now...

not unless you're from canzuk or highly skilled lad
>farage as a nazi
disgusting jerrycuck RUNT

Why don't you wear a t-shirt which displays your body fat, brit/pol/? Too much of a beta?

Sidenote:
The captchas are starting to fuckign annoy me. Streetsigns never fucking work, and the ones where you click an image and another image appears are just a piss take.

must be something to do with building a wall and electing to leave the EU while you guys are still fussing over what your gonna do.

How is Mummy May so based?

He does
However unless she's either rich as fuck or like the top 1% negress he fucked up

i can still have a few and drive the next day without feeling anything different.

I like only Connect. The questions are interesting and Coren-Mitchell has a certain something that makes my boner tickle

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Smoggy cunt.

Do you NEED a TV licence?

If you don't need one, don't buy one.

tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one

moneysavingexpert.com/utilities/tv-licence

don't want to make the people jealous, right lads?

How does brit/pol/ feel about Poleaboo?

poleaboo.wordpress.com/

He's a Paki autist who insists he is British

A proper working class British accent - be it Scottish, English, Welsh or Norn Irn - is the best accent for bantering.
You could be ripping the shit out of some foreign guy and he wont get pissed. They just take it for some reason.

Stop making early threads you autistic little cunt

When she deport?

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>Coren-Mitchell
Is it just me or is she simply not funny in the slightest?

Please leave that shit in /r9k/

SHAN'T BE CLICKING THAT

Stop shilling yourself you ugly paki

Tfw loose skin. Can't imagine what Rich' blood pressure must be tbqh.

i'm married to a malaysian woman. she lays into muslims all the time. that's what happens when you grow up as a non-muslim in a muslim country.

It's not just you

>you know our kids would look white, right user?

Don't forget he's also trans

It works best if you stick to Anglo-Saxon vocabulary, and avoid Greek and Latinate words.

Flag is backward.

She hid her power level well. Honestly thats probably the best way of changing anything, join an established party , get elected then go super-anglo

Good, the graun seems to think she's the funniest thing ever sometimes and I just don't get why.

>i can still have a few and drive the next day without feeling anything different.
My body can't have hangovers. So the next day I still have shit in my system. It has a slow release.
This while also living in Scotland with the new zero tolerance law on drink driving, if I get pulled over I might get lynched by the rozzers.

i work as a removal man and we had jam donuts with lunch everyday and can proclaim the following with complete objectivity

JAM DONUTS POWER RANKING

1.MORRISONS
2.SAINSBURYS
.
.
9.TESCO
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.
.
.
98.ASDA
99.CO-OP

I love caramels, but anything less filtered than a Quadroon is out of the question

have fun not picking up any "birds"

chav runts

>this triggers the conservacuck

Too cold.

Good shout.

Got 2g of dank already.

I work from home thanks. I want something sweet, thinking of harribos an shit.

Chocolate is a good one, not sure about Roses tho. Pork pie is going on the list tho.

Dr Fedora is disgusting.

Any more ideas lads?

Die nigger.

>Can't imagine what Rich' blood pressure must be tbqh.
About tree fiddy when Sarah's divorce lawyer calls.

Britain used to be like or older father or uncle.

Now you seem like our unfortunate inbred cousins who are clinging to life past their expiration date.

just take meth pussy

theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/19/lib-dem-split-emerges-over-policy-of-seeking-second-eu-referendum

>Cable told a fringe meeting in Brighton: “I don’t think we can say that. We should never have had the referendum in the first place, but the public have voted, and I do think it’s seriously disrespectful and politically utterly counterproductive to say ‘sorry guys, you got it wrong, let’s try again’.
>Lord Ashdown, the Lib Dem peer and former party leader, appeared to reject the idea of a second referendum. Speaking to reporters in Brighton, he said: “Your presumption is that all the 48% who voted to remain in Europe would want to see a second referendum. I don’t think that’s true. I think there’s a huge number of them, who think ‘OK, it’s out, we don’t want to re-run that, but we do want the right solution.’”

Every time I think of leaving these two drag me back in.

I miss Kennedy.

no she's not, she's alright to watch but the questions are the best bit
I always feel best after a hench shit

Roses > Quality Street > Celebrations

the pair of you are weirdos

SHART

>implying I'm a conservative
into the gulag you go class cuck

Derby

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I'm not attracted to blacks though, black women all look ugly.

save your money and stop being a critting. go eat some toast sandwhichs, if you chew it long enought it starts to taste sweet.

I know right! Even when i'm teaching and shoot shit at the kids, they lap it up. Some of them come talk to me saying i'm the best teacher ever and they like how easy it is to talk to me... just because i rip the shit out of them! My accent is a very generic british with only a twinge of essex though. If you heard me speak you probably wouldn't be able to tell where i was from...

Reminds me of a girl i fancied in secondary...

>You seem like our unfortunate inbred cousins

People in glass houses mate...

lads we're on reddit

reddit.com/r/Cred Forums/comments/53japj/britpol_gives_jack_pickup_advice/

The USA used to be like a little brother who did better than you, even though you'd be a little jelly you were always glad he did so well.

Now the US is that distant cousin who does hard drugs and is known to fuck niggers. Such a shame.

Can't get into this programme desu

IN

If i want to change my name, do i have to do a deed poll? Does that include marriage?

that mongrel kid is disgusting not worth it

It is a strange day indeed when liberals are less cucked than conservatives.

>spend all my disposable income on escapism

I know that feel. After rent, food and petrol what little I have left I spend on my hobbies so I don't go insane.

So of course I'll never buy my own home or go on holiday.

The pink quality street beats ANYTHING roses has also maltesers and galaxy celebration is god tier

roses are shit basically

Stop that retarded meme, your kids will still be niggers and you know it.

Depends... what are you changing your name to?

I nominate Jack Mayonaise

>toast sandwichs

I've had like 5 today and I want some verity in my life.

paint farage as a nazi isn't cool, even if nazis are cool. since farage is nothing like a nazi.

and can people stop with the coal burning

Best in life are free.

Jewboy detected

fuck off m8

>literally the rabbit with a different wrapper

Lazy cunts

not a big fan of this autism

can we all agree that Sayers cheese on toast is the pinnacle of human achievement?

no, you don't need to do anything. there is no legal requirement any more. just start calling yourself your new name.

why is she so based lads?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37405598

Gotta go to the job center tomorrow lads

What type of job should i look for?

Wait until the housing price bubble bursts. The tears will be delicious.

Join the forces lad

well have a bread toastie then, maybe add some sauce if theres any left to spare, but i think that bottle of sauce is best left alone

She's literally not funny. I wish the BBC would stop shoving her in people's faces.

>Implying a Working-class accent is the same as some chavy cunts mumbling

what do you think of Based Oswald, user

youtube.com/watch?v=sPB1jy4vmFA

Why doesn't Cred Forums support Corbyn who is openly anti-Israel and has encouraged racism against Jews in Labour?

Adam

I nominate Jack Koff

be an ambulance m8

lion tamer

yee it fookin is m8 hhahaha yes geeza

>off to work in an hour.

who else here /nightshift/

sieg hail lads

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you been to goteborg yet? Viking museum is pretty great and it'll probably get shut down for harbouring nationalists soon. There's a whale in the natural history museum thats worth a look.

She can shove her melons in my face

>This spooks the naziboo

mein gott it's like another dresden

>cheese on toast is the pinnacle of human achievement?
you must be welsh

because the enemy of our enemy is not necessarily our friend

Does he have a lion tamer hat though?

>sieg hail lads

We've just entered into a new lease of life m8

June 23rd never 5get

MAY TRUMP SISTER

he was pretty pathetic in the frost interview. Fascism is dead

based, best prime minister we've never had

>tfw no one voted for Churchill and immediately booted out when we could

how so? its a wonderful plane.

Yes, but I only love the Sayers stuff that much

Imagine how fucked we'd be with a Labour government right now? It doesn't bear thinking about.

Lots of brit/pol/ does support him because he frustrates Blairites.

Reminder that British fascism is the only good fascism

Daily reminder that you grassmunching goyim cattle down south are owned by the racially superior 98% white Scotsmen.

Keep that tribute money flowing, goyim. Don't want another Bannockburn, do we.

t. 6'2 /fit/ blonde-haired, blue-eyed master-race

You little placid sissies make me fucking sick. You deserve to be racially subverted by your Scottish conquerors (Blair, Brown) and our Jewish partners (Mandleson, Straw).

Teacher. It's fucking easy enough, trust me.

Adam Mayonaise doesn't ring as well...

Wanna visit Göteborg (Gothenberg for the brit/amerifags), but it's like 6 hours away by train. The fact that everything is so far away from everythign else here makes me miss the more compact nature of the uk...

>goes to refugee conference
>tells leaders to stop mass flows of people

Topkek

youtube.com/watch?v=lm8U_vCxYyc

Living proof that Jews hold the whip hand in government. If only lad, if only....

they can shove her in my face
i don't mind

Wow, really make the think. Guess I am now /votingTory/

>african survival skills

I would but my main job only has them once every month or so and doesn't pay any extra for night shifts

it takes time, love it though

What do you think of this policy lads

order-order.com/2016/09/19/mass-debate-japanese-nerd-porn-libdem-conference/

Sorry, I'm a #FallonForgettable now

>implying we don't support secret agent comrade corbyn

>Ed Milliband tells world leaders it is important to adapt Europe to the culture of Syria

Hail Britain

>interview

My parents surname is very unique but i dont want to be associated with my parents any more.

Hail Brother

>Campaigners have put hundreds of life jackets on display in Parliament Square

>life jackets

>unironically supporting criminal gangs that take advantage of vulnerable people to make money from their suffering

Why does the left hate people ao much lads?

Why does Theresa May seem to exclusively say things that I want to hear?

Is this what it feels like when your demographic is pandered to?

we do

your even finding it hard to make farage relievent to nazis, just stop making a fool of your self. farage is an icon to liken people to, not the other way around.
One might say hitler was like farage, but not the other way around

when she stops talking and starts to REMOVE I'll think about being impressed

I wonder who could be behind this post

This

what would you call it?

your leader

What bubble? Houses are expensive as fuck

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>animé
eh

Corbyn would be letting all the refugee 17 year old somalian "boys" in by the boatload.

it's a new feeling

a lynch mob

#WeHaveRoomInTheseShortiesSoComeStirLastNightsHaggis

MAYONAISE IS THE ONLY WAY, ADAM. YOU CAN DO IT. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

And i know right? Never been a Tory supporter cause Cameron has always been the biggest wanker, but Tessie looks pretty confident at what she does.

>defacing our flag with a krautcuck symbol and colours

Lad...

Farge is pro-Israel

if you want an anti-Israel politician in UK, look to Corbyn

>bag of chips and an irn-bru

So I just signed on at the job centre today. Do any neets have advice for what the duck I say i did for the 35 hours job searching each week?.

Hello I am Theresa May and I am here to fuck your shit up.

FIGHT TO LIVE, LIVE TO FIGHT tbqph lads

>Talking with a Yank girl for two hours on Omegle
>Seemed to really like me
>Then she randomly asked me my height
>I told her
>She disconnected instantly
REEEEEEEEE, I feel so pathetic.

I'm only jerking your gerkin youth don't worry, Just wanted an excuse to post them. Have a cheeky nige as a truce

spooks of the slave morality

sheeeeeiitt

Good. Stop voting UKIP then and vote for labour

Why don't we just rename parliment square to cuck lefty square?

ANYONE GOT ANY LIZ PICS?

Call yourself Adam Trump

or Adam Hitler

either way it will be lulzworthy when SJWs see your name

I don't trust the cuckservatives, but better than the those Muslim loving fifth columnist Labour fags

What is your height?

don't lie, search for job, get a job

>momentum kids
>hitler youth

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37406657

im sorry but you will never, ever learn
i'm 6'6 math major 300k starting

Whatever you can't fuck up. Don't apply for a job if you're going to spill spaghetti all the time.

Douglas Dauntless

5'4"

this is how

fixed

sorry lad, it's just so aesthetic. How about this?

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>in 2010 a man was sent a pornographic video purporting to be of a tiger and a woman engaging in a sex act but which turned out to be a man dressed as a tiger – a fact that was only uncovered in the courtroom”

Throw all furries in jail.

*user has disconnected*

Just killing yourself.

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im pretty young and so far have only fucked a pakistani and a jamaican is that so bad??

>mfw no refugees want to go to Scotland cause the weather's even shitter than normal British weather and no ammount of English education will help them understand what the fuck is going on.

It's ok, manlet. In sweden the dudes are ridiculously tall and the girls pretty petite. Like i said earlier though, grab them before they're outbred.

Ok i change my vote i legit like this.

I'm curious, how tall then lad?

Looking for a grad job in a field I have 2years experience in. There aren't enough jobs for me to spend 35 hours looking for.

"Together in Britain, we have lit a flame that the ages will never extinguish"

Is that guy wearing stockings?

Bongs are weirdos

top kek

fucking manlet lmao

when i was in school we teased the pair of twins who showed us this on their phone and ripped the fuck out of them through song for the next 2-3 years until we left

Race mixing cunt

>oversized

Yeah america why the hell do you let all the illegal immigrants stay but its hard for bongs who wanna work and contirbute to move other there?

what field lad? sorry to hear that

because 60% is still far too white

HERTFORDSHIRE

Jesus Christ, look at that paki trollop.

Excuse me ahxpsy please stop posting your shitty meme

if you're going to namefag then just name fag like a real man u disgusting weeb

Why is Truss so perfect

Huddersfield

¥?

This is Brexcellent

How big is your collection?

>not linking his real tranny tumblr
it's a goldmine

>le epic 'nothing matters' meme

hahahaa
virgin

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Drug safety.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/25/syrian-refugees-resettled-on-remote-scottish-island-of-bute-comp/
>“I feel like I have one option now, to die here. Only die here, nothing else.”

;_;

This is too good

Bet he wishes he'd stayed in France

Anyone watching "Panorama, Labour, is the party over?"

hope you guys know mosley was a meme, his an ethnic supremisist, force to back down from his views since whiteS race mix so much. so he resorted to being racist.
(not implying theres anything wrong with being racist)

>I'm too tall

Congrats lol

>not watching corrie
Tracy getting btfo yet again as we speak

Far smaller than I'd like it to be
I wasted far too long without Kstew in my life

stirner wasn't a nihilist.

Everytime I read ''Theresa May'' i'm expecting something after the May.

Theresa May trigger article 50 before 2017

Theresa May negotiate a stronger deal with the EU than any of us expected

Theresa May take a day off

Say you were actually searching. Because you were actually searching. Dicking around won't lnad you a job.

What the fuck are you talking about?

IN THE NEXT MONTH:

Three potentially anti-EU votes.

In Hungary - referendum to tell them to fuck off.

In Austria - election to tell them that Austria is anti-EU.

In Italy - referendum which could lead to the power falling to an anti-EU party.

Sheffield
>mfw living in Hackney
>mfw I feel like I might get stabbed at any minute
>mfw I don't even want to go out at night
save me

Whats happening brother!
Home countys, best countys

how can you be british and not know what corrie is?

>Expects to be given a mansion and free money and hookers
>We shove them on remote islands

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Theresa May send your brethren back, God willing

you'll find a tiny qt one day lad, don't give up

Got it on record. Corrie has Tina O'Brian.

>Escape from war torn nation
>Travel for weeks on foot and by boat
>Arrive in calais
>Smuggle your way into a lorry
>Success, have arrive in britbong land
>Open the door
>Rain
>Moors
>Mud
>Old people you can barely understand
>Wish somebody would just stand up and take your country back.

topkek

Looking for a job in a specific field where there aren't enough jobs to apply for 35 hours a week.

>not living in a country older than 200 years with traditional offices as befits a nationa of justice, Law and Order under the christian monarch

degenerate muricans sicken me.

nigger lover

Fitting in well then.

order-order.com/2016/09/19/mass-debate-japanese-nerd-porn-libdem-conference/

LADS

THE LIBS WANT TO MAKE HENTAI REAL

Pff,who cares?The gyppos are just gonna go to Germany or somewhere else.

They're your problem now westerners,you advocated mercy for their ilk. You said we shouldn't be racist :*).

thers enought drama in my life, thank you very much

Where is this from?

youtube.com/watch?v=iLR190ZidBY

Incompetent cattle to the slaughter. Bow to your superiors, you little sissy beta.

Keep that money flowing up here little goyim. You know you can't survive without us. You'll pay for the privilege of our ownership. Cucks gladly financing their wives honeymoon with the Scottish bull.

How's that bland and flat countryside treating you? Weak environments raise weak baby boys like you. Tough environments create men.

I love breeding your small-framed sweet women, and they can't get enough of my superior cum.

You're pathetic. You make me sick.

There's a reason 'British' culture superseded English identity , whilst Scottish identity remained. And it's because your identity is like you - worthless.

yeah and?

I don't see how it's misogynistic to suggest that women would be less likely to get raped if they didn't wander around drunk at the weekend. I don't condone "rape culture" but it's abundantly clear what can be done to minimize your risk surely?

p-p-please notice me, Anglo-senpais. . .

Coronation Street? My God you're a fucking puff.

Keep ringing people then. So if you spend 15 hours searching, spend 15 ringing people back up. That way they keep your application at the front of the pile, and you still have 5 hours for a wank

>I keep a lighter in my bag for my fags.
>I keep a second one.
>The second one I take off the safety guard and crank that shit to max.
>Massive fireball.
>Mate asks for a light.
>Give him the second one.
I swear he pissed himself. The cheap fuck keeps knicking mines and keeping them.

Rik Mayall?

fuck off romania, no one wants you here

sup rape baby

Evening, friend. Visiting your fine county tomorrow.

Bonjourno

just teach men not to rape duh

Scotland was invented by a toffee company in 1927 as a way of marketing highland toffee.

No sympathy. They had every opportunity to claim asylum in France, or any of the other European countries they passed through, or Turkey.

Migrants should not be housed in areas where they would be displacing native workers. That they are being housed at all is an extraordinarily kind and generous gift by the host nation. They are a burden upon it, and they have no right to impose.

I'm gunna tell em im a mexican trapped in a whites body

>he DOESN'T watch the quintessential after-dinner soap
just get out my fucking country Mohammed

Fuck off with your irrelevant monkey fetish, cunt

Have you ever spoken the word "langer"?

it's common sense. It's like locking your doors at night.

Yeah it would be nice if people didn't rob and rape. However until we reach that impossible utopia, maybe the smart fucking thing to do would be take preventative measures.

I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing, but i'd like to slap Rik Mayalls arse

>tfw I was supposed to spend the past 3 days preparing for my second interview for a cool sounding tech security job and I instead sat on my fat ass eating pizza and vidya

Wow this is barely about politics at all

This is just a /soc/ colony

wtf i love the lib dems now

We did the raping first.
Dia Dhuit.

can anyone post an attractive nigger (that pic unrelated) that is 100% african?

i literally don't think its possible though because the western world's standard of beauty is based mostly on anglo features

Can't imagine a bigger waste of time than watch a bunch of twats dick around for weeks on end.

You'll always be anglo's to us lad. Now demand to be back part of the Union. There's a good lad.

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You do understand only Pakis watch that crap?

MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE THE JOCKS DO

evening

New

The smart thing to do is to allow people to defend themselves. Good luck raping a woman when she puts a bullet through your skull.

take care to avoid mini india (its on the other side of the train tracks you can miss it)

k

>displacing native workers
no danger of that, friend
they are not here to work

Yes, but only for the mid 2000s Irish political comedy webshort, 'Langerland.' Otherwise I'm a Dub.

Don't know for shit.

Remember to put the poll in the new thread

strawpoll.me/11260384

How could she do this to me, lads?

Doesn't she know she's supposed to be marrying me instead?

I want to imagine that tech security involves guarding a server room using automatic weapons

NO YOU. Join us and this time we'll call the shots.

brits have always been socialist by nature

But if they are housed in London, then they are taking up valuable accommodation that would be better used to house working Brits.

did u only just figure this out?

i already vote DUP dont get cheeky

>Liking BLACKED chocolate

Shouldn't you be out saving a rapefugee and voting labour you dirty bastard?

Why do you shitpost on Britpol?

it gets more on-topic with happenings

I have britfeel open and I sometimes forget which thread I'm posting in

lads

nothing wrong with wearing stockings
it feels fucking great

no i agree completely. My nans farm used to constantly get gypos trying to camp on her land or steal her stuff, since her husband died the firearms license went with him. She's 74, tough as nails but dissarmed, wouldn't stop her though, had a sten gun once.

People should be allowed to use force to defend lives and property, i don't fully understand why we can't, it doesn't make logical sense, especially where i live, an island that just had its only police station closed down to save money, takes police about 10 minutes to get here.

by which time i'm dead, a chav has pissed on my corpse and stuck his finger up my cats bum

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What the fuck

What a dirty old boiler

> housed in London, then they are taking up valuable accommodation
***no one wants to no one wants to live in london***
Brits love the country side, towns are for people who cant afford to live in a village.
London is the engine and britain is the car, we just have to make sure the shitskin fuel we use to run the place doesn't spill out

Is that a man?
thats totaly a man

americans are always so painfully humourless

Last I checked London had a housing crisis because so many people want to live there and so many people work there.

of course it's a man you idiot

Why do you have these pics user?

and i can assure you that will force house prices and tax up in "greater london" its praticle a country in its self. people travel to work in london, this is why trains are so hyp'd here and why they want to nationalise it again

we have this thing called google on my planet user

Contemplating changing my name to Adam Mayonaise whilst taking a shower. Brb

They are saved on your harddrive user.

Beautiful, definitely voting conservative next election if she keeps this up

me too, shes doing a good job atm, but i will have to wait and see if we get are HARD briexit

I was referring to the boiler behind the cross dressing degenerate actually.

do you not know what a temporary folder is?
or how to delete files when you are finished with them?

you sound a bit stupid user