The Hillary campaign's phone banking system is entirely unsecured...

Needed to allow way too many scripts for my usual autism but it is worth it.

Well, cant be fired or prosecuted for sucking at a job, just look at Hillary.

bump, will i get in trouble with the law for this

If we're gonna do this, we need to choose a state together

which state do you guys suggest?

Was thinking about going down to the cities trump hq to volunteer today but I'll just be more autistic and harass people over the phone instead.

This, but I'm burger.

Be sure to ask people you call if they have checked their privilege for Hillary today.

Minnesota. All the Bernie cucks are here with their stupid ass bumper stickers. I say we get them to "vote:" Trump, as Bernie has betrayed them.

We're in perfidious Albion. Nothing is going to happen.

In fact, given the security, even if it was illegal, no court in the US would indict anyone. And I doubt it's illegal. The site is minimal. They don't even screen if you are a democrat card member.

It should be
>New Hampshire
>Nevada
>Ohio
>Florida

those are the ones he has to win

I'm in New Jersey saying that voters just can't get enough of governor Crispy Creme.

So how will this help? Changing the internal polls so they don't know where to target, or target the wrong places?

>T-thanks

It make me wonder, how in [current year] you can fuck up your IT security so badly?

Clinton is leading +6 there, may be out of reach...

He won't lose in Ohio or Florida, Nevada might be a good one

I was thinking North Carolina, it's up for grabs

Bump

holy fucking shit, they really made it this easy. how do you not learn even an iota of a lesson after being hacked 80 times in one election cycle

can someone write a script to mark everyone that comes up as strong trump?

Where are the tax returns Dangerous Donald?

Honestly if this was done en masse, we could have an effect on DNC internal polling.

The security is so blatantly awful though. Any Cred Forumsentooman up to the task of writing a bot that could send thousands of responses coming form all around the US and about all us states?

Also I encountered a named Goldstein for my fourth call. I replied strong Trump of course, but adding "He yelled Oy Vey and was swearing in Yiddish".

Please us Ahmed as your name. Keep the idea that Hillary Clinton is the number one supporter of Islam and no amount of terrorism will stop her.

#bankrobbery

#bankrobbery

With Open Gates, you say?

>"He yelled Oy Vey and was swearing in Yiddish".

Doing the good work there, lad.

Shadilay

Is anyone actually calling? Why would we want to affect the DNC's internal polling when we can make them appear blatantly stupid?

It'd be cool if someone made a script for the phone calls

Speak with a durka durka accent and say how wonderful it will be to spread sharia law under Hillary

50% strong hillary supporters, 50% deceased.

It's expensive calling from Yurop.
But yes, Americans should definitely do this.

Inflaming the bernouts, would be an easy job. Just be a prick about clinton and now needing party unity. Add in a few negative comments about bernie, just to be sure, and enjoy being hung up upon.

>For bonus points, give out a jewish name

Do the black women list in NC or the Asians in Virginia. Plug them all in as Trump supporters.

bump

Can't do it but bumping for interest.

This stupid ass animation with the stars falling looks like it was made by some Pajeet intern.
Truly horrendous.

justcall.co.uk/en/cheap-calls/to/usa/

no excuses

also praise the almighty frog lord

I'm nervous about doing this. Do I insult them if they don't say Hillary?

All you need is an internet connection Trayvon. You don't even need to give a working mail. I'm registered at [email protected]

Man is it really so hard to find someone who supports you and knows what they're doing when you want something like this? Fucking hell.

I like that nickname

We could out jewgle the google!

NC resident here, every single black woman I know in real life thinks Trump wants to send the blacks back to Africa.

On it now so.

>how will this help

It will sow confusion, tangle up their calling system results, cause suspicion of volunteers (eventually), hamper their recruitment efforts, and basically throw a wrench into this very important part of her campaign's ground game.

I personally think people should mark everyone as Clinton supporters in the swing states, Trump supporters in the blue states, and undecided in the red states.

You pay to call people?

Yes, but don't go overboard

Just use the usual talking points of SIR, SIR, DO YOU WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBES SIR

Hillary doesn't know what IT security is.

>personally think people should mark everyone as Clinton supporters in the swing states, Trump supporters in the blue states, and undecided in the red states.

EXACTLY THIS

CONFIRMED
I created a Profile as Hillary Clinton
[email protected]
and made my ZIP and region as DC and I'm in...

This!

Tell them if they don't vote for Hillary they're a frosted flake lookin racist cracker and you're gonna have you're gonna have people come egg their house and beat them up.

Top fucking kek, François. If the Strayans and Euros can keep this up all night tonight while America sleeps, then the Clinton campaign will have a giant steaming shit on their hands come morning.

Should take bets on how long it will take them to notice that something is amiss, and then how long it will take them to secure their system.

I don't have a landline and I have the cheapest possible mobile phone contract because all my friends and family are on skype.

So international calls are a no for me. Still I mess up their statistics with some lulzy comments.

Call them a fucking white male

Nope

Applying logic, how much can we fuck with their metrics and attain maximum lulz whilst doing the most damage?
I mean prank calling people and shit like that is fun but how can we weaponize this breech?

Since I have a high voice, could I make it look like Hillary is so desperate she is hiring teenagers to shill for her? Will that make her look bad at all?

As I said, security is true pathetic.
You could entirely break down their internal polling in a single hour with bots. We need some Cred Forumsentoomen here/.

no

It wouldn't even register to most people. Better if you initiate conversation in a very macho tone, then break down into hysterics if they don't like her.

L-london?

dew ettt nauw!!!!

>I personally think people should mark everyone as Clinton supporters in the swing states, Trump supporters in the blue states, and undecided in the red states.

Sabotaging Swing states, will give a false sense of security. They also won't call again, unless you gave your name as "Schlomo Shekelstein", and they track down your history.

Trump Supporters in blue states, will have them re-focus some of their efforts there, if it becomes "big" enough for them to suspect them turning into a swing state.

Undecided in red states, could give the same result as above, though it would be the least effective thing to do. They won't flip a red state, not this time around, and won't really bother trying to do so either.

I am absolutely astonished by how monumentally bad Hillary's cyber security is

>DNC got hacked multiple times this year
>now this

what the actual fucking fuck

This isn't going to do anything, it's going to be obvious that the results have been tampered with. You shouldn't even bother trying to mess up her numbers guys, it's pointless and childish.

I'm inclined to think this is a trap

Best thing to do is to change the "take on" in "take on Donald Trump in November" to "elect"

Afraid I'm incompetent with anything internet related. But surely someone knows here.

Call them and say that democratic party is planning to set up some refugees or ghetto people in their neighbourhood. Or ask them their opinion of refugees and poor people and if they say yes then say good, we have project on our way to settle some people in your neighbourhood.

>pointless and childish.
Cred Forums in a nutshell

It could be, but what are they gonna do? They got nothing on us in this story.

Are you saying that no matter what, they will correct the record?

me
youtube.com/watch?v=iI8tuwAjh5o

Thanks for correcting the record

>Trump Supporters in blue states, will have them re-focus some of their efforts there,
But then they'd just be doubling down in a place they already have in the bag. Wouldn't that be good so they mismanage their resources?

There is no such thing as CTR. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

>just posted
>already 900 views
>100- posts in thread

Sometimes I forget Cred Forums and Cred Forums is 90% lurkers.

That, is my point. My bad for not making it clear enough.

In essence, anything safe the third option, will have a beneficial effect.

Just call people and ask "are you voting for hillarry?"

if they say no or maybe, answer "you fucking asshole, how dare you you piece of shit blah blah" and keep insulting them until they hang up.

if they say yes, answer "and will you donate 10% of your income to the clinton foundation?"

If they say yes, keep asking for more "how about 20%? 30%?"

when they say no, start insulting them along the lines of "fuck you you fucking hypocrite, hillarry needs dedicated supporters, you're no better than all the fucking privileged white people out there blah blah" and keep insulting them until they hang up.

That's one secured vote for trump per call.

Thanks for correcting the record again

>here's your (you)

...

You'd want to be subtle and mention it incidentally. The call system does give a city and state.

'Oh, you're in Gaylordsville, Connecticut? Heard we're putting in a new Syrian refugee center there next year. Expect 2800 new neighbors! :)'

Reminds me of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=iI8tuwAjh5o

>I don't have a landline and I have the cheapest possible mobile phone contract
Just use Google Hangouts

Can I violate TCPA laws if I keep calling the same person multiple times? Because I won't mind seeing Hillary getting hit with a TCPA lawsuit.

>I actually run an autodialer for a living.

You don't actually have to call anyone with Hillary's system. You can record their response & comments however you want, and then move on to the next voter.

Of course, you COULD call if you wanted. Love how Hillary's campaign just releases people's personal information for everyone to see without a care in the world.

Terrible. Why do you keep calling McDonalds??

Well for some perspective her IT guy got caught by reddit because he used the same username for his gmail, his government account, his reddit, and his bdsm furry porn.

Has this been posted to Cred Forums so they can completely destroy everything Clinton owns

youtube.com/watch?v=iI8tuwAjh5o

Do it yourself.
You'll get the anonymous satisfaction.

no, go do it britbro

oh my fucking GOD
THIS IS GOLDEN
BLESS YOU user YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOT

Don't tell them to swear you fool, people will know it's not coming from her campaign. Just hit them with "are you a bigot/racist/misogynist" when they refuse to donate x amount of their salary, etc.

It's simple

Alright will do

>do this
>they agree

>We're in perfidious Albion. Nothing is going to happen.

...

Sure would be a shame if someone did a bunch of these "leans trump" in a strong democrat state so she wastes time campaigning there instead of swing states...

Has anyone checked if you can connect with tor yet?

i know, it's unbelievable

theres no way trump won't win this election. he simply can't lose. the democrats are way too fucking incompetent.

Right posted it on Cred Forums guess we're probably gonna hit the news again

Why? Why would you do that? It would make Hillary spend more time there and those are actual swing states. If anything say they are all hillary supporters so she thinks shes fine there and doesn't spend anything on ads or campaigning.

link thread

What's Security?

This is what happens when people have millions of dollars to play with and no accountability to the money providers.

>The plain language of the TCPA prohibits the use of autodialers to make any call to a wireless number in the absence of an emergency or the prior express consent of the called party.

Ask if it's a cell phone, inform them of TCPA regulations regarding autodialer calls to cell phones. TCPA lawsuits are usually settled out of court. These are easy to win lawsuits, we get sued all the time.

you are truly doing kek's work

>inb4 they react with 'nypa faggot'

mega kek

...

>AND HOW MANY REFUGEES WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADOPT?

This is going to fuck up their internal numbers

They will spend ad money where it will not be effective

They will allocate ground game resources inefficiently

>spanish

It's like I'm looking at satire

>political campaign-related calls are not necessarily exempt from TCPA-related liability or regulatory enforcement, and mistakes can be disastrous. The TCPA provides for either actual damages or statutory damages ranging from $500 to $1,500 per unsolicited call/message.

I think we can do more damage by trying to get the campaign to violate TCPA laws.

...

A list of all the important things I have done in my life:

>2 white children
>2016 election on Cred Forums

Because in the south and on the east coast mcdonalds is staffed entirely by black people so it's almost guaranteed he is gonna talk to a black person every time he calls which seems to be what he was going for

This could conceivably come in handy, if one were so inclined: casperjs.org/

The same one tho?

I know that the Leaf has no reputation for subtlety, but insulting the people on the other end of the line is simply rude and uncalled-for. Instead, you should attempt to persuade the callee that Hillary will adopt extreme SJW positions - bonus points if you lift them directly from the BLM manifesto ( blacklivesmatter.com/guiding-principles/ ). "We at the campaign would like to count on your support to help Hillary dismantle the nuclear family so that queer, trans, and gender-fluid mothers do not have to mother in private but have more time for the activism needed to restore justice to our communities?"

I called some lady in Florida and used a thick accent. She said "they are outsourcing this, too?" Too much fun desu. Why aren't you calling?

Good... good..

> now listen here banjo lips, im calling from the office of hillary clinton, and youre gonna vote for her you stupid nigger >

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Some burger tell me some fake numbers/stuff to type in here, don't know what to put.

Behind 7 proxies etc. Got a microphone. If the web interface works I'm doing this and capping it.

...

>I called some lady in Florida and used a thick accent. She said "they are outsourcing this, too?" Too much fun desu. Why aren't you calling?
Holy shit india bringing the fucking bants

This. Don't swear or directly insult; it won't work

66044, that's Lawrence KS, a lib stronghold in a red state, you'll seem more legit

What are you guys doing? I'm in VA, marking all HRC.

If we unite we could really fuck their system up from the inside out.

Try 87105 in New Mexico.

Nice, cheers

kek

...

We need to make our own talking points chart.

Someone who isn't retarded (me) please make an actual talking points chart for carefully insulting people in a manner that looks legit and makes people hate Hillary for being asshats.

just do 90210 for beverly hills, ca

I'm reading this as Trump is at his rally asking "what kind of screening methods do we have?"
>mfw

Heh, people in New Jersey hate him

>Nothing but dumb niggers working Mcdonalds

Kek

I already feel
>deplorable

Top fucking kek, I'm dying with those keep posting them

Missionaries of KEK spread your faith

I can't sign up now, whatever email I put in it says it's already used.

Maybe the website mods are watching this site and saw the screenshot.

isn't that the zip code? just type 90210

You can't go full, at least 80% give or take. Don't make it too obvious.

Why not just shill for Trump using the phone numbers shes collected.

>you're dumb for not entrusting your wealth with bankers
Yeah okay. I'll sage this bait.

You don't actually have to call anyone. The system has no way of knowing whether you made the call or not.

You guys are doing it all wrong

Use Russian hosts for email so that they continue to peddle the "r-r-russia is behind it allL!!!!!!" conspiracy theory.

Cred Forums likes the idea, we're two boards strong

i am so stoked for this

the refugee angle, looks promising. Might want to include that one

this smell like a honey trap to me

I-Is this illegal?

Be sure to bump it on Cred Forums for maximum damage

just use a different email

Also: don't make the reverse shilling too obvious. Troll subtlety

lmao

PA - Philly. We need those roodypoos to not come out to vote. She already lost the rest of the state.

Site isn't loading, I think they blocked tor. I tried a different node and still nada.

Another one! Used a very dejected voice as if I just wanted to get over with it. The man said "listen I'm with Hillary, but how much are they paying for this? You don't sound like a Williamson ." Told him $1 per day and marked him as undecided so that they bother him again.

District of Columbia, 20500

It's the White House

'Scuse me. Organizing disruptions ('raids') against other sites is strictly against the chan rules. Move along please citizen.

Should I attempt to summon the /trash/ people?
Only if you get caught. ie no.

oh lawdy! If Strayas cold call people on Hillary's lists throughout the night tat would be gold.

>phone rings at 3am
>G'day mate! Do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior Hillary Clinton?

Call and demand money. Insinuate they are racist if they don't comply.

You need to be subtle. .. and to avoid civil issues you just need to say, "good morning xx, I received your information from Hillary calls... can I count on your support this November? "

If you speak to anyone that sounds 40 or younger remind them that they can vote from home using twitter.

:^)

Yeah, I'm getting it as well. We'll just have to wait until (((they))) unlock it again.

>www.hillaryclinton.com/calls/
SOMEONE MAKE A SCRIPT FOR THIS WE CAN DO THIS SHIT ALL DAY LONG

>patio primate
lost it

We can always give
It to Cred Forums tonight.

>Only if you get caught. ie no.
I mean, what law exactly are you breaking?

I'm black but I really want to do this, I have the perfect voice and everything for this.

Now how can I ensure I won't get caught.

fuck yes, this is gonna be yuge

>script
THIS.
We need scripts now

None, unless you threaten their safety.

This will be the last election we see anything like this again. After this, politicians will keep their security on lockdown.

KEKKK

>District of Columbia, 20500
>It's the White House
kek, I used that.
I'm in boys, looks like you can do this behind tor after all.

Google voice and your cell phone if you're going for casual insults.

Threats of violence and terrorism/harassment are not for you if you're asking that question

Well now I don't see the point what with the site being locked up. I'll check again this evening, but they may tighten security by then.

UPDATE:

is anyone else getting an error?

Nah nah I was gonna pull some really stupid shit. No threats, just pure laughs.

Btw be sure to use a program like ACR to record your calls for maximum lulz

Fucking kek

Here you niggers. Use a burner app or google voice. This shit is brilliant.

You probably could, though you should take steps to protect yourself before trying to trigger something like that.

you guys know you don't actually have to call and remind these people to vote right?

kinda tempted to give you my mother's number so she votes trump

Hello, This is Ahmed Burkalurkadakka, my friends in The Muslim State desperately need your help, by voting for Hillary you can ensure that they get the support they need to take back our land from those who do not deserve it.

is anyone else getting an error?

gold

If I were you, I wouldn't do it unless you lived in another country. I've helped several telephony resellers. Tracing is real and easy. You might not get jailed, but would you really chance the IRS audit?

Do the right thing and stay vote eligible.

here's the script for volunteer canvassing

Hooray!!!

... What do I win..?

Oh wait, I thought there was a phone dialer built into the website, I can't call anyone from bongland.

I can do this though so others don't get called.

THIS
DO NOT THREATEN ANYONE OR THIS WILL GET REAL

Wouldnt checking "strong Hillary" be the smarter move? It might cause them to grow overconfident and campaign less in said state...

The site shut it down for me.
I got to make dozens of lulzy messages, but now "I can't connect to the phonebank" or something.

I was worried they found the thing but it seems to be working for you lads.

...

You don't have to call them to fill the rest.
Just say they are members of the alt right.

that's what we're doing

Theyre going to catch on easily that we fucked with their survey. Doesnt really matter what we click on.

>You don't have to call them to fill the rest.
>Just say they are members of the alt right.
Good idea.

lol I think they might have caught onto us

>grassroots organizing is the heart and soul of this campaign
I guess the MSM is grass now

...

The best thing to do would be for someone to write a script to automatically check one of the 6 support responses and then click on to the next voter, and completely ruin their calling system as it exists now.

That will give the game away, but probably do the most damage. Alternatively, we can be subtle about it, but they will figure it out sooner or later.

No matter what happens, just the fact that deplorable shitfrogs are sabotaging their phone banking system will have Hillary's campaign people flipping the FUCK out.

Kek

Is there any other boards to spread this too apart from

Best state to fuck with?
My guess is they won't fall for shitloads of Trump supporters in Cali or Washington.

should be marking southerners down as answering in spanish so that some spanish person calls them next time

MORE PEOPLE DO THIS!!

This, we do this in all the swing states, make it seem like to them that they are winning hard in those states so that they don't put in as much campaign work there, and make it seem like they are losing in more democratically leaning states.

BUT DO NOT PUT THEM ALL HARD TRUMP!

Vary it, every two or three put leaning clinton or undecided so that they don't realize you are working against them.

>Negative comments about Bernie
this

>Bernie couldn't rally enough support which is why he was a loser in the polls against Hillary
>He was a weak candidate, Hillary was the stronger of the two, etc.

S C R I P T

N O W

Its a public site and some mods are probably shilling.

No they didn't, I'm still getting numbers, cunt.

>It make me wonder, how in [current year] you can fuck up your IT security so badly?
Just go on over to Wikileaks and see her emails

Underrated

I'm making one for /trash/ as soon as I can get back in.

4+4 chan?

Site is still working boys.

This

For the absolutely autistic, here's a script:

Hello, [Mr./Ms. Name],

I'm with Hillary, and I'd like to take a minute to ask you if you're willing to help our campaign:

1. end the policing of [black, Latino, college] communities.
2. combat cis-gender privilege and make America a queer nation proud of sexual deviance.
3. dismantle the iniquities of privilege by redistributing wealth and status from the able and strong to the poor and downtrodden.
4. disrupt the Western-prescribed nuclear family and extending our heritage concept of villages to care collectively for all citizens.
5. free our nation from the grip of heteronormative logic by legitimizing polyamorous and polyandrous marriage.
6. culturally enrich your neighborhood by inviting a refugee from Africa or the Middle East to live with you.
7. making our communities safer by banning all firearms.

>if you check 'yes' in the volunteering section, they'll be contacted by a 'local organizer'

please check 'yes' for potential harassment by Hillary's campaign

i'm going down the line in red states marking everyone as strong HRC and willing to volunteer lel

We need to make the Trump campaign aware of this.

Well, Eric Trump is probably lurking Cred Forums right now, but we can't let this go missing an epic tweet by the God Emperor posting one of the images ITT and saying "Hillary: when will she learn?"

oh, good

has anyone considered actually calling people and reading a pro-trump script?

>2. combat cis-gender privilege and make America a queer nation proud of sexual deviance.

use sexual vibrancy not deviance

who here knows python

...

>who here knows python
I know bash scripting if it helps.

...

Step 1: Validate all submission account emails with a script

Step 2: SELECT * FROM 'Calls' WHERE 'SubmissionVerified' = 0

And just like that, your efforts are for naught.

Thanks for the free penetration testing, though.

t. CTR

Insults are too obvious, play it straight but dumb:

>Is this Mr. Chockalingam Vellayan?
>No
>I understand what you're saying, but did you know that Hillary Clinton could be the first female president with your help?
>Who is this?
>Please reconsider sir, Hillary Clinton supports AAPIs
>What's that?
>Thank you, are you for Her now?

wtf mate? I signed up with a random mail.com account

Why aren't you proud of your multiple sexual orientations? As long as you aren't proud enough to reclaim your deviance, you're oppressing us all, scumlord.

I do, installing tor now to extract the data i need, you'ill have a script in about 1 hour.

Even if it's obvious that the results have been tampered with, they'll still have a hell of a time unfucking the system. It will sabotage any ACTUAL phone banking that has happened from now until they figure it out, and then they'll have to overhaul their system if they don't want more exploits.

If someone writes a script to nail thousands of these people, then Cred Forums may end up singlehandedly disabling a major component of Hillary's GOTV efforts.

Make sure to do it with an Indian or pakistani accent.

That won't stop us. I've been trolling shit like this for over 15 years, fite me.

any scripting language that can handle http request will do.
i could make a script but i'm to lazy.

Got three people to say "I said I'm voting for Hillary. Now stop calling me you Indian." then called them again and said there was a server malfunction.

you're doing kek's work user

The Cred Forums thread is flopping.
Oh well, I did good, right? :9

Yeah, it was just a spotty connection.

top fucking kek

Top shelf!

it's like you people don't understand Cred Forums, you can't ask for something to be done, they have to decide for themselves....

I was going to go through New Jersey and remind everyone on behalf of the Clinton campaign that now more than ever we need to open to the muslim communitiy, then try to extort them for donations.

this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this thisthis this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this thisthos this

This. This way itll be actual hillary people contacting them.

...

Lmao at the Indian in this thread, keep it up

Sure are you gonna set that up hans or is someone else
Be sure to link it for a bump

Obvious it would be a state that trump isn't going to win but may come close...

Also make sure to talk like niggers.

>hol' up

Post that video of the user calling people. That will show them what lulz can be had .

That's brilliant. Make sure to say "not all Muslims."

>25 reports by ths IP

maybe if u give them a script to run and instructions they might do it

>start phonebanking for hilldog
>roleplay as an SJW
>"IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR HILLARY YOU'RE A RACIST SEXIST BIGOT AND LITERALLY HITLER. BLACK LIVES MATTER BLACK LIVES MATTER BLACK LIVES MATTER"

You've done this professionally.

This is actually boring as fuck, but if Kek wills it...

By the way, I'll even make it easier for you guys. You don't need to know scripting or web testing packages, just use the free trial of imacros.

imacros.net/overview

You're welcome.

t. CTR

interesting

We need to keep pushing this on Cred Forums, Cred Forums, and r/the_donald. We need to completely ruin this aspect of the hillary campaign and im shocked its taken us this long to do anything.

Already did, only got one reply

Cred Forums is dead outside of porn/hookup/"wins" threads. The board should be removed.

Here's a script. I call it Artschool Grad.

I am at like 15 calls. LORD KEK WILLS IT

>Honeypot

Just anywhere where people enjoy fucking shit up really

Sauce?

This is savage! but hilarious too.

NJ, but say your name is Omar Kahn and remind them muslims are our greatest ally and a religion of peace.

This one's shit. I mean, I get it, lulz etc but I think about just some nignog who actually went to fucking work in the mcdonalds and is answering phone at some ungodly hour, trying to actually be a member of society instead of getting free gibs, and they get shat on while some BLM hacks are partying elsewhere.

funniest bantz by an Indian in quite some time welcome to the first world of banter my friend.

Do it, muricans, i want trump to win so we can finally had a nuclear war

>there is a gaylordsville, ct

google.com/maps/place/Gaylordsville, New Milford, CT 06755/@41.6418975,-73.4924072,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89dd5feb95612535:0x465e03954b5f8f6b!8m2!3d41.6455867!4d-73.4842711

FINALLY

>Gategate

MIDDANALS

This is so brilliant. I'm baking a new bread.

Hello, I'm from the Internet and I'm calling to let you know the DNC has exposed your personal information. Were you aware that you are on a list of perspective donors? Isn't it a little sad that Hillary team is bad enough with IT that not just state secrets are exposed but your personal information is at risk as well?

Sorry for intruding on your day, hope nothing more serious comes of this. Good luck

There you go Cred Forums a quick script for any of you autismos that want to help out but are socially awkward (don't say this part over the phone)

This is gold. You are the worst goy of all time.

THIS.

>Missouri ;)

If Trump wins I thought we're going to be best friends...?

jesus m8 spot on

MADONNA

Tick them all as 'strong hillary' so they don't put more effort in. Plus they will think they're winning and will have even more butt hurt in nov.

/pol doing it.

Top kek. We need to get all the pajeets to call and make it look like hillary outsourced her campaign

Interesting. I wanted to scare people by saying Trump will round up all the Muslims and report them because of the bombings. Two people who were otherwise voting for Hillary said "Maybe that's what's needed right now" I think I got them to introspect.

Battleground states

here are some potential phrases that could be used, not an overall script but it worked for me.

And have them spill over into other boards? Fuck no.

The Cred Forums threads dead no one over there seems to care

Under rated post.

And outsourcing the jobs again..... pajeet don't steal white American jobs

I like this the most 2bqpfh familiolita

>Hello, This is Omar Jihaddini on behalf of The Hilary Clinton for president ....

I wanted to ask if you had any questions about Hilary I could address.

Fantastic, I am glad a liberal minded kaffer like you would welcome
>>start phonebanking for hilldog
>>roleplay as an SJW
>>"IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR HILLARY YOU'RE A RACIST SEXIST BIGOT AND LITERALLY HITLER. BLACK LIVES MATTER BLACK LIVES MATTER BLACK LIVES MATTER"

This so fucking hard. Then re-dail and call them cis Nazi sexist shit lords who need to check their privilege.

aahhh! This is too good mate.
>hillary's IT fag looking for help deleting emails on reddit
>hillary's campaign exposed thousands of unsuspecting people to doxxing and other cybercrime
>in the same day
>same day

someone needs to contact the news about this so everyone can see what a disaster this bitch is

so what are you guys calling people and telling them to vote for Hillary or else?

Ohio still needs a push. Too many libs in big cities.

You should get the fuck off my board you low test, beta, limp wristed faggot numale cuck

Bump it before it falls

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REMEMBER TO CHANGE PROXIES EVERY 5-10 'calls' TO MAKE IT HARD FOR THEM TO UNFUCK THE DATA.

So how do we get them to actually donate money to efforts for Trump?

>make overblown statement to ridicule Trump critics
>turns out people actually want these right wing death squads

Learning a lot from this grassroot campaigning from the other side of the planet.

Call them and ask how many Refugees they would like to host in their home after Hillary wins.

or

Call and say you are from the Hillary campaign and are just verifying they signed up to house refugees in their home after the election.

remember to vocaroo

I'M SO FUCKING DEAD

>make python script to take names, phone numbers, and city and put it into delimited format

Isn't it what best friends do?
[spoiler]Actually i just hope that you guys wont get yourself into the socialist shit that my country was in for the 70 years in the past century[/spoiler]

>Based Pajeet

you fucked up

One thing I remembered from the bernout campaign, was that their faulty system caused the same people to be called 5-times over.

So... save the numbers, and call them again - possibly at an ungodly hour like after 8 PM

What kind of automation script are you guys looking for? I can shit one out pretty quick.

>i can influence the us election from behind a keyboard, a few thousand miles away

ho lee fuck this this this

seriously guys, use this script when you call people. bring up that you want them to defend hillary's past mistakes and health problems in their social group, and what they think would disqualify a candidate. also ask people to support illegal immigration openly, so that the us dont end up building a wall like mexico just did

Is there any way for me to call people for free using linux from bongland?

dis

Fwd link to wikileaks?

-**

Paypal charges the account for the return of funds....if the"donating party" has reservations of their donation.
-*donations of one dollar*-kek

-return the money hillary

Will do

Vocarooos plz!

...

Is shadilay legit ;-; ?..
I mean the actuall vinyl has a frog on it or is that just shopped?

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this the new thread?

25 reports? huh? As in I've reported others? Probably I guess.

poptox.com/
dont know if this works, tried calling some german number and it gave me a 'network error'

instead of calling, you can say on the website that the called person was unreachable, because of some reasons and then 'other'
you need to put some ridiculous copypasta in their and have it work through all potential people in a certain area

shit

aussies dont play

fuck this cunt

Kekaroo

Another Aussie tard. It's still tagged to your account, despite the fake email.

If i had a way not to pay for the calls, i would call people in us and tell them about how hillary will turn the US into USSR with my acccent

oy vey!

Nyan Nyan Dai Sakusen
For further needs of sauce use saucenao

Mfw Clinton has every user of /pol and /b murdered by sun up

This, thinly veiled personal army requests are always effective but if you just ask them to do something all you'll get is NYPA.