HPBG: Poo in Loo and vocaroo edition

Fuck off we're full reeeee

I bet in 2 weeks there's gunna be a huffpo article on these threads

>North Carolina: African American Women Bank

Sorry guys, I know there are better areas to troll, but I can't resist trolling Shaqeia.

Besides, 80% of white people's landlines don't respond at this hour.

Are you retarded?

Bump.

Guys, wouldn't it be better if we filled out fake success/failure forms?

Give them even more of a pain in the ass to sort through whether the data is correct or not

It's good because global warming and the environment

>posting private citizens numbers online

No, Hillary is doing this.

Someone post the angry redditor over Cred Forums trolling the bernie phone bank

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I'm helping!

They normally get one up the day after. Wouldn't be surprised if FBI and huffpost took part in it.

This is war

Anybody else not getting anything when they click sign up?

It just does nothing, no error message or anything.

I think they're onto us...
or some faggot whiteknighted and ratted us out

Where are the vocaroos, non-Americans?

If I do this, I'm going to say "Good evening ma'am, I'm with the office of Hillary Clinton for President. This call will be recorded for quality assurance." and launch into it. I...Is that safe?

Hugh Wottmeigh?

Try a different name

record corrected

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Very true. God speed. Tickety boo.

You don't have to call. If you do, at least make it memey.

No one likes a wet blanket, you unlikable twat. Go to bed.

Hiroshimoot didn't sign the global rules treatise. moot did. They are now null and void.

>Banned for shitposting
Lurk more.

fuck off faglord, Cred Forums is basically Cred Forums at this point

The entire thing will get locked down tight after only a couple calls the moment complaints come pouring in.

By lunchtime tomorrow an entire "Trump fans hacked our system" story will be on every news outlet and half the nation will believe it.

Hillary sends the private numbers to anyone without even email verification but you bitch at us. Cry more it's kind of amusing.

>pic related (You)

Delete cookies, restart browser.
Did it twice already.

>Not calling to slowly but surely build to pissing off potential hillary voters

As long as they know they're being recorded I'm pretty sure. That's how it works for radio at least.

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>muh rules

>It's ok for her to use these phone numbers for propoganda
>OMG GUYS STOP USING THESE PHONE NUMBERS FOR PROPOGANDA

Record Corrected, mate. You've really got me thinking.

Someone should obtain the entire callee database before it gets removed once they find out.

MAke a new account

So NOW you are

>Raiding a phone banking system
>Recording private citizens calls which is illegal
>Posting their numbers online

Yeah good job mods.

Honeypot

Only warning you once

Those numbers are there so people can be manipulated, one way or another.

Don't we have anybody who's kung-fu is the best?

This

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I haven't had this much fun in a thread since Michael Brown riots

>Recording private citizens calls which is illegal

It's not illegal if they consent you moron.

>got banned for whining like a bitch
So take a hint, faggot. This isn't Reddit,

>moralfag

It's not illegal in my state. Faggot.

Sounds like you're saying the NSA is illegal

Oh wait they do that shit all the time yet no one cares, get out of here JIDF

I DIED

>Recording private citizens calls which is illegal
Depends on the area. Florida has one party consent for recordings.

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Are these even real names? Is this an American thing?

Awaiting the news stories about Trump supporters harassing grandmas while posing as Clinton phone bankers.

How can this possibly go wrong?

It's not illegal if they consent which is the entire point of that guy asking the question, fucking idiot. These are all publicly available phone numbers in the white pages.

That typo though

look at me, I am the admin now.

I hope someone took screencaps of my posts in the last thread. I'll try to record some tomorrow.

This, we need to be able to keep making calls once they inevitably find us out.

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My sides have been holocausted.

They can't prove anything. Not much of a story here really.

Post phone numbers after you're done with them so other anons can call and solicit random products to make it seem like Hill sold their personal info.

wew

In addition, there's some states where it's actually legal to record the call if only "one party" consents. Meaning that you can record with impunity if you consent to your recording.

ooooh deviant

>that ID

Can you wreck shit up?

Nooooooooo

N [ooooooo

You are kiddddddding

God. 2016 is year of the lolcow. We've been so impressed with trump we forgot the opposition is a baby in a ladder factory with no Jackie Chan in sight

I don't get it

try not to use the 'background noise' excuse again pajeet

In most states it's not illegal if they DON'T consent.

Tippest lyl

Fuck, I only got two calls in 11 tries. I guess it's still late business hours where I call.

>Alt right 'deplorables' strike back at Clinton campaign

>Unsecured supporter data gives new headache for hillary

Trump can just play it off because there's no real connection to him here, and make fun of yet another security breach by ol' dyin Hillary

STFU CTR

Devilish, will do once i start calling again.

Yes because they'd need a peer reviewed study before they write that editorial.

I'll do this tomorrow with my thick accent.

Don't do this guys. I'm sure it will do more harm then good

Kys fag

Actually it's only illegal in a few states. Most states require only 1 of the 2 people in a phone call to be aware of the recording, as in, the caller knows but the called doesn't.

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post vocaroo

At least DON'T MENTION TRUMP. Keep the focus on Hillary

>Tonight on CNN, more problems in the Clinton campaign. Apparently her volunteer phone banking system was completely insecure and was taken over by a group of cartoon nazi frogs...

Yes it will probably harm Hillary. What a shame.

praise kek

shills are crawling out of the woodwork now

KEEP CALLING GUYS IT'S WORKING

>Hallo my name is bob I'm calling from Mumbai

A WUUUUUUUU

Should I just use my phone to call or what?

Anyone else getting really old? People like mostly in the 60's and 70's

>Hillary exposes voters' personal information to white supremacists on taiwanese basket-weaving forum

Someone should make an image of this error
>click here to let us know if your trouble getting voters persists
and Hillary Clinton clicking madly

UPDATED VERSION OF MODIFIED SCRIPT:

>Hillary Clinton believes that we are stronger with diversity. She believes that America succeeds when we work to build an economy that works for everyone, not just white America. She believes that we’re safer as a nation when we work for our allies to promote their country's growth instead our own selfish gain, unlike Donald Trump who has demonstrated that he will seriously harm global security and economy by visiting discussing "win-win" trade deals with China, Mexico, etc. America is still in the position to be the country that works selflessly for others

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old thread, lots of lulz in here

ask for donations too people hate that and it makes it look like she's desperate

ALL of Cred Forums is one you dingus

I'm here to mess around with my FBI friends these niggers do not care and it won't backfire on them

yes and record it

no you dumbass use Google phone or Skype

Many people said to me "you don't sound like a Williamson" when I called them.

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please someone vocaroo. i have no international calling. all we have is this one youtube video please

Based Pajeet

lolled

If you're in Ohio only one party needs to consent to the recording

Just remember: "you're angry bernouts"...not Trump supporters. GOT IT!?

KEK.

Thanks to whoever took over making threads about this. Keep the fire burning, and we'll absolutely make the news again.

signup doesn't work for me

lol

DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
>DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
>DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
>DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
>DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
>DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
>DO NOT MENTION TRUMP

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No problem brother. Did you make the original thread?

Kek put them all hostile

I did my part

what the fuck accent is that supposed to be? hood asian immigrant living in the scottish countryside?

This

Kek shill stein

Way too subtle, sounds convincingly like typical MSM output. Average people will just agree to it.

Fuck Drumpf I love socialism free college yo xddddddddd

:^)

praised

>Many people said to me "you don't sound like a Williamson" when I called them.
Be sure to scold them for being racist when they do that :)

Noted

Nice get, ID is almost Maga f a m

> (You)
>what the fuck accent is that supposed to be?
Jafaican.

Exactly

donation's to cover her medical bills

Bumping for the lulz

guys give me some numbers or something I want to make some vocaroos but I cant seem to sign up tried both facebook and non facebook and when I click on sign up nothing happens

Kek their database getting shitfucked

Incompetent hitlery

You can NOT be Siris

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REMINDER

I won't be here to make the next thread so once we reach 300 then somebody please takeover for me
See ya

I can't seem to get passed the "Signup" button. clicking it does nothing once I've filled out all the fields. Tried a bunch of times. Ideas?

ARE
YOU
SIRIS

Try a different browser

What in the actual fucking hell are these names?

Fool dont put deceased then they know they can rig their vote safely

i got u senpai

look at all the images like this in the threadthey all have the number still on

Can I call these numbers with Skype or Google Voice? I already have a VPN. Are accounts getting flagged after a certain number of surveys?

It's hard to believe that they have no checks on potential abuse, in the current year 2016.

Don't choose the "Couldn't reach them" option.

ALWAYS choose NO to "Are you interested in volunteering for Democratic candidates?"

That way they won't be contacted to volunteer later and they lose volunteers.

5 minutes of kek

how about now?

>Hillary Clinton believes that we are stronger together, and with diversity. She believes that America succeeds when we work to build an economy that works for everyone, not white America. She believes that we’re safer as a nation if we work for our allies to promote their country's growth instead our own selfish gain, unlike Donald Trump who has demonstrated that he will seriously harm global security and upset many nations by visiting discussing "win-win" trade deals, "cooperation", and "common sense policies" with China, Mexico, etc. America is still in the position to be the country that works selflessly for others.

Virginia has two options, an asian outreach phonebank or general phonebank. It seems like Indians are considered asians in the US and they have weird names.

Gotta take a break to make a sandwich and some tea, keep at it men.

vocaroo.com/i/s0te4UESctjr

all of them are voice mail eek

Tell them you are calling to provide them with a SPECIAL OFFER, with 20% of their purchase going as donation to the Hillary Clinton campaign or Clinton Foundation

IF YOU GET AN ERROR OR LOCKED OUT

JUST CLEAR YOUR COOKIES, RESTART YOUR BROWSER, AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO!

Also, wouldn't hurt to sign up with new accounts every now and then just to keep them guessing.

remember to ask if they support hillary's planned paramilitary overthrow of haiti

Joke's on you, losers! I'm actually helping Hillary phonebank for real, and I didn't know about this site before.

Sure, all five callers have hung up on me within 30 seconds, and one even thought I was a prank caller. But if I can convince even one person to vote for Hillary, annoying 1000 others will be worth it.

THIS.

Maximum effect 1st folks, keks 2nd.

Please note I do not condone anything here may be satire, please follow the law.

the KAJ one is too obvious-- we can do better. Make it 33% or 50% more subtle.

>>Hello, how are you today? My name is Ellis Cohen. I'm calling from the Clinton campaign to clarify some of her opponent's statements, and to ask your opinion on a matter vital to the upcoming election.
Something like that. If you're all like, "Hi, I'm calling from the cave in Afghanistan to come in yr jerbs" it's just a little much. Come on, robots. Get with the goddamn program. Subtle or not at all. Vocal tonality is good too-- sound like you're questioning at every sentence? and maybe you're unsure? Or annoying in the worst way.

I've used skype no problem, though I'm mostly getting voicemails.
No screening whatsoever on what you are doing.

Yes, the Democrats are that incompetent.

If they're gonna break the rules we shouldn't follow them either, besides if she yells at us for this she'll look like a conspiracy theorist.

>hurr durr if %5 of the people do good and %95 do harm to Hillary then we win!

Pic related deserves to be your country in 5 years you fucking disgrace to your forefathers

Swedecuck

"the person you have called does not take private numbers"

>raid

No, we're assisting Sec. Clinton's phone campaign.

youtube.com/watch?v=LXRFPGFapzE

Are you by any chance are a professional interviewer?

I did it without calling, just marking down information so they would skip over people. After 13 they said there was an error and I can't do it anymore, are they cracking down?

I AM A DISGRUNTLED BERNIE SUPPORTER
>EVERYONE ON Cred Forums IS A DISGRUNTLED BERNIE SUPPORTER
I AM A DISGRUNTLED BERNIE SUPPORTER
>EVERYONE ON Cred Forums IS A DISGRUNTLED BERNIE SUPPORTER
I AM A DISGRUNTLED BERNIE SUPPORTER
>EVERYONE ON Cred Forums IS A DISGRUNTLED BERNIE SUPPORTER
I AM A DISGRUNTLED BERNIE SUPPORTER
>EVERYONE ON Cred Forums IS A DISGRUNTLED BERNIE SUPPORTER

Democratic?
THIS
IS
MEMES

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>Guys, wouldn't it be better if we filled out fake success/failure forms?

This would have been the actual smart thing to do, but Cred Forums is completely retarded.

This is Sweden at it's best. Fucking shit up with shortsightedness.
It won't be good for Hillary in the long run the more people know about her handing people's contact info out for everyone to kek at?

>>DOING A GOOD INDIAN ACCENT IS IMMEDIATE AND EFFECTIVE TOO

Reminder:

DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
>DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
>DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
DO NOT MENTION TRUMP
>DO NOT MENTION TRUMP

Why are so many of these posted names indian?

whynotboth.jpg

Same for Wisconsin and Virginia

6 number voice mail

1 number blocked

I'm getting sad now

Its like 7-8 in the morning, just keep trying Magyarbro

>It seems like Indians are considered asians in the US
They are Asians. South Asians.

Oh look 3 deleted posts of people posting ppls private info

Gee mods/jans maybe you should delete the thread?

I don't get why parents do that whole "Firstname Firstnameson" thing. It's just dumb.

Would it be wrong to promise them something? Like that they've been specially selected and if they donate $2 to Hillary's campaign they'll be invited to a private luncheon with her? Or just the luncheon, without the donation. That sounds wrong though.

You realize this is a public website frequented by journalists, yes?

Bumping, this shit gonna be good

Be sure to come back and post your best results

we need more

I think that they have some kind of feature in place to prevent you from just spamming answers, there has to be some time between "phone calls".

just fuck off already, the mods clearly thinking this thread is hilarious

Ch..ch.ecked

I tried to ask her out but

>Lein p siris

I know she would say no

still way too subtle. dont use this

If CNN is called Journalism than this must be 1984. You have to understand we just don't care, your shilling won't affect us.

Getting 1 vocaroo would be worth it

Don't choose the "Couldn't reach them" option.

ALWAYS choose NO to "Are you interested in volunteering for Democratic candidates?"

That way they won't be contacted to volunteer later and they lose volunteers.

>That video
Top fucking kek.

Can I call from Colombia?
I want to say:
Gonorreas hijueputas viva el sapo pepe.

I've done my part to help end this madness.

If this thread is not delet within 5 minutes i'll be contacting Hiroshima directly. This is unacceptable bullshit.

wait, i've been clicking yes because I thought getting harassed by the hillary campaign would turn them off Hilary.

This election is just getting better and better

Fight bravely, my fellow memetic warriors

nypa faggot, also im lazy

shouldn't you guys mark all the calls as "hostile"?
give them the impression everyone is angry at the campaign

vocaroo.com/i/s08N2WFvsPhy

Got a sheeboon my ears almost died

.02 cents have been deposited into your account, thank you for correcting the record!

are you getting mad?

We're phonebanking you fucking faggot, stop trying to ruin Hillary's chances.

They should all be marked "Strong Clinton" and "No" so they end up crossed off the list

naw nigga

no means no

S H I L L STEIN
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I think you guys are doing it wrong.

Labeling people as being pro-Trump does nothing but make them work harder.

What you want to do is make them show as strong hillary; but then misdirect in terms of issues they feel are important.

For example... I wish Hillary to take on the oil companies more.

Or... I wish hillary would stand up to the farmers more.

The idea is not to make them work harder but to make them work less. The idea is not for them to speak on issues that help their campaign, but to speak publicly in ways that will harm their campaign.

I actually want to see this bubble into something honestly

GODS WORK, FELLOW MAGYAR

People will just write it off as a mistake. Can you honestly imagine many people changing who they would vote for over a 10s call to the wrong person?

Better to deny volunteers.

Based Hungary

Just speak Spanish and say "Hillary Clinton campaign" as many times as you can. Then get offended if they don't speak Spanish.

If they speak Spanish, get them to vote for Jill Stein.

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Hillary is going to mention this tonight on TV

If it does it will just hurt Hillary, it will either look like she's a tin foil hat or her phonebanking was hijacked by a bunch of internet trolls.

THIS SHIT IS ILLEGAL.

Do not get yourselves in trouble. We need your votes on November 8th.

That is all.

holy fucking BUMP

>>Hello, how are you today? My name is Ellis Cohen. I'm calling from the Clinton campaign to clarify some of her opponent's statements, and to ask your opinion on a matter vital to the upcoming election.
>Something like that. If you're all like, "Hi, I'm calling from the cave in Afghanistan to come in yr jerbs" it's just a little much. Come on, robots. Get with the goddamn program. Subtle or not at all. Vocal tonality is good too-- sound like you're questioning at every sentence? and maybe you're unsure? Or annoying in the worst way.

Don't forget to ask to speak to "the man of the household", especially if its a man that answers the phone. Then ask them if they are sure that they are "the man of the household."

Ask them their ethnicity and if they say black then tell them "oh well I have to hang up now. they don't want us to spend a lot of time on black people."

If their Hispanic or their name looks Asian, talk to them as if you think they are Hispanic. Tell them how Hillary totally supports "illegals like you" and "loves taco bowls more than Trump"

If an Asian asks why you think they are Hispanic, tell them they look Hispanic in their picture in the book you have in front of you. When they inquire more about the book, tell them you're not supposed to say a lot about it because it says "CONFIDENTIAL: DNC ONLY" in front of it and it's got their name, address, picture, and last year's tax return in it.

I hope that's what takes em off the list

Its dinner time on the east coast

>phonebanking is illegal

In what way?

Harassing people like this is not cool at all.

Making the news is bad you retard

Mention The Clinton campaign how else will we get back at her for hurting Bernie :^}

I want to see them trying to stop me here at Ecuador.

>The security of my phone banking service was wiped by the great Alt-Right cloth named Pepe.
Can't wait.

Not to be a little bitch or anything, but you really should delete that video… It would play right into Clinton's hands if it got picked up by the media

>vocaroo.com/i/s08N2WFvsPhy
AHAHAHA

WTF

Actually recording and doxing people is illegal like many are doing ITT.

Hillary won't say anything about this, but it will enter the news cycle. Now if it makes it on blogs or elevates up to 24/7 stations is up to the resolve and persistence of you guys.

Keep it up :)

youtube.com/watch?v=iI8tuwAjh5o

>man of the household
This will make dykes livid

That's why thoughtful Cred Forums users are calling them, so real Hillary supporters don't harass them

Yes. I am very mad.
Do you see bernie supporters raiding phone banks?
No

Do you see hillary supporters engaging in acts of violence? No

Do you see Obama supporters spamming email?

No

Alt-Righters are terroists and you know it. Support Hillary Clinton for POTUS.

>Contacting a lawyer to sue azn moot because you are buttmad when he has better lawyers and will own you in court

Holy fuck, this is the most reddit user i've ever seen in all my years on Cred Forums

Neck yourself

well if I could talk to them I'd

Sheeeeiittt

I was told pretending to represent a campaign when you don't is illegal. I don't have any proof, but I would be careful just in case.

O Y V E Y G O Y I M

It's somebody registering with a fake name. I do it all the time fuck you don't call me shillary

Her people can't figure out basic IT security, do you really think they're going to back-trace us?

It's not doxxing. The Clinton campaign put these lists into a public area.

Recording is illegal, unless you lead off with a "calls may be recorded for quality assurance" or something of that sort informing them that the call is being recorded.

OUT

If you leave the phone number up in images you are going to get Global #4'ed. Just sayin.

Wont putting strong trump for every caller make her campaign focus on the state harder?

thanks for correcting the record

Saying strong makes them most likely call back for a volunteer dumbass

If this isn't hard to do I'll try with my most poo in loo call center voice. Should be fun
>hello this is john smith from windows. id like to talk to you about hillary clinton

I hope everyone is behind proxies and burner phones otherwise her hit squads are going to make short work of you.

>"who dat?"
>"sheeeeeeeeit"

screen cap me!

We can still wreck the phonebanking and their efforts will be negated.

are there any more vocaroos? from past threads? fucking kek

>implying there are any Hillary supporter

Do we say that the people are strong supporters of Trump or Clinton? Which one will make sure they never get called again? Pls help.

I thought so.
Due to some reporting, I won't post again anything form the site.

>sign up in site
>it gives you phone numbers
>call them
What about it is illegal exactly?

Aren't we all on some hit list if she wins already? Better to go down fighting for the greater good than to die doing nothing.

Well I'm anti democracy so that is why I do it.

No, because they don't contact people they don't have the support of. They only contact people on the fence and people that are supporting them.

>john smith from windows

im going to spend all night undoing everything you cucks just worked for

The bigger issue is we need to make it look normal in the data mined from the answers, not every call can be favored one way or the other

Anyone else having issues making an account?

I click the button and nothing happens.

Strong Clinton but don't make them into volunteers.

We need them to lose even more volunteers.

Do it street shitter

We're just trying to correct the record, is all.

shouldn't you put strong hillary for all the calls so that they will focus on campaigning there less?

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>equating crank calls with mass causality incidents

Think about it like this, though. Even Clinton supporters that get access to these lists don't represent her campaign. They aren't employees. Anybody and their mother can get access to the lists.

>it's a leaf

>No one is blasting this down the other end of the phone.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

Was this a false flag?

A

>I don't have any proof
Okay.
Yeah, I only just just free.
Make like Clinton in swing states, and make them like Trump in states she should have in the bag.

plz be my ai gf.

dont forget to rave about cartoon frogs

vocaroo.com/i/s0HowjxDLNbQ

>Implying people on Cred Forums are list free

There are ways to Jew your way out of a situation like that

>hillary website
>everyone can register
>doxxing thousands of voters

Nah, nobody is doxxing, hillary already doxxed the information with her website

Just remember, even when it eventually gets shutdown, can still make a story out of Clinton's total indifference to online security and personal information .

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kek

This is all part of the democratic process in the 21st century. If she is so hated that people are fucking with her shitty phone bank system than obviously people do not want her to win. If she were liked people wouldn't be doing shit like this as often as they are.

She's trying to stack the deck herself with her bought and paid for delegates and media. Think of this thread as part of an effort to level the playing field.

>If you leave the phone number up in images you are going to get Global #4'ed
Yep, gonna have to say don't do this.

False flagging hillshill detected.

What you're suggesting is worse than what Nixon gave up the office for, and you're trying to rope Trump supporters into it for ammunition/etc.

Fuck off.

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Why are all the faggots on this board leaves.

I am generally curious, what is it about Canada that makes you a cuck?

meme warfare

good luck,
you will probably be a trump supporter in about 5 calls

US LAWS DON'T APPLY TO ME! ANARCHY!

Filter'd and bumping

Remind voters they can vote from home on twitter in November

>What you're suggesting is worse than what Nixon gave up the office for,
are you baiting or are you just legitimately retarded?

Just filter all canadians for a week, they will get the idea.

NEW THREAD

Seems to be working. These retards are going to give legitamacy to the whole 'deplorables' thing when this hits the news

THIS NIGGA ACTUALLY HELPING HILLARY GET DONATIONS

WTF CTR

IS THERE ACTUALLY A WAY TO FILTER CANADIAN POSTERS?

Holy shit Ive been doing this the whole month and never thought to make a thread lol

I call at midnight and later for the laughs and call everyone transgender voters

wew

TOP KEK

post vocaroo

call arabic sounding names and ask if they agree with hillary that isral is the greatest country

Gets a black woman
Sheeeeeeeeeeeit

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

I gotta call from

Pajeets bringing the bantz

Based Hungary, truly our greatest ally.

Look at the name of the caller.

USE HANGOUTS DIALER DOWNLOADABLE APP NO NUMBER CONNECTED TO IT FREE CALLS ALL ACROSS THE US

:0 :0

haha

It is because you are on mobile mine did the same and I had to switch to desktop. Trust me m8 it's worth. Been trolling pretty hard.

Time to rev up my best indian accent

vocaroo.com/i/s1oKtZvKCFjo

Once uPoon a time, in a Loo, far, far away...

I fucking love when euros spout memes

Shit Wars!

>tumblr

kill yourself fagggooottt

>vocaroo.com/i/s1oKtZvKCFjo
Fucking amazing.

Do you guys call with your own phone? Like your daily phone number?

Top kek.

I'm calling and anyone who seems happy to hear from Hillary, I mark down as for trump and hostile. Anyone who sounds fucked off, I put down for volunteering