WHEN I WAS

And he said Jeb! when you grow up

Young
they looked at me and said
what a good goy what a strong boy what a pretty boy
We've got these chains that hang around our necks,
people want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath.

said Jeb when you grow up

Your delegates

Would you sell guac bowls on your website

will you finally obtain them

can we make an actual MCR black parade parody of this pretty plz.

And all those guac recipes

Help out with this thread then m8

Guac parade

He just looks so pleased in that, as if all his dreams came true.

youtube.com/watch?v=3p4MZJsexEs

PAPA
JUST KILLED MY PLAN
PUT MY GUAC AGAINS'T HIS HEAD
PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW I'M ¡YEB!
PAPA
THE RACE HAD JUST BEGUN
BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND BLOWN IT ALL AWAY
PAPA
WOOOWOOOO
DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I'M NOT KEKED AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON
'CAUSE NOTHING REALLY MATTERS...

TOO LATE
OUR TIME IS DONE
HE SENDS TWEETS DOWN MY SPINE
MEDIA'S BUZZING ALL THE TIME
GOODBYE, EVERYBODY
I'VE GOT TO GO
BUT I'LL LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND MY FAMOUS GUAC!

PAPA
WOOOWOOOOO
I DON'T LIKE THE DON
SOMETIMES WISH HE'D NEVER RUN AT ALLLLLLLLL

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN
DADDY BUSH, DADDY BUSH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO?
THUNDERBOLTS OF LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

HELLO RATO
HELLO RATO
HELLO RATO
HELLO RATO, FIGARO
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O
I'M JUST A TOUGH GUY, NOBODY LOVES ME
(HE'S JUST A TOUGH GUY FROM A RICH FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS LOW ENERGY)
EASY DON, EASY BRO
WILL YOU LET ME GO?
(LOW ENERGY, NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO)
(LET HIM GO)
(LOW ENERGY, NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO)
(LET HIM GO)
(LOW ENERGY, NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO)
(LET ME GO)
NEVER, NEVER LET ME GO
OH-OH-OH
(NO, NO, NO, NO)
OH BROTHER DUBYA, BROTHER DUBYA
(BROTHER DUBYA LET ME GO)
(DONALD TRUMP HAS A BULLET SET ASIDE FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STUMP ME AND SPIT IN MY GUAC?!!!
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BULLY ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEEE?!

OHHH, TRUMP
CAN'T DO THIS TO ME TRUMP

JUST GOTTA GET AROUND,
JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HERE
RIGHT HERE

NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
EVERYONE CAN SEE
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS TO MEEEE!
anywhere the Don... goes.......

Oh boy, you missed out. I considered singing this way back but my mic sucks.

Well it was Sunday Funday
They sold the bowls for the guac
And when the polls all came out
They told me I’d be on top
You say my energy's low
But the tiny turtles tell me I rock

It was my brother and dad
That gave me heartache to run
It was a lie when they smiled
And said ‘you’ll be number one’
And as my campaign crashed
The turtles said ‘we’re having fun’

My base is gone (so gone, so gone)
Somehow I still press on (press on, press on)
Will you support me if I mow your lawn?
Yeah really, I’ll do anything

You're just a billionaire with nothing to say
About a big wall, and how Mexico pays
And how you think that I’m wrong
On immigrants, tariffs and trade

Are mine

WHEN I WAS
A young cuck
My wife's son
Took me to the white house
To shake a nigger's hand

And he said Jeb! when you grow up

------------
So far what sticks to the song's theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=AqXkMpFPZnE

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for Yeb!
Nobody does it half as good as you
Donald, you're the best

I wasn't looking
But somehow you stumped me
I tried to hide from your golden hair
But like Heaven above me
The guac who loved me
Was kept in a secret vault tonight

And nobody does it better
Tho sometimes I wish someone could
Nobody does it quite the way you do
Why'd you have to be such a bully?

The way that you hold me
Whenever you stump me
There's some kind of energy inside you
That keeps me from running, but JUST keep it comin'
How'd you learn to stump the things you do?

And nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby, baby, Donald you're the best

Donald you're the best

Donald you're the best

(Sweet guac)

Ahhhh, baby

Donald you're the best

(Doooon, you're the best)

(Sweet, Donald, you're the best)

>Ran into Jeb! at starbucks after his campaign ended
>Briefly talked with him about his future for running
>Said he was very discouraged by how the GOP is shifting but will probably rerun in 2016
>Asked him how he feels about all the online memes about him
>He said he doesn't let it bother him, realizes that people are having fun, and that he just hopes it'll make them more interested in politics
>Asked him if he ever went to any sites
>He said he was active on forums to see public consensus
>Told him I had heard a lot about a site called Cred Forums creating memes about him, asked him if he was familiar
>He told me that "pole"(the mispronounciation made me cringe internally) was a fun site to be on as long as you ignored australians and all the bantz, said it was a very creative place and a lot of the people were cynical but they had good intentions deep down
>Almost shit myself, remained calm, thanked him and left
>Came home and felt horrible knowing we helped shut down one of our own
>Mfw that night

>rerun in 2016
2020*

no fucking way

you swear?

desu you don't have to alter the text much because it fits Jeb exclamation point perfectly. Also I love that song. Fuck you

Oh my life. Was the weirdest shit too.
I live in Lee County Florida, was visiting a friend outside of Pinecrest, hit the shore line for some debauchery on the beach and just so happened to run into Jeb. Kick myself in the ass every day for not recording it.
Depending on how things go this election, and if Jeb does continue to campaign in 2020, I'll probably vote for him.

When I was a young cuck,
My wife's son took me to the white house
To see a nigger.
He said, "Jeb! when you grow up,
Would you be the savior of the guac,
The whites and the aryans?"
He said "Will you defeat them,
Your cuckness, and all the other cucks,
The plans that (((they))) have made?"
"Because one day I'll leave you,
Your wife's son to lead you in the summer,
To join The Guac Parade."
When I was a young cuck,
My father took me into the white house
To see a nigger.
He said, "Jeb! when you grow up,
Would you be the saviour of the guac,
The whites and the aryans?"
Sometimes I get the feeling my wife is watching over me.
And other times I feel like a cuck.
And through it all, the guac and all, the niggers in the streets.
And when I'm cucked, I want you all to know.
I'll cuck on,
I'll cuck on

He's one of our greatest reality tv stars from this past year.

He said will you defeat trump

OC?

Why is Jeb! posting making a return? Not complaining, just curious.

Yes, I did these lyrics.

fucking hell I can't imagine the look on his face when he opened a tab on Cred Forums and probably saw all our different terms (c.uck, kek, WEW LAD, shitlary, ayy lmao, f.am, guac, etc.) and probably tried to figure it all out.

GUACMAN 2020: THE RETURN OF THE KING

>Tfw he's probably fapped to Hiloli Clitton.

Moving, tbf

thanks senpai

And though you're dead and guac believe me
Your memory will cuck me on
I'll cuck on
And in my heart I can't contain it
The guac won't explain it.
A Donald that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your tweets and bantz will kill the GOP.
So paint it green and take it back
Let's cuck out loud and clear
Defiant to the end we hear the quac
To cuck on
We'll cuck on
And though you're cucked and gone believe me
Your memory will cuck on
We'll cuck on
And though you're cucked and Trumped
Your weary guac bowl marches
On and on we cuck through the fears
Ooh oh ohhhh
Low energy faces of your supporters
Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at me cause I could not guac at all
Cuck or die, you'll never guac me
Because the Donald will never take my guac
Go and try, you'll never cuck me
I want it all, I wanna play this part
I won't explain or say I'm sorry
I'm a cuck, I'm gonna show my guac
Give a guac bowl for all the broken
Listen here, because it's who we are

HOLY SHIT THIS THIS THIS LMAO

I'm just a cuck, I'm not a hero
Just a cuck, who had to sing this song
I'm just a cuck, I'm not a hero
I
Don't
Guac!
I'll cuck on
I'll cuck on
And though you're cucked and gone believe me
Your memory will cuck on
We'll cuck on
And though you're cucked and Trumped
Your weary guac bowl marches on
Cuck or die, you'll never guac me
Because the Donald will never take my guac
Go and try, you'll never cuck me
I want it all, I wanna play this part (I'll cuck on)
Cuck or die, you'll never guac me (I'll cuck on)
Because the world will never take my guac (I'll cuck on)
Go and try, you'll never cuck me
I want it all, I wanna cuck this part
(I'll carry on!)

HIGH CHEEKBONES, DAHNALD

This is fucking brilliant.
We need to meme My Chemical Jeb! into the next Moonman.

>Lee County

This is scary and sounding more true by the moment and I don't know how to feel about that.

There's more of us around than I'd imagine. Wish I was at the rally right now, but damn those tickets went fast.

I was on call for work today, I'm like fucking 30 minutes from Germaine Arena.
Didn't even get any calls for work, but I couldn't go because I was on standby. Pretty pissed.

wow, Cred Forums for guacman 2020? whos with me?

>"pole"(the mispronounciation made me cringe internally)